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Re: ForumWarz
« Reply #30 on: March 14, 2010, 07:46:38 pm »
Added you both to the list.

Also, gained 2 levels today (lvl 6 now) and I'm loving it. =)

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Re: ForumWarz
« Reply #31 on: March 15, 2010, 02:57:28 pm »
{AP} on what store can you sell the junks? I don't have any Flezz to buy drugs :(

Edit: nvm. I found it :)
« Last Edit: March 15, 2010, 02:59:01 pm by jsj795 »


Spoiler For funny life mathematics:
1. ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
2. OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
3. SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
4. GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
5. HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
6. LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
7. PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
8. DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

Girls = Time * Money (Girls are a combination of time and money)
Time = Money (Time is money)
Girls = Money squared (So, girls are money squared)
Money = sqrt(Evil) (Money is also the root of all evil)
Girls = sqrt(Evil) squared (So, girls are the root of all evil squared)
Girls = Evil (Thus, girls are evil)
*Girls=Evil credit goes to Compynerd255*

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Re: ForumWarz
« Reply #32 on: March 17, 2010, 10:12:20 am »
Yay! I bought a graphing calculator in forumWarz! and it seems to be TI 84+SE
« Last Edit: March 17, 2010, 10:12:35 am by jsj795 »


Spoiler For funny life mathematics:
1. ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
2. OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
3. SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
4. GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
5. HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
6. LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
7. PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
8. DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

Girls = Time * Money (Girls are a combination of time and money)
Time = Money (Time is money)
Girls = Money squared (So, girls are money squared)
Money = sqrt(Evil) (Money is also the root of all evil)
Girls = sqrt(Evil) squared (So, girls are the root of all evil squared)
Girls = Evil (Thus, girls are evil)
*Girls=Evil credit goes to Compynerd255*

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Re: ForumWarz
« Reply #33 on: March 17, 2010, 10:35:17 am »
Joined as Mapar007. This rules :D

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Re: ForumWarz
« Reply #34 on: March 17, 2010, 01:51:21 pm »
i signed up as cooliojazz.  this is highly entertaining! I'm lvl 7 now :)
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Re: ForumWarz
« Reply #35 on: March 17, 2010, 02:03:41 pm »
Lol nice they got graphing calcs too?

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Re: ForumWarz
« Reply #36 on: March 17, 2010, 03:43:11 pm »
I tried going on the site from my iPod Touch but I couldn't get past the login page :( .
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Re: ForumWarz
« Reply #37 on: March 17, 2010, 09:18:42 pm »
Lol nice they got graphing calcs too?

yep. It's listed as 'Computers' and it is equipable ^^ NOW THAT I HAVE EQUIPPED TI 84+SE, I'M INVINCIBLE!
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Spoiler For funny life mathematics:
1. ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
2. OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
3. SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
4. GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
5. HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
6. LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
7. PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
8. DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

Girls = Time * Money (Girls are a combination of time and money)
Time = Money (Time is money)
Girls = Money squared (So, girls are money squared)
Money = sqrt(Evil) (Money is also the root of all evil)
Girls = sqrt(Evil) squared (So, girls are the root of all evil squared)
Girls = Evil (Thus, girls are evil)
*Girls=Evil credit goes to Compynerd255*

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Re: ForumWarz
« Reply #38 on: March 17, 2010, 09:22:03 pm »
Awesome, apparently forum visits accumulate when you skip days. Now I can play this with a little less stress.
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Re: ForumWarz
« Reply #39 on: March 17, 2010, 09:22:51 pm »
Awesome, apparently forum visits accumulate when you skip days. Now I can play this with a little less stress.
That's good, because I haven't been on in like 3 days
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Re: ForumWarz
« Reply #40 on: March 17, 2010, 10:19:41 pm »
I iz joining nows.  U shud ads me 2 da list ktkx

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Re: ForumWarz
« Reply #41 on: March 18, 2010, 12:31:49 am »
I tried going on the site from my iPod Touch but I couldn't get past the login page :( .
I had the same problem, you have to register on a computer first then you can use it.
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Re: ForumWarz
« Reply #42 on: March 18, 2010, 01:56:08 am »
Mhmm, that makes me wonder... maybe I could download Firefox, register then try logging in under Opera. I could also just use Firefox but I like Opera D:

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Re: ForumWarz
« Reply #43 on: March 18, 2010, 01:54:43 pm »
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Graphing Calculator
Condition: 100% - Mint
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While noticeably inferior to the power of a desktop or laptop, the graphing calculator sports not only portability but subtlety – one can play Space Invaders during algebra and not get caught.

The description was great and I had to share ^^


Spoiler For funny life mathematics:
1. ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
2. OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
3. SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
4. GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
5. HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
6. LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
7. PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
8. DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

Girls = Time * Money (Girls are a combination of time and money)
Time = Money (Time is money)
Girls = Money squared (So, girls are money squared)
Money = sqrt(Evil) (Money is also the root of all evil)
Girls = sqrt(Evil) squared (So, girls are the root of all evil squared)
Girls = Evil (Thus, girls are evil)
*Girls=Evil credit goes to Compynerd255*

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Re: ForumWarz
« Reply #44 on: March 18, 2010, 02:29:57 pm »
lol nice. At least they didn't took a pic from the "world 1st calc porn" vid, though :P