4378: You realise you need to edit your post, again.
4379: Your heart jumps every time your Total Post Ratings changes
4380: You print out the "Overview of the Lua API" page from wiki.inspired-lua.org (even though it needs some editing and updating)
4381: You realise that to edit the wiki you need to be part of the Wiki group on the forum at inspired-lua.org
4382: You realise that the forums are almost abandoned and filled with spam topics
4383: You realise that this is similar to what happened to the axe parser wiki
4384: You check the wiki at wiki.axe.omnimaga.org and realise that it is down
4385: You do a google search for it and you end up with a tweet directing you to http://wiki.axeparser.co.cc/
4386: You realise that all .co.cc domains are down, the whole site is down.
4387: Because you're so addicted to calcs and Omni, you just have to note all this down.