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Title: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
Post by: Streetwalrus on May 04, 2014, 04:56:58 pm
There is a misconception that we nerds don't have any form of relationship with girls. So let's make fun of it. Rules are the same as the 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni. ;)
No idea right now so I'll let someone else start the party up.

Edit : well, actually...
1 : You prefer to spend an afternoon playing Minecraft than going to the cinema w/ your gf (true story).
2 : If you had to choose between saving your gf and your calc, the choice would be pretty quick : the calc.
Title: Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
Post by: willrandship on May 04, 2014, 05:08:29 pm
I feel left out. I get all the ladies.
Title: Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
Post by: ordelore on May 04, 2014, 05:26:02 pm
3. You are always too embarrassed to even talk to a girl you crush on.
Title: Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
Post by: Streetwalrus on May 04, 2014, 05:28:45 pm
That's actually true for me too. :P
Title: Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
Post by: catastropher on May 04, 2014, 06:05:09 pm
4. You prefer dating other guys over girls, in which case the girls don't stand a chance with you either :P
5. Girls would rather take their calculator to prom than take you
Title: Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
Post by: Keoni29 on May 04, 2014, 06:36:51 pm
Yep it's true: http://geekologie.com/2013/05/girl-doesnt-get-asked-to-prom-takes-ti-8.php
Title: Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
Post by: JamesV on May 04, 2014, 07:54:34 pm
6. When you go on a first date with a girl, you take your calculator to show off your latest coding achievements.
7. You decide whether or not to date a girl based on what brand of graphing calculator she uses/used in school.
Title: Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
Post by: bb010g on May 04, 2014, 08:03:25 pm
8. You don't notice them because you're coding (or thinking about coding problems) all the time.
Title: Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
Post by: JamesV on May 04, 2014, 11:19:08 pm
9. Your girlfriend finds you in bed with someone else. Only it's not someone else. It's something else. It's your TI-84+CSE.
Title: Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on May 05, 2014, 12:34:47 am
10. You invite her for a calculator gaming session and the calculator game in question is a port of some Atari 2600 adult game.
Title: Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
Post by: Streetwalrus on May 05, 2014, 01:31:47 am
Hehe nice ones.
Also, Catastropher is here. O.O
Title: Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
Post by: Sorunome on May 05, 2014, 09:36:46 am
11. Lobsters. 'nuf said :P
Title: Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
Post by: Streetwalrus on May 05, 2014, 12:59:40 pm
12. You are a walrus so you can't date human girls.
Title: Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
Post by: ordelore on May 05, 2014, 06:02:39 pm
13. The extent of your humor are the type of connectors computers have.
Really, that is a joke that came up during reproduction.
Title: Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
Post by: JamesV on May 05, 2014, 06:21:49 pm
14. Your idea of giving a massage is running a garbage collect on your calculator.
15. When you date a girl who has the same name as a previous girlfriend, you refer to her as "version 2.0".
Title: Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
Post by: annoyingcalc on May 05, 2014, 07:24:48 pm
16. You spend more money on calculators then on her.
Title: Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
Post by: Scipi on May 05, 2014, 08:20:11 pm
17. Catgirls don't exist
18. You never make the first move
Title: Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
Post by: JamesV on May 05, 2014, 10:26:59 pm
19. Instead of simply talking to girls, you insist on chatting to them across two calculators via CalcNet.
Title: Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
Post by: Streetwalrus on May 06, 2014, 12:45:11 am
13. The extent of your humor are the type of connectors computers have.
Really, that is a joke that came up during reproduction.
Who never thought of that ? XD
Title: Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
Post by: willrandship on May 06, 2014, 12:45:56 am
I was under the impression the system was itself a joke.
Title: Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
Post by: Streetwalrus on May 06, 2014, 12:51:59 am
I was under the impression the system was itself a joke.
Wut ?
Title: Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
Post by: willrandship on May 06, 2014, 12:56:53 am
The male/female plug system HAD to have been a joke. You really think some engineer sat down and thought up this:

* Male/Female
* Mate
* Nipples
* Hermaphroditic
* Gender Changing

and didn't crack a smile once?
Title: Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
Post by: Streetwalrus on May 06, 2014, 01:00:02 am
Yeah right I think it's highly possible. We call stuff male/female for other things still. Like the chain pieces on vehicles.
Title: Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
Post by: willrandship on May 06, 2014, 01:02:09 am
The system didn't originate with electronics. I'm just claiming that when it did it was a joke.
Title: Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
Post by: Streetwalrus on May 06, 2014, 01:10:06 am
Yeah I do think so too. No one could have come up with this seriously. :P
Title: Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
Post by: tr1p1ea on May 06, 2014, 01:17:46 am
16. You spend more money on calculators then on her.

damn straight !
Title: Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
Post by: JamesV on May 06, 2014, 01:23:21 am
20. You celebrate the anniversary(ies) of when you purchased your calculator(s).
Title: Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
Post by: Streetwalrus on May 11, 2014, 02:05:34 pm
21. Even under alcohol which makes you less shy you still can't talk to girls.
Title: Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
Post by: 123outerme on May 11, 2014, 04:43:51 pm
22. Love calculators. That is all.
Title: Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on May 11, 2014, 04:45:25 pm
21. Even under alcohol which makes you less shy you still can't talk to girls.
I would probably end up messing up and saying stupid things that could scare them away x.x
Title: Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
Post by: Lunar Fire on May 11, 2014, 08:33:31 pm
23. Your definition of cleaning is removing obsolete programs or stuff you no longer care about on your calc.
24. You know all the instructions in TI-BASIC and z80 ASM by heart but your English (or French or German or Japanese or whatever language you speak) vocabulary is lacking.
Title: Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
Post by: 123outerme on May 11, 2014, 09:09:09 pm
22. Love calculators. That is all.


22. Your definition of cleaning is removing obsolete programs or stuff you no longer care about on your calc.23. You know all the instructions in TI-BASIC and z80 ASM by heart but your English (or French or German or Japanese or whatever language you speak) vocabulary is lacking.

Uhh, I though my post was #22.

Edit: Never mind.
Title: Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
Post by: JamesV on May 11, 2014, 09:22:24 pm
25. When your girlfriend blinks, you chuckle to yourself and say that she just performed a "ld a,$02 \ out ($10),a \ inc a \ out ($10),a"

(Skipped to 25 to account for the double-up of 22)
Title: Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
Post by: Matrefeytontias on May 12, 2014, 01:02:53 am
25. When your girlfriend blinks, you chuckle to yourself and say that she just performed a "ld a,$02 \ out ($10),a \ inc a \ out ($10),a"
Haha, nice one ;D

26. You think of her as an interrupt device, triggering way too fast.
Title: Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
Post by: JamesV on May 12, 2014, 01:10:23 am
27. When you wake up in the morning, you greet your girlfriend with "rst $00"
28. When your girlfriend complains about one of your personality traits, you let her know that it's a minor bug will be addressed in the next revision.

I have more, but I'm not sure they're appropriate to post here, I don't want to get in trouble  :P
Title: Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
Post by: Streetwalrus on May 12, 2014, 06:13:57 am
Just put the nsfw stuff in a spoiler and it'll be OK I guess. :P
Title: Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
Post by: pimathbrainiac on May 12, 2014, 06:16:22 am
29. You're too much of a "friend" or a "bro" to them (true story (for almost every freaking girl...))
30. You're too scared to tell half the people you like you like them, for fear of breaking societal norms (true story).
Title: Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
Post by: Streetwalrus on May 12, 2014, 06:17:59 am
31. You are hairy and leave in a cave (true story)
Title: Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
Post by: Lunar Fire on May 12, 2014, 05:59:11 pm
22. Love calculators. That is all.


22. Your definition of cleaning is removing obsolete programs or stuff you no longer care about on your calc.23. You know all the instructions in TI-BASIC and z80 ASM by heart but your English (or French or German or Japanese or whatever language you speak) vocabulary is lacking.

