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Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
« Reply #30 on: May 11, 2014, 08:33:31 pm »
23. Your definition of cleaning is removing obsolete programs or stuff you no longer care about on your calc.
24. You know all the instructions in TI-BASIC and z80 ASM by heart but your English (or French or German or Japanese or whatever language you speak) vocabulary is lacking.
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Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
« Reply #31 on: May 11, 2014, 09:09:09 pm »
Quote from: 123outerme on May 11, 2014, 04:43:51 pm
22. Love calculators. That is all.


Quote from: Lunar Fire on May 11, 2014, 08:33:31 pm
22. Your definition of cleaning is removing obsolete programs or stuff you no longer care about on your calc.23. You know all the instructions in TI-BASIC and z80 ASM by heart but your English (or French or German or Japanese or whatever language you speak) vocabulary is lacking.

Uhh, I though my post was #22.
Edit: Never mind.
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Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
« Reply #32 on: May 11, 2014, 09:22:24 pm »
25. When your girlfriend blinks, you chuckle to yourself and say that she just performed a "ld a,$02 \ out ($10),a \ inc a \ out ($10),a"

(Skipped to 25 to account for the double-up of 22)
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Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
« Reply #33 on: May 12, 2014, 01:02:53 am »
Quote from: JamesV on May 11, 2014, 09:22:24 pm
25. When your girlfriend blinks, you chuckle to yourself and say that she just performed a "ld a,$02 \ out ($10),a \ inc a \ out ($10),a"
Haha, nice one ;D

26. You think of her as an interrupt device, triggering way too fast.
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Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
« Reply #34 on: May 12, 2014, 01:10:23 am »
27. When you wake up in the morning, you greet your girlfriend with "rst $00"
28. When your girlfriend complains about one of your personality traits, you let her know that it's a minor bug will be addressed in the next revision.

I have more, but I'm not sure they're appropriate to post here, I don't want to get in trouble  :P
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Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
« Reply #35 on: May 12, 2014, 06:13:57 am »
Just put the nsfw stuff in a spoiler and it'll be OK I guess. :P
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Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
« Reply #36 on: May 12, 2014, 06:16:22 am »
29. You're too much of a "friend" or a "bro" to them (true story (for almost every freaking girl...))
30. You're too scared to tell half the people you like you like them, for fear of breaking societal norms (true story).
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Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
« Reply #37 on: May 12, 2014, 06:17:59 am »
31. You are hairy and leave in a cave (true story)
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Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
« Reply #38 on: May 12, 2014, 05:59:11 pm »
Quote from: 123outerme on May 11, 2014, 09:09:09 pm
Quote from: 123outerme on May 11, 2014, 04:43:51 pm
22. Love calculators. That is all.


Quote from: Lunar Fire on May 11, 2014, 08:33:31 pm
22. Your definition of cleaning is removing obsolete programs or stuff you no longer care about on your calc.23. You know all the instructions in TI-BASIC and z80 ASM by heart but your English (or French or German or Japanese or whatever language you speak) vocabulary is lacking.

Uhh, I though my post was #22.

You are right. Must've been drunk when I wrote that. Sorry, this has been fixed to 23 and 24 now.
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Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
« Reply #39 on: May 12, 2014, 07:36:32 pm »
Quote from: Lunar Fire on May 12, 2014, 05:59:11 pm
Quote from: 123outerme on May 11, 2014, 09:09:09 pm
Quote from: 123outerme on May 11, 2014, 04:43:51 pm
22. Love calculators. That is all.


Quote from: Lunar Fire on May 11, 2014, 08:33:31 pm
22. Your definition of cleaning is removing obsolete programs or stuff you no longer care about on your calc.23. You know all the instructions in TI-BASIC and z80 ASM by heart but your English (or French or German or Japanese or whatever language you speak) vocabulary is lacking.

Uhh, I though my post was #22.

You are right. Must've been drunk when I wrote that. Sorry, this has been fixed to 23 and 24 now.
It's okay. Thanks for changing it!
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Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
« Reply #40 on: May 12, 2014, 07:46:04 pm »
32: You have dreams about UI's every other night.
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Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
« Reply #41 on: May 12, 2014, 10:43:45 pm »
33. You ask your girlfriend what she wants for dinner by writing a basic program with the instruction 'Input "DINNER?",D'
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Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
« Reply #42 on: May 12, 2014, 10:46:12 pm »
34. It takes 20 minutes for you to pass the ketchup, because you have to write an algorithm to pass arbitrary condiments.
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Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
« Reply #43 on: May 12, 2014, 10:46:52 pm »
35: She loves programming, but thinks that your code is too dirty.
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Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
« Reply #44 on: May 12, 2014, 11:06:48 pm »
36: She can't have her philosopher friends over for spaghetti because they'll start talking to you about forks.
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