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General Discussion => Other Discussions => Miscellaneous => Topic started by: Snake X on October 07, 2011, 09:57:59 pm
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OMG OMG OMG IM SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SCARRRRRRREDDDDDDDDD ATM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! N0000000000000000000 IM SOOOO SCAAAAAAAREDDDDD
on my steam account, one of my friends accounts got hacked
this is the log i copied:
Never tell your password to anyone.
mrf4ncyp4nts: You. You there. You with the sucky android phone. Yeah, you. I need you attention. Do I have it?
mrf4ncyp4nts: Good. Let us continue.
Snake X: ..
mrf4ncyp4nts: As mentioned previously the contract into which have entered is binding, and should be treated as such.
mrf4ncyp4nts: Secondly the aforementioned contract had a series of fine-print arrangements argeed to henceforth.
Snake X: im guessing this isn't jordan?
mrf4ncyp4nts: Finally the aformentioned fine prints states clearly that "I, ___FIRST_NAME___ ___LAST_NAME___ hereby agreee to any and all shcedulind notices and duly states that I, ___FIRST_NAME___ ___LAST_NAME___ shall attend"
Snake X: your b-day party?
mrf4ncyp4nts: As such, it is thereby you, <PATRICKS, JACOB> are therefore summoned to court as a juror in an upcoming case.
Snake X: lolwut
mrf4ncyp4nts: I do hope that you will treat this case wit the utmost respect and privacy that it deserves.
Snake X: umm who is this?
mrf4ncyp4nts: After all, the judgement of the guilty must be decided by the will of the innocent.
mrf4ncyp4nts: Do you, <PATRICKS, JACOB> hereby accept your constitutional duty? To serve your country?
Snake X: umm sorry im not Jacob Patricks.
Snake X: im more like.. oh... Jacob Patrick
Snake X: wihtout the S.
Snake X: but who is this..?
mrf4ncyp4nts: Do you, <PATRICK, JACOB> hereby accept your constitutional duty? To serve your country?
mrf4ncyp4nts: Good.
Snake X: constitutional duty? To serve?! are you like an army recruiter or something
Snake X: dude i didnt anser..
Snake X: and i say no.
mrf4ncyp4nts: Im glad we had this discussion.
Snake X: who the heck is this
Snake X: i demand to know
mrf4ncyp4nts: I will be needing some contact information as such and will contacting you shortly with further details.
Snake X: I said
Snake X: No.
Snake X: >.>
mrf4ncyp4nts: Please remain on the line. This is of the utmost importance.
Snake X: u cant assume answers u know
mrf4ncyp4nts: Please remain on the line. This is of the utmost importance.
Snake X: yeah yeah fine
mrf4ncyp4nts: Please remain on the line. This is of the utmost importance.
Snake X: Who is this?!
Snake X: o.O im scared
mrf4ncyp4nts: The <REDACTED> needs your assistance. We need you, <PATRICK, JACOB>
Snake X: redacted? whos that?
mrf4ncyp4nts: Are you willing to join, to judge, and most importantly, to work in the ranks of <REDACTED>?
Snake X: No.
mrf4ncyp4nts: Are you willing to join, to judge, and most importantly, to work in the ranks of <REDACTED>?
Snake X: no.
Snake X: tell me about this so called <REDACTED>
mrf4ncyp4nts: I really wish you would reconsider Jacob. You might regret this.
Snake X: well tell me about <REDACTED>
Snake X: im kinda clueless here
mrf4ncyp4nts: That's classified information.
Snake X: ok so tell me why i should join something I have no idea about
mrf4ncyp4nts: If you do want information, there is only one way to become classified. Join the ranks.
mrf4ncyp4nts: Join the cause of <REDACTED>.
Snake X: what is the cause of <REDACTED>
Snake X: tell me that
mrf4ncyp4nts: The cause is <REDACTED> is dualistic in nature.
mrf4ncyp4nts: But before we continue, you must know one thing; the meaning of the word "Redacted".
mrf4ncyp4nts: You don't seem to quite grasp that.
Snake X: your right
mrf4ncyp4nts: The purpose of <REDACTED> is of the following.
mrf4ncyp4nts: ONE (1): The party, or parties entered into said contract are bound by law into One (1) or more years of sevice in the ranks of <REDACTED>.
mrf4ncyp4nts: TWO (2): The parties must then commence in the practises of the groups of <REDACTED> for the good and sevice of the community.
Snake X: so its community service?
mrf4ncyp4nts: No, Jacob. You don't seem to understand. The point of this group is much greater than that of lowly community service. The homeless can help themselves.
mrf4ncyp4nts: You have an opportunity here.
