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 « Reply #90 on: 20 November, 2011, 22:41:39 » 0

Theorem: 1\$ = 1c.
Proof:
And another that gives you a sense of money disappearing.

1\$ = 100c
= (10c)^2
= (0.1\$)^2
= 0.01\$
= 1c

Here \$ means dollars and c means cents. This one is scary in that I have seen PhD's in math who were unable to see what was wrong with this one. Actually I am crossposting this to sci.physics because I think that the latter makes a very nice introduction to the importance of keeping track of your dimensions.

xD!!!
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 « Reply #91 on: 20 November, 2011, 22:46:06 » 0

Lol ^^^
Imma show people this and say let's trade this penny for this dollar!
If they say yes, Im going to get the money and be like this : =OO laughing
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 « Reply #92 on: 20 November, 2011, 23:01:05 » +2

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She loves animals, but she eats them.

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 « Reply #93 on: 20 November, 2011, 23:29:26 » 0

Lol ^^^
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 « Reply #94 on: 09 December, 2011, 20:38:03 » +1

The day Microsoft makes a product that doesn't suck is the day that they make a vacuum cleaner.
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 « Reply #95 on: 10 December, 2011, 23:02:09 » 0

The day Microsoft makes a product that doesn't suck is the day that they make a vacuum cleaner.
...will be the day people stop making number-guessing games.
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 « Reply #96 on: 10 December, 2011, 23:40:51 » 0

The day Microsoft makes a product that doesn't suck is the day that they make a vacuum cleaner.
...will be the day people stop making number-guessing games.

I don't get that one... maybe i'm slow
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 « Reply #97 on: 11 December, 2011, 00:32:54 » 0

Number guessing games are like the "hello world" of teaching arithmetic in programming.
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 « Reply #98 on: 03 January, 2012, 19:44:09 » +2

lolthud.

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 « Reply #99 on: 06 January, 2012, 18:25:22 » +1

Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with that expensive, double-pane, energy efficient kind, and today, I got a call from the contractor who installed them.

He was complaining that the work had been completed a whole year ago and I still hadn't paid for them.

Just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid. So, I told him just what his fast talking sales guy had told me last year, that in ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves!

Helllooooo? It's been a year! I told him.

There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just hung up.He never called back. I bet he felt like an idiot.

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 « Reply #100 on: 06 January, 2012, 21:38:49 » 0

nah j/k i hope, if not, then you're a genius lol
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 « Reply #101 on: 10 January, 2012, 02:45:14 » 0

It's a blonde joke It didn't happen to him
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 « Reply #102 on: 10 January, 2012, 03:19:25 » +1

One time there was a guy. That's it. >.>
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 « Reply #103 on: 10 January, 2012, 03:23:12 » 0

One time there was a guy. That's it. >.>
DEFINITELY the best joke yet.

Even better than "One time a guy walked into a bar. You think he would've seen it"
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 « Reply #104 on: 10 January, 2012, 03:23:13 » 0

2. What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground Beef
Groan.
what do you call a cow with one leg?
Steak.

what do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef...

what do you call a cow with three legs?
Tri-tip...........

what do you call a cow with four legs?
...A cow. Duh.
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