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« Reply #75 on: 29 October, 2011, 01:52:06 »
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« Reply #76 on: 29 October, 2011, 03:01:37 »
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He forgot to close the spoiler Cheesy
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« Reply #77 on: 30 October, 2011, 05:35:04 »
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Didn't cut out the punchline though.
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« Reply #78 on: 03 November, 2011, 12:27:32 »
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what do you hear when a sheep falls from a high building?
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But there's no sense crying over every mistake
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Anyway, this cake is great:
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Look at me still talking when there's science to do.
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On the people who are still alive

And believe me I am still alive.
I'm doing science and I'm still alive.
I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive.
While you're dying I'll be still alive.
And when you're dead I will be still alive.

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« Reply #79 on: 03 November, 2011, 18:37:49 »
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« Reply #80 on: 03 November, 2011, 22:04:04 »
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* Yeong read it Cheesy
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« Reply #81 on: 03 November, 2011, 23:18:52 »
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Quote from: Juju on 03 November, 2011, 18:37:49
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Omnimaga

Best. Joke. Ever.

Actually, the joke here is the fact Nikky said Omnimaga was a joke. He really said that on Cemetech though.
Lies Tongue
The game is the best joke...
Cause no one gets to win it Big smile
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« Reply #82 on: 05 November, 2011, 22:32:04 »
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Funny one:
When my band teacher asked if anybody had a joke, this is what my friend said:

A pirate walks into a bar.
The bartender asks why the pirate has a wheel in his pants.
The pirate says "Argh! It's driving me nuts!"
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« Reply #83 on: 06 November, 2011, 16:18:39 »
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Big smile
Here's another really funny pirate one :
A crewmember caught his captain huddled in a corner frustrated with a calculator in his hands.
The crewmember asked what happened, captain?
The captain replied : MY ARRRRRRCHIVES!!
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« Reply #84 on: 14 November, 2011, 20:04:33 »
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I have a toaster. It works on AC and DC. It just doesn't work on bread.

It also has 2 settings: "too soon" and "too late"
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« Reply #85 on: 16 November, 2011, 00:33:51 »
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Quote from: flyingfisch on 14 November, 2011, 20:04:33
I have a toaster. It works on AC and DC. It just doesn't work on bread.

It also has 2 settings: "too soon" and "too late"
Lol Tongue
Wut about Thank you come again~ setting? Cheesy
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« Reply #86 on: 16 November, 2011, 01:05:11 »
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Quote from: BalancedFury on 16 November, 2011, 00:33:51
Quote from: flyingfisch on 14 November, 2011, 20:04:33
I have a toaster. It works on AC and DC. It just doesn't work on bread.

It also has 2 settings: "too soon" and "too late"
Lol Tongue
Wut about Thank you come again~ setting? Cheesy

Yeah lol. Here is another:


The. Silliest. Jokester. Ever.


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« Reply #87 on: 16 November, 2011, 03:21:17 »
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Here's one my friend made up:

V=Bh

Where:
V=volume
h=height
B=butt

Does anyone actually find that funny?
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« Reply #88 on: 20 November, 2011, 18:26:58 »
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Quote from: mushmoom on 16 November, 2011, 03:21:17
Does anyone actually find that funny?
Lol, I find the last sentence funny Tongue
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« Reply #89 on: 20 November, 2011, 22:36:07 »
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Quote from: mushmoom on 16 November, 2011, 03:21:17
Here's one my friend made up:

V=Bh

Where:
V=volume
h=height
B=butt

Does anyone actually find that funny?
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