Snake X: Ok so if i join, what do I actually have to do
Snake X: like what do i do
[9:43] October 7, 2011 (Friday) (this is an added time stamp)
mrf4ncyp4nts: There are several requirements to join. Firstly, and get ready for the legalese...
mrf4ncyp4nts: ONE (1): The parties must clearly be able do demonstrate superior logical and mental conditions required to outhink several adversaries.
mrf4ncyp4nts: TWO (2): The parties must be willing to never reveal the secrets of <REDACTED> such as the use and function of several prototype tools such as <REDACTED> and <REDACTED> and well as other attractive and magnetic devices.
mrf4ncyp4nts: THREE (3): The parties must be williung to sacrifice social and paternal affiliation as well as any connections they may through the internet: Including, but not limited to:
mrf4ncyp4nts: A) any and all memberships to forums or websites, especially at higher ranks.
mrf4ncyp4nts: B) any and all "Blogs" or interconnected journals.
mrf4ncyp4nts: C) any social or networking sites are permitted under strict guidelines.
mrf4ncyp4nts: There are the requirements, Jacob.
Snake X: ok now that thats out of the way
Snake X: WHO THE HECK ARE YOU?!
mrf4ncyp4nts: I am part of a society. A society to bring the weak and the wrong to light. To expose the selfish and the ignorant. To show the error of the erroneous and correct the misanthropes.
mrf4ncyp4nts: I am part of <REDACTED>
Snake X: ok but what is your name?
mrf4ncyp4nts: I am a troll.
Snake X: is this jordan crandall?
mrf4ncyp4nts: The society I belong to is the league of trolls. Knowing this information you agree to the above terms, including the agreement reguarding magnets, and how they work.
mrf4ncyp4nts: Please reread the following contracts with this in mind.
Snake X: can you PLEASE just tell me your first name
Snake X: Just your first name
Snake X: thats all im asking for
Snake X: is that so hard to tell?
mrf4ncyp4nts: You have more important things right now, Jacob.
mrf4ncyp4nts: I would reread those contracts if I were you.
mrf4ncyp4nts: Or you'll be next.
Snake X: what do you mean or ill be next?
mrf4ncyp4nts: Do you really think this is our precious "jordan crandall"?
Snake X: yes.
Snake X: hes the only one who knows about my android phone being sucky
mrf4ncyp4nts: Do you think he is the one behind this?
Snake X: and this is his account
Snake X: YES!
Snake X: unless
Snake X: your a hacker
Snake X: now im officially scared :s
mrf4ncyp4nts: Do you really think I am incapable of that?
mrf4ncyp4nts: I would backup your games if I were you.
mrf4ncyp4nts is now Offline.
HHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( ??? ??? :( :( :(
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I dont get it?
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Well, obviously you're getting trolled. However, I think any claims that the guy'll hack your games or otherwise wreck your Steam account aren't credible. I wouldn't worry about it. Perhaps report the guy, though I don't have Steam myself and don't know how that works.
Don't get worried, don't get mad. Otherwise they win.
As for your friend, I'd call him IRL at the earliest opportunity.
(Also, if at all possible, get on IRC so we can discuss this in real-time.)
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OMG! Umm. What do you need help with?
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When I read it, i thought it was a bot D:
Did the 'hacker' changed the password as well?
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He's obviously trolling you.
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mrf4ncyp4nts: I am a troll.
mrf4ncyp4nts: The society I belong to is the league of trolls. Knowing this information you agree to the above terms, i
lol a troll he says it himself
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Your friend's face whilst he's trolling you:
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What's trolling?
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basically 'disturbing' people in IRC/Internet, etc
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Yeah he is just trolling you, although if possible I would report him if your friend account was really hacked.
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im asking for a screenshot of his games list atm. He claims they are missing so i'll see....
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sorry for double posting but here:
(http://i51.tinypic.com/24m6nwh.jpg)
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sorry for double posting but here:
[redacted image]
This shouldn't be the end of the world. You need to contact Steam immediately (or rather, your friend) to fix the issue:
https://support.steampowered.com/kb_article.php?ref=2347-QDFN-4366
Trolls-- :/
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basically 'disturbing' people in IRC/Internet, etc
oh thanx. :)
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mrf4ncyp4nts
="Mr.FancyPants"?
Is he a fan of TheFancyPantsAdventures, too? :)
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mrf4ncyp4nts
="Mr.FancyPants"?
