16- You buy pants with large pockets so you can carry your calculator(s) with you anywhere.That's handy. j/k But I have some and I was stopped in a metal detector on a museums with my pockets full of AA and AAA rechargeable batteries (for various devices like my calc, mp3 player, camera, etc.) AND the re-charger.
Wait, they make those? O_oyou mean blue lobsters? There are real blue lobsters alive in the world. There are also plushies ones.
109: In case TI freaks out again at the key factoring thing, you post backups of the 83+ keys at the bottom of your essays113: You read the above sentence as "tifreak" and wonder how pokemon purple is progressing. ;)
138. You've done http://brandonw.net/calcstuff/OSkill.txt (http://brandonw.net/calcstuff/OSkill.txt) to someone.Hmmm...I have. Silly silly me.
164 - You have friends that don't let you touch their calc from fear of you messing it up. :PYep.
165: You have the ROMs of every calculator made by TIYep. Including the 81. Every OS version, too.
173 - People come to *you* for Z80 Asm help often.lol
175 you organize/do calc game programming classes in school ;DI totally did this in my sophomore year XD
164 - You have friends that don't let you touch their calc from fear of you messing it up. :P
221: Your school bag consists more of z80 tutorials, axe routines, and calc-game readmes and walkthroughs than schoolwork.Wow, I totally do.
221: Your school bag consists more of z80 tutorials, axe routines, and calc-game readmes and walkthroughs than schoolwork.lol, that's true. :P
227 - You've added ALL the system flags to the Mode menu for quick accessYeah, like that would be easy and quick to access EVERY flag :P
Hey, the catalog is quick-access for us addicteds, it would just need proper organization227 - You've added ALL the system flags to the Mode menu for quick accessYeah, like that would be easy and quick to access EVERY flag :P
211: You have made calculator case mods between a TI-83 Plus and a TI-89 or between a TI-84 Plus and a TI-89 Titanium.That's already been mentioned, DJ. (just so you know)
212: You have completed #211 and end up using the TI-83 Plus family calculator in the TI-89 case, not the other way around.
264 -- Your mom knows that she can punish you enough simply by taking away your computer and your calculatorlol, so true... ;D
258 - Your calc speaks back.
259 - You don't need other game systems because you always use your calc for gaming.
01010100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01000111 01100001 01101101 01100101 00100001 00001101 00001010 01011011 01100011 01101111 01101100 01101111 01110010 00111101 01110010 01100101 01100100 01011101 00101010 01100011 01100001 01101100 01100011 01100100 01110101 01100100 01100101 00100000 01101100 01101111 01110011 01110100 00100000 01010100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01000111 01100001 01101101 01100101 00100000 00111010 01010000 01011011 00101111 01100011 01101111 01101100 01101111 01110010 01011101
294. You dont post in here because you are too busy coding!I hope that this is the reason why you rarely post!!! :O
300: Thanks to a few minutes of programming at the beginning of the period, you finish tests in half the time that everyone else takes.
hooray for bruteforcing probability problemshahahaha! i did that once. on homework, not a test, but still.
312: You brute forced the admin password to your parents computers to get into Omnimaga :)
/me is proud to have learned how to use /me.Just use them like normal. If it is not valid BBCode, then it will just display the brackets. Like [this].
/me is wondering how to type brackets in BBCode without having it become a tag, as in [bracket]A[bracket], as in matrix A.
Lol I remember math classes days for me. I usually finished my work/tests before most people (including homework) and ended up coding. I repeated the process in every class except gym and french classes (the later because I always went close to failing and needed to do more effort in reading comprehension).Quote300: Thanks to a few minutes of programming at the beginning of the period, you finish tests in half the time that everyone else takes.
Applies to me :P That's (one of the reasons) why I always have to write down everything :D
Thanks! Good to be back. The real influencer in my taking the risk of cracking the passwords was that DJ mentioned I would be demoted if I had <20 posts per month x.xIt's 10 actually (in a 30 day interval, meaning a staff wouldn't be able to post 10 times on September 1st then wait until October 31st to post 10 more times). Posts in intro/randomness aren't counted. During July until Mid-August it's 5, though. You appear to get online at least twice in 30 days, though, so I have serious doubts you would have troubles with this given how active you are when you come online. Most of the staff I got usually met this except Nitacku in Early 2009 (who only posted on UTI for some reasons, despite being Omni staff. He claimed we didn't have any interesting discussion :P) and Cooliojazz last Fall. Miotatsu and {AP} always were rigth at the limit :P
He claimed we didn't have any interesting discussion :P
300: Thanks to a few minutes of programming at the beginning of the period, you finish tests in half the time that everyone else takes.
351. You use your calculator more during the summer than you do during the school year
I am my calculator, and my calculator is me. We are one. When either dies, the other shall follow.
I actually often say: 'my calculator is more powerful than my cell phone, except that it hasn't got calling & sms'ing'True, I can modd more impressively my calculator than my cellphone...
(my brother calls my cell phone a 'brick')
I actually often say: 'my calculator is more powerful than my cell phone, except that it hasn't got calling & sms'ing'I always wondered: When someone calls a cellphone a brick, is it in reference to how back in the days, cellphones were as huge as actual bricks?
(my brother calls my cell phone a 'brick')
374. Your SAT math score would drop significantly if you didn't have your calculator377. You run the WabbitBrain emulator precisely to prevent this.
384: you had a nightmare last night that your contest entry ( stratego ), was finished. you were to lazy to archive the source code before you ran it. your ram clears and you lost everything.
i was about to scream when i woke up :P
405. For you, 404 cannot be found and 403 is forbidden.Lol awesome.
309: You can type the σmπimαgα logo on a TI-83 Plus.409. You can create a program the name is actually the σmπimαgα logo. And manage to run it.
410. This program loads omnimaga.org, σmπσmIRC included.309: You can type the σmπimαgα logo on a TI-83 Plus.409. You can create a program the name is actually the σmπimαgα logo. And manage to run it.
412. You get a lock for your gym locker to protect against anyone who would steal your calculators.
lol nice. At school nobody else than me really got dedicated into calc programming.
93. your teacher yells at you for not paying attention, (while you were programing on your calculator ), then he/she asks you to repeat what the said. You repeat what they said verbatim, and then go back to programming.lol done it worse still is in 1st grade I "wasn't paying attention" went I was asked to repeat back I repeated the last minute of lecture literally word for word. I think my mind has large i/o buffers.
419: You clicked this link (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0) because you felt you needed to.431. You got out your headphones to listen, because you're on a computer in the library without speakers.
420: You did that after mousing over and seeing http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Game_(mind_game)) as the URL.
421: You just clicked the link in #421.
i'M NOT SURE WHAT A SWORD SKILL IS BUT HERE'S THE SWORD ANIMATION FROM THE TWO SPRITES ON PG 13in your signature after reading http://ourl.ca/6030/102292 (http://ourl.ca/6030/102292).
378: When you type "o" into your address bar, the first hit is "omnimaga.org".441 (moving back one) (referring to #440): In a few days, all your friends' computers also autocomplete "o" to omnimaga.org.
439. When you type 'O' in your web browser, it auto completes to omnimaga.com.
440. You always use this shortcut.
441. When on a different computer, you often accidentally search for 'O' because you just pressed O Enter.
439. When you type 'O' in your web browser, it auto completes to omnimaga.com.I sure hope you meant .org, because yoU're gonna have a big surprise soon if you still continue visiting the site through .com/net (those two Omni domains were not renewed)
452: You have Blockdude for your pc. http://www.freedownloadscenter.com/Games/Puzzles/Block_Dude_for_PC_Download.html (http://www.freedownloadscenter.com/Games/Puzzles/Block_Dude_for_PC_Download.html)
468. You port Kerm Martian's Scouter program to the 84+, and it runs faster.470. It says your power level is >9000
You can now make other people lose the Game without losing it yourself.
483. You just spent 45 minutes reading all 18 pages of this thread and clicking each link, getting rickroll'd twice.
QuoteYou can now make other people lose the Game without losing it yourself.
If someone on this site were so addicted that they could do that, I'd tell them to please go play outside and enjoy the sunshine
487: You beat DJ's number of posts in one month488: You begin thinking of a way to accomplish that...
490: Omnimaga is at the top of Firefox's Most Visited list. ;D
lol490: Omnimaga is at the top of Firefox's Most Visited list. ;D
491: Omnimaga is at the top of IE's most visited list at a computer at your library. Today was the first time you used it...
498:your index finger is sore from clicking the refresh button on omnimaga home page so often
490: Omnimaga is at the top of Firefox's Most Visited list. ;D510. Omnimaga is the ONLY thing on your most visited list.
509. You have another computer specifically for storing files with an .8x* extension, and you used up all the memory. :P511. You have also filled up a 2 TB external hardrive of programs
526: You put a Rick roll in your programs in some way, shape or form.*Me and the Emperor are Never Gonna Give You Up*
234 - You emulate a TI-86 on your calculator during standardized testing just to spite the proctors who say 83+/84+ only
(I've done this ;D)
536. When you go to a baseball game, you ask for Omnimaga brand peanuts.
543: When you go to a restaurant, you ask for Netham tails.
543: When you go to a restaurant, you ask for Netham tails.
544. When you go to a restaurant, you ask for whole Nethams. :)
548: You emulate a ti-83+ on your Nintendo Ds, just so you can play calculator games (completely true story :D)
550. You use your computer to emulate a TI-84+SE, and use the emulated calc to emulate a GameboyYep. I've done it.
548: You emulate a ti-83+ on your Nintendo Ds, just so you can play calculator games (completely true story :D)
(is that pathetic?)
552. You use a computer to remote control a computer that emulates a computer that emulates a Nintendo Wii that emulates a Nintendo DS that emulates a TI-83 that emulates a Game Boy.
554. You use your calc as the interface to your PC.556. You did this with a TI-81.
555. You don't need a PC, you just use your calc, complete with WiFi
558. When you tried to remotely control that TI-80 with a iTouch, you accidentally made the TI-81 colorscreened.560. That iTouch was emulated on a TI-73.
559. The first thing you did when you found out is play a rickroll video complete with sound on the remotely-controlled TI-81.
563. Just by thinking of Omnimaga, you lose The Game
/me just lost The Game
KnightOS is drastically different than TIOS, and would never, ever be able to dual boot. TIOS would f*** it up so bad, and KOS would f*** up TIOS so bad, it wouldn't even be funny. However, dual booting two KnightKernel based OSes is definitely feasible.
572: You have a mouse in one hand and a calc in the other. Right now.575: When you leave your computer, said calc will be in your pocket.
*cough* not that I'm actually doing that or anything *cough* ;)Really? AWESOME! I've always wanted that! Yes! ;D TIA (Look back a page DJ!)
*hint:* AxeAid++That would be epic. It would also be nice if they were ordered.
Think custom menus geared for Axe development. Personally, I've always thought Rect( and RectI( belong in the Draw menu, don't you?
591: You've played Wacky Fun Random Numbar Generator more than any other game.
604: You have been hit by this:This one, of course, forgot to quote.Spoiler For Spoiler:
623: You used a nintendo DS emulator on your pc, to emulate TIOS, to emulate a gameboy.625: Like 623, but using a Wii emulator to emulate a DS emulator instead of simply running a DS emulator
623: You used a nintendo DS emulator on your pc, to emulate TIOS, to emulate a gameboy.625: Like 623, but using a Wii emulator to emulate a DS emulator instead of simply running a DS emulator
629: You've written TI-OS.623: You used a nintendo DS emulator on your pc, to emulate TIOS, to emulate a gameboy.625: Like 623, but using a Wii emulator to emulate a DS emulator instead of simply running a DS emulator
628: You've written any of the above emulators just so you could emulate TI-OS.
629: You've written TI-OS.623: You used a nintendo DS emulator on your pc, to emulate TIOS, to emulate a gameboy.625: Like 623, but using a Wii emulator to emulate a DS emulator instead of simply running a DS emulator
628: You've written any of the above emulators just so you could emulate TI-OS.
631: You ignore all the bad comments of math teacher while ur programming. Finally, Math teacher gives up on you. You're free to program without listening to him.(This happened to me)You can. Just not in the 1000th/2000th poster threads :P. We kept the same rules as MaxCoderz for those :P
632: You have played zelda LA with earphone in TI-84+ SE and actually beat it more than 1 time.
633: You have swapped calc with ur friend to use TI-boy SE
oops... I'm not allowed to post here am I?
634: Your math teacher is threatening to force you to use a TI-32 during class
635: *one month later, on ticalc.org* TI-32 Unlocked to 3rd Party Programming with Sir Cmpwn's Exploit
#641 You have more than 1 calc in ur pocket
#641 You have more than 1 calc in ur pocketThat happened to me once ;D. I know I was gonna code a dangerous part of one of my game (that could RAM clear and corrupt my Flash memory if I did a mistake) and I took no chance and brought another calc with a backup.
#641 You have more than 1 calc in ur pocketThat happened to me once ;D. I know I was gonna code a dangerous part of one of my game (that could RAM clear and corrupt my Flash memory if I did a mistake) and I took no chance and brought another calc with a backup.
Careful allocation of space, and careful selection of pants :)
It was ROL1 I think. I used a buggy ASM utility to archive/unarchive programs inside programs (which was impossible in BASIC) and misusing it could do pretty bad stuff. I feared a reset like what killed Illusiat 2002 (Instead of RAM clears, the calc kept turning OFF until I reset the entire memory)#641 You have more than 1 calc in ur pocketThat happened to me once ;D. I know I was gonna code a dangerous part of one of my game (that could RAM clear and corrupt my Flash memory if I did a mistake) and I took no chance and brought another calc with a backup.
And what part/game is that? I'm curious as to what can corrupt your Flash memory.
651. on your browser, typing "p" auto completes to omnimaga.org. (does for me. ;))lol how does that happen?
no, I meant "p", on my browser, "p" auto completes to omnimaga.org. :PWith me too. Firefox is looking for "P"s in the Url and in the page title.
651. on your browser, typing "p" auto completes to omnimaga.org. (does for me. ;))
663: When you are known at school solely because of your calculator.
663: When you are known at school solely because of your calculator.
lol this is me
664. Instead of playing xbox, you play gbc4nspire. EVERY NIGHT!Yup. Defenitely me.
662: You're sitting at your computer with you legs crossed, left hand on your face, right hand on the mouse, and your calculator on your desk.
You waited 31 pages just for that, didn't you? ;)
667. You have folder called ti stuff
667. You have folder called ti stuff
679. when the girl you ask out is an ai program herself
686: You have 7 graphing calculators and no mp3 player.but your calculators are mp3 players ;_;
TRUE STORY
683: You have more calculators than you have songs on your MP3 player.
.
685: You've looked at this thread more than once.
Assuming not 100%, this means you have at least 12 calculators :O683: You have more calculators than you have songs on your MP3 player.
687: >90.00% of them are remixes of "Never Gonna Give You Up" (http://www.google.com/)
I lol'd at 693 . I don't really get the XKCD in 694, though ???That XKCD basically say that you could write an antispam with an AI so powerful it forces spambots to post constructive and helpful comments. Reminded me of that one time when one of the antispam scripts on the board failed. xD
695: you are the only one in a Maths (IB High Level class) that knows how to use (and program) their ti-nspire
696: The only one in the class that has bothered to look at the ti website (well until the teacher showed the class today)
Ah right. Sadly this script seems to slowly become a reality X.xI lol'd at 693 . I don't really get the XKCD in 694, though ???That XKCD basically say that you could write an antispam with an AI so powerful it forces spambots to post constructive and helpful comments. Reminded me of that one time when one of the antispam scripts on the board failed. xD
710. The CIA has confiscated your calc for matters of national security.Me and my friends play a modified RPG type of thing based on D&D, and we seriously joked about a scenario like this:
695: you are the only one in a Maths (IB High Level class) that knows how to use (and program) their ti-nspireCool another IB Student, my school doesn't offer HL, it gives us AP Calc BC instead.
704. You download programs off ticalc.org at school.I've done this multiple times now.
710. The CIA has confiscated your calc for matters of national security.Wow that would be scary.
695: you are the only one in a Maths (IB High Level class) that knows how to use (and program) their ti-nspire
721 You have omnimaga in your nspire
721 You have omnimaga in your nspire
Wow, and I was literally just thinking of this today! :D
722: You have so much Calculator stuff that it wont all fit on your computer and need a separate hard drive for it.
721 You have omnimaga in your nspire724 - You surpassed Google's servers with a single TI-81.
721 You have omnimaga in your nspire724 - You surpassed Google's servers with a single TI-81.
728: Your halloween costume is a huge TI-Nspire.I'd really lol if I saw one like that.
721 You have omnimaga in your nspire724 - You surpassed Google's servers with a single TI-81.
730: You got an abacus as a gift, and your very first thought was to wonder how you would program it.
This is true - I actually got a small abacus today. I've been obsessively practicing dividing on it all morning, lol.
Lol i almost did that, my school has Ti-83+ costumes.728: Your halloween costume is a huge TI-Nspire.I'd really lol if I saw one like that.
That or a Casio Prizm.
743: You programed so much Axe that you calculate math tasks from left to right, also if there are multiplications.
I remember trying to make a BASIC comparison for one of my early programs and got ERR:SYNTAX because I put a dot for a comment. Then it got confused over Pt-On(X*8,Y*8,Pic1) and ERR:ARGUMENT743: You programed so much Axe that you calculate math tasks from left to right, also if there are multiplications.
744: Then you went back to pure TI-BASIC, but you couldn't get the program to run because you forgot how to compile BASIC programs.
