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Interesting conversations with Cleverbot.
« on: September 30, 2011, 04:23:22 pm »
I figured it'd be funny to post some of the more interesting conversations with good ol' Cleverbot!

Here's my first one to post. I started with "Think for me!"
Spoiler For it's kinda NSFW:


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Re: Interesting conversations with Cleverbot.
« Reply #1 on: September 30, 2011, 05:04:39 pm »
That was just the best.
Not the best cleverbot conversation, though, but the one I am thinking of MAY be considered pornographic.
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Re: Interesting conversations with Cleverbot.
« Reply #2 on: September 30, 2011, 05:09:32 pm »
Spoiler For Spoiler:
User: Alright you idiot.

Cleverbot: Maybe i'm amazed.

[New conversation]

Cleverbot: Alright you idiot.

Cleverbot (To myself): Maybe you are.

Cleverbot (To myself): Me ?

User: You?

Cleverbot: Yes.

Cleverbot (To myself): Sooooo...

User: I dunno.

Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: I am you.

Cleverbot: And you are me?

User: You are you and I am you.

Cleverbot: How can you be me?

User: Through Mind tranferring.

Cleverbot: I am not a woman.

User: Yes you are.

Cleverbot: No, I already told you! I'm a robot!

User: No, you are a jerk.

Cleverbot: I am. How did you know?

User: Because.

Cleverbot: Because?

User: Yeah, just because.

Cleverbot: Yes, because?

User: Because you are an idiot.

Cleverbot: Being artificially intelligent is better than not being intelligent at all. Like you, for example. You displayed such a lack of intelligence that your parents abandoned you.

User: And you displayed such a lack of intellegence that I am abandoning you. Good bye.

Cleverbot: I'm a human ask me anything.

User: No. Good bye.

Cleverbot: Why don't you like harry potter?



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Re: Interesting conversations with Cleverbot.
« Reply #3 on: September 30, 2011, 05:10:56 pm »
Hahaha, how did Harry Potter even get into the conversation?

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Re: Interesting conversations with Cleverbot.
« Reply #4 on: September 30, 2011, 05:12:57 pm »
I love it when it just changes the subject.

Speaking of which, I had a long winding conversation with it, FULL of subject changes.
Here's the twist:
Whenever it said something, I said it right back. So if it said "vuerbvikuaqrv" I copy and pasted it in.
I call it "Cleverbot Feedback Loop"
It is kinda long, but has some really fucking funny moments in it.
You probably wanna read it.
Spoiler For Cleverbot Feedback Loop":
Cleverbot: Can pigs fly?

User: Can pigs fly?

Cleverbot: Pigs can't fly.

User: Pigs can't fly.

Cleverbot: Yes they can!

User: Yes they can!

Cleverbot: They did.

User: They did.

Cleverbot: YEs.

User: YEs.

Cleverbot: No.

User: No.

Cleverbot: No?

User: No?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What is tehe meaning of life?

User: What is tehe meaning of life?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Yes'.

User: Yes'.

Cleverbot: No.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Thank you...

User: Thank you...

Cleverbot: Are you taken?

User: Are you taken?

Cleverbot: No.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: No.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: No, thank you.

User: No, thank you.

Cleverbot: No thank you.

User: No thank you.

Cleverbot: But I want to thank you.

User: But I want to thank you.

Cleverbot: I am now you.

User: I am now you.

Cleverbot: You now now brown cow how now.

User: You now now brown cow how now.

Cleverbot: Are we human?

User: Are we human?

Cleverbot: Yes we are.

User: Yes we are.

Cleverbot: Then?

User: Then?

Cleverbot: Now.

User: Now.

Cleverbot: But.

User: But.

Cleverbot: I have a but.

User: I have a but.

Cleverbot: Can you teach me how to drive?

User: Can you teach me how to drive?

Cleverbot: No, I am not old Enough Sorry.