Is he a fan of TheFancyPantsAdventures, too? :)
His avatar is Fancy Pants Man. So yeah, I'd say he is. ^^
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:D YAAAYY!! :D
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You forget that it's a troll. trolls aren't cool.
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But the person whose account got hacked wasn't a troll, was he?
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:D YAAAYY!! :D
YAY you like fancy pant too?
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Look at his profile picture XD
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Duh Im so stupid XD
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mrf4ncyp4nts: im sorry, i totally trolled the living CRAP outta you last night. I didnt kno u were gonna get the internet police down in tht bizness tho. Ur games are safe.
so great, my friend trolled the crap outta me... figures :(
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We knew that comming. :P
At least, it wasn't the hacker. XD
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Wow, epic troll o.o
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Whag? Please explain. Was the troll your friend or so?
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Apparently his friend trolled him by pretending to be a hacker in his account.
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Thats not cool. (or maybe it is...)
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YEah I think friends shouldn,t do that, because if it's too believable it can lead them into unnecessary troubles. At least they should give some clues that you are getting trolled hardcore.
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Thats not cool. (or maybe it is...)
definetely not cool. :(
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That is pretty crazy, thank goodness that your friend confessed the next day, but stuff like that, especially going to that detail is not recommended, especially when hackers are so much more prominent these days and a real threat.
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This is what he looked like upon saying those things:
:trollface:
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Except for that he wasn't yellow :P
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Next time just
(http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/funny-gifs-maday-heavy-trolling.gif)
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Next time just
(http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/funny-gifs-maday-heavy-trolling.gif)
oh wow.
I had to +1 ;D
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Lol. I laughed at first because I though it was a bot. :P
It's good that it's all sorted out now; it would be terrible if his account was really hacked.
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OMG OMG OMG IM SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SCARRRRRRREDDDDDDDDD ATM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! N0000000000000000000 IM SOOOO SCAAAAAAAREDDDDD
on my steam account, one of my friends accounts got hacked
this is the log i copied:
Never tell your password to anyone.
mrf4ncyp4nts: You. You there. You with the sucky android phone. Yeah, you. I need you attention. Do I have it?
mrf4ncyp4nts: Good. Let us continue.
Snake X: ..
mrf4ncyp4nts: As mentioned previously the contract into which have entered is binding, and should be treated as such.
mrf4ncyp4nts: Secondly the aforementioned contract had a series of fine-print arrangements argeed to henceforth.
Snake X: im guessing this isn't jordan?
mrf4ncyp4nts: Finally the aformentioned fine prints states clearly that "I, ___FIRST_NAME___ ___LAST_NAME___ hereby agreee to any and all shcedulind notices and duly states that I, ___FIRST_NAME___ ___LAST_NAME___ shall attend"
Snake X: your b-day party?
mrf4ncyp4nts: As such, it is thereby you, <PATRICKS, JACOB> are therefore summoned to court as a juror in an upcoming case.
Snake X: lolwut
mrf4ncyp4nts: I do hope that you will treat this case wit the utmost respect and privacy that it deserves.
Snake X: umm who is this?
mrf4ncyp4nts: After all, the judgement of the guilty must be decided by the will of the innocent.
mrf4ncyp4nts: Do you, <PATRICKS, JACOB> hereby accept your constitutional duty? To serve your country?
Snake X: umm sorry im not Jacob Patricks.
Snake X: im more like.. oh... Jacob Patrick
Snake X: wihtout the S.
Snake X: but who is this..?
mrf4ncyp4nts: Do you, <PATRICK, JACOB> hereby accept your constitutional duty? To serve your country?
mrf4ncyp4nts: Good.
Snake X: constitutional duty? To serve?! are you like an army recruiter or something
Snake X: dude i didnt anser..
Snake X: and i say no.
mrf4ncyp4nts: Im glad we had this discussion.
Snake X: who the heck is this
Snake X: i demand to know
mrf4ncyp4nts: I will be needing some contact information as such and will contacting you shortly with further details.
Snake X: I said
Snake X: No.
Snake X: >.>
mrf4ncyp4nts: Please remain on the line. This is of the utmost importance.
Snake X: u cant assume answers u know
mrf4ncyp4nts: Please remain on the line. This is of the utmost importance.
Snake X: yeah yeah fine
mrf4ncyp4nts: Please remain on the line. This is of the utmost importance.
Snake X: Who is this?!
Snake X: o.O im scared
mrf4ncyp4nts: The <REDACTED> needs your assistance. We need you, <PATRICK, JACOB>
Snake X: redacted? whos that?
mrf4ncyp4nts: Are you willing to join, to judge, and most importantly, to work in the ranks of <REDACTED>?