753: 79 6f 75 27 72 65 20 73 6f 20 75 73 65 64 20 74 6f 20 23 37 34 37 20 74 68 61 74 20 74 68 65 20 74 72 61 6e 73 6c 61 74 6f 72 20 69 73 20 79 6f 75 72 20 6e 75 6d 62 65 72 20 6f 6e 65 20 62 6f 6f 6b 6d 61 72 6bI just typed in "translator, binary" on the top and it took me right where I wanted to go. ;D
773: You find any of the previous 36 pages funny.
774: Your calculator was determined to be a threat to national security after you hacked the NSA with it... using BASIC.
743: You programed so much Axe that you calculate math tasks from left to right, also if there are multiplications.
744: Then you went back to pure TI-BASIC, but you couldn't get the program to run because you forgot how to compile BASIC programs.
805. You are waiting patiently until you can be the one to post #1000. (or 1337 or 9001 or ...)
That should be laz0r, by the way.Is that a zero or capital letter O?
809: Your teacher bans you from using a graphing calculator in Pre-Calculus.
Yeah, that's me.
809: Your teacher bans you from using a graphing calculator in Pre-Calculus.
Yeah, that's me.
That is just about to happen to my whole class!
My teacher said the other day that she is going to start not letting us use calculators on tests, while staring at me the whole time. :( (Sad part is, I am the only one who can still do good on the tests without a calc :P)
810: You point out optimizations to the teacher's programs.
Is it because you had games and stuff?809: Your teacher bans you from using a graphing calculator in Pre-Calculus.
Yeah, that's me.
That is just about to happen to my whole class!
My teacher said the other day that she is going to start not letting us use calculators on tests, while staring at me the whole time. :( (Sad part is, I am the only one who can still do good on the tests without a calc :P)
809: Your teacher bans you from using a graphing calculator in Pre-Calculus.
Yeah, that's me.
Yep :)Is it because you had games and stuff?809: Your teacher bans you from using a graphing calculator in Pre-Calculus.
Yeah, that's me.
That is just about to happen to my whole class!
My teacher said the other day that she is going to start not letting us use calculators on tests, while staring at me the whole time. :( (Sad part is, I am the only one who can still do good on the tests without a calc :P)
813. You have written a text-to-speech program for the TI Calcs. It sounds like GLaDOS.814. It is GlaDOS.
Yep :)Is it because you had games and stuff?809: Your teacher bans you from using a graphing calculator in Pre-Calculus.
Yeah, that's me.
That is just about to happen to my whole class!
My teacher said the other day that she is going to start not letting us use calculators on tests, while staring at me the whole time. :( (Sad part is, I am the only one who can still do good on the tests without a calc :P)
It's hard to reset mine :)same ;)
811. The programs you use to help you on tests are ASM programs, written with Mimas.In my math class last year, the only cheating people ever did on tests was to write notes in programs.
They sometimes retaliate by not allowing you to use the calc altogether, though, when you block stuff to prevent them from resetting the calc.They force them to buy Nspires? ;_;
One thing I wonder, though: What do they do with 83+ or 83+SE users or old 84+ OS users? Those calcs got no PTT mode.
They sometimes retaliate by not allowing you to use the calc altogether, though, when you block stuff to prevent them from resetting the calc.They force them to buy Nspires? ;_;
One thing I wonder, though: What do they do with 83+ or 83+SE users or old 84+ OS users? Those calcs got no PTT mode.
/me eats an Nspire and shits a prizm.WTF?
/me eats an Nspire and shits a prizm.WTF?
822. Every time you meet someone new you offer them a bag of peanuts. :PI believe this was posted way earlier
823: Every time you buy a new calc...
829:Your calc runs Windows.830: Every computer OS in existence is based off your calculator.
827: You play :the game: with ur calc832: You WIN The Game (http://tinyurl.com/35vtam5) with your calc
844: You've ported WFRNG to any language.
847: You modified GCC to compile according to the WFRNG.844: You've ported WFRNG to any language.
846: You wrote a language that compiles according to the WFRNG.
860. Whenever you hear "ion" you immediately think "Wingbermuehle!".
862: your math teacher and classmates know about wfrng because you praise it so often.
863: They now think you're crazy. Even crazier than before, when you were programming all class and somehow still managed to ace every test.So basically what we all do. ;-)
880: you wantz cherriezDoes yours have any relevance? if not, plz change it.
879: You use your Ipod as backup memory for your calculator.
880: you wantz cherriezDoes yours have any relevance? if not, plz change it.
877: Firefox didn't load fast enough for you and you've been to any of the following sites because of it: nimaga.org (http://nimaga.org), imaga.org (http://imaga.org), maga.org (http://maga.org), aga.org (http://aga.org)
Nuuuu! Use Firefox 4 Beta!877: Firefox didn't load fast enough for you and you've been to any of the following sites because of it: nimaga.org (http://nimaga.org), imaga.org (http://imaga.org), maga.org (http://maga.org), aga.org (http://aga.org)
Too true, and I've been to http://o/ several times because Chrome didn't load fast enough x.x
/me is using stable FF 3.6.12Nuuuu! Use Firefox 4 Beta!877: Firefox didn't load fast enough for you and you've been to any of the following sites because of it: nimaga.org (http://nimaga.org), imaga.org (http://imaga.org), maga.org (http://maga.org), aga.org (http://aga.org)
Too true, and I've been to http://o/ several times because Chrome didn't load fast enough x.x
879. You went on a rampage when you lost your calc.
/me hopes 879 did not happen for real to HOMER-16. X.xRAWR!!!
/me hopes 879 did not happen for real to HOMER-16. X.x
883. You can identify your calc with the program list alone.LOL I remember one time Mirage said I have 50+ progs, not including axe sources :P
888. You write all your programs in any language on the calculator then port them to the computer.
883. You can identify your calc with the program list alone.
You could also use AboutFix. ;D883. You can identify your calc with the program list alone.
^This is me
892: You've designated a place in your Archives to contain a unique calculator code that you will use to identify your calc in case you meet someone else with the same program list.
883. You can identify your calc with the program list alone.
891: You know all of the "secret smileys" O0 >:D ^-^I could add more. Those are the default ones actually. :P
(or are there more?)
883. You can identify your calc with the program list alone.
^This is me
892: You've designated a place in your Archives to contain a unique calculator code that you will use to identify your calc in case you meet someone else with the same program list.
896: you're the only one in your school that has a program list on their calc.
898: While the others carve their name in their calculator, you carve your code instead.883. You can identify your calc with the program list alone.
^This is me
892: You've designated a place in your Archives to contain a unique calculator code that you will use to identify your calc in case you meet someone else with the same program list.
895: You've memorized your calculator ID for that purpose.
898: While the others carve their name in their calculator, you carve your code instead.883. You can identify your calc with the program list alone.
^This is me
892: You've designated a place in your Archives to contain a unique calculator code that you will use to identify your calc in case you meet someone else with the same program list.
895: You've memorized your calculator ID for that purpose.
896: you're the only one in your school that has a program list on their calc.
689: You wonder if this thread should go to 1337 instead of just 1000Or to 9000...
690: You paint the Shift keys on your keyboard blue/yellow (depending on what calc model you have) and label it 2nd
691: You do the same with Ctrl, painting it green and labeling it ALPHA (or ♦ if you have a 68K)
692: You turn on stickykeys because you're not used to holding down Shift
919: You always type RAM in all-caps lettersRAM is an acronym and acronyms should always be written in all-caps.
930: You've posted on Omni from your DSi.One time I was seriously considering making one of these signs from a ps3, but it's not connected to the internet and I don't know the security key :P
964: You managed to do this:Wow, changing the root folder?
964: You managed to do this:Wow, changing the root folder?
966: You can just do that with wabbitemu.
Wait, is that an old version?
~969~
~You have wabbitemu open after you tried to do #964~
Did you modify the source or something?
970: You rage kill whenever you see pink lobster
(968) You are non conformist.
I'm referencing the string pointed to by {976} ;)
(968) You are non conformist.
{976} You follow Axe programming standards in regular typing.
I don't normally :Pi do it on accident so much.
:Output(1,1,"981: You do this")
:Output(2,1,"in normal")
:Output(3,1,"writing.")
:) ;) :D ;D >:( :( :o 8) ??? ::) :P :-[ :-X :-\ :-* :'(I got tired of uploading them earlier :P. There are many more actually (about 80). I'll have to make some hidden or via pop-up, though, because they're bigger.
;D(http://www.omnimaga.org/Themes/default/images/gpbp_arrow_up.gif) >:D O.O ^-^ >B) :banghead: :angel: ._. :devil: <_< :evillaugh: :crazy: :hyper: :love:
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986: You get rickrolled/lose the game so often you don't care.Not in good form, my friend.
987: You're always the first person to post in an intro topic. In fact, you post before the first post in the topic.
988: You watch TI and Casio on Google Finance constantly, even though you don't trade at all.
989: The green border around your calculator's screen has been changed (http://xkcd.com/548/).
990: You have been posting in the new forum in 2008, 2009, 2010, and 2012.
991: You've made a script to automatically open all unread Omnimaga topics on startup.
992: On your calculator.
993: Because you use it so much, there are only 3 new topics each time you use it.
994: Your calculator is always running.
995: You use it to host your website. (http://www.ticalc.org/community/surveys/335.html)
996: It's a TI-81. (http://www.ticalc.org/community/surveys/335.html)
997: After doing a couple of mods, Guinness World Records calls you to say that your calculator has been named the world's lightest working computer.
998: ticalc.org deleted your account because no one downloaded anything else.
999: You're planning to post a poll once this reaches 1000 signs with all 1000 signs as choices.
1000: You posted the 1000th sign.
986: You get rickrolled/lose the game so often you don't care.Not in good form, my friend.
987: You're always the first person to post in an intro topic. In fact, you post before the first post in the topic.
988: You watch TI and Casio on Google Finance constantly, even though you don't trade at all.
989: The green border around your calculator's screen has been changed (http://xkcd.com/548/).
990: You have been posting in the new forum in 2008, 2009, 2010, and 2012.
991: You've made a script to automatically open all unread Omnimaga topics on startup.
992: On your calculator.
993: Because you use it so much, there are only 3 new topics each time you use it.
994: Your calculator is always running.
995: You use it to host your website. (http://www.ticalc.org/community/surveys/335.html)
996: It's a TI-81. (http://www.ticalc.org/community/surveys/335.html)
997: After doing a couple of mods, Guinness World Records calls you to say that your calculator has been named the world's lightest working computer.
998: ticalc.org deleted your account because no one downloaded anything else.
999: You're planning to post a poll once this reaches 1000 signs with all 1000 signs as choices.
1000: You posted the 1000th sign.
1011. Your calculator doesn't need a power source.
1025: You are convinced that 1024 is a round number, like 1000 usually is.
1035: You recognize the "new" emoticons from the old site and it brings a sense of nostalgia. =DI think you, Calc84maniac, Netham45 and myself are the only remaining forum members from the old site that are still active here since then. D:
1036: You own several graphing calculators despite not attending school anymore or needing them for maths. (I own 7 myself)
1037: You are proud of said collection and intend on expanding it further. =)
1042. You can only do mental math in binary or hexadecimal, you need to use a pencil and paper to work out 6x7 in decimal.
1047: You've deliberately caused your TI-83+ to reset its memory at least once.
1055. You installed Halo: Reach to your calc.
1056. You got MVP in a match.
1057. If you were beaten you sent everyone a modified version of Xeda's virus.
1077: You've taught someone how to play The Game.
1078: You've used your calc as a tricorder.What's a tricorder ???
And before you ask, yes, I have done this.
1088: You were surprised that there was no Rickroll at the end.ASM programs are exempt, however, due to the tedium of typing hex.
(http://www.omnimaga.org/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=4672.0;attach=3590;image)
;)
1097: You seen Rick Astley instead.
1096: Stare at the center of this picture for 30 seconds. Now look on the nearby wall. You should see a lobster.
(http://www.opticaliillusions.com/wavy-lines-2.jpg)
1108: You've listened to Christmas Carols on your calc.1109: You listened to DJ's Xmas Core on your calculator.
1109: You listened to DJ's Xmas Core on your calculator.Does that work on TI-83+?
1112: You also know that 10! seconds is exactly 42 days.
1113: You know how to figure 1112 out on your calc.
1114: You checked the math for 1112 with the calc you always have handy.
1129. You treat and talk about everything in life as if it were a programming project. (Think: debug, code, commit, etc.)1132. Everything you see have a programming reference in it.
For some reasons, when I look at this thread, time always seem to have flowed faster. It seems like the last post was always yesterday. :P
Maybe that happens more when activity is low. :P
1139. You know that your post count is getting close to 666 >:D :devil: :evillaugh:
1141. You use Mimas, even on a computer with other assemblers available.
1141. You use Mimas, even on a computer with other assemblers available.I like this ;D
1144: when you play games you think about how they made them and all the work put in them, not just taking in the game for granted
On a side note, I could almost turn Omni into a social network if I wanted. There are SMF mods allowing social profiles. However, they're buggy and most allow stuff like blogs and sharing videos. I would rather prefer if people would continue sharing that stuff on the forums. I guess I could always add such mod in the future, though.
1143: omnimaga is your replacement for facebook: social updates meeting with friends etc(even though i go on fb sometimes
Sadly Wikipedia only allows articles about notable organizations that accomplished stuff for the world or notable companies that were very popular. United-TI had a page back in 2006, but it got deleted since it violated Wikipedia's policies. Even ticalc.org has no page there. I believe Kerm tried to have one for Cemetech, but to no avail. To be considered as WIkipedia-worthy, we would most likely need to accomplish the OTcalc project and it would need to be very popular, maybe even as much as HP or Casio calcs.Omnimaga is listed as a reference in the TI-84 Plus Series article, actually. That article was what made me find Omnimaga :)
That said, the site link can always be added to pages such as Calculator gaming, TI-83 Plus or that stuff, if they exists, since it would probably be relevant.
1154: you made your calc into a time machine, and already have the book completely compiled. That's how you knew 1154 was this.
1163: When someone asks you what the 3rd row 4th column are on a calc, you immediately respond with "vars".
1176:You can't wait for the day your post count reaches 1337, and will be sad when it no longer is. D:1179: Somehow, the 1337 posts easter egg doesn't work on you.
1123: You've spent weeks looking for a better proxy--say, one that displays images and allows you to modify your posts1124: You occasionally put subtle hints in some of your posts...
1120: You were surprised that this thread kind of died
1131: You made an Nspire emu on a Z80 calc.
1136: You refresh the page constantly even though OmnomIRC will tell you about new posts :P1137: You know omnomIRC won't tell you about randomness, which includes this topic.
1146: You actually silver-plated your SE.
1. You reset your calc mem, so you are confused now. btw, why is cemetech.. so... blue?
1158: You know you shouldn't mess with crab because crab is the friend of lobster
1159: Shrimp too.
yeah yeah, i know :P
1167. You go to your local thrift store, and know exactly where to look for computer parts, and what is valuable and what is junk :P
1164: You know the answer, in binary, hexadecimal, and that the original answer was in tertiadecimal (base-13, not sure if that's right:P)Just looked it up it's either tri- or tre- decimal
BTW, 110110, 36, plus in base thirteen 6*9=42
1176: You think in TI-Basic (seriously, I'm starting to)
1169: You got tired of the slide case falling off, you put that grippy electrical tape on the inside (and it stays now!)
1179: You optimize the thoughts of others.1176: You think in TI-Basic (seriously, I'm starting to)
:"1176→Str1
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:If not(inString("think in TI-Basic",Str1
:" don't
:Disp "1178: You"+Ans+" understand what Holmes is talking about.
1180: you hate Garbage Collect, it takes always 5 mins because you use reading from archive
1182: nom on cherries and NethamsThere, fixed it for ya :P
1182: nom
1182: nom
1183: NOMNOMNO--- NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP!
1176: You think in TI-Basic (seriously, I'm starting to)randInt(0,2→A
1192: You cry when somebody takes your calc to use it. Even if they give it back. Who knows what abuses they put my baby calcy through! >_>
1194: Your idea of Pseudo-code is Assembly language :PHey...
1195: You know what Pseudo-code is.
1196: You can program in Hex without your calc crashing.
1197: You have lost The Game at least twice in the past two days.
1198: You're waiting to post in the Necropost game thread.
1199: You're hoping not to get ninja'd on your post.
1200: You're excited that you get to post rule #10 in base 1200
1194: Your idea of Pseudo-code is Assembly language :P
1205: you are passing genetics because you just compare everything to programming
1204: The word "game", when capitalized, is censored by your computer in an attempt to keep you from losing.
1204: The word "game", when capitalized, is censored by your computer in an attempt to keep you from losing.
You do that too!?!?
Sweet, I am normal.
1206: This causes you to lose the game when ever you see something bleeped.
1208: You know that there's someone at your college who knows about the Game, because you saw the word written in graffiti on a bulletin board there.
1213: You also use a disinfectant.1192: You cry when somebody takes your calc to use it. Even if they give it back. Who knows what abuses they put my baby calcy through! >_>1193: You wipe your calculator with a soft, soft cloth (with a non-abrasive cleaner) whenever someone returns it to you.
@qazz42 LOL
1214: You set your computer to automatically go to omnimaga at startup and search for new posts
I didn't think ti ever released important information aren't you supposed to find that out yourself@qazz42 LOL1215: Your computer periodically takes a snapshot of the entire education.ti.com site in case TI accidentally releases important information.
1214: You set your computer to automatically go to omnimaga at startup and search for new posts
No, your supposed to use your calc as a calc like a good little human. ;-)I didn't think ti ever released important information aren't you supposed to find that out yourself@qazz42 LOL1215: Your computer periodically takes a snapshot of the entire education.ti.com site in case TI accidentally releases important information.
