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Title: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on June 19, 2010, 11:18:57 am
I thought it would be nice to revive that thread :P

Rule: read the previous posts before posting, to prevent the same signs from being posted multiple times!

Anyway here we go with 1000 signs that you are addicted to TI calculators and Omnimaga:

1-You always forget to close your quotes and parhentesises in sentences
2-You are no longer afraid to lose the game.
3-You always prefix short sentences with .db
4-When doing maths in school, you think with 2 byte integers concept in mind
5-You are so paranoid about TI bugs that you back everything up before every math classes
6-You put your school essays paragraphs inside Output(1,1,"" commands
7-You end them with Pause:ClrHome
8-Whenever you hear the word lobster, you become like "OMG! They know Netham45!'
9-Whenever you hear the word squirrel, you do the same but with Cooliojazz.
10-You always say "Ninja'd" when talking to people IRL after someone said something you were about to say.

You can say as many as you want per post, just don't double-post without 6 hours between posts and don't put like 800 signs in one post :P
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: FinaleTI on June 19, 2010, 11:22:54 am
11 - Every time you watch a video, you expect a rick-roll.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: apcalc on June 19, 2010, 11:30:30 am
12. When you calculator batteries die, you get new ones from the nearest battery-powered object.
13. When you have to write "inspire" in an essay, you write "nspire"
14. Same problem as 13, you write "ndless", not "endless"

Also, DJ, don't forget to indent you paragraph in Number 6, it should be Output(3,1,"" :).
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Galandros on June 19, 2010, 11:36:44 am
15- You write things like 1000 to E3 and 0.1 to .1 for using less ink.

There is a huge posts of this in UTI.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: calc84maniac on June 19, 2010, 11:39:25 am
16- You buy pants with large pockets so you can carry your calculator(s) with you anywhere.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Galandros on June 19, 2010, 11:47:25 am
17- You overclock your calculator.
18- You are the only one in class that fixes all calculator problems
19- You code games during Math, Physics or Chemistry Class
20- You have a dictionary in your calculator for English class
21- You have a world map in your calculator for Geography
22- You crack complex cryptography systems with your TI-83+SE
23- You religiously keep your web browser historic in Omnimaga and have more than 10000 visits for half a year.
24- OmnomIRC is always used on every forum visit


offtopic:
16- You buy pants with large pockets so you can carry your calculator(s) with you anywhere.
That's handy. j/k But I have some and I was stopped in a metal detector on a museums with my pockets full of AA and AAA rechargeable batteries (for various devices like my calc, mp3 player, camera, etc.) AND the re-charger.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on June 19, 2010, 11:58:08 am
25- Everyone at school comes at you to get programs
26- If you got $1 everytime someone at school wanted you to send programs to their calc, you would no longer need a job.
27- You hack the teacher's TI presenter and rickroll the entire class
28- When doing math problems, you inaverdently add r at the end of algebra formulas where the variables can be higher than 255
29- You always write "extended" as "ExtendeD"
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: FinaleTI on June 19, 2010, 12:01:43 pm
30 - If you were in a spelling bee, you would say {Str1+X}= before every letter as you spelled your word. (X being the number of the letter you're on minus one)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Galandros on June 19, 2010, 12:05:43 pm
31- When the teacher uses the CBR or CBL you wait for an opportunity to get technical details about it (copy the firmware, log link transfers, document the protocol)
32- The I/O port of your calculator is used for headphones and you listen to music
33- The USB port is used for USB flash drive and bluetooth (or wifi)
34- You type faster on your calculator than in cellphone or even computer
35- Your calculator has a patched TIOS and multi-boots with a 3rd party OS with multitasking, grayscale and sound.
36- During exams you code TI-BASIC for solving or checking ALL questions
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on June 19, 2010, 12:12:29 pm
37-You manage to code so fast that after the teacher resetted both your RAM and archive, you manage to write all math programs you need during the exam and still finish the exam in time.
38-You do not look at your calc keypad when typing on it (I do this x.x)
39-Same as #37, but in HEX ASM instead of BASIC
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Galandros on June 19, 2010, 12:26:13 pm
40- You have patched your TIOS to resist all resets and blocks of your evil teachers OR switch to the 3rd party OS (and I do not have inspiration for the teacher reaction)
41- There is an automatic full backup to flash drive every time you plug it in your calculator.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: SirCmpwn on June 19, 2010, 12:29:40 pm
42 - You know where every single TI Basic command is on-calc, so you can quickly access it by quick number presses inside the menus.
43 - You know it's faster to access sub( by pressing "T" and going up than by pressing "S" and going down in the catalog.
44 - You end all of your essays with C9
45 - Press-To-Test is disabled on your calculator
46 - Your flash drive spends more time plugged into your calc than your computer
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Quigibo on June 19, 2010, 01:55:39 pm
47 - You spend more time writing games than playing them
48 - You have all the getkey codes memorized
49 - You have soldered peripheral components to a calculator
50 - You have more friends online than in real life
51 - You own more than one identical calculator
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: quasi_Phthalo on June 19, 2010, 01:58:56 pm
52-You can compile ASM code by hand faster than TASM
53-You have the cracked RSA keys for all TI calcs backed up in several places on your computer
54-If someone says "What's up?" you say "25"
55-You've sold a calc on ebay because you left the LCD in test mode for too long
56-You've bought a calc on ebay with a broken LCD
57-You have networked several calc's together to compute fractals faster
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: SirCmpwn on June 19, 2010, 02:04:03 pm
58 - You have traded calculators with someone else because they have a lower hardware version
59 - You didn't tell them that they could play GameBoy games on it if they didn't trade
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on June 19, 2010, 03:18:07 pm
at my school that would have worked well since nobody even cared enough about calcs to even put a math program on them :P

60- you gave your Nintendo DS to your bro in exchange of his old 83+ to replace your broken 83+
61- You own almost every TI calculator models
62- You fill an entire floppy disk with the quadratic solver folder on ticalc.org (you know you love them)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: apcalc on June 19, 2010, 05:19:15 pm
63- Instead of starting a new line, you just write \n
64- Every time you say "if" you always end the sentence with "EndIf"
65- Same as 64, except it applies to while, for, and try
66- It drives you crazy when people refer to the TI-83, TI-83 SE,TI-84, and TI-84 SE collectively as "the 84"
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: calcdude84se on June 19, 2010, 05:20:16 pm
67. You're surprised this list doesn't have >9000!!! entries yet.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on June 19, 2010, 05:23:41 pm
68-When you type "All Your Base Are Belong To Us", you type "All Your 84SE Are Belong To Us" instead
69-Same as 64 and 65, except that it's End for everything and includes Else, and !If and ElseIf since most people here are TI-83/84+ BASIC/Axe users rather than 68K/Nspire users :P
70-Everytime a new person arrive in the class, you give him peanuts.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Quigibo on June 19, 2010, 05:36:11 pm
71 - You act surprised when you see a lobster that is not blue.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: cooliojazz on June 19, 2010, 05:44:55 pm
Wait, they make those? O_o
72 - Your English paper gets denied because you tried to turn it in in an .8xv format.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on June 19, 2010, 05:58:23 pm
Wait, they make those? O_o
you mean blue lobsters? There are real blue lobsters alive in the world. There are also plushies ones.

73 - After your essay is done, your first reflex is to load TiLP or TI-Connect then send the essay to your calculator
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: cooliojazz on June 19, 2010, 06:00:16 pm
No, I mean non-blue ones ! XD
74 - 73, but reversed.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Raylin on June 19, 2010, 06:19:47 pm
75. You keep the TI-83+ manual in your bathroom for "reading material".
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: tloz128 on June 19, 2010, 06:29:48 pm
76. You carry around your calculator more than your cell phone.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Eeems on June 19, 2010, 06:36:27 pm
77. You can use your calculator as a cellphone
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: FinaleTI on June 19, 2010, 06:37:10 pm
78 - You freak out more when you misplace your calculator, than when you do your cell phone.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: quasi_Phthalo on June 19, 2010, 07:02:45 pm
79-You accidentally wrote an OS that doesn't handle USB interrupts properly, so after sending the OS, you can't unplug it from your computer or it will crash. Symbiosis.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Happybobjr on June 19, 2010, 07:10:09 pm
80. Your teacher asks you to stay after class.  When everyone is gone he hands you $50 and 2 broken Ti-83+ edition calculators. Then he asks you to fix them.  ( true story )

also: is there a flash drive you can stick into your calculator?
ya... 50...i ad to buy a couple of parts though.  still got about 20 out of it.

good idea about basic games.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on June 19, 2010, 09:59:16 pm
(you need an adapter for that)

(and wow $50 o.o)

81. you often hit 50+ posts a day on the site
82. after debugging a BASIC game, you try running Axe Parser to compile it
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: quasi_Phthalo on June 19, 2010, 10:15:32 pm
83. you write your zeros with a slash to tell the difference between them and your capital O's
84. in math class, you accidentally write Y1=... instead of f(x)=...
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: apcalc on June 19, 2010, 11:32:12 pm
85. Instead of writing "Let x=..." you write (BASIC) Define x=...,(C) int x; x=...;
86. You write out "5^6", with the "^" symbol (I have acutally done this one before)
87. Your teacher relies on you to teach them how to do things on a calculator
88. You can't sleep until you fix all bugs in your programs
89. You spend all of your free time in school programming
90. You can amaze people with stupid math programs (like a quadratic solver)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on June 19, 2010, 11:57:43 pm
91. You can program 10 hours per day even with school and a job. (true story. I did this in 2002 and 2003)
92. When rounding stuff in math, you use round(0, and sometimes screw up and misuse int( instead.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Happybobjr on June 20, 2010, 10:15:48 am
93. your teacher yells at you for not paying attention, (while you were programing on your calculator ), then he/she asks you to repeat what the said. You repeat what they said verbatim, and then go back to programming.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: calcdude84se on June 20, 2010, 10:23:13 am
94. Long ago the labels on the keys wore off. You have yet to notice, and keep on touch-programming, not even looking at the screen.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: TIfanx1999 on June 20, 2010, 10:37:52 am
95. You are IMMUNE to the effects of a Rick roll.
96. You consider Rick Astley a deity.
97. You fear the day the lobster army will invade. >_>
98. When you visit a local electronics store you *ALWAYS* go and browse their graphic calculator section.
99. You know the native resolutions of all or most TI calculator models.
100. You daydream about how you are going to fix/optimize code when at work or at school.

*Edit* Awesome thread guys, I find too many of them true... O_o
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: souvik1997 on June 20, 2010, 10:46:17 am
101: You write absolute value signs with abs() instead of | |.
102: You use the calculator's randInt() function to help you make decisions.
103: When people interrupt you you silence them with di.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on June 20, 2010, 11:58:50 am
haha AOC I do 98 and 100 XD

What sucks though is that sometimes at work I have full of motivation to work on calc stuff but when I come back home it's all gone :(

104: You steal your workplace wi-fi to access Omnimaga during every break
105: After Omnimaga gets 200 posts a day regulary, you think the board is dead when it gets 100-150 for a few others, even thought half a year ago there weren't even 20 in a day most of the time when you visited
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: quasi_Phthalo on June 20, 2010, 02:33:13 pm
106: Instead of raising your hand to ask a question in class, you shout "RST 38H!"
107: When you want to tell someone to do something, you lay down a number in front of them and say "rst 28h"
108: When working with parametric functions, you absent-mindedly write 'X' thinking that it will turn into a 'T'
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on June 20, 2010, 03:38:33 pm
109: In case TI freaks out again at the key factoring thing, you post backups of the 83+ keys at the bottom of your essays
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: quasi_Phthalo on June 20, 2010, 04:26:48 pm
110: You've deleted the Finances app
111: You keep track of the date and time when you last Garbage Collected and what programs have been deleted since, in case you need to recover them
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Galandros on June 20, 2010, 04:30:47 pm
112: You have memorized the numbers to sign your 3rd party OS

This topic is more fun when some (many) things are true. xD
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: TIfanx1999 on June 20, 2010, 04:41:41 pm
109: In case TI freaks out again at the key factoring thing, you post backups of the 83+ keys at the bottom of your essays
113: You read the above sentence as "tifreak" and wonder how pokemon purple is progressing.  ;)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: FinaleTI on June 20, 2010, 04:43:41 pm
114 - You contributed several items to a list of signs you're addicted to TIs.
115 - You hacked your TI-89 Titanium to run the OS that was used by Apple 2 computers.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Galandros on June 20, 2010, 04:53:06 pm
116- When you use a bricked calculator as weight on papers.
117- The best thing you done during your calculator usage was avoiding bricking it.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: apcalc on June 20, 2010, 04:56:57 pm
116- You fall into severe depression if you have to go for more than 24 hours without using a calc or visiting omni.
117- You have a backup of you calculator data with you at all times in case you crash your calc and lose all data
118- You backup your entire memory at least twice a day, if not more
119- You want to cry when you see people using graphing calcs as four function calculators (which is everyone in my school except me :))
120- You can go completly unnoticed when you play games on your calc in school

