13. The extent of your humor are the type of connectors computers have.Who never thought of that ? XD
Really, that is a joke that came up during reproduction.
I was under the impression the system was itself a joke.Wut ?
16. You spend more money on calculators then on her.
21. Even under alcohol which makes you less shy you still can't talk to girls.I would probably end up messing up and saying stupid things that could scare them away x.x
22. Love calculators. That is all.
22. Your definition of cleaning is removing obsolete programs or stuff you no longer care about on your calc.23. You know all the instructions in TI-BASIC and z80 ASM by heart but your English (or French or German or Japanese or whatever language you speak) vocabulary is lacking.
25. When your girlfriend blinks, you chuckle to yourself and say that she just performed a "ld a,$02 \ out ($10),a \ inc a \ out ($10),a"Haha, nice one ;D
22. Love calculators. That is all.22. Your definition of cleaning is removing obsolete programs or stuff you no longer care about on your calc.23. You know all the instructions in TI-BASIC and z80 ASM by heart but your English (or French or German or Japanese or whatever language you speak) vocabulary is lacking.
Uhh, I though my post was #22.
It's okay. Thanks for changing it!22. Love calculators. That is all.22. Your definition of cleaning is removing obsolete programs or stuff you no longer care about on your calc.23. You know all the instructions in TI-BASIC and z80 ASM by heart but your English (or French or German or Japanese or whatever language you speak) vocabulary is lacking.
Uhh, I though my post was #22.
You are right. Must've been drunk when I wrote that. Sorry, this has been fixed to 23 and 24 now.
37. When she brings home a cat, you lock it in a box with a radioactive substance and a Geiger counter.Schrödinger experiment, much ? :P
Hehe. I think you duplicated your own sign with 39 though. :PLol I thought that as I was typing it, so I went back and checked. It's very, very similar, but this one mentions her birthday as well. Maybe I should have just edited my previous one :P
50. When something bizarre happens, your girlfriend asks in a bewildered voice, "What are the odds?!". You respond by pulling out your calculator and working out the probability.
Never tell me the odds!
54 : because i've already a girls friends... :pAccording to Norman Thavaud (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IqvO5Ny8Qw), boys have more chances with girls if they already have a girlfriend (see around 2:20).
58. "This is a world where people eschew sex to write a programming language for orangutans." - http://stilldrinking.org/programming-sucksThat essay reminds me of this: http://research.microsoft.com/en-us/people/mickens/thenightwatch.pdf (http://research.microsoft.com/en-us/people/mickens/thenightwatch.pdf)
62. You plug your link cable into the wrong port.I hope you don't mean what I think O.O
I think it is what you think :P62. You plug your link cable into the wrong port.I hope you don't mean what I think O.O
69! Was a popular line of code on the TI-80. It was used as replacement to For(Z,0,1:End for a 1 seconds delay or so.Indeed, I've used that a number of times, under suspicious looks from classmates...
#include <stdio.h>
int main()
{
printf("And when you do, you forget semicolons")
return 0
}
75) You program so much, you talk in code, sometimes.http://xlib.mtv-music-generator.com/basicspeak.mp3
82: It's no misconception that geeks don't get girls*cough* *ahem*
if you showed any clear disinterest towards girls the same thing happened.Even calcs O.O