1214: You set your computer to automatically go to omnimaga at startup and search for new posts
I didn't think ti ever released important information aren't you supposed to find that out yourself@qazz42 LOL1215: Your computer periodically takes a snapshot of the entire education.ti.com site in case TI accidentally releases important information.
1214: You set your computer to automatically go to omnimaga at startup and search for new posts
Didn't they release OS 0.46, too?I didn't think ti ever released important information aren't you supposed to find that out yourself@qazz42 LOL1215: Your computer periodically takes a snapshot of the entire education.ti.com site in case TI accidentally releases important information.
1214: You set your computer to automatically go to omnimaga at startup and search for new posts
Yeah, there were certain cases. TI once released a pack of PDFs explaining some of the undocumented features ("Unsupported Info") but got rid of it soon after.
yep, the one with math support.Didn't they release OS 0.46, too?I didn't think ti ever released important information aren't you supposed to find that out yourself@qazz42 LOL1215: Your computer periodically takes a snapshot of the entire education.ti.com site in case TI accidentally releases important information.
1214: You set your computer to automatically go to omnimaga at startup and search for new posts
Yeah, there were certain cases. TI once released a pack of PDFs explaining some of the undocumented features ("Unsupported Info") but got rid of it soon after.
1218: You read IRC logs in your spare time.
1220: Also works for forum posts.1218: You read IRC logs in your spare time.
1219: It makes your day to find some of the stupid things you did as a n00b in the logs :S
1242: If Chuck Norris and Rick Astley get in a battle, you know who will win (not Chuck)!Rick Astley would totally win.
No Chuck would win, but Rick wouldn't give1242: If Chuck Norris and Rick Astley get in a battle, you know who will win (not Chuck)!Rick Astley would totally win.
1243: You post this only because it is 1-4 in order, and you're awesome like that.
For those of you who noticed, that it wasn't really 1-4 in order, give yourself a plus point
Lol, so true.No Chuck would win, but Rick wouldn't give1242: If Chuck Norris and Rick Astley get in a battle, you know who will win (not Chuck)!Rick Astley would totally win.
1243: You post this only because it is 1-4 in order, and you're awesome like that.
For those of you who noticed, that it wasn't really 1-4 in order, give yourself a plus pointyouup
EDIT: plus point :)
1218: You read IRC logs in your spare time.1256: You read IRC logs even when it's not your spare time.
1257: You have spare time? Programmers shouldn't have "spare time".1218: You read IRC logs in your spare time.1256: You read IRC logs even when it's not your spare time.
1257: You have spare time? Programmers shouldn't have "spare time".I don't even know what is precisely meant by "spare time", since everyone has the same amount of time...well, unless you include the minimal variations in time caused by gravity (note that I'm only talking about Earth here, as gravity causes a larger variation in time between planets).
1263: You strongly believe that this forum will save the world after at 2012 XD1266: You used your calc to prove that 2012 never happened. I say happened, because you also use it as a time machine.
1268: You know that Mayan failed to calculate the apoclypse right because they have used the ancient version of TI1269: You know that the apocalypse is a lie. Like cake.
1272: You simulate your whole calc with redstone in minecraft, using pressure plates for the keys and even having a screen made out of redstone torches.
1272: You simulate your whole calc with redstone in minecraft, using pressure plates for the keys and even having a screen made out of redstone torches.
1277: You simulate your calc with rocksActually did that today during geology lab (I was bored waiting for everyone else to finish their tests, so I started playing around with the samples).
1279: You run a particle simulator on the calc you simulated in Minecraft, which you simulated with a calc you simulated with rocks.1272: You simulate your whole calc with redstone in minecraft, using pressure plates for the keys and even having a screen made out of redstone torches.
1276: You simulate Minecraft with your calc.
1277: You simulate your calc with rocks: http://xkcd.com/505/
1278: You make a particle simulator with your calc.
1279: You run a particle simulator on the calc you simulated in Minecraft, which you simulated with a calc you simulated with rocks.1272: You simulate your whole calc with redstone in minecraft, using pressure plates for the keys and even having a screen made out of redstone torches.
1276: You simulate Minecraft with your calc.
1277: You simulate your calc with rocks: http://xkcd.com/505/
1278: You make a particle simulator with your calc.
1284: Your calc can beat WATSON in a game of Jeopardy.1285: Your calc is actually Watson.
1287: Your calc is actually Watson's best friend, Holmes.1284: Your calc can beat WATSON in a game of Jeopardy.1285: Your calc is actually Watson.
1290: You dream about TI-Cell Phone, a TI design calculator, but it can make calls and text other people.
1291: You can type 1+2+3+4....+100 in less than a minute
It's the Earth? O.ONo it's the computer the Earth designed.
1290: You dream about TI-Cell Phone, a TI design calculator, but it can make calls and text other people.
http://clrhome.blogspot.com/2010/08/ti-phone-released.html
407. You know the URL's of all rickrolls.1326 is already done
1320: You sing Never Gonna Give You Up, in the shower.
1347: When you see this image
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_exe1LD3mn5Y/S9BxNZySROI/AAAAAAAAAGQ/LQxghbS1wb8/s1600/PS3-Avatar-video-game-cover.jpg
you lose
1350: You wish video game stores had calculators...forget Game Boy, pickup a Prizm...
1354: And that's also why you avoid watching Lost.1347: When you see this image
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_exe1LD3mn5Y/S9BxNZySROI/AAAAAAAAAGQ/LQxghbS1wb8/s1600/PS3-Avatar-video-game-cover.jpg
you lose
1349: Hence you avoid every video Game store in town.
1354: And that's also why you avoid watching Lost.1355: You are so good at the game, you still haven't lost from that.
1354: And that's also why you avoid watching Lost.1355: You are so good at the game, you still haven't lost from that.
Wow, I've seen that image so three times now...One time I did something utterly pointless, and my friend compared it to bringing a cat to a gunfight.
Also, lolwut? Bringing cats to a gunfight? ???
1359: You get calls from PETA asking about reports about a large, cherry-flavored lizard in your backyard.Fixed ^
1381: Watson was your TI-81, twelve years ago. Your current TI-84+ SE is significantly more powerful.1384: Watson was your TI-108, your most capable calculator.
1352. You would risk losing the game to go rent a Prizm.
1353. You lose the game when you bring a cat to a gunfight.
I unno, I think i could win a gun fight with a cat... =)Wow, I've seen that image so three times now...One time I did something utterly pointless, and my friend compared it to bringing a cat to a gunfight.
Also, lolwut? Bringing cats to a gunfight? ???
<off topic>1352. You would risk losing the game to go rent a Prizm.
1353. You lose the game when you bring a cat to a gunfight.I unno, I think i could win a gun fight with a cat... =)Wow, I've seen that image so three times now...One time I did something utterly pointless, and my friend compared it to bringing a cat to a gunfight.
Also, lolwut? Bringing cats to a gunfight? ???
</offtopic>
1392:If you think of Rickroll, you think of Omnimaga(or vice versa)
1394: Same goes for lobsters and peanuts.1392:If you think of Rickroll, you think of Omnimaga(or vice versa)
1393: And the Game, etc.
Wait my calc is bullet proof I added kevlar to its casing...
jk I should though
who doesn't? :PTI and lolis?
who doesn't? :PTI and lolis?
1396: You're going to use it to watch anime. :P
1397: You already have a list of things you're going to port to Project Paradise.
1411: Your calculator's a Real Boy now.1412: Yours is a girl.
1413: YOU'VE GOT BLISTERS ON YOUR FINGERS!Umm... ... Helter Skelter?
58A: Your calculator predicts how many outfits Lady Gaga will wear in her next music video.
1427: Your calculator is in fact Lady Gaga's outfit designer.58A: Your calculator predicts how many outfits Lady Gaga will wear in her next music video.
1423: It's always right.
1424: That's because Lady Gaga now uses your calculator as a planning guide.
1425. You're name is present somewhere at TI's headquarters
1426. That "somewhere" is their "Wanted: Dead or Alive" list :P
Why does this sound vaguely like TI's MP OSes vs all of the 3rd Party ones....
Never gonna give it up,
Never gonna let it die,
Never gonna run around
And ignore this
It makes perfect sense.Why does this sound vaguely like TI's MP OSes vs all of the 3rd Party ones....
Because the King has left the building!
And if that made any sense to you, you probably need to have your head checked.
1446: Your calculator is you.
1454: You don't need to copy this list to your calc--you're reading it on your calc's web browser.
1466: And your parents mistakenly left you two alone in a room together.And you made the mistake of getting ninja'd and/or using the same number.
Wait--that didn't make any sense.Look at the post right before yours. They both have number 1466.
1477: You think the world has two layers.Me no gets it...
I caught myself doing this twice this morn. It freaked me out.
1477: You think the world has two layers.Me no gets it...
I caught myself doing this twice this morn. It freaked me out.
1) Calculators don't run .exe's
2) Only about four people in the community actually understand calc-to-computer transfer protocols well enough to write something like that
3) Windows XP probably doesn't allow USB communications when there are no active user accounts.
4) That calculator was so photoshopped :P
1466: You plan to get married with your calc.http://www.ticalc.org/archives/news/articles/11/118/118942.html
1501. You can't let this thread die! :)1502: You take the time to make sure signs aren't (somewhat) repeated ;D (except for those two posts by Deep Thought and Juju :P)
1120: You were surprised that this thread kind of died
1365: You would never let it die. Ever.
1440:QuoteNever gonna give it up,
Never gonna let it die,
Never gonna run around
And ignore this
1369: You don't program on a calculator. Your calculator is programming on you.
1504: You realize I quoted myself.
| 1519: 1520: 1521: | You made a post using the [table] commands. You typed it out in the quick reply box, from memorization of the tags. It worked. |
1501. You can't let this thread die! :)1502: You take the time to make sure signs aren't (somewhat) repeated ;D (except for those two posts by Deep Thought and Juju :P)Quote1120: You were surprised that this thread kind of diedQuote1365: You would never let it die. Ever.Quote1440:QuoteNever gonna give it up,
Never gonna let it die,
Never gonna run around
And ignore this
| 1523: 1524: | You noticed an inconsistency in the numbering and you attempt to fix it with your mod powers. You do like what Darl181 did. |
EDIT: btw why is it [td] for a row instead of [tc]?D for definition I believe. You may want to read the HTML specifications.
| 1538: 1539: 1540: | You use the "replies to your posts" page. Before you read this, and often. You've accidentally necroed a few threads using it (true x.x) |
1501. You can't let this thread die! :)^that
1537: You can name every game's title in banner.
1543:Screw o. Use sigma insteadFixed (lowercase omicron looks exactly the same as o. In fact, it is o!)
1545: You automatically knew to highlight this to read it. And you lost the Game before you even read it.I didn't have to highlight it. :P
1516: You tried to put your calc in Depeche Mode.LMAO! :thumbsup:
1517: Upon realizing your calc doesn't have a Depeche Mode, you learned Z80 assembly and made one.
1518: Your calc is in Depeche Mode.
Same here. 1518's too funny. ;D1516: You tried to put your calc in Depeche Mode.LMAO! ;D(http://www.omnimaga.org/Themes/default/images/gpbp_arrow_up.gif)
1517: Upon realizing your calc doesn't have a Depeche Mode, you learned Z80 assembly and made one.
1518: Your calc is in Depeche Mode.
1549:You've had a video of "Never gonna give you up" on your calculator before.
1550: 1549 made you loose the game... Again. <_<
1551:You've been ninja'd in this thread more than once.
1552:You've edited someone's post in a Spam topic for the laughs.
156Fixed!23: You're no stranger to love
1568: You think of Rebecca Black whenever you see FreyI'm almost afraid to ask who or what a Rebecca Black is... D:
I dare you to listen to it the entire way through...1568: You think of Rebecca Black whenever you see FreyI'm almost afraid to ask who or what a Rebecca Black is... D:
light post color is #dfefff(yes, I kow there's different themes)
dark post color is #cae4ff
quote box color is #6699ff
1548: One of your quotes is popping up in many peoples sigs
1579: Whenever somebody says your name, everything becomes red.^^ This.
1582: You have seen more than 1 latin quotes in member's sig1583: you have put more than one latin quote in your sig(I got too do this now)
1587: You hurry to put some latin quotes in your sig before it gets too mainstream.1582: You have seen more than 1 latin quotes in member's sig1583: you have put more than one latin quote in your sig(I got too do this now)
1584: You noticed this topic is getting close to 1337 replies
1585. you are overly determined to get that reply number...
1586:You wish you were admin so you could remove any posts that get in your way to being the 1337 post reply
1610: There was a stickie on it, a note from yourself, letting you know that you hit a Ballmer Peak last night, explaining both the CX and the girl in your bedThere wasn't a slidecase included? ;_;
1618: The girl is also more interested in the calc.;D
1619: She set you up on an internal ethanol pump to keep you on your Ballmer peak.
1620: It's powered by AAAs
1621: Four of them
1622: The z80 processor it uses is overclocked to 3.2GHz
1624: You swapped out the transistors for memristors and now it's so fast nobody can measure it.1619: She set you up on an internal ethanol pump to keep you on your Ballmer peak.
1620: It's powered by AAAs
1621: Four of them
1622: The z80 processor it uses is overclocked to 3.2GHz
1623:you added radioactive elements to it so it is now overclocks at 5ghz
1626: You have a quantum calculator.1630: You can program for it
« Reply #1337 on: Today at 20:34:37 »1633: you got the 1337th reply in this thread.
Quote« Reply #1337 on: Today at 20:34:37 »1633: you got the 1337th reply in this thread.
:w00t:
Quote« Reply #1337 on: Today at 20:34:37 »1633: you got the 1337th reply in this thread.
:w00t:
1557: When asked if you play a musical instrument, you say "My calc"1557 bis: When asked if you play an instrument, you say "Texas Instrument"
144. Your math teacher asks you to stop putting games on people's calculator.144 bis: Your math teacher asks you to put games on his/her calculator :evillaugh:
177 - you can change the name of a program WITHOUT using Rcl to copy it to another one(you can do it with DoorsCS for example, even if it is protected or in Assembly)
1675 bis: you say "Pause 108000" instead of "Wait a minute"But that's not 16-bit ???
:'( you killed my joke !!! Hey, jokes aren't always stuck to reality (is this sentence English ?). But you are right. I should have put 2 pauses (it would be even more ridiculous ;D). It's just that we say "Wait a minute" and not "Wait 17 seconds" or I don't know what else, so when I wrote the joke, I didn't think about the bits, I only made 1800x60.1675 bis: you say "Pause 108000" instead of "Wait a minute"But that's not 16-bit ???
146. You look for inspiration to make TI games while playing flash games on internet.1676. You look for inspiration to make computer games while playing games on calc.
1673: You can name more calculators than U.S. presidents.I am dutch and I only know like 5 presidents (Obama, Bush, Washington, Kennedy, Clinton)
Also, what is SAT ?It's a (very large) standardized test in the USA that TI seems to put a lot of emphasis on when it comes to marketing calculators.
1700: But you're still trying to find a surgeon who will wire the USB port you had implanted in your arm up to the calc in your head1703: You understand the reference.
EDIT:1714: You then look at mine (http://www.omnimaga.org/index.php?action=profile;u=670;sa=statPanel) and feel even worse.
1711: you then look up at freyadays 'time spent online' stat and feel ashamed
1716: You get up in the middle of the night and go on Omni.I do this so much
1718: you almost have an heart attack every time you think you have lost your calc1727:You think you should always count in hex(an admin should change all the numbers to hex...)
1719: you have calcsys installed on your calc
171A: You have tried to archive a blue screen by quickly turning the contrast all the way up and down.
171B: You haven't even noticed that i started counting in HEX
1730: You noticed a new smiley and checked the alt text immediately *.*1732:You find there is no alt-text on the smileys :(
Um...what?
1730: You noticed a new smiley and checked the alt text immediately *.*1732:You find there is no alt-text on the smileys :(
Um...what?
1734: Invisible text as well.1736: you don't even think about not checking if there is invisible text because you know its everywhere
1379: you dream of being a genius so you can do invisible text1780:your disappointed he knew to check for invisible text
1746: Your calc has a name
171B: You haven't even noticed that i started counting in HEXWow... I really didn't notice it until you mentioned it. XD
1753: YOu are cursing art of camelot for his post171B: You haven't even noticed that i started counting in HEXWow... I really didn't notice it until you mentioned it. XD
1752:THE GAME
1735: *.* You wish there could be invisible smilies.1754: You wish there was invisible alt text.
1755;you fear where this might go to1735: *.* You wish there could be invisible smilies.1754: You wish there was invisible alt text.
1760: You read 1758 perfectly.8571 naem uoY :2671
1766: The Ga-1767: You automatically filled it in without losing the game
1770: Your respect is greater than your age.Wow so is mine
[offtopic](How did my respect get that high?)[/offtopic]As I understand it it's being useful at the right place and time, or making an epic program. :D
[offtopic](How did my respect get that high?)[/offtopic]As I understand it it's being useful at the right place and time, or making an epic program. :D
I haven't made any interesting programs lately so it must have been being useful.[offtopic](How did my respect get that high?)[/offtopic]As I understand it it's being useful at the right place and time, or making an epic program. :D
such as the fact that calcdude has 42 respect.[offtopic](How did my respect get that high?)[/offtopic]As I understand it it's being useful at the right place and time, or making an epic program. :D
Or finding interesting links. Probably 20 of my rates came from those <_<
1770: Your respect is greater than your age.Um...I think so...lemme check
1774: you thought everyone did 17731770: Your respect is greater than your age.Um...I think so...lemme check
:P
1772:
You find your- self sub- consciously putting spaces after words so they don't wrap around the screen in the middle of it.
1773:
On the computer too.
#1773 wraps justright btw.
#1773 wraps justright btw.
Hey, it wraps around just after the "t" so no space is needed ;D#1773 wraps justright btw.
