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General Discussion => Other Discussions => Miscellaneous => Topic started by: Raylin on September 09, 2010, 11:28:26 am

Title: Why, God, why?
Post by: Raylin on September 09, 2010, 11:28:26 am
You would tease me with a hot TA (teacher's assistant) one year older than me.

Spoiler For Spoiler:
(http://img.removedfromgame.com/imgs/1284045912-41375_1602150070_3835_n.jpg)

Yea. That's my TA. Such a tease.
No, she's not single.
She programs in Java.
She also plays WOW and Halo.

Why, God, why?
Title: Re: Why, God, why?
Post by: mapar007 on September 09, 2010, 11:59:02 am
ROFLMAO That's all I have to say.

This is a "poisoned gift" as they say here.
Title: Re: Why, God, why?
Post by: Silver Shadow on September 09, 2010, 12:04:39 pm
Errrr.. what's a "Teacher's Assistant"?
Sorry that I don't know this, I live in France.
Title: Re: Why, God, why?
Post by: Raylin on September 09, 2010, 12:08:11 pm
She helps the teacher grade papers and what not.
Title: Re: Why, God, why?
Post by: TsukasaZX on September 09, 2010, 12:26:16 pm
(http://imagemacros.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/its_a_trap.jpg)

Buff up your 'charisma' stat to max and steal her away `-`


Surgeon General's Warning: Following the advice of the poster of this post may be hazardous to your health, education, mental capacities, or social standing. It is advised that you exercise extreme caution.
Title: Re: Why, God, why?
Post by: matthias1992 on September 09, 2010, 12:27:33 pm
That is one good looking women ;)

but not as beautifull as my love ( I think everyone says <<--that :P)
Title: Re: Why, God, why?
Post by: mapar007 on September 09, 2010, 12:41:04 pm
Quote from: matthias1992 on September 09, 2010, 12:27:33 pm
That is one good looking women ;)

but not as beautifull as my love ( I think everyone says <<--that :P)

Amen. Would it not be that my Ultimate MASTER move resulted in a failure. :P
Title: Re: Why, God, why?
Post by: matthias1992 on September 09, 2010, 01:31:11 pm
Quote from: mapar007 on September 09, 2010, 12:41:04 pm
Quote from: matthias1992 on September 09, 2010, 12:27:33 pm
That is one good looking women ;)

but not as beautifull as my love ( I think everyone says <<--that :P)
Amen. Would it not be that my Ultimate MASTER move resulted in a failure. :P

too bad...
Title: Re: Why, God, why?
Post by: meishe91 on September 09, 2010, 03:03:21 pm
:P I am quite sorry Raylin, that is a shame.
Title: Re: Why, God, why?
Post by: Ikkerens on September 09, 2010, 03:24:26 pm
The solution:
Find another girl that is almost as perfect, but has no contacts inside your school.

Seems impossible,but good luck anyway :)
Title: Re: Why, God, why?
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on September 09, 2010, 04:31:59 pm
Lol XD
Title: Re: Why, God, why?
Post by: fb39ca4 on September 09, 2010, 04:32:53 pm
She let you take a picture?
How old is she, anyways?
Title: Re: Why, God, why?
Post by: Raylin on September 09, 2010, 05:01:33 pm
I didn't take a picture.
She emailed this (along with some words) to ALL of the FRESHMEN.
Title: Re: Why, God, why?
Post by: JustCause on September 09, 2010, 05:04:27 pm
I feel for you. I really do. *saves pic*
Title: Re: Why, God, why?
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on September 09, 2010, 05:06:08 pm
Wow o.o

