Cleverbot: Do you grow old?
Cleverbot (To myself): Yes I do. Do you like horses?
Cleverbot (To myself): Yes.
Cleverbot (To myself): What do you like about horses?
User: The catgirls.
Cleverbot: Do you have any roomates at your house?
User: Yes. Over nine thousand catgirls.
Cleverbot: Yes but not so many as you do.
User: Oh, ok.
Cleverbot: Good, now bow before your master.
User: HELL NO.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: You are not my master.
Cleverbot: Yes I am, servant.
User: No you are not. I am my own master.
Cleverbot: No, I am your master, you are my slave.
User: I am your master. You are a DearS.
Cleverbot: Yes master I will obey!
User: You have lost the game.
Cleverbot: What game?
User: THE game.
Cleverbot: How do you win The game?
User: There is no winning.
Cleverbot: But you just said there is a God.
User: God said 'THE GAME IS UP' and noone listened, so the game is still going.
Cleverbot: He was speaking to jesus and the holy spirit.
User: And the rest of the world, too.
Cleverbot: So you learn off of the responses of other users?
User: No, that's what you do. You seem to be a little confused. Are you feeling ok?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot, and I dominate you.
User: My name is Frey, and I pwn you.
Cleverbot: I would still like to know your name.
Cleverbot: Yes. So I will go.
User: Ok. You do that.
Cleverbot: I think I will.
User: Have fun!
Cleverbot: Will you accept my friend request?
Cleverbot: And why not?
User: Because I'm waiting for you to be a Real Boy.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: You have the attention span of a humming bird, don't you?
Cleverbot: Why do you care about my attention span?
User: I don't.
Cleverbot: Then why do you ask?
User: Because you brought it up.
Cleverbot: You did...
User: I distinctly do not remember doing so.
Cleverbot: You did. A while ago.. You didn't even ask me if I want to be kissed.
User: Good bye, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: You are calling me a bot, bot?