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General Discussion => Other Discussions => Miscellaneous => Topic started by: shmibs on August 21, 2010, 01:34:28 am

Title: internet quotes
Post by: shmibs on August 21, 2010, 01:34:28 am
post your favourites!

Dude, just forget about her and move on. There are plenty of fish in the sea.

Nah, that's bullshit. What if you lost your copy of Street Fighter II: Rainbow Edition and i told you: "dont worry about it man, there are plenty of games in the sea. Here, try Mortal Kombat." You'd say, "FUCK NO, gimme my Street Fighter!"

...
You just reached me on a level I didnt think was possible...
Title: Re: internet quotes
Post by: SirCmpwn on August 21, 2010, 08:56:31 am
Possibly offensive - read with caution

[Thread about the existence of God]
Person 1: Someone prove to me that God exists.
Person 2: [Post quoting the bible]
Person 1: You know, I looked that up, and all I found was a book written 3,000 years ago by a bunch of sheepherders.  Can you get a better source?
Title: Re: internet quotes
Post by: Happybobjr on August 21, 2010, 10:25:09 am
People are is a bunch of variables, all parents need to do is define them correctly.
Title: Re: internet quotes
Post by: skuller972 on August 21, 2010, 11:56:56 am
There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who read binary, and those who dont.
Title: Re: internet quotes
Post by: TsukasaZX on August 21, 2010, 12:39:04 pm
Quote
Inside protons are quarks. Inside quarks are strings. Inside strings is God telling you to f*** off.
SMBC Comics FTW :D
Title: Re: internet quotes
Post by: shmibs on August 21, 2010, 08:42:26 pm
/\YES!!!!/me ups TsukasaZX's respect for excellent taste, (both in reading SMBC and in dressing up as billy mays cosplaying as kamina)
/me believes in TsukasaZX who believes in shmibs!

anyways:

My gf and i were having a wonderful night together. We had just finished eating and decided to go for a walk outside. Eventually we lay down together on the grass, staring at the sky.
She said: "the moon is beautiful tonight, isnt it."

"THAT'S NO MOON!"
I sprinted back to the car, started it, and began to drive away...
Title: Re: internet quotes
Post by: Happybobjr on August 21, 2010, 11:12:56 pm

My gf and i were having a wonderful night together. We had just finished eating and decided to go for a walk outside. Eventually we lay down together on the grass, staring at the sky.
She said: "the moon is beautiful tonight, isnt it."

"THAT'S NO MOON!"
I sprinted back to the car, started it, and began to drive away...


explain plz
Title: Re: internet quotes
Post by: shmibs on August 21, 2010, 11:30:11 pm
(http://roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/celebrity-pictures-hamill-guinness-ford-captain-obvious.jpg)
it's a starwars meme...
Title: Re: internet quotes
Post by: nemo on August 21, 2010, 11:50:06 pm

Possibly offensive - read with caution

[Thread about the existence of God]
Person 1: Someone prove to me that God exists.
Person 2: [Post quoting the bible]
Person 1: You know, I looked that up, and all I found was a book written 3,000 years ago by a bunch of sheepherders.  Can you get a better source?

(http://img828.imageshack.us/img828/1656/thebible.jpg)
Title: Re: internet quotes
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on August 22, 2010, 12:54:51 am

Possibly offensive - read with caution

[Thread about the existence of God]
Person 1: Someone prove to me that God exists.
Person 2: [Post quoting the bible]
Person 1: You know, I looked that up, and all I found was a book written 3,000 years ago by a bunch of sheepherders.  Can you get a better source?

(http://img828.imageshack.us/img828/1656/thebible.jpg)
QFT

I remember old debates on MaxCoderz forums and usually when ppl gave arguments they said "because religion said so" :P
Title: Re: internet quotes
Post by: Happybobjr on August 22, 2010, 09:03:52 am
what exactly does pl0x stand for. Pl0x.
Title: Re: internet quotes
Post by: chrisf1337 on August 22, 2010, 11:50:16 am
what exactly does pl0x stand for. Pl0x.
It just means "please."
Title: Re: internet quotes
Post by: Ikkerens on October 01, 2010, 01:07:33 am
http://invasionpoint.com/antimac/machate7.jpg
http://invasionpoint.com/antimac/bikes2.jpg
Title: Re: internet quotes
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on October 01, 2010, 02:13:55 am
Lol funny XD

I wonder what would be the equivalent of Linux in that last one :P
Title: Re: internet quotes
Post by: Happybobjr on October 01, 2010, 12:45:01 pm
they dont load for me
Title: Re: internet quotes
Post by: mapar007 on October 01, 2010, 02:01:09 pm
Look in the top 10 on bash.org. Plenty of ROFLMAO-compliant quotes there :)

Also, this might be funny to the non-theists on the board (read with caution): http://www.godlessgeeks.com/LINKS/GodProof.htm
Title: Re: internet quotes
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on October 01, 2010, 05:30:19 pm
Lol that reminds me, I haven't went to bash.org in a long while. I should check them again soon