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« Reply #15 on: 23 January, 2012, 07:52:40 »
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I sense some people here did drugs tonight. shocked

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« Reply #16 on: 23 January, 2012, 16:15:41 »
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Then DJ Pon3 comes up and asks Twilight what the hell she's doing. Twilight responds with "Kidneys are essential for living. Therefore, they are essential for dancing!" while her eye twitches.
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« Reply #17 on: 23 January, 2012, 20:10:28 »
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I made this a while ago. This is trollscience Cool

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« Reply #18 on: 24 January, 2012, 03:04:26 »
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Good luck going the right way you want to.  How do you turn.

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« Reply #19 on: 24 January, 2012, 04:24:58 »
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« Reply #20 on: 24 January, 2012, 04:40:52 »
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« Reply #21 on: 24 January, 2012, 04:48:11 »
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You deservely deserve a toaster hidden in a squid girl. Don't shove your potatoes in some weird overture such as a horse computer though.
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« Reply #22 on: 24 January, 2012, 04:57:39 »
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« Reply #23 on: 24 January, 2012, 05:06:15 »
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I deserve the highly dexerved deserving award that was deserved from deservational deservingness deserved of only the highest deservers, which is not what I deserve.
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« Reply #24 on: 24 January, 2012, 06:03:44 »
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« Reply #25 on: 25 January, 2012, 02:05:21 »
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Quote from: Freyaday on 24 January, 2012, 06:03:44
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« Reply #26 on: 25 January, 2012, 06:03:06 »
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« Reply #27 on: 25 January, 2012, 06:50:32 »
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Quote from: AzNg0d1030 on 25 January, 2012, 02:05:21
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Squid girls love calimari.
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« Reply #28 on: 25 January, 2012, 07:23:22 »
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Quote from: Freyaday on 25 January, 2012, 06:50:32
Quote from: AzNg0d1030 on 25 January, 2012, 02:05:21
Quote from: Freyaday on 24 January, 2012, 06:03:44
Which squid girl?
From an anime
Which one?

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Squid Girl, obviously.
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The Axe Parser Wiki / Founder and maintainer
Keytar Hero [|||||_____] 50% Engine done, wackiness left to do (Halted)
OmniOS
VVVVVV [||||______] 40% (Made most of the engine, extremely glitchy) (Gave it to Leafy)
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« Reply #29 on: 25 January, 2012, 16:26:58 »
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Late last night, Quebec was invaded by a group calling themselves, "Omnimaga". Not much is known about these mysterious people except that they all carried calculators of some kind and they all seemed to converge on one house in particular. Experts estimate that the combined power of their fabled calculators is greater than all the worlds super computers put together. The group seems to be holding out in the home of a certain DJ_O, who the Omnimagians claim to be their founder. Such power has put the world at a standstill with everyone waiting to see what the Omnimagians will do...

Wait... This just in, the Omnimagians have sent the UN a list of demands that must be met or else the world will be "submitted to the wrath of Netham45's Lobster Army". Such demands include >9001 crates of peanuts, sacrificial blue lobsters, and a wide assortment of cherry flavored items. With such computing power stored in the hands of such people, we can only hope these demands are met.

In the wake of these events, we can only ask, Why? Why do these people make these demands, what caused them to gather, and what are their future plans...

Spoiler for Misc:


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