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Offline BigBrotherNoir

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Direct Your Fiery Wit Here!
« on: March 08, 2012, 02:06:08 pm »
I decided to create a program to amuse myself, and unfortunately came up dry when designing it. I wanted to make an insult program that would register whatever the user put in and generate an insult appropriate to whatever the input was. However, being a gentleman like myself, I am at a lack for much insults. So now, I am requesting any and all (school appropriate-sorta ) jokes, comments, insults, etc. to this thread. Any insults will be ironically accepted!
What is truth?

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Re: Direct Your Fiery Wit Here!
« Reply #1 on: March 08, 2012, 05:37:07 pm »
The Game.

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Re: Direct Your Fiery Wit Here!
« Reply #2 on: March 08, 2012, 05:51:16 pm »
The Game is an insult? O.O

That said, I do not know any specific insult right away, but in any case they gotta include name calling such as idiot, dumbf*ck, a**hole, d*ckhead, HP calculator fan (lol j/k about that one), motherf*cker, f*cker, son of b*tch. Those are mainly added at the end of a sentence, though, so they're kinda generic.

Try to keep it in a way that it is not attacks against an entire group of people, though, in case. For example, the insult faggot should probably be forgotten.

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Re: Direct Your Fiery Wit Here!
« Reply #3 on: March 08, 2012, 06:58:19 pm »
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Re: Direct Your Fiery Wit Here!
« Reply #4 on: March 09, 2012, 05:19:06 am »
Hehe hes going to be busy for a while when typing this all into hiz calc
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