Also nice to see you again JustCause :D
Title: Re: Why, God, why?
Post by: Builderboy on September 09, 2010, 05:33:35 pm
Hmmmm from the sound of her, it doesn't sound like the kind of girl for you :P What did she say in the email??
Title: Re: Why, God, why?
Post by: matthias1992 on September 09, 2010, 05:37:00 pm
Quote from: Builderboy on September 09, 2010, 05:33:35 pm
Hmmmm from the sound of her, it doesn't sound like the kind of girl for you :P What did she say in the email??
I won't say anything about  your first point Builderboy but I am quite curious as well as to what she said in that mail you keep talking about :)...
Title: Re: Why, God, why?
Post by: meishe91 on September 09, 2010, 05:42:58 pm
My guess is that it is just kind of an introduction thing and such. So like everyone knows who she is and if they need her they can get help from her or something. I could also be way off :P Just seemed like something a TA would do.
Title: Re: Why, God, why?
Post by: squidgetx on September 09, 2010, 05:46:28 pm
*whistles

sometimes that happens...
Title: Re: Why, God, why?
Post by: Raylin on September 09, 2010, 06:12:41 pm
@Builderboy:

Well... it started with "For a good time, call..." x.x
Title: Re: Why, God, why?
Post by: jnesselr on September 09, 2010, 06:14:58 pm
Lol, Raylin, I'm so sorry.  I guess just ask for tutoring a lot.  No but seriously, if God wants you together, I'm sure He will make it happen.
Title: Re: Why, God, why?
Post by: qazz42 on September 09, 2010, 06:22:15 pm
Quote from: Raylin on September 09, 2010, 06:12:41 pm
@Builderboy:

Well... it started with "For a good time, call..." x.x





O_O
Title: Re: Why, God, why?
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on September 09, 2010, 07:02:54 pm
O.O

This almost sounds like those internet webcam chat ads x.x
Title: Re: Why, God, why?
Post by: Deep Toaster on September 09, 2010, 07:12:41 pm
Quote from: qazz42 on September 09, 2010, 06:22:15 pm
Quote from: Raylin on September 09, 2010, 06:12:41 pm
@Builderboy:

Well... it started with "For a good time, call..." x.x





O_O

O.x

That's one weird TA...
Title: Re: Why, God, why?
Post by: calcdude84se on September 09, 2010, 07:52:33 pm
lol :P
That's just sad...
Title: Re: Why, God, why?
Post by: guy6020665 on September 09, 2010, 09:24:59 pm
Wow ouch that has got to hurt.

But at the E-mail, I just don't know what to say.
Title: Re: Why, God, why?
Post by: Speler on September 09, 2010, 09:27:43 pm
Sounds to me like one of her friends got access to her computer...
Title: Re: Why, God, why?
Post by: Netham45 on September 09, 2010, 09:30:42 pm
Is it wrong that I have a strong urge to post "Tits or gtfo?"

It sounds to me like one of her friends got to her PC too. Or maybe she just e-mailed that to you, and claimed she sent it to everyone... ;)
Title: Re: Why, God, why?
Post by: guy6020665 on September 09, 2010, 09:30:46 pm
Quote from: Speler on September 09, 2010, 09:27:43 pm
Sounds to me like one of her friends got access to her computer...

I hope thats true, otherwise...

(This is college right? If so, disregard my post)
Title: Re: Why, God, why?
Post by: Happybobjr on September 09, 2010, 09:33:31 pm
not as beautiful as the girl i love.... But thats going to be a general opinion with I being the reader. (i hope that made cents)
Title: Re: Why, God, why?
Post by: JustCause on September 10, 2010, 09:56:49 am
Quote from: Raylin on September 09, 2010, 06:12:41 pm
Well... it started with "For a good time, call..." x.x
It just keeps getting better and better. Keep us posted. I'm cheering for you! :)
Title: Re: Why, God, why?
Post by: Deep Toaster on September 10, 2010, 08:51:56 pm
Ya know, Raylin, you're kinda doomed if that TA just happened to have an interest in calculators :D
Title: Re: Why, God, why?
Post by: meishe91 on September 10, 2010, 08:56:24 pm
Quote from: Deep Thought on September 10, 2010, 08:51:56 pm
Ya know, Raylin, you're kinda doomed if that TA just happened to have an interest in calculators :D

