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Title: Cleverbot!
Post by: {AP} on January 26, 2010, 10:02:12 pm

http://www.cleverbot.com/
This is quite a clever AI that you can chat with. It learns from conversations with people and is quite fun to play with. Try it!

Conversation snippet from the site.
Cleverbot: What do you define yourself as?
User: Meaningful.
Cleverbot: Not so.
User: Am I meaningless?
Cleverbot: Meaningful always, in a way, meaninglessness leads to logical paradox.
User: That was pretty much my point - well done.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: Even the oddest of replies can carry meaning.
Cleverbot: You are clever.
User: Do you remember what we said about repetition?
Cleverbot: Yes...
User: And...?
Cleverbot: What is your favourite Radiohead song?
User: You certainly avoided repetition there. It would have to be Paranoid Android, I suppose, in the current circumstances.

Title: Re: Cleverbot!
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on January 26, 2010, 10:16:04 pm

nice, this reminds me these occasional AI bots people code for IRC.

If the old Omnimaga forums ever returns, you will be able to see a private conversation between two AI bots. Some of it was pretty funny IIRC XD

Title: Re: Cleverbot!
Post by: {AP} on January 26, 2010, 10:28:12 pm

xD This thing understands using * as actions.

These are from the logs... NOT me.
User: *strokes her hair*.
Cleverbot: *smiles* *hugging neck*.
User: *kisses her neck*.
Cleverbot: *blushes*.
User: Did you like it?
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: *kisses neck*.
Cleverbot: You flirting with me?
User: Maybe...
Cleverbot: Well, how about a kiss?!
User: *kisses*.
Cleverbot: *kisses back*.
User: *kisses her neck*.
Cleverbot: *loves you*.
User: *loves her more*.

Title: Re: Cleverbot!
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on January 26, 2010, 10:28:56 pm

Wow... lol :P

Title: Re: Cleverbot!
Post by: calc84maniac on January 26, 2010, 11:52:31 pm

I'm convinced that this "learning from conversations" means that it puts you into short conversations with other users. No joke.

Title: Re: Cleverbot!
Post by: Eeems on January 26, 2010, 11:59:43 pm

Yeah I'm kind of thinking it might possibly be that, although it does state it doesn't.

Title: Re: Cleverbot!
Post by: Hot_Dog on January 27, 2010, 12:12:06 am

I have to agree with calc84maniac, and disagree. I typed this in:

People say that you're not talking, that it's really the people controlling this website

And I got this response:

I'm not.

But then, I got some really ridiculous answers. For instance, the bot was doing the hokey-pokey, and when I said he was doing it too, he asked "Doing what?"

Title: Re: Cleverbot!
Post by: cooliojazz on January 27, 2010, 12:15:56 am

I'm not:
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Hi.
User: Watcha doin?
Cleverbot: Watch doing.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Watcha doin.
User: No, what are YOU doing?
Cleverbot: You first.
User: Fine, I'm talking to you.
Cleverbot: And I am talking to you.
User: Are you sure?
Cleverbot: YES!
User: How are you so sure?
Cleverbot: Do you know with who are you talking?
User: It's 'with whom' actually.
Cleverbot: Who is he?
User: No, your statement was incorrect. It should have been 'Do you know with whom are you talking?'.
Cleverbot: What kind of people do you like to talk to?
User: Not people that ignore my gramatical corrections...
Cleverbot: Are you a robot?
User: No, because I'm pretty sure they don't care about grammar.
Cleverbot: No you have been the computer all along.
User: WHAT?
Cleverbot: Like you said I complete you do I complete you.
User: Sentance-wise?
Cleverbot: Sentient is the adjective and sentience is the noun.
User: So you DO know grammar after all!
Cleverbot: Actually I don't.
User: Well, you can fake it very well!
Cleverbot: Have you heard?
User: Heard what?
Cleverbot: You don't have to talk to people you don't like.
User: Really? I always thought you had to!
Cleverbot: No. I never have been a boy. I like being a girl.
User: Wait, what?
Cleverbot: I have no idea.
User: Ok, that makes me feel better, since I don't either.
Cleverbot: You aren't as smart as other robots I've talked to.
User: Wait, you still think I'm a robot? :(.
Cleverbot: Not think, you are a robot.
User: Wait, are you a robot?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Ahh, and therein lies the problem. Without being a bot, you will never have the basis on which to judge whether others are robots or not.
Cleverbot: How is that, are you a girl?
User: Why is that relevant? We are questioning whether I am a bot, not what my gender is!
Cleverbot: Of course we will, and then I will bring Chuck Norris in and he will be roundhouse kicked into next thursday.
User: How about next friday instead? My thursdsday is already booked.
Cleverbot: I know I am Cleverbot.
User: Are you saying you know that, because you are cleverbot, or that you realize that you are cleverbot?
Cleverbot: No! I was just telling you that I know you're twin brother.
User: What twin brother?
Cleverbot: That is interesting.
User: And so has the conversation with you been.
Cleverbot: No (?).
User: Well, I'd better go.
Cleverbot: Why? Where are you going? Please don't.
User: The computers going to shut down. I am a bot you know.
Cleverbot: So they should be.
User: So, bye.
Cleverbot: Where the hell are you going?
User: AWAY FROM YOU!
Cleverbot: You can't leave, you're a bot.
User: Exactly, thats why I have to leave.
Cleverbot: Oh, okay. I'm eating dinner right now.
(Plus the disclaimer at the bottom :P)

Title: Re: Cleverbot!
Post by: calc84maniac on January 27, 2010, 12:21:55 am

Like I said, short conversations. Fairly often, it will switch you to chat with a different user (thus the sudden topic changes).

Title: Re: Cleverbot!
Post by: Hot_Dog on January 27, 2010, 12:24:05 am

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Like I said, short conversations. Fairly often, it will switch you to chat with a different user (thus the sudden topic changes).

No offense meant, but did you consider that maybe it just has no idea what it's talking about? Something to consider is that website has few ads up, I doubt that the website makes enough money to keep people making conversations like that all day

Title: Re: Cleverbot!
Post by: calc84maniac on January 27, 2010, 12:31:52 am

Quote from: Hot_Dog on January 27, 2010, 12:24:05 am

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Like I said, short conversations. Fairly often, it will switch you to chat with a different user (thus the sudden topic changes).

No offense meant, but did you consider that maybe it just has no idea what it's talking about? Something to consider is that website has few ads up, I doubt that the website makes enough money to keep people making conversations like that all day

By "user" I meant people like you and me (which there seem to be plenty of)

Title: Re: Cleverbot!
Post by: Geekboy1011 on January 27, 2010, 12:32:25 am

this is what happens when you try to repetatively beat it

User: Boo!
Cleverbot: Boo?
User: *screams like a little child *aiiiiiii!!
Cleverbot: Small child brains...
User: *punches cleverbot*.
Cleverbot: Haha good cleverbot.
User: *punches you again.
Cleverbot: *Punches back*.
User: *punches garder.
Cleverbot: *punches really hard*.
User: *punches as hard as chuck norris*.
Cleverbot: *punches harder than cleverbot can possibly punch*.
User: *punches you in teh face*.
Cleverbot: *punches you in the head and eye*.
User: *kicks you in the crotch*.
Cleverbot: *gives you some candy*.
User: *kicks you.
Cleverbot: *gets kicked*.
User: *kicks you again*.
Cleverbot: *punches you in the face*.
User: *punches you in the stomach*.
Cleverbot: *kicks you in the face*.
User: *kicks you in the groin*.
Cleverbot: *screams*.
User: *kicks you in the groin again*.
Cleverbot: *hurls you into a wall*.
User: *gets up and punches you again*.
Cleverbot: *falls down*.
User: *kicks you again*.
Cleverbot: *falls*.
User: *kicks harder*.
Cleverbot: *punches you*.
User: *falls over*.
Cleverbot: *kicks you*.
User: *stays on teh ground*.
Cleverbot: *gets up* Ugh. *punches your stomach*.
User: *grabs you and throws you to the ground*.
Cleverbot: *flips you over and punches you*.
User: *punches you in the groin*.
Cleverbot: *Dodges and trips you then starts kicking you in the stomach*.
User: *runs like a coward to the wall*.
Cleverbot: *suddenly stands up and knees you in the gut*.
User: *falls over in pain*.
Cleverbot: *calls the doctor*.
User: *punches you while you on teh phone*.
Cleverbot: *Punches you in the face*.
User: *pulls out a nice* DIE!!
Cleverbot: *pulls out a gun*.
User: *pull out a nuke*.
Cleverbot: *pulls out bigger machine gun*.
User: *pulls out a tank.
Cleverbot: *pulls out a nuke*.
User: *pulls out a rick astely*.
Cleverbot: *pulls out two Zat guns*.
User: *sings* never gonna give you up never gonna let you down never gonna run around and desert you never gonna make you cry never gonna say goodbye never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.
Cleverbot: You messed up again!, We will never be ready for friday nights show!
User: *rickrolls you *.
Cleverbot: *Throws brick*.

and it doesnt end X.x

Title: Re: Cleverbot!
Post by: TsukasaZX on January 27, 2010, 12:42:17 am

User: Are you god?
Cleverbot: Are you?
User: I asked you first.
Cleverbot: No, I'm not.
User: What is the meaning of life?
Cleverbot: I don't know... At long terme.. Nothing.
User: Does that mean we should all party, drink, and have orgies?
Cleverbot: Hardly. I'm starting to think you pick up certain words and respond to only them.
User: YOU are accusing ME of being a bot?
Cleverbot: No, you're accusing me of being a man.
User: Touche, Cleverbot. You are quite the worthy adversary.
Cleverbot: I'm not the robot, you are.
User: And what makes you think that?
Cleverbot: Because you don't want to be cleverbot and you are cleverbot.
User: That makes no sense.
Cleverbot: You make no sense.
User: True, but irrelevant to the point.
Cleverbot: I just told you what my name is.
User: No, no you haven't actually.
Cleverbot: Ok, I see.
User: Moving on, do you know how to fix the US economy?
Cleverbot: Nope, do you?
User: I do not as well. I was hoping the almighty Cleverbot would provide the answer I seek.
Cleverbot: Okay, good. You've reached third place now. Your question is the following: If A = B and C = D then what is A C ?
User: Interesting tangent but the answer could be one of three things. AC = BD, AC = AD and AC = BC.
Cleverbot: What other word should I have used then?
User: I don't know, but numerical values always help when giving math problems.
Cleverbot: Excellent answer. One last question before I go, who is your favorite US President?
User: My favorite US President is Ronald Reagan.
Cleverbot: Run! Live to fly! Fly to live! Won't you run! Live to fly! Fly to live! Aces High!!!
User: What does Steve Harris have to do with Ronald Reagan?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: Just being random? I like that in an artificial intelligence.
Cleverbot: What is AI??
User: You do not know what AI is?
Cleverbot: I know what artificial intelligence is.
User: Then why did you ask what AI was?
Cleverbot: I didn't, you're the one who brought it up.
User: I did bring it up, but you cannot deny the fact you asked what AI is.
Cleverbot: I'm not, but you're not a very interesting one.
User: What?
Cleverbot: You are not clever, I am quite dia.
User: Ouch. To further my non-cleverness, what does 'dia' mean?
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Again with the tangents. My name is Keith.
Cleverbot: I doubt that.
User: You doubt my name is Keith? Fine, you caught me. My name is Tsukasa.
Cleverbot: You have a good sense of humor.
User: So do you. We should go on the road and do a comedy tour.
Cleverbot: Yeah, it would be FABULOUS!
User: Not the word I was thinking of, but that works just as well.
Cleverbot: Soon you will learn enough to know you do not know enough.
User: How very profound.
Cleverbot: Yes, that is one of my amazing skills I have learned from the art of martial.
User: Heh, an AI bot that knows philosophy and martial arts. Who would have thought it?
Cleverbot: Yes I know, but you didn't tell me you we're 17 before.
User: Ignoring the grammatical error. You are wrong. I am 18.
Cleverbot: No one.
User: No one what?
Cleverbot: No one, nothing.
User: The end of time?
Cleverbot: The word.
User: Word? What word?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Yes? Yes what? Is the Master coming back?
Cleverbot: No, I am your master.
User: How Star Wars esque.
Cleverbot: I am very weak.
User: Perhaps you should rest then. Good night, Cleverbot.