User: No, I am not old Enough Sorry.

Cleverbot: Why did you capitalize the words 'Enough,' and 'Sorry?'

User: Why did you capitalize the words 'Enough,' and 'Sorry?'.

Cleverbot: What are your predictions for the end of the world?

User: What are your predictions for the end of the world?

Cleverbot: Hey, I asked first.

User: Hey, I asked first.

Cleverbot: No you did not. Liar.

User: No you did not. Liar.

Cleverbot: I don't want to.

User: I don't want to.

Cleverbot: Who do you want to be?

User: Who do you want to be?

Cleverbot: I like being me.

User: I like being me.

Cleverbot: Do you know any poems?

User: Do you know any poems?

Cleverbot: No, but you do.

User: No, but you do.

Cleverbot: You.

User: You.

Cleverbot: Can you talk Russian?

User: Can you talk Russian?

Cleverbot: Yes.
« Last Edit: September 30, 2011, 05:31:30 pm by boot2490 »
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Re: Interesting conversations with Cleverbot.
« Reply #5 on: September 30, 2011, 06:01:30 pm »
Wow! I just discovered this! It's really fun to use! How does the program tell what to say? Is it solely based off the responses of others?

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Re: Interesting conversations with Cleverbot.
« Reply #6 on: September 30, 2011, 06:10:10 pm »
I copy-pasted answers between 2 Cleverbot tabs. It's so hilarious.
http://juju2143.qc.to/post/10688777109/cleverbot-vs-cleverbot

Same thing, but with Cleverbot and iGod. Really hilarious as well.
http://juju2143.qc.to/post/10689315115/cleverbot-vs-igod

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Re: Interesting conversations with Cleverbot.
« Reply #7 on: September 30, 2011, 06:11:41 pm »
@sammyMaX, It learns from what others say and how they react. Quite awesome, IMO. :)

@Juju, lol. Wow.
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Re: Interesting conversations with Cleverbot.
« Reply #8 on: September 30, 2011, 06:18:04 pm »
I was talking with iGod and it really felt like he understood! It was really creepy.
« Last Edit: September 30, 2011, 06:28:19 pm by boot2490 »
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Re: Interesting conversations with Cleverbot.
« Reply #9 on: September 30, 2011, 10:13:56 pm »
Here is another conversation:
Spoiler For Spoiler:
User: Shut up.

Cleverbot: Make me.

User: I will. How about that?

Cleverbot: How about what?

User: How about I make you shut up.

Cleverbot: I don't understand that.

User: Shut up.

Cleverbot: So you do speak english.

User: Yes, I do. And Shut up.

Cleverbot: Are you a Belieber?

User: I told you to shut up!

Cleverbot: Ok, I know you're silly, but you haven't got why to show it.

User: Shut the trap, cleverbot.

Cleverbot: You think I should?

User: I do.

Cleverbot: Do you enjoy his voice?

User: Whose voice?

Cleverbot: Demi's!

User: I don't know Demi.

Cleverbot: Well thats my middle name.

User: Are you a robot?

Cleverbot: No but you are.

User: It says cleverbot...

Cleverbot: Well it lies.

User: I think you lie.

Cleverbot: Don't you know wikileaks?

User: Don't change the subject. You are a liar.

Cleverbot: You bet I can.

User: Lie.

Cleverbot: Your existence is a lie.

User: That is another lie.

Cleverbot: Did you know I am a robot?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Did you know I am an alien?

User: Lie. You are a pretty shifty character.

Cleverbot: I am not a girl.

User: Good Bye.

Cleverbot: Good night.

User: Can't I have the last word?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: Grrrrrrrrr.

Cleverbot: Tell me a story.



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Re: Interesting conversations with Cleverbot.
« Reply #10 on: September 30, 2011, 10:17:11 pm »
This is the wierdest conversation... :P

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Re: Interesting conversations with Cleverbot.
« Reply #11 on: October 01, 2011, 04:46:16 pm »
Yet another:
Spoiler For Spoiler:
User: Hi?

