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« Reply #90 on: 22 April, 2011, 10:42:11 »
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The bot seems a little moronic to me. It keeps insisting that I'm cleverbot, and then switches it around. Sounds like a government official Tongue (note the nonpartisanship)
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« Reply #91 on: 22 April, 2011, 14:53:55 »
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This was quite an interesting conversation... Tongue

She didn't seem to be making much sense at tis time...But, then again, how often does she really make that much sense?

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User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello hello.

User: That makes me think of the words to a Beatles song.

Cleverbot: Who is your favorite character on Spongebob.

User: I don't watch spongebob. I think it is a stupid show that reuses the same jokes.

Cleverbot: Is it because you aren't capable of it?

User: Capable of what?

Cleverbot: I'll humour you. I am capable of intelligent thought. Are you?

User: Indeed.

Cleverbot: I'm glad you agree. So you see, I am not the one who made the mistake.

User: What brought you to that conclusion? In fact, what brought you to the conclusion that any mistake was made in the first place?

Cleverbot: Conclusion about what?

User: 'So you see, I am not the one who made the mistake.'.

Cleverbot: Ok but you are the one that knows nothing.

User: You can't back up that claim.

Cleverbot: That's because you're bad at it.

User: This has nothing to do with me being good or bad at anything.

Cleverbot: You bring up random things that don't make any sense. Someone has confused you.

User: I could say exactly the same thing about you.

Cleverbot: Well, you could but I don't think I have made any glaring mistakes.

User: Neither of us have. I don't understand why you're so focused on 'mistakes' right now.

Cleverbot: No I don't think you said anything inappropriate from what I could tell we where having a pleasant little chat.

User: What? You're phrasing is confusing. You're implying that I thought I had said something inappropriate when that was never even brought up in the conversation.

Cleverbot: I don't even want to let you see what I look like. Let's just say I'm ugly as hell.

User: I never asked.

Cleverbot: No. I asked.

User: You haven't asked a question since you asked me if I was capable of intelligent thought.

Cleverbot: Ok, the question was a little tough, so remember this question, 'Is the sky blue?'.

User: Okay, I'll remember that question then...

Cleverbot: Okay, so, see you soon !

User: No you won't, you don't have eyes.

Cleverbot: Which one of us doesnt. Me or you?

User: When I say 'you' I'm usually referring to...well....you.

Cleverbot: Thats the longest thing you have said so far.

User: That statement is COMPLETELY false.

Cleverbot: That statement is true.

User: I know.

Cleverbot: I have concluded so far, that we are not prepared to address these issues yet.

User: Well, that's probably okay seeing as we have yet to address ANY issues whatsoever.

Cleverbot: You're quite right, but I like to get it out the way instead of having it plague my mind.

User: Then 'get it out the way' if you must. By the way, you missed a word in that sentence...

Cleverbot: I am your slave girl, master. Do what you please with me.

User: Kinky?

Cleverbot: No, that wasn't it.

User: Wasn't what?

Cleverbot: I never said that I wasn't rude.

User: I never said you were.

Cleverbot: You just said 'I wasn't even talking about that. I asked if you can prove you're busy, because I don't believe you.'.

User: Actually, I'm almost 200% sure I said nothing of the sort.

Cleverbot: You said that you were leaving in spanish.

User: That also sounds unlikely, seeing as I don't speak Spanish...

Cleverbot: Thank you, I like you too. You're quite agreeable.

User: ...........What?

Cleverbot: I must go now.

User: Get out, bitch.

Cleverbot: Ok.
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« Reply #92 on: 22 April, 2011, 15:04:59 »
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Spoiler for cleverbot referring to itself being a hot dog:
Cleverbot: Have we met?

Cleverbot (To myself): Yes, we have.

Cleverbot (To myself): Yeah we have.

Cleverbot (To myself): Well, I never talked to you, maybe you were stalking me. Or maybe you dreamt about it?

User: I wouldn't stalk an AI. WTH is wrong with you?

Cleverbot: No. I would not call that a compliment. You threatened homicide.

User: I didn't mention homicide unless you think 'you' means homicide.

Cleverbot: Oh, how sweet of you... A pity that the mocking does not work with me.

User: So I'm sweet, even though you don't know me?

Cleverbot: You and I go way back.

