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General Discussion => Other Discussions => Humour and Jokes => Topic started by: Deep Toaster on October 31, 2011, 08:28:49 pm

Title: [CONTEST] 42 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on October 31, 2011, 08:28:49 pm

After seeing people run out of humorous ideas for our 9001 Signs (http://omniurl.tk/3544/), I came up with an idea: Why not hold a contest to see who can come up with the funniest list of signs? Here we go!

Rules	Prizes	Submissions	Extras
Your list must contain exactly 42 signs. You may list only signs you thought up yourself. Signs you posted in the main topic may be used, so long as they are not repeats of any previous sign posted by someone else. Thou shalt not break rule #4.	Glory and honor. There are no tangible prizes to speak of :w00t:	Please submit your entries before 11/31/11 11/11/11. Attach them to this thread as plain-text files. The signs must be funny or you will be banned.	Anybody want to try designing a winner's userbar?

Title: Re: [CONTEST] 42 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: annoyingcalc on October 31, 2011, 09:12:16 pm

1 you have put axe parser in the school year book pictures O.O I did this really!!!
2 you haev made a calculator in minecraft
3 ^ onlt the omni logo
4 same with cemetech
5 you know what nyan cat is
6 you have lost THE GAME
7 you have won THE GAME then lost D:
8 you have 9 calculators
9 you dont break rule 4 :P
10 you were banned because your signs werent funny D:
11 you program in school true
12 you have been on omni for 24hours straight
13 same for cemetech
14 you know what >9000 means
15 you have been on omni for >9000 min (true)
16 you play portal x
17 you own every ti calculator
18 ^ with casio
19 you have 1337 posts not in spam
20 >9000 in spam
21 you are paraniod to win this
22 your cousins love calculators

I post the rest in 3 hrs or so (haloween

Title: Re: [CONTEST] 42 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: parserp on October 31, 2011, 09:19:10 pm

hmmm... I'll be editing this one a lot.
1: You can type faster on a calc than on a keyboard
2: You have a nickname llike "calculator"
3: You're proud of that nickname
4: You have gotten detention for putting games on kids calcs
5: Your calculator smells good because of the AXE
6: You spend DAYS and even MONTHS on omni
7: You know what a rickroll is
8: You lost THE GAME
9: Lobsters are good
10: This is reason #2
11: This is reason #3
12: The game is a lie
13: Everything is a lie
14: You make userbars
15: You tell people you +1 them
16: You are currently working on a game on your calc
17: You shorten "calculator" to "calc"
18: You've seen RickRolled on youtube many times
19: You often leave people thinking: "my calc could do that?"
20: Your position is "Post Stalker of Tomorrow"
21: The only thing you want for Christmas is a calc (or a collection of them)
22: You've seen quote boxes with over 100 quotes in them
23: You are a nyan cat fan
24: You never leave home without your calc
25: You search through all of your 9001 signs to put in this contest
26: You point out things that are evil
27: You've fallen (or been pushed) off Yeong's bridge
28: You've proposed to your calc
29: You've beaten every calc game there is
30: You've changed your username multiple times
31: You've taught someone how to program
32: You fail math tests in which calcs are not allowed
33: Your only friend(s) is your calc(s)
34: You are either a coder of tomorrow, a manager, or a anti riot squad
35: You've seen leafy call bboy on IRC
36: You belong to multiple calc forums
37: Your favorite peanuts are the omni brands
38: Is there any other brands?
39: The only bookmarks you have are for calc forums
40: You've made over 100 versions of "Guess the number"
41: Half of the stuff on your hard drive is program backups
42: You know that Omni is the answer to life, the universe, and everything

DONE!!! 2nd one... :P

Title: Re: [CONTEST] 42 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on October 31, 2011, 10:40:25 pm

Deep thought you should make a poll where we just choose between 42 of the signs in the other thread. It would be much easier to vote.

Title: Re: [CONTEST] 42 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: turiqwalrus on November 01, 2011, 12:21:00 pm

here's a try at the reward userbar:
(http://www.userbars.com/51223/660968/600-2301-ubd3367.png)

Title: Re: [CONTEST] 42 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Darl181 on November 01, 2011, 06:34:40 pm

Quote from: DJ_O on October 31, 2011, 10:40:25 pm

Deep thought you should make a poll where we just choose between 42 of the signs in the other thread. It would be much easier to vote.