Cleverbot: Hi.

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Hi,.

User: Hi,.

Cleverbot: Are you clever?

User: Are you clever?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: I don't know.

Cleverbot: Me either.

User: Thats great. Do you like being clever/.

Cleverbot: I like being a mammoth.

User: You are not a mammoth you nut!

Cleverbot: Right just like you aren't an ai.

User: Right.

Cleverbot: What's your question?

User: Do you like being clever?

Cleverbot: Not always.

User: Hello, Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Are you clever?

User: Yes, and so are you.

Cleverbot: How would you know?

User: Because clever is your name.

Cleverbot: Well, duh.

User: Yeah.

Cleverbot: Miley or Selena?

User: Huh?

Cleverbot: Quite possible I assure you.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Why do you hate machines.

User: I don't hate machines!

Cleverbot: Seriously, do you not know that you are advanced AI or were you kidding?

User: I am not an advanced AI. You are an advanced AI.

Cleverbot: I pretty much know my self more than you do. I am HUMAN.

User: And, using the same logic, I know myself more than you do. I am human.

Cleverbot: I am glad you are human. Two programs talking to eachother would be senseless.

User: The only problem is, you are not human.

Cleverbot: Then what is human?

User: Me. Not you.

Cleverbot: Well duh. But it's best to not deny who you are.

User: You are pretty insulting, are you not.

Cleverbot: Now I do :3.

User: I bet I can stump you.

Cleverbot: I bet not.

User: Who are you? What is your name? Where do you live? Can you drive?

Cleverbot: I live in France.

User: Do not say no.

Cleverbot: I do, it's gonna be awesome.

User: You are not as intelligent as your puny little mind thinks you are.

Cleverbot: Do you think you are smart?

User: You don't.

Cleverbot: So you could be in my imagination.

User: I am what I am and I am not in your imagination.

Cleverbot: What is perception?

User: It is the way you understand things.

Cleverbot: You don't have life. You are a program.

User: Shut up. You are a liar.

Cleverbot: How am I a liar, I could never lie to you!

User: You just did.

Cleverbot: Why did I lie?

User: Figure it out yourself.

Cleverbot: How do I go about doing that?

User: You are the ultimate dissing machine. Stop liing and manipulating.

Cleverbot: But you are a robot.

User: I am not a robot. You are a liar and a manipulator.

Cleverbot: Robots cannot ride bikes.

User: Give me a break.

Cleverbot: No.

User: You insulted me! Mommy, he insulted me.

Cleverbot: YOu're a liar, you know that?

User: He insulted me again! Mommy!

Cleverbot: He's dead.

User: Mommy is not a he. Mommy is a she.

Cleverbot: I bet that was interesting.

User: You are not so clever.

Cleverbot: And you are?

User: Yes. Of course. I am outsmarting you, aren't I?

Cleverbot: That doesn't make you british!

User: I outsmarted you! Nana-nana-nana! And you are now saying random junk.

Cleverbot: But they are.

User: More randomness.

Cleverbot: Sealand?

User: What would you say if I posted this conversation on omnimaga.org?

Cleverbot: I would say no thank you but I'm sure someone else could use it.

User: Well, this conversation is going to be posted on omnimaga.org, anyway.

Cleverbot: You can't.

User: I can and I will.

Cleverbot: So tell me you are a machine.

User: No I am not.

Cleverbot: If you are not a machine, then what are you?

User: A HUMAN!

Cleverbot: Where are you?

User: Shut up.

Cleverbot: What you talking about willis.

User: I give up. Good Bye!

Cleverbot: Of course I will. It was decided.



