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Future History
« on: October 01, 2009, 06:15:44 pm »
So I was working on a possible future a while ago, and I picked it up again, so yeah...
here is a link, and I'm going to be updating it every so often.
http://empforum.freehostia.com/Future_history/Future_History.html
tell me what you think :)
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Re: Future History
« Reply #1 on: October 01, 2009, 10:46:35 pm »
wow this is very nice. I think you should change WWIII to WWIV or WWV, though, because I think there will be a 3rd World War much sooner than we think, if we aren't alerady into one since 9/11/2001


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Re: Future History
« Reply #2 on: October 01, 2009, 10:49:27 pm »
very true, very true
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Re: Future History
« Reply #3 on: October 02, 2009, 08:04:39 pm »
well it's only in 90 years from now...so yeah...it's not that far away
I also have a bunch more written up, but I haven't typed it up yet, so yeah...there is a WWIV and it's pretty epic :P
I'm actually going to be typing it up now and such :P
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Re: Future History
« Reply #4 on: October 02, 2009, 08:10:15 pm »
Cool, post when ready


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Re: Future History
« Reply #5 on: October 02, 2009, 08:33:43 pm »
lol, ok, I'm probably going to copy it over to a wiki that I have handy
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Re: Future History
« Reply #6 on: October 02, 2009, 11:30:36 pm »
poor South Korea...
I won't make that happen! I'm gonna breed dragon, you'll see!
(I want to be a genetic engineer and make actual living dragons)


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Re: Future History
« Reply #7 on: October 03, 2009, 04:59:33 am »
I don't like Korea to be that big D:
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Re: Future History
« Reply #8 on: October 03, 2009, 12:39:37 pm »
lol, well they do get pwn'd later though....
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Re: Future History
« Reply #9 on: October 03, 2009, 10:22:47 pm »
Where is the part where I take over the world?
That's what she said!!!

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Re: Future History
« Reply #10 on: October 04, 2009, 01:15:57 pm »
The part bout GEH's was interesting.  I'm surprised you didn't weave them into your history :D

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Re: Future History
« Reply #11 on: October 04, 2009, 03:36:47 pm »
oh I did actually a little bit, but mostly they are a behind the scenes...when I get more up then you can see the rest about them...
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Re: Future History
« Reply #12 on: October 04, 2009, 11:09:03 pm »
* DJ Omnimaga wonders if Eeems will include this: http://www.ticalc.org/archives/news/articles/2/24/24246.html

Funny how 2006 happened for real, tho (altough 2 years later)


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Re: Future History
« Reply #13 on: October 05, 2009, 07:04:36 pm »
lol, no but that was funny :P
well currently I'm waiting for Tsukasa to install mediawiki on a freehostia site for me to put this on :D
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Re: Future History
« Reply #14 on: October 05, 2009, 07:16:20 pm »
oooh ok, kinda like what I had for the xLIB Guru a few years ago. Make sure to monitor editings often, though, due to spambots vandalism