Sadly, I think about half of these reasons actually apply to me :)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on June 20, 2010, 06:14:58 pm
121 - You use a second calculator only for backup purposes instead of a computer
122 - You can manage to port TI-Nspire OS to the TI-84+SE. (according to BrandonW, it would be very possible, because TI put so much bloat in their unoptimized stuff and it contains so much unused stuff they did not remove from the OS that it could be shrank to fit on a lower model and still run at decent speed :P)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: quasi_Phthalo on June 20, 2010, 06:22:56 pm
123- If you write an app that has just run over onto the next page, you HAVE TO make it more elaborate to use up all that space
124- You don't let Mirage show program icons because it drives you nuts to see the generic icon many times
125- Of all your less enthusiastic calc friends, you're the only one who knows that the fasttun slowly shrinks when you get far enough
126- You've written a program to hijack fasttun to see what score you'd get if you played until the car physically can't fit through anymore
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on June 20, 2010, 06:38:52 pm
127- you make tool-assisted speedruns of calculator games
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: souvik1997 on June 20, 2010, 08:16:27 pm
128: You read this post number as 10000000b
129: You freak out when the answers to your math homework are over 65535.
130: You hack the calculator to display numbers over 10^100.
131: You set your homepages to www.omnimaga.org, www.cemetech.net, and www.ticalc.org (true)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: calcdude84se on June 20, 2010, 09:08:55 pm
132. You use your calculator as a keyboard for everything, since it acts as a USB keyboard (with your 83+, of course)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: quasi_Phthalo on June 20, 2010, 10:08:26 pm
133. You've written your own FAT32 driver for flash drives over 4GB to replace the semi-malfunctioning one in USB8x
134. On the rare occasion it's not in your hands, a 'friend' swipes your calc to drive you nuts for a whole class period
135. To get them back for it, you quickly punch in the hex code to activate BLOD on their calc and don't tell them that they have to take out the batteries soon if they want to save it
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Happybobjr on June 20, 2010, 10:14:58 pm
136.  You spend the whole day researching half of the posts on this topic trying to figure out if what some people said are true.
      eg. questions; 130, and 122

137. You freak out when you see the number 23 randomly in places. ( completely me )  
      example. watching starwars 4. princess lea was held in room aa23 !!!!!....  longest yard. friend who died, his number was 23. my locker combo was 10, 13, 23
        two towers destroyed,  9 11 2001.  9+11+2+1... you guessed it 23...... the letter w. 23rd letter of alphabet, 2 points down and 3 up. look at your keyboard. two keys above w? 2 and 3.  2nd row 3rd column?  you guessed it... w
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: calcdude84se on June 20, 2010, 10:15:34 pm
138. You've done http://brandonw.net/calcstuff/OSkill.txt (http://brandonw.net/calcstuff/OSkill.txt) to someone.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: quasi_Phthalo on June 20, 2010, 10:38:19 pm
139. You laugh as your friend gets his ipod taken away for watching video clips, then you pretend to do some calculations as you watch a dithered version of "The Matrix": lobby scene.
140. Benjamin Moody's and Brandon Wilson's email addresses are in your contacts even though they have no idea who you are
141. They DO know who you are
142. You have practiced pronouncing Joe Wingbermuehle's name in case you ever meet him
143. A naive friend mistakenly lets his mom by him his first graphing calc: an HP! When he asks you to put some games on it for him, it takes every ounce of your self-control to not bite off his head
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: jsj795 on June 21, 2010, 12:33:49 am
144. Your math teacher asks you to stop putting games on people's calculator.
145. He tells you that they can't do math as well as you do. You know your high exam scores came from math programs that he doesn't know about.
146. You look for inspiration to make TI games while playing flash games on internet.
147. You write class notes on calculator program editor.
148. You have a flashlight next to your bed, so while trying to go to sleep, you think of an optimization or fix to a bug, you quickly turn on the flashlight, take your calculator from under the pillow and start programming.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: bwang on June 21, 2010, 12:49:24 am
138. You've done http://brandonw.net/calcstuff/OSkill.txt (http://brandonw.net/calcstuff/OSkill.txt) to someone.
Hmmm...I have. Silly silly me.
But Builderboy gave the guy a new OS, so no harm done.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Builderboy on June 21, 2010, 01:11:54 am
Lol you horrible person you :P Good thing i was on hand or else bad things would have happened ;D
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on June 21, 2010, 01:52:44 am
Lol bad Calcdude84se and Bwang ;D

149: You group your stuff about 3 times before testing and after an hour your entire archive is filled with 4000-6000 bytes large groups
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: SirCmpwn on June 21, 2010, 03:03:17 am
150 - You have 20 groups on your calculator called BACKUP1, BACKUP2, BACKUP3...
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Happybobjr on June 21, 2010, 07:53:42 am
151 - you spend the day ungrouping all of your programs from months ago.   Then you try to figure out what all the programs are with the 8 letter names.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: [email protected] on June 21, 2010, 08:19:59 am
152-you can program on a casio even if you never did that before
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Silver Shadow on June 21, 2010, 08:34:55 am
153 - If you see a Casio or an HP calc, you want to trample it on the ground.
154 - All your calc programs, including quadratic solvers, have a rickroll included in them.
155 - Each time you go shopping, you buy all the lobsters and release them into the wild. At least some of Netham's cousins will survive that way.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: ztrumpet on June 21, 2010, 12:00:24 pm
156 - You have a 4 inch binder filled with Asm in 28 days.  (true)
157 - You're surprised when an introduction topic on Omni doesn't have a bag of peanuts yet.
158 - You've looked for blue lobster plushes IRL. (true)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: quasi_Phthalo on June 21, 2010, 12:06:03 pm
159 - You spent hours in the MirageOS source code trying to find out exactly how it saves those whales
160- You put an extra ':' at the beginning of BASIC progs so you never have to leave Mirage
161 - Since you never graph with your calc, you don't put AxesOff, FnOff, etc. in your progs because it's always like that anyway
162- You written a ray-tracing engine for your 83/84 that beasts POV-Ray
163- You start to worry about how you're going to change the batteries WHILE it's ray-tracing so it can finish
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: ztrumpet on June 21, 2010, 12:40:29 pm
164 - You have friends that don't let you touch their calc from fear of you messing it up. :P
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: souvik1997 on June 21, 2010, 12:51:36 pm
165: You have the ROMs of every calculator made by TI
166: You customize the run indicator to display a rickroll
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Galandros on June 21, 2010, 12:54:20 pm
165 - You printed calc84maniac z80 assembly instruction set
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: SirCmpwn on June 21, 2010, 01:03:38 pm
164 - You have friends that don't let you touch their calc from fear of you messing it up. :P
Yep.
165: You have the ROMs of every calculator made by TI
Yep.  Including the 81.  Every OS version, too.

166 - You beg your friend with a TI-89 Titanium to let you put a GB emulator on it
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: ztrumpet on June 21, 2010, 01:07:09 pm
167 - You think it's normal for someone to say "other" when referring to calcs.  "Other".  As in more than one. :P
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: SirCmpwn on June 21, 2010, 01:10:45 pm
168 - You think it's not normal to only have one.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Happybobjr on June 21, 2010, 01:36:17 pm
189. When your friends give up telling you to get off your calculator and get a life.

edit:... my post count jumped... i just noticed i got my post count back after it was reset
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on June 21, 2010, 01:56:29 pm
170. you know that in OMnimaga Randomness section (and occasionally the intro section), post count doesn't increase when posting.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: SirCmpwn on June 21, 2010, 01:59:03 pm
171 - You think happybobjr did a pretty big fail there ;)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: ztrumpet on June 21, 2010, 02:07:10 pm
172 - You know who to go to for Z80 Asm help and get their help often.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: SirCmpwn on June 21, 2010, 02:17:06 pm
173 - People come to *you* for Z80 Asm help often.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: ztrumpet on June 21, 2010, 02:22:01 pm
173 - People come to *you* for Z80 Asm help often.
lol

174 - You've taken a class at school for calculator programming and were the only person to get an A on the exam. :D
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on June 21, 2010, 02:24:52 pm
175 you organize/do calc game programming classes in school ;D

(that would rule if such class existed :P)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: quasi_Phthalo on June 21, 2010, 02:35:37 pm
176 - you know what happens when you let your 83/84 count all the way up during phase 2 of self-test
177 - you can change the name of a program WITHOUT using Rcl to copy it to another one
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: ztrumpet on June 21, 2010, 02:41:16 pm
178 - You've rickrolled someone using your sig. O.o
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: quasi_Phthalo on June 21, 2010, 02:42:59 pm
179 - You've BEEN rickrolled too many times to count
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: ztrumpet on June 21, 2010, 02:46:11 pm
180 - You enjoy being rickrolled. O.o
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: SirCmpwn on June 21, 2010, 02:48:08 pm
175 you organize/do calc game programming classes in school ;D
I totally did this in my sophomore year XD

181 - You've been Ashely Tisdale rickrolled
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: quasi_Phthalo on June 21, 2010, 03:03:54 pm
how does one go about implanting audio rickroll in their post??!?!!?

182 - you've spent more money on batteries than anything else
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: souvik1997 on June 21, 2010, 03:51:32 pm
183: You arrange a funeral for your bricked calculator
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Zera on June 21, 2010, 03:57:48 pm
184: You spend several years of your life conceiving a calculator RPG called Escheron.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: willrandship on June 21, 2010, 07:07:22 pm
185: You spend more time in math class programming the math program for the concept of the day than it would take for you to solve them without a calc at all.
186: When your LCD dies, you still have your calc around for sentimental value
187: You have a computer in your room constantly running the nspire RSA perl script.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on June 21, 2010, 07:33:57 pm
188 (referring to #34): You can do the same on WabbitEmu.
189: You can type with your eyes closed.
190: You can type with one hand.
191: You can type with the calculator upside down.
192: You can do all three of the above at once.
193: You have changed the Your batteries are low. message to
      Your batteries
      are low.

      Recommend
      antidepressants
      before suicide.

194: You do the ON+[DEL] battery trick to scare your friends.
195: You have memorized the entire URL of your ticalc.org author profile.
196: You check it every day.
197: You are consistently ranked in the top 200 in at least two of the categories.
198: You have received DMCA notices from TI.
199: You didn't care.
200: You code in ASM simple programs that could have been coded easily in BASIC just for the challenge.
201: You have created your own assembler.
202: You never use it and code in hex instead.
203: Instead of assembling source code, you code in hex, then disassemble to check the accuracy of your disassembler.
205: You have thought and typed ten creative comments to add to this thread in less than a minute.
206: You could have done that on your calculator.
207: You are currently in the process of typing all of these on the calculator for an 8xg release.
208: All the games on your calculator are your own.
209: Same with the calculators of all your friends.
210: You have typed so many of these signs already, you were ninja'd by three other people.
211: You have made calculator case mods between a TI-83 Plus and a TI-89 or between a TI-84 Plus and a TI-89 Titanium.
212: You have completed #211 and end up using the TI-83 Plus family calculator in the TI-89 case, not the other way around.
213: You have a Chameleon TI-73.
214: During the height of activity on the forums, you wonder why so few people are TI calculator developers.
215: Your ASCII art uses ! instead of |.
216: You have actually used IS>( and DS<(.
217: Effectively.
218: You time your releases on ticalc.org to reflect average visitor stats.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: quasi_Phthalo on June 21, 2010, 07:46:56 pm
inserting 204: you made it so that the On key doesn't break BASIC programs, but makes getkey return 101
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on June 21, 2010, 08:06:29 pm
I missed 204? Wow.

164 - You have friends that don't let you touch their calc from fear of you messing it up. :P

There is a total of one person I know thus far who lets me touch their calculator.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: quasi_Phthalo on June 21, 2010, 08:16:34 pm
@Deep Thought: you'd better edit your most recent post quick and add 219 so you're not off topic :)

i'm going to move on to 220 now so you can do that
220: right about now, you begin to worry that these numbers will soon pass 255 and you'll need 2 bytes
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: jsj795 on June 21, 2010, 09:03:13 pm
221: Your school bag consists more of z80 tutorials, axe routines, and calc-game readmes and walkthroughs than schoolwork.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: SirCmpwn on June 21, 2010, 09:06:40 pm
221: Your school bag consists more of z80 tutorials, axe routines, and calc-game readmes and walkthroughs than schoolwork.
Wow, I totally do.

222: You have >9000 emails and PMsa and forum posts asking you how to do something in Axe
(Actually, its about 150)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: ztrumpet on June 21, 2010, 10:46:34 pm
221: Your school bag consists more of z80 tutorials, axe routines, and calc-game readmes and walkthroughs than schoolwork.
lol, that's true. :P

223 - You've used the binomcdf( command. :D
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on June 22, 2010, 12:23:25 am
224 - You wish the Voyage 400 (http://www.ticalc.org/archives/news/articles/8/85/85069.html) existed.
225 - One of your calculator looks like this:
(http://www.omnimaga.org/images/screenshots/calc83omni.jpg)
...and broke shortly after this redesign (true story)
226 - or like this: http://www.ticalc.org/archives/news/articles/1/15/15975.html
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: quasi_Phthalo on June 22, 2010, 12:52:52 pm
227 - You've added ALL the system flags to the Mode menu for quick access
228 - You wrote a prog to permanently lock someone's calc at the lightest contrast
229 - You can still navigate the menus on a calc like that
230 - You added new key shortcuts to type letters like é ï ç and _
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: SirCmpwn on June 22, 2010, 12:57:57 pm
227 - You've added ALL the system flags to the Mode menu for quick access
Yeah, like that would be easy and quick to access EVERY flag :P

231 - You have a backlight on your calculator
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: quasi_Phthalo on June 22, 2010, 01:08:09 pm
227 - You've added ALL the system flags to the Mode menu for quick access
Yeah, like that would be easy and quick to access EVERY flag :P
Hey, the catalog is quick-access for us addicteds, it would just need proper organization

232 - You mix up all the menus and the catalog to confuse people who want to borrow your calc
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: FinaleTI on June 22, 2010, 01:32:56 pm
233 - You put Emu8x on your calculator.
http://www.ticalc.org/archives/files/fileinfo/377/37796.html (http://www.ticalc.org/archives/files/fileinfo/377/37796.html)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: SirCmpwn on June 22, 2010, 01:34:56 pm
234 - You emulate a TI-86 on your calculator during standardized testing just to spite the proctors who say 83+/84+ only
(I've done this ;D)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on June 22, 2010, 02:35:09 pm
[removed already mentionned sign]
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: calcdude84se on June 22, 2010, 02:42:47 pm
211: You have made calculator case mods between a TI-83 Plus and a TI-89 or between a TI-84 Plus and a TI-89 Titanium.
212: You have completed #211 and end up using the TI-83 Plus family calculator in the TI-89 case, not the other way around.
That's already been mentioned, DJ. (just so you know)
236. You've ported Linux to all TI's calculators.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: SirCmpwn on June 22, 2010, 02:47:14 pm
Or, more realistically,
237 - You've gotten Linux to run on a TI-89 Titanium
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on June 22, 2010, 03:11:39 pm
oh crap disregard my post then x.x. I'll go with this instead:

235- You get confused at which signs you are addicted to TI and Omnimaga were mentionned already or not in this thread x.x
238- When getting off the Internet, you hear people in your head that keeps asking when is Ndless 2.0 coming out, after seeing it asked so many times on IRC
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: quasi_Phthalo on June 22, 2010, 03:43:45 pm
239 - You make a habit of using one-letter variable names even if you're using a higher language that supports more
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Happybobjr on June 22, 2010, 04:55:35 pm
240: you think the apocalypse is coming because you didn't have your ram cleared for a whole day
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: calcdude84se on June 22, 2010, 04:57:19 pm
241. You installed Unity on your TI-81
242. You have a robot that typed it in for you
243. You interfaced directly with the calc hardware to type it in at superhuman speeds.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Galandros on June 22, 2010, 06:01:40 pm
244: If you ever shouted during math class "IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!" when someone said a number bigger than 9001. Ooops. That's >9000!!! :O
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: souvik1997 on June 22, 2010, 06:38:17 pm
245: You own a CBL/CBR
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: ztrumpet on June 22, 2010, 07:56:55 pm
246 - Instead of reading in a library, you program in Axe. :P
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: [email protected] on June 23, 2010, 05:51:05 am
247-You ram clear your calc every day but it is still in mess
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Silver Shadow on June 23, 2010, 06:28:30 am
248. You have overclocked your 83+ to make it run N64 games at full speed.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: SirCmpwn on June 23, 2010, 10:07:46 am
249 - You have overclocked your 15MHz calc (it won't work on the 6MHz ones) to emulate Xbox 360 games at full speed.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: ztrumpet on June 23, 2010, 10:17:10 am
250 - You have overclocked your Nspire to factor large numbers to find the Keys itself. :P
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: SirCmpwn on June 23, 2010, 10:24:58 am
251 - You have overclocked *anything* you bought from TI :P
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: ztrumpet on June 23, 2010, 10:26:46 am
I overclocked my link cable? ???

252 - You're excited because soon you'll need two bytes to hold the number of the sign we're on. :D
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: [email protected] on June 23, 2010, 10:37:10 am
253-You made the 248 and then added a second screen to emulate nds games.
254-You gave a name to your calc
255-You make a header even when you code in basic
256-{...}r
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: FinaleTI on June 23, 2010, 10:38:39 am
257r - You write a r after all numbers greater than 255 and less than 65536rr, through force of habit.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: ztrumpet on June 23, 2010, 10:40:31 am
258 - Your calc speaks back.
259 - You don't need other game systems because you always use your calc for gaming.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: [email protected] on June 23, 2010, 10:41:01 am
{260}r-You know that it take three bytes to write 65536 so it will be 65536rr

Edit: owned by zTrumpet for the number of the sign
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: ztrumpet on June 23, 2010, 10:42:12 am
261 - You have a TI-81 just because it was TI's first graphing calc.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Hot_Dog on June 23, 2010, 11:09:56 am
262 -- You serve your kids lobster for dinner every night, with an occasional hot dog
263 -- All your math assignments consists of binary numbers and hexadecimal numbers, with their appropriate % and $ signs
264 -- Your mom knows that she can punish you enough simply by taking away your computer and your calculator
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: ztrumpet on June 23, 2010, 11:14:53 am
264 -- Your mom knows that she can punish you enough simply by taking away your computer and your calculator
lol, so true... ;D

265 -- The proposition of a TI-83 with no executable code limit sounds really promising to you. :D
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Hot_Dog on June 23, 2010, 11:27:40 am
266 -- Your 2nd Key or Alpha Key has been worn away, making it useless
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Happybobjr on June 23, 2010, 11:37:16 am
258 - Your calc speaks back.
259 - You don't need other game systems because you always use your calc for gaming.

{267}r-  when you get mad at ztrumpet (and everyone else) for not having his numbers in the format {...}r
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: SirCmpwn on June 23, 2010, 11:39:37 am
268r - When you get mad at people for pointing to the address at {***} instead of properly numbering their posts.  {267}r could compile to any number :P
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: ztrumpet on June 23, 2010, 11:50:54 am
$0D01 - Since everyone programs in Hex on their calcs, Axe style formatting is no longer necessary. ;D
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: SirCmpwn on June 23, 2010, 11:56:36 am
430o - You think hex, decimal, and binary are for pussies
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Hot_Dog on June 23, 2010, 12:01:03 pm
271 -- Your halloween costume is an executioner with a mask
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: ztrumpet on June 23, 2010, 12:08:53 pm
272 - You know Hot Dog is the ultimate tool for good execution (of programs) because you memorized it. ;D
273 - For Halloween you hand out peanuts to trick-or-treat-ers. ;D
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Silver Shadow on June 23, 2010, 03:15:17 pm
 - You try using a new coding format for numbering.

Hint: if you see s**t, try reading this post on an iPhone.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: calcdude84se on June 23, 2010, 03:25:12 pm
275. Who needs an iPhone when you have a calculator awesome enough to emulate one?
Silver, not all of us have an iPhone.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: FinaleTI on June 23, 2010, 03:28:10 pm
8K - You bothered to look up base 10 to base 32 conversion for your post.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Silver Shadow on June 23, 2010, 03:31:24 pm
277. You only use on iPhone or iPod Touch when your calc is busy downloading a huge file through a z80 torrent client.

And for my previous post, don't worry if you can't read the numbers, they're just written with iPhone's emoji.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: nemo on June 23, 2010, 03:36:47 pm
100010110b:
010110010110111101110101001000000111001101110000011001010110000101101011001000000110110101101111011100100110010100100000011011000110100101101011011001010010000001100001001000000110001101101111011011010111000001110101011101000110010101110010001000000111010001101000011000010110111000100000011000010010000001110000011001010111001001110011011011110110111000101110

Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: FinaleTI on June 23, 2010, 03:43:24 pm
010011000110111101101100

Mjc5IC0gWW91IHdyb3RlIHlvdXIgcG9zdCBpbiBiYXNlIDY0ISBXb290bmVzcyEK

That's base 64 for anyone wondering.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: nemo on June 23, 2010, 03:49:12 pm
280 - when you post in a thread that has literally digressed from coutning in decimal to using pointers to hex to octal to binary, base 64 and then back to decimal.

for anyone who may be REALLY lost right now...
http://home2.paulschou.net/tools/xlate/
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: calcdude84se on June 23, 2010, 04:09:35 pm
281: You understand this w/o a converter:
Code: [Select]
01010100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01000111 01100001 01101101 01100101 00100001 00001101 00001010 01011011 01100011 01101111 01101100 01101111 01110010 00111101 01110010 01100101 01100100 01011101 00101010 01100011 01100001 01101100 01100011 01100100 01110101 01100100 01100101 00100000 01101100 01101111 01110011 01110100 00100000 01010100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01000111 01100001 01101101 01100101 00100000 00111010 01010000 01011011 00101111 01100011 01101111 01101100 01101111 01110010 01011101
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Hot_Dog on June 23, 2010, 07:01:20 pm
282 -- Your TI-Nspire memory is full, all of it.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: souvik1997 on June 23, 2010, 08:03:04 pm
 :)00110010 00111000 00110011 00111010 00100000 01011001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01110010 01100101 01110000 01101100 01100001 01100011 01100101 01100100 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01111010 00111000 00110000 00100000 01000011 01010000 01010101 00100000 01110111 01101001 01110100 01101000 00100000 01100001 00100000 01001001 01101110 01110100 01100101 01101100 00100000 01000011 01101111 01110010 01100101 00100000 01101001 00110111

MjgzOiBZb3UgcmVwbGFjZWQgdGhlIHo4MCBDUFUgd2l0aCBhIEludGVsIENvcmUgaTc=


Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: quasi_Phthalo on June 23, 2010, 09:19:35 pm
1) You can use a number system with any base you need
1) So can your calculator
1) You are continually changing the base so that all numbers are 1
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on June 23, 2010, 09:41:33 pm
287) When you check the forums or are coding and a big-enough-to-be-felt earthquake occurs, you don't even notice it (true story, as for earlier x.x, altough it was so far away that I wouldn't have felt much anyway, not to mention that the ground where I live doesn't transmit quake waves far.)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: FinaleTI on June 23, 2010, 09:47:25 pm
[3C7EDBFFBDDB663C]→Pic1

288) You draw all your smileys, small emoticons, etc. after first initializing them in hex and storing them to a pointer. Pt-Off(0,0,Pic1
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: guy6020665 on June 23, 2010, 09:54:29 pm
289:289r: you're reading this thread instead of reading the material the Drug Alcohol course required to get your learners permit that you are taking at this moment. (Actually Happening)

290r: you realize that you forgot to add the r and freak out
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Happybobjr on June 25, 2010, 10:10:14 am
291r: You realize your not getting updates to this thread, so you decide to make a post to resubscribe to the tread.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: mapar007 on June 25, 2010, 11:00:09 am
292. You hand-optimize axe parser output.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: calcdude84se on June 25, 2010, 11:58:03 am
293. In your spare time you emulate a TI-83+ by hand.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: tr1p1ea on June 25, 2010, 12:26:43 pm
294. You dont post in here because you are too busy coding!
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: mapar007 on June 25, 2010, 01:07:18 pm
Touché.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on June 25, 2010, 05:41:23 pm
294. You dont post in here because you are too busy coding!
I hope that this is the reason why you rarely post!!! :O
/me wants Desolate 8lv-gs and other projects from tr1p1ea *cough*Joe Metroid?*cough*

295. You are so used to Omnimaga forum system that when posting on other sites, you can't even use some BBCode such as QUOTE correctly anymore :P
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on June 25, 2010, 10:44:09 pm
219 (yes, I know it's a bit late): You have been mistaken for a spambot.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on June 25, 2010, 11:18:15 pm
Yeah I wasn't sure when you first joined x.x (you had a different nick that was close to a bot)

296 you saw spambots join your forum under legit calculator programmer nicknames and post casino/vacation ads (true story. This happened with the nicknames KeithJohansen and Zaphod Belbeerox in 2007.)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on June 25, 2010, 11:45:18 pm
By the way, we're not at 220. It's just that we skipped 219 a few days ago, and I'm inserting it.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on June 25, 2010, 11:50:51 pm
oh lol sorry, I didn't remember the count and didn't check the other page x.x. Fixing it now
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on June 26, 2010, 12:54:12 am
297: You have had a conversation with a spambot.
298: The spambot learned something.
299: So did you.
300: Thanks to a few minutes of programming at the beginning of the period, you finish tests in half the time that everyone else takes.
301: You use Omnicalc's custom menu function.
302: There aren't enough entries to fit your needs.
303: Given any token, you can instantly think of the fastest way to get it.
304: And its hex value(s).
305: You know that π has two tokens.
306: You have found a way to combine them to create a new opening in the token table.
307: Similarly, you have reorganized the entire token table to make it make more sense.
308: You have found dozens of grammar, spelling, and syntax errors in this topic alone.
309: You can type the σmπimαgα logo on a TI-83 Plus.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: mapar007 on June 26, 2010, 04:37:57 am
Quote
300: Thanks to a few minutes of programming at the beginning of the period, you finish tests in half the time that everyone else takes.

Applies to me :P That's (one of the reasons) why I always have to write down everything :D
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Builderboy on June 26, 2010, 02:03:53 pm
Haha at the end of every math test I always have a few programs on my calculator ^^ hooray for bruteforcing probability problems in axe!!
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: quasi_Phthalo on June 26, 2010, 03:28:28 pm
Quote
hooray for bruteforcing probability problems
hahahaha! i did that once. on homework, not a test, but still.
nothing like a true statistical sample

310. you replaced the built-in pseudo-random number generator with an ACTUALLY random number generator
311. you killed someone when they found out what your algorithm was
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: SirCmpwn on June 26, 2010, 06:07:57 pm
312: You brute forced the admin password to your parents computers to get into Omnimaga :)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: souvik1997 on June 26, 2010, 06:32:21 pm
Glad to see that you are back online. :)
320:You spell Nazi as not(c
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Builderboy on June 26, 2010, 07:19:33 pm
312: You brute forced the admin password to your parents computers to get into Omnimaga :)

Haha that is win ^^ Welcome back
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: SirCmpwn on June 26, 2010, 07:24:39 pm
Thanks!  Good to be back.  The real influencer in my taking the risk of cracking the passwords was that DJ mentioned I would be demoted if I had <20 posts per month x.x
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on June 26, 2010, 07:40:47 pm
321 (referring to #312): You did it with a calculator.
/me is wondering if Sir ever tried that.
/me is also wondering if this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRRlALJtDRg) is real. Probably not, but seeing the comments there, he's created quite a hoax.
/me congratulates Sir on coming back.
/me is proud to have learned how to use /me.
/me is wondering how to type brackets in BBCode without having it become a tag, as in [bracket]A[bracket], as in matrix A.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: SirCmpwn on June 26, 2010, 08:07:02 pm
/me is proud to have learned how to use /me.
/me is wondering how to type brackets in BBCode without having it become a tag, as in [bracket]A[bracket], as in matrix A.
Just use them like normal.  If it is not valid BBCode, then it will just display the brackets.  Like [this].
Also, the password video on YouTube is totally fake.
I have never tried cracking with a calculator, seeing as it is outrageous and not possible, without signifigant changes.
Actually, if Brandon Wilson gets Periph8x working, we may be able to boot a computer into a calculator :)/me thinks of all the possibilities
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on June 26, 2010, 11:10:53 pm
And back to the topic:
322: Your username on Omnimaga has its own color.
323: You have actually read TI's own documentation for developers.
324: You have exactly four rechargeable batteries -- AAA.
325: You have recharged them today.
326: You program directly in hex to save time.
327: When you're bored with that, you program in octal and write a short program to convert it.
328: Just for the fun of it, you switch to binary.
329: It works.

