﻿ The revolutionary program that will change the history of calc programming
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 « on: 02 May, 2012, 08:22:33 » +4

Yes... I've done it. This is the program that will shock the whole world.

I've implemented the greatness of quadratic solver with the awesomeness of randInt( command!

Now one quadratic equation will give many many different answers! WOW a humongous non-linear endings for BASIC program!1

Sitting at only 97 bytes of code, and taking over 300 hours of coding and optimizing2, download this amazing program right now and share it to others! They'll thank you forever, guaranteed!3

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1it can even throw errors
2300 hours divided by 6000 minutes
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 RNDQUAD.8xp (0.15 KB - downloaded 20 times.) « Last Edit: 02 May, 2012, 08:27:31 by jsj795 » Logged

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1. ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
2. OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
3. SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay \$2 for a \$1 item he needs.
A woman will pay \$1 for a \$2 item that she doesn't need.
4. GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
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A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

Girls = Time * Money (Girls are a combination of time and money)
Time = Money (Time is money)
Girls = Money squared (So, girls are money squared)
Money = sqrt(Evil) (Money is also the root of all evil)
Girls = sqrt(Evil) squared (So, girls are the root of all evil squared)
Girls = Evil (Thus, girls are evil)
*Girls=Evil credit goes to Compynerd255*
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 « Reply #1 on: 02 May, 2012, 08:44:26 » 0

Lol
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 « Reply #2 on: 02 May, 2012, 08:49:33 » 0

Best Program Ever.
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 « Reply #3 on: 02 May, 2012, 15:25:51 » 0

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If something above sounds rude, feel free to vote it down, it was not meant to be rude<<lolol
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Spoiler for Still Alive:
This was a triumph.
I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.

Aperture Science:
We do what we must because we can.
For the good of all of us
Except the ones who are dead.

But there's no sense crying over every mistake
You just keep on trying till you run out of cake
And the science gets done and you make a neat gun
For the people who are still alive.

I'm not even angry.
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my heart and killed me.
And tore me to pieces.
And threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because
I was so happy for you.

Now these points of data make a beautiful line
And we're out of beta we're releasing on time.
So I'm GLaD I got burned think of all the things we learned
For the people who are still alive.

I think I prefer to stay inside.
Maybe Black Mesa -
THAT WAS A JOKE. HA HA, FAT CHANCE.
Anyway, this cake is great:
It's so delicious and moist.

Look at me still talking when there's science to do.
When I look out there it makes me GLaD I'm not you.
I've experiments to run there is research to be done
On the people who are still alive

And believe me I am still alive.
I'm doing science and I'm still alive.
I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive.
While you're dying I'll be still alive.
And when you're dead I will be still alive.

Still alive
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 « Reply #4 on: 02 May, 2012, 15:44:14 » 0

Only 97 bytes?
O_O
THIS IS AMAZING!!1!1
ALSO, I'M GRATUITOUSLY USING CAPS LOCK
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 « Reply #5 on: 02 May, 2012, 16:14:31 » 0

I think I lawl'd.
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 « Reply #6 on: 02 May, 2012, 23:21:34 » 0

The topic really does fit the program
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 « Reply #7 on: 04 May, 2012, 05:42:56 » +1

man it's so legendary I don't deserve to put such a program into my calc.
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