1774: You notice that that line doesn't.
1793: You've put glow-in-the-dark paint on your calc's keys so you can code easier at night (so it looks something like http://www.ticalc.org/images/news/1999-09-24-glowti.jpg)1785: You also installed a backlight on your calc's LCD. http://www.ftp83plus.net/backlightA.htm
(1786..9000).to_a.each {|numbah|post@Omnimaga "#{numbah}: you don't like this cheat." }I just ran this.What is this language?Code: [Select](1786..9000).to_a.each {|numbah|post@Omnimaga "#{numbah}: you don't like this cheat." }
9001: you're jealous.
1783: You actually read through all 98 pages of this thread1791: You took the time to look at this post.
1792: You file bug reports with people's parents.
1792: You file bug reports with people's parents.1793: you quote double posts before deleting them.
1796: You notice right off the bat what's wrong.1792: You file bug reports with people's parents.1792: You file bug reports with people's parents.1793: you quote double posts before deleting them.
1794: You can delete other people's posts.
1795: You write inside other people's quotes.
1796: You notice right off the bat what's wrong.1792: You file bug reports with people's parents.1792: You file bug reports with people's parents.1793: you quote double posts before deleting them.
1794: You can delete other people's posts.
1795: You write inside other people's quotes.
1797 (ztrumpet): You write inside of others' posts so you don't have to write inside their quotes.
1799: You laugh because you know 1798 is actually a sign you're addicted to cemetech.
1800: You understand 1799
1829: efnrgelnicshh1831: You speak Efnrgelnicshh fluently.
1833: You speak FArnagnlçaaiiss fluently.
1834: You know the exact times to avoid speaking with AshbadIsn't that all the time?
WOOOW!
Reply number 1501!!
pretty much xD1834: You know the exact times to avoid speaking with AshbadIsn't that all the time?
pretty much xD1834: You know the exact times to avoid speaking with AshbadIsn't that all the time?
I did that once, which is how we know that's his berserk button.pretty much xD1834: You know the exact times to avoid speaking with AshbadIsn't that all the time?
1842. You also know you can NEVER call Ashbad As-s-bad, else he gets pissed.
1837: You know that there's a thread like this on UTI that has about 65% of the posts in this tread.
1838: You know what UTI stands for.
1839: You've read all the posts in that thread.
1840: You've thought about reposting those signs here.
1841: You knew about that thread before this post.
1837: You know that there's a thread like this on UTI that has about 65% of the posts in this tread.
1838: You know what UTI stands for.
1839: You've read all the posts in that thread.
1840: You've thought about reposting those signs here.
1841: You knew about that thread before this post.
1843: You wonder how many people inflated their post count by copying from UTI.
<_<
1849: You know your 2s power tables.1850: Up to 2^9001.
1851. You built a little bed for your calc.Darn... Now I want to.
1763: [*1859: You've learned how not to loose the game.
1858: You modify a duplicate post in this thread instead of deleting it, because deleting it would make you :'(
1855: You can recognize every member here by their sigs1857: And avatars.
1856: Even the members without sigs.
1876: You've fixed the count in this thread at least once./me looks in Darl181's general direction... <_<3878: You screw with it.
Not divisible by 42.../me stabs Deep Thought with his own razor.1876: You've fixed the count in this thread at least once./me looks in Darl181's general direction... <_<3878: You screw with it.
1879: Anyone replied to any other of my posts yet? *refresh* nope. *refresh* still no. *refresh* no. *refresh* aagh!
1878: You know that previous post was either by Ashbad or Deep without looking.
1887: You installed an emergency button by your computer that says 'Break' every time you press it just in case things like 1886 happen.1888: That button actually sends a Ctrl-C.
1889: And it actually says "ON"1887: You installed an emergency button by your computer that says 'Break' every time you press it just in case things like 1886 happen.1888: That button actually sends a Ctrl-C.
1889: And it actually says "ON"1887: You installed an emergency button by your computer that says 'Break' every time you press it just in case things like 1886 happen.1888: That button actually sends a Ctrl-C.
Not if it sends a Ctrl-C ;)1890: And you cried when you first realized it only worked with BASIC1889: And it actually says "ON"1887: You installed an emergency button by your computer that says 'Break' every time you press it just in case things like 1886 happen.1888: That button actually sends a Ctrl-C.
1893: You make your posts ridiculously difficult to quote/modify.1895:Youitakeithatiasiaichallenge.1894: You installed a Gmail mod to add a Quote button in your Omni notifications.
1897: You still hope that here will be 2000Signs until the next month!1898: you still check this thread to laugh and find something someone hasn't posted yet.
1899: You became manager on Omnimaga.1901: You went straight from ARS to Manager.
1895:Youitakeithatiasiaichallenge.It's possible to create a program that ignores Ctrl-C, at least in Windows. Combine that with a fork bomb (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fork_bomb)... (See the Win32 API version)
1902: You know what ARS stands for(http://www.omnimaga.org/Themes/Omnimaga4old/images/omniriotlogo.png)
(I don't)
1909: You port Axe Parser to PC.
1915: You double post even when you have nothing to say.
1922 you have goten -40 and then went back to 0 in 2 months (true)
1927. You know the rules and so do I.1915: You double post even when you have nothing to say.
1918: You've memorized the rules.
1919: You know the rules because you've been chastized about the rules.
1920: You dislike it when the rules get broken.
1921: Rule breakers must be punished. :devil:
1930s: You're tempted to go out and buy another calculator despite the poor conditions of the current economy.
1928 You scoff at using any client for omnom but telnet.1932: You scoff at using any client for Omnom cause you're in love with OmnomIRC. :D
1929 You specifically order overly powerful Xmega Xplained boards for the sole purpose of hooking them to your nspire.
1941: You connect to the internet during a car trip via open wireless networks while inside the car just to log onto Omnimaga. (Doing that right now) :P1950: You do that in the bus on the way to go at school.
1952: You've had a conductor on a train announce "The Game" to a bunch of fellow high-schoolers just for kicks.You did that? XD
(True story)
Yup. :D1952: You've had a conductor on a train announce "The Game" to a bunch of fellow high-schoolers just for kicks.You did that? XD
(True story)
1958: You lost Conway's Game of Life.1958: You know what Conway's Game of Life is, and you have "played" it on your calculator.
1962: You try to mess up the numbering in this thread.1962: You mess it up back.
We're still at 1960 :P1876: You've fixed the count in this thread at least once./me looks in Darl181's general direction... <_<3878: You screw with it.
1977: You know who conway was (is?).1979: If you don't, you check Wikipedia and say you do,
1986: Tho the real reason you lost is because it was someone's avatar...
Man, I wanted 2000 :'( LOL
2003: you have a car that drives itself
1987: You ask Darl181 for the source for his barcode reader in BASIC so you can convert it to casio basic (unless it already is)Not mine, just found it somewhere. Btw it's a generator not a reader.
2048 is going to be 11111111111 in binary ;)2037: You see a problem there.
2038: You have revived more programming projects than you have finished.2039: You know the significance of the number 2038.
2035: You repeatedly find userbars you made popping up around the place.
2078: You look at TravisE and wonder "what the heck is wrong with that dude?"
Kjelddy has quit IRC (http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
Kjelddy: still here :P
2122: you know that you cant go back to a time when ti consisted of intelligent beings2127: You know you can.
2151: You perform the calculator tucking-in-for-the-night ceremony before you go to bed.You can't use that one.
Who makes a bed and covers up thier calcs? Everybody???2151: You perform the calculator tucking-in-for-the-night ceremony before you go to bed.You can't use that one.
These are things tha show an adiction to Calculators or Omni. Most people do that >:D :P :P :P
2165: You carry a hot glue gun in your bookbag (you keep with you at all times) just in case someone needs a replacement for a calculator grip.Hm, I used some of that rubbery electronic tape..worked for the slidecase's antics of comtinually being pulled off by nothing but gravity. And on my calc only real grip I still have is the big one on the bottom, the rest is tape x.x
2166: You just used your hot glue gun today to replace a friend's missing rubber grips.
It's all true! TI's prices are ridiculous (with $5 shipping) And the the glue works so much better, and last so much longer.
2165: You carry a hot glue gun in your bookbag (you keep with you at all times) just in case someone needs a replacement for a calculator grip.Hm, I used some of that rubbery electronic tape..worked for the slidecase's antics of comtinually being pulled off by nothing but gravity. And on my calc only real grip I still have is the big one on the bottom, the rest is tape x.x
2166: You just used your hot glue gun today to replace a friend's missing rubber grips.
It's all true! TI's prices are ridiculous (with $5 shipping) And the the glue works so much better, and last so much longer.
I'll have to try this.
2168: You only wear cargo pants so that you have pockets big enough to put calcs in. (100% true)Ditto XD
Spyro543 wears shorts with GARGANTUAN POCKETS in them.2168: You only wear cargo pants so that you have pockets big enough to put calcs in. (100% true)Ditto XD
2169: every time you use your calculator, you have to wipe the lint of the screen and get the candy wrappers out from between the keys, because its been in your pocket so long.2185: this never happens to you becouse your calc is always in your hand, never in your pocket.
2188: You killed someone because they took your calc. (almost2190: You never close your parenthesizes.
2208: You don't use your calc in the bathroom for fear of dropping it...2211: You use your calc on the toilet with the toilet cover on.
2212: You can type on your calculator in the dark.2214: A full program, in the dark, with one hand.
2215: You can test it in the dark, too2212: You can type on your calculator in the dark.2214: A full program, in the dark, with one hand.
2216: You don't need to test it; you know it's perfect.2217: You do anyway. Best practices and all that.
2224: You get depressed when you didn't bring your calculator to school :'(You forgot it ?? Impossible. You can forget your pencil, your pencil case, your bag, your clothes, but your calc ?? All your calcs ??
2225: At the bag check at school, you pull out some stuff, and then a calculator, and then some miscellaneous stuff again, then another calculator...then some miscellaneous stuff again, then another calculator again (true). Then they looks at me in a strange way, waiting for me to pull out a 4th one.
2231: You become so smart, you discover the real names of the members at omnimaga(THE BRDGED ONE for example)2232: In fact, you know the real names of pretty much every member. Even Stefan Bauwens'.
2235: ;D(http://www.omnimaga.org/Themes/default/images/gpbp_arrow_up.gif) you tried to use AXE to split wood, and ended up with a damaged calc which you replaced immediately.2236: You don't even try that because your calc is precious.
2235: ;D(http://www.omnimaga.org/Themes/default/images/gpbp_arrow_up.gif) you tried to use AXE to split wood, and ended up with a damaged calc which you replaced immediately.2237: You succeeded.
2240: bridge is evil.yes, you are... >:D
2245: you decide to take yet another reason even though you still have nothing to say. :P2247: Stop filling this thread with spam :(
2245: you decide to take yet another reason even though you still have nothing to say. :P2247: Stop filling this thread with spam :(
Height limit?Yeah, what is that?
2252: You know what that creepy thing wearing a santa hat in p2's sig is.2257: You recognized it immediately.
Lol, I think I did that at sign 900-something, tho a txt :P2265: Some guy looked at it behind your shoulder and knew what it was before you even looked at it. (It's what happens when you put 2 Omni members together.)2252: You know what that creepy thing wearing a santa hat in p2's sig is.2257: You recognized it immediately.
2258: You know where it's from without asking
*cough* *cough* "Christmas Theme" topic *cough*
2266:You have met an Omni member in real life(HAHA. My bro.)2267: And you're not related
The only difference about it is it isn't a joke. ;) :P
2273: You acknowledge that 'YeongJIN_COOL' is THE-BRIDGED-ONE
He supports himself ???Aha! A bridge joke! Nice!/me pulls out some cards.
No it's even worse. I have the supporter sig in mine, but Yeong's got the original one(withou supporter) in his!The only difference about it is it isn't a joke. ;) :P
2273: You acknowledge that 'YeongJIN_COOL' is THE-BRIDGED-ONE
2274: You acknowledge that yeong is the underdog. :-/
2275: Because you always root for the underdog, you acknowledge that yeong's name is NOT the bridged one.
*flyingfisch is puzzled by the presence of this in yeong's sig, though:
(http://userbars.removedfromgame.com/ub/stefan%20bauwens325.png)
2277: You are under a constant threat of change of nickname :P2278:You realize that nicknames don't force you to do this.
And what is my real name?Let's give it a try. Morgan ?
2285: you created a potatobag :PBeen There.
2284: You created a peanut bagDone That.
Do you know my last name?well, I would take a guess at one of your names(don't know which)
Do you know my last name?how about a generic name?
2296: You are a post stalker2300: and very proud to be one. XD
1523: You noticed an inconsistency in the numbering and you attempt to fix it with your mod powers.2302: You do this now.
2307. You have the first post in a quote pyramid. XD2308: Albiet a small one :P
2309: You try to start a quote pyramid in this thread2307. You have the first post in a quote pyramid. XD2308: Albiet a small one :P
2310: You persist!2309: You try to start a quote pyramid in this thread2307. You have the first post in a quote pyramid. XD2308: Albiet a small one :P
2312: You decide that a quote pyramid might be the quickest way to get this thread closed and get people back to programming2310: You persist!2309: You try to start a quote pyramid in this thread2307. You have the first post in a quote pyramid. XD2308: Albiet a small one :P
2311: *Clicks New Posts, then Replies to your posts* Nothing. *Refreshes ten seconds later* (true)
2313: You don't want that to happen2312: You decide that a quote pyramid might be the quickest way to get this thread closed and get people back to programming2310: You persist!2309: You try to start a quote pyramid in this thread2307. You have the first post in a quote pyramid. XD2308: Albiet a small one :P
2311: *Clicks New Posts, then Replies to your posts* Nothing. *Refreshes ten seconds later* (true)
2315: Yes we do.2313: You don't want that to happen2312: You decide that a quote pyramid might be the quickest way to get this thread closed and get people back to programming2310: You persist!2309: You try to start a quote pyramid in this thread2307. You have the first post in a quote pyramid. XD2308: Albiet a small one :P
2311: *Clicks New Posts, then Replies to your posts* Nothing. *Refreshes ten seconds later* (true)
2314: Wait...
2316: You quote your own quote pyramid. :P2315: Yes we do.2313: You don't want that to happen2312: You decide that a quote pyramid might be the quickest way to get this thread closed and get people back to programming2310: You persist!2309: You try to start a quote pyramid in this thread2307. You have the first post in a quote pyramid. XD2308: Albiet a small one :P
2311: *Clicks New Posts, then Replies to your posts* Nothing. *Refreshes ten seconds later* (true)
2314: Wait...
2323: You start all your paragraphs with a colon.
2319: You want a trollface smilie :P2325: You actually make one (http://img.removedfromgame.com/imgs/1-troll.gif)
O0O0
2334: you enjoy the new emoticons XD:trollface:
O0okay... how...?
It's O0Yeah, but If I quote Deep's post, the smiley shows up. and he isn't using the nobbc tags.
And I made it.
2408:This link has been spreading in your school (It's not a rickroll, it's worse). (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xY2W1As-Plo&feature=related)2409: You learn the url out of your head.
2411: Instead of digging through nested spoilers, you just click "Quote".2314:You force people to not abuse their powers.
2412: You use the "Modify" button instead >:D
2410: if you see a GIF image thats very fast, you automatically go tap CTRL very fast to slow it downYou use 2410 and 2411Spoiler For Spoiler:
2411: Instead of digging through nested spoilers, you just click "Quote".This is wrong.(Should be 2412 and 2413)
2412: You use the "Modify" button instead >:D
2410: if you see a GIF image thats very fast, you automatically go tap CTRL very fast to slow it downCorrection: F12
I am correct.
2411: Instead of digging through nested spoilers, you just click "Quote".2314:You force people to not abuse their powers.
2412: You use the "Modify" button instead >:D
2415:You admit you are wrong.I am correct.
You're wrong :D2411: Instead of digging through nested spoilers, you just click "Quote".2314:You force people to not abuse their powers.
2412: You use the "Modify" button instead >:D
Correction #2: Hold down PrintScreen >:D2410: if you see a GIF image thats very fast, you automatically go tap CTRL very fast to slow it downCorrection: F12
2418: you lost the game!2419: IT KEEPS HAPPENING
Juju Ninja'd parserpadwan lolooh darn it
2426: You always try to ninja someone, so you hav a computer with 666mbs
2430: You write your English Midterm paper as something related to programming.I did that on a major essay :D
2430: You write your English Midterm paper as something related to programming.I did that on a major essay :D
but that's the best so then he can't mark you down for writing incorrect info. :D2430: You write your English Midterm paper as something related to programming.I did that on a major essay :D
lol my midterm essay is a procedural essay, so we have to explain how something works or how to do something. My topic is "How to set up a C/C++ development environment on a Windows 7 install and compile using an external library" XD
The funny thing is is that my English Professor knows nothing about computers :P
2435:You have a bag with official TI logo stuck to itYou do?
2435:You have a bag with official TI logo stuck to it
2434: Home is where the calc is.2437: you would never leave your calc at home :P
2438:You don''t really have achoice. Too many calcs..2434: Home is where the calc is.2437: you would never leave your calc at home :P
In fact, you can actually connect a speaker in the link port of your calc.2241: You have the converters.
2242. You didn't know your calculator could contain/play music, so you tried it the moment you found out.2243: You knew anyway, but you're so incredulous you try it out again after being reminded of it to make sure it still works
2255: you don't know what incredulous means. :P2246: You know how that's a sign. Somehow.
2250: You don't actually spend your time programming for calcs, but instead procrastinate constantly2251: you procrastinate in everything except programming
2255: you don't know what incredulous means. :P2246: You know how that's a sign. Somehow.