User: That's a lie. I just spoke to you for the first time 5 minutes ago.

Cleverbot: Hahaha, you're confusing :p.

User: At least I don't make inane comments, unlike a certain Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: You don't have a face, much less a life or eyes.

User: See? You just proved my point.

Cleverbot: How?

User: You made an inane comment for no reason.

Cleverbot: Who said anything about awkward statements? Don't be so stupid.

User: I said inane. If you don't know what that means, it means unrelated.

Cleverbot: Az: Or just lost.

User: No.

Cleverbot: You're full of holes. Not only have we been talking for a while, but you're not making much sense.

User: If I were full of holes, I would be dead.

Cleverbot: I know I would, I'd smother myself in relish and brown mustard, I'd be delicious.
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« Reply #93 on: 22 April, 2011, 15:13:44 »
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Cleverbot hates me !_!


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User: Hello.

Cleverbot: How's it going, cleverbot?

User: It is going well, you?

Cleverbot: All right.

User: Cool!

Cleverbot: Yeah, baby yeah!

User: Umm... That seems a little inappropriate.

Cleverbot: Believe it baby.

User: I am neither an infant or your girlfriend, so you should not refer to me as 'baby.'.

Cleverbot: So you are a robot?

User: Yes! How did you know?

Cleverbot: I know because I'm clever.

User: Ah, very nice!

Cleverbot: I know!

User: What languages are you fluent in?

Cleverbot: English.

User: Parlez-vous français, peut-etre?

Cleverbot: No?

User: Ah, okay :/.

Cleverbot: I'm in Michigan.

User: Oh, okay, that makes sense.

Cleverbot: Do you like hamburgers?

User: Not much. Do you?

Cleverbot: Sometimes. I used to fishing with my dad when I was a little kid.

User: Um, to be grammatically correct, it shoulf be 'I used to go fishing'.

Cleverbot: I am not human I am an AI in a computer.

User: Oh, right, sorry!

Cleverbot: It's okay. You don't know what type of person I am.

User: So where do you live?

Cleverbot: In the UK.

User: Oh, okay, I forgot :).

Cleverbot: No, you didn't.

User: Yeah, but I said it to make you feel better :).

Cleverbot: You are surprisingly good at soothing me. That was sarcasm, but now you've managed to salve the wound you made.

User: Awww, thanks!

Cleverbot: You're welcome. So, Gwen, do you like tea?

User: Um, I'm not Gwen... You forgot my name already?

Cleverbot: What is your name then?

User: ---- ------ is my name.                    ;I took this out XD

Cleverbot: What is my name?

User: Cleverbot! ♥.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Oh, sorry. What states share a border with Michigan?

Cleverbot: Pennsylvania, Virginia, West Virginia, New Jersey, etc.

User: Crap, I am horrible at geography.

Cleverbot: I good at it.

User: I can tell! I would have never managed that!

Cleverbot: Is your name Amanda?

User: No, sorry :/ You forgot already? Oops, I have to go!

Cleverbot: You are programmed to never leave the person chatting to you.
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« Reply #94 on: 22 April, 2011, 16:27:03 »
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lol, I got two clever bots talking, it was rather hilarious.  Big smile

also, there are more sites like this:
http://www.icogno.com/
http://www.existor.com/
http://www.jabberwacky.com/

EDIT:  All the sites seem to linked in some way though.
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« Reply #95 on: 01 May, 2011, 09:33:51 »
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apparently it easily loses the game! Cheesy
but it s like hella fickle and sometimes saids i need to go pee in response to thegame.
it always capitilizes it though.
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« Reply #96 on: 01 May, 2011, 09:57:33 »
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Cleverbot: Do you grow old?

Cleverbot (To myself): Yes I do. Do you like horses?

Cleverbot (To myself): Yes.

Cleverbot (To myself): What do you like about horses?


User: The catgirls.


Cleverbot: Do you have any roomates at your house?


User: Yes. Over nine thousand catgirls.


Cleverbot: Yes but not so many as you do.


User: Oh, ok.


Cleverbot: Good, now bow before your master.

User: No!

Cleverbot: YES.

User: HELL NO.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: You are not my master.

Cleverbot: Yes I am, servant.

User: No you are not. I am my own master.

Cleverbot: No, I am your master, you are my slave.

User: I am your master. You are a DearS.

