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« on: 23 January, 2012, 01:33:32 »
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Here starts the Insane Troll Logic Contest. Insane Troll Logic is logic so bad it cannot be argued with.
Whoever produces the best example of the worst logic is the worst producer of the best logic, which shows that best:worst::worst:best, thus the best is the worst and the worst, the best. As The Bible says, those who are last shall be first, and those who are first shall be last, thus proving that you should try your best to do your worst at being your best, most logical self.
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« Reply #1 on: 23 January, 2012, 01:35:54 »
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Here starts the Insane Troll Logic Contest. Insane Troll Logic is logic so bad it cannot be argued with.
Whoever produces the best example of the worst logic is the worst producer of the best logic, which shows that best:worst::worst:best, thus the best is the worst and the worst, the best. As The Bible says, those who are last shall be first, and those who are first shall be last, thus proving that you should try your best to do your worst at being your best, most logical self.
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« Reply #2 on: 23 January, 2012, 01:40:26 »
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But clouds are against us, always blocking out our vitamin D from falling down from the sun, allowing us to pool our health to summon Rainbow Dash!
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« Reply #3 on: 23 January, 2012, 01:55:00 »
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Lack of vitamin D will not allow us to absorb Calcium. Thus, the clouds wish for us to die of brittle bones. We must pass SOCA (Stop Overhead Cloud Assault) to combat this!
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« Reply #4 on: 23 January, 2012, 02:02:35 »
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But then the politicians will live!
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« Reply #5 on: 23 January, 2012, 02:35:25 »
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And when they live, there lack if nutrition will cease there already nonworking brains and they will die....because they lived......rainbow?
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« Reply #6 on: 23 January, 2012, 03:24:14 »
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And then the sonic rainboom will be absorbed into the Zap Apples, which will overflow with rainbowy goodness, flooding us all with skittles, which will destroy the chocolate industry!
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« Reply #7 on: 23 January, 2012, 04:00:04 »
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« Reply #8 on: 23 January, 2012, 04:19:59 »
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And now the pharmacological industry is inserting drugs into our water that make us take drugs that make us behave like spambots to undermine the chocolate industry!
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« Reply #9 on: 23 January, 2012, 04:22:39 »
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Willy Wonka says drugs are bad.
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« Reply #10 on: 23 January, 2012, 04:29:51 »
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Not when they're good.

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« Reply #11 on: 23 January, 2012, 04:34:38 »
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« Reply #12 on: 23 January, 2012, 04:37:04 »
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Ritalin is a drug used to treat ADD, I have ADD, therefore I am bad, however I want to destroy Lamar Smith, since bad wants to destroy good that means Lamar Smith is good which makes SOPA and PIPA good. However sopa means garbage, which makes it bad, therefore drugs are good.
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Wait... This just in, the Omnimagians have sent the UN a list of demands that must be met or else the world will be "submitted to the wrath of Netham45's Lobster Army". Such demands include >9001 crates of peanuts, sacrificial blue lobsters, and a wide assortment of cherry flavored items. With such computing power stored in the hands of such people, we can only hope these demands are met.

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« Reply #13 on: 23 January, 2012, 04:57:51 »
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But  you see, with all this good and bad, here comes this.

People say "everyone's 'different'"
But if we are all "different" then we are all the "same"
But if we are all the same, then if Im a guy, ur a guy
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If i live in chicago, you live in chicago
If ur greek, then im greek
If ur Homer, then Im Homer

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« Reply #14 on: 23 January, 2012, 07:12:46 »
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Therefore The Game. Twilight Sparkle says hi while a platypus is DJ(_O)ing at your bar mitzvah with your kidney.

Drugs are indeed bad for your health. Except one time at the chalet.
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