Snake X: No.
mrf4ncyp4nts: Are you willing to join, to judge, and most importantly, to work in the ranks of <REDACTED>?
Snake X: no.
Snake X: tell me about this so called <REDACTED>
mrf4ncyp4nts: I really wish you would reconsider Jacob. You might regret this.
Snake X: well tell me about <REDACTED>
Snake X: im kinda clueless here
mrf4ncyp4nts: That's classified information.
Snake X: ok so tell me why i should join something I have no idea about
mrf4ncyp4nts: If you do want information, there is only one way to become classified. Join the ranks.
mrf4ncyp4nts: Join the cause of <REDACTED>.
Snake X: what is the cause of <REDACTED>
Snake X: tell me that
mrf4ncyp4nts: The cause is <REDACTED> is dualistic in nature.
mrf4ncyp4nts: But before we continue, you must know one thing; the meaning of the word "Redacted".
mrf4ncyp4nts: You don't seem to quite grasp that.
Snake X: your right
mrf4ncyp4nts: The purpose of <REDACTED> is of the following.
mrf4ncyp4nts: ONE (1): The party, or parties entered into said contract are bound by law into One (1) or more years of sevice in the ranks of <REDACTED>.
mrf4ncyp4nts: TWO (2): The parties must then commence in the practises of the groups of <REDACTED> for the good and sevice of the community.
Snake X: so its community service?
mrf4ncyp4nts: No, Jacob. You don't seem to understand. The point of this group is much greater than that of lowly community service. The homeless can help themselves.
mrf4ncyp4nts: You have an opportunity here.
Snake X: Ok so if i join, what do I actually have to do
Snake X: like what do i do
[9:43] October 7, 2011 (Friday) (this is an added time stamp)
mrf4ncyp4nts: There are several requirements to join. Firstly, and get ready for the legalese...
mrf4ncyp4nts: ONE (1): The parties must clearly be able do demonstrate superior logical and mental conditions required to outhink several adversaries.
mrf4ncyp4nts: TWO (2): The parties must be willing to never reveal the secrets of <REDACTED> such as the use and function of several prototype tools such as <REDACTED> and <REDACTED> and well as other attractive and magnetic devices.
mrf4ncyp4nts: THREE (3): The parties must be williung to sacrifice social and paternal affiliation as well as any connections they may through the internet: Including, but not limited to:
mrf4ncyp4nts: A) any and all memberships to forums or websites, especially at higher ranks.
mrf4ncyp4nts: B) any and all "Blogs" or interconnected journals.
mrf4ncyp4nts: C) any social or networking sites are permitted under strict guidelines.
mrf4ncyp4nts: There are the requirements, Jacob.
Snake X: ok now that thats out of the way
Snake X: WHO THE HECK ARE YOU?!
mrf4ncyp4nts: I am part of a society. A society to bring the weak and the wrong to light. To expose the selfish and the ignorant. To show the error of the erroneous and correct the misanthropes.
mrf4ncyp4nts: I am part of <REDACTED>
Snake X: ok but what is your name?
mrf4ncyp4nts: I am a troll.
Snake X: is this jordan crandall?
mrf4ncyp4nts: The society I belong to is the league of trolls. Knowing this information you agree to the above terms, including the agreement reguarding magnets, and how they work.
mrf4ncyp4nts: Please reread the following contracts with this in mind.
Snake X: can you PLEASE just tell me your first name
Snake X: Just your first name
Snake X: thats all im asking for
Snake X: is that so hard to tell?
mrf4ncyp4nts: You have more important things right now, Jacob.
mrf4ncyp4nts: I would reread those contracts if I were you.
mrf4ncyp4nts: Or you'll be next.
Snake X: what do you mean or ill be next?
mrf4ncyp4nts: Do you really think this is our precious "jordan crandall"?
Snake X: yes.
Snake X: hes the only one who knows about my android phone being sucky
mrf4ncyp4nts: Do you think he is the one behind this?
Snake X: and this is his account
Snake X: YES!
Snake X: unless
Snake X: your a hacker
Snake X: now im officially scared :s
mrf4ncyp4nts: Do you really think I am incapable of that?
mrf4ncyp4nts: I would backup your games if I were you.
mrf4ncyp4nts is now Offline.
HHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( ??? ??? :( :( :(
Wut if it was ur friend.. or worse...
IT WAS THE GHOST OF MICHAEL JACKSON!!~~~~~ jk
But some pedophile most prob
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It was his friend, trolling him.
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It was his friend, trolling him.
that's cruel >:(
pretending to be hacked so you can creep your friend out...