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« on: 09 September, 2011, 01:57:57 »
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Please post your best jokes here...
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1. What does everyone play in the world?
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« Reply #1 on: 09 September, 2011, 02:49:03 »
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2. What do you call a cow with no legs?
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« Reply #2 on: 09 September, 2011, 02:52:53 »
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your mom joke of my own creation.

3.  Your dad is so smart, he tried to drown you when you were a baby.  Your mom is so stupid, she saved you.
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« Reply #3 on: 09 September, 2011, 07:57:11 »
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This joke is not really funny but reminds me of a sheet of paper in which there was an very funny face.
What type of lights did Noah have on the arch ?
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What is yellow and can pass through walls ? The answer is really stupid.
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« Reply #4 on: 09 September, 2011, 23:34:01 »
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Why did the plane crash???











Because the pilot was a tomato!!!
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« Reply #5 on: 10 September, 2011, 01:10:15 »
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Why did the chicken cross the road? (I am not giving the answer for this one)
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« Reply #6 on: 10 September, 2011, 02:39:04 »
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Quote from: Hayleia on 09 September, 2011, 07:57:11
This joke is not really funny but reminds me of a sheet of paper in which there was an very funny face.
What type of lights did Noah have on the arch ?
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Floodlights Evil Laugh
What is yellow and can pass through walls ? The answer is really stupid.
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a Magic Banana Huh?
Lol? A magic banana?
I like the arc joke way better
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« Reply #7 on: 10 September, 2011, 02:39:38 »
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Quote from: flyingfisch on 10 September, 2011, 01:10:15
Why did the chicken cross the road? (I am not giving the answer for this one)
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U copied me.. lol Wink
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« Reply #8 on: 10 September, 2011, 04:06:23 »
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Have you heard about the circus fire?
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It was intense.

Get it? It's punny.
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"Intense" sounds like "in tents".
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« Reply #9 on: 10 September, 2011, 04:59:41 »
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that was a good one black
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« Reply #10 on: 10 September, 2011, 05:01:21 »
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Quote from: flyingfisch on 10 September, 2011, 04:59:41
that was a good one black
I liked it too. Azn
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« Reply #11 on: 10 September, 2011, 06:37:13 »
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Yo mamma's so fat, she fills up the tub, then turns on the water!
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« Reply #12 on: 10 September, 2011, 17:23:20 »
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not really a joke per se, but I love this:
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« Reply #13 on: 10 September, 2011, 20:26:20 »
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Quote from: yunhua98 on 10 September, 2011, 17:23:20
not really a joke per se, but I love this:


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« Reply #14 on: 10 September, 2011, 21:05:46 »
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An Irish buy walks out of a bar.

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No really. it *can* happen.


I love non-harmful stereotypical jokes Grin
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