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Re: Birthday Posts
« Reply #45 on: March 16, 2010, 06:03:19 pm »
psssst Galandros has birthday in 26/3... Don't tell him. It's surprise.
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Re: Birthday Posts
« Reply #46 on: March 16, 2010, 11:29:52 pm »
lol ok

I'll prepare another rickroll cake :P

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Re: Birthday Posts
« Reply #47 on: March 20, 2010, 06:34:06 am »
lol ok

I'll prepare another rickroll cake :P
Oh, I should have given less time to prepare.
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Re: Birthday Posts
« Reply #48 on: March 20, 2010, 01:58:09 pm »
lol

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Re: Birthday Posts
« Reply #49 on: March 20, 2010, 09:29:56 pm »
* Geekboy1011 prepares a tay cake just to shock galandros

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Re: Birthday Posts
« Reply #50 on: March 29, 2010, 07:30:02 am »
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Re: Birthday Posts
« Reply #51 on: March 29, 2010, 12:13:33 pm »
Sorry Galandros, it took 3 days to prepare the just right cake!!



Here u go!
« Last Edit: March 29, 2010, 12:14:29 pm by jsj795 »


Spoiler For funny life mathematics:
1. ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
2. OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
3. SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
4. GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
5. HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
6. LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
7. PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
8. DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

Girls = Time * Money (Girls are a combination of time and money)
Time = Money (Time is money)
Girls = Money squared (So, girls are money squared)
Money = sqrt(Evil) (Money is also the root of all evil)
Girls = sqrt(Evil) squared (So, girls are the root of all evil squared)
Girls = Evil (Thus, girls are evil)
*Girls=Evil credit goes to Compynerd255*

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Re: Birthday Posts
« Reply #52 on: March 29, 2010, 01:11:05 pm »
Aw sorry I missed it x.x, you should really have added it to your board profile so it shows in the calendar event box that appears a week in advance in the online list on board index D:

But happy belated birthday!

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Re: Birthday Posts
« Reply #53 on: April 02, 2010, 12:45:22 pm »
Happy belated birthday Galandros! ;D

(I know I'm late, but instead of completely missing it, I'll just be late, :D )

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Re: Birthday Posts
« Reply #54 on: May 14, 2010, 12:04:48 am »
Oh Happy Birthday Quigibo (just noticed above the online list)

Now he is 76, almost as old as Art_Of_Camelot and Netham45!

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Re: Birthday Posts
« Reply #55 on: May 14, 2010, 01:27:41 am »
Pssst Everybody get ready for saturday :p
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Re: Birthday Posts
« Reply #56 on: May 14, 2010, 01:29:53 am »
oooh I see :P

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Re: Birthday Posts
« Reply #57 on: May 14, 2010, 01:56:58 am »
I almost forgot it was my birthday :P

I once had my birthday the day before the AP Chem test so I ended up spending the whole day studying :(
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Re: Birthday Posts
« Reply #58 on: May 14, 2010, 02:18:26 am »
Happy Birthday! Lobster cake, anyone?
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Re: Birthday Posts
« Reply #59 on: May 14, 2010, 02:28:05 am »
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