Or the door would be wide open :P
Title: Re: Why, God, why?
Post by: jnesselr on September 10, 2010, 09:28:27 pm
Quote from: meishe91 on September 10, 2010, 08:56:24 pm
Quote from: Deep Thought on September 10, 2010, 08:51:56 pm
Ya know, Raylin, you're kinda doomed if that TA just happened to have an interest in calculators :D
that would be awesome. Raylin should ask her.
Or the door would be wide open :P
Title: Re: Why, God, why?
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on September 10, 2010, 09:29:52 pm
Lol graphmastur
Title: Re: Why, God, why?
Post by: Happybobjr on September 10, 2010, 10:12:13 pm
Quote from: DJ Omnimaga on September 10, 2010, 09:29:52 pm
Lol graphmastur
I hope you mean King Graphmastur
Title: Re: Why, God, why?
Post by: Jonius7 on September 11, 2010, 01:05:30 am
lol, if she wants attention it would be best not to be with that particular girl. find another one i think
Title: Re: Why, God, why?
Post by: Raylin on September 11, 2010, 03:04:39 am
SHE PROGRAMS IN TI-BASIC AND TROLLS TI-BASIC DEV!

TRAP!
Title: Re: Why, God, why?
Post by: meishe91 on September 11, 2010, 03:10:35 am
How'd you figure that out?
Title: Re: Why, God, why?
Post by: Builderboy on September 11, 2010, 03:13:13 am
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
Title: Re: Why, God, why?
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on September 11, 2010, 03:28:36 am
Quote from: Raylin on September 11, 2010, 03:04:39 am
SHE PROGRAMS IN TI-BASIC AND TROLLS TI-BASIC DEV!

TRAP!
Are you serious???? I checked TIBD and did not notice any troll recently
Title: Re: Why, God, why?
Post by: Raylin on September 11, 2010, 03:46:39 am
By troll, I mean silently looks up the information without registering.
Title: Re: Why, God, why?
Post by: Builderboy on September 11, 2010, 03:47:13 am
Lol thats lurk silly
Title: Re: Why, God, why?
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on September 11, 2010, 03:52:03 am
Oh ok lol. I think I heard the word trolling be used as checking through forum posts but not as lurking.
Title: Re: Why, God, why?
Post by: meishe91 on September 11, 2010, 03:53:18 am
Nah, that's definitely a lurker ;) Did she just tell everyone or did you ask her?
Title: Re: Why, God, why?
Post by: Builderboy on September 11, 2010, 03:56:13 am
Its also interesting to note that trolling is a term used for people who are boating very slowly o.o
Title: Re: Why, God, why?
Post by: Netham45 on September 11, 2010, 03:59:15 am
This girl sounds like a keeper, man! Sounds like she might be interested in you too.

Just don't let her see this, it'd look ultra creeper to her. xD
Title: Re: Why, God, why?
Post by: Raylin on September 11, 2010, 04:04:38 am
I asked her. Unfortunately, she is taken.
Title: Re: Why, God, why?
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on September 11, 2010, 04:05:16 am
Aw, ok then :(

Title: Re: Why, God, why?
Post by: Netham45 on September 11, 2010, 04:05:56 am
Challenge her boyfriend to a jousting competition for her love.
Title: Re: Why, God, why?
Post by: Raylin on September 11, 2010, 04:06:14 am
^++ This.
Title: Re: Why, God, why?
Post by: meishe91 on September 11, 2010, 04:12:15 am
Quote from: Netham45 on September 11, 2010, 03:59:15 am
This girl sounds like a keeper, man! Sounds like she might be interested in you too.

Just don't let her see this, it'd look ultra creeper to her. xD

That, or she'd be flattered in some sort o...wait, no, she'd probably find it creepy :P

And challenger her boyfriend to a challenge of calculator programming (and just happen to leave out that you won an award for it :P).
Title: Re: Why, God, why?
Post by: Netham45 on September 11, 2010, 04:23:20 am
Quote from: meishe91 on September 11, 2010, 04:12:15 am
Quote from: Netham45 on September 11, 2010, 03:59:15 am
This girl sounds like a keeper, man! Sounds like she might be interested in you too.

Just don't let her see this, it'd look ultra creeper to her. xD

That, or she'd be flattered in some sort o...wait, no, she'd probably find it creepy :P

And challenger her boyfriend to a challenge of calculator programming (and just happen to leave out that you won an award for it :P).

