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What's a lobster?
« on: December 09, 2009, 05:44:15 pm »
In the member groups section, there's a pink entry that says "Lobster". What's a lobster?  ???
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Re: What's a lobster?
« Reply #1 on: December 09, 2009, 06:25:10 pm »
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Re: What's a lobster?
« Reply #2 on: December 09, 2009, 07:15:18 pm »
That has been a long-running gag over here at Omnimaga, some sort of local meme. Kinda like how people post a pic of peanut bag when new members posts in the intro section (altough that one has been running for much longer than the lobster thing)
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Re: What's a lobster?
« Reply #3 on: December 09, 2009, 08:58:52 pm »
There has been a game made for Netham45 too, CaDan by Iambian. you should try it out, especially Netham45 lobster mode, although that part was supposed to be a joke too. but still. ;D

Edit: here's the post
http://ourl.ca/2637
« Last Edit: December 09, 2009, 09:01:14 pm by jsj795 »
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Re: What's a lobster?
« Reply #4 on: December 09, 2009, 09:28:20 pm »
But where did it all come from? Who said he was a lobster?
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Re: What's a lobster?
« Reply #5 on: December 09, 2009, 09:43:15 pm »
The B-52's
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Re: What's a lobster?
« Reply #6 on: December 09, 2009, 09:45:03 pm »
I heard it was the most complicated process of making Natham45 into lobster.
I don't know the full story, since I am one of the newer users, but I noticed that there are leprechauns and other mythical/natural creatures living in Omnimaga world.
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Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
3. SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
4. GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
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A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

Girls = Time * Money (Girls are a combination of time and money)
Time = Money (Time is money)
Girls = Money squared (So, girls are money squared)
Money = sqrt(Evil) (Money is also the root of all evil)
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Re: What's a lobster?
« Reply #7 on: December 09, 2009, 10:29:05 pm »
Quote from: ztrumpet on December 09, 2009, 09:28:20 pm
But where did it all come from? Who said he was a lobster?
I have no motherfucking clue :P
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Re: What's a lobster?
« Reply #8 on: December 09, 2009, 11:16:02 pm »
A lobster is a crustacean that pinches. Some are red, some are blue, some have pink names.


Hell, I don't even know where the lobster thing came from, lol.
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Re: What's a lobster?
« Reply #9 on: December 09, 2009, 11:17:50 pm »
LOL. Well, thanks guys. This has been very... uhh, informative. :P
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Re: What's a lobster?
« Reply #10 on: December 09, 2009, 11:18:04 pm »
Hmmm, yeah...where did it start...we should do some searching....
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Re: What's a lobster?
« Reply #11 on: December 10, 2009, 01:38:54 am »
We can sometime find very weird stuff on the internets
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Re: What's a lobster?
« Reply #12 on: December 10, 2009, 06:24:24 am »
Omnimaga.org is one huge RPG
Netham45 plays as a lobster
DJ is a magician or something with the special attack to teleport Rick Astley too each topic
Calc84Maniac is playing as a programmer but in real life he can't program at all (j/k :P )
I am a Necrotian Anorectus

there are also lepruchians, LEGO-robots and cherry flavoured dragons... :P
We are like WOW or something but better ;D

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Re: What's a lobster?
« Reply #13 on: December 10, 2009, 09:24:26 am »

you forgot about me being an android!
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Re: What's a lobster?
« Reply #14 on: December 10, 2009, 09:34:14 am »
Well, we have males, females, lobsters, squirrels, tatsus, androids, leprechauns, cherry-flavoured dragons (we used to have more dragons, actually, until they got addicted to WoW)

Darn, at this rate we'll be able to do an entire RPG with these character classes :P
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