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1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls

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Streetwalrus:
There is a misconception that we nerds don't have any form of relationship with girls. So let's make fun of it. Rules are the same as the 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni. ;)
No idea right now so I'll let someone else start the party up.

Edit : well, actually...
1 : You prefer to spend an afternoon playing Minecraft than going to the cinema w/ your gf (true story).
2 : If you had to choose between saving your gf and your calc, the choice would be pretty quick : the calc.

willrandship:
I feel left out. I get all the ladies.

ordelore:
3. You are always too embarrassed to even talk to a girl you crush on.

Streetwalrus:
That's actually true for me too. :P

catastropher:
4. You prefer dating other guys over girls, in which case the girls don't stand a chance with you either :P
5. Girls would rather take their calculator to prom than take you

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