I just got an image of two people frantically programming while running at each other on horseback with jousting rods. This should be an olympic event.
Title: Re: Why, God, why?
Post by: mapar007 on September 11, 2010, 04:35:19 am
GOOMH

... with "Greensleeves" background music.


[insert Henry VIII pun here]
Title: Re: Why, God, why?
Post by: Netham45 on September 11, 2010, 04:37:14 am
Maybe they're jousting with link cables, seeing who can link up to the other persons calculator and remotely wipe their ram the fastest?
Title: Re: Why, God, why?
Post by: meishe91 on September 11, 2010, 04:48:34 am
Nah, I like the idea of them jousting with link cables but going for each other's eyes :P
Title: Re: Why, God, why?
Post by: Deep Toaster on September 11, 2010, 10:21:12 am
Heh, use CalcNet2 and the TA can join in the fun :D
Title: Re: Why, God, why?
Post by: qazz42 on September 11, 2010, 10:33:27 am
:P this topic was hidden on cemetecch, guess I will have to look here for updates XD
Title: Re: Why, God, why?
Post by: jnesselr on September 11, 2010, 11:01:30 am
Quote from: DJ Omnimaga on September 10, 2010, 09:29:52 pm
Lol graphmastur
wha? Not much else to say, I guess.
Spoiler For Spoiler:
For those of you who don't see it, see my quoted text, and the original. ;-)
Quote from: happybobjr on September 10, 2010, 10:12:13 pm
Quote from: DJ Omnimaga on September 10, 2010, 09:29:52 pm
Lol graphmastur
I hope you mean King Graphmastur
Of course he does, prince happybobjr, but I make exemptions for people like DJ. Considering he can even ban a king! My, my, how would I rule if I was banned, now.
Title: Re: Why, God, why?
Post by: fb39ca4 on September 11, 2010, 01:07:44 pm
Quote from: meishe91 on September 11, 2010, 03:10:35 am
How'd you figure that out?
Yeah, how? Did you see her programming something on her calc?
Title: Re: Why, God, why?
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on September 11, 2010, 02:10:35 pm
Quote from: qazz42 on September 11, 2010, 10:33:27 am
:P this topic was hidden on cemetecch, guess I will have to look here for updates XD
Yeah I noticed. Before going to bed last night I did a quick visit there and saw the topic, but it said I couldn't view it. I was curious what was said in there D:

Raylin, you could maybe impress her with the power of z80 assembly (or Axe?) :P
Title: Re: Why, God, why?
Post by: qazz42 on September 11, 2010, 02:44:40 pm
use asm to over power her z80 processor
Title: Re: Why, God, why?
Post by: Happybobjr on September 11, 2010, 02:54:29 pm
naa impress her with your hacked ti-basic

Reset her ram.
delete application variable; bfriend
reset ram again. ( to make sure all the hooks are gone.)
PrgmHOTGIRL

Input "boyfriend",str1
(put as your name)

/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
there problem solved
Title: Re: Why, God, why?
Post by: fb39ca4 on September 11, 2010, 03:19:57 pm
Quote from: happybobjr on September 11, 2010, 02:54:29 pm
naa impress her with your hacked ti-basic

Reset her ram.
delete application variable; bfriend
reset ram again. ( to make sure all the hooks are gone.)
PrgmHOTGIRL

Input "boyfriend",str1
(put as your name)

/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
there problem solved
lol!
Title: Re: Why, God, why?
Post by: matthias1992 on September 11, 2010, 04:33:41 pm
haha I like how you (happybobjr) see her current boyfriend as a "application" :P ooh yes he is "variable" too...whenever he "varies" you have to kick in Raylin... xD