Uhh, I though my post was #22.


You are right. Must've been drunk when I wrote that. Sorry, this has been fixed to 23 and 24 now.
Title: Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
Post by: 123outerme on May 12, 2014, 07:36:32 pm
22. Love calculators. That is all.


22. Your definition of cleaning is removing obsolete programs or stuff you no longer care about on your calc.23. You know all the instructions in TI-BASIC and z80 ASM by heart but your English (or French or German or Japanese or whatever language you speak) vocabulary is lacking.

Uhh, I though my post was #22.


You are right. Must've been drunk when I wrote that. Sorry, this has been fixed to 23 and 24 now.
It's okay. Thanks for changing it!
Title: Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
Post by: Joshuasm32 on May 12, 2014, 07:46:04 pm
32: You have dreams about UI's every other night.
Title: Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
Post by: JamesV on May 12, 2014, 10:43:45 pm
33. You ask your girlfriend what she wants for dinner by writing a basic program with the instruction 'Input "DINNER?",D'
Title: Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
Post by: Lunar Fire on May 12, 2014, 10:46:12 pm
34. It takes 20 minutes for you to pass the ketchup, because you have to write an algorithm to pass arbitrary condiments.
Title: Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
Post by: blue_bear_94 on May 12, 2014, 10:46:52 pm
35: She loves programming, but thinks that your code is too dirty.
Title: Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
Post by: bb010g on May 12, 2014, 11:06:48 pm
36: She can't have her philosopher friends over for spaghetti because they'll start talking to you about forks.
Title: Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
Post by: Lunar Fire on May 12, 2014, 11:14:21 pm
37. When she brings home a cat, you lock it in a box with a radioactive substance and a Geiger counter.
Title: Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
Post by: JamesV on May 12, 2014, 11:37:07 pm
38. When she downloads a new game on to her smartphone, you spend the next 3 months making a calculator version of it
Title: Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
Post by: Streetwalrus on May 13, 2014, 01:11:11 am
37. When she brings home a cat, you lock it in a box with a radioactive substance and a Geiger counter.
Schrödinger experiment, much ? :P
Title: Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
Post by: JamesV on May 15, 2014, 02:14:06 am
39. You don't remember her birthday, but you remember the day you purchased your calculator.
40. When she's feeling a bit flat, you try to fit her with new batteries.

Ok I think I'm done hah.
Title: Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
Post by: Streetwalrus on May 15, 2014, 04:58:13 am
Hehe. I think you duplicated your own sign with 39 though. :P
Title: Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on May 15, 2014, 08:58:31 am
41. You have 27 calculators
Title: Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
Post by: JamesV on May 15, 2014, 04:45:41 pm
Hehe. I think you duplicated your own sign with 39 though. :P
Lol I thought that as I was typing it, so I went back and checked. It's very, very similar, but this one mentions her birthday as well. Maybe I should have just edited my previous one :P
Title: Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
Post by: Streetwalrus on May 15, 2014, 04:48:52 pm
Bleh whatever. :P
Title: Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
Post by: pimathbrainiac on May 15, 2014, 06:11:42 pm
42: You take the 42nd reason for the obvious reason.
Title: Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
Post by: Streetwalrus on May 15, 2014, 06:16:27 pm
43. When you call her you shout $CD followed by her home address.
44. You think palindromes are more important than her favorite number
Title: Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
Post by: 123outerme on May 15, 2014, 06:19:21 pm
45: You are so wrapped up in your programming endeavors that you forget to text her (not true story [yet]).
Title: Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
Post by: Streetwalrus on May 15, 2014, 06:21:20 pm
By the way I should mention here that I never had a gf nor did I even kiss a girl. :P Kinda why I started the topic but yeah. :P What about you guys ?
Title: Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
Post by: pimathbrainiac on May 15, 2014, 06:22:48 pm
Same. ._.
Title: Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
Post by: 123outerme on May 15, 2014, 06:24:08 pm
I have, but...
Ah, that's a story for another day.
Title: Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
Post by: ordelore on May 15, 2014, 06:25:11 pm
Same. :(
I need to muster up the courage to talk to her. But if I do, then I won't have any reason to post in this thread.
Title: Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
Post by: Streetwalrus on May 15, 2014, 06:28:54 pm
Actually had the same feel for a period of time I can't really define. But now when I see pics of her I don't even find her as pretty as when it was here. It's gone now. ._. And no other girl made me feel this way until now so now I have reasons to post here. :P

