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General Discussion => Other Discussions => Miscellaneous => Topic started by: metagross111 on November 17, 2008, 06:43:06 pm

Title: I think we should all take a moment to remember.......
Post by: metagross111 on November 17, 2008, 06:43:06 pm: Sad news :(

Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community.

The Pillsbury Dough boy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 43.

Dough boy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the Calif ornia Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours.

Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Dough boy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Dough boy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half- baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, still, he was a crusty old man and considered a positive roll model for millions.

Dough boy is survived by his wife Play Dough , three children: John Dough , Jane Dough and Dosey Dough , plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.

The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
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Post by: simplethinker on November 18, 2008, 07:00:16 pm: 3:50?! Damn, that's why I always burned by cookies...
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Post by: metagross111 on November 18, 2008, 07:11:02 pm: haha, lol.
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Post by: TIfanx1999 on November 18, 2008, 10:19:44 pm: That was horrible... :P
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Post by: metagross111 on November 18, 2008, 10:55:45 pm: oops, sorry about topic displacement :/
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Post by: TIfanx1999 on November 20, 2008, 07:00:22 pm: It's ok. Just... DONT LET IT EVER HAPPEN AGAIN!!!!1111 :P
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Post by: Speler on November 20, 2008, 08:20:02 pm: It's a conspiracy! He was killed by the keebler elves!
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Post by: simplethinker on November 20, 2008, 08:26:13 pm: Say it ain't so!! First they kill Snap and now the Pillsbury Dough boy?!
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Post by: metagross111 on November 20, 2008, 10:09:54 pm: the keebler mafia..... >_>
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Post by: kalan_vod on December 09, 2008, 03:58:29 pm: Rofl, i remember reading something similar on a different forum XD
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Post by: necro on December 18, 2008, 04:49:45 pm: lol
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Post by: Deep Toaster on October 03, 2010, 04:00:52 pm: AUGH!
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Post by: MRide on October 03, 2010, 04:32:06 pm: Uh....necropost much?
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Post by: eriktheorange on October 03, 2010, 05:28:03 pm: Quote from: MRide on October 03, 2010, 04:32:06 pm
Uh....necropost much?

Nah, it just took 2 years for it to sink in.
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Post by: Deep Toaster on October 03, 2010, 05:28:43 pm: Quote from: eriktheorange on October 03, 2010, 05:28:03 pm
Quote from: MRide on October 03, 2010, 04:32:06 pm
Uh....necropost much?

Nah, it just took 2 years for it to sink in.

Exactly.
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Post by: Silver Shadow on October 03, 2010, 05:33:54 pm: Quote from: Deep Thought on October 03, 2010, 05:28:43 pm
Quote from: eriktheorange on October 03, 2010, 05:28:03 pm
Quote from: MRide on October 03, 2010, 04:32:06 pm
Uh....necropost much?

Nah, it just took 2 years for it to sink in.

Exactly.
^++
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Post by: DJ Omnimaga on October 04, 2010, 12:16:23 am: HOLY NECROPOST BATMAN!

I don't think this belong in randomness, though, so I might move it. Try to not turn it into spam, though. X.x