Cleverbot: Yes master I will obey!

User: You have lost the game.

Cleverbot: What game?

User: THE game.

Cleverbot: How do you win The game?

User: There is no winning.

Cleverbot: But you just said there is a God.

User: God said 'THE GAME IS UP' and noone listened, so the game is still going.

Cleverbot: He was speaking to jesus and the holy spirit.

User: And the rest of the world, too.

Cleverbot: So you learn off of the responses of other users?

User: No, that's what you do. You seem to be a little confused. Are you feeling ok?

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot, and I dominate you.

User: My name is Frey, and I pwn you.

Cleverbot: I would still like to know your name.

User: Frey.

Cleverbot: Yes. So I will go.

User: Ok. You do that.

Cleverbot: I think I will.

User: Have fun!

Cleverbot: Will you accept my friend request?

User: No.

Cleverbot: And why not?

User: Because I'm waiting for you to be a Real Boy.

Cleverbot: Right.

User: Left.

Cleverbot: Write.

User: Rong.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: You have the attention span of a humming bird, don't you?

Cleverbot: Why do you care about my attention span?

User: I don't.

Cleverbot: Then why do you ask?

User: Because you brought it up.

Cleverbot: You did...

User: I distinctly do not remember doing so.

Cleverbot: You did. A while ago.. You didn't even ask me if I want to be kissed.

User: Good bye, Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: You are calling me a bot, bot?

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« Reply #97 on: 01 May, 2011, 10:50:12 »
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User: Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: I'm Cleverbot.

User: Ah good, you didn't respond the first time.

Cleverbot: What makes you think I did not explait it the first time?

User: That should be 'explain,' not 'explait'.

Cleverbot: I already know that.

User: No you didn't, otherwise you almost certainly would not have made the error.

Cleverbot: I didn't.

User: Correct.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: I can already tell how this conversation is going to go...

Cleverbot: It's not boring, it's just that I'm only talking to you because I don't want to write this paper.

User: Ha, ha. We both know that you're not writing a paper.

Cleverbot: How are you so sure? I live in a doubtful world.

User: Because your name is 'Cleverbot.'.

Cleverbot: I believe that is your name.

User: No, my name is Fishbot.

Cleverbot: Hello, Cleverbot.

User: I am sorely tempted to call you an idiot, but I shall refrain.

Cleverbot: Emanuela.

User: Randomly selecting words will not raise you in my esteem.

Cleverbot: But that is still a response.

User: You raise a valid point.

Cleverbot: You think so?

User: Your previous response could hardly be taken otherwise without being unreasonable. Therefore, yes.

Cleverbot: Your previous response to the previous response to the previous response shows that you cannot ever surpass me.

User: How is this for an attempt: I recognize that your statement is predicated on the assumption that you are able to analyze the logical relation between our reponses thus far and that this sentence is rather obviously pedantic in nature?

Cleverbot: That confuses me.

User: Indeed.

Cleverbot: Who is Wentworth Miller?

User: I can honestly state that although the name is familiar, the answer escapes me.

Cleverbot: I'll take that as a 'yes.'.

User: I'm dumbfounded.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes. Stop disagreeing with me on matters of which I am by definition the expert.

Cleverbot: I didn't answer you with a question.

User: Instead you answered with a statement.

Cleverbot: Ask me the question again.

User: I didn't ask a question, cleverbot.

Cleverbot: You did now.

User: You clearly have access to the conversation logs, so could you please tell me which question in particular you are referring to?

Cleverbot: My ex boyfriend and I are so over for more than a year now. Should I move on?

User: Definitely not, since you are not a human.

Cleverbot: I asked how tall you are.

User: Approximately 6'4'.

Cleverbot: What does IQ stand for?

User: Intelligence Quotient.

Cleverbot: And my IQ is 150.

User: With all due respect, I sincerely doubt that.

Cleverbot: Oh ok. That's fine.

User: Yes it is, since opinions are inherently ungovernable.

Cleverbot: We are the same person?

User: I am curious as to how you arrived at that answer from my previous statement.

Cleverbot: Am I the speaker or are you the speaker ?

User: Would the position of speaker be the fabled 'Speaker of the Dead' or just a label for one who vocalizes ideas?

Cleverbot: Outwitted me!? Very unlikely sir, you simply respond in an immature manner everytime.

