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Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
« Reply #60 on: May 15, 2014, 06:28:54 pm »
Actually had the same feel for a period of time I can't really define. But now when I see pics of her I don't even find her as pretty as when it was here. It's gone now. ._. And no other girl made me feel this way until now so now I have reasons to post here. :P

46. Your wake up alarm is a frekin' rooster.
47. Instead of dating that girl you saw on Facebook you use a random number generator and call the result to hopefully stumble upon a chick.
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Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
« Reply #61 on: May 15, 2014, 10:13:19 pm »
48. Whilst on a dinner date with a girl, one of the waitresses says that you're a cute couple. You tell the girl that it's a Sin( that you meant together, followed by pulling out your calculator with a Sin graph plotted.
49. Whilst on a theatre date with a girl, she asks to look at the program to see what time the 2nd act starts. You pull out your calculator, bring up the PRGM menu and ask her which program she wants to look at.
50. When something bizarre happens, your girlfriend asks in a bewildered voice, "What are the odds?!". You respond by pulling out your calculator and working out the probability.
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Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
« Reply #62 on: May 15, 2014, 10:33:12 pm »
Quote from: JamesV on May 15, 2014, 10:13:19 pm
50. When something bizarre happens, your girlfriend asks in a bewildered voice, "What are the odds?!". You respond by pulling out your calculator and working out the probability.
Quote from: Han_Solo on May 17, 1980, 07:50:01 pm
Never tell me the odds!
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Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
« Reply #63 on: May 15, 2014, 10:36:44 pm »
51. You don't know the place you went on your first date or the song the played on the jukebox as you kissed, but you stored the timestamp on your calculator.
52. When someone asks how long you have been dating, you pull out your calculator and calculate the number of seconds since the aforementioned timestamp.
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Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
« Reply #64 on: May 16, 2014, 10:07:13 am »
53: Said timestamp is NOT a unix timestamp, but instead it is the time in seconds since you received your first graphical calculator.
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Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
« Reply #65 on: May 16, 2014, 10:32:14 am »
54 : because i've already a girls friends... :p
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Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
« Reply #66 on: May 16, 2014, 05:48:48 pm »
Quote from: nikitouzz on May 16, 2014, 10:32:14 am
54 : because i've already a girls friends... :p
According to Norman Thavaud, boys have more chances with girls if they already have a girlfriend (see around 2:20).
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Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
« Reply #67 on: May 16, 2014, 06:04:40 pm »
Yeah right I saw that video. :P
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Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
« Reply #68 on: May 18, 2014, 04:31:25 pm »
55 : You make her lose the game on her birthday.
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Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
« Reply #69 on: May 18, 2014, 04:35:45 pm »
56: 2D>3D
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Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
« Reply #70 on: May 18, 2014, 04:36:23 pm »
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Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
« Reply #71 on: May 18, 2014, 04:37:08 pm »
XD That was hilarious.
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Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
« Reply #72 on: May 19, 2014, 03:21:47 pm »
58. "This is a world where people eschew sex to write a programming language for orangutans." - http://stilldrinking.org/programming-sucks
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Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
« Reply #73 on: May 19, 2014, 09:07:59 pm »
Quote from: Streetwalrus on May 19, 2014, 03:21:47 pm
58. "This is a world where people eschew sex to write a programming language for orangutans." - http://stilldrinking.org/programming-sucks
That essay reminds me of this: http://research.microsoft.com/en-us/people/mickens/thenightwatch.pdf
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Re: 1337 reasons why you don't stand a chance with girls
« Reply #74 on: May 19, 2014, 11:48:50 pm »
59: You haven't borrowed AssemblyBandits guide to being a pimp :D
60: You tell your girlfriend during an emergency you grab the external backup hd and push her out of the way. (True story :) [just playin though!])
61: "You unzip your pants and you find that there's a calculator down there." Michael Scott - The Office
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