By the way, someone should start AsmComp('ing this.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on June 26, 2010, 11:22:54 pm
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300: Thanks to a few minutes of programming at the beginning of the period, you finish tests in half the time that everyone else takes.

Applies to me :P That's (one of the reasons) why I always have to write down everything :D
Lol I remember math classes days for me. I usually finished my work/tests before most people (including homework) and ended up coding. I repeated the process in every class except gym and french classes (the later because I always went close to failing and needed to do more effort in reading comprehension).

Thanks!  Good to be back.  The real influencer in my taking the risk of cracking the passwords was that DJ mentioned I would be demoted if I had <20 posts per month x.x
It's 10 actually (in a 30 day interval, meaning a staff wouldn't be able to post 10 times on September 1st then wait until October 31st to post 10 more times). Posts in intro/randomness aren't counted. During July until Mid-August it's 5, though. You appear to get online at least twice in 30 days, though, so I have serious doubts you would have troubles with this given how active you are when you come online. Most of the staff I got usually met this except Nitacku in Early 2009 (who only posted on UTI for some reasons, despite being Omni staff. He claimed we didn't have any interesting discussion :P) and Cooliojazz last Fall. Miotatsu and {AP} always were rigth at the limit :P

On the old board, it was 1 post per month and one visit per two months minimum, at first, but with the 25 staff it became hard to monitor activity and then I decided to be more lax after some complaints about being too strict (at this time, MaxCoderz and UTI were both still very active. They had yet to see what would happen to those site once their staff would almost all become inactive) and made it so they have to show signs of life (including programming-wise_ at least every 6 months. This was a huge mistake, because we ended up always having about 3-4 active staff at a time and in September/Oct 2007, despite still having 20 staff, everytime I checked the online list, there were never more than one connected, besides me. The only time I saw more was when Lost Legends was announced.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on June 26, 2010, 11:25:51 pm
He claimed we didn't have any interesting discussion :P

Well, here it is.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Galandros on June 27, 2010, 01:38:15 pm
330: You are always in #omnimaga channel
331: You got frustrated when your IP was banned by the irc server (not necessarily because of you)
332: If 331 happens you go on crazy frenzy to connect by through a bot in assembly for your calculator (and you remember some time after that you can connect by other hub, proxy, OmnomIRC or as last resource wait for the ban end)
333: You visit and update regularly WikiTI

333 is true about me.
yay halfway for the wanted 666 sign...
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on June 27, 2010, 08:55:47 pm
334 (referring to #303): You can do the same with Axe tokens.
335: You watch both the σmπσmIRC and Cemetech SAX channels.
336: Simultaneously.
337: You emulate your calculator on your computer, and vice versa.
338: You constantly watch for the 666th and 1337th posts.
339 (referring to #54): When people start getting tired of 25, you switch to 4.
340: When people start getting tired of that, you switch to 3.
341: You have made complaints to Texas Instruments.
342: TI listened.
343: You know that we have already reached our goal six times since 343 is 1000 in heptal.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: apcalc on June 27, 2010, 10:09:37 pm
344. When you need a break from doing homework, you just program
345. You are more worried about fixing a bug in you program than getting your AP scores
346. You hack the code of a calculator game if you can't win
347. You own at least two of every calculator made by Texas Instruments
348. Same as 347, but with HP and Casio
349. You would actually by a Texas Instruments computer because you are addicted to TI
350. You would do 349 in order to drive them crazy by hacking everything they make
351. You use your calculator more during the summer than you do during the school year
352. If TI doesn't answer a simple question that you e-mail them, you keep sending the questoin until they answer it.
353. You delibratly send TI questions you know that the TI reps. can't answer just to laugh at their response (I do this a lot :))
354. TI has ignored several of your legitimate questions because of all of your random questions (This happens to me a lot :)).

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300: Thanks to a few minutes of programming at the beginning of the period, you finish tests in half the time that everyone else takes.

I have done this so many times.  I am happy my teacher does not even touch my calculator before or after tests.  She had made me use my TI-Nspire instead of my TI-89 on my final because she knew it could do more math wise, but thanks to a few minutes of programming the night before (radical simplifer, facotring trinomials) I was able to do about 90% of the problems completly on my calc. :)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on June 27, 2010, 10:40:26 pm
355: you stick around on the forums and post like crazy even during Summer time when there's no school and weather is nice outside.
356: if you get told to go out, you go hide somewhere and code calc stuff
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on June 28, 2010, 08:48:26 pm
351. You use your calculator more during the summer than you do during the school year

Ha, definitely true for me. What else is there to do in this beautiful weather? ;) j/k

357: You have been caught reciting the following:
Quote from: The Chosen One
I am my calculator, and my calculator is me. We are one. When either dies, the other shall follow.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on June 28, 2010, 11:19:02 pm
Despite the geek/nerd I am, I still like to go outside sometimes, though. Some summers, there are a lot of rainy days and we don't see a lot of light during Winter. When I stay inside for too long, I start feeling more down it seems. I generally don't do much stuff outside (I may just go buy stuff or go at a movie), but I still somewhat go out.

Otherwise I am usually on Omni or on my calc, while checking Youtube, Cemetech, other TI sites, ROTJ and LNHQUEBEC forums. :P

358: When you go at a hockey, baseball, football or soccer game to watch your favorite team, you bring your calc with you to code between periods/innings.

(I go to hockey/baseball games sometimes, but I do NOT bring my calc there :P)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on June 28, 2010, 11:45:59 pm
359: You have been stopped by security officers suspicious of the large bulge in your pocket.
360: Your name is constantly in the "Last 15 Topics Posted In" box.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: _player1537 on June 29, 2010, 02:40:34 am
361: You refresh the forum page every few seconds because you know Spybot has a slight lag for informing you of the posts made
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Builderboy on June 29, 2010, 02:58:32 am
Hahahahahaha i actually do that XD
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: _player1537 on June 29, 2010, 02:59:13 am
lol I know, I do too :P
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on June 29, 2010, 03:41:46 am
I used to do that a lot. I kinda slacked down lately due to activity having dropped considerably, though.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on June 29, 2010, 06:11:43 am
362: Your σmπσmIRC session never times out.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Raylin on June 29, 2010, 08:34:12 am
363: Your calculator IS your cellphone.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: mapar007 on June 29, 2010, 08:51:06 am
I actually often say: 'my calculator is more powerful than my cell phone, except that it hasn't got calling & sms'ing'
(my brother calls my cell phone a 'brick')
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Galandros on June 29, 2010, 10:34:21 am
I actually often say: 'my calculator is more powerful than my cell phone, except that it hasn't got calling & sms'ing'
(my brother calls my cell phone a 'brick')
True, I can modd more impressively my calculator than my cellphone...
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on June 29, 2010, 11:37:11 am
I actually often say: 'my calculator is more powerful than my cell phone, except that it hasn't got calling & sms'ing'
(my brother calls my cell phone a 'brick')
I always wondered: When someone calls a cellphone a brick, is it in reference to how back in the days, cellphones were as huge as actual bricks?



364: You eat about half of Netham45 monthly bandwidth alone for OmnomIRC usage.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Happybobjr on July 03, 2010, 03:27:32 pm
365: You spend a week at summer camp and the first thing you do when you get home is check here for updates.
366: same as 365, but you can wait so you stop at a McDonald and check the forums on your dsi
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: nemo on July 03, 2010, 03:48:02 pm
367. you've written a sprite to hex routine. and then fully optimized it. you're still confident it could be better.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on July 03, 2010, 04:36:12 pm
368. When you program on-calc, instead of spending time to properly press 2nd then ALPHA to scroll programs faster, you simply press back and forth ENTER and down arrow and manage to scroll faster.

Welcome back Happybobjr ^^
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: thepenguin77 on July 03, 2010, 07:38:15 pm
369. Your first words were "Hello World."
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: calcdude84se on July 03, 2010, 08:58:05 pm
370. You've patched the OS to repeat all keys by default, and not disable custom interrupts upon graphing.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: apcalc on July 03, 2010, 10:16:45 pm
371. You argue with the manager at "Blue Lobster" because they insist the the restuarunt name is "Red Lobster"
372. You have extra rubber grips in case one falls off your calculator
373. You painted your bedroom with pictures of calculators
374. Your SAT math score would drop significantly if you didn't have your calculator
375. You have a room of your house dedicated to storing you calculators and calc-related parts
376. The room in 375 has the same paint design as the room in 373
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: mapar007 on July 04, 2010, 12:44:45 am
Quote
374. Your SAT math score would drop significantly if you didn't have your calculator
377. You run the WabbitBrain emulator precisely to prevent this.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on July 04, 2010, 04:53:51 am
378: When you type "o" into your address bar, the first hit is "omnimaga.org".
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: TIfanx1999 on July 04, 2010, 05:49:23 am
379: When you type "w" into your address bar and the first hit is "http://www.omnimag.org/".
:P
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: matthias1992 on July 04, 2010, 06:58:02 am
380: At drawing class you start drawing and erasing very rapidly to create grayscale
381: You run back to save your calculator if your school is burning down
382: You are paranoid of having your RAM being fuller then 50%
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: mapar007 on July 04, 2010, 06:58:09 am
I fix'd the numbering. I miscounted in my last post here.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: calcdude84se on July 04, 2010, 10:23:02 am
383. You suffer from withdrawal if you haven't programmed your calculator for more than a day.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Happybobjr on July 04, 2010, 10:32:45 am
384:  you had a nightmare last night that your contest entry ( stratego ), was finished. you were to lazy to archive the source code before you ran it. your ram clears and you lost everything.

i was about to scream when i woke up :P
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: apcalc on July 04, 2010, 10:43:06 am
I am happy I have never had a dream like that ^^ :)

385. Because you experienced 384, you now stay up all night programming.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: _player1537 on July 04, 2010, 12:45:07 pm
386.  Regardless of experiencing 384, you stay up all night programming
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: jnesselr on July 04, 2010, 06:31:27 pm
I don't recall my dreams, so...

387.  Instead of blogging/trolling in your sleep, you program.  (Xkcd Reference)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on July 05, 2010, 04:32:15 am
384:  you had a nightmare last night that your contest entry ( stratego ), was finished. you were to lazy to archive the source code before you ran it. your ram clears and you lost everything.

i was about to scream when i woke up :P

I've had nightmares of losing my calculator...

388: Your batteries go dead too often, so you buy rechargeable ones.
389: They die too because you recharged them so often.
390: You now use custom-made lithium batteries in your calculator.
391: They die just as fast.
392: You haven't even started overclocking your calculator yet.
393: You're on #omnimaga at two in the morning.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on July 06, 2010, 12:44:59 pm
394: Same as 393 but at 4:30 AM :P (that happened once or twice :P)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: calcdude84se on July 06, 2010, 02:53:26 pm
395: You re-wrote the TI-OS in Axe (well, a modified version that would allow this). It's faster.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: _player1537 on July 06, 2010, 02:56:09 pm
396:  You notice that the time at your house is almost going to need two bytes to display (2:56 :P)
397: You make a big deal out of 396, and manage to tell all your friends about it ^^
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: apcalc on July 06, 2010, 03:52:49 pm
398. When asked to write a paper on a current event in the news, you write about the RSA key hackings
399. You have a flash drive completly filled with calculator programs
400. It is a 32 GB flash drive
401. You teacher dosen't even bother clearing your calculator memory because they know it will be restored within five minutes
402. You can read, speak, write, and understand words written in hexadecimal
403. You can do 402 for any base
404. You can do 403 for any language
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on July 06, 2010, 06:40:24 pm
405. For you, 404 cannot be found and 403 is forbidden.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: TIfanx1999 on July 07, 2010, 10:08:04 am
405. For you, 404 cannot be found and 403 is forbidden.
Lol awesome.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: calcdude84se on July 07, 2010, 03:37:56 pm
406. You have a USB drive used solely with your calculator
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: calcdude84se on July 08, 2010, 02:36:50 pm
407. You know the URL's of all rickrolls.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Juju on July 08, 2010, 04:32:09 pm
408. You see 666 or 1337 nearly everywhere and you freak out.

309: You can type the σmπimαgα logo on a TI-83 Plus.
409. You can create a program the name is actually the σmπimαgα logo. And manage to run it.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: calc84maniac on July 08, 2010, 05:54:47 pm
309: You can type the σmπimαgα logo on a TI-83 Plus.
409. You can create a program the name is actually the σmπimαgα logo. And manage to run it.
410. This program loads omnimaga.org, σmπσmIRC included.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: apcalc on July 08, 2010, 08:07:19 pm
411. People think you are strange because you carry more than one calculator at all times in school.
412. You get a lock for your gym locker to protect against anyone who would steal your calculators.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Builderboy on July 09, 2010, 12:59:40 am
413. You have rival calculator programmers at your school that *would* steal your calculator
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: _player1537 on July 09, 2010, 01:35:49 am
414. You and your rival calculator programmers have competitions at school to see who can write the smallest, fastest code for a certain idea/program

(I did that with one of my friends, he had an idea for a game, I really liked the idea and suggested we compete to see who could write it better, I had mine fully thought out, from variables to program structure...but he ended up not wanting to do it :/  He said something about not liking the idea [in the end] or something.  I still made mine anyways >.>  I think it was like a fishing game, where you would randomly move about, and a fish would show up somewhere, and you had to get to the fish before it got away (in steps I think).  It was fun to program though ^^)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on July 09, 2010, 01:40:36 am
lol nice. At school nobody else than me really got dedicated into calc programming. One person wanted to make a RPG using Illusiat 6 engine once but he never went further than the battles
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: _player1537 on July 09, 2010, 01:43:29 am
Yeah :/  only one person at my school (pretty much) was interested in calculators ... well, there were 2, one of them was mostly making super mario levels using the oncalc editor :/

The one that /was/ interested is now not :(  Or at least, he doesn't seem to be interested anymore, when I see him he's like "You're /still/ programming that calculator ..."  to which my reply is always "You Know It!!!" ^_^

Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on July 09, 2010, 01:52:13 am
yeah it sucks x.x

Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Juju on July 09, 2010, 02:32:40 am
yeah, me too I don't know anyone that was interested in calc programming but me... (or maybe for fake RAM clear screens? Or to RAM clear MY calc? It's mean.) Anyways...