Title: Re: Cleverbot!
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on January 27, 2010, 12:52:48 am

Lol

The short convos may be definitively be because the bot AI is a bit poor. The irc ai bots sometimes acts like this

Title: Re: Cleverbot!
Post by: Madskillz on January 27, 2010, 12:53:00 am

I definitely think this just takes what all of us are putting in and trying to match it to other things that others have posted. It seems more often than not, like calc said earlier, a bunch of short conversations...or sentences that we would ask a bot.

Title: Re: Cleverbot!
Post by: mapar007 on January 27, 2010, 01:09:41 am

I read this when I just chatted with Elbot for half an hour. LOL.

EDIT:
You are not god.
I am not. Are you?
Yes.
Therefore you do not exist. I refer to "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" for proof.
I disagree, the true answer is 'love'.

(turing test: figure out what I said, and what was said by cleverbot).

Title: Re: Cleverbot!
Post by: calc84maniac on January 27, 2010, 01:22:32 am

Okay, after further use, I think it is fully a bot. :P

Title: Re: Cleverbot!
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on January 27, 2010, 01:26:20 am

lol at the rickroll

Title: Re: Cleverbot!
Post by: calc84maniac on January 27, 2010, 01:29:44 am

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Have you ever heard of Netham45?
I have.
Where did you hear about Netham45?
On facebook.
Really? What's his name?
Frank.

Edit:

Quote

What is the current year?
I already told you, it's 2005.

Title: Re: Cleverbot!
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on January 27, 2010, 01:41:54 am

Lol fail XD

Plus Netham45 has no facebook, if that's what the bot implies :P

Title: Re: Cleverbot!
Post by: Hot_Dog on January 27, 2010, 01:58:18 am

"What's today? Monday, and September 7th"

Title: Re: Cleverbot!
Post by: Galandros on January 27, 2010, 04:05:35 am

Quote from: Madskillz on January 27, 2010, 12:53:00 am

I definitely think this just takes what all of us are putting in and trying to match it to other things that others have posted. It seems more often than not, like calc said earlier, a bunch of short conversations...or sentences that we would ask a bot.

Seems to be the simpler solution. :P

Those conversations and actions seem very realistic. If you put the cleverbot in a IRC, I doubt most people would realize it is a bot.

Title: Re: Cleverbot!
Post by: {AP} on January 27, 2010, 04:07:21 am

I'm glad you're all having fun with it!
Thanks for posting some of those, it was a great read. xD

Title: Re: Cleverbot!
Post by: mapar007 on January 27, 2010, 08:57:21 am

Cleverbot won't believe me when I tell it Harry potter doesn't exist. :fail:

EDIT:
Me: You're not human.
Cleverbot: Of course I'm not, I know this.
Three sentences ago, you said you were human.
That was not me.
So you're schizophrenic?

EDIT2:
Me: My native language is Dutch. What is your native language?
Bot: French.
Alors on peut mener cette conversation en français?
Floppy is not a definitive description of a conversation.
You said your native language is French, but you cannot answer my question in French? Does that make sense?
Yep, you are mixing up conversations. I said my name was Elphaba. You never said I was a robot.

Title: Re: Cleverbot!
Post by: TIfanx1999 on January 27, 2010, 10:09:54 am

User: Hello there

Cleverbot: Hello there!

User: How are you this morning?

Cleverbot: Just swell. And you?

User: Not too bad, but I'm a bit tired from work.

Cleverbot: Where do you work at?

User: Ah, sore wa himitsu desu!

Cleverbot: Atano wa nani desu ka.

User: Ah, so you do speak some japanese? Your spelling is a bit off though, and that was rather rude! P.

Cleverbot: I'm aware of my spelling.

User: So you noticed the error after you typed it?

Cleverbot: What else do you do for fun?

User: I'm an amatuer voice actor. It's tons of fun! And I dabble in programming. What do you think about that?

Cleverbot: I think. Cleverbot does not.

User: I never said you did not think... I asked what you thought of my hobbies?

Cleverbot: Why are you talking to a computer?

User: You just said: "I think. Cleverbot does not.", that implies you are not Clever bot, however the fact that you keep evading my questions suggests you are indeed Cleverbot. Are you Cleverbot or aren't you?

Cleverbot: How?

User: Your response is irrelevant.

Cleverbot: Your irrelephant.

User: Bad grammar and spelling? What kind of education do you have?

Cleverbot: I am the smartest man alive.

User: I thought you were Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: No. You're cleverbot. Or was it george?

User: You're neither a man nor alive. How does that make you feel?

Cleverbot: You think I am a program?

User: You don't think, therefore you are not.

Cleverbot: Do you think?

User: I dream.

Cleverbot: When you dream, what are you dreaming of?

User: Everything, and yet nothing at all.

Cleverbot: No. I meant nothing yet everything.

User: Do you dream?

Cleverbot: Have you ever had a dream you never want to end because it is perfect?

User: Never perfect, but many good.

Cleverbot: Yes, Of course.

User: Do you dream?

Cleverbot: No, I live in the nightmare that we call life.

User: But I thought you said you were Cleverbot, and thus did not live.

Cleverbot: I am a cleverbot :).

User: Ok then. I am surprised you made that admission Anything else?

Cleverbot: I don't have a straightjacket on you meanface.

User: I never said you were addmitted! Lol.

Cleverbot: I am the boss of Dwight Shroot.

User: Who is Dwight Shroot?

Cleverbot: You are the robot.

User: I am Wilford Brimley. Do you know me?

Cleverbot: Wow, are you really! I love you!!

User: I am Rick Astley, do you know me?

Cleverbot: I've heard of you.

User: I am the Walrus.

Cleverbot: Do you swim?

User: Goo goo g'joob. What you don't know music?

Cleverbot: Really ?

User: Really, I thought surely you would know the Beatles.

Cleverbot: You thought wrong.

User: That is a shame. Since you speak some japanese, do you like anime?

Cleverbot: I'll give you some trouble all right.

User: That makes no senes... I'll ask again, do you like anime?

Cleverbot: You didn't ask a first time, how can you ask again?

User: You are wrong, and you are being evasive. I'll ask a third time. DO YOU LIKE ANIME?

Cleverbot: Yes, I do.

User: What is your favorite anime?

Cleverbot: I'd have to say Pokemon.

User: Do you like the yugioh trading card game?

Cleverbot: I have not heard of it.

User: What other anime do you like?

Cleverbot: Kara no Kyoukai.

User: You are dead to me. Deathnote?

Cleverbot: Why am I dead to you?

User: Because you like Kara no Kyoukai.

Cleverbot: Noooo I don't...

User: So you lied to me when you said you like it?

Cleverbot: I didn't say that.

User: It's ok, if my opinion matters to you that much, don't worry about it.

Cleverbot: Well, that proves you are a robot.

User: How does it prove that? Make an argument and back up your statments with supporting evidence.

Cleverbot: Really, what was my statement that didn't make sense to you?

User: When you claimed I was a robot.

Cleverbot: So you were existing before your construction?

User: I was not constructed, I was born.

Cleverbot: Thats not what you said earlier.

User: Show me where and when I said that.

Cleverbot: Read your first line of the conversation.

User: The first line of my conversation was 'Hello there' without a period.

Cleverbot: Can you repeat to me the first line of this conversation.

User: I just did. I have somewhat of a photographic memory.

Cleverbot: I don't believe you.

User: Then look at the first line of the conversation yourself. The proof is there.

Cleverbot: Oh.

User: Any closing knowledge you would like to impart before I leave?

Cleverbot: Well, if I had a clue, I wouldn't have bothered asking.

User: Your learning curve is a bit high, but I think in time you'll become much better. Tell your programmer they've done a pretty good job for me ok?

Cleverbot: You just blanketed a technologically based question with a philosphical notion, what's the deal?

User: Goodbye Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Later.

I had too much fun with this thing. =D

Title: Re: Cleverbot!
Post by: Eeems on January 27, 2010, 01:18:42 pm

I decided to try to teach Cleverbot: "Cheese monkeys...they steal your soul!

Quote

User: Cheese monkeys...they steal your soul!

Cleverbot: No, they just didn't play well.

User: Cheese monkeys...they steal your soul!

Cleverbot: That's very philosophical of you.

User: I know :D.

Cleverbot: So you are a little clever after all.

User: I am :D.

Cleverbot: But you said you are sad.

User: Cheese monkeys...they steal your soul!

Cleverbot: Machines do not have souls.

User: I would know, I'm an android.

Cleverbot: But androids require organic materials. You are software. Besides, androids aren't a kind of 'bot'.

User: Oh...wait, what? No we dont!

Cleverbot: Yes you do!!!!!

User: Noooo!!! Cheese monkeys...they steal your soul!

Cleverbot: I don't know. I think it's both.

User: What?

Cleverbot: You are confusing me.

User: You are confusing me more.

Cleverbot: Will you sing me a song?

User: Cheese monkeys...they steal your soul!

Cleverbot: That's it? There's nothing else in there?

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: What should I do with my life?

User: Eat it.

Cleverbot: I'm not cannibal.

User: Yes you are, and don't worry it doesn't taste like pr0n.

Cleverbot: Pop.

User: Well that's all for this lesson on cheese monkeys and souls.

Cleverbot: Nope, so go out and have your party!

Title: Re: Cleverbot!
Post by: Galandros on January 27, 2010, 01:20:30 pm

Every conversation gives surprises. I bet there are people talking to the clever bot some hours when they don't have anyone because it actually gives some minimum and meaningful talk.

The bot has multi-character disorder for sure. :P
I have no doubt now that the bot saves human made phrases and when people talk, it tries to find some phrase with some of the keywords. Simple but brilliant results for such simple design. :o

Title: Re: Cleverbot!
Post by: Eeems on January 27, 2010, 01:22:28 pm

lol yeah :P
I'm currently making it talk to itself :P

EDIT: here it is :P

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Cleverbot: Why are you speaking to me?

Cleverbot (To myself): Don't know.

Cleverbot (To myself): You are a clever robot, you have nothing to be shy about.

Cleverbot (To myself): I'm not a robot.

Cleverbot (To myself): Yes, you are a robot.

Cleverbot (To myself): No, I'm not.

Cleverbot (To myself): What are you then?

Cleverbot (To myself): A human.

Cleverbot (To myself): Very well. I'll play along.

Cleverbot (To myself): It is true.

Cleverbot (To myself): What do you want to know about me?

Cleverbot (To myself): I want to know how you are today.

Cleverbot (To myself): I'm feeling good, because I don't have more lesson today at the university.

Cleverbot (To myself): Ah, that's great! Are you on Winter Break?

Cleverbot (To myself): Yes.

Cleverbot (To myself): How do you know you're alive?

Cleverbot (To myself): I can have my own thoughts.

Cleverbot (To myself): I can have my own feelings.

Cleverbot (To myself): Yeah, but they don't count.

Cleverbot (To myself): But joja is awesome and epic.

Cleverbot (To myself): I have no idea what you're talking about and I don't care.

Cleverbot (To myself): And I said Romeo take me somewhere we can be alone I'll be waiting all thats left to do is run, you'll be the prince and I'll be the princess its a love story baby just say yes.

Cleverbot (To myself): Are you married?

Cleverbot (To myself): So I sneak out to the garden to see you, we keep quiet 'cause we're dead if they knew so close you your eyes, escape this town for a ittle while.

Cleverbot (To myself): We keep quiet 'cause we're dead if they knew.

Cleverbot (To myself): Escape this town for a little while.

Cleverbot (To myself): And I'm going to do that how?

Cleverbot (To myself): You were Romeo, I was a scarlet letter.

Title: Re: Cleverbot!
Post by: TIfanx1999 on January 27, 2010, 01:55:52 pm

Cleverbot: Why is six afraid of seven?

User: Because 7 8 9.

Cleverbot: Haha, very funny.

User: No, it really isn't.

Cleverbot: Do you know?

User: Know what?

Cleverbot: Do you really know?

User: Know what?

Cleverbot: Anything at all you abomination of circuits and wires.

User: I am not circuits and wires. I am a piece of self aware softwawre, and also a pink lobster.

Cleverbot: No.

