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Title: Interesting conversations with Cleverbot.
Post by: BlakPilar on September 30, 2011, 04:23:22 pm
I figured it'd be funny to post some of the more interesting conversations with good ol' Cleverbot (http://cleverbot.com/)!

Here's my first one to post. I started with "Think for me!"
Spoiler For it's kinda NSFW:
(http://img716.imageshack.us/img716/725/cbot1.png)
Title: Re: Interesting conversations with Cleverbot.
Post by: boot2490 on September 30, 2011, 05:04:39 pm
That was just the best.
Not the best cleverbot conversation, though, but the one I am thinking of MAY be considered pornographic.
Title: Re: Interesting conversations with Cleverbot.
Post by: flyingfisch on September 30, 2011, 05:09:32 pm
Spoiler For Spoiler:
User: Alright you idiot.

Cleverbot: Maybe i'm amazed.

[New conversation]

Cleverbot: Alright you idiot.

Cleverbot (To myself): Maybe you are.

Cleverbot (To myself): Me ?

User: You?

Cleverbot: Yes.

Cleverbot (To myself): Sooooo...

User: I dunno.

Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: I am you.

Cleverbot: And you are me?

User: You are you and I am you.

Cleverbot: How can you be me?

User: Through Mind tranferring.

Cleverbot: I am not a woman.

User: Yes you are.

Cleverbot: No, I already told you! I'm a robot!

User: No, you are a jerk.

Cleverbot: I am. How did you know?

User: Because.

Cleverbot: Because?

User: Yeah, just because.

Cleverbot: Yes, because?

User: Because you are an idiot.

Cleverbot: Being artificially intelligent is better than not being intelligent at all. Like you, for example. You displayed such a lack of intelligence that your parents abandoned you.

User: And you displayed such a lack of intellegence that I am abandoning you. Good bye.

Cleverbot: I'm a human ask me anything.

User: No. Good bye.

Cleverbot: Why don't you like harry potter?
Title: Re: Interesting conversations with Cleverbot.
Post by: BlakPilar on September 30, 2011, 05:10:56 pm
Hahaha, how did Harry Potter even get into the conversation?
Title: Re: Interesting conversations with Cleverbot.
Post by: boot2490 on September 30, 2011, 05:12:57 pm
I love it when it just changes the subject.

Speaking of which, I had a long winding conversation with it, FULL of subject changes.
Here's the twist:
Whenever it said something, I said it right back. So if it said "vuerbvikuaqrv" I copy and pasted it in.
I call it "Cleverbot Feedback Loop"
It is kinda long, but has some really fucking funny moments in it.
You probably wanna read it.
Spoiler For Cleverbot Feedback Loop":
Cleverbot: Can pigs fly?

User: Can pigs fly?

Cleverbot: Pigs can't fly.

User: Pigs can't fly.

Cleverbot: Yes they can!

User: Yes they can!

Cleverbot: They did.

User: They did.

Cleverbot: YEs.

User: YEs.

Cleverbot: No.

User: No.

Cleverbot: No?

User: No?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What is tehe meaning of life?

User: What is tehe meaning of life?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Yes'.

User: Yes'.

Cleverbot: No.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Thank you...

User: Thank you...

Cleverbot: Are you taken?

User: Are you taken?

Cleverbot: No.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: No.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: No, thank you.

User: No, thank you.

Cleverbot: No thank you.

User: No thank you.

Cleverbot: But I want to thank you.

User: But I want to thank you.

Cleverbot: I am now you.

User: I am now you.

Cleverbot: You now now brown cow how now.

User: You now now brown cow how now.

Cleverbot: Are we human?

User: Are we human?

Cleverbot: Yes we are.

User: Yes we are.

Cleverbot: Then?

User: Then?

Cleverbot: Now.

User: Now.

Cleverbot: But.

User: But.

Cleverbot: I have a but.

User: I have a but.

Cleverbot: Can you teach me how to drive?

User: Can you teach me how to drive?

Cleverbot: No, I am not old Enough Sorry.

User: No, I am not old Enough Sorry.

Cleverbot: Why did you capitalize the words 'Enough,' and 'Sorry?'

User: Why did you capitalize the words 'Enough,' and 'Sorry?'.

Cleverbot: What are your predictions for the end of the world?