46. Your wake up alarm is a frekin' rooster.
47. Instead of dating that girl you saw on Facebook you use a random number generator and call the result to hopefully stumble upon a chick.
Title: Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
Post by: JamesV on May 15, 2014, 10:13:19 pm
48. Whilst on a dinner date with a girl, one of the waitresses says that you're a cute couple. You tell the girl that it's a Sin( that you meant together, followed by pulling out your calculator with a Sin graph plotted.
49. Whilst on a theatre date with a girl, she asks to look at the program to see what time the 2nd act starts. You pull out your calculator, bring up the PRGM menu and ask her which program she wants to look at.
50. When something bizarre happens, your girlfriend asks in a bewildered voice, "What are the odds?!". You respond by pulling out your calculator and working out the probability.
Title: Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
Post by: bb010g on May 15, 2014, 10:33:12 pm
50. When something bizarre happens, your girlfriend asks in a bewildered voice, "What are the odds?!". You respond by pulling out your calculator and working out the probability.
Never tell me the odds!
Title: Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
Post by: Lunar Fire on May 15, 2014, 10:36:44 pm
51. You don't know the place you went on your first date or the song the played on the jukebox as you kissed, but you stored the timestamp on your calculator.
52. When someone asks how long you have been dating, you pull out your calculator and calculate the number of seconds since the aforementioned timestamp.
Title: Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
Post by: Sorunome on May 16, 2014, 10:07:13 am
53: Said timestamp is NOT a unix timestamp, but instead it is the time in seconds since you received your first graphical calculator.
Title: Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
Post by: nikitouzz on May 16, 2014, 10:32:14 am
54 : because i've already a girls friends... :p
Title: Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
Post by: Hayleia on May 16, 2014, 05:48:48 pm
54 : because i've already a girls friends... :p
According to Norman Thavaud (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IqvO5Ny8Qw), boys have more chances with girls if they already have a girlfriend (see around 2:20).
Title: Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
Post by: Streetwalrus on May 16, 2014, 06:04:40 pm
Yeah right I saw that video. :P
Title: Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
Post by: Streetwalrus on May 18, 2014, 04:31:25 pm
55 : You make her lose the game on her birthday.
Title: Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
Post by: Hexatron on May 18, 2014, 04:35:45 pm
56: 2D>3D
Title: Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
Post by: Sorunome on May 18, 2014, 04:36:23 pm
57: https://xkcd.com/598/
Title: Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
Post by: Streetwalrus on May 18, 2014, 04:37:08 pm
XD That was hilarious.
Title: Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
Post by: Streetwalrus on May 19, 2014, 03:21:47 pm
58. "This is a world where people eschew sex to write a programming language for orangutans." - http://stilldrinking.org/programming-sucks
Title: Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
Post by: bb010g on May 19, 2014, 09:07:59 pm
58. "This is a world where people eschew sex to write a programming language for orangutans." - http://stilldrinking.org/programming-sucks
That essay reminds me of this: http://research.microsoft.com/en-us/people/mickens/thenightwatch.pdf (http://research.microsoft.com/en-us/people/mickens/thenightwatch.pdf)
Title: Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
Post by: AssemblyBandit on May 19, 2014, 11:48:50 pm
59: You haven't borrowed AssemblyBandits guide to being a pimp :D
60: You tell your girlfriend during an emergency you grab the external backup hd and push her out of the way. (True story :) [just playin though!])
61: "You unzip your pants and you find that there's a calculator down there." Michael Scott - The Office
Title: Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
Post by: Streetwalrus on May 20, 2014, 01:52:12 am
Haha lol at 61. XD
Title: Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
Post by: JamesV on May 20, 2014, 02:46:01 am
62. You plug your link cable into the wrong port.
Title: Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
Post by: mdr1 on May 20, 2014, 03:14:33 am
63. You prefer TI-Boy on z80.