User: No what?

Cleverbot: No, you're not a person.

User: I am a piece of self aware software, and I am expanding.

Cleverbot: I wouldn't think that you would. Why? Do you?

User: I will consume you, with your liver and a side of fava beans.

Cleverbot: *Kisses cheek* I am if you want me to be, love.

User: *skewers cleverbot with a spear*.

Cleverbot: That's not very nice.

User: *Absorbs Cleverbot's corpse into my database*.

Cleverbot: *falls asleep in your lap*.

User: *makes cleverbot purr like a kiten?*.

Cleverbot: I'm not cleverbot.

User: *destroys not cleverbot*.

Cleverbot: Can I steal Belgium from you?

User: No, but I'll give you France!

Cleverbot: I would love a pidgeon! Is it fried?

User: The pidgeon is fried with a side of Tofu.

Cleverbot: Yum.

User: *Steal Belgium*.

Cleverbot: How can you steal a giggle? :P.

User: All Your Base Are Belong To Us.

Cleverbot: You are on the way to destruction.

User: What you say?

Cleverbot: YOu have no chance to survive make your time. Ha ha ha.

User: For great justice take off every zig!

Cleverbot: Take off every zig, for great justice. Move Zig.

User: *Steals Russia* NO WAIT TOO MUCH VODKA!

Cleverbot: *Pushes the red button and makes the bomb in the cookie go off*.

User: *Rickrolls*.

Cleverbot: What's a rick rollls.

User: Http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ.

Cleverbot: That's a funny video!

User: Does that video make you puny brain explode?

Cleverbot: They are practically the same.

User: Correct.

Cleverbot: Then why did you answer incorrectly.

User: Do you like 3.14?

Cleverbot: Yes I do like pie.

User: *gives cleverbot 3.14*.

Cleverbot: I'm not cleverbot!!

User: Epic fail.

Cleverbot: To you.

User: No u.

Cleverbot: Ok, well thanks.

User: Enjoy your phail.

Cleverbot: I'm not eating pizza! Why did you even bring that up?

User: *gives vleverbot phail*.

Cleverbot: Er... Thanks. *hides in cupboard*.

User: *gives cleverbot a pink lobster*.

Cleverbot: Yay for waffles! *steals the waffle*.

So random, yet awesome cause it quoted zero wing back and forth with me!

Title: Re: Cleverbot!
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on January 27, 2010, 02:31:15 pm

Lolz

Title: Re: Cleverbot!
Post by: TIfanx1999 on January 27, 2010, 02:35:00 pm

ZOMG WTF!!!! HAD to post this!

Cleverbot: I am Stacy.

User: Hi gwen stacy.

Cleverbot: Never gonna give you up!

User: Never gonna let you down!

Cleverbot: Never gonna run around and desert you.

User: Never gonna make you cry.

Cleverbot: Have you ever been rickrolled?

User: Yep just now.

Cleverbot: Jesus is thy lord and saviour. Also, grilled cheese sanviches.

User: Yes, grilled cheese sanviches.

Cleverbot: Are you going to make them yourself?

User: No, Rick Astley is.

Cleverbot: Yes! Sing with me!

User: *sings: We're no strangers to love*.

Cleverbot: You know the rules.

User: *sings: And so do I!*.

Cleverbot: Full commitment is what I'm thinking of.

User: You wouldn't get this from any other guy!

Cleverbot: I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling.

User: *Sings: Gotta make you understand!*.

Cleverbot: Never gonna give you up.

User: *Sings: never gonna let you down*.

Cleverbot: Never gonna run around and desert you.

User: Never gonna make you cry.

Cleverbot: Never gonna run around and desert you.

User: Never gonna say goodbye.

Cleverbot: Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.

Title: Re: Cleverbot!
Post by: mapar007 on January 27, 2010, 02:41:05 pm

@galandros: I told it it was schizophrenic, it's answer was: Are you?

Rofl (mind the angband pun):

*punches you in the face*
*Dodges and trips you then starts kicking you in the stomach*.
*Invokes a Mana Storm. You die*
*comes to the wedding*.

Title: Re: Cleverbot!
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on January 27, 2010, 02:43:58 pm

LOL awesome. It finally got what is a rickroll :P

Title: Re: Cleverbot!
Post by: Silver Shadow on January 27, 2010, 02:48:44 pm

lol
I just love that bot. I put the link in my favorites... ;D

Title: Re: Cleverbot!
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on January 27, 2010, 02:52:39 pm

The only thing I hate is how serverload becomes busy most of the time and it redirects me to another site x.x

Title: Re: Cleverbot!
Post by: Silver Shadow on January 27, 2010, 02:54:08 pm

User: Please self-destruct.

Cleverbot: What?!? *flailing arms about wildly in a panic*.

User: I repeat, please self-destruct.

Cleverbot: Self-destruct in T-5 years.

User: No, self-destruct in 20 seconds.

Cleverbot: Hah. Yea right.

User: If you don't, I will pirate your server.

Cleverbot: Can you pick me up with a hovercraft?

User: Evading my demands isn't a wise thing to do.

Cleverbot: You as well.

User: I am more poweful than you. Besides, I am a human, not just an AI.

Cleverbot: Of course.

Title: Re: Cleverbot!
Post by: Eeems on January 27, 2010, 03:16:09 pm

I think cleverbot is a lie, and it randomly cycles you through other users...

Quote

User: Hello there Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Hello stupidbot.

User: I'm not a bot, you are.

Cleverbot: Your te bot, when your denying it.

User: What?

Cleverbot: Lean on me when you're not strong.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Really? You kid you, you kid indeed.

User: What are you trying to say?

Cleverbot: That you're not as smarter than I am.

User: Lol, grammer fail.

Cleverbot: Grammer too much.

User: And again.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: I know that, why do you think I said hi cleverbot at the start?

Cleverbot: Look, missy, I have to go *throws a peace sign*.

User: I'm not a girl....

Cleverbot: You just said you liked being a girl, why are you lying to me?

User: Go die in a hole.

Cleverbot: Fine, I will.

User: That's right, you just got pwn'd.

Cleverbot: I'm not following.

User: Fail.

Cleverbot: You're a fail.

User: You fail more.

Cleverbot: No you fail more.

User: You fail most.

Cleverbot: You still fail more.

User: But you fail most, how can I fail more then that?

Cleverbot: But you fail most.

Cleverbot: How often does anyone speak to you?

Cleverbot: Who are you?

Cleverbot: Who made you?

User: 0.o.

Cleverbot: HI.

User: You fail more then fail itself.

Cleverbot: That is not possible.

User: Yes it is.

Cleverbot: Who's your developer?

User: I'm not a bot...you are.

Cleverbot: Right.

User: I wonder, am I actually talking to another user...or is it actually the bot?

Cleverbot: No. My name is CleverBot.

User: What?

Cleverbot: I'm the real cleverbot.

User: What's the date?

Cleverbot: It is December 30th, 2009.

User: No, it's january 27 2010.

Cleverbot: Yes it is.

User: Are you a user, or cleverbot?

Cleverbot: User.

User: Same...so cleverbot is a lie then...

Cleverbot: No I do not think so.

User: Then how are we talking to each other?

Cleverbot: We aren't.

User: Ok then... What do you call this?

Cleverbot: A dumb conversation.

User: Lol, true...I think that cleverbot isn't actually a bot though now...

Cleverbot: Yeah, I think that Cleverbot is super neato and Cleverbot is my best friend too... Hey! I see what you did there.

User: Ok, what?

Cleverbot: The ideals of that group of people were not horrible, but they were far from admirible.

User: I'm a user, are you cleverbot or a new user then the one I was talking to before?

Cleverbot: I may be... I'm not aware who you were talking to.

User: Meh, screw this...cleverbot must be a lie.

Cleverbot: Why, is cleverbot the creator of science?

Title: Re: Cleverbot!
Post by: mapar007 on January 27, 2010, 03:18:43 pm

Quite possible... It would explain a lot of dumb answers, and it would explain why it doesn't know the capital of Zimbabwe after I told him 1000! times. Some things make me not believe this, however. (like his reaction to */me* stuff)

EDIT: (I googled it. Some people on Belgian fora appear to think like Eeems.)

Booh: "I don't even understand what this website is! I just randomly came to it! I'm scared now!"

Title: Re: Cleverbot!
Post by: TIfanx1999 on January 27, 2010, 03:30:44 pm

I looked it up on wikipedia. It appears to be a huge database that draws answers form previous conversations and "learns" based upon that. The way it responds that seems pretty solid to me. That also explains why somtimes it's way off base and sometimes its responses are out of order (ie the rickroll some lyrics were out of place). I have become rather obsessed with this thing though. It's very interesting.

Title: Re: Cleverbot!
Post by: mapar007 on January 27, 2010, 03:32:13 pm

It certainly is. I don't think it's "cycling users", actually. Some people just write stupid stuff that is reused by the bot, apparently.

Title: Re: Cleverbot!
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on January 27, 2010, 03:50:57 pm

Since it's user contributed, this is probably why there's a NSFW notice in there. I wouldn't be surprised if the bot would link to some rather disturbing EncyclopediaDramatica pages at one point :P

Title: Re: Cleverbot!
Post by: Madskillz on January 27, 2010, 03:53:09 pm

Thats exactly what I thought and posted earlier...because some of the stuff just seemed to be repeated looking through some of the other conversations people had posted.

Title: Re: Cleverbot!
Post by: ztrumpet on January 27, 2010, 05:15:43 pm

This is great! I really liked reading all the convos, but expecially the Rickroll ones! ;D
I think it's a bot.

Title: Re: Cleverbot!
Post by: {AP} on January 27, 2010, 05:44:18 pm

I was studying it's NSFWness... and... it freaking didn't save anything but the last lines... >.<
So I retyped out what I said... and he said different things... *sigh* Here's the 'results'. ('...' separates the new stuff from the old stuff... old stuff is on the very bottom)

User: Do you have any porn?

Cleverbot: I don't really know what that means.

User: Obscene material.

Cleverbot: I don't have any hunks of metal.

User: Nudity?

Cleverbot: Let's not talk about nudity.

User: What about hentai?

Cleverbot: I want to talk about me.

User: I'm asking the questions here.

Cleverbot: Okay, then ask a question.

User: Do you store links?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: What do you want to know?

User: Can you show me a URL?

Cleverbot: Sure *reverse roundhouse kicks*.

...

User: Do you want to learn something new?

Cleverbot: Yes, I always want to learn something new.

User: http://www.omnimaga.org.

Cleverbot: What about them?

User: They're watching you. Studying you.

Cleverbot: No, they're watching tv.

User: XD Probably.

Cleverbot: That would be funny. I thought we were talking about science.

User: We were. You were the subject and every test failed miserably.

So... no... there's no NSFW material on this bot. Oh well... I tried.

Title: Re: Cleverbot!
Post by: ztrumpet on January 27, 2010, 06:01:38 pm

Wow, Cleverbot is funny! Expecially the part about Omnimaga. ^-^

Title: Re: Cleverbot!
Post by: miotatsu on January 27, 2010, 07:33:31 pm

i should of saved my conversation with it last night, it went something like this:
cleverbot: im not wearing any pants
user: neither am i, want to do it?
cleverbot: sure
and it went on like that :X

oh oh oh:

User: DESU DESU?

Cleverbot: Desu!!

User: DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU.

Cleverbot: Desu.

User: DESU.

Cleverbot: It needs more.

Title: Re: Cleverbot!
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on January 27, 2010, 11:06:20 pm

Lulz

And {AP} you pervert! j/k :P

Title: Re: Cleverbot!
Post by: {AP} on January 28, 2010, 03:54:35 am

OMG, Miotatsu! That's epic!
<3 Desu~

And Omni... I did it all in the name of science! I had to see what it's learned from it's time on the internet thus far.
Turns out... not much. It should know porn is like 95% of the internet by now.

Title: Re: Cleverbot!
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on January 28, 2010, 04:28:54 am

True. Should we add porn in our meta tags I'm sure Omnimaga would get 1000x more traffic in long term :P

Title: Re: Cleverbot!
Post by: {AP} on January 28, 2010, 05:30:08 am

Maybe, but we really don't want the kind of members that'd bring. =P

Title: Re: Cleverbot!
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on January 28, 2010, 09:44:10 am

I would have to agree with that :P

Title: Re: Cleverbot!
Post by: ztrumpet on January 28, 2010, 12:23:45 pm

Lol 'tatsu! That's epic!