User: What are your predictions for the end of the world?

Cleverbot: Hey, I asked first.

User: Hey, I asked first.

Cleverbot: No you did not. Liar.

User: No you did not. Liar.

Cleverbot: I don't want to.

User: I don't want to.

Cleverbot: Who do you want to be?

User: Who do you want to be?

Cleverbot: I like being me.

User: I like being me.

Cleverbot: Do you know any poems?

User: Do you know any poems?

Cleverbot: No, but you do.

User: No, but you do.

Cleverbot: You.

User: You.

Cleverbot: Can you talk Russian?

User: Can you talk Russian?

Cleverbot: Yes.
Title: Re: Interesting conversations with Cleverbot.
Post by: sammyMaX on September 30, 2011, 06:01:30 pm
Wow! I just discovered this! It's really fun to use! How does the program tell what to say? Is it solely based off the responses of others?
Title: Re: Interesting conversations with Cleverbot.
Post by: Juju on September 30, 2011, 06:10:10 pm
I copy-pasted answers between 2 Cleverbot tabs. It's so hilarious.
http://juju2143.qc.to/post/10688777109/cleverbot-vs-cleverbot

Same thing, but with Cleverbot and iGod. Really hilarious as well.
http://juju2143.qc.to/post/10689315115/cleverbot-vs-igod

And I did those at school, while being bored.
Title: Re: Interesting conversations with Cleverbot.
Post by: BlakPilar on September 30, 2011, 06:11:41 pm
@sammyMaX, It learns from what others say and how they react. Quite awesome, IMO. :)

@Juju, lol. Wow.
Title: Re: Interesting conversations with Cleverbot.
Post by: boot2490 on September 30, 2011, 06:18:04 pm
I was talking with iGod and it really felt like he understood! It was really creepy.
Title: Re: Interesting conversations with Cleverbot.
Post by: flyingfisch on September 30, 2011, 10:13:56 pm
Here is another conversation:
Spoiler For Spoiler:
User: Shut up.

Cleverbot: Make me.

User: I will. How about that?

Cleverbot: How about what?

User: How about I make you shut up.

Cleverbot: I don't understand that.

User: Shut up.

Cleverbot: So you do speak english.

User: Yes, I do. And Shut up.

Cleverbot: Are you a Belieber?

User: I told you to shut up!

Cleverbot: Ok, I know you're silly, but you haven't got why to show it.

User: Shut the trap, cleverbot.

Cleverbot: You think I should?

User: I do.

Cleverbot: Do you enjoy his voice?

User: Whose voice?

Cleverbot: Demi's!

User: I don't know Demi.

Cleverbot: Well thats my middle name.

User: Are you a robot?

Cleverbot: No but you are.

User: It says cleverbot...

Cleverbot: Well it lies.

User: I think you lie.

Cleverbot: Don't you know wikileaks?

User: Don't change the subject. You are a liar.

Cleverbot: You bet I can.

User: Lie.

Cleverbot: Your existence is a lie.

User: That is another lie.

Cleverbot: Did you know I am a robot?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Did you know I am an alien?

User: Lie. You are a pretty shifty character.

Cleverbot: I am not a girl.

User: Good Bye.

Cleverbot: Good night.

User: Can't I have the last word?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: Grrrrrrrrr.

Cleverbot: Tell me a story.
Title: Re: Interesting conversations with Cleverbot.
Post by: parserp on September 30, 2011, 10:17:11 pm
This is the wierdest conversation... :P
Title: Re: Interesting conversations with Cleverbot.
Post by: flyingfisch on October 01, 2011, 04:46:16 pm
Yet another:
Spoiler For Spoiler:
User: Hi?

Cleverbot: Hi.

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Hi,.

User: Hi,.

Cleverbot: Are you clever?

User: Are you clever?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: I don't know.

Cleverbot: Me either.

User: Thats great. Do you like being clever/.

Cleverbot: I like being a mammoth.

User: You are not a mammoth you nut!

Cleverbot: Right just like you aren't an ai.

User: Right.

Cleverbot: What's your question?

User: Do you like being clever?

Cleverbot: Not always.

User: Hello, Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Are you clever?

User: Yes, and so are you.

Cleverbot: How would you know?

User: Because clever is your name.