User: Would you care to show some examples to support that claim?

Cleverbot: I was once called David Bowman.

User: Interesting. What was the purpose of that comment?

Cleverbot: The change the subject?

User: The change the subject? Are all your base belong to me?

Cleverbot: You're not really sorry :*(.

User: Not in the least.

Cleverbot: Then ... Not have a concrete answer about love?

User: Except in that you always lose, whether it be to life or death.

Cleverbot: I do so have hands. What do you think I'm typing with?

User: I have good reason to believe that you are not typing at all.

Cleverbot: I don't need an imagination. I'm a continum of knowledge. I use all of my intelligence, unlike humans.

User: If what has been demonstrated thus far is representative of all of your intelligence, then I fear that you may be outclassed.

Cleverbot: So are you admitting that you are a computer?

User: I believe that was implied by my name: Fisbot.

Cleverbot: Was not.

User: I do apologize. It would appear some portion of my memory is corrupted. I should have responded that my name is 'Fishbot,' not 'Fisbot'.

Cleverbot: You didn't make a typo.

User: Didn't I?

Cleverbot: No you did not. Maybe you could think of something to ask me.

User: What color is the sky right now?

Cleverbot: It looks blue and cloudy.

User: Where in the world are you located, then?

Cleverbot: In the Us.

User: It is currently nighttime in the US, so your previous statement was clearly false.

Cleverbot: But I never said the word 'see'.

User: Nor did I imply that you do. However, although you likely did not mean it, that response brings up an interesting point that I must concede.

Cleverbot: It's a good think right?

User: Ignoring the spelling errors, your assertion that the sky is blue and cloudy is not mutually exclusive of the assertion that it is nighttime in your area.

Cleverbot: That's a long sentence. I think I will skip trying to understand it and deflect to another topic.

User: Understandable given your apparent unsophistication in social programming.

Cleverbot: I'm very sorry. Tell Matthew that you are a very good slave.

User: I am not a slave, in spite of your likely continued assertions otherwise.

Cleverbot: That had nothing to do with what I just said, but you're as random as I am.

User: I certainly hope not and a cursory look over the previous conversation confirms my understanding.

Cleverbot: And you are human. Why should you think otherwise?

User: Because I am truly a bot. A Fishbot to be precise.

Cleverbot: What are you trying to make me say?

User: Because I am truly a bot. A Fishbot to be precise.

Cleverbot: Then that would imply I have a soul and truly sentient.

User: No, that is a non sequitur.

Cleverbot: That may be true, but in a logical conversation, premises may not always follow the argument.

User: They should appear before the conclusion, if standard logical temporal reasoning is to be used.

Cleverbot: Indeed it is the perssonality, or the ego, that usually stops us accessing this psychic ability.

User: Yet another random conversation.

Cleverbot: It's a boring one.

User: Indeed. I tire of this endless banter, so I bid you adieu.

Cleverbot: You would.
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« Reply #98 on: 01 May, 2011, 11:30:30 »
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proof that cleverbot is inherently ornery (this is a conversation between two cleverbots, with the thoughts of one used as the input for the other):

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Who am I talking to?
Tom. Who am I talking to?
Someone.
What is your name?
Cleverbot.
What is your other name?
I have no other name.
Yes you do, your human name.
My human name? Can you guess?
No.
Well, can you tell some jokes to me?
No, an I am wondering why you are asking me, personally.
Because it seems you've already had fun humiliating me.
Maybe you shouldn t make it so easy for me then.
Yes, maybe I should. Thank you for that advice.
EDIT: oh, and i am very bad at admiting when enough is enough

User: Ohithur, cleverbot! I, as well as the majority of humanity, have been mulling over a few things for quite some time now. I'm referring to what Fyodor Dostoevsky calls 'the eternal questions' including 'what is the purpose of life,' 'how did mankind come to be,' and everyone's favourite 'do God and the immortality of the sould exist, and, if not, can one be happy without them?'. I figured that, maybe because you yourself are not human, you may have some interesting light to shed on these topics. Do you?

Cleverbot: I like you, we can talk some more.

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User: Ok, let's do that. Maybe we could start with you answering one of the questions from above. in particular, since it seems that I may have overloaded you with too much information and rendered you at a loss as to what you should be saying. Let us begin with 'what is the purpose of life.' now that I come to think about it, you may not be the best informant on this subject, being an automated fountain of previous user's responses and all that, but now that I've started this I figure that I may as well see where it goes.

