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« Reply #105 on: 10 January, 2012, 03:26:22 »
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shocked you posted 1 second after me.


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« Reply #106 on: 10 January, 2012, 03:35:11 »
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Did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg bitten off by a shark?

IT'S OK! HE'S "ALL RIGHT" NOW!

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« Reply #107 on: 10 January, 2012, 05:44:54 »
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So our beloved Québec mayor, King Régis I, made a call for bids for the paintjob of the future Québec Nordiques arena. 3 companies replied, among them a Québécois.

The first one called for 3M$. 1M$ for cheap workforce, 1M$ for cheap paint and 1M$ for cheap scaffolds. The second one called for 6M$, 2M$ for the best quality of each of the above items. The Québécois called for 9M$. He said to the mayor, "3M$ for me, 3M$ for you and 3M$ to make the first company do the job" Cheesy
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« Reply #108 on: 10 January, 2012, 19:11:50 »
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Quote from: Juju on 10 January, 2012, 05:44:54
So our beloved Québec mayor, King Régis I, made a call for bids for the paintjob of the future Québec Nordiques arena. 3 companies replied, among them a Québécois.

The first one called for 3M$. 1M$ for cheap workforce, 1M$ for cheap paint and 1M$ for cheap scaffolds. The second one called for 6M$, 2M$ for the best quality of each of the above items. The Québécois called for 9M$. He said to the mayor, "3M$ for me, 3M$ for you and 3M$ to make the first company do the job" Cheesy
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« Reply #109 on: 14 January, 2012, 00:15:08 »
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Not really a joke, but I lol'ed at this xkcd comic Cheesy
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« Reply #110 on: 15 January, 2012, 04:45:23 »
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« Reply #111 on: 16 January, 2012, 17:36:19 »
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One my dad and I made up in the car:

Geek: Hi, is this customer service?
Customer Service: Yes.
Geek: My computer is working great.
Customer Service: Ok, well try rebooting the computer and see if it still works great.
Geek: OK. Done.
Customer Service: Same problem?
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