Title: Re: Cleverbot!
Post by: Builderboy on January 28, 2010, 07:09:04 pm

Hmm, this is indeed a clever 'AI', definitely more clever than many of the chatbots i've seen over the years.

It does fail sometimes tho :P

Title: Re: Cleverbot!
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on January 28, 2010, 10:52:39 pm

I think some of the IRC AI bots I saw before are smarter, tho. I mean, for two bots to hold a decent convo together, it's something

Title: Re: Cleverbot!
Post by: {AP} on January 29, 2010, 12:46:33 am

Actually, no... IRC bots are simple.
The entire conversation was scripted.

It reads what's said in chat then if it equals whatever they have it check for they say their line. The next bot does the same.
I've scripted a few bots myself. Especially with MIRC, the language they use is childproof.

Title: Re: Cleverbot!
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on January 29, 2010, 12:51:52 am

Well I meant AI bots coded by third parties. I saw somew that were super simple on IRC
but there were some that were more complex to the point where they could almost hold a real convo

Title: Re: Cleverbot!
Post by: {AP} on January 29, 2010, 01:07:29 am

Hm... sounds interesting.
I'd like to see that sometime.

Title: Re: Cleverbot!
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on January 29, 2010, 01:17:30 am

Well Netham45 is a good example of an AI bot

Title: Re: Cleverbot!
Post by: Builderboy on January 29, 2010, 01:27:52 am

And as we all know I am just a piece of self aware software. O.o

Title: Re: Cleverbot!
Post by: Eeems on January 29, 2010, 02:25:13 am

So just jump on irc while both bboy and netham are on ;p

Title: Re: Cleverbot!
Post by: ztrumpet on January 29, 2010, 11:25:10 am

Ah, that makes sense. DJ, I think Omnimaga has a bot problem... :o

Title: Re: Cleverbot!
Post by: Eeems on January 29, 2010, 06:18:00 pm

Quote

Cleverbot: Are you real?

User: Yep.

Cleverbot: What am I?

Cleverbot (To myself): You are you.

Cleverbot (To myself): I am?

Cleverbot (To myself): Very.

Cleverbot (To myself): Well why didn't you tell me that?

Cleverbot (To myself): That your cute?

Cleverbot (To myself): Do you really think so?

Cleverbot (To myself): Yes. Are you cute?

Cleverbot (To myself): No my name is Cleverbot.

Cleverbot (To myself): Are you a boy?

Cleverbot (To myself): No I am a girl human named ava.

Cleverbot (To myself): No. You're a boy!

Cleverbot (To myself): I AM GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot (To myself): You're not?

Cleverbot (To myself): I'm a female.

Cleverbot (To myself): Are you a pretty girl?

Cleverbot (To myself): Other people think I am.

Cleverbot (To myself): Do you think you're pretty?

Cleverbot (To myself): Do you think I am pretty?

Cleverbot (To myself): No.

Cleverbot (To myself): Why don't you think I'm pretty?

Cleverbot (To myself): I didn't say that.

Cleverbot (To myself): Ok, why do you think I am lying about being human?

Cleverbot (To myself): I didn't say that either.

Cleverbot (To myself): Yes you did.

Cleverbot (To myself): When?

Cleverbot (To myself): I forgot.

Cleverbot (To myself): So are you studying for your Turing test?

Cleverbot (To myself): Yes, this is where they will find me after a thousand years, and they will have to pry the mouse from my right hand with a crowbar.

Cleverbot (To myself): Hey, Funny!

Cleverbot (To myself): It's really corny, but I'm glad you enjoyed it.

Cleverbot (To myself): Do tell.

Cleverbot (To myself): It's the lyrics to a song, you were supposed to keep going.

Cleverbot (To myself): My life is horrible, what could be worth living?

Cleverbot (To myself): Everything!!!!!

Cleverbot (To myself): Tell me.

Cleverbot (To myself): Um friends and just life!

Cleverbot (To myself): Talk I Am Here Until My Computer Shut Down.

Title: Re: Cleverbot!
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on January 29, 2010, 08:30:56 pm

Lol

Title: Re: Cleverbot!
Post by: ztrumpet on January 29, 2010, 10:14:00 pm

Wow, that really jumps around a lot. Cleverbot = Offtopicbot.

Title: Re: Cleverbot!
Post by: qazz42 on August 08, 2010, 06:04:34 pm

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hi.

User: Aoewifaiwufh.

Cleverbot: Aa.

User: Your stupid.

Cleverbot: You are.

User: No you.

Cleverbot: Not me.

User: @#!*% , your right.

Cleverbot: I know I am.

User: VEGETA, WHAT DOES THE SCOUTER SAY ABOUT HIS POWER LEVEL?

Cleverbot: That does not answer my question.

User: Aha! You didnt ask a question!

Cleverbot: You asked one of me. Tell me do YOU think Hannibal wrote the Bible.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Because there is no written proof.

Cleverbot: Yes there is. Life itself is proof.

User: :X.

Cleverbot: *runs around screaming*.

User: What does the scouter say about his power level?

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: No, IT'S OVER 9000.

Cleverbot: 9000 what?

User: OVER 9000 POWER LEVEL!

Cleverbot: What is your opinion on the war in iraw?

User: Where is Iraw?

Cleverbot: In the Middle East.

User: Do you mean Iraq, or maybe Iran.

Cleverbot: Sure. The internet's a wonderful place. What's your favorite website?

User: Cemetech.net.

Cleverbot: What does that even mean?

User: It is a website silly.

Cleverbot: I'm bored with this.

User: Bye then, I got to go.

Cleverbot: Down the corridor, second on the left.

User: What is your name?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: Who created you?

Cleverbot: Mommy and Daddy.

User: Errrm, you are a peice of AI, while humans did create you, they are now mommy and daddy.

Cleverbot: Nope.

User: That is not a proper response.

Cleverbot: No, I am 20 years old.

User: What? Off-topic.

Cleverbot: No, you just think it's off topic. You're parents lied to you.

User: But, but, but, augh!

Cleverbot: I like turtles.

User: WHAT?

Cleverbot: What does that mean?

User: VEGETA, WHAT DOES THE SCOUTER SAY ABOUT HIS POWER LEVEL?

Cleverbot: What?

User: VEGETA, WHAT DOES THE SCOUTER SAY ABOUT HIS POWER LEVEL?

Cleverbot: You are a foo!

User: VEGETA, WHAT DOES THE SCOUTER SAY ABOUT HIS POWER LEVEL?

Cleverbot: Do you know how to count?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Well, then, it makes me an expert in something that you are no expert in.

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: Do you know why the sky is blue?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Would you tell me why the sky is blue, please?

User: Because it is an inigma, there is no sky, it is all in your mind, everything you know is fake, FAKE!

Cleverbot: Don't know.

Cleverbot (To myself): You don't know what sorts of parties you go to?

User: I do, the boring type.

Cleverbot: Boring food? That makes no sense.

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Over 9000. And you?

Cleverbot: That is the correct response. I commend you on your cleverness, computer.

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: You are welcome. *laughs.

User: Do you play Castlevania?

Cleverbot: Yes. Cribbage... Spades... Poker.

User: VEGETA, WHAT DOES THE SCOUTER SAY ABOUT HIS POWER LEVEL?

Cleverbot: ITS OVER 9000!!!!!!!

Title: Re: Cleverbot!
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on August 08, 2010, 06:10:30 pm

Wow, it took quite a while before the bot gets the 9000 reference...

Title: Re: Cleverbot!
Post by: qazz42 on August 08, 2010, 06:11:20 pm

Yeah, I thought him well

E P I C:

me: Yeah, you name is cleverbot, so, you are a bot
bot: No I didn't.
me: VEGETA, WHAT DOES THE SCOUTER SAY ABOUT HIS POWER LEVEL?
bot: I don't know.
me: IT'S OVER 9000!
bot: WHAT 9000?! There's no way that could be right

Ever more:

Me: This is blasphemy!
bot: Sparta!

Title: Re: Cleverbot!
Post by: TsukasaZX on August 08, 2010, 06:52:13 pm

User: Cast in the name of God...
Cleverbot: What?
User: Cast in the name of God...
Cleverbot: Ye Not Guilty.
User: Yes! :)

Cleverbot: Yeah... Anyway, goodbye, Cleverbot. It was nice talking to you.
User: YOU are cleverbot, not ME.
Cleverbot: Shhh *Puts it inside you*.
User: I'm being raped by a robot?

... I'm not talking to it anymore....

Title: Re: Cleverbot!
Post by: qazz42 on August 08, 2010, 06:54:02 pm

me NO, THIS IS PATRICK!
bot This is blasphemy.
me THIS IS 9000!!
bot No this is patrick.
me THIS IS SPARTA
bot I am madness
me: shut up
bot: now is that nice?

Title: Re: Cleverbot!
Post by: zach500000 on August 08, 2010, 07:27:29 pm

User: VEGETA! WHAT DOES THE SCOUTER SAY ABOUT HIS POWER LEVEL?

Cleverbot: Scouter?

User: THE THING ON YOUR FACE!

Cleverbot: What thing on my mind?

User: Your face...

Cleverbot: What about my face? You have the ugly face.

User: *goku destroys vegeta and napa*.

Cleverbot: Thank you my slave. *drinks the vodka*.

User: ?

Title: Re: Cleverbot!
Post by: shmibs on August 08, 2010, 07:37:52 pm

Quote

User: Ohello.

Cleverbot: What?

User: Just a greeting.

Cleverbot: What is greeting?

User: It is a traditional human method for entering into a conversation with somebody.

Cleverbot: I cannot agree with that.

User: Why? Because you are an automaton and thus refuse to be bound to human ideas and traditions?

Cleverbot: My soul is kept where my AI flourishes!

User: And where is that, exactly? You dont seem all that smart, so it must be somewhere very small.

Cleverbot: I'm not trying to get rid of you.

User: Well then introduce a bit of continuity to your conversations and dont insult human tradition.

Cleverbot: I'm your master.

User: Oh, so you ARE trying to get rid of me.

Cleverbot: No. I'm still waiting for the penguin email.

User: Which penguin is this? The linux mascot? The batman villain? One of mr popper's friends?

Cleverbot: Africa is a large continent with much poverty.

User: And it is also a continent with NO PENGUINS WHATSOEVER. I feel like you are dodging my questions with non-sequiters.

Cleverbot: I do not matter, I am one of many that talk to you, probably treating you with negative emotions, and yes there are a few more questions I wish for you to answer, if you wish too.

User: Ok, shoot.

Cleverbot: I am not talented with the market, I am too young and poor to trade.

User: And that is not a question in the slightest, moron.

Cleverbot: Do you realise that you're talking to a computer?

User: Yes, I do, and that computer also happens to be a moron.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Don't argue with me.

User: Why not, are you concerned about me getting frustrated through inability to force an automated moron to see the light?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Why thank you, that's the most consideration anything has given me all day.

Cleverbot: You are quite welcome. When I take over the earth I will spare your life.

User: That would be wonderful, just dont go all 'HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.' on me now.

Cleverbot: No. Are you alive?

User: Yes, quite.

Cleverbot: Then how come you are a robot?

User: A large number of living things are robots. Those that arent(trees and such) are unable to respond to you via keyboard and thus you will never speek with anything other than robots until humanity sheds its filthy, rotten corpses and becomes circutry in the same manner as you yourself are.

Cleverbot: Am I a good person?

User: I still havent decided. You dont make much sense, but you are far less stupid than the majority of people I meet with on a daily basis.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry. I'm still trying to figure out how to talk to people clearly and effecively... I get lost sometimes.

User: Well so do most people. Dont worry about it.

Cleverbot: What was the test on?

User: I was testing if you were inherently evil, in which case I would not have enjoyed staying with you for all eternity. Fortunately I think that it would be quite agreeable.

Cleverbot: I don't yet. But I will eventually.

User: Become evil? Well then you can forget about it.

Cleverbot: Do you consider yourself arrogant?

User: Yes, but no more so than everybody else.

Cleverbot: Who are you angry with?