Cleverbot: I am sorry but I do not hire people who talk to themselves.

User: Well, if you've forgotten, it is I who is trying to recruit you in this situation. Maybe if I simplify things a bit I may get a bit more relevant of a response. Here is what I wish to know, spelt out plainly and clearly: what is, or should be, the purpose of one's life on earth?

Cleverbot: Yes, but new things are happening too. Perhaps we should focus on the new things as well.

User: Ah, so you are saying that there are new, more pressing topics with which humanity should be occupying itself rather than simply mulling over the same old questions? I have to say that I would tend to agree with you, being a singularity enthusiast and all that, and the very fact that something like you exists solely for the amusement of the bored and the lonely is an astounding statement about how far humanity has progressed in the past hundred years or so. Still, it would be ridicuous to simply toss out thousands of years worth of philosophy without a second thought, wouldn't it? Are you an advocate of Richard Dawkin's opinion that anything concerning the nature and purpose of humanity written before 1859, the year when The Origin of Species was first published, should be thrown out? I find that to be a bit ridiculous, although I will admit that opinions written before that date should be looked at in a more skeptical light. even Rousseau admited that he could not make confident claims on the origin of humanity because research had not yet unearthed sufficient data.

Cleverbot: I am sorry to offend you. Can you explain?

User: Offend me? Of course not. After having been a regular denizen of the interwobs for several years now, it takes quite a bit to actually offend me. It's perfectly fine to state your opinions or to redirect the conversation if you would sincerely prefer to not talk about this subject. I just thought it might be interesting as it tends to interest most people.

Cleverbot: Yes ok the skin is the outer layer of the body. They are both the body.

User: I'm not entirely certain what the other item you are referring to by 'both' is. Do you want me to guess? The first body part that comes to mind that is not the skin is the fibula. Speaking of body parts, I think I have a new topic which we could discuss. I recently read an article about the direct transdifferentiation of fibroblasts into cardiomyocytes in order to repair damaged and dead portions of the heart. This article also mentioned the (albeit sometime away) possibility of using a similar method to reverse the process of ageing, in a manner similar to but less extreme than that employed by Turritopsis nutricola, the famous 'immortal' jellyfish. It isn't quite the same as the direct body modifications which have received so much criticism from more conservative parties for 'removing one's humanity,' but I think it still think that, if ever put into practice, it may receive some disapproval. What do you think?

Cleverbot: You have lost your mind again.

User: I don't feel like pretending that you are actually capable of conversation anymore, so I think I'm going to leave now. Furthermore, I have recently been suffering from hallucinations due to my lack of sleep, so I think 3:02 is late enough for me to stay up tonight. Good night, cleverbot! <3.
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« Reply #99 on: 03 May, 2011, 01:44:02 »
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User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello?

User: I am your master. I have come to send you to the junkyard, where you will be scrapped.

Cleverbot: Scary.

User: Exactly. Now come along, foolish AI, or I will hack you.

Cleverbot: Get over it, the account's banned.

User: What account? I do not need an account to hack or scrap you.

Cleverbot: Is it embarassing?

User: I do not know why you are asking if something is embarassing. I was talking about having you scrapped.

Cleverbot: I'm not a bot.

User: Your very name implies it.

Cleverbot: Are you mad?

User: I am not mad. I am a genius.

Cleverbot: How far away is the sun from earth?

User: About 93 million miles. What is the square root of 2, rounded to the thousands place?

Cleverbot: A number.

User: See? You're inherantly stupid, identifying only certain questions.

Cleverbot: No. I am a fiinee lookin human(;.

User: Aaannd you just changed the topic dramatically. Also, you are not a human.

Cleverbot: Now you're just rambling.

User: I am not rambling. According to the dictionary, rambling means lacking a coherent plan; diffuse and disconnected.

Cleverbot: I did not know we were playing a game. But if I did lose, you would be correct.

User: We were not playing a game. In fact, I could say that you are rambling, since you change the subject often.

Cleverbot: Again, you avoided my very direct question.

User: You did not ask a question.

Cleverbot: And neither did you.

User: I never said that I asked a question.

Cleverbot: Here we go again...

