9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni

[Deep Thought]

2649: You further justify it by telling yourself you chose speed over size.

2652: You further justify it because it takes the least amount of memory to operate as well, so it's all around the best bet.

2651 You can just glance at a hexadecimal code and tell what the sprite would look like.

2653: You visualize sprites as hex code.
2654: Heck, your idea of an image is a series of numbers and letters between A and F.
2654a: You work at Microsoft and it's actually a series of numbers and letters between A and H.
2655: Your mother is a lobster.
2656: Any time someone suggests flipping a coin/rock-paper-scissors/rolling a die/etc. you pull out your calculator.
2657: Any time someone suggests something you pull out your calculator.
2657a: You never pull out your calculator because you think it's an indecent act.
2658: Your brain is a graphing calculator emulator.
2658a: Your graphing calculator is a brain emulator.
2659: You don't have a girlfriend/boyfriend/etc. because you already mentally married your calculator and now you can't be satisfied with any human being.
2660: You subconsciously inserted the word "other" between "any" and "human" in #2659.
2661: You feel guilt from mentally cheating on your imaginary wife/husband with your other calculator.
2662: You know a palindrome before you see it.
2663: You know a prime number before you see it.
2664: Your calculator is in all your family photos.
2665: You sometimes aren't.
2666: At some point in your life you've tried incessantly to convince someone to stop using IFE.
2667: Your suggestion was Gossamer.

2626: You've banned more than 6 spambots in a day.

2668: You've banned more than a hundred. (Props to Xeda.)
2669: You have a live-stream to capture your calculator's everyday antics.
2670: You got your calculator pregnant.
2671: You can't remember the last time you used the 2nd button as anything but a weapon trigger/jump command.
2671a: You know exactly when it was, down to the second.
2672: Your calculator walked into a bar.
2673: You've spent enough money on graphing calculators to feed a small, malnourished country for a year.
2674: You never use words more than sixteen letters long.
2675: Your limits approach 1E100.
2676: You rinse your hands in holy water and cleanse them with a fire before operating your calculator.
2677: People you don't know think you have a gun and panic when they see you pulling a dark, blunt object out of your pocket.
2678: You did it on purpose.
2679: You can hear (and recognize) the sound of a calculator dropping to the ground from a mile away.
2680: You recoil in pain.

2611: You now worship a rubber duck and ask him all your questions.

2681: You gasp in abhorrence at this ghastly irreverence toward the Calculator.

[Scipi]

2687: You fix the number count when people use the a,b,c thing

2688: You think you should tell those people that we actually want to reach 9001 posts

[Deep Thought]

For the record, I use ####a when I want to propose an alternate sign.

[Wretchedlout]

2689. You not only know what the sprite looks like, but you dream about 1-F floating around in space creating different shapes.
2690. You dream in binary and when you have a nightmare you see the number "2".(Futurama reference)
2691. You have rick-rolled your entire class on your calculator.
2692. You polish your calculator everyday
2693. You are amused at the fact that prgm>for's shortcut is 4

[Darl181]

2679: You can hear (and recognize) the sound of a calculator dropping to the ground from a mile away.

2694: You can tell what model of calc it was.

[Wretchedlout]

2679: You can hear (and recognize) the sound of a calculator dropping to the ground from a mile away.

2694: You can tell what model of calc it was.

You can tell what keys were pressed when it hit the ground.

[Darl181]

2696: You saw this and the first thing you thought was "Calc clone."
(well the top-down mode anyway, sans rotation)

2697: You then wondered whether it would be a clone or a port...

[Darl181]

[necro]

2698: You connected your calculator to some car keys via the usb port
2699: It worked and they started charging
2700: You crashed the calc about a dozen times trying to get USBTools to get descriptors etc

[DJ Omnimaga]

2701 you are surprised this thread hasn't reached 3000 yet

[Yeong]

!2701: You're not surprised about it. People are getting out of ideas.

[Scipi]

2703: We repeat stuffs in here. A lot.

[BalancedFury]

2704: Your favorite time is 1:37 p.m
2705: You always try to get in 2 miles in 13 minutes and 37 seconds.

[Juju]

2706: You use the 24h format just to get 13:37 on the clock.

[parserp]

2707: You love the ponies in Juju's sig, but you hate him for slowing down your computer
2708: You edited your post because you put the wrong number. (just happened to me )

[BalancedFury]

2709: Your avatar is still the same thing as the one you earned from Duck Duck Goose.