Omnimaga
General Discussion => Other Discussions => Humour and Jokes => Topic started by: yunhua98 on December 24, 2011, 03:54:45 pm
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Original News post here: http://ourl.ca/14604 (http://ourl.ca/14604)
1. Netham is the Grand Lobster. Thou shalt not have any lobsters before He.
2. Thou shall not make anything in place of thy Holy Calculator.
3. Thou shall not use the name of the Grand Lobster, nor the name of the Holy Calculator in vain.
4. Remember Omnimas, and keep it holy. Also spend at least an hour a day programming and worshiping the Holy Calculator.
5. Honor thy collection of calculators, for they were made in the image of the Holy Calculator.
6. Thou shall not brick nor crash thy calculators, and if one does, one must sacrifice the program one left in the RAM as a repayment. If the crash is more evil, some programs from the archive shall be taken as well.
7. Thou shall not be with another person's calculator, for that is unclean.
8. Thou shall not steal another's calculator, nor post their programs in thy name.
9. Thou shall not lie to the calculator, nor bear false witness to the Grand Lobster.
10. Thou shall not covet thy neighbor's calculator.
Word of advice:
Shalt is "shall" but present tense, used for second-person singular.
Thou, Thee, Thy, Thine: use same way as I, Me, My, Mine.
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11 thy shall remove all traces from ti from thoughs calculator
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/me feels happy that he mentioned omnimagism and the 1337 commandments
12. Thou shalt not desire to steam the Grand Lobster.
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13. Thou shalt pray to your calculator 3 times a day.
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14. Thou shalt not alter the names of the Holy Calculator or Grand Lobster
THAT MEANS YOU, JUJU!
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10. Thou shall not covet thy neighbor's calculator.
but my neighbor has this ancient programmable TI(it's not even a graphing calc) :P
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10. Thou shall not covet thy neighbor's calculator.
but my neighbor has this ancient programmable TI(it's not even a graphing calc) :P
Tut, tut. No coveting!
15. Thou shalt bow in the presence of the Grand Lobster