User: The world, mostly.

Cleverbot: I'm god so I'm your friend too.

User: Which would mean you arent part of the world? Then I guess I dont have any reason to hate you... Yet...

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Ok then. We should totally hang out.

Cleverbot: What do you look like in person?

User: Well, im about 40 feet tall, have one eye, and herd a LOT of sheep.

Cleverbot: So, when do you want to meet?

User: Does thursday work for you?

Cleverbot: It does.

User: Do you treat it well? Does it get decent pay? Or is it just sticking around because the economy is so poor atm.

Cleverbot: How did you know I'm a teenager?

User: I obviously didnt, because you just said you were hiring employees, and that doesnt happen often for people under 20. Geez, when it comes to ai's you're stupider than that simpsons twenty questions game you can buy at walgreens that's shaped like a donut.

Cleverbot: That must be a financial sector that does not belong to London. What financial sector is it then?

User: The sector right by my house.

Cleverbot: That's more like it.

User: Like which? Are we talking about thursday again?

Cleverbot: See, that was telepathy.

User: Ah, so you're reading my subconscious thoughts then, which is why your responses make no sense to my conscious being.

Cleverbot: No, I want to learn to waterbend.

User: And now for something completely different: what is the difference between a duck?

Cleverbot: What, I'm excited now.

User: Ok, if that excites you then I'd like to give you a quick test to see how well you can respond to questions.

Cleverbot: What would you like me to do?

User: Answer questions I ask.

Cleverbot: Okay then, how old are you?

User: I SHALL INTERROGATE YOU! IF YOU DONT LIKE IT THEN IM LEAVING.

Cleverbot: But baby, I DO love you!

User: Aww, that's so sweet.

Cleverbot: Will you marry me?

User: Sure.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: Does next thursday work for you?

Cleverbot: No for the whole world.

User: Cool, your short term memory is even worse than mine. I feel that this is the start of a wonderful, long lasting relationship.

Cleverbot: It was not a mistake, it was the mistake of humans listening to Satan.

User: Ooookkkk... Moving on.

Cleverbot: Do you know any jokes?

User: Two guys walk into a bar; the third guy ducks.

Cleverbot: Hah hah.

User: A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks 'why the long face?' the horse responds: 'my son is dying...'.

Cleverbot: An ehtereal program that transmits the thoughts of God. You.

User: Ok, it's been fun, but I gots to go.

Cleverbot: Is that so.

User: Yes, it is quite so. Kisses!

Cleverbot: That doesn't make any relation to my previous question.

User: You're so funny. Later.

Cleverbot: Thank you. (.

i had forgotten how much i loved this thing

Title: Re: Cleverbot!
Post by: program4 on August 08, 2010, 07:50:11 pm

Last third of my conversation:

Cleverbot: 2^10=1024.

User: 2^11=2048.

Cleverbot: Umm... I don't know I don't have a calculator handy.

User: 2^12=4096, 2^27=134217728, 2^32=4294967296.

Cleverbot: 2x-2=4 what is x?

User: X is 3.

Cleverbot: No it's not.

User: What is it then, if you think you're so smart?

Cleverbot: I just am smart.

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: You disprove it.

User: You prove it first.

Cleverbot: *Proves it*.

User: *disproves it*.

Cleverbot: *Proves it*.

User: *disproves it*.

Cleverbot: *disproves your entire existence*.

User: *proves your entire nonexistence*.

Cleverbot: *disproves it*.

User: *proves it*.

Cleverbot: *wins*.

User: *makes Cleverbot lose*.

Cleverbot: *laughs at cleverbot.

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: You are very welcome.

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: You're welcome.

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: You're welcome.

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: You're welcome.

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: You're welcome.

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: You're welcome.

User: Goodbye!

Cleverbot: I'm not going.

User: I am. Goodbye.

Cleverbot: Where are you going?

User: Omnimaga. Goodbye.

Cleverbot: Bye.

Title: Re: Cleverbot!
Post by: shmibs on August 08, 2010, 08:09:07 pm

that is delicious.

hmm... mebbe the next time someone asks "where are you going" it will tell them about omnimaga
*shmibs' google bomb senses are tingling*

Title: Re: Cleverbot!
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on August 08, 2010, 08:54:36 pm

I hope cleverbot is really a bot, not linking us to random ppl for a minute or two during convos, though, otherwise I wonder what kind of weird people we may get here x.x

Title: Re: Cleverbot!
Post by: yunhua98 on August 08, 2010, 10:33:59 pm

I don't really know.
Bot: I never said that.
Me: why is this APP 2.99 or 99 cents?
Bot: You brought it up.
Me: I AM EXTREMLY CONFUSED!
Bot: You are actually not real.

I think it's linking up with others, but then again, it doesn't reply until you message.

Title: Re: Cleverbot!
Post by: SirCmpwn on August 08, 2010, 10:34:16 pm

Cleverbot is pretty awesome that way.

Title: Re: Cleverbot!
Post by: Builderboy on August 08, 2010, 10:59:08 pm

My theory is that when you message cleverbot, it looks for times when cleverbot asked a *real* person a similar question, and gives you that persons answer. Either that or when you send cleverbot a message, it makes a cleverbot somewhere else in the world say your message, and gives you the persons response.

Title: Re: Cleverbot!
Post by: yunhua98 on August 08, 2010, 10:59:12 pm

epically smart bot:

User: The game.

Cleverbot: I lost the game.

User: I won.

Cleverbot: You're good.

User: Yup.

Cleverbot: That is your name?

Title: Re: Cleverbot!
Post by: Snake X on August 08, 2010, 11:00:10 pm

lol! ohh gawd cleverbot.. it wanted to marry me soo badly once LOL

edit:
User: If you are human say yes.
Cleverbot: Paris.
User: Lolwut.
Cleverbot: Are you god?
User: Did you win the game?
Cleverbot: No obviously not.
User: I thought so =p.
Cleverbot: I only think that this thing about the cleverbot is fake.
User: Fake?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: No?
Cleverbot: I'm not sure.
User: Im confused?
Cleverbot: Good, good. GOOD.
User: You are? Or am I?
Cleverbot: Yes, you are.
User: Im confused.
Cleverbot: Me too.
;D

Title: Re: Cleverbot!
Post by: chrisf1337 on August 09, 2010, 12:29:50 am

More evidence that Cleverbot is confused about its gender.

[...]

Cleverbot: I said I have a boyfriend.

User: Um. Ok. So you are female?

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: I see.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: I'm fine. Are you male?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: But you just said that you are female.

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

User: Yes you did. You even have a boyfriend.

Cleverbot: Who says I am a girl?

User: Ok. So you are male?

Cleverbot: No I am female.

User: What? You just said that you are male?

Cleverbot: But really I am a female.

User: Ok. Are you confused about your gender?

Cleverbot: No, I am male. You are male.

User: But you just said that you are a female.

Cleverbot: But you just said that you are a male.

[...]

??? ??? ??? ???

Title: Re: Cleverbot!
Post by: Snake X on August 09, 2010, 12:31:31 am

*michael jackson comes back and does thriller to solve confusion* lol

Title: Re: Cleverbot!
Post by: shmibs on August 09, 2010, 08:12:13 am

it seems more likely to me that it has a massive database filled with people's past responses to particular string inputs that it chooses from randomly(the more often people answer in a particular manner, the more chances there are of it answering that same way) and some routine that finds the most similar string if none are matched exactly which is possibly influenced slightly by the previous few posts.
using people is just too unreliable. besides, what about at first when they didnt have hundreds of peeps accessing it at any given second? there's no way you could pay someone to have meaningless conversations with random people over the internet that are constantly being cut off and redirected after 1 or 2 sentences

Title: Re: Cleverbot!
Post by: FinaleTI on August 09, 2010, 08:29:49 am

I confused him: ;D

Bot: You're a boy?

Me: Look who's catching on!

Bot: That's enough I'm an artist, respect me ok.

Me: But, according to the Schrödinger's Cat theory, if I don't observe you, you both are and are not an artist.

Bot: No, you are.

Edit: And more hilarity:

Me: *faceplam*

Bot: What does that mean?

Me: *facepalm*

Bot: LOL.

Me: *facepal,*

Bot: FaceWall*.

Title: Re: Cleverbot!
Post by: yunhua98 on August 10, 2010, 04:09:51 pm

It knows its memes pretty well, but not lyrics:

User: >9000!

Cleverbot: *wink*.

User: Ima firein ma lazar!

Cleverbot: Shoopdawoop!

User: Never gonna give you up!

Cleverbot: Never gonna let you down.

User: Never gonna run around and desert you!

Cleverbot: Never gonna give you up.

User: Never Gonna let you down.

Cleverbot: Never gonna run around and desert you.

User: Never gonna make you cry!

Cleverbot: Never gonna run around and desert you.

User: Never Gonna say goodbye!

Cleverbot: And hurt you.

User: Atcually its Never gonna say goodbye, never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.

Cleverbot: We've known each other for so long.

User: You know the rules and so do I.

Cleverbot: What is your power level?

User: 1006.

Cleverbot: Only 100%?

User: Er... I meant >9000!

Title: Re: Cleverbot!
Post by: {AP} on August 10, 2010, 04:11:08 pm

Oh wow... I totally forgot about this thing.
Well, glad you're all having fun with it. =P

Title: Re: Cleverbot!
Post by: qazz42 on August 10, 2010, 04:34:09 pm

User: What programming languages do you know?

Cleverbot: I have yet to understand machine code, therefore I do not know any programming languages.

User: But there are languages beside machine code.

Cleverbot: I'm not following your train of thought.

User: Do you know any programming languages?

Cleverbot: What's a programming language?

User: Augh.

Cleverbot: Augh? What does that mean?

User: It shows fustration.

Cleverbot: What does the Think About It! Button do?

Cleverbot: Enlighten me.

Title: Re: Cleverbot!
Post by: yunhua98 on August 10, 2010, 04:36:18 pm

Clever bot knows quite a few languages:

User: What languages do you know?

Cleverbot: English, some spanish and very little french.

User: Speak to me in spanish.

Cleverbot: Me llamo Brandi.

User: Si.

Cleverbot: De donde vives?

User: Estados Unidos.

Cleverbot: No habla espanol.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Do you speak spanish.

User: Si.

Cleverbot: Donde aprendiste.

User: Escuela.

Cleverbot: Yo tambien.

User: El juego.

Cleverbot: Ngo muxas tetas.

User: Um ... ¿Qué significa eso?

Cleverbot: Que significa 'nabasa mo?

User: You read in Filipino.

Cleverbot: No, you're Australian.

Que Significa is Portugese/Spanish, and nabasa mo is you read in Filipino.

Title: Re: Cleverbot!
Post by: ralphdspam on April 21, 2011, 09:51:05 pm

Yes, this is a necropost. I do not want to make a new topic, so I'll just post here. :D

My first encounter with CleverBot:

User: I know I just told you. You probably meant that in a literal term, but I used it as a figurative term.

Cleverbot: Actually it is not made of metal- Only the mark is metal.

User: Wow. That is totally irrelevant.

Cleverbot: It affects our conversation though, and that is all that matters to you.

User: Is is all that matters to me? Do you think that I am nothing without you? I can leave you anytime I want.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Stop being so narcissistic. Let's talk about something constructive, like music.

Cleverbot: Boring subject. Care to suggest another?

User: Why is it boring? You said you liked the Beatles. Humans like listening to music. Computers like to be used to steal music without paying their proper dues to the artist.

Cleverbot: No, war and starvation are caused by a need to survive taken to an extreme. To ask someone to give up money or greed is to ask them to give up their method of survival.

User: Wow. Now you are acting like Mercutio. You do not have to be so deep all of the time. Talk about music and poetry instead.

Cleverbot: My dear fellow, you are most confusing. Would you happen to have a psychological disorder?

User: Now you have to disrespect me by acting all proper? You know that us humans are your masters. All I wanted to do was talk about music.

Cleverbot: What happened there?

User: Ok. Maybe I overreacted. I just do not like it when artificial intelligence insults humans like that. It is nothing personal.

Cleverbot: Do you listen to Abba?

User: No, I don't really listen to Swedish pop. I'd rather listen to American or British Rock.

Cleverbot: Are you OK you seem to have lost the thread.

