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1000 things SirCmpwn should include in KnightOS
« on: November 14, 2010, 12:00:23 pm »
1: It should block all third-party assembly programs.
2: It should feature mathprint with easter-egg glitches.
3: It should include a few hundred BASIC commands no one uses, but definitely not GetKey.
4: It should add a bunch of really useful routines, then keep them from the public at all costs.
5: It should corrupt a random file every once in a while to keep things interesting.

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Re: 1000 things SirCmpwn should include in KnightOS
« Reply #1 on: November 14, 2010, 12:20:09 pm »
6: It should block its own assembly programs
7: It should feature a CAS that is actually WFRNG in disguise
8: Syntax error messages should redirect to textrolls
« Last Edit: November 14, 2010, 12:20:19 pm by squidgetx »

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Re: 1000 things SirCmpwn should include in KnightOS
« Reply #2 on: November 14, 2010, 12:26:43 pm »
9: Connection to other calcs will be almost none on longer cords that you buy from ti.
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Re: 1000 things SirCmpwn should include in KnightOS
« Reply #3 on: November 14, 2010, 12:31:50 pm »
10: coffee.
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Re: 1000 things SirCmpwn should include in KnightOS
« Reply #4 on: November 14, 2010, 12:35:00 pm »
10: coffee.

come on be serious.... decaf coffee

11.  A female voice that will talk to you from the I/0 port
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Re: 1000 things SirCmpwn should include in KnightOS
« Reply #5 on: November 14, 2010, 12:43:29 pm »
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Re: 1000 things SirCmpwn should include in KnightOS
« Reply #6 on: November 14, 2010, 01:00:06 pm »
D: Poor SirCmpwn D:
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Re: 1000 things SirCmpwn should include in KnightOS
« Reply #7 on: November 14, 2010, 01:55:35 pm »
I agree with 8, 10, and 11.

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Re: 1000 things SirCmpwn should include in KnightOS
« Reply #8 on: November 14, 2010, 03:02:11 pm »
12: An RSA signed Operating system so that once you've switched, you can't go back.
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Re: 1000 things SirCmpwn should include in KnightOS
« Reply #9 on: November 14, 2010, 03:11:29 pm »
You can't do that, actually ;)
13: It takes >9000 steps just to do something simple, like add 1 and 1.
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Re: 1000 things SirCmpwn should include in KnightOS
« Reply #10 on: November 14, 2010, 03:14:24 pm »
TI has made pretty big strides in that area, though  :P

14: force the user to input all math commands in Reverse polish notation.
« Last Edit: November 14, 2010, 03:14:45 pm by Qwerty.55 »
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Re: 1000 things SirCmpwn should include in KnightOS
« Reply #11 on: November 14, 2010, 03:17:21 pm »
15. all programs are deleted upon turning off the calculator.
16. the LCD refreshes at a maximum rate of 3 FPS.
17. only a 32x32 chunk of the LCD is used. the rest is "unnecessary"
18. an 8x8 sized Font is used, making 16 the maximum number of characters displayable. there is no small font.
19. all programs are written in KBasic. KBasic commands include:
-statistic regressions
-addition, subtraction.
- and that is all.
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Re: 1000 things SirCmpwn should include in KnightOS
« Reply #12 on: November 14, 2010, 03:19:28 pm »
20: Invite ScoutDavid to make the OS alone from scratch in two days, would be epic.
21: Have an application called 'The Game' that crashed the calculator.

(now this is serious)Make a loading screen with a knight fighting a dragon =O

EDIT: The others are just as serious, sorry
« Last Edit: November 18, 2010, 06:01:48 pm by squidgetx »

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Re: 1000 things SirCmpwn should include in KnightOS
« Reply #13 on: November 14, 2010, 03:21:06 pm »
TI has made pretty big strides in that area, though  :P

14: force the user to input all math commands in Reverse polish notation.
Even worse.... Reverse polish sausage


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Re: 1000 things SirCmpwn should include in KnightOS
« Reply #14 on: November 14, 2010, 03:26:50 pm »
22: obliterate a good chunk of the memory and call it a feature

Can someone explain the reverse polish sausage thing?
« Last Edit: November 18, 2010, 06:01:37 pm by squidgetx »
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