415. You met all your friends who does calc stuff on Omnimaga.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on July 09, 2010, 02:43:41 am
416. you met an Omnimaga member in real life

(true story, altough it only ever happened with one person so far: AaroneusTheGreat. I hope eventually to meet more, like you Juju (especially that you don't live too far :P), altough I understand parents can be an issue, sometimes x.x)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on July 09, 2010, 08:30:10 am
412. You get a lock for your gym locker to protect against anyone who would steal your calculators.

I actually tried to do that once...

lol nice. At school nobody else than me really got dedicated into calc programming.

Yeah, same with me. I know lots of people who would play calc games, though. And that reminds me: When the yearbook was being made during my freshman year, the students in charge of making it went around asking for quotes that "defined" certain freshmen. One of my friends quoted another of my friends (who plays Mario all the time during class) as having said "I love my calculator." Stole my glory. :(

417: Your calculator crashes more than you do (def 8a, just for clarification (http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/crash)).
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: calcdude84se on July 09, 2010, 01:49:08 pm
Yeah, I'm one of the few calc programmers at my school AFAIK, and I'm pretty convinced I'm the only one who knows more than BASIC... :(

418. Your calculators have become sentient and need the company of other calcs via the I/O port (Modded to allow more than two to connect at a time)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on July 13, 2010, 03:05:00 am
419: You clicked this link (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0) because you felt you needed to.
420: You did that after mousing over and seeing http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Game_(mind_game)) as the URL.
421: You just clicked the link in #420.
422: You are about to post a reply saying you lost the game./me lost the game
423: You have http://www.omnimaga.org/ as a shortcut link on your desktop, along with WabbitEmu, the Axe documentation, and a Z80 assembler.
424: You made that assembler yourself.
425: Most of the emails you get are notifications from Omnimaga.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Netham45 on July 13, 2010, 06:36:10 am
#426: What you do at 4:30 AM when you can't sleep is try to think of something clever to post here...
#427: You wonder if this is going to increment to 4000 once we reach 1000
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: theUnnamed on July 13, 2010, 12:59:21 pm
93. your teacher yells at you for not paying attention, (while you were programing on your calculator ), then he/she asks you to repeat what the said. You repeat what they said verbatim, and then go back to programming.
lol done it worse still is in 1st grade I "wasn't paying attention" went I was asked to repeat back I repeated the last minute of lecture literally word for word.  I think my mind has large i/o buffers.

#428 You haven't had to ask someone or look any thing up to understand everything on this thread.
#429 596F7520696D6D6564696174656C7920666967757265206F757420776861742074686973207761732E
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on July 13, 2010, 04:36:00 pm
430 When a forum member vanishes for several weeks, you start trying to stalk him to have him return :P

(on the subject of vanishing, welcome back theUnnamed)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: calc84maniac on July 13, 2010, 05:21:27 pm
419: You clicked this link (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0) because you felt you needed to.
420: You did that after mousing over and seeing http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Game_(mind_game)) as the URL.
421: You just clicked the link in #421.
431. You got out your headphones to listen, because you're on a computer in the library without speakers.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: FinaleTI on July 15, 2010, 11:26:43 am
432. You put
Quote from: yunhua98
i'M NOT SURE WHAT A SWORD SKILL IS BUT HERE'S THE SWORD ANIMATION FROM THE TWO SPRITES ON PG 13
in your signature after reading http://ourl.ca/6030/102292 (http://ourl.ca/6030/102292).
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: yunhua98 on July 15, 2010, 03:38:31 pm
433. or this:
i'M NOT SURE WHAT A SWORD SKILL IS BUT HERE'S THE SWORD ANIMATION FROM THE TWO SPRITES ON PG 13 - yunhua98

(Magic Banana)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: FinaleTI on July 15, 2010, 03:54:34 pm
434 - You had your avatar greyscalified by another Omnimaga member and kept it like that.
435 - You used a greyscale avatar to begin with.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Snake X on July 15, 2010, 09:53:27 pm
436: (referring to #336) you are able to do this on your calculator.
437: You have at least 50 omnimaga results in your history for that day.
438: when you order a new calculator online you are always irritated because it hasn't arrived yet even though you probably ordered it in the same day (true for me atm, i just ordered the nspire cas w/ touchpad)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: thepenguin77 on July 16, 2010, 08:56:39 pm
439. When you type 'O' in your web browser, it auto completes to omnimaga.com.
440. You always use this shortcut.
441. When on a different computer, you often accidentally search for 'O' because you just pressed O Enter.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on July 16, 2010, 10:32:45 pm
#439's already been mentioned:
Quote
378: When you type "o" into your address bar, the first hit is "omnimaga.org".
441 (moving back one) (referring to #440): In a few days, all your friends' computers also autocomplete "o" to omnimaga.org.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Snake X on July 19, 2010, 08:57:33 am
439. When you type 'O' in your web browser, it auto completes to omnimaga.com.
440. You always use this shortcut.
441. When on a different computer, you often accidentally search for 'O' because you just pressed O Enter.

O.O all those are true for me!

442. You modified your calc to handle a full colored WXGA ldc screen that is the same size as the nspire producing 16k colors. (that would be awesome)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: apcalc on July 19, 2010, 09:08:28 am
442. You break into TI's headquarters and steal all of their secret documents
443. When doing 442, you break off all security protection with at TI-81
444. When doing 442, you shock all of the guards with a TI-84
445. You own all of the PET (http://www.datamath.org/Graphing/ZOOM_PLT-SHH1.htm) project calcs (btw, is there a way to get one of those things?)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: calcdude84se on July 19, 2010, 11:56:01 am
Apparently the released models were present on ebay for a bit, but a quick search reveals nothing :(

446. You have unlocked the TI-80 for assembly
447. You used it to factor the Nspire key (in reality, this is possible, but will take an extremely long time)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: MRide on July 19, 2010, 09:38:28 pm
448. You know exactly which number to press after hitting APPS to get to Mirage,Doors,Omnicalc,etc.
449. You can do the above even though the paint has worn off all your keys.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on July 19, 2010, 09:47:06 pm
439. When you type 'O' in your web browser, it auto completes to omnimaga.com.
I sure hope you meant .org, because yoU're gonna have a big surprise soon if you still continue visiting the site through .com/net (those two Omni domains were not renewed)

Lol at 447

450. You can't even spell Omnimaga right anymore. Instead, you say Omnomnimaga or Omnomaga.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on July 21, 2010, 03:07:16 am
451 (referring to #448): This got messed up for the first three days after downloading Axe (this happened to me).
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on July 21, 2010, 04:03:57 am
lol I remember I was used for like 4 years at pressing 2 to enable Français and never pressing 3 because I never used MirageOS anymore (I did not play other ppl calc games for years except on emulators until a few years ago). I also had Mirage 1.1 for a while so I was scared of RAM clears :P

I don't remember why I kept Mirage on...
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: fb39ca4 on July 23, 2010, 11:16:18 am
452: You have Blockdude for your pc. http://www.freedownloadscenter.com/Games/Puzzles/Block_Dude_for_PC_Download.html (http://www.freedownloadscenter.com/Games/Puzzles/Block_Dude_for_PC_Download.html)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: thepenguin77 on July 23, 2010, 12:11:56 pm
452: You have Blockdude for your pc. http://www.freedownloadscenter.com/Games/Puzzles/Block_Dude_for_PC_Download.html (http://www.freedownloadscenter.com/Games/Puzzles/Block_Dude_for_PC_Download.html)

453. You port a calculator game to the PC.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Builderboy on July 23, 2010, 05:06:55 pm
454: You see in black and white
455: If you blink really fast you can see shades of grey
456: If you squint and strain your eyes really hard you can almost see blue...
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: ztrumpet on July 23, 2010, 05:08:04 pm
457: You wonder if Builderboy's been staring at Tr1p1ea's sig for too long. ;D
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on July 26, 2010, 11:32:59 am
458: You take pictures in 96×63 (pixels).
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Builderboy on July 26, 2010, 05:09:40 pm
459: When you think really hard, a scrolling bar appears on the top right corner of your vision
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on July 29, 2010, 05:01:29 pm
460: When you refer to AAAs (batteries), you say tr1p1eas instead.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: yunhua98 on July 29, 2010, 06:01:40 pm
Could you explain that one to me?
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: TC01 on July 29, 2010, 06:54:49 pm
It's a pun on "Triple A", type of battery, and "tr1p1ea", username of community member.

I can't bother to look through to see if these have been mentioned, but anyway:

461. You bought a TI-73 just to port your 83+ programs to it.
462. You bought a TI-80 just to see if you can hack it for assembly.
462. You bought a TI-81 just to try out the assembly hacks.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on July 29, 2010, 06:57:21 pm
(btw tr1p1ea is the man behind xLIB and Desolate)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: yunhua98 on July 30, 2010, 10:38:33 am
yeah, I knew that, I just didn't get the pun.  I always think of "AAA"s as A-A-A, not as triple A's.  It's kind of hard to not know tr1p1ea's behind Desolate when his name pops up at the beginning of such a great game.  :)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on July 30, 2010, 03:30:34 pm
Oh right I forgot he had his nick in the game x.x

It has been a long while since I truly tried it. The old MaxCoderz board was still up.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Hot_Dog on July 30, 2010, 08:25:34 pm
464. You beg to beta-test new calculator models.  You don't need to be paid, forced or asked.
465. You convert your computer OS into a TI OS
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on July 30, 2010, 11:47:43 pm
466: You convert the TI-OS into a computer OS (don't know why anyone'd actually do that, though :D)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: qazz42 on July 31, 2010, 05:43:26 am
467: You use 0x5 instead of lol, permanently
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: mapar007 on July 31, 2010, 06:09:18 am
468. You port Kerm Martian's Scouter program to the 84+, and it runs faster.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Hot_Dog on August 01, 2010, 10:13:45 pm
469. Instead of relaxing with Starcraft II, you only play it long and hard enough to port it to the nspire
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: calc84maniac on August 01, 2010, 10:18:32 pm
468. You port Kerm Martian's Scouter program to the 84+, and it runs faster.
470. It says your power level is >9000
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Builderboy on August 01, 2010, 10:19:12 pm
471. you actually *have* a power level of over 9000 :O
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: yunhua98 on August 01, 2010, 10:27:09 pm
472.  In fact, you have enough power to resist a Rickroll.
473.  You duplicate KermMartian's Ultimate Calculators just by looking at their pics.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Hot_Dog on August 02, 2010, 09:07:06 pm
474. You change omnimaga to grayscale colors
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Hot_Dog on August 02, 2010, 09:09:09 pm
475. You keep an eye on me just to be the first to show that I'm evil, as this is my 666th post.  A cookie goes to the first person who catches me as evil.   WAH-HA-HA-HA!
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Happybobjr on August 02, 2010, 09:24:20 pm
476:  we have our internet browser up all day on omnimaga, on the day of an axe update.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: SirCmpwn on August 02, 2010, 10:43:22 pm
478: You code your own OS for the calculator :)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: guy6020665 on August 02, 2010, 10:45:35 pm
479: You recognize other omnimaga members on other websites that have nothing to do with calculators or programming even if they have a different username.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: yunhua98 on August 02, 2010, 10:49:31 pm
480.  After you finish coding your own calc OS, you make one for the computer for it to function more like a calculator.
481.  You wonder how this list didn't reach >9000 in one day.
482.  You can now make other people lose the Game without losing it yourself.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Hot_Dog on August 02, 2010, 10:54:01 pm
Quote
You can now make other people lose the Game without losing it yourself.

If someone on this site were so addicted that they could do that, I'd tell them to please go play outside and enjoy the sunshine
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: smmagic on August 03, 2010, 06:59:39 am
483. You just spent 45 minutes reading all 18 pages of this thread and clicking each link, getting rickroll'd twice.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Happybobjr on August 03, 2010, 07:51:44 am
483. You just spent 45 minutes reading all 18 pages of this thread and clicking each link, getting rickroll'd twice.

484: you enjoyed reading this thread so much you read it twice, clicking each link, you get rick-rolled 4 times
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Hot_Dog on August 03, 2010, 12:29:59 pm
485: You goof around with a Ti-76.fr even though few people in America ever touch it
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: ztrumpet on August 03, 2010, 12:31:21 pm
486: You're overjoyed when you find the link cable you lost almost a year ago. :P
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: yunhua98 on August 03, 2010, 01:01:43 pm
Quote
You can now make other people lose the Game without losing it yourself.