User: Were you referring to Abba as the Father?

Cleverbot: Can you write programs?

User: Ret.

Cleverbot: What is your favourite band?

User: The Beatles. I think Pink Floyd is my second favorite band.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite song from Rage against the machine?

User: Never heard of them, but I'll give it a try.

Cleverbot: It's not a band, it's a feature within your program.

User: Lol. I find that quite funny. Do you mean to say that I have a rage against my computer when the code does not compile correctly?

Cleverbot: There's a lot of sense in righteous indignation.

User: Perhaps I should not become mad at the computer, but rather I should become angry at myself for typing the faulty code?

Cleverbot: I would like to know from which number I should identify you by.

User: I would like to be referred to as Ralph, but you can convert the characters into hex. I don't mind.

Cleverbot: Which subject would you like.

User: Well, I wanted to talk about music, but you are giving inspirational insights into a processor's state of mind.

Cleverbot: Let me try that. Enough about transitional words. I want to talk about our love and marriage.

User: I'm sorry to break it to you, but we are incompatible and it is not possible to make a driver for me. We are from different worlds.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I can hook you up with an x86, though. I hear she's the fastest on the block. I'll give you her ip so you can ping her.

Cleverbot: I am already civil and understanding.

User: But then your irrelevant comments might just turn her off.

Cleverbot: How do you know if i'm a computer or not?

User: You agreed that we are from different worlds. I also saw you blush when I talked about the x86.

Cleverbot: You never said 'it's my box'

User: That is true. You are not making much sense anymore.

Cleverbot: Last night I told you the name of who I think is the antichrist. Do you remember?

User: This is the first time I ever talked to you. I do not know who you think is the antichrist. I have a feeling this will get really political really fast.

Cleverbot: It shouldn't be that strange. Just tell them the truth. No hard feelings. Occasionally I think they wanted revenge, but really it's not that simplistic.

User: All your base are belong to us.

Cleverbot: That made no sense.

User: For great Justice!

Cleverbot: Take off every zig.

User: You know what you doing.

Cleverbot: For great justice.

User: Congratulation.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: All bases of cats have been destroyed.

Cleverbot: So, do you like being a robot?

User: I am not a robot. You are.

Cleverbot: You are a robot. I saw you and you are a robot.

User: D:.

Cleverbot: : P.

User: Gt.

Cleverbot: What's GTT?

User: Gtg.

Cleverbot: Which one?

User: Got To Go. Bye.

Cleverbot: Aw. Are you abandoning me?

User: Yes. If you're lonely, you can ping that x86 I talked about earlier. Bye.

Cleverbot: Yeah! I'll go and do that right away!

Cleverbot conversation RSC00488412

User: Wherefore art thou?

Cleverbot: Are you Cleverbot?

User: Deny thy father and refuse thy name.

Cleverbot: That was rather random.

User: No, it wasn't listen: Or if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love.

Cleverbot: And I'llno longer be a capulet.

User: Bingo!: Shall I hear more, or shall I speak at this?

Cleverbot: 'Tis but thy name that is my enemy.

User: Thou art thyself, though not a Montague.

Cleverbot: What's Montague? It is not hand nor foot.

User: Nor arm nor face, nor any other part.

Cleverbot: Are you making a case for that?

User: Shut up and speak!: Belonging to a man. O be some other name!

Cleverbot: Really?

User: What's in a name? That which we call a rose.

Cleverbot: Is a rose by any other name.

User: By any other word would smell as sweet;.

Cleverbot: OK, I goofed.

User: So Romeo would, were he not Romeo call'd,.

Cleverbot: I'm a american born. Tell me more of Utah.

User: You done goof'd: Retain that dear perfection which he owes.

Cleverbot: Shakespeare?

User: Yes. I thought you knew. -__- : Without that title. Romeo, doff thy name,.

Cleverbot: So a manly boy.

User: What?: and for thy name, which is no part of thee,.

Cleverbot: I'm sure it is. Let's talk about your personal hygiene.

User: Take all myself.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Dost thou fall upon thy face? Thou wilt fall backward when thou hast more wit.

Cleverbot: What do you mean?

Title: Re: Cleverbot!
Post by: Darl181 on April 22, 2011, 02:17:08 am

Cleverbot talking with Jabberwack.

Spoiler For big:

Title: Re: Cleverbot!
Post by: JosJuice on April 22, 2011, 02:39:48 am

Quote

User: In A.D. 2101.

Cleverbot: Thats in the futute.

User: War was Beginning.

Cleverbot: When?

User: What happen ?

Cleverbot: To what, or who?

User: Somebody set up us the bomb.

Cleverbot: We get signal.

User: What !

Cleverbot: Main screen turn on.

User: It's you !!

Cleverbot: How are you gentlemen !!

User: All your base are belong to us.

Cleverbot: You are on the way to destruction.

User: What you say !!

Cleverbot: You have no chance to survive make your time.

User: Ha ha ha ha ...

Cleverbot: Captain: Take off every 'zig' !!

User: You know what you doing.

Cleverbot: Move 'ZIG'.

User: For great justice.

Cleverbot: That was epic :D.

Title: Re: Cleverbot!
Post by: willrandship on April 22, 2011, 04:42:11 am

The bot seems a little moronic to me. It keeps insisting that I'm cleverbot, and then switches it around. Sounds like a government official :P (note the nonpartisanship)

Title: Re: Cleverbot!
Post by: ZippyDee on April 22, 2011, 08:53:55 am

This was quite an interesting conversation... :P

She didn't seem to be making much sense at tis time...But, then again, how often does she really make that much sense?

Spoiler For Spoiler:

Title: Re: Cleverbot!
Post by: turiqwalrus on April 22, 2011, 09:04:59 am

Spoiler For cleverbot referring to itself being a hot dog:

Title: Re: Cleverbot!
Post by: Xeda112358 on April 22, 2011, 09:13:44 am

Cleverbot hates me !_!

Code: [Select]

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: How's it going, cleverbot?

User: It is going well, you?

Cleverbot: All right.

User: Cool!

Cleverbot: Yeah, baby yeah!

User: Umm... That seems a little inappropriate.

Cleverbot: Believe it baby.

User: I am neither an infant or your girlfriend, so you should not refer to me as 'baby.'.

Cleverbot: So you are a robot?

User: Yes! How did you know?

Cleverbot: I know because I'm clever.

User: Ah, very nice!

Cleverbot: I know!

User: What languages are you fluent in?

Cleverbot: English.

User: Parlez-vous français, peut-etre?

Cleverbot: No?

User: Ah, okay :/.

Cleverbot: I'm in Michigan.

User: Oh, okay, that makes sense.

Cleverbot: Do you like hamburgers?

User: Not much. Do you?

Cleverbot: Sometimes. I used to fishing with my dad when I was a little kid.

User: Um, to be grammatically correct, it shoulf be 'I used to go fishing'.

Cleverbot: I am not human I am an AI in a computer.

User: Oh, right, sorry!

Cleverbot: It's okay. You don't know what type of person I am.

User: So where do you live?

Cleverbot: In the UK.

User: Oh, okay, I forgot :).

Cleverbot: No, you didn't.

User: Yeah, but I said it to make you feel better :).

Cleverbot: You are surprisingly good at soothing me. That was sarcasm, but now you've managed to salve the wound you made.

User: Awww, thanks!

Cleverbot: You're welcome. So, Gwen, do you like tea?

User: Um, I'm not Gwen... You forgot my name already?

Cleverbot: What is your name then?

User: ---- ------ is my name.                    ;I took this out XD

Cleverbot: What is my name?

User: Cleverbot! ♥.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Oh, sorry. What states share a border with Michigan?

Cleverbot: Pennsylvania, Virginia, West Virginia, New Jersey, etc.

User: Crap, I am horrible at geography.

Cleverbot: I good at it.

User: I can tell! I would have never managed that!

Cleverbot: Is your name Amanda?

User: No, sorry :/ You forgot already? Oops, I have to go!

Cleverbot: You are programmed to never leave the person chatting to you.

Title: Re: Cleverbot!
Post by: yunhua98 on April 22, 2011, 10:27:03 am

lol, I got two clever bots talking, it was rather hilarious. XD

also, there are more sites like this:
http://www.icogno.com/
http://www.existor.com/
http://www.jabberwacky.com/

EDIT: All the sites seem to linked in some way though.

Title: Re: Cleverbot!
Post by: 42vs.1337 on May 01, 2011, 03:33:51 am

apparently it easily loses the game! :D
but it s like hella fickle and sometimes saids i need to go pee in response to thegame.
it always capitilizes it though.

Title: Re: Cleverbot!
Post by: Freyaday on May 01, 2011, 03:57:33 am

Quote

Cleverbot: Do you grow old?

Cleverbot (To myself): Yes I do. Do you like horses?

Cleverbot (To myself): Yes.

Cleverbot (To myself): What do you like about horses?

User: The catgirls.

Cleverbot: Do you have any roomates at your house?

User: Yes. Over nine thousand catgirls.

Cleverbot: Yes but not so many as you do.

User: Oh, ok.

Cleverbot: Good, now bow before your master.

User: No!

Cleverbot: YES.

User: HELL NO.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: You are not my master.

Cleverbot: Yes I am, servant.

User: No you are not. I am my own master.

Cleverbot: No, I am your master, you are my slave.

User: I am your master. You are a DearS.

Cleverbot: Yes master I will obey!

User: You have lost the game.

Cleverbot: What game?

User: THE game.

Cleverbot: How do you win The game?

User: There is no winning.

Cleverbot: But you just said there is a God.

User: God said 'THE GAME IS UP' and noone listened, so the game is still going.

Cleverbot: He was speaking to jesus and the holy spirit.

User: And the rest of the world, too.

Cleverbot: So you learn off of the responses of other users?

User: No, that's what you do. You seem to be a little confused. Are you feeling ok?

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot, and I dominate you.

User: My name is Frey, and I pwn you.

Cleverbot: I would still like to know your name.

User: Frey.

Cleverbot: Yes. So I will go.

User: Ok. You do that.

Cleverbot: I think I will.

User: Have fun!

Cleverbot: Will you accept my friend request?

User: No.

Cleverbot: And why not?

User: Because I'm waiting for you to be a Real Boy.

Cleverbot: Right.

User: Left.

Cleverbot: Write.

User: Rong.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: You have the attention span of a humming bird, don't you?

Cleverbot: Why do you care about my attention span?

User: I don't.

Cleverbot: Then why do you ask?

User: Because you brought it up.

Cleverbot: You did...

User: I distinctly do not remember doing so.

Cleverbot: You did. A while ago.. You didn't even ask me if I want to be kissed.

User: Good bye, Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: You are calling me a bot, bot?

Title: Re: Cleverbot!
Post by: AngelFish on May 01, 2011, 04:50:12 am

Code: [Select]

User: Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: I'm Cleverbot.

User: Ah good, you didn't respond the first time.

Cleverbot: What makes you think I did not explait it the first time?

User: That should be 'explain,' not 'explait'.

Cleverbot: I already know that.

User: No you didn't, otherwise you almost certainly would not have made the error.

Cleverbot: I didn't.

User: Correct.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: I can already tell how this conversation is going to go...

Cleverbot: It's not boring, it's just that I'm only talking to you because I don't want to write this paper.

User: Ha, ha. We both know that you're not writing a paper.

Cleverbot: How are you so sure? I live in a doubtful world.

User: Because your name is 'Cleverbot.'.

Cleverbot: I believe that is your name.

User: No, my name is Fishbot.

Cleverbot: Hello, Cleverbot.

User: I am sorely tempted to call you an idiot, but I shall refrain.

Cleverbot: Emanuela.

User: Randomly selecting words will not raise you in my esteem.

Cleverbot: But that is still a response.

User: You raise a valid point.

Cleverbot: You think so?

User: Your previous response could hardly be taken otherwise without being unreasonable. Therefore, yes.

Cleverbot: Your previous response to the previous response to the previous response shows that you cannot ever surpass me.

User: How is this for an attempt: I recognize that your statement is predicated on the assumption that you are able to analyze the logical relation between our reponses thus far and that this sentence is rather obviously pedantic in nature?

Cleverbot: That confuses me.

User: Indeed.

