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Vasectomy Tomorrow
« on: September 23, 2010, 07:43:45 pm »
Title says it all.  :'(
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Re: Vasectomy Tomorrow
« Reply #1 on: September 23, 2010, 07:45:38 pm »
I am sorry my friend. It's never good to be de-maned.
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Re: Vasectomy Tomorrow
« Reply #2 on: September 23, 2010, 08:15:58 pm »
X.x

Sorry to hear :(
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Re: Vasectomy Tomorrow
« Reply #3 on: September 23, 2010, 08:18:01 pm »
Not cancer... Birth control. ;)
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Re: Vasectomy Tomorrow
« Reply #4 on: September 23, 2010, 08:19:03 pm »
but.. why?


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Re: Vasectomy Tomorrow
« Reply #5 on: September 23, 2010, 08:20:38 pm »
The boss does not want anymore kids. And she wants to stop taking the birth control pill.
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Re: Vasectomy Tomorrow
« Reply #6 on: September 23, 2010, 08:20:40 pm »
wow....random....

and lol i hope it goes well!
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Re: Vasectomy Tomorrow
« Reply #7 on: September 23, 2010, 08:24:36 pm »
ohdear...

hopefully nothing horrible will happen. oh, and my elder brother also refers to his significant other as "the boss"(personally, it always makes me think of metal gear solid :P)

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Re: Vasectomy Tomorrow
« Reply #8 on: September 23, 2010, 08:24:44 pm »
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Re: Vasectomy Tomorrow
« Reply #9 on: September 23, 2010, 08:27:12 pm »
I'm trying to make light of the situation... but it scares the poo-poo out of me
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Re: Vasectomy Tomorrow
« Reply #10 on: September 23, 2010, 08:28:40 pm »
The boss does not want anymore kids. And she wants to stop taking the birth control pill.
I see x.x. Well to be honest, I guess it's better to not have too many kids either, though, because sadly, with the cost of life today, it's rather hectic to meet both ends. If I lived alone in appartment over here, I would barely even be able to afford hi speed internet and anything else. Now imagine a family with 4-5 kids.

Things will go well I am sure, though, but yeah I understand your feeling. :S

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Re: Vasectomy Tomorrow
« Reply #11 on: September 23, 2010, 08:29:34 pm »
As it should any man. If she didn't want kids, she should have had clamps put on or the surgery after giving birth last time ><
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Re: Vasectomy Tomorrow
« Reply #12 on: September 23, 2010, 08:39:11 pm »
It's a pretty minor and simple surgery, I'm fairly sure. I'm sure things will be fine. Just a question though, why didn't she have the procedure done on her? (Not a vasectomy but the one for girls, don't remember what it's called.)
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Re: Vasectomy Tomorrow
« Reply #13 on: September 23, 2010, 08:41:27 pm »
For women it is called a Tubal Ligation. It is a more substantial surgery - in terms of cost and recovery time.
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Re: Vasectomy Tomorrow
« Reply #14 on: September 23, 2010, 08:48:55 pm »
Yeah I wonder why she didn't get a surgery herself, if she is the one who did not want new kids anymore.