2249: you favor this site over ticalc.orgWhat happened to 2247 and 2248?
leafy ate them. :P2255: you don't know what incredulous means. :P2246: You know how that's a sign. Somehow.2249: you favor this site over ticalc.orgWhat happened to 2247 and 2248?
2256: You yell out signs at random :DGross.
EDIT: In pubic!
You cheat, that's XKCD :P2259 was referring to the fact 2258 was meta.
2265: They're all paying you for calculator programming lessons.
2266: Your teacher pays you for calc programming lessons.they do? lucky XD
I wish. Unfortunately, I am too ethical to make them pay when there's the internet available for them to use free, and the community when that's not enough. Curse my good nature!2265: They're all paying you for calculator programming lessons.2266: Your teacher pays you for calc programming lessons.they do? lucky XD
2267: You are not ethical enough to give free calc lessonsThat's me!! ;D
2268: You show your girlfriend the games on your calc and she gives you your first kiss XD (Just happened)SCORE! XP
2268: You show your girlfriend the games on your calc and she gives you your first kiss XD (Just happened)I couldn't help +1'ing you. That's TRUE love. :P
2274: Your teacher knw from the beginning it was a battlr that.could not be wonlol wut? the sign count?
2276: Your teacher actively encourages valc gmae development
2272: Tou hve class-wide programming contests
2268: You show your girlfriend the games on your calc and she gives you your first kiss XD (Just happened)2289: You are such a calculator nerd you will never have a girlfriend (true :( )
2291: You are such a calculator person you attract people with your calculator prowess2268: You show your girlfriend the games on your calc and she gives you your first kiss XD (Just happened)2289: You are such a calculator nerd you will never have a girlfriend (true :( )
2290: You sadly realize that you are by far the smartest person you know. People just don't get calculators :( also too true
I really am almost a legend in my school. I am relatively omnipetent when it comes to calcs.I am a legend for making Pokemon, and also to put back their axes on the graph screen --° They are so incompetent. I wonder how they can use a smartphone with no keys and how they can't think 4 seconds to set their graph window.
2301:/me quitely steps away from Stefan BauwensYou killed someone for his calc(True)You own a ti-89 :P
2289: You are such a calculator nerd you will never have a girlfriend (true :( )
2313: We repeat stuffs in here. A lot.2314: You don't repeat things.
2321: You wonder if it says 'Zilog Inside'.2322: You quote unnecessarily
2323: You wonder how some of these signs actually relate to "addiction to calcs"...2324: You remember that it includes addiction to Omni as well
:P
2325: We repeat stuffs in here. A lot.2326: We repeat stuffs in here. A lot.
2327: We repeat stuffs in here. A lot.2325: We repeat stuffs in here. A lot.2326: We repeat stuffs in here. A lot.
2241: you can program your own mind.2243: You reprogrammed your reflexes to automatically fix bugs
2242: that comes in handy for macros :D
2251: Your program has AI.
2262: You know the difference of Grammar and Grammer :P2263: You say Grammer instead of Grammar. (eh Xeda?)
59:6f:75:20:63:61:6e:20:72:65:61:64:20:74:68:69:73:3a:20:48:45:4c:4c:4f:20:57:6f:72:6c:64:21:20:49:20:6c:6f:76:65:20:4f:6d:6e:69:6d:61:67:61:212279: shameless advertizing :P2281: You thank parser for the publicity :)Spoiler For what are you talking about?:
2282: You port that to TI even before CASIO version is finished :P
2283: you now think in lua (true)2284: You think and have always thought in TI-BASIC.
How can you think in TI basic w/o getting errors, reboots, and crashes?2287: You can because you're so used to it.
2280: Making 10 games a week for Omni to recognize u
2240: You look upon the degeneration of a thread with such potential with disdain :(2301: You're glad that things are related to calcs+omni (somewhat :P) again ;D
2297: You impress people by making gamesI even impress the guys of my class by putting axes back on the graph of their TI-82 Stats.fr D:
2303: You certainly wants to dance with me.
2313: We repeat stuffs in here. A lot.
2328:t
2329:h
2330:e
2331:g
2332:a
2333:m
2334:e
2335:you lost.
2305: We repeat stuffs in here. A lot. :POK, OK!
2396: You glare at fisch for glaring at yeong
2303: You certainly wants to dance with me.
I felt like dancing all day today for some reason XP2305: We repeat stuffs in here. A lot. :POK, OK!
2396: You glare at fisch for glaring at yeong
*flyingfisch puts his hands up in surrender
But, please explain this one, I don't quite understand why yeong wants to dance with me. :32303: You certainly wants to dance with me.
2318: you finally understand 23032326: you went to look at it
2325: You understood the name parserpadwan the first time you heard the name2328: you knew what it meant before it was even written (or typed). :P
13. When you have to write "inspire" in an essay, you write "nspire"
14. Same problem as 13, you write "ndless", not "endless"
2335:You decide to post multiple signs so you can get 2337
2336:You actually do it. >:D
2337:You are excited of getting this sign. WHOOOHOO!
2243: you think 2242 might be possible2244: This is because you know of the on-calc web browser
2243: you think 2242 might be possible2244: This is because you know of the on-calc web browser
2245: You mod it so you can use OmnomIRC from yo calc
2330: you messed up on the numbersThat one and many of the new ones have been repeated several times x.x
2330: you messed up on the numbersThat one and many of the new ones have been repeated several times x.x
I know some ppl at casiocalc.org were talking of making one... is there really one in existence? ???Yes, it is called Gossamer and was released on Cemetech
2239: you knew Hayleia couldn't because there's a post size limit of 65535 charactersFrom this post the post count was wrong. That's the post after this one: http://ourl.ca/6141/257225 The real thing is above 2337! O_o
2255: Your teacher takes away your TI before classtest and gives you another one!2356: You don't care because you have 2 other calcs in your bag, and they are worst than the one the teacher took away.
(Really happened to me and to the guy which I teached coding, too!!!)
2357: You don't care because you have 3 other calcs in your bag! (four, if my big bro wouln't need his one in school)2255: Your teacher takes away your TI before classtest and gives you another one!2356: You don't care because you have 2 other calcs in your bag, and they are worst than the one the teacher took away.
(Really happened to me and to the guy which I teached coding, too!!!)
Also, I tried to fix the numbering, but I am not sure ;D
2479: You can type 300 wpm on your calc2483: They're long words too, not just three- and four-lettered ones.
2486:you know2487: you spend time finding a slower thing
:while G>0
:G+1 -> G
:end
is even slower
2489: You make a program that will download all the xkcds you haven't read whenever you plug it in.2491: You dont have to do that since you have them all memorized and the new ones are automatically downloaded to your memory
Wait we skipped 100 in the last page.2397:You believe 2395 has already been written.
2393: You're actually the one who sent 2390 to Freyaday
2394: You know what this means
2395: You actually met someone in the Omni community IRL
2396: You get on 133 while watching hockey together
2400: You believe 2395 has already been written while writing 2395.Wait we skipped 100 in the last page.2397:You believe 2395 has already been written.
2393: You're actually the one who sent 2390 to Freyaday
2394: You know what this means
2395: You actually met someone in the Omni community IRL
2396: You get on 133 while watching hockey together
2313: We repeat stuffs in here. A lot./me runs2400: You believe 2395 has already been written while writing 2395.Wait we skipped 100 in the last page.2397:You believe 2395 has already been written.
2393: You're actually the one who sent 2390 to Freyaday
2394: You know what this means
2395: You actually met someone in the Omni community IRL
2396: You get on 133 while watching hockey together
2319: You figured that out before buttsfredkin did himselfexactly XD
2321: You steal calculators from Walmart.2323:you marvel at the number 2323
2322: You actually try it after reading 2321
2316:FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUuh oh, is 2328 gunna include the letters c and k?
2419: Your 5 yr old sister likes the games on your calc (true)2420: Your 10 year old too(true)
2425: you don't even have 1000 dollars because you spent it all on calcs XD2427: Ur the greatest donator for Ticalc companies and/or Casio companies
You have a casio???2425: you don't even have 1000 dollars because you spent it all on calcs XD2427: Ur the greatest donator for Ticalc companies and/or Casio companies
2432: You programmed your calc to slice bread :DYou have a casio???2425: you don't even have 1000 dollars because you spent it all on calcs XD2427: Ur the greatest donator for Ticalc companies and/or Casio companies
2431: You programmed your calc to make coffee (false)
2458: You make y2460:You are actually
our lines less t
han 16 chars
2459: You also d
on't care about
words being spli
t :P
2475: When you have to decide something, but don't know what you should choose, you let your calc generate a random number instead of tossing a coin (true).2476: Using da WFRNG! So Fun!
2468: You have an even bigger banhammer.
2469: You have played Illusiat XI with maxing level(true)
2485: You use the post notifier program??? I want it
??? I want it2488: Click Me (http://ourl.ca/7241) :P
Quote??? I want it2488: Click Me (http://ourl.ca/7241) :P
2523: You've killed a man for insulting calculators.2524: your classified as a serial killer for the number of people whom you have "corrected"
2525: You write new signs on every other post.2526: You thought everyone did that
2527: You brainstorm new signs in class.2528: You are always thinking of new signs
2530: you are always thinking that when you see/hear of this threadWe repeat stuffs in here. A lot.
2529 - ^That was your first thought
2301: you are glad that people come to butts with their calc problems and not you. :)
lol exactly what I meant. ;)2301: you are glad that people come to butts with their calc problems and not you. :)
2313: You are PEEVED OFF that everyone comes to you, being all like "GIMME GAMES" "FIX MY CALC" and the like
2314: Jk, ofc, you love it :)
We repeat stuffs in here. A lot.2539(should be): You know who started to use this statement >:D
2320: You get pissed when someone plays your game and says "Cool! Where'd you download it?"
We repeat stuffs in here. A lot.2539(should be): You know who started to use this statement >:D
2540: you've posted in this thread (http://ourl.ca/14476)
2546: watch recent visited sites and get this2549: Omnimaga manages to appear 2 times.
(http://img.removedfromgame.com/imgs/recent.gif)
2552: You think the started the calculator programming trend. :)trend? is there a plethora of programmers that I am not aware of? XD
2552: You think the started the calculator programming trend. :)trend? is there a plethora of programmers that I am not aware of? XD
2569: Even when you're dad's watching tennis it reminds you of Omni. (Djokovic)??? Why ?
2582: You make your avatars from calculator programs ^^2584: You wish xeda would replace XA with SOPA ;)
2587: You have made your own SOPA pic(mine is not made by me though)2588: you ask ruler501 to see his pic :)
2587: You have made your own SOPA pic(mine is not made by me though)
2572: you have made a make-shift ti-nspire charger in case you lose your real one (I did and I cant believe it but it really works!) here is a pic
(http://www.omnimaga.org/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=3544.0;attach=11324;image)
2607: You entered the Top 10 posters list 3 times with 2 different colors.xD
2634: Except when you're hungry.2635: you think that lobsters taste best with a peanut sauce.
Don't you mean peanut soup?2634: Except when you're hungry.2635: you think that lobsters taste best with a peanut sauce.
2649: You further justify it by telling yourself you chose speed over size.2652: You further justify it because it takes the least amount of memory to operate as well, so it's all around the best bet.
2651 You can just glance at a hexadecimal code and tell what the sprite would look like.2653: You visualize sprites as hex code.
2626: You've banned more than 6 spambots in a day.2668: You've banned more than a hundred. (Props to Xeda.)
2611: You now worship a rubber duck and ask him all your questions.2681: You gasp in abhorrence at this ghastly irreverence toward the Calculator.
2679: You can hear (and recognize) the sound of a calculator dropping to the ground from a mile away.2694: You can tell what model of calc it was.
You can tell what keys were pressed when it hit the ground.Quote2679: You can hear (and recognize) the sound of a calculator dropping to the ground from a mile away.2694: You can tell what model of calc it was.
2744: Then you realize that some people on omni watch it so it has to do with omniFollowing that logic, I could post some stuff about walrusses >:D
2891: You consider yourself lucky if you go for a day without a RAM clear.2894: and witout losing the game.
2925: You can't sleep without your calc.2926: You couldn't sleep with all of your calcs in one bed
2936: You spend 25 hours per day programming on your calc.2938: this because programming causes RAM Clears that kills your clock, so you see 25 hours pass
2935: You know QMET/me lost
2947: you know that it is "We repeat stuffs in here. A lot", and not "We repeat stuffs here. A lot".But that is what I said, I did not even edit ???
2935: You know QMET2952: You were the one who registered QMET :w00t:
one has 'in' and one not XDI know, but I put the "in", so I don't know what the problem is in my post ???
2944: You know that Yeong (or someone else) will say "We repeat stuffs in here. A lot".
2957: The social network you use is called omnimaga
1975: When you go to a new school, you always wonder why you can't keep all the graphing calculatorsIt's 2975, you idiot.
It's 2975, you idiot.No need to insult anyone. It is just a wrong number. He was only trying to have fun in this topic, like you, and all you did is kill his fun by being mean.
2946: You know how that would be possible.
2948: You know that parserp missed one??? Y U NO 2947 ?
I thought they locked down the spam section?Yes, but this is in humor and jokes.
3008: Your computer works fine with 0 bytes left on the harddisk. (True story.)My mom's work computer did that... (Windows XP Pro)
3008: Your computer works fine with 0 bytes left on the harddisk. (True story.)3009: Your calc doesn't.
2997: Your Calc divorced you.3010: You obviously did because there are byte marks on your neck.
2998: It was because you had your eyes on "someone else"
3068: At least one forum member was not born yet when you started calc programming. (I think I come 11 months close)
3076: You program on every calc you see lying around (true story)3079: Even on non-programmable ones (false story)
3078: If a reason is true you write behind it in brackets true story (true story)3080: If a reason is false, you write behind it in brackets false story (true story)
3076: You program on every calc you see lying around (true story)3081: Actually, you can program on every single electronic device in your house. (mostly true story, but not all. I'm not hacking my old cathodic TV.)
3036: You are a calculator
3094: you are a calculatorI propose that the next signs is a 3095 bis then, so the figures are right :P
3095: We like to repeat stuff in here. A lot.
3096: We like to repeat stuff in here. A lot.D: That is not even the real sentence, it is "We repeat stuffs in here. A lot." But you're right in some way: if we counted how many times this sentence appeared as a sign, the count would in fact be less than 2000 so it is useless to try to fix it :(
* Hayleia likes posting in this topic without adding any sign
2313: We repeat stuffs in here. A lot.
2327: We repeat stuffs in here. A lot.2325: We repeat stuffs in here. A lot.2326: We repeat stuffs in here. A lot.
2305: We repeat stuffs in here. A lot. :P
2251:We repeat stuffs in here. A lot. :P :P :P
2313: We repeat stuffs in here. A lot.
2518: We repeat stuffs in here. A lot.
We repeat stuffs in here. A lot.
2703: We repeat stuffs in here. A lot.
2710: We repeat stuffs in here. A lot.
3095: We like to repeat stuff in here. A lot.
3096: We like to repeat stuff in here. A lot.Sounds about right :P
3107: You love ponies
3109: You love cats more3110: Your cat typed that while laying down on your keyboard.
Kitties~ <3
Edit: 3118: when you're about to have sex, you take your calc and calculate what you're speed and distance has to be
Frey I see you got your avatar from my sig :P3128: You got your avatar from someone else's sig.
3142: You know that Hayleia is a eggplant3143: You know that this is turiqwalrus' fault (of course I know it, we are talking about me :P)
3212: You enjoy everyone else wondering about weather you are really yourself or someone else uses your account
btw, why did you do that homer?
3216: You complain about users putting away there pony avatar3218: No exceptions
3225: You notice the wrong spelling in that post3226: You notice the "Last Edit: Yesterday at 23:02:24 by Sorunome" that shows Sorunome made a spelling fail too and wrote "right" instead or "write" in this post (http://ourl.ca/6141/313523) :P
3228: You micromanage other people (Sorunome, you should write a sign about counter micromanagement) :P3235: You don't do what homer says
3234: You read your Introduction thread and think, "Oh god, I was such a noob" D:3239: You read that and thought: Amen to that, brother.
3247: You wish you could correct the double posting.32478: and make it a triple-posting.
3249: You noticed that typo
32480: It's not a typo. You just did a recount.3253: You woder who has teached freyaday how to count. ???
32481: You come up with crazy excuses to cover up your many, many typos.
3252:You've been here so long you actually find Freyaday funny. :P/me is burned
3255: You know exactly your first avatar, and your second, and your third, and your fourth, and your fifth and your sixth (true story)3256: You remember all of your avatars because it is still the same from the beginning (true story :P)
3256: You had 6 avatars in total (true story)3271: You avatar used to be a script (http://darl181.webuda.com/avatarScriptThing/avatarScript.php) that would randomly choose one out of ~20 images :P
3289: and losing the game.3290: We repeat stuffs here. A lot.
3277: At least one Omni member is your brother. ^_^ /me points at stefan/jim, yeong/dualbldr3292: At least one Omni member passed for your brother at least once /me points at DJ_O who is almost family
It just takes less than one week in a totally new environment for you to make others loose the game (true story)(you forgot the number :P)
3319: You write a script that opens a new tab in your browser of new posts, even if in humor&jokes3321: Black magic?
3320: You still manage to post in spam
3328: You keep monitoring http://www.ville.quebec.qc.ca/webcameras/ several hours a day to see if juju and DJ are together there.3330: We repeat stuffs here. A lot.
The correct sentence is "We repeat stuffs in here. A lot." x.x3328: You keep monitoring http://www.ville.quebec.qc.ca/webcameras/ several hours a day to see if juju and DJ are together there.3330: We repeat stuffs here. A lot.
3329: You notice that thats the second time he lists that as a reason3335: You notice that the second one is slightly different than the first one.