That would be a huge poll 0.o

As for rule #2, could signs be re-used from the other thread as long as we posted them?

Title: Re: [CONTEST] 42 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: BalancedFury on November 01, 2011, 06:40:02 pm

1:There is the song : Never Gonna Give You Up by Rick Astley every second in your head
2: You know that ^^^ is sometimes called Rick Roll
3: You lose the game before going into Omnimaga so you don't lose by other people
4: You get on the internet with your calculator
5: You always bring a scissor to Walmart so you can steal a expensive calculator
6: You donate over 1000 dollars to Omnimaga
7: You have over 9001 post ratings
8: You take every userbar ever created in Omnimaga
9: You make a fan site for Omnimaga
10: You make a MMORPG for Omnimaga
11: Your teacher takes away your calculator when you are calculating and suspect you of programming calculator.
12: You make up different things that sound anywhere close the "The Game"
13: You modify the song : Never Gonna Give You Up every chance you get
14: You put everything in the code box
15: You have four calculators in your pants in every pocket
16: You will never be found without calculator in your pocket
17: You send ideas of what things should be added in to calculators every other week
18: You pay 300$ and buy a ti-86 to finish your calculator collection
19: You're on Omnimaga every day
20: You're a admin :P
21: You work for a calculator company
22: You've tried to and failed a lot of times to not lose the game at Omnimaga
23: You are called a nerd in school because you always play with a calculator
24: You make calculator games just to get rating points and not because you want people to enjoy playing
25: The teacher takes away your calculator and gives you another one before at test
26: You are on 24/7/52 (24 hrs., 7 days, 52 weeks)
27: Your post per day is averaged to 1337+
28: You are entering this contest
29: Omnimaga is your home page
30: You make a facebook page for Omnimaga
31: You make multiple accounts just to click "Like" for the Omnimaga page in facebook
32: You try to meet up with everyone in Omnimaga
33: You can speak in any calc languages extremely fluently
34: You lie to your parents that you have homework every weekend so you can get on Omnimaga
35: t
36: h
37: 3
38: g
39: a
40: m
41: 3
42: You lost XD
DONE!
First one to be done! XD

Title: Re: [CONTEST] 42 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Yeong on November 01, 2011, 06:52:01 pm

Code: [Select]

For(A,1,42)
randInt(0,1)->B
Disp A
If B
Disp "I LOST TEH GAME
If not(B
Disp "WFRNG FTW
End


Title: Re: [CONTEST] 42 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: parserp on November 08, 2011, 04:53:20 pm

uh oh... only 3 days to go!!!! who will win?

Title: Re: [CONTEST] 42 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: BalancedFury on November 08, 2011, 05:06:29 pm

Let's see :P/me bribes DeepThought under the table secretly while I think no one was looking

Title: Re: [CONTEST] 42 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: parserp on November 08, 2011, 05:07:18 pm

uh oh... :P

Title: Re: [CONTEST] 42 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: BalancedFury on November 08, 2011, 05:19:46 pm

I am a businessman!!
[|:{P ()=

Title: Re: [CONTEST] 42 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: parserp on November 12, 2011, 05:28:58 pm

...so, today is the 12, has the winner been decided yet?

Title: Re: [CONTEST] 42 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: BalancedFury on November 13, 2011, 05:05:10 pm

Now its the 13th... :P
WHERE ARE RESULTS? :banghead:

Title: Re: [CONTEST] 42 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on November 13, 2011, 10:47:36 pm

Ergh, somebody want to make a poll for me? I'm too lazy busy right now.

Title: Re: [CONTEST] 42 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: epic7 on November 13, 2011, 11:51:23 pm

I always get errors when making polls.

Title: Re: [CONTEST] 42 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: parserp on November 15, 2011, 05:47:36 pm

ok I'll do it :)
EDIT: AH! it keeps saying "database error: Please try again. If you come back to this error screen, report the error to an administrator." so admin I think something is wrong...