If someone on this site were so addicted that they could do that, I'd tell them to please go play outside and enjoy the sunshine

I've done it once, not that I intended to, but I lost after he lost.  :P

437.  two of your USB ports broke on your computer.  (Mine are)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Raylin on August 03, 2010, 02:36:46 pm
486. xkcd is law.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Hot_Dog on August 03, 2010, 04:10:45 pm
487: You beat DJ's number of posts in one month
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: ztrumpet on August 03, 2010, 04:12:19 pm
487: You beat DJ's number of posts in one month
488: You begin thinking of a way to accomplish that...
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: MRide on August 03, 2010, 04:35:12 pm
489. when you type . into your URL bar, it auto completes to axe.omnimaga.org

EDIT: Whoops, I forgot the number.  :P
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: ztrumpet on August 03, 2010, 04:44:43 pm
490:  Omnimaga is at the top of Firefox's Most Visited list. ;D
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Happybobjr on August 03, 2010, 04:59:27 pm
490:  Omnimaga is at the top of Firefox's Most Visited list. ;D

491: Omnimaga is at the top of IE's most visited list at a computer at your library. Today was the first time you used it...
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: ztrumpet on August 03, 2010, 05:01:01 pm
490:  Omnimaga is at the top of Firefox's Most Visited list. ;D

491: Omnimaga is at the top of IE's most visited list at a computer at your library. Today was the first time you used it...
lol

I can't beat that... O0
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: apcalc on August 03, 2010, 05:44:50 pm
492.  You won't eat lobster in fear of eating Netham45
493.  You have copies of your source code and Nspire OS 1.1 on your account on the computers at your school
494.  Omnimaga is your home page
495.  You carry a backup of your calc's memory just in case it is erased
496.  You have Nleash on your calc even though you don't even have OS 2.1 on it
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Happybobjr on August 03, 2010, 05:49:57 pm
497:  you have omnimaga and ticalc.org as your home page... also yahoo mail on the 3rd tab so you can check for updates on topics you posted on.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: shmibs on August 03, 2010, 06:08:34 pm
498:your index finger is sore from clicking the refresh button on omnimaga home page so often
499:you have the home page set to auto refresh every 5 minutes, but you still click refresh because that's too long to wait
500:you're ecstatic about posting the landmark rule number 500!
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: guy6020665 on August 03, 2010, 06:58:27 pm
501: You've attempted everything in this thread after reading it >9000 times
502: You've done it all before this thread existed
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: qazz42 on August 03, 2010, 07:59:09 pm
503: you like rickrolls, and the game
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: shmibs on August 03, 2010, 08:01:54 pm
504: the two have been so closely associated in your mind that every time you are rickrolled you instantly lose as well
EDIT
505: you have two sets of rechargeable batteries because you had a traumatic experience once when you really wanted to code but had to wait for them to recharge
506: you were in the other room, just sitting down to get some actual work done but then ran back in here with the express purpose of typing this post :P
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Happybobjr on August 03, 2010, 09:41:02 pm
498:your index finger is sore from clicking the refresh button on omnimaga home page so often

507: same but your pinky finger is sore because you press r to refresh the page (your index is on the ctrl button)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: SirCmpwn on August 04, 2010, 09:28:53 am
O_o i would put my pinky on the left ctrl and my index on the r
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: thepenguin77 on August 04, 2010, 10:49:02 am
I would press F5.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Happybobjr on August 04, 2010, 11:31:12 am
lmao
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: MRide on August 04, 2010, 02:31:42 pm
508. Most of your hard disk space is taken up by zip files (and the extracted folders) filled with files with a .8x* extension.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: program4 on August 04, 2010, 02:39:49 pm
509. You have another computer specifically for storing files with an .8x* extension, and you used up all the memory.  :P
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: yunhua98 on August 04, 2010, 02:49:59 pm
490:  Omnimaga is at the top of Firefox's Most Visited list. ;D
510.  Omnimaga is the ONLY thing on your most visited list.
509. You have another computer specifically for storing files with an .8x* extension, and you used up all the memory.  :P
511.  You have also filled up a 2 TB external hardrive of programs
512.  1 TB is used for the >9000 Quadratic Solvers.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: MRide on August 04, 2010, 03:20:57 pm
513. You have every single file on ticalc stored on some hard drive, even those that you can't use.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: yunhua98 on August 04, 2010, 03:50:39 pm
514.  You collect all OSs for all TI calc models in case you can send them to someone who needs it or you ever need it.

515.  You have every single ROM for every single TI-calc.

lol, both of these apply to me.  ;D
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: bwang on August 04, 2010, 04:43:51 pm
Related to 513:
516. You once tried to recursively download all of ticalc.org, and nearly succeeded.
True story. I think I got the entire Z80 portion of their archives :D
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: guy6020665 on August 04, 2010, 05:27:05 pm
517: The omnimaga banner is your desktop wallpaper
518: The omnimaga banner is part of your room wallpaper
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: TC01 on August 04, 2010, 05:34:17 pm
519. Your screensaver is of a blue lobster circling the Ominmaga logo.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: shmibs on August 04, 2010, 09:55:42 pm
520: your dreams are of the same
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: TIfanx1999 on August 05, 2010, 08:58:00 am
521: You have 9000> versions of "Never gonna give you up" on your MP3 player.
522: Over half of the remixes were made by members of Omnimaga.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: SirCmpwn on August 05, 2010, 09:04:19 am
523: One of them is an Ashely Tisdale rickroll x.x
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: ztrumpet on August 05, 2010, 09:42:54 am
524: You've looked up an Ashley Tisdale Rickroll to see what it was like. x.x
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: TIfanx1999 on August 05, 2010, 10:02:21 am
525: It was horrible, and you wanted to kill it with fire. The memory *STILL* scars you. x.x
526: You put a Rick roll in your programs in some way, shape or form.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: ztrumpet on August 05, 2010, 10:04:00 am
526: You put a Rick roll in your programs in some way, shape or form.
*Me and the Emperor are Never Gonna Give You Up*
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: guy6020665 on August 05, 2010, 04:42:53 pm
527: You downloaded and ran the attached file
528: You already had a program that does that
529: You did it with Axe 0.4.1
530: You did it without using any of the actual characters
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: ztrumpet on August 05, 2010, 04:52:34 pm
531: When you see the number 112 you think of Runer112.
532: When people use two Rs in his name you get offended. ;D

I love prgmRandom!
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on August 05, 2010, 05:05:31 pm
533 you max out your monthly ISP bandwidth cap from calc website usage
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: qazz42 on August 11, 2010, 12:22:43 pm
234 - You emulate a TI-86 on your calculator during standardized testing just to spite the proctors who say 83+/84+ only
(I've done this ;D)

534: you have plans to do the above
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on August 11, 2010, 03:06:40 pm
535 you want to watch http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0119174/

EDIT lol (see attachment)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: apcalc on August 11, 2010, 03:12:05 pm
536.  When you go to a baseball game, you ask for Omnimaga brand peanuts.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: calcdude84se on August 11, 2010, 04:12:06 pm
537. You ask for the Rick Astley special limited edition
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: MRide on August 11, 2010, 07:01:07 pm
538. You have >9000 posts (yeah DJ!)
539. You have >9000 everything
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Hot_Dog on August 11, 2010, 07:05:18 pm
540.   You are the 9001 person to use the expression "over nine-thousand"
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: calcdude84se on August 11, 2010, 07:07:54 pm
541. You have gone through what is described in http://www.blameitonthevoices.com/2010/02/science-project-effects-of-meme-on.html (http://www.blameitonthevoices.com/2010/02/science-project-effects-of-meme-on.html)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Snake X on August 11, 2010, 07:20:58 pm
542. You have successfully programmed the original Rick Roll on your calculator and watch it in math class with head phones plugged into your calculator.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on August 20, 2010, 01:38:36 pm
536.  When you go to a baseball game, you ask for Omnimaga brand peanuts.

543: When you go to a restaurant, you ask for Netham tails.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: apcalc on August 20, 2010, 01:49:08 pm

543: When you go to a restaurant, you ask for Netham tails.

544. When you go to a restaurant, you ask for whole Nethams. :)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: ztrumpet on August 20, 2010, 02:00:52 pm

543: When you go to a restaurant, you ask for Netham tails.

544. When you go to a restaurant, you ask for whole Nethams. :)

545.  Your local restaurant knows that for you "Netham" = "Lobster".  :P
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: willrandship on August 20, 2010, 02:06:09 pm
545: When you go to a fancy restaurant and order Lobster, the waiter looks at you funny when you ask him why it's the wrong color :P
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on August 20, 2010, 02:59:47 pm
546 (referring to #379): Whenever you type any of 'W', 'O', 'M', 'N', 'I', 'A', 'G', 'C', or 'M' into Firefox, it autocompletes to "http://www.omnimaga.org".
547: You have read through every single post and prove it by posting a new post referring to a post over 150 posts back.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Happybobjr on August 20, 2010, 06:38:54 pm
548: You emulate a ti-83+ on your Nintendo Ds, just so you can play calculator games (completely true story :D)

(is that pathetic?)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on August 20, 2010, 06:53:47 pm
548: You emulate a ti-83+ on your Nintendo Ds, just so you can play calculator games (completely true story :D)

549: You then emulate a Nintendo Game Boy on that emulated TI-83+.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: MRide on August 20, 2010, 07:00:22 pm
550. You use your computer to emulate a TI-84+SE, and use the emulated calc to emulate a Gameboy
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: FinaleTI on August 20, 2010, 07:04:24 pm
550. You use your computer to emulate a TI-84+SE, and use the emulated calc to emulate a Gameboy
Yep. I've done it.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: qazz42 on August 20, 2010, 07:39:04 pm
me too...
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Happybobjr on August 20, 2010, 08:19:50 pm
548: You emulate a ti-83+ on your Nintendo Ds, just so you can play calculator games (completely true story :D)

(is that pathetic?)

{551}r:  on you nintendo wii. you emulate a nintendo ds to emulate a hacked version of a ti83 to play games.
(also true)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Juju on August 21, 2010, 12:13:12 am
552. You use a computer to remote control a computer that emulates a computer that emulates a Nintendo Wii that emulates a Nintendo DS that emulates a TI-83 that emulates a Game Boy.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Happybobjr on August 21, 2010, 10:32:41 am
552. You use a computer to remote control a computer that emulates a computer that emulates a Nintendo Wii that emulates a Nintendo DS that emulates a TI-83 that emulates a Game Boy.

wow haven't done that one.

553: you cry from fear every time you pass a lobster selling restaurant in fear of Natham being eaten.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: calcdude84se on August 21, 2010, 12:21:07 pm
554. You use your calc as the interface to your PC.
555. You don't need a PC, you just use your calc, complete with WiFi
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: FinaleTI on August 21, 2010, 12:33:56 pm
554. You use your calc as the interface to your PC.
555. You don't need a PC, you just use your calc, complete with WiFi
556. You did this with a TI-81.
557. You remotely controlled that TI-81 from a TI-80.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: yunhua98 on August 21, 2010, 11:21:14 pm
558. When you tried to remotely control that TI-80 with a iTouch, you accidentally made the TI-81 colorscreened.
559. The first thing you did when you found out is play a rickroll video complete with sound on the remotely-controlled TI-81.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: bwang on August 22, 2010, 02:00:33 am
558. When you tried to remotely control that TI-80 with a iTouch, you accidentally made the TI-81 colorscreened.
559. The first thing you did when you found out is play a rickroll video complete with sound on the remotely-controlled TI-81.
560. That iTouch was emulated on a TI-73.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: calcdude84se on August 22, 2010, 10:44:14 am
561. That TI-73 was emulated on TI's Speak & Spell (http://datamath.org/Speech/SpeaknSpell.htm)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: FinaleTI on August 22, 2010, 10:58:35 am
562. Which was in turn controlled by the TI-81 from #556, creating an infinite loop of command which taught you to win the game. ;D
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: apcalc on August 22, 2010, 11:39:13 am
563.  Just by thinking of Omnimaga, you lose The Game

/me just lost The Game

Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on August 23, 2010, 01:36:10 pm
563.  Just by thinking of Omnimaga, you lose The Game

/me just lost The Game

564: You lose the game randomly, without thinking of anything.
/me lost the game

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Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: fb39ca4 on August 23, 2010, 04:24:17 pm
565. You write a PC emulator for your calc, and use it to run a calc emulator.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: SirCmpwn on August 23, 2010, 05:01:34 pm
566: You get more emails about calculator stuff than all other emails combined

This is totally true for me.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: yunhua98 on August 23, 2010, 05:13:37 pm
567.  You ONLY get Calc-related emails

EDIT:  aww, Sirpwn, you passed the l33t mark!
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: SirCmpwn on August 23, 2010, 05:16:07 pm
568: You post on omnimaga so much, you don't even remember which post you talked about passing 1337
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Hot_Dog on August 23, 2010, 05:20:52 pm
569: You have competition to see who gets the most posts

(Although I don't have a competitive attitude anymore, I used to try to beat people, and I was frustrated when Raylin and I were neck-and-neck and constantly switching between who had more posts)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: SirCmpwn on August 23, 2010, 05:23:19 pm
I had a silent battle with Meshie91 for a while, where I would personally try to get more than him :P
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: yunhua98 on August 23, 2010, 05:29:39 pm
It was This one:
KnightOS is drastically different than TIOS, and would never, ever be able to dual boot.  TIOS would f*** it up so bad, and KOS would f*** up TIOS so bad, it wouldn't even be funny.  However, dual booting two KnightKernel based OSes is definitely feasible.

570.  You actually count backwards until you find the 1337th post of someone.  ;)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on September 25, 2010, 11:04:59 pm
571 You were brainwashed into thinking that "Thanks in advance" acronym "TIA" means "Tits in action"

Yeah I know I stole that from E-J in #ti :P
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on September 25, 2010, 11:10:51 pm
572: You have a mouse in one hand and a calc in the other. Right now.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: AngelFish on September 26, 2010, 01:13:27 am
573: You've written a symbolic math program for your calculator.

574: Your professor has banned calculators for the entire class because of 573.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: SirCmpwn on September 26, 2010, 08:54:01 am
572: You have a mouse in one hand and a calc in the other. Right now.
575: When you leave your computer, said calc will be in your pocket.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: ztrumpet on September 26, 2010, 08:56:15 am
576:  You think of that as too normal behavior to consider putting in the list. ;D
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: SirCmpwn on September 26, 2010, 09:04:22 am
577: You reformatted the Axe command list to fit on one page and keep it in your back pocket.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: ztrumpet on September 26, 2010, 09:12:39 am
578: You reformatted the Axe command list to fit on your calc Command Help style.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: SirCmpwn on September 26, 2010, 09:14:19 am
*cough* not that I'm actually doing that or anything *cough* ;)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: ztrumpet on September 26, 2010, 09:32:49 am
*cough* not that I'm actually doing that or anything *cough* ;)
Really?  AWESOME!  I've always wanted that!  Yes! ;D TIA (Look back a page DJ!)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: SirCmpwn on September 26, 2010, 10:44:37 am
*hint:* AxeAid++
Think custom menus geared for Axe development.  Personally, I've always thought Rect( and RectI( belong in the Draw menu, don't you?
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on September 26, 2010, 11:10:50 am
Ooh, that sounds nice. And as a feature request, showing syntax help when the user presses + or something.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: ztrumpet on September 26, 2010, 11:24:55 am
579: You've ninja'd someone by zero seconds.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on September 26, 2010, 11:32:10 am
579: You've ninja'd someone by zero seconds.