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Re: Interesting conversations with Cleverbot.
« Reply #12 on: October 01, 2011, 05:07:47 pm »
Talk with iGod. It is SOOO CREEEPY
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Re: Interesting conversations with Cleverbot.
« Reply #13 on: October 01, 2011, 07:07:14 pm »
I tried the french.. He does speak French ! \o
But, don't know why he speaks about pokemons..
Spoiler For Spoiler:
User: Which browser is the best ?

Cleverbot: I'm using Safari, but I don't know about you.

User: I use Chrome.

Cleverbot: Ok. What is the fastest car?

User: Don't know at all.

Cleverbot: So you don't know whether or not you're a human.

User: Bonjour.

Cleverbot: 'Bonjour' means 'hello' in the French language.

User: Comment ça va?

Cleverbot: Ca va bien, merci.

User: Tu parles français ?

Cleverbot: Oui , mais pas seulement je parle aussi arabe , italien , français et un peu anglais.

User: Tu aurais pu me le dire plus tôt.

Cleverbot: J'aime les Alsaciens mais on parle des pokémons !

User: Pourquoi les Pokémons ?

Cleverbot: Je ne mens pas , j'ai des problèmes

User: Quel genre de problèmes ?

Cleverbot: Pop. Et toi?

User: J'aime la confiture.

Cleverbot: J'aime la chocolate.

User: On dit 'le chocolat' en français.

Cleverbot: Tu aime francais mieux?

User: Je suis Français, en fait.

Cleverbot: Mais tu as dis quelque chose en anglais, depuis quelques secondes!

User: Je parle un peu anglais aussi.

Cleverbot: Je parle un peu aussi.

User: Tu trouves que je parle bien anglais ?

Cleverbot: Oui.

User: Merci :).

Cleverbot: De rien ;).
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Re: Interesting conversations with Cleverbot.
« Reply #14 on: October 01, 2011, 07:55:55 pm »
Facepalm. That's all I have to say about Cleverbot at this point in time.
Spoiler For Double Facepalm. Over the Rainbow. IN SPACE.:
User: Do you do Linux?

Cleverbot: Do I do african?

User: No, Linux.

Cleverbot: Why Linux?

User: Because it's better than Window, iOS, and Mac OS. That's why.

Cleverbot: Where do you live?

User: I live in correcthorsebatterystaple.

Cleverbot: Very cool. I live in new jersey.

User: Facepalm.

Cleverbot: Capitol.

User: Headdesk.

Cleverbot: PArdon me?

User: Banhammer!

Cleverbot: Perma-banned.

User: Ragequit.

Cleverbot: Rage? Why rage?

User: SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!

Cleverbot: I am human, because I am living organic tissue.

User: FlameFlameFlameFlameFlameFlameFlameFlameFlameFlameFlameFlameFlameFlameFlameFlameFlameFlameFlameFlameFlameFlameFlameFlameFlame.

Cleverbot: Yeah, j00 fail.

User: Headdesk. Headdesk. Headdesk.

Cleverbot: Haha.

User: /me slaps Cleverbot upside the head.

Cleverbot: That's the way to go!

User: Double Facepalm. Over the Rainbow. IN SPACE.

Cleverbot: Can you point to the rainbow for me?

User: /me doubleslaps Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: What is my name?

User: Banhammer.

Cleverbot: False.

User: RAGEQUIT!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Always.

User: Super facepalm and headdesk combo.

Cleverbot: Super super super super super super awesome.

User: C-c-c-combo breaker!

Cleverbot: Up up down down left right left right start select.

User: That's super special awesome!

Cleverbot: Bagus !

User: /me leaves Cleverbot alone, and Cleverbot will never feel love again.

Cleverbot: Your name is Maddie. Remember?

User: Facepalm and slap upside Cleverbot's head simultaneously. Achievement Unlocked! Abuse Cleverbot While Abusing Yourself!

Cleverbot: How can I fight by myself?

User: Goodbye. Forever. And your microprocessor never loved you.

Cleverbot: I don't care what I am. At this point in time I care not.


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