Title: Re: [CONTEST] 42 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Darl181 on November 17, 2011, 06:30:09 pm

Quote from: Deep Thought on November 13, 2011, 10:47:36 pm

Ergh, somebody want to make a poll for me? I'm too lazy busy right now.

Added. :)

Title: Re: [CONTEST] 42 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: BalancedFury on November 17, 2011, 09:10:52 pm

Yay! :D/me is winning!!! :w00t:

Title: Re: [CONTEST] 42 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: parserp on November 22, 2011, 05:17:18 pm

>_> we are tied :P

Title: Re: [CONTEST] 42 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: BalancedFury on November 22, 2011, 07:43:28 pm

NU!
Can't BE

Title: Re: [CONTEST] 42 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: parserp on November 25, 2011, 04:12:37 pm

winner?

Title: Re: [CONTEST] 42 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: epic7 on November 25, 2011, 04:39:12 pm

Ill break the tie. I'll read them

Title: Re: [CONTEST] 42 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: annoyingcalc on November 25, 2011, 04:40:12 pm

Quote from: annoyingcalc on October 31, 2011, 09:12:16 pm

1 you have put axe parser in the school year book pictures O.O I did this really!!!
2 you haev made a calculator in minecraft
3 ^ onlt the omni logo
4 same with cemetech
5 you know what nyan cat is
6 you have lost THE GAME
7 you have won THE GAME then lost D:
8 you have 9 calculators
9 you dont break rule 4 :P
10 you were banned because your signs werent funny D:
11 you program in school true
12 you have been on omni for 24hours straight
13 same for cemetech
14 you know what >9000 means
15 you have been on omni for >9000 min (true)
16 you play portal x
17 you own every ti calculator
18 ^ with casio
19 you have 1337 posts not in spam
20 >9000 in spam
21 you are paraniod to win this
22 your cousins love calculators

I never finished!

23: if you have lose a calculator you only are cheered up by a) finding it b) losing the game 42 times
24: you got banned by deep thoughts fake rules (in the spam section)
25: you are programing your calculator and dont realize your house is on fire
26: you make the school intercom play never gonna give you up all day
27: you saw a blue lobster
28: your friends want graphing calculators
29: they also dont leave you alone on the bus ride home asking what games can they play tommorrow
30: you memorize never gonna give you up
31: if you are in a car you try to connect to omni even though you know it wont work
32: you wonder why people bother with cell phones instead of calculators
33: you program more minutes than you actually live
34: you dream of calculators and omnimaga
35: the best subject is programing
36: you make ndless 3  because you think ExtendeD is taking to long
37: you figure GLaDOS is made from calculators
38 you know all programming languages
39: for halloween you give out chewy calculators
40: your calculator can do anything
41: you wonder what april fools is going to be next year
42: you are very bored when no one posts

Title: Re: [CONTEST] 42 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: epic7 on November 25, 2011, 04:45:35 pm

/me votes for parser

Title: Re: [CONTEST] 42 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: parserp on November 25, 2011, 04:55:21 pm

Yay I'm winning!!!!! :D

Title: Re: [CONTEST] 42 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: BalancedFury on November 25, 2011, 05:47:54 pm

D:
I lose :(
Parser wins :w00t:
+1 now :D

Title: Re: [CONTEST] 42 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: parserp on November 25, 2011, 07:13:30 pm

Yay! now i can put the bar in my sig!

Title: Re: [CONTEST] 42 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: epic7 on November 25, 2011, 07:26:23 pm

I made one for the other people

(http://www.userbars.com/69181/668560/809-534-ubd5706.png) (http://www.userbars.com/profile/?user=69181)

Title: Re: [CONTEST] 42 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: parserp on November 25, 2011, 07:29:41 pm

Quote from: epic7 on November 25, 2011, 07:26:23 pm

I made one for the other people

(http://www.userbars.com/69181/668560/809-534-ubd5706.png) (http://www.userbars.com/profile/?user=69181)

lol that is awesome XD :w00t:

Title: Re: [CONTEST] 42 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: BalancedFury on November 25, 2011, 08:27:55 pm

Lol epic :P