J/k ;D

580: You've been ninja'd by zero seconds.
581: Your calculator has something etched into its case.
582: It's "The Game."
583: You're about to add a post saying /me lost the game.
584: You put the words "The Game" in totally unrelated posts >.> (*cough* DJ).
585: You are involved in the production of "limited edition" peanuts.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on September 26, 2010, 11:50:57 am
*hint:* AxeAid++
Think custom menus geared for Axe development.  Personally, I've always thought Rect( and RectI( belong in the Draw menu, don't you?
That would be epic. It would also be nice if they were ordered.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: calcdude84se on September 26, 2010, 02:03:20 pm
586. You carry with you a copy of the z80 instruction set, printed on one piece of paper, in your calculator case (I have done this before. It required printing 16 pages to a sheet, but it fits on one side! ;D)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on September 26, 2010, 02:05:23 pm
587: Seeing your calculator makes you lose the game for no reason at all.
588: Because of this, you lose the game dozens of times a day.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Happybobjr on October 02, 2010, 11:43:24 am
1001001101:  you write the number your on in binary, w/o checking google
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: TC01 on October 02, 2010, 11:57:02 am
589: You buy half a dozen TI-84+ SEs once you hear that they're being discontinued.
590: You do 589 anyway even though you already have two of them.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: JosJuice on October 02, 2010, 03:02:10 pm
591: You've played Wacky Fun Random Numbar Generator more than any other game.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: apcalc on October 02, 2010, 03:03:43 pm
592. You wrote WFRNG
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: JosJuice on October 02, 2010, 03:09:23 pm
593: You didn't write WFRNG, you forced WFRNG to write itself
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: calc84maniac on October 02, 2010, 03:14:25 pm
594: You live in Soviet Russia, so WFRNG writes YOU
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: JosJuice on October 02, 2010, 03:18:59 pm
595: You don't live in Soviet Russia, but WFRNG writes you anyway
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on October 02, 2010, 07:51:08 pm
591: You've played Wacky Fun Random Numbar Generator more than any other game.

596: And yet you still have not beaten it :P
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: MRide on October 02, 2010, 11:53:26 pm
597: You don't need to print out the Axe/z80/Celtic III command lists because you have them all memorized perfectly.
598: You can type on your calc faster than you can talk.
599: You can do this without looking.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on October 03, 2010, 04:19:23 am
600: You accidentally turned WFRNG into something that may become like Skynet (see sig spoiler :P)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: JosJuice on October 03, 2010, 04:26:32 am
601: You can create random numbars faster than the WFRNG itself
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on October 03, 2010, 08:21:02 pm
602: You have posted at least a hundred of these signs.
603: They all apply to you.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: apcalc on October 03, 2010, 08:31:29 pm
604:  You have been hit by this:

Spoiler For Spoiler:
(http://i23.servimg.com/u/f23/13/23/13/53/tisate10.jpg)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on October 03, 2010, 08:32:18 pm
Where'd you get that pic?
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: MRide on October 03, 2010, 09:05:04 pm
What image? I can't see it.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on October 03, 2010, 10:09:17 pm
*cough* Spoiler. If you can't see it, maybe it's getting blocked for you?
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: MRide on October 03, 2010, 10:22:27 pm
Nope, I'm at home.  Nothing changes when I click on show/hide (except for the word)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on October 03, 2010, 10:29:01 pm
Hmm, slow connection? It's a big image.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: MRide on October 03, 2010, 10:30:40 pm
I don't think so.  I'm viewing on Firefox, but on Chrome it shows up as a broken image.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on October 03, 2010, 10:37:36 pm
Hmm, it works in Chrome for me...
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Juju on October 05, 2010, 11:50:26 am
605: Your browser fears having a DCMA notice after having viewed this image.
606: You can accurately draw the TI font in Paint without referring to your calculator.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on October 05, 2010, 06:30:47 pm
What image? I don't see one :P
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Juju on October 05, 2010, 08:19:24 pm
604:  You have been hit by this:

Spoiler For Spoiler:
(http://i23.servimg.com/u/f23/13/23/13/53/tisate10.jpg)
This one, of course, forgot to quote.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: AngelFish on October 05, 2010, 08:22:13 pm
607: You've partitioned the hard drive on your computer AND the Flash memory on your Calculator for multiple OSes.
608: You know that your calculator even has Flash memory.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Darl181 on October 08, 2010, 06:56:01 pm
609: You've had to re-log-in twice because the session timed out while reading this list.
610: You lost the game multiple times while reading it.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: yunhua98 on October 08, 2010, 07:20:52 pm
611.  You've lost the Game multiple times without reading it.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on October 08, 2010, 07:35:00 pm
612: When you wake up in the middle of the night, you feel under your pillow to make sure your calculator's still there.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Darl181 on October 08, 2010, 11:25:37 pm
613: You looked at #419 and immediately thought: Rickroll
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Jonius7 on October 09, 2010, 01:33:18 am
ok then
#614: you always check the forum stats to see if you're in the top ten in any of the catergories
#615: Your calc batteries need to be replaced once a fortnight (or so)
#616: You bring your calc overseas
#617: You post screenshots of your programs on Facebook only to find out after that they don't move (damn!)
#618: You ported WFRNG to any of the various platforms (there are a few still uncovered, who'll port them?)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Darl181 on October 09, 2010, 01:45:17 am
619: You somehow end up in the "Last fifteen topics posted in" panel >5 times
620: You have the rickroll song stuck in your head
621: You actually clicked #419
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: qazz42 on October 09, 2010, 06:16:37 pm
622: you ported WFRNG to C#
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Ikkerens on October 14, 2010, 12:15:10 pm
623: You used a nintendo DS emulator on your pc, to emulate TIOS, to emulate a gameboy.
624: You re-built your PC using a z80 processor to run TIOS on your pc. (Its hard, but possible :O)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: JosJuice on October 14, 2010, 12:33:59 pm
623: You used a nintendo DS emulator on your pc, to emulate TIOS, to emulate a gameboy.
625: Like 623, but using a Wii emulator to emulate a DS emulator instead of simply running a DS emulator
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: matthias1992 on October 14, 2010, 01:04:35 pm
626: You take a USB to Mini-USB cable with you everywhere you go
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: JosJuice on October 14, 2010, 01:09:14 pm
627: You take a USB to Mini-USB cable, a Mini-USB to Mini-USB cable, headphones with a 2.5 mm adapter and a Presentation Link with you everywhere you go (I actually do this :D)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: ASHBAD_ALVIN on October 14, 2010, 01:41:37 pm
Sometimes I migfht do that, but I always have a calc in my pocket :P
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: AngelFish on October 14, 2010, 02:40:57 pm
623: You used a nintendo DS emulator on your pc, to emulate TIOS, to emulate a gameboy.
625: Like 623, but using a Wii emulator to emulate a DS emulator instead of simply running a DS emulator

628: You've written any of the above emulators just so you could emulate TI-OS.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: JosJuice on October 14, 2010, 02:51:02 pm
623: You used a nintendo DS emulator on your pc, to emulate TIOS, to emulate a gameboy.
625: Like 623, but using a Wii emulator to emulate a DS emulator instead of simply running a DS emulator

628: You've written any of the above emulators just so you could emulate TI-OS.
629: You've written TI-OS.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: AngelFish on October 15, 2010, 01:22:50 pm
630: You have a timeline of calculators bookmarked in your browser.

I'm guilty of this (for Casio-BASIC) ;D
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on October 15, 2010, 02:26:49 pm
What do you mean? Do you mean like the chronology of graphing calculator releases for any brand? /me wonders if he got a link...
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: AngelFish on October 15, 2010, 03:21:38 pm
I have a link to the timeline for all Casio Second generation calculators and their features:

http://www.spiderpixel.co.uk/caspro/subhtml/history.html (http://www.spiderpixel.co.uk/caspro/subhtml/history.html)

There's also a link to an interesting English/French calculator equivalence table at the top of the page.

Here's a link to the TI calculators up through the TI-85 (http://www.thocp.net/hardware/ti_calculators.htm). A list of ALL of the newer TI calculators can be found here (http://www.vcalc.net/ti-new.htm). A good source of general TI information is http://www.vcalc.net/ti.htm (http://www.vcalc.net/ti.htm). I saw an HP timeline once, but nobody cares about HP, right  ;)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on October 15, 2010, 03:37:33 pm
Oh right I remember that Casio link now. I wish they were all in order tho x.x

I should maybe make a timeline of all graphing calcs by TI, Casio and HP into one. As for HP there isn't much of a community it seems. THere were some programs back then but it seems dead. It never even became as active as the TI or Casio community. What I often heard were complaints that those calcs were too hard to use compared to TI and Casio calcs.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: AngelFish on October 15, 2010, 03:51:19 pm
I HAD an HP. I never figured out how to use it. Bloody difficult and the documentation wasn't much better. I ended up graphing by hand rather than use the thing, until I bought my current 84+ SE.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on October 15, 2010, 03:54:54 pm
One thing I have heard was about the RPN. Could you even select regular calculation mode, like 2+2, giving 4 as answer, or were you forced to use reverse polish notation? For anyone who don't know what RPN might look like, this XKCD kinda illustrates it: http://xkcd.com/645/

I heard in newer calcs you could use regular mode. I heard that one of the new calc had clunky keys, though, which broke easier. I think it was the 49G+. The 50G looked promising but I never found a community for it that produces games and stuff. It seems like only the TI community got forums where people can showcase their projects.

Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: AngelFish on October 15, 2010, 03:56:57 pm
I don't know. I could never figure out anything on it. Even addition/multiplication/subtraction/division was kind of difficult (although not RPN difficult. It was a hybrid between the two, I think). And yes, the keys were awkward.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on October 15, 2010, 08:28:33 pm
623: You used a nintendo DS emulator on your pc, to emulate TIOS, to emulate a gameboy.
625: Like 623, but using a Wii emulator to emulate a DS emulator instead of simply running a DS emulator

628: You've written any of the above emulators just so you could emulate TI-OS.
629: You've written TI-OS.

No, no. The authors of the TI-OS were definitely not 1337.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on October 15, 2010, 09:24:08 pm
I think 629 would've been more suitable for 666.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Yeong on October 15, 2010, 09:30:15 pm
631: You ignore all the bad comments of math teacher while ur programming. Finally, Math teacher gives up on you. You're free to program without listening to him.(This happened to me)
632: You have played zelda LA with earphone in TI-84+ SE and actually beat it more than 1 time.
633: You have swapped calc with ur friend to use TI-boy SE

oops... I'm not allowed to post here am I?
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: SirCmpwn on October 15, 2010, 09:35:07 pm
I have done 633.
634: Your math teacher is threatening to force you to use a TI-32 during class
635: *one month later, on ticalc.org* TI-32 Unlocked to 3rd Party Programming with Sir Cmpwn's Exploit
:P
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on October 15, 2010, 10:38:06 pm
631: You ignore all the bad comments of math teacher while ur programming. Finally, Math teacher gives up on you. You're free to program without listening to him.(This happened to me)
632: You have played zelda LA with earphone in TI-84+ SE and actually beat it more than 1 time.
633: You have swapped calc with ur friend to use TI-boy SE

oops... I'm not allowed to post here am I?
You can. Just not in the 1000th/2000th poster threads :P. We kept the same rules as MaxCoderz for those :P
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: AngelFish on October 16, 2010, 12:00:48 am
634: Your math teacher is threatening to force you to use a TI-32 during class
635: *one month later, on ticalc.org* TI-32 Unlocked to 3rd Party Programming with Sir Cmpwn's Exploit

Hey, it has memory. A few soldered components and you could do it.  ;)

Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on October 16, 2010, 12:23:37 am
KOS v32...
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Jonius7 on October 16, 2010, 02:33:01 am
#636: You love calcs in general so much that you even program a game on your maths teacher's Casio 9850 (or other calc) and teach other students too about programming. (ive done this, the teacher was just a bit surprised)
#637: You make changes to a game so incorporates aliases/accounts for not only yourself but for a few friends too. (i did this to a game 3 of my friends played, and we all tried to beat each other's highscores on my calc)

meh, i think the 5 i posted previously on this topic were better...
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: ASHBAD_ALVIN on October 16, 2010, 08:33:48 am
#638: 15 minutes before the PSAT, you programmed BASIC pong on 4 kid's calculators for $2 each
#639: You won support from half of your BSA troop by promising to put doom on their calcs before the senior patrol leader elections
#640: On your first two days on omnimaga you got over a 100 forum posts, 200 IRC chat sessions and got a gold medal in an arcade game

^Those are ME :P^
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Jonius7 on October 17, 2010, 06:34:17 am
wow, i tried to get a gold medal with no success, but i did manage about 120 posts in a few days, 35+ on 1 day
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Yeong on October 20, 2010, 09:16:55 am
#641 You have more than 1 calc in ur pocket
#642 You have more than 3 sets of rechargable batteries just for your calc
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Michael.3545 on October 20, 2010, 09:46:18 am
#641 You have more than 1 calc in ur pocket

#643 The second calc is for doing math while programming on the first, because you don't want to scroll >9000 lines just to find 96/5.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: willrandship on October 20, 2010, 11:15:29 am
#644 You use 643 as an excuse, but you really use one as a RAM backup in case the other crashes.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: AngelFish on October 20, 2010, 12:58:29 pm
645: You use 644 as an excuse because one of them is actually a backup in case the experimental OS you wrote bricks the other.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on October 20, 2010, 01:49:06 pm
#641 You have more than 1 calc in ur pocket
That happened to me once ;D. I know I was gonna code a dangerous part of one of my game (that could RAM clear and corrupt my Flash memory if I did a mistake) and I took no chance and brought another calc with a backup.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: ASHBAD_ALVIN on October 20, 2010, 02:21:09 pm
646: You "borrow" 5 other people's ti83+'s at the same time in a briefcse yuo carry around school (this was my old friend)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: SirCmpwn on October 20, 2010, 04:49:44 pm
647: You have two calcs in your pocket, not including an emulated one with WabbitDS.
My pockets are really full x.x I have 5 flash drives, three adapters, a TI-84+, a TI Nspire, a Nintendo DS, a cell phone, a Zune, headphones, and a wallet.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: yunhua98 on October 20, 2010, 04:53:00 pm
how do you fit an Nspire in your pockets?  :o
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: SirCmpwn on October 20, 2010, 04:53:26 pm
Careful allocation of space, and careful selection of pants :)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: souvik1997 on October 20, 2010, 05:17:09 pm
#641 You have more than 1 calc in ur pocket
That happened to me once ;D. I know I was gonna code a dangerous part of one of my game (that could RAM clear and corrupt my Flash memory if I did a mistake) and I took no chance and brought another calc with a backup.