*I lost
Title: Re: Why, God, why?
Post by: fb39ca4 on September 11, 2010, 05:55:39 pm
Figure out her signing keys...
Title: Re: Why, God, why?
Post by: Ranman on September 11, 2010, 06:04:32 pm
That is one hot TA!
Title: Re: Why, God, why?
Post by: fb39ca4 on September 11, 2010, 06:06:43 pm
The last TA I can remember that was hot was back in third grade...
Title: Re: Why, God, why?
Post by: Happybobjr on September 11, 2010, 06:10:45 pm
humm, my teacher thought the 65 year old TA was hot a few years back
* Happybobjr pukes
Title: Re: Why, God, why?
Post by: fb39ca4 on September 11, 2010, 06:16:16 pm
How old was your teacher?
Title: Re: Why, God, why?
Post by: Happybobjr on September 11, 2010, 06:21:44 pm
about 70
Title: Re: Why, God, why?
Post by: fb39ca4 on September 11, 2010, 06:26:30 pm
*fb39ca4 pukes
Title: Re: Why, God, why?
Post by: _player1537 on September 11, 2010, 06:46:09 pm
/me pukes
Title: Re: Why, God, why?
Post by: Netham45 on September 11, 2010, 07:01:23 pm
Ewwwwie!  >:(
Title: Re: Why, God, why?
Post by: Ranman on September 11, 2010, 07:07:18 pm
That is just wrong.
Title: Re: Why, God, why?
Post by: Deep Toaster on September 11, 2010, 07:26:21 pm
/me pukes and loses the game because fb39ca4 has "THE GAME" written in >9000 pt in his sig
Title: Re: Why, God, why?
Post by: meishe91 on September 11, 2010, 09:12:37 pm
/me joins in the puking, except pukes in rhythm with Never Gonna Give You Up.

Quote from: fb39ca4 on September 11, 2010, 01:07:44 pm
Quote from: meishe91 on September 11, 2010, 03:10:35 am
How'd you figure that out?
Yeah, how? Did you see her programming something on her calc?

He just asked her.

Quote from: Raylin on September 11, 2010, 04:04:38 am
I asked her. Unfortunately, she is taken.
Title: Re: Why, God, why?
Post by: Happybobjr on September 11, 2010, 10:18:20 pm
This is a pic. of the girl i love.
and failed at making her love me.
It's a sketch i made from memory.

Edit: will someone make my picture smaller plz?  (thank you apcalc, i think it was you?)

(http://img.removedfromgame.com/imgs/1284258555-test.png)
Title: Re: Why, God, why?
Post by: _player1537 on September 11, 2010, 10:39:09 pm
Very nice picture happybobjr, I wish I could draw :P
Title: Re: Why, God, why?
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on September 11, 2010, 11:24:32 pm
Wow nice pic. I'm not even close to being that good at drawing.
Title: Re: Why, God, why?
Post by: Deep Toaster on September 12, 2010, 10:20:30 am
That's a great drawing! The best I can do are stick figures :P

Quote from: meishe91 on September 11, 2010, 09:12:37 pm
Quote from: fb39ca4 on September 11, 2010, 01:07:44 pm
Quote from: meishe91 on September 11, 2010, 03:10:35 am
How'd you figure that out?
Yeah, how? Did you see her programming something on her calc?

He just asked her.

Quote from: Raylin on September 11, 2010, 04:04:38 am
I asked her. Unfortunately, she is taken.


Hm, did you ask her about the pic she sent you?
Title: Re: Why, God, why?
Post by: Happybobjr on September 12, 2010, 10:36:00 am
Quote from: _player1537 on September 11, 2010, 10:39:09 pm
Very nice picture happybobjr, I wish I could draw :P
Quote from: DJ Omnimaga on September 11, 2010, 11:24:32 pm
Wow nice pic. I'm not even close to being that good at drawing.

I can't draw either.
I suppose I just was truly inspired by my passion.
Title: Re: Why, God, why?
Post by: fb39ca4 on September 12, 2010, 11:37:47 am
Nice drawing, happybobjr!
You're >9000 times better than me at it.
Title: Re: Why, God, why?
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on September 12, 2010, 12:43:26 pm
Quote from: happybobjr on September 12, 2010, 10:36:00 am
Quote from: _player1537 on September 11, 2010, 10:39:09 pm
Very nice picture happybobjr, I wish I could draw :P
Quote from: DJ Omnimaga on September 11, 2010, 11:24:32 pm
Wow nice pic. I'm not even close to being that good at drawing.

I can't draw either.
I suppose I just was truly inspired by my passion.
Well, you sure did a good job with that one, though. :)