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1. ROMANCE MATHEMATICS Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy 2. OFFICE ARITHMETIC Smart boss + smart employee = profit Smart boss + dumb employee = production Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime 3. SHOPPING MATH A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need. 4. GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. 5. HAPPINESS To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. 6. LONGEVITY Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die. 7. PROPENSITY TO CHANGE A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does. 8. DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
Girls = Time * Money (Girls are a combination of time and money) Time = Money (Time is money) Girls = Money squared (So, girls are money squared) Money = sqrt(Evil) (Money is also the root of all evil) Girls = sqrt(Evil) squared (So, girls are the root of all evil squared) Girls = Evil (Thus, girls are evil) *Girls=Evil credit goes to Compynerd255*
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