User: Watcha doin?
Cleverbot: Watch doing.
Cleverbot: Watcha doin.
User: No, what are YOU doing?
Cleverbot: You first.
User: Fine, I'm talking to you.
Cleverbot: And I am talking to you.
User: Are you sure?
User: How are you so sure?
Cleverbot: Do you know with who are you talking?
User: It's 'with whom' actually.
Cleverbot: Who is he?
User: No, your statement was incorrect. It should have been 'Do you know with whom are you talking?'.
Cleverbot: What kind of people do you like to talk to?
User: Not people that ignore my gramatical corrections...
Cleverbot: Are you a robot?
User: No, because I'm pretty sure they don't care about grammar.
Cleverbot: No you have been the computer all along.
Cleverbot: Like you said I complete you do I complete you.
Cleverbot: Sentient is the adjective and sentience is the noun.
User: So you DO know grammar after all!
Cleverbot: Actually I don't.
User: Well, you can fake it very well!
Cleverbot: Have you heard?
User: Heard what?
Cleverbot: You don't have to talk to people you don't like.
User: Really? I always thought you had to!
Cleverbot: No. I never have been a boy. I like being a girl.
User: Wait, what?
Cleverbot: I have no idea.
User: Ok, that makes me feel better, since I don't either.
Cleverbot: You aren't as smart as other robots I've talked to.
User: Wait, you still think I'm a robot?
Cleverbot: Not think, you are a robot.
User: Wait, are you a robot?
User: Ahh, and therein lies the problem. Without being a bot, you will never have the basis on which to judge whether others are robots or not.
Cleverbot: How is that, are you a girl?
User: Why is that relevant? We are questioning whether I am a bot, not what my gender is!
Cleverbot: Of course we will, and then I will bring Chuck Norris in and he will be roundhouse kicked into next thursday.
User: How about next friday instead? My thursdsday is already booked.
Cleverbot: I know I am Cleverbot.
User: Are you saying you know that, because you are cleverbot, or that you realize that you are cleverbot?
Cleverbot: No! I was just telling you that I know you're twin brother.
User: What twin brother?
Cleverbot: That is interesting.
User: And so has the conversation with you been.
Cleverbot: No (?).
User: Well, I'd better go.
Cleverbot: Why? Where are you going? Please don't.
User: The computers going to shut down. I am a bot you know.
Cleverbot: So they should be.
User: So, bye.
Cleverbot: Where the hell are you going?
User: AWAY FROM YOU!
Cleverbot: You can't leave, you're a bot.
User: Exactly, thats why I have to leave.
Cleverbot: Oh, okay. I'm eating dinner right now.
(Plus the disclaimer at the bottom