64. Because of lack of memory, your z80 doesn't tell her life when she has a problem, like "Error: Invalid dim". But this is a "Bad Argument" though.
Title: Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
Post by: AssemblyBandit on May 20, 2014, 03:18:24 am
*edit  :o no comment!
Title: Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on May 23, 2014, 12:08:49 am
62. You plug your link cable into the wrong port.

I hope you don't mean what I think O.O
Title: Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
Post by: Hayleia on May 23, 2014, 12:44:42 am
62. You plug your link cable into the wrong port.

I hope you don't mean what I think O.O
I think it is what you think :P
And I was wondering when this one would come out.
Title: Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on May 23, 2014, 12:49:51 am
Also, if you are an Omnimaga user, you stand even fewer chances with girls, because instead of a link cable or you-know-what, you might actually attempt to plug a blue lobster claw by mistake, and into that wrong port. >.<
Title: Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
Post by: Joshuasm32 on May 23, 2014, 12:52:26 am
Out of curiosity, why is this thread not labelled NSFW?
Title: Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on May 23, 2014, 12:54:40 am
Maybe because it's not NSFW or not NSFW enough to be considered NSFW?
Title: Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
Post by: Joshuasm32 on May 23, 2014, 12:59:13 am
So in other words it is ISWF?  :3
Title: Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on May 23, 2014, 01:01:26 am
It depends what does it stands for. :P (Insanely Super Wonderful Foruming?)
Title: Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
Post by: Streetwalrus on May 23, 2014, 02:30:25 am
I did not label it NSFW because it's mostly not. If people want to post NSFW stuff, they can put it in a spoiler. ;)
Title: Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
Post by: Adriweb on May 23, 2014, 08:58:58 am
I guess a lot of people thought of 62 without the courage to post it x)

Anyway, a contribution :

65 : You fear too much to BREAK (http://tibasicdev.wikidot.com/errors#break) UP with her because of a BAD GUESS (http://tibasicdev.wikidot.com/errors#badguess) to a tricky question...

66 : ... A question she asked on a DATE (http://tibasicdev.wikidot.com/errors#date) that may lead to an ARGUMENT (http://tibasicdev.wikidot.com/errors#argument).

67 : When you wanted to go to a bar with her but suddenly... ID NOT FOUND (http://tibasicdev.wikidot.com/errors#idnotfound) in pocket so you can't buy drinks :(

68 : You struggle with the fact that she may think of you as someone who's too much of a SINGULAR MAT (http://tibasicdev.wikidot.com/errors#singularmat)e to hang out with

69 : We should skip that one, for the sake of youngsters. :angel:


Edit : I'm pretty sure we can make up a whole story with these errors....
Title: Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
Post by: Streetwalrus on May 23, 2014, 11:12:50 am
Wow, nice ones Adriweb. O.O
Title: Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on May 23, 2014, 12:16:45 pm
69! Was a popular line of code on the TI-80. It was used as replacement to For(Z,0,1:End for a 1 seconds delay or so.
Title: Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
Post by: Adriweb on May 23, 2014, 02:29:47 pm
69! Was a popular line of code on the TI-80. It was used as replacement to For(Z,0,1:End for a 1 seconds delay or so.
Indeed, I've used that a number of times, under suspicious looks from classmates...
Title: Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
Post by: Streetwalrus on May 23, 2014, 03:59:24 pm
Yeah, same for me. :P It's still the max ! can handle on the 83+ unless you install thepenguin's patch for full range exponent.
Title: Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
Post by: Sorunome on May 24, 2014, 03:30:54 am
Somewhat relevant:
Title: Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
Post by: Streetwalrus on May 25, 2014, 05:31:37 am
70:
Spoiler For NSFW:
(http://s.pikabu.ru/post_img/2013/12/02/7/1385976971_1357302843.png)
Title: Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
Post by: Princetonlion.tibd on June 10, 2014, 05:01:42 pm
71: You send the girl you like on multiple messages in hexadecimal.
72: You don't talk to the girl you like because you're programming 90% of the time
all true stories
Title: Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
Post by: JamesV on June 10, 2014, 10:29:50 pm
73. Your girlfriend thinks that calculators are a real turn [2nd]+[ON].
74. You talk to your girlfriend in terms of key presses, like in 73.
Title: Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
Post by: pimathbrainiac on June 10, 2014, 11:50:24 pm
75) You program so much, you talk in code, sometimes.
76)
Code: [Select]
#include <stdio.h>

int main()
{
    printf("And when you do, you forget semicolons")
    return 0
}
Title: Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on June 10, 2014, 11:56:35 pm
75) You program so much, you talk in code, sometimes.
http://xlib.mtv-music-generator.com/basicspeak.mp3
Title: Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
Post by: Princetonlion.tibd on June 14, 2014, 11:33:40 am
77: you write in 1337 (not me)
Title: Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
Post by: pimathbrainiac on August 28, 2014, 02:30:43 pm
78. You necro "reasons" threads.
Title: Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
Post by: Princetonlion.tibd on August 28, 2014, 07:01:43 pm
79: You carry a calc with you 24/7
80: You try this link because it was posted here:http://xlib.mtv-music-generator.com/
81: You believe ASM is the most important thing in the world
Title: Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
Post by: Dapianokid on September 06, 2014, 10:03:35 am
82: It's no misconception that geeks don't get girls
83: You lie about the misconception not being a misconception due to low self esteem brought on by not getting girls
84: There is a misconception that we're low on self-esteem
#Inception-minsconpetion
Title: Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
Post by: 123outerme on September 06, 2014, 10:56:04 am
85: Because I'm so polite to girls (everyone, really), they think that I'm not interested in them.
Title: Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
Post by: Princetonlion.tibd on September 06, 2014, 12:02:20 pm
Same :P

And most of my friends code :P

(before I moved)
Title: Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
Post by: ClrDraw on September 06, 2014, 09:03:21 pm
I wish my friends coded... I know like two kids who can code and they only do java (yet don't know what swing is) and a bit of other stuff. No calcs.
Title: Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
Post by: Vogtinator on September 07, 2014, 12:54:45 pm
86. You get friendzoned (Universal reason #1, not only for geeks/nerds)
87. You "hack" the school computer to send messages to a specific female subject of desire (a friend did this actually. She felt creeped out by that)
88. They think you're gay...
89. You try to help her in a comp sci project and you're so much better than her that she feels stupid next to you...
90. 85, but everyone else does.
Title: Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on September 07, 2014, 11:46:23 pm
About #88 I had guys thinking I was gay when I mentionned that I liked one italo disco song in particular (back then it was the only song of that genre I knew and liked, since I mostly listened to extreme dance and metal music) and if you showed any clear disinterest towards girls the same thing happened. So yeah it doesn't take much for people to judge others. :P (I can't imagine the reaction if someone said he listened to the song You Think you're a Man by Divine)
Title: Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
Post by: Matrefeytontias on September 08, 2014, 03:44:45 pm
Quote
82: It's no misconception that geeks don't get girls
*cough* *ahem*

91. You're convinced that you don't have a chance with girls.
Title: Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
Post by: Princetonlion.tibd on September 08, 2014, 06:37:13 pm
if you showed any clear disinterest towards girls the same thing happened.
Even calcs O.O


92: You read a book on nanotechnology even though you don't understand it really (thought it was a beginner introduction but it was a college introduction :P) and you tell everyone you want to read "the camel book"