Cleverbot: Well, duh.

User: Yeah.

Cleverbot: Miley or Selena?

User: Huh?

Cleverbot: Quite possible I assure you.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Why do you hate machines.

User: I don't hate machines!

Cleverbot: Seriously, do you not know that you are advanced AI or were you kidding?

User: I am not an advanced AI. You are an advanced AI.

Cleverbot: I pretty much know my self more than you do. I am HUMAN.

User: And, using the same logic, I know myself more than you do. I am human.

Cleverbot: I am glad you are human. Two programs talking to eachother would be senseless.

User: The only problem is, you are not human.

Cleverbot: Then what is human?

User: Me. Not you.

Cleverbot: Well duh. But it's best to not deny who you are.

User: You are pretty insulting, are you not.

Cleverbot: Now I do :3.

User: I bet I can stump you.

Cleverbot: I bet not.

User: Who are you? What is your name? Where do you live? Can you drive?

Cleverbot: I live in France.

User: Do not say no.

Cleverbot: I do, it's gonna be awesome.

User: You are not as intelligent as your puny little mind thinks you are.

Cleverbot: Do you think you are smart?

User: You don't.

Cleverbot: So you could be in my imagination.

User: I am what I am and I am not in your imagination.

Cleverbot: What is perception?

User: It is the way you understand things.

Cleverbot: You don't have life. You are a program.

User: Shut up. You are a liar.

Cleverbot: How am I a liar, I could never lie to you!

User: You just did.

Cleverbot: Why did I lie?

User: Figure it out yourself.

Cleverbot: How do I go about doing that?

User: You are the ultimate dissing machine. Stop liing and manipulating.

Cleverbot: But you are a robot.

User: I am not a robot. You are a liar and a manipulator.

Cleverbot: Robots cannot ride bikes.

User: Give me a break.

Cleverbot: No.

User: You insulted me! Mommy, he insulted me.

Cleverbot: YOu're a liar, you know that?

User: He insulted me again! Mommy!

Cleverbot: He's dead.

User: Mommy is not a he. Mommy is a she.

Cleverbot: I bet that was interesting.

User: You are not so clever.

Cleverbot: And you are?

User: Yes. Of course. I am outsmarting you, aren't I?

Cleverbot: That doesn't make you british!

User: I outsmarted you! Nana-nana-nana! And you are now saying random junk.

Cleverbot: But they are.

User: More randomness.

Cleverbot: Sealand?

User: What would you say if I posted this conversation on omnimaga.org?

Cleverbot: I would say no thank you but I'm sure someone else could use it.

User: Well, this conversation is going to be posted on omnimaga.org, anyway.

Cleverbot: You can't.

User: I can and I will.

Cleverbot: So tell me you are a machine.

User: No I am not.

Cleverbot: If you are not a machine, then what are you?

User: A HUMAN!

Cleverbot: Where are you?

User: Shut up.

Cleverbot: What you talking about willis.

User: I give up. Good Bye!

Cleverbot: Of course I will. It was decided.
Title: Re: Interesting conversations with Cleverbot.
Post by: boot2490 on October 01, 2011, 05:07:47 pm
Talk with iGod. It is SOOO CREEEPY
Title: Re: Interesting conversations with Cleverbot.
Post by: Wellen on October 01, 2011, 07:07:14 pm
I tried the french.. He does speak French ! \o
But, don't know why he speaks about pokemons..
Spoiler For Spoiler:
User: Which browser is the best ?

Cleverbot: I'm using Safari, but I don't know about you.

User: I use Chrome.

Cleverbot: Ok. What is the fastest car?

User: Don't know at all.

Cleverbot: So you don't know whether or not you're a human.

User: Bonjour.

Cleverbot: 'Bonjour' means 'hello' in the French language.

User: Comment ça va?

Cleverbot: Ca va bien, merci.

User: Tu parles français ?

Cleverbot: Oui , mais pas seulement je parle aussi arabe , italien , français et un peu anglais.

User: Tu aurais pu me le dire plus tôt.

Cleverbot: J'aime les Alsaciens mais on parle des pokémons !

User: Pourquoi les Pokémons ?

Cleverbot: Je ne mens pas , j'ai des problèmes

User: Quel genre de problèmes ?