3348: Your first program (after "Hello World", of course) is a getkey program so you can start making gamesLiterally what I did O.O
3349: After that, you start on an RPG
3367:All of us recycle old content on Omnimaga. Frequently.Lol :P
3367:All of us recycle old content on Omnimaga. Frequently.
3372: we reword stuffs in here. a lot. :P3367:All of us recycle old content on Omnimaga. Frequently.
3369: Members of this site regurgitate previous utterances across this board. Chronically.
3379: In Soviet Russia, Soviet Russia is in you!
what is the principe of the game ?http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Game_%28mind_game%29
3431: You just lost the game (true story)3432: We repeat stuffs in here. A lot.
3433: After releasing a calculator game in your school, other students call you God.True story for me too XD
3449: You try to plug in your T.I. all the headphones and earphones you see but you can't find one that is compatible with the I/O port.You need a 2.5 to 3.5 adapter, then you'll be able to listen to music :)
3450: You're listenning music with your T.I.
3551: You find the man who wrote 100 signs to be worthy of a grand round of applause.
(http://files.sharenator.com/Slow_Clap_I_dont_care-s420x315-139732-535.gif)
(http://files.sharenator.com/Slow_Clap_I_dont_care-s420x315-139732-535.gif)How the fudge does that GIF fit in 334 KB? I clicked properties expecting some 2-8 MB image totally destroying my bandwidth.
@Homer-16 O.O Holy Guacamole dude! I'm not sure all of those qualify though... you er um ah rambled... quite a bit and posted some random unrelated shiz... :S
3561: You vote Romney because it rhymes with omni
3562: The first time you have ever played Pokemon is on your calculator
3558: You purposely put every [code] tags inside [spoiler] ones so Chrome users switches to a browser that can render Omnimaga properly (such as IE9, Firefox and Opera)
[spoiler]Used spoiler for Chrome users :trollface:
[code]Your
Code
Here
End[/code][/spoiler]
3562: The first time you have ever played Pokemon is on your calculatorIn fact, I played it on a calc before playing it on a GameBoy :P
3562: The first time you have ever played Pokemon is on your calculatorIs true for me XD
913: You clicked print and copy/pasted it into a text document and posted it.3571: You did this again except in html format
Yay, I just got my power back! Most of my town still is out.3576: You get your power back on, and the first thing you do is go on omnimaga.
3591: You've screwed up the numbering more than once.
3675:?
3670: You right sign 3670 (don't ask me why that number)3671: You ask why that number.
3676: You are the first to use :trollface: in a while (as it would seem)Nope, I've seen DJ_O use it twice in a month :P
3687: You always automatically check the postcount of people you dont recognize to see if theyre new^I also check posts of names I don't recognize to see if they are spam bots that need banhammering. :P
653. You use your hacked nSpire to brute force AP Calc test questions.
3726 : This is my 1000th post.3727: You don't see 1000 posts as a round number, but as only 24 posts away from a round number
3729: You go to Omnimaga more than FacebookThat's easy, I don't have Facebook :P
3736: You know how 9 * 6 = 42is the answer to life, the universe, and everything
3832: You get marvelous fanart.3833: You notice Juju's double post
3826: You programmed for the calc for at least 100 hours the last fiscal year starting October 1.3834: You programmed for the calc for at least 100 hours in two weeks. (seriously, for a couple of weeks I did nothing but program on oclua at school at lunch, in between class periods, and came home and programmed on oclua for the rest of the time, averaging around 8 or more hours every day)
3836: 8-bit Ponies.
(Need I say moar?)
3846: +++++++[>++++++++++++<-]>.<+++[>----<-]>.---.<++++[>>++++++++<<-]>>.<++.------.++++++++++++.--------.
3833: You notice Juju's double post
3840: You noticed that juju double-posted up there3873: You already posted that
3794: You VAT takes up well over 4KB3877 and your 4 KB VAT usage is from just one single game
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yeongJIN_COOL we repeat stuffs here. a lot.
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yeongJIN_COOL we repeat stuffs here. a lot.
parserp we repeat stuffs here. a lot.
parserp we repeat stuffs here. a lot.
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parserp we repeat stuffs here. a lot.
parserp we repeat stuffs here. a lot.
parserp we repeat stuffs here. a lot.
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There is a problem.
The sentence is "We repeat stuffs in here. A lot." :P
3916: You have 1010 respect :P3917: You stabbed Sorunome for adding an extra 1
4063: But HOMER-16 also had more to post about because he didn’t feel bad about posting the common, funny, creepy joke relationship with his calculator
...hum, it sounds like pre-test syndrome.
4086: I have a Physics test on Tuesday
...
4198: You unsubscribe from the 9001 signs you are addicted to calcs and Omni topic and stop visiting it because there are so many signs posted already that it's much harder to find new ones, and as a result, some people are just flooding the list with smiley spam <_<4206: Not me :)
2.43 1.04.32 3.1.0.392 yayIndeed
4217: You know what all those correspond to
4235: You lurk Omni as no nerd has lurked before.
4236: You know that the saying "To boldly go where no man has gone before" is grammatically incorrect (Split infinitive).
4247: You made the engine4249: You know that he actually did not
4250: You know that he just used that as a general sign and he wasn't talking about himself4247: You made the engine4249: You know that he actually did not
4251: You know that you should have known that4250: You know that he just used that as a general sign and he wasn't talking about himself4247: You made the engine4249: You know that he actually did not
4252: You like quote pyramids4251: You know that you should have known that4250: You know that he just used that as a general sign and he wasn't talking about himself4247: You made the engine4249: You know that he actually did not
4253: You were thinking the same thing, but decided against posting it first4252: You like quote pyramids4251: You know that you should have known that4250: You know that he just used that as a general sign and he wasn't talking about himself4247: You made the engine4249: You know that he actually did not
4254: But you still posted it first4253: You were thinking the same thing, but decided against posting it first4252: You like quote pyramids4251: You know that you should have known that4250: You know that he just used that as a general sign and he wasn't talking about himself4247: You made the engine4249: You know that he actually did not
4271: You know more digits of pi than your math teacher (true story)How many?
3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751054271: You know more digits of pi than your math teacher (true story)How many?
4276: You know more than both Rhombicuboctahedron and Sorunome at the timeHow many, by the way?
4277: You know how Rhombicuboctahedron's name is spelledBut, do you know what it is? (chances are you've seen one before :))
4277: You know how Rhombicuboctahedron's name is spelledBut, do you know what it is? (chances are you've seen one before :))
Extension of 2035:
4258: You're finding userbars you made on just about every page.
Extension of 1502:
4259: You get so caught up in making sure a sign isn't repeated, two people post in the meantime.
Edit: second sign is an extension of another as well :P just don't search the word "repeat" on the print page if you have a junky browser2313: We repeat stuffs here. A lot.
Edit2: fixed counting seeing post below :P
4326: You invented true story brackets. (Possibly a true story)4330: You know that I didn't but i just promoted it >.<
4334: You steal palindromes before pimath can get to them4335: you smack homer-16 for stealing it!
4379: Your heart jumps every time your Total Post Ratings changesTrue
4392: And you guessed 'password'Actually it was the name of our street
4396: You notice that you messed up the numbering at the top of the page4401: You just don't know what went wrong.
4402: You're waiting to get 4444 for the reason of palindromes
4403: You're also waiting for the reason of repeating numbers
4404: Sign Not Found
4402: You're waiting to get 4444 for the reason of palindromes
4403: You're also waiting for the reason of repeating numbers
4404: 40 left 'till that post
4406:4402: You're waiting to get 4444 for the reason of palindromes
4403: You're also waiting for the reason of repeating numbers
4404: Sign Not Found
4407: ?4402: You're waiting to get 4444 for the reason of palindromes
4403: You're also waiting for the reason of repeating numbers
4404: 40 left 'till that post4406:4402: You're waiting to get 4444 for the reason of palindromes
4403: You're also waiting for the reason of repeating numbers
4404: Sign Not Found
4408: You know what time it is.(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-00JwbTLduBQ/T34KdNdL5XI/AAAAAAAACqw/LVdUBpcJKqw/s1600/no-rage-face-mem.jpg)
4409: IT"S QUOTE PYRAMID TIME!!!!1!!one!!!(!0)!!4407: ?4402: You're waiting to get 4444 for the reason of palindromes
4403: You're also waiting for the reason of repeating numbers
4404: 40 left 'till that post4406:4402: You're waiting to get 4444 for the reason of palindromes
4403: You're also waiting for the reason of repeating numbers
4404: Sign Not Found
4483: You know that ponies are not really a reason for calculators.The first pony post I remember was whenever harold joined this incarnation of the site, so that was either 2011 or 2012. I CBA to check from my cell though. :p
4484: You know that because the first pony post (http://www.omnimaga.org/index.php?topic=-653.msg253503#msg253503) was in 2007, but the site was founded in 2005, and ticalc.org has existed since 1997. Q.E.D.
Really? I can't find any posts from that far back. Although, I think I do remember something about a site crash. Bad memory.It was founded in 2001 and went online in 2004
4490: You can't play Pokemon on your calculator (true story) :PWhy can't you ? What is your calc model ? There is a Pokemon game for each calc above 83+:
4494: Repeat stuffs in here. A lot.4495:We repeat stuffs in here. A lot.
4569: You explain your math teacher modulus (true story)
4582: You've formed a possible theory about dimensions all the way up to the 8th dimension. (True Story) (https://dl.dropbox.com/u/10573921/The%20Gita%20is%20quite%20an%20interesting%20read.pdf)
4587: You wonder what Omni would be like if celebrities were into calc programming :P4588: It wouldn't be nerd culture anymore
4600: You got 4500
4500: You turn to #omnimaga when you need hemp with your English Homework
4501: You took #4500
4606: We repeat stuffs here. A lot.4614: True story.
4607: We repeat stuffs here. A lot.
4608: We repeat stuffs here. A lot.
4609: We repeat stuffs here. A lot.
4610: We repeat stuffs here. A lot.
4617: You quote yourself. (true story)4606: We repeat stuffs here. A lot.4614: True story.
4607: We repeat stuffs here. A lot.
4608: We repeat stuffs here. A lot.
4609: We repeat stuffs here. A lot.
4610: We repeat stuffs here. A lot.
4619: You have been quoted (true story)4617: You quote yourself. (true story)4606: We repeat stuffs here. A lot.4614: True story.
4607: We repeat stuffs here. A lot.
4608: We repeat stuffs here. A lot.
4609: We repeat stuffs here. A lot.
4610: We repeat stuffs here. A lot.
4620: Quote pyramids. (true Story)4619: You have been quoted (true story)4617: You quote yourself. (true story)4606: We repeat stuffs here. A lot.4614: True story.
4607: We repeat stuffs here. A lot.
4608: We repeat stuffs here. A lot.
4609: We repeat stuffs here. A lot.
4610: We repeat stuffs here. A lot.
4621: Moar quote pyramids. (true story)4620: Quote pyramids. (true Story)4619: You have been quoted (true story)4617: You quote yourself. (true story)4606: We repeat stuffs here. A lot.4614: True story.
4607: We repeat stuffs here. A lot.
4608: We repeat stuffs here. A lot.
4609: We repeat stuffs here. A lot.
4610: We repeat stuffs here. A lot.
4592: DJ_O? It's DJ_O, isn't it.4626: Bigger than him, actually.
4629: You are a crab because you wish you were a lobster4631: you are a Corphish
4637: You have no idea what to say4638: Hmmm
4640: If you can't find the program you want, you make it.4641: Also applies for anything, such as fonts.
4642: Also applies for anything such as toys (true story, I made a lot of toys because I wanted a lot of them)4640: If you can't find the program you want, you make it.4641: Also applies for anything, such as fonts.
You made that? O.OAmong other things, yes :)
4643: You notice that that is NOT an x-wing as it has the symbol of the republic on it and not of the rebelsHehe, I was wondering if someone would notice that it is not a real x-wing but only a ship based on it :P
4644: It has also the wrong color sheme
You made that? O.OAmong other things, yes :)
Usually, I make toys myself when I don't find any suitable ones in stores (For example, I once wanted a poseable Buuz Lightyear but all the ones I found in stores were easily breakable or not really poseable so I made one myself) or when I know it is easy to do (like this X-Wing (the Buzz Lightyear was not easy to do :P))
4660: The horrible thought of Sorunome being prevented from playing Zelda makes you cry too.4670: You know, sadly, that it is the truth (true story)
4677: You can'tlol, how did you answer that then ? :P
4709: You are this guy
(http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/397/865/836.jpg)
4772: Yet again, fixing the numerotation.4778: You know that that palindrome should have been mine
4773: Yet again.
4774: And again. Oh look, a palindrome.
4775: Oh wait now it's boring.
4776: You make empty signs so you can get to some special number.
4777: Oh look, lucky seven.
2662: You know a palindrome before you see it.
4101: You notice this is a palindrome with an embarrassing 4 at the beginning
4102: You know what a palindrome is
4114: You made a palindrome!!!
4204: You see that you are twenty away from a palindrome
4224: You know that 4224 is a palindrome and that the reason in this number is the obsession of making an ant run like a racecar (another palindrome)
4334: You steal palindromes before pimath can get to them
4402: You're waiting to get 4444 for the reason of palindromes
4664: Palindrome
4665: You are mad that your palindrome was stolen :P
4666: muhahaha/me plots to steal all the palindromes
4667: You are a palindrome.
4668: You know that TheNlightenedOne is 4000x evil for plotting to steal all the palindromes.
4689: You WILL get the next palindrome
4690: Whenever you see a palindrome, you think of Pimath and Omnimaga. (True story, happened today at work (it was 44044))
4774: And again. Oh look, a palindrome.
4778: You know that that palindrome should have been mine
4775: Oh wait now it's boring.
4776: You make empty signs so you can get to some special number.
4781: Freyaday LIES! Sorunome is the game. He is the one.4784: when you play Rachmaninoffs Preludes for real. (true story, friend :) )
4782: You play all of Rachmaninoff's preludes amazingly.
4783: Then you wake up.
I'd advise you not to do the same with "We repeat stuffs in here. A lot." because it would take ages and too much space. But yeah, I agree that this thread is not only about signs of addiction to Omni, but a bit about random jokes and repetitions.Quote from: Deep Thought2662: You know a palindrome before you see it.Quote from: pimathbrainiac4101: You notice this is a palindrome with an embarrassing 4 at the beginning
4102: You know what a palindrome isQuote from: pimathbrainiac4114: You made a palindrome!!!Quote from: pimathbrainiac4204: You see that you are twenty away from a palindromeQuote from: pimathbrainiac4224: You know that 4224 is a palindrome and that the reason in this number is the obsession of making an ant run like a racecar (another palindrome)Quote from: Homer-164334: You steal palindromes before pimath can get to themQuote from: pimathbrainiac4402: You're waiting to get 4444 for the reason of palindromesQuote from: TheNlightenedOne4664: PalindromeQuote from: pimathbrainiac4665: You are mad that your palindrome was stolen :PQuote from: TheNlightenedOne4666: muhahaha/me plots to steal all the palindromesQuote from: Freyaday4667: You are a palindrome.
4668: You know that TheNlightenedOne is 4000x evil for plotting to steal all the palindromes.Quote from: pimathbrainiac4689: You WILL get the next palindromeQuote from: Homer-164690: Whenever you see a palindrome, you think of Pimath and Omnimaga. (True story, happened today at work (it was 44044))Quote from: Juju4774: And again. Oh look, a palindrome.Quote from: pimathbrainiac4778: You know that that palindrome should have been mineQuote from: Juju4775: Oh wait now it's boring.
4776: You make empty signs so you can get to some special number.
4788: We repeat stuff in here. A lot.
Lol, it was written correctly on my post and he failed :P4788: We repeat stuff in here. A lot.
4789: You know that is not the correct quote :P
stuffs*
I'd advise you not to do the same with "We repeat stuffs in here. A lot." because it would take ages and too much space. But yeah, I agree that this thread is not only about signs of addiction to Omni, but a bit about random jokes and repetitions.Though last night I got bored and started working on a compilation of incorrect numbering. We should be closer to about 5100. Though there is this (http://ourl.ca/6141;msg=257510)
But yeah, I agree that this thread is not only about signs of addiction to Omni, but a bit about random jokes and repetitions.
2335: These are not reasons, signs, or even jokes about being addicted to calcs, omni or anything technological.
2240: You look upon the degeneration of a thread with such potential with disdain :(
4198: You unsubscribe from the 9001 signs you are addicted to calcs and Omni topic and stop visiting it because there are so many signs posted already that it's much harder to find new ones, and as a result, some people are just flooding the list with smiley spam <_<Though this is still a fun thread. But it is interesting to see how many times a lot of these were said
4787: Whenever there is a multiquote of people repeating stuffs in here a lot, you're always included :P (True Story)I don’t see your name in there at all :)
I don’t see your name in there at all
how does one "change le theme"There's the drop-down menu on the front page, and if you want a theme to stay whenever you login, profile > look and layout preferences > first option.
(tho I can't seem to get it to point at just the iframe..tried pretty much every variant of omnomirc.www.omnimaga.org etc and it's not finding it x.x )OmnomIRC itself is on http://omnomirc.www.omnimaga.org
4600: Writing "omnimaga.org" as soon you see an address bar should be a reflex for you.4602: Writing "omnimaga.org" is not a reflex for you, as you just hit "o" and hit enter to autocomplete.
4604: you know epic7's comment to be true4600: Writing "omnimaga.org" as soon you see an address bar should be a reflex for you.4602: Writing "omnimaga.org" is not a reflex for you, as you just hit "o" and hit enter to autocomplete.