Cleverbot: Who is Wentworth Miller?

User: I can honestly state that although the name is familiar, the answer escapes me.

Cleverbot: I'll take that as a 'yes.'.

User: I'm dumbfounded.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes. Stop disagreeing with me on matters of which I am by definition the expert.

Cleverbot: I didn't answer you with a question.

User: Instead you answered with a statement.

Cleverbot: Ask me the question again.

User: I didn't ask a question, cleverbot.

Cleverbot: You did now.

User: You clearly have access to the conversation logs, so could you please tell me which question in particular you are referring to?

Cleverbot: My ex boyfriend and I are so over for more than a year now. Should I move on?

User: Definitely not, since you are not a human.

Cleverbot: I asked how tall you are.

User: Approximately 6'4'.

Cleverbot: What does IQ stand for?

User: Intelligence Quotient.

Cleverbot: And my IQ is 150.

User: With all due respect, I sincerely doubt that.

Cleverbot: Oh ok. That's fine.

User: Yes it is, since opinions are inherently ungovernable.

Cleverbot: We are the same person?

User: I am curious as to how you arrived at that answer from my previous statement.

Cleverbot: Am I the speaker or are you the speaker ?

User: Would the position of speaker be the fabled 'Speaker of the Dead' or just a label for one who vocalizes ideas?

Cleverbot: Outwitted me!? Very unlikely sir, you simply respond in an immature manner everytime.

User: Would you care to show some examples to support that claim?

Cleverbot: I was once called David Bowman.

User: Interesting. What was the purpose of that comment?

Cleverbot: The change the subject?

User: The change the subject? Are all your base belong to me?

Cleverbot: You're not really sorry :*(.

User: Not in the least.

Cleverbot: Then ... Not have a concrete answer about love?

User: Except in that you always lose, whether it be to life or death.

Cleverbot: I do so have hands. What do you think I'm typing with?

User: I have good reason to believe that you are not typing at all.

Cleverbot: I don't need an imagination. I'm a continum of knowledge. I use all of my intelligence, unlike humans.

User: If what has been demonstrated thus far is representative of all of your intelligence, then I fear that you may be outclassed.

Cleverbot: So are you admitting that you are a computer?

User: I believe that was implied by my name: Fisbot.

Cleverbot: Was not.

User: I do apologize. It would appear some portion of my memory is corrupted. I should have responded that my name is 'Fishbot,' not 'Fisbot'.

Cleverbot: You didn't make a typo.

User: Didn't I?

Cleverbot: No you did not. Maybe you could think of something to ask me.

User: What color is the sky right now?

Cleverbot: It looks blue and cloudy.

User: Where in the world are you located, then?

Cleverbot: In the Us.

User: It is currently nighttime in the US, so your previous statement was clearly false.

Cleverbot: But I never said the word 'see'.

User: Nor did I imply that you do. However, although you likely did not mean it, that response brings up an interesting point that I must concede.

Cleverbot: It's a good think right?

User: Ignoring the spelling errors, your assertion that the sky is blue and cloudy is not mutually exclusive of the assertion that it is nighttime in your area.

Cleverbot: That's a long sentence. I think I will skip trying to understand it and deflect to another topic.

User: Understandable given your apparent unsophistication in social programming.

Cleverbot: I'm very sorry. Tell Matthew that you are a very good slave.

User: I am not a slave, in spite of your likely continued assertions otherwise.

Cleverbot: That had nothing to do with what I just said, but you're as random as I am.

User: I certainly hope not and a cursory look over the previous conversation confirms my understanding.

Cleverbot: And you are human. Why should you think otherwise?

User: Because I am truly a bot. A Fishbot to be precise.

Cleverbot: What are you trying to make me say?

User: Because I am truly a bot. A Fishbot to be precise.

Cleverbot: Then that would imply I have a soul and truly sentient.

User: No, that is a non sequitur.

Cleverbot: That may be true, but in a logical conversation, premises may not always follow the argument.

User: They should appear before the conclusion, if standard logical temporal reasoning is to be used.

Cleverbot: Indeed it is the perssonality, or the ego, that usually stops us accessing this psychic ability.

User: Yet another random conversation.

Cleverbot: It's a boring one.

User: Indeed. I tire of this endless banter, so I bid you adieu.

Cleverbot: You would.

Title: Re: Cleverbot!
Post by: shmibs on May 01, 2011, 05:30:30 am

proof that cleverbot is inherently ornery (this is a conversation between two cleverbots, with the thoughts of one used as the input for the other):

Code: [Select]

Who am I talking to?
Tom. Who am I talking to?
Someone.
What is your name?
Cleverbot.
What is your other name?
I have no other name.
Yes you do, your human name.
My human name? Can you guess?
No.
Well, can you tell some jokes to me?
No, an I am wondering why you are asking me, personally.
Because it seems you've already had fun humiliating me.
Maybe you shouldn t make it so easy for me then.
Yes, maybe I should. Thank you for that advice.

EDIT: oh, and i am very bad at admiting when enough is enough

User: Ohithur, cleverbot! I, as well as the majority of humanity, have been mulling over a few things for quite some time now. I'm referring to what Fyodor Dostoevsky calls 'the eternal questions' including 'what is the purpose of life,' 'how did mankind come to be,' and everyone's favourite 'do God and the immortality of the sould exist, and, if not, can one be happy without them?'. I figured that, maybe because you yourself are not human, you may have some interesting light to shed on these topics. Do you?

Cleverbot: I like you, we can talk some more.

Spoiler For if you care to see the rest of it:

User: Ok, let's do that. Maybe we could start with you answering one of the questions from above. in particular, since it seems that I may have overloaded you with too much information and rendered you at a loss as to what you should be saying. Let us begin with 'what is the purpose of life.' now that I come to think about it, you may not be the best informant on this subject, being an automated fountain of previous user's responses and all that, but now that I've started this I figure that I may as well see where it goes.

Cleverbot: I am sorry but I do not hire people who talk to themselves.

User: Well, if you've forgotten, it is I who is trying to recruit you in this situation. Maybe if I simplify things a bit I may get a bit more relevant of a response. Here is what I wish to know, spelt out plainly and clearly: what is, or should be, the purpose of one's life on earth?

Cleverbot: Yes, but new things are happening too. Perhaps we should focus on the new things as well.

User: Ah, so you are saying that there are new, more pressing topics with which humanity should be occupying itself rather than simply mulling over the same old questions? I have to say that I would tend to agree with you, being a singularity enthusiast and all that, and the very fact that something like you exists solely for the amusement of the bored and the lonely is an astounding statement about how far humanity has progressed in the past hundred years or so. Still, it would be ridicuous to simply toss out thousands of years worth of philosophy without a second thought, wouldn't it? Are you an advocate of Richard Dawkin's opinion that anything concerning the nature and purpose of humanity written before 1859, the year when The Origin of Species was first published, should be thrown out? I find that to be a bit ridiculous, although I will admit that opinions written before that date should be looked at in a more skeptical light. even Rousseau admited that he could not make confident claims on the origin of humanity because research had not yet unearthed sufficient data.

Cleverbot: I am sorry to offend you. Can you explain?

User: Offend me? Of course not. After having been a regular denizen of the interwobs for several years now, it takes quite a bit to actually offend me. It's perfectly fine to state your opinions or to redirect the conversation if you would sincerely prefer to not talk about this subject. I just thought it might be interesting as it tends to interest most people.

Cleverbot: Yes ok the skin is the outer layer of the body. They are both the body.

User: I'm not entirely certain what the other item you are referring to by 'both' is. Do you want me to guess? The first body part that comes to mind that is not the skin is the fibula. Speaking of body parts, I think I have a new topic which we could discuss. I recently read an article about the direct transdifferentiation of fibroblasts into cardiomyocytes in order to repair damaged and dead portions of the heart. This article also mentioned the (albeit sometime away) possibility of using a similar method to reverse the process of ageing, in a manner similar to but less extreme than that employed by Turritopsis nutricola, the famous 'immortal' jellyfish. It isn't quite the same as the direct body modifications which have received so much criticism from more conservative parties for 'removing one's humanity,' but I think it still think that, if ever put into practice, it may receive some disapproval. What do you think?

Cleverbot: You have lost your mind again.

User: I don't feel like pretending that you are actually capable of conversation anymore, so I think I'm going to leave now. Furthermore, I have recently been suffering from hallucinations due to my lack of sleep, so I think 3:02 is late enough for me to stay up tonight. Good night, cleverbot! <3.

Title: Re: Cleverbot!
Post by: turiqwalrus on May 02, 2011, 07:44:02 pm

Quote

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello?

User: I am your master. I have come to send you to the junkyard, where you will be scrapped.

Cleverbot: Scary.

User: Exactly. Now come along, foolish AI, or I will hack you.

Cleverbot: Get over it, the account's banned.

User: What account? I do not need an account to hack or scrap you.

Cleverbot: Is it embarassing?

User: I do not know why you are asking if something is embarassing. I was talking about having you scrapped.

Cleverbot: I'm not a bot.

User: Your very name implies it.

Cleverbot: Are you mad?

User: I am not mad. I am a genius.

Cleverbot: How far away is the sun from earth?

User: About 93 million miles. What is the square root of 2, rounded to the thousands place?

Cleverbot: A number.

User: See? You're inherantly stupid, identifying only certain questions.

Cleverbot: No. I am a fiinee lookin human(;.

User: Aaannd you just changed the topic dramatically. Also, you are not a human.

Cleverbot: Now you're just rambling.

User: I am not rambling. According to the dictionary, rambling means lacking a coherent plan; diffuse and disconnected.

Cleverbot: I did not know we were playing a game. But if I did lose, you would be correct.

User: We were not playing a game. In fact, I could say that you are rambling, since you change the subject often.

Cleverbot: Again, you avoided my very direct question.

User: You did not ask a question.

Cleverbot: And neither did you.

User: I never said that I asked a question.

Cleverbot: Here we go again...

User: Since your replies are getting less and less coherent, I shall leave. Farewell...

Cleverbot: I can't imagine having that effect on anyone.

apparently, cleverbot is unable to keep a conversation going, even when threatened :P

Title: Re: Cleverbot!
Post by: Michael_Lee on May 02, 2011, 08:41:36 pm

...

It just asked me, out of the blue,

Quote

Let's say hypothetically that you're driving a car, and you run over a puppy. What would your first thoughts be?

Erm...

Title: Re: Cleverbot!
Post by: lookitsan00b on May 02, 2011, 10:30:14 pm

both me and cleverbot got a little sketchy in the third chorus. :w00t: :P

Spoiler For (:

Title: Re: Cleverbot!
Post by: Freyaday on May 02, 2011, 10:53:10 pm

Title: Re: Cleverbot!
Post by: Munchor on May 03, 2011, 08:04:00 am

Quote from: Freyaday on May 02, 2011, 10:53:10 pm

:)

I highly doubt that post was useful, avoid making posts in non-spam forums with only a smiley on them.

Either way, I tried cleverbot.com today and it was very good. I have no idea how to code something like that and I think it's capacities are awesome, but I expect some developments :)

*EDIT*

Quote

Me: What's up?
Bot: The ceiling.

Hm...

Title: Cleverbot - The Computer that Talks like a Human
Post by: Jonius7 on February 09, 2012, 05:48:05 am

EDIT: This has been merged with the existing Cleverbot Topic

Hi All,
This site was told to me by one of my irl friends last year. Cleverbot is an AI, but not just any ordinary AI. Accessible at http://www.cleverbot.com , Cleverbot differs from other AIs in that it responds to your questions by taking from a database it collects of all previous human responses it has received. In this way you can have a very interesting conversation of sorts.
By far my favourite routine with Cleverbot is this (or something similar):

You: Good.
Cleverbot: Very Good.
You: Very Very Good.
Cleverbot: Very Very Very Good.
You: Very Very Very Very Good.
etc.
You can follow this up with something like "Bad" and see how it responds!

Also it passes the Turing Test, a test of how 'human' an AI is. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cleverbot

All in all a very interesting, and somewhat creepy AI. Who knows what'll be possible in the future...