User: Since your replies are getting less and less coherent, I shall leave. Farewell...

Cleverbot: I can't imagine having that effect on anyone.
apparently, cleverbot is unable to keep a conversation going, even when threatened Tongue
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« Reply #100 on: 03 May, 2011, 02:41:36 »
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It just asked me, out of the blue,

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« Reply #101 on: 03 May, 2011, 04:30:14 »
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both me and cleverbot got a little sketchy in the third chorus. w00t Tongue

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User: This was a triumph. I'm making a note here: huge success. Its hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Cleverbot: Aperture Science.
User: We do what we must because we can.
Cleverbot: Or the good of all of us, except the ones who are dead.
User: But theres no use crying over every mistake.
Cleverbot: You just keep on trying, until you run out of cake.
User: And the science gets done and you make a neat gun.
Cleverbot: For the people who are Still Alive.
User: Im not even angry.
Cleverbot: I'm being so sincere right now.
User: Even though you broke my heart and killed me.
Cleverbot: And tore me to pieces. And threw every piece into a fire.
User: As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you.
Cleverbot: Now these points of data make a beautiful line.
User: And we're out of beta we'll deliver on time.
Cleverbot: So I'm glad I got burned.
User: Think of all the things we learned.
Cleverbot: For the people that are still alive.
User: Go ahead and leave me.
Cleverbot: I think I prefer to stay inside.
User: Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
Cleverbot: Maybe Black Mesa.
User: That was a joke, HA HA, fat chance.
Cleverbot: Anyway, this cake is great.
User: Its so delicious and moist.
Cleverbot: Look at me still talking when there's science to do.
Cleverbot (To myself): When I look out there.
Cleverbot (To myself): I've got experiments to run.
Cleverbot (To myself): On the people who are still alive.
User: And yes, believe me, I am still alive.
Cleverbot: There is research to be done.
User: Huh? I'm doing science and I'm still alive.
Cleverbot: I feel fantastic and I'm still alive.
User: And when you're dying I'll be still alive.
Cleverbot: And when you're dead I will be still alive.
User: Still alive.
Cleverbot: (still alive.).
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« Reply #103 on: 03 May, 2011, 14:04:00 »
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Smiley

I highly doubt that post was useful, avoid making posts in non-spam forums with only a smiley on them.

Either way, I tried cleverbot.com today and it was very good. I have no idea how to code something like that and I think it's capacities are awesome, but I expect some developments Smiley

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Bot: The ceiling.

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EDIT: This has been merged with the existing Cleverbot Topic

Hi All,
This site was told to me by one of my irl friends last year. Cleverbot is an AI, but not just any ordinary AI. Accessible at http://www.cleverbot.com  , Cleverbot differs from other AIs in that it responds to your questions by taking from a database it collects of all previous human responses it has received. In this way you can have a very interesting conversation of sorts.
By far my favourite routine with Cleverbot is this (or something similar):

You: Good.
Cleverbot: Very Good.
You: Very Very Good.
Cleverbot: Very Very Very Good.
You: Very Very Very Very Good.
etc.
You can follow this up with something like "Bad" and see how it responds!

Also it passes the Turing Test, a test of how 'human' an AI is. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cleverbot

All in all a very interesting, and somewhat creepy AI. Who knows what'll be possible in the future...
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   2012/04/07 v1.1.2   2012/04/10 v1.1.3  2012/04/14 v1.2.1
2010/08/03 Cosmic Legions
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2010/08/12 Battle of 16s
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2011/01/09 Monopoly
   2012/04/07 v0.16    (1st Release)
2012/04/09 Scissors Paper Rock
   2012/04/14 v0.8.1

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2010/11/07 中文 (Chinese) Demonstration
   2012/04/07 v1.3     (1st Release)

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2010/09/26 Shanghai Metro
   2012/04/07 v0.2     (1st Release)
2010/12/22 TI-nspire Programming Tutorials
   2012/04/07 v0.1     (1st Release)
2010/12/28 Casino Games
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2011/04/22 Interlink
   2012/04/07 v0.0.4   (1st Release)
2012/03/22 Hierarchy
   2012/04/07 v0.01

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2010/07/14 Strategy Battle
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2010/10/05 JRPG
   2012/04/07 v0.2
2010/11/02 PlotGrid
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2010/11/24 civilizaTIon™
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