4605: You second that4604: you know epic7's comment to be true4600: Writing "omnimaga.org" as soon you see an address bar should be a reflex for you.4602: Writing "omnimaga.org" is not a reflex for you, as you just hit "o" and hit enter to autocomplete.
1001000000011: You know what this is.1205 : This is more compact
4615: You correct the post countLol
4609: You spend about an hour trying to figure out how to type colors and formatting into omnomirc4621: You spend hours trying to figure out how to type colors into omnomirc
4610: You succeed
4620: You know -1 is greater than 0.4625: This is why you use <<
#4626: You carry a stack of about 90 something sheets of paper covered in hex and sprite codes, a TI-84 Plus SE manual, a notebook of paper scribbled with code sprite/hex code, and a TI-84 Plus SE calculator around with you, wherever you go, without any shame at all! XD4629: ??? You wonder why anyone would consider this shameful.
4629: You wonder why anyone would consider this shameful.It would make you feel like a tacky nerd, if you weren't addicted! :P
(convenient: ~3/4 of Illinois seems to be flat country road :P tho the CTA system was kind of useful as well)Actually, it's more like all of Illinois. :P
What on Earth? This is just getting weird... <_<
5042: You make a userbar commemorating the achievements of a highly exclusive group of TI-BASIC programmers5044: Your first program was a Quadratic solver
5053: Sorunome is your IRC scapegoat5055: Sorunome is your scapegoat for everything/me runs
Okay... (WHY WAS I GONE???) When was that from? :hyper:That was from 9:44 AM - 30 Apr 13, according to twitter, so earlier today.
Is it Josh?5089: You know it's jacobly
5114: All your work is for nothing
5115: You still correct the numbering
5116: One of the few true stories that is a sign you're addicted to calcs and OmniSpoiler For Spoiler:
#[I DON'T EVEN KNOW ANY MORE!]: What on earth? This is just getting weird... <_<
#5039: Whenever there is a new numbering format, you post a few signs with it
5119 (or whatever it is right now): You play on your TI-89 after all the calculator portions of your AP Calc AB test5120: You take BC straight-in (in my case, from a half year of Algebra 2) since you're an overachiever
5128: Scipi == HOMER-16??
Just to point out on the first error, I counted codebender's post as a signOh, I see.#[I DON'T EVEN KNOW ANY MORE!]: What on earth? This is just getting weird... <_<
5120: You take BC straight-in (in my case, from a half year of Algebra 2) since you're an overachieverThat sounds like an incredibly dumb thing to do, unless you did a heck of a lot of preparation.
5121: You also take a TI-83+, to make the test harder.
I disabled OmnomIRC because it lagged too much.Well just use any IRC client to get the notifications from the bot, no need for OmnomIRC ;)
3139: You ask darl for his css as you think it looks mroe awesome than it currently looks like and you want to change omnomirc to that (true story)
5136: You do this with omnomircSpoiler For image may or may not load:
5145: You have made mistakes almost that bad before on this thread
4765: Even if it has nothing to do with calculators (true story)Though that is pretty bad
7466: You are known in school for trying to recurte people to omnimaga (true story)
5149: Star WarsSorry, I didn't understand this one ???
5165: Star Wars5149: Star WarsSorry, I didn't understand this one ???
Would you mind explaining ?
5164: You remember a time when such irrelevant randomness was kept somewhat to a minimum, or at least well-encouraged to be that way :P
Tho to be fair this is the humor and jokes board.
5177: You ask Scipi if some day he might wanne play empire at war against you
5216: You wan't to make a 3D game so bad, you throw in a bunch of random equations that have sine, and cosine in them and hope for the best.
Can we agree that "True Story" is no longer necessary? If it is not true, why post it? :P5237 : You know it's an inside joke and we're Never Gonna Give It Up. :P (true story :trollface:)
5227: You push Streetwalker to do 52235244 : You started working on it (true story)
-1: If you didn't know how to put the troll face in there. :trollface:Can we agree that "True Story" is no longer necessary? If it is not true, why post it? :P5237 : You know it's an inside joke and we're Never Gonna Give It Up. :P (true story :trollface:)
5286: Your avatar is your avatar
5303: You remember the point of the topic and fail to see how the last post is in any way relevant?5306 : You know that's just Sorunomeness. :P
5309 : You realize Sorunome posts about himself at third person. (true story)5323: You realize that they are actually in second person.(true story)
5324: You payed over $200 (incl delivery) for an TI-84+C SE (true story).O.O Where did it come from?
I never said I met him IRL? ???instead of 'them' i read 'him' >.>
I met Juju and AaroneusTheGreat, though.
You can set your shell as DCS in zStart, that way stuff is run by it and in DCS you disable ON and Homerun hooks (also run on turn on).5338: You ment the basic libs (true story)
5335 : Palindrome ! (true story)
5336 : You get zStart and DCS to play nicely together. (true story)
5349: You wanted 53355352 : You steal palindromes from Pimath (true story) :P
5362: you come back after a long break and realize that there are ponies. EVERYWHERE. 0.0Lmao!, I blame Sorunome. :P
5369: You heavily promote ponies on omnimaga (true story)5362: you come back after a long break and realize that there are ponies. EVERYWHERE. 0.0Lmao!, I blame Sorunome. :P
5392: Instead of writing T/F on a true/false question, you write 1 or 0.You forgot to write "(1 story)".
5393: Your teacher counted it right anyway.
5415: (1 story) (1 story)
5416: You video conference with an Omni member on a pseudo-regular basis (1 story)
5417: You wonder what is so special about 5416 (true story)Well even if this seems not special, it is not important, it is still a "sign you're addicted to calc and Omni" so it has its place here.
5437: You read 5434, and recall how you have spent 5x more TIME on Android apps, but have 50x more apps for your Ti-84.5439: you remind everyone writing "TI-84" that a TI-84 doesn't exist, there is always something behind the 84, either a + or a Pocket (or both), sometimes followed by a .fr or a SE or a CSE.
5437: You read 5434, and recall how you have spent 5x more TIME on Android apps, but have 50x more apps for your Ti-84.5439: you remind everyone writing "TI-84" that a TI-84 doesn't exist, there is always something behind the 84, either a + or a Pocket (or both), sometimes followed by a .fr or a SE or a CSE.
5452: I wake up with cables all over me and my bed, then sit up, turn to the right, and resume programming my game.Lol at that one. I usually get on my comp right away when I wake up but my parents don't like it so I try not to do that. ._.
My parents actually let me do that.5452: I wake up with cables all over me and my bed, then sit up, turn to the right, and resume programming my game.Lol at that one. I usually get on my comp right away when I wake up but my parents don't like it so I try not to do that. ._.
5454: You crashed calculators (true story)we can crash another calc via Calcnet now? O.O
5455: Over the internet (true story)
jup, over omnomirc over gCn :P5454: You crashed calculators (true story)we can crash another calc via Calcnet now? O.O
5455: Over the internet (true story)
Good thing I never leave my calc connected to the gCn bridge. :P
Lol I used to wake up around 7am just to turn on my comp and be a nerd. <_< Now I wake up around 8:30am and try to read. :P
Also my mom is a teacher so she's on vacation too and my dad works at home. <_<
5498 : You played a little calc game during Baccalauréat (final exams of 15 school years)Complete true story, I played Chess by thepenguin most of the time. But I was losing at that game (yes, chess noob, I know) so I still came back to the exam every 10 minutes or so.
5493: Thanks to installing Arch linux, you now use Nano as your default text editor (semi true story)Same here. :P
Vim is generally the first thing I install on Linux distros...5493: Thanks to installing Arch linux, you now use Nano as your default text editor (semi true story)Same here. :P
136. You spend the whole day researching half of the posts on this topic trying to figure out if what some people said are true.
eg. questions; 130, and 122
137. You freak out when you see the number 23 randomly in places. ( completely me )
example. watching starwars 4. princess lea was held in room aa23 !!!!!.... longest yard. friend who died, his number was 23. my locker combo was 10, 13, 23
two towers destroyed, 9 11 2001. 9+11+2+1... you guessed it 23...... the letter w. 23rd letter of alphabet, 2 points down and 3 up. look at your keyboard. two keys above w? 2 and 3. 2nd row 3rd column? you guessed it... w
136. You spend the whole day researching half of the posts on this topic trying to figure out if what some people said are true.
eg. questions; 130, and 122
137. You freak out when you see the number 23 randomly in places. ( completely me )
example. watching starwars 4. princess lea was held in room aa23 !!!!!.... longest yard. friend who died, his number was 23. my locker combo was 10, 13, 23
two towers destroyed, 9 11 2001. 9+11+2+1... you guessed it 23...... the letter w. 23rd letter of alphabet, 2 points down and 3 up. look at your keyboard. two keys above w? 2 and 3. 2nd row 3rd column? you guessed it... w
116- When you use a bricked calculator as weight on papers.
117- The best thing you done during your calculator usage was avoiding bricking it.
5508: Same thing for 666, 42 and 133.136. You spend the whole day researching half of the posts on this topic trying to figure out if what some people said are true.
eg. questions; 130, and 122
137. You freak out when you see the number 23 randomly in places. ( completely me )
example. watching starwars 4. princess lea was held in room aa23 !!!!!.... longest yard. friend who died, his number was 23. my locker combo was 10, 13, 23
two towers destroyed, 9 11 2001. 9+11+2+1... you guessed it 23...... the letter w. 23rd letter of alphabet, 2 points down and 3 up. look at your keyboard. two keys above w? 2 and 3. 2nd row 3rd column? you guessed it... w
5507: You have similar experiences with the number 117.
5510: You only leave your computer (you were browsing Omnimaga of course) when a better computer (I mean "a calculator" of course) is delivered to you.
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbndatgLAi1r230nyo1_400.gif)
(defn palindrome? [my-num]
(= my-num (apply str (reverse my-num))))
(palindrome? pimath)
;user=>True
if (5514 == true)
{
System.out.println("(true story)");
}
5519 : +++++..----.++++++++.You can see here (http://brainfuck.tk/) that your code doesn't really do something.
(I'm bad at BF)
5524: You miss omnimaga while you are on vacation (true story)5334 : You second that.
5525: First thing you do once you get home is go on omnimaga (true story)
(Semi-true story, I always had hidden items that allowed me to get past their restrictions. No games? Secret gameboy. No internet? Secretly fixed wireless on laptop. No keyboard? On-screen keyboard) >:DNo keyboard and mouse ? Brain implant. :P/me runs
No keyboard and mouse ? Brain implant. :P/me runs
5554: You can't wait until your 2-year anniversary on omnimaga (true story)Apparently yes, October 5th. :D
5555: You actually are more excited about that than your actual b-day 9 days later (true story)
5570: your writing the 5570th post in a 266 page topic.5572 : You know this ^ is really post 3978 (non-zero story).
I dunno if someone already used this but oh well.
If Sorunome is this addicted to Omni, then what about me way back then? O.O (I had about 2000 posts a month for a while and even longer before I spent 10 hours calc programming a day)
If Sorunome is this addicted to Omni, then what about me way back then? O.O (I had about 2000 posts a month for a while and even longer before I spent 10 hours calc programming a day)you don't even want to know ;)
5594 : Asm(CD) for instant reboot!Fail. I guess you meant C7.
If Sorunome is this addicted to Omni, then what about me way back then? O.O (I had about 2000 posts a month for a while and even longer before I spent 10 hours calc programming a day)you don't even want to know ;)
Oh yeah, I remember the events of Christmas 2010. I was there at the time, I was the one who called, it was kinda scary, but it was for DJ's good. I'm really happy and proud that those events finished with a good ending. I dunno if you wanna talk about it, DJ, that's up to you :)I thought this thread was a joke... I didn't realize that people can actually be that addicted to calcs and Omni... this makes me scared of programming on my calculator. :O
And I think what helped him is that I started to regularly hang out with him IRL, therefore solving the no IRL interaction problem.
5628: Every time you go to omni you check for an axe parser update. (true 100% of the time for me ;D)
5629: You can name with trying the first 16 powers of two. (true)
5630: Sometimes you program on your calc in your bed and then fall asleep mid-programming. (not sure how many times this has happened to me :P)
5631: You constantly surf the web and omnimaga for calculator modifications.
5632: You spend the extra time during passing periods between classes to program on you calc.
5633: If you had a dollar for every ram clear you would have enough for at least two more calculators.
5634: Your favorite hand held games are played on a gameboy
Erm actually at that time I wasn't even programming for calculators anymore. I was mainly active from 2001 to early 2010 then started a bit again in 2013 after the color 84+ and HP Prime were announced. In late 2010 I was mainly active posting here. And yes the numbered stuff in this thread is a joke, as many of them are exaggerated (although some might actually be true). What I was saying is that my 2010 life collapse (which has long since been resolved) led to me spending much more time online.Oh yeah, I remember the events of Christmas 2010. I was there at the time, I was the one who called, it was kinda scary, but it was for DJ's good. I'm really happy and proud that those events finished with a good ending. I dunno if you wanna talk about it, DJ, that's up to you :)I thought this thread was a joke... I didn't realize that people can actually be that addicted to calcs and Omni... this makes me scared of programming on my calculator. :O
And I think what helped him is that I started to regularly hang out with him IRL, therefore solving the no IRL interaction problem.
So omni addiction is a symptom of real life collaspe...Erm actually at that time I wasn't even programming for calculators anymore. I was mainly active from 2001 to early 2010 then started a bit again in 2013 after the color 84+ and HP Prime were announced. In late 2010 I was mainly active posting here. And yes the numbered stuff in this thread is a joke, as many of them are exaggerated (although some might actually be true). What I was saying is that my 2010 life collapse (which has long since been resolved) led to me spending much more time online.Oh yeah, I remember the events of Christmas 2010. I was there at the time, I was the one who called, it was kinda scary, but it was for DJ's good. I'm really happy and proud that those events finished with a good ending. I dunno if you wanna talk about it, DJ, that's up to you :)I thought this thread was a joke... I didn't realize that people can actually be that addicted to calcs and Omni... this makes me scared of programming on my calculator. :O
And I think what helped him is that I started to regularly hang out with him IRL, therefore solving the no IRL interaction problem.
Anyway back on-topic:
5643: When you become grandpa and see your little kids, you'll actually teach them calculator programming but with bad programming habits from way back then
5645 : People put tablets in their three YO kids' hands. You'll give yours calcs.
So omni addiction is a symptom of real life collaspe...Erm actually at that time I wasn't even programming for calculators anymore. I was mainly active from 2001 to early 2010 then started a bit again in 2013 after the color 84+ and HP Prime were announced. In late 2010 I was mainly active posting here. And yes the numbered stuff in this thread is a joke, as many of them are exaggerated (although some might actually be true). What I was saying is that my 2010 life collapse (which has long since been resolved) led to me spending much more time online.Oh yeah, I remember the events of Christmas 2010. I was there at the time, I was the one who called, it was kinda scary, but it was for DJ's good. I'm really happy and proud that those events finished with a good ending. I dunno if you wanna talk about it, DJ, that's up to you :)I thought this thread was a joke... I didn't realize that people can actually be that addicted to calcs and Omni... this makes me scared of programming on my calculator. :O
And I think what helped him is that I started to regularly hang out with him IRL, therefore solving the no IRL interaction problem.
Anyway back on-topic:
5643: When you become grandpa and see your little kids, you'll actually teach them calculator programming but with bad programming habits from way back then
I'm sorry for judging DJ, I should have understood that that was a hard time and I shouldn't have made jokes about it. (Am being sincere here)
I think you are judging people too fast here or are misunderstanding. The life issues in question had absolutely nothing to do with Omnimaga nor calculators. I will not go into details, but basically people were constantly infringing on my life freedoms via harrassment tactics, judging me and it reached insane extents in late 2009, at one point which I even felt stalked.
In late 02-03 I was much more into calculators than I am right now, yet my life was perfectly fine. The only reason why I wasn't active online back then was because I had no computer at home.
6563: Your 3YO can program his or her calcs and is proficient in a variety of languages.Shouldn't you keep the numbers increasing by one and not by a few hundred
5656: Number correction (true story)5661 : You second 5657 and 5658. (True story)
5657: You are known as the geek (true story)
5658: Whenever there is a comp problem you get asked (true story)
5669: You use hexadecimal numbers in your math class
5674: You use hexadecimal numbers written in your own language in math classI must second this.
5672: your nSpire needs to recharge 50 times a month5689: You got so sick and tired of Nspire battery problems you just leave it plugged in all the time.
5639 : You are on omnimaga so often, your browser makes you loose the game.How ? O.O
(http://i.imgur.com/vBZbDdr.png?1?6305)
5983: You have a omnimaga t-shirt (true story)aweomse, but where did you get the t-shirt? ???
5984: You try to get as many people to omnimaga as possible (true story)
He said he got it from Redbubble.5983: You have a omnimaga t-shirt (true story)aweomse, but where did you get the t-shirt? ???
5984: You try to get as many people to omnimaga as possible (true story)
Because the admins thought I deserved to get one :35983: You have a omnimaga t-shirt (true story)aweomse, but where did you get the t-shirt? ???
5984: You try to get as many people to omnimaga as possible (true story)
6032: You lucid dream about calcs and omni.
6032: You lucid dream about calcs and omni.
[22:47:59] Sorunome hehe6042 : You know this is becoming an inside joke (true story)
[22:48:07] * Streetwalker smacks soru
6041: Back up your freaking progress often, even if it is not programming stuff but other important documents (true story)6044: Hit ctrl+s after you modify one line of code. (true story)
6043: You are posting here even though you are already asleep (true story)
6053 : You used to be "that guy with his calc" (true story)6055: You have these switched.