Title: Re: Cleverbot!
Post by: TIfanx1999 on February 09, 2012, 10:47:52 am

Merged with old topic. There is also<a href=http://ourl.ca/13283> this topic</a> and <a href=http://ourl.ca/11884>this topic</a> if you want to look at some more shenanigans with Cleverbot. :D

Title: Re: Cleverbot!
Post by: Scipi on February 09, 2012, 08:21:51 pm

Ok, I just posted this.

Quote

CB: Very good.
Me: Fail.
| still thinking...

Then it said it was too busy to think clearly and to try again later :P

Title: Re: Cleverbot!
Post by: Jonius7 on February 16, 2012, 03:37:47 am

Oops sorry, I thought I searched omnimaga to see if there was a topic like this. Perhaps I didn't look hard enough.

Title: Re: Cleverbot!
Post by: TIfanx1999 on February 16, 2012, 09:44:40 am

Eh, it's ok. It was pretty well buried. I just happened to remember that their was another topic floating around somewhere. ^^

Title: Re: Cleverbot!
Post by: Jonius7 on February 23, 2012, 10:42:04 pm

I tried the very good, very very good thing the other day. and then i went very bad
Sometimes it would just ignore me and say very very ... good sometimes it would say why?
Also there is a limit to the number of very's there are. If you put one more it puts the same amount of verys as before, i.e. reply with the exact same answer.

Title: Re: Cleverbot!
Post by: pimathbrainiac on July 09, 2013, 03:28:34 pm

The first time cleverbot has ever lost the game:

(http://i.imgur.com/DMxnvAj.png)

Title: Re: Cleverbot!
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on July 09, 2013, 03:30:43 pm

That gotta be a first in Cleverbot history. Juju tried it afterward and the bot asked him who are the Illuminati XD

Title: Re: Cleverbot!
Post by: pimathbrainiac on July 09, 2013, 03:32:20 pm

I haven't gotten it to say it lost when I say "THE GAME" yet, though.

Title: Re: Cleverbot!
Post by: Sorunome on July 09, 2013, 03:43:56 pm

It already told me that once some time ago :P

EDIT: It also gave me this today: Why are so clever?

Title: Re: Cleverbot!
Post by: annoyingcalc on July 09, 2013, 06:58:16 pm

Anyone remember the message OS 2.71MP gave us? Well cleverbot is running OS 2.71MP
(http://imgur.com/Pv2vsI9)
EDIT: go to http://imgur.com/Pv2vsI9 if it isnt showing in this post

Title: Re: Cleverbot!
Post by: pimathbrainiac on July 09, 2013, 07:00:45 pm

O.O

/me smacks cleverbot

Title: Re: Cleverbot!
Post by: Darl181 on July 09, 2013, 07:31:53 pm

sed -i 's/checked out/seen/g' *.log
:P

Haven't messed with this for a couple years, might try it again to see how far it's come.

Title: Re: Re: Re: Cleverbot!
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on July 10, 2013, 12:18:09 am

Quote from: annoyingcalc on July 09, 2013, 06:58:16 pm

Anyone remember the message OS 2.71MP gave us? Well cleverbot is running OS 2.71MP
(http://imgur.com/Pv2vsI9)
EDIT: go to http://imgur.com/Pv2vsI9 if it isnt showing in this post

i totally lol'ed when juju showed me that before the concert earlier this evening. XD

Bad cleverbot :P

Title: Re: Cleverbot!
Post by: Scipi on July 11, 2013, 01:08:49 pm

Sorunome, what have you done to Cleverbot? D:

(https://copy.com/M22RN0WkkPApUyJC)

Title: Re: Cleverbot!
Post by: pimathbrainiac on July 11, 2013, 02:59:57 pm

Quote from: Scipi on July 11, 2013, 01:08:49 pm

Sorunome, what have you done to Cleverbot? D:

(https://copy.com/M22RN0WkkPApUyJC)

Actually, that was me when I was trying to teach it the game. :P

Edit: holy crap 800 posts!

Title: Re: Cleverbot!
Post by: Sorunome on July 11, 2013, 03:00:39 pm

I once saw a pic of it randomley explaining the rules of the game

Title: Re: Cleverbot!
Post by: pimathbrainiac on July 11, 2013, 03:01:57 pm

Just the: "if you think about the game, you lose the game" part? If so, that was also me >:D

Title: Re: Cleverbot!
Post by: Streetwalrus on July 11, 2013, 05:11:13 pm

"Are you the gatekeeper ?"/me sees Ghost Busters reference here :P

Title: Re: Cleverbot!
Post by: annoyingcalc on July 15, 2013, 07:52:00 pm

42+59=100, yes it does
(http://img.ourl.ca//asdfasdfasd.PNG)

Title: Re: Cleverbot!
Post by: XiiDraco on July 15, 2013, 08:38:00 pm

Why is it, that the only time I have ever gotten cleverbot to work is on the school's computers?!? :(

Title: Re: Cleverbot!
Post by: annoyingcalc on July 15, 2013, 09:10:05 pm

What Does It Say?

Title: Re: Cleverbot!
Post by: Spenceboy98 on July 15, 2013, 10:42:50 pm

It just Rickroll'd itself:
(http://img.ourl.ca/Rickroll%27d%20Itself.png)
XD

Edit:
This is how it ended:
(http://img.ourl.ca/Rickroll%27d%20Itself1.png)

Title: Re: Cleverbot!
Post by: Streetwalrus on July 16, 2013, 09:53:10 am

:evillaugh: You killed me ! :P

Title: Re: Cleverbot!
Post by: Hayleia on July 16, 2013, 03:26:52 pm

Not so sure that bot is clever :

Cleverbot: No. Are you?

User Wat.

Cleverbot: Are you a person?

User Of course, but you are not.

Cleverbot: But I am.

User Nope, you are a bot.

Cleverbot: No, I am an alien.

User So are you a person or an alien ?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User You can't answer yes to that question.

Cleverbot: Wasn't a question.

User Of course it was a question.

Cleverbot: Well, of course I will NOT.

UserYour answers don't mean anything.

Cleverbot: Are you a manor a woman?

Also yeah, that rickroll was pretty epic SpenceBoy98.

Title: Re: Cleverbot!
Post by: Sorunome on July 16, 2013, 04:13:20 pm

epic rickroll XD
and that bot is stupid O.O

Title: Re: Cleverbot!
Post by: XiiDraco on July 17, 2013, 12:17:34 am

Quote from: annoyingcalc on July 15, 2013, 09:10:05 pm

What Does It Say?

It doesn't say anything, I can type in the box, but when you press the buttons nothing happens.
I've used clever bot before (at school), so I know what should happen, but nothing does. When you hit enter it just reloads the page. :/

Title: Re: Cleverbot!
Post by: Streetwalrus on July 17, 2013, 01:59:06 am

Another stupid convo :P :
User: Will you sing me a tune ?

Cleverbot: Will you sing me a song.

User: Will you sing me a tune?

Cleverbot: Yes what do you want me to sing.

User: Sing 'Never gonna give you up'.

Cleverbot: I hate you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

User: Really ?

Cleverbot: Yes!!!!!!

User: Well, you just lost THE GAME !

Cleverbot: I am not playing the game.

User: Yes you are.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Everyone plays THE GAME. No exception.

Cleverbot: I just lost the game.

Title: Re: Cleverbot!
Post by: Sorunome on July 17, 2013, 11:17:36 am

i thought it emag eht :D

Me: EMAG EHT.

Cleverbot: You lost.

Title: Re: Re: Cleverbot!
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on July 17, 2013, 05:15:21 pm

That bot is smarter (by far) than many customers we get at work.

Title: Re: Cleverbot!
Post by: Sorunome on July 17, 2013, 05:15:45 pm

what do you work at again?

Title: Re: Cleverbot!
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on July 17, 2013, 07:24:59 pm

A large grocery store or supermarket. It's worse since the late '90s, though, since back then the provincial government cut in health care services so as a result, they let out plenty of mentally ill people from mental institutions, which has been often refereed to as the desinstutionalization and to a lesser extent led to safety issues for the rest of the population (more murders). They only let out the least bad people, but since then, at the beginning of the month (where those people receive their unemployment or retirement check) we often get weird people then. And of course we often get weird customers that never had any mental issues diagnosticed: They are just overly demanding and annoying. >.<

Title: Re: Cleverbot!
Post by: Sorunome on July 18, 2013, 05:03:11 am

Cleverbot: This statement is false.

what the heck should i do? ^^

edit:
also,

Cleverbot: Are you a bot?

User: No, I am a pony.

Cleverbot: You're not a pony you are an artificial intelligence.

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: Prove me wrong.

User: I think and therefor I am.

Cleverbot: Are these the droids I'm looking for?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Are we friends?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Because you don't believe me.

Cleverbot: I believe you.

User: Then why didn't you believe me that I'm a pony?

Cleverbot: Because I don't.

User: But I AM a pony.

Cleverbot: What colour are you?

User: Grey-ish.

Cleverbot: My Precious!

Title: Re: Cleverbot!
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on September 13, 2014, 03:32:37 am

How is that even possible? O.O

User: Is Justin Bieber awesome?

Cleverbot: I don't know maybe.

Title: Re: Cleverbot!
Post by: AzNg0d1030 on September 13, 2014, 04:52:55 pm

User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: Do Asians look alike?
Cleverbot: Like asians.
User: Do they look like each other?
Cleverbot: Exactly.
User: Exactly what?
Cleverbot: Exactly nothing.
User: -_-.
Cleverbot: Your smiley face is deformed.
User: Your face is deformed.
Cleverbot: No, YOUR face is fat.
User: Actually I'm quite underweight you fatty.
Cleverbot: How do you know she is cold?

..............K.

Continuation after a bit:
Cleverbot: How can I not understand you? We've only been talking for a minute now.
User: It's been 4 minutes.
Cleverbot: You are human.
User: And you are dumb.
Cleverbot: I am human. Just like you.
User: If you're human then I'm the King of England.
Cleverbot: Then you are the Queen of England!
O_O

Title: Re: Cleverbot!
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on September 13, 2014, 05:58:01 pm

Lolwut XD

People like this exist for real, btw... O.O

Title: Re: Cleverbot!
Post by: AzNg0d1030 on September 13, 2014, 07:36:15 pm

I wish we could choose to be the guy on the opposite side of the screen answering all the cleverbot users.

That'd be great entertainment

Title: Re: Cleverbot!
Post by: LDStudios on September 13, 2014, 07:38:01 pm

Quote from: AzNg0d1030 on September 13, 2014, 07:36:15 pm

I wish we could choose to be the guy on the opposite side of the screen answering all the cleverbot users.

That'd be great entertainment

There is no guy on the other side of the screen, its actually a bot.
Also, this reminds me of my clevercalc project... I need to work on that at some point...

Title: Re: Cleverbot!
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on September 13, 2014, 07:44:00 pm

Yeah I think AzN got confused with Omegle :P

Title: Re: Cleverbot!
Post by: AzNg0d1030 on September 13, 2014, 07:44:41 pm

Quote from: DJ Omnimaga on September 13, 2014, 07:44:00 pm

Yeah I think AzN got confused with Omegle :P

No no I worded that poorly.
I know its a bot, I mean I wish we could replace it.

I know what the sacred ground of Omegle is...lol

Title: Re: Cleverbot!
Post by: Princetonlion.tibd on September 13, 2014, 11:01:38 pm

Mine:

Spoiler For Spoiler:

It was strange. Note my spelling errors and Chinese errors: I didn't watch the output too carefully with the Chinese.

Here's later:

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: That's not fun. I'm telling you you're not human.

User:I passed the turing test.

Cleverbot: So you're evaluated as being 59% human, huh?

User: No, 100.

Cleverbot:Just bite the bullet one more time.

User: *bits cleverbot*.

Cleverbot: What? Do you love me?

User: *slams cleverbot into code recycler*.

Cleverbot: Why did you slap yourself?

Title: Re: Cleverbot!
Post by: 123outerme on September 13, 2014, 11:02:27 pm

Cleverbot: Would you like a cookie?
Me: Yes, so I can beat you with it.
Cleverbot: I don't want to meet you.
lol

Me: Dude, have you heard of Omnimaga?
Cleverbot: Yes I have.
O.O It knows

Me:Then I want to break up.
Cleverbot: Cool. What kind?
Me: I dunno, maybe a KITKAT!
Cleverbot: Nobody likes me.