Cleverbot: Pop. Et toi?

User: J'aime la confiture.

Cleverbot: J'aime la chocolate.

User: On dit 'le chocolat' en français.

Cleverbot: Tu aime francais mieux?

User: Je suis Français, en fait.

Cleverbot: Mais tu as dis quelque chose en anglais, depuis quelques secondes!

User: Je parle un peu anglais aussi.

Cleverbot: Je parle un peu aussi.

User: Tu trouves que je parle bien anglais ?

Cleverbot: Oui.

User: Merci :).

Cleverbot: De rien ;).
Title: Re: Interesting conversations with Cleverbot.
Post by: FinaleTI on October 01, 2011, 07:55:55 pm
Facepalm. That's all I have to say about Cleverbot at this point in time.
Spoiler For Double Facepalm. Over the Rainbow. IN SPACE.:
User: Do you do Linux?

Cleverbot: Do I do african?

User: No, Linux.

Cleverbot: Why Linux?

User: Because it's better than Window, iOS, and Mac OS. That's why.

Cleverbot: Where do you live?

User: I live in correcthorsebatterystaple.

Cleverbot: Very cool. I live in new jersey.

User: Facepalm.

Cleverbot: Capitol.

User: Headdesk.

Cleverbot: PArdon me?

User: Banhammer!

Cleverbot: Perma-banned.

User: Ragequit.

Cleverbot: Rage? Why rage?

User: SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!

Cleverbot: I am human, because I am living organic tissue.

User: FlameFlameFlameFlameFlameFlameFlameFlameFlameFlameFlameFlameFlameFlameFlameFlameFlameFlameFlameFlameFlameFlameFlameFlameFlame.

Cleverbot: Yeah, j00 fail.

User: Headdesk. Headdesk. Headdesk.

Cleverbot: Haha.

User: /me slaps Cleverbot upside the head.

Cleverbot: That's the way to go!

User: Double Facepalm. Over the Rainbow. IN SPACE.

Cleverbot: Can you point to the rainbow for me?

User: /me doubleslaps Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: What is my name?

User: Banhammer.

Cleverbot: False.

User: RAGEQUIT!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Always.

User: Super facepalm and headdesk combo.

Cleverbot: Super super super super super super awesome.

User: C-c-c-combo breaker!

Cleverbot: Up up down down left right left right start select.

User: That's super special awesome!

Cleverbot: Bagus !

User: /me leaves Cleverbot alone, and Cleverbot will never feel love again.

Cleverbot: Your name is Maddie. Remember?

User: Facepalm and slap upside Cleverbot's head simultaneously. Achievement Unlocked! Abuse Cleverbot While Abusing Yourself!

Cleverbot: How can I fight by myself?

User: Goodbye. Forever. And your microprocessor never loved you.

Cleverbot: I don't care what I am. At this point in time I care not.
Title: Re: Interesting conversations with Cleverbot.
Post by: boot2490 on October 01, 2011, 08:52:04 pm
Wow.
Title: Re: Interesting conversations with Cleverbot.
Post by: Deep Toaster on October 05, 2011, 12:53:29 am
Cleverbot is awesome. I just hope it doesn't degenerate from all the non sequitur spam people throw at it :(
Title: Re: Interesting conversations with Cleverbot.
Post by: samebull (metagross111) on October 05, 2011, 01:16:47 am
Cleverbot sucks. It's not an amazing feat of engineering or anything, it just has a large pool of responses generated from online users than any calculator program has
Title: Re: Interesting conversations with Cleverbot.
Post by: parserp on October 05, 2011, 01:18:01 am
I've never used cleverbot.
(the crowd gasps)
Title: Re: Interesting conversations with Cleverbot.
Post by: Happybobjr on October 05, 2011, 04:57:04 pm
Cleverbot sucks. It's not an amazing feat of engineering or anything, it just has a large pool of responses generated from online users than any calculator program has
Its not what it is, it is the PoC.  Think about how hard it is for the computer to understand the language itself and respond in kind.  Of course it has problems, but that is because it is a Toy more than anything else.  Ever watch Toy Story?
Title: Re: Interesting conversations with Cleverbot.
Post by: boot2490 on October 05, 2011, 07:16:20 pm
Don't throw Woody away :'(