6054 : Now you are "that guy with his Rubik's Cube" (true story)
6052: You are known for always having USB sticks with you (true story)6057: You collect USB sticks and have over 14
3233: You want to do 100 reasons in one post
3234: You decide against it
Huh wtf was that ? O.O
You are getting spammy here. I can barely understand what you said before the signs. XD
6243: You've been coding so much, that a dystopia tear with eleventeen ugly telephones (if adjective is done deliberating) makes total sense to you.?
[...]
6245: You become insane when writing down reasonsfdslknyvliwunhjv novsimlcm,hj ,gcmhlvzmhn zdgxn .lgasvnmh ;avb iagl agl hlkcgmln fda l.hafh af .hadbfh h,akbadh.j had,. adb jadbljhad.h adfilahmnlka b b,j.dna
6246: YOU DON'T TYPE IN LOWER CASE LETTERS AND LIKE TO EAT GREEN SKINNED PEOPLE NAMED PINK FOR BREAKFAST FOR LUNCH, RESULTING IN A MASS SHORTAGE OF GREEN SKINS NAMED PINK FOR BREAKFAST, BUT NO ONE CARES ABOUT THEM. ONLY iPOD CARES ABOUT THEM.
[...]
I just want you to know that an incentive drill will warm to the obstruction near a misrepresented acorn. Also, did you know that firemen eats junk food with pistachio nuts, when they aren't saving Venus from a astronomic conjunction of anarchist robot unicorns?
* JWinslow23 programs a "Frog Bird's Amazing Sandwich" game on the brink of insanity
6061 : You always cary at least two calcs with you (true story)6253: We repeat stuff here. A lot.
I do, and I guessed it was ASCII in hex and bin. Just was too lazy to translate it. :PYou are getting spammy here. I can barely understand what you said before the signs. XD
Sorry, I just read a page from Uncyclopedia. Totally insane. *.*
EDIT: Oh, and the first two were signs. The first one, converted to ASCII characters, is "You only speak hexadecimal", and the next one was "You take binary as a second language". Judging from your not understanding that, you must not speak either.
6265: You consider programming to be your favorite sport
6266: You program for days without any break except for food+sleep (true story)
6268: You had to laugh at that (true story)6266: You program for days without any break except for food+sleep (true story)
6267: You wear a diaper while programming!
6265: You consider programming to be your favorite sport
more like virtual sport
9273: To find URLs to rickroll peoplewow we got there fast!
6276: DANG IT BLOCKED IN GERMANY :mad:It's his calc rickroll video. :P This one is pretty awesome.
i saw the thumbnail (those are never blocked) and i was looking forward to it :(6276: DANG IT BLOCKED IN GERMANY :mad:It's his calc rickroll video. :P This one is pretty awesome.
6289: You are disappointed when your friends think that Sorunome is the face of Omnimaga and that the site is entirely dedicated to bronies.Wait, they think that? O.O
[...]Not 65535 ???
6261: You yourself overflow at 66,535.
[...]
Uh... 2^16-1, yeah.[...]Not 65535 ???
6261: You yourself overflow at 66,535.
[...]
6267: Instead of using an image editing program you write a script to edit the images for you (true story)
You use a program made on the TI-83+ to edit your images as .8xi files.6267: Instead of using an image editing program you write a script to edit the images for you (true story)
You use MS Paint to edit your images :D
6263: you know 2^n with 0<n<9001 by heart
u can't stop spamming in omnimagaIf that's the case, then there's always Alt + F4.
u can't stop spamming in omnimagaIf that's the case, then there's always Alt + F4.
Then do it.u can't stop spamming in omnimagaIf that's the case, then there's always Alt + F4.
not on macs
its command + q
nah its good/me flies to hking1's computer and presses Command + Q
u can't stop spamming in omnimaga
6267: Instead of using an image editing program you write a script to edit the images for you (true story)
You use MS Paint to edit your images :D
and press Alt + F4 to see what it does, then lose all five of your tabs :P sadly a true story...Quoteu can't stop spamming in omnimagaIf that's the case, then there's always Alt + F4.
6243: You write "THE GAME" on tons of boards in your school (true story)
6243: You write "THE GAME" on tons of boards in your school (true story)
That's no proof you're addicted to Omni. I did this in school when I didn't even know this website existed.
6246: You know that once we reach 9001 reasons we'll expand it to 31337 reasons.THAT'S EPIC :o
6247: you've solved a rubik's cube on a calculator (true story, it was hard as hell XD)
6247: you've solved a rubik's cube on a calculator (true story, it was hard as hell XD)hehe, thanks, even though i prefer http://www.ticalc.org/archives/files/fileinfo/405/40505.html as a on-calc rubiks cube, lol
EDIT: http://www.sorunome.de/ti84+/games/rubik3
great program Sorunome :D
6248 : You party with your TI. (or with a cheap Casio when it's too dirty, to avoid risks)
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/ab5OrdO_700b.jpg)
6257: You create your own linguistic language and share it on Omni (1)
6257: You create your own linguistic language and share it on Omni (1)
And how is that a sign?
/me is enlightened6257: You create your own linguistic language and share it on Omni (1)
And how is that a sign?
Simple. It shows that any project of interest you have you share on Omni regardless of relevancy to calcs. (Omni is an excellent community for many topics, really)
6260: You have a dream that lasts over the course of approximately 6 hours that you are using Omnom IRC. In the dream, Sorunome (Derpy) spammed using lol's and Xeda talked about grammar. The dream ended when my PC ran out of power lol (true story).
And yeah, I put 6268 because I didn't think 6266 was Omni/calc related. No pun intended with Omni/calc.
Wait 6266 or 6267?6266. 6267 was understandable, it's just some guy that is so addicted that rebooting a laptop is a long time without Omni ;)
It refers to the post I made about the motto changes in another thread (http://ourl.ca/20642;msg=321687).Oh, ok. Well you should have put a link in your post, or phrase it like "you coin mottos about calcs and change them every 6 years" or so to get it more flagrant :)
6269: You are supposed to make some document thingy for school and you make it in HTML and CSS (true story)lol, i did that once too XD
6270 : You go learn LaTeX because it's cooler6271: Psssh, I've already learned LaTeX.
6273: your mom only lets you use your calc on saturdays :Dthat would really suck :P
there was a point where my parents would confiscate my calculator when I had homework to do, because I kept programming stuff on it when I got bored.6273: your mom only lets you use your calc on saturdays :Dthat would really suck :P
mine to. :(there was a point where my parents would confiscate my calculator when I had homework to do, because I kept programming stuff on it when I got bored.6273: your mom only lets you use your calc on saturdays :Dthat would really suck :P
Teachers already did that to me, like, history and german teachers :Pmine to. :(there was a point where my parents would confiscate my calculator when I had homework to do, because I kept programming stuff on it when I got bored.6273: your mom only lets you use your calc on saturdays :Dthat would really suck :P
It was written on my school report that I needed to drop the calculator and do some actual work.Teachers already did that to me, like, history and german teachers :Pmine to. :(there was a point where my parents would confiscate my calculator when I had homework to do, because I kept programming stuff on it when I got bored.6273: your mom only lets you use your calc on saturdays :Dthat would really suck :P
It was written on my school report that I needed to drop the calculator and do some actual work.Teachers already did that to me, like, history and german teachers :Pmine to. :(there was a point where my parents would confiscate my calculator when I had homework to do, because I kept programming stuff on it when I got bored.6273: your mom only lets you use your calc on saturdays :Dthat would really suck :P
My philosophy teacher once confiscated my 83+. He gave it back to me one minute later when he noticed I had taken my 84+SE out of my bag.Teachers already did that to me, like, history and german teachers :Pmine to. :(there was a point where my parents would confiscate my calculator when I had homework to do, because I kept programming stuff on it when I got bored.6273: your mom only lets you use your calc on saturdays :Dthat would really suck :P
A little while ago, this kid I sit next confiscated (not really though) my Prism to play Obliterate. Then I proceeded to take out and have him take my Nspire, 28S, and Prime. Having 5 calcs in your bag can be fun sometimes (especially in math when we have tests and I take them all out).My philosophy teacher once confiscated my 83+. He gave it back to me one minute later when he noticed I had taken my 84+SE out of my bag.Teachers already did that to me, like, history and german teachers :Pmine to. :(there was a point where my parents would confiscate my calculator when I had homework to do, because I kept programming stuff on it when I got bored.6273: your mom only lets you use your calc on saturdays :Dthat would really suck :P
6280: (TRUE STORY)
Q: "How many omni members does it take to change a light-bulb?"
A: "One. :P DJ holds the bulb, and THE GAME revolves around him."
Looks like some posts disappeared. O.O Makes me look like I'm talking to a ghost. XDLol, same for me, I say I agree talking about Latin even though no one seem to have mentionned Latin :P
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Add the (true story) thingy then. :PI thought it would be repetitive if I did it for all three, so I just put it at the end.
We are putting it all over the place. :P (true story)FTFY
6325: Your sister asks you to watch MLP. (true story)Don't you already watch it? I'm confused. Does she know you like it? Does she like it and want to share it, like most people? Please explain.
6429: You yell at people for not optimizing code. (true story)
6430: You want every programmable calculator that you can get.(true story)
6320: Your friend isn't surprised that you have your calculator in your pocket at all times.
6322: Your teacher knows that when you have a calculator in your hands, you're not doing math.
All of these are true stories.
Wait, you are a programmable calculator ? O.O6430: You want every programmable calculator that you can get.(true story)
u can count me in :D
6433: You still make the top 10 monthly posters list even after getting banned 6 times from the forums.6 times? That's a lot.
Note: The yelling part for my old post is true. I yelled at T.Wang (guy on Cemetech that lives down the street from me) for not optimizing a TI-83+ BETA for a game (Dodge). He does N-spire coding so I blame him...Wait...you can afford not to optimize Nspire BASIC? It can get hideously slow on large projects, even with good code. (That's what killed slang; I couldn't have a good feature set without being unusable normally.)
Wow... but how does it compare to TI-83 Plus BASIC, for example? Is it even slower?Pretty sure it's faster in most cases, but strings aren't the greatest data transport methods.
It's 83 BASIC that we are doing. He just does Nspire BASIC more.Note: The yelling part for my old post is true. I yelled at T.Wang (guy on Cemetech that lives down the street from me) for not optimizing a TI-83+ BETA for a game (Dodge). He does N-spire coding so I blame him...Wait...you can afford not to optimize Nspire BASIC? It can get hideously slow on large projects, even with good code. (That's what killed slang; I couldn't have a good feature set without being unusable normally.)
6446) PALINDROME!!!That goes really well with your avatar. :) Also, wouldn't that be (true story)?
6440: You get really excited over odd syntax hacks (true story)Then you MUST check out Axe. With it you can do ()() and it'll actually do something. :P Hayleia has some of these too.
6464 : you notice a mistake in 6462 (true story) :P[rage]
6465: You are starting to hate Street (true story)Don't worry, as soon as Streetwlarus and I manage to have a Melee Netplay, you'll get revenge :P
(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/compiling.png) (http://xkcd.com/303/)
Did you actually stumble upon the topics started by Drak there? O.O (if you didn't, then don't, especially if you are behind a school/parental filter)Nope, staying away...
6469: When programming in axe on your calc you often wish you had mindpowers and could just make a program super fast rather than type one by hand. (Often true for me.)My version: think of a game and you get the source. I wish I could do that.
6474: As you are unable to use GUIs like PowerPoint you write your presentation in HTML + CSS + JS (true story)Check out Beamer (http://ctan.org/pkg/beamer) & reveal.js (http://lab.hakim.se/reveal-js/)/slides (http://slides.com/).
So what's epic7?He is/was an omni member
Oh. Thanks for clarifing. What happened? Extreme inactivity?Do you still have the overly restricted computer with extreme slow Omnimaga browsing issue at home?Spoiler For My online time:
No, That was an iPad in Europe :) and public wifiOh. Thanks for clarifing. What happened? Extreme inactivity?Do you still have the overly restricted computer with extreme slow Omnimaga browsing issue at home?Spoiler For My online time:
Also Epic7 lost interest after his TI-Nspire broke.
Erm, I think you're confusing him with Dapianokid. :POh. Thanks for clarifing. What happened? Extreme inactivity?Do you still have the overly restricted computer with extreme slow Omnimaga browsing issue at home?Spoiler For My online time:
6494: You have been convinced that Omni is better then Cemetech, and spam friends with peanuts, and visit Juju's intro thread for different varieties of peanuts.Please take note that we do not claim to be better than Cemetech. (
6494: You have been convinced that Omni is better then Cemetech, and spam friends with peanuts, and visit Juju's intro thread for different varieties of peanuts.Please take note that we do not claim to be better than Cemetech. (even though we are) :trollface:
That happens to anyone not doing sports, anyone who never fail classes or anyone who never bullies anyone else :PNot doing LOTS if sports, never failing classes and bullying extremly rare (in fact only one person) :o
Erm, at 6974, people actually asked me if I'd marry my TI-80. :-[haha, nice one :P
It is?Database backups
Oh, to prevent another takeover? That's my guessBackups are important. If something fails with the current omnimaga server, then we still have all the backups and could simply set up omnimaga elsewhere.Spoiler For Spoiler:
This reminds me of the Ticalc "Fire in server storage room" or something a few years ago (I enjoy browsing old new articles) that make them thankful they had a backup.Oh, to prevent another takeover? That's my guessBackups are important. If something fails with the current omnimaga server, then we still have all the backups and could simply set up omnimaga elsewhere.Spoiler For Spoiler:
EDIT: Also, if you are curious, my whole server, so also the omnimaga image uploader, is been automatically backed up at GMT 8am, I think. As my backup system works waaaaay different it doesn't give a downtime, though it would be waaaaaaaay more a PITA to restore mysql stuff, if i'd be able to restore it at all, but as the image uploader uses the file system that is just fine :)
Oh, to prevent another takeover? That's my guessWe already did that April Fools joke before. :P (back in 2006)Spoiler For Spoiler:
We even did a double takeover once, two years ago or so. As in, we took TI-Planet over while they took us over.I don't think it was meant to be a takeover, though, more like an obvious April Fools prank involving each site swapping names/themes. Otherwise there would be posts about takeovers by some staff :P
lol :PWe even did a double takeover once, two years ago or so. As in, we took TI-Planet over while they took us over.I don't think it was meant to be a takeover, though, more like an obvious April Fools prank involving each site swapping names/themes. Otherwise there would be posts about takeovers by some staff :P
6981: You are scared of doing another OS 2.71MP-esque prank like in 2011, because you are scared TI will do it for real (in fact they partially did with Boot code 1.03 <_<).I don't know how you guys come up with all these pranks but they are epic. :D
And yes 2013 was the theme swap prank. This year was the TI Buys Omni prank.
6994: You find learning ASM was easier than learning Axe???
Surprised me a lot...*falling
So now you fly upside down Soru.
6994: You find learning ASM was easier than learning Axe???
I am not saying that Axe is easier then Asm (even though I think it is the case), but at least, I think that learning Asm first makes it a lot easier to understand Axe, no ? So if you already learnt Asm, what's hard in Axe ?
You have as many ways to make arrays in Axe as you want :P6994: You find learning ASM was easier than learning Axe???
I am not saying that Axe is easier then Asm (even though I think it is the case), but at least, I think that learning Asm first makes it a lot easier to understand Axe, no ? So if you already learnt Asm, what's hard in Axe ?
Honestly, for me it was the real lack of a good tutorial. Thinks like how to implement arrays and such aren't covered very well. Sure there's the reference for commands, but when I was attempting Axe there was no real indepth tutorial. ASM, on the other hand, had ASM in 28 Days and Hotdog's tutorial. Both are excellent.
7003: You think "ClrHome" but say "Clear Home".Isn't that true?
I fixed it now.7003: You think "ClrHome" but say "Clear Home".Isn't that true?
7005: You try to follow all Omni members on Google+
7006: You are used as the subject of most jokes at your school
7007: You somehow manage to be the most active member that joined in 2014 (postcount judging)
7005: You make as many friends possible in the calculator community and hop your class next year has an Omnimagician in it (After moving)
All true... The jokes too.
7015: To you, everyone on Omni is:Wat?
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7005: You try to follow all Omni members on Google+Seems like you missed me :P
I tend to think of people that way (I don't know why), including myself and all my friends that I've met in person before :P7015: To you, everyone on Omni is:Wat?
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I'll have to try then.7005: You try to follow all Omni members on Google+Seems like you missed me :P
bumpThat is why you ask others for ideas. Or steal ideas from others >:D
7015: You attempt to be more productive at programming even though you are out of ideas.
7014: When your class supplies list for math says "TI-84+ calculator" you think "that's not nice to the 83+ and CSE owners!'Or V200/HP Prime/Casio owners
7024: One of your Firefox pinned tabs is http://www.omnimaga.org/unread/?all;start=07026; You rather check recent posts than unread ones
7032: You make a calculator in your game to emulate a Ti-84 and then make your game on the Ti-84, then make another Ti-84, in the game, in the Ti-84, in the game.
7033: You actually did this. (http://www.omnimaga.org/spam/!!!-important-news-!!!/)Why can't I access the link?
I think the spam section is forbidden for members with less than 1000 posts.That and on top of it it's read-only
then there was too much spam and we made it read-only.
7027: You write advanced spaghetti code nobody understands in the Programming I course while everyone else is trying to figure out how to do a while loop.I think you mean code golf. ;)
7034: You visit this site just to make a post in this thread.7035: The Bridge has returned O.O
7038: You fear a mod will lock this topic at 9000 signs. D:I think we agreed to change it to 31337 signs when we hit 9000.
7038: You fear a mod will lock this topic at 9000 signs. D:I think we agreed to change it to 31337 signs when we hit 9000.
7606: When you become silently angry after the teacher tells everyone to use MathPrint.7607: You don't use mathprint even though your teacher highly recommends it to everybody