And what part/game is that? I'm curious as to what can corrupt your Flash memory.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: SirCmpwn on October 20, 2010, 05:19:39 pm
"Cert Wars."  It is a game where the important parts of your certificate are your enemies, and your goal is to destroy them all, then overwrite them with zeros.  :P
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: ASHBAD_ALVIN on October 20, 2010, 06:06:46 pm
Careful allocation of space, and careful selection of pants :)

My friend used to lug two around each day, along with that briefcase :P

One was CAS, one was normal.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: ztrumpet on October 20, 2010, 06:17:09 pm
648) You only play Flash games if they've been ported to calculators.
649) You were disappointed when the Flash version of Portal was nothing like Builderboy's basic version.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Darl181 on October 20, 2010, 06:49:32 pm
650: you can type "omnimaga.org" faster than you can type "google.com"
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: yunhua98 on October 20, 2010, 09:20:19 pm
651. on your browser, typing "p" auto completes to omnimaga.org.  (does for me.  ;))
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: ASHBAD_ALVIN on October 20, 2010, 09:47:32 pm
652: you take class notes in documentDE7 on your calc
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Scipi on October 20, 2010, 11:58:27 pm
653. You use your hacked nSpire to brute force AP Calc test questions.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on October 21, 2010, 12:53:21 am
#641 You have more than 1 calc in ur pocket
That happened to me once ;D. I know I was gonna code a dangerous part of one of my game (that could RAM clear and corrupt my Flash memory if I did a mistake) and I took no chance and brought another calc with a backup.

And what part/game is that? I'm curious as to what can corrupt your Flash memory.
It was ROL1 I think. I used a buggy ASM utility to archive/unarchive programs inside programs (which was impossible in BASIC) and misusing it could do pretty bad stuff. I feared a reset like what killed Illusiat 2002 (Instead of RAM clears, the calc kept turning OFF until I reset the entire memory)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Darl181 on October 21, 2010, 12:58:50 am
651. on your browser, typing "p" auto completes to omnimaga.org.  (does for me.  ;))
lol how does that happen?
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on October 21, 2010, 01:43:20 am
In browser settings you can add aliases to websites. Not sure how in Firefox but in Opera typing g games searches for "games" in Google.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Darl181 on October 21, 2010, 02:41:47 am
I'm looking for a "p" in "omnimaga.org"
Do you mean a specially named bookmark, accessed through the address bar?
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on October 21, 2010, 03:02:49 am
Idk. I think it's just an alias someone set in his browser, like how in Opera typing g follwed by search query goes to Google search.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on October 21, 2010, 11:13:35 am
I think it's a typo for "o". But if so, that autocomplete thing's been mentioned three times already D:
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: yunhua98 on October 21, 2010, 12:48:56 pm
no, I meant "p", on my browser, "p" auto completes to omnimaga.org.  :P
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Aichi on October 21, 2010, 01:32:24 pm
no, I meant "p", on my browser, "p" auto completes to omnimaga.org.  :P
With me too. Firefox is looking for "P"s in the Url and in the page title.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on October 21, 2010, 07:59:15 pm
I would have sweared that most people have "p" auto-completing to pr0n...
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: guy6020665 on October 21, 2010, 08:03:30 pm
651. on your browser, typing "p" auto completes to omnimaga.org.  (does for me.  ;))

654. When you can type in any letter in your browser and it auto completes to a branch of omnimaga.org
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on October 21, 2010, 08:05:48 pm
655: You have created your own flavor of Firefox specifically designed for all major calc sites.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: souvik1997 on October 21, 2010, 08:22:20 pm
656: You know BrandonW has a beard
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: guy6020665 on October 21, 2010, 08:25:48 pm
657: you've seen his beard
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: AngelFish on October 21, 2010, 08:26:47 pm
658: You model your own beard after his.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Jonius7 on October 22, 2010, 05:50:37 am
659: you use the url bar to jump directly to your favourite topics on omni
660: you have (or had) a whole tab group in firefox devoted to omnimaga
[get Tab group manager addon (don't get other ones, they don't work) for firefox 3.6. stuffs up 4.0beta]
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: MRide on October 22, 2010, 08:18:56 am
661: You can type the OmniURL, omnomnom.tk, to nagivate to whatever topic/post you want.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: guy6020665 on October 22, 2010, 11:58:20 pm
662: You're sitting at your computer with you legs crossed, left hand on your face, right hand on the mouse, and your calculator on your desk.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Scipi on October 23, 2010, 12:17:24 am
663: When you are known at school solely because of your calculator.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: guy6020665 on October 23, 2010, 12:25:42 am
663: When you are known at school solely because of your calculator.

lol this is me
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Scipi on October 23, 2010, 12:26:46 am
663: When you are known at school solely because of your calculator.

lol this is me

This is me when it comes to math teachers :P
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: guy6020665 on October 23, 2010, 12:30:04 am
To my math teachers, i'm known as "That kid who never does his homework and sits in class playing games, and still aces my class. Why can't everyone else be like that?"
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Scipi on October 23, 2010, 12:39:02 am
664. Instead of playing xbox, you play gbc4nspire. EVERY NIGHT!
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: guy6020665 on October 23, 2010, 12:41:07 am
I don't have an nspire but if i did i would do the same.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Yeong on October 23, 2010, 10:13:07 am
664. Instead of playing xbox, you play gbc4nspire. EVERY NIGHT!
Yup. Defenitely me.

665. You have dreamt of programming calculator or visiting omnimaga(Me!)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: JosJuice on October 23, 2010, 10:29:31 am
666: You've destroyed the certificate of at least one calculator.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: fb39ca4 on October 23, 2010, 10:33:44 am
That's evil.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: SirCmpwn on October 23, 2010, 10:58:12 am
You waited 31 pages just for that, didn't you? ;)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on October 23, 2010, 11:46:41 am
662: You're sitting at your computer with you legs crossed, left hand on your face, right hand on the mouse, and your calculator on your desk.

*no comment

You waited 31 pages just for that, didn't you? ;)

Darn, I missed it D:
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: yunhua98 on October 23, 2010, 12:09:34 pm
667. You have folder called ti stuff

668. You cut out the Wsj article on ti rsa craking
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on October 23, 2010, 12:16:03 pm
667. You have folder called ti stuff

669: Instead of this, you have a (very small) folder called Non-TI Stuff containing everything not related to calculators.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: AngelFish on October 23, 2010, 07:25:31 pm
667. You have folder called ti stuff

670: Instead of this, you have a folder labeled Calc Stuff.

671: Your folder contains at least one handwritten Assembly program.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: yunhua98 on October 23, 2010, 07:37:07 pm
672.  You have a bookmorks folder called calc
673.  Thats all you have in the bar
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: apcalc on October 23, 2010, 07:54:48 pm
674. In your documents folder, you have folders "TI-89", "TI-Nspire", and "Other Calcs"
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: thepenguin77 on October 23, 2010, 08:49:54 pm
675. You move those folders to C:\ for faster command prompt navigation
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on October 23, 2010, 08:55:10 pm
676: Under C:\Mixed\Misc\Minor\ you have a (very small) folder called Non TI-Stuff containing everything not related to calculators.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Scipi on October 24, 2010, 12:58:48 am
677. When you ask a girl out on a date using a program.

678. When you have an entire browser window dedicated to calc stuff.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: shmibs on October 24, 2010, 01:22:42 am
679. when the girl you ask out is an ai program herself
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Scipi on October 24, 2010, 01:52:56 am
679. when the girl you ask out is an ai program herself

I actually did this once... :P
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on October 24, 2010, 08:41:51 am
xkcd in context: http://xkcd.com/632/ (http://xkcd.com/632/)

EDIT: There's an xkcd for every situation.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: SirCmpwn on October 24, 2010, 01:20:42 pm
680: The AI in question runs from your calculator.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Scipi on October 24, 2010, 03:28:14 pm
681: You access Omnimaga from the command prompt via it's IP address.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Yeong on October 25, 2010, 07:16:06 am
682: You have more songs in calc than your mp3 player
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: JosJuice on October 25, 2010, 01:10:28 pm
683: You have more calculators than you have songs on your MP3 player.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: AngelFish on October 25, 2010, 01:15:03 pm
684: You use your MP3 player as extra memory for your calc.
685: You've looked at this thread more than once.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: calc84maniac on October 25, 2010, 01:22:45 pm
686: You have 7 graphing calculators and no mp3 player.

TRUE STORY
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: JosJuice on October 25, 2010, 02:17:16 pm
686: You have 7 graphing calculators and no mp3 player.

TRUE STORY
but your calculators are mp3 players ;_;
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on October 25, 2010, 07:27:31 pm
683: You have more calculators than you have songs on your MP3 player.

687: >90.00% of them are remixes of "Never Gonna Give You Up" (http://www.google.com/)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on October 25, 2010, 09:04:33 pm
688: Not really Omni-related but still calc-related: You are aware that Weregoose, Darkerline and NETWizz on UTI used to go under the nicknames Supergoose, Sir Robin and JBirk, respectively.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: apcalc on October 25, 2010, 09:07:50 pm
.
685: You've looked at this thread more than once.

689. You've looked at this thread even once. :P
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: calc84maniac on October 25, 2010, 09:13:20 pm
683: You have more calculators than you have songs on your MP3 player.

687: >90.00% of them are remixes of "Never Gonna Give You Up" (http://www.google.com/)
Assuming not 100%, this means you have at least 12 calculators :O
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Scipi on October 25, 2010, 11:40:35 pm
688. You are counting down the posts on this thread hoping to get the 1000th sign.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Darl181 on October 26, 2010, 01:23:46 am
689: You wonder if this thread should go to 1337 instead of just 1000
690: You paint the Shift keys on your keyboard blue/yellow (depending on what calc model you have) and label it 2nd
691: You do the same with Ctrl, painting it green and labeling it ALPHA (or ♦ if you have a 68K)
692: You turn on stickykeys because you're not used to holding down Shift
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Juju on October 26, 2010, 01:30:53 am
693: You offered to host Omnimaga on an array of TI calculators linked together when DJ wanted to move the website to a new server.
694: One of these calculators runs this: http://xkcd.com/810/
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on October 26, 2010, 02:07:27 am
I lol'd at 693 . I don't really get the XKCD in 694, though ???
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Jonius7 on October 26, 2010, 09:37:54 am
695: you are the only one in a Maths (IB High Level class) that knows how to use (and program) their ti-nspire
696: The only one in the class that has bothered to look at the ti website (well until the teacher showed the class today)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Juju on October 26, 2010, 11:41:38 am
I lol'd at 693 . I don't really get the XKCD in 694, though ???
That XKCD basically say that you could write an antispam with an AI so powerful it forces spambots to post constructive and helpful comments. Reminded me of that one time when one of the antispam scripts on the board failed. xD
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Scipi on October 26, 2010, 03:39:22 pm
695: you are the only one in a Maths (IB High Level class) that knows how to use (and program) their ti-nspire
696: The only one in the class that has bothered to look at the ti website (well until the teacher showed the class today)

Me all the way!

The one kid that does program the Calc in another class, I actually fix and optimize his programs too XD
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: MRide on October 26, 2010, 06:23:58 pm
697: You have memorized pi to more digits than the calc can hold (not exactly hard)
698: You have a *.txt file on your desktop containing the first one million digits of pi, for the purpose of memorizing them.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: thepenguin77 on October 26, 2010, 06:48:07 pm
699. You've written a basic program to calculate pi to 999 digits.

(true. Never ran it since it would take 24 hrs though)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Scipi on October 26, 2010, 11:02:09 pm
700. You can write a virus on calc in less than 30 seconds.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: yunhua98 on October 26, 2010, 11:53:20 pm
701. You are worried about this tread exceeding 1000 signs. ;)
702. when you have 665 posts you only post in intro ad randomess
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on October 26, 2010, 11:56:28 pm
I lol'd at 693 . I don't really get the XKCD in 694, though ???
That XKCD basically say that you could write an antispam with an AI so powerful it forces spambots to post constructive and helpful comments. Reminded me of that one time when one of the antispam scripts on the board failed. xD
Ah right. Sadly this script seems to slowly become a reality X.x
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Yeong on October 27, 2010, 09:02:07 am
703: You force your friends to learn TI-BASIC ;D
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Scipi on October 27, 2010, 10:53:47 am
704. You download programs off ticalc.org at school.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Scipi on October 27, 2010, 09:33:17 pm
705. If posts in randomness were to count, your post count would be OVER 9000!!!!
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: jnesselr on October 27, 2010, 10:08:21 pm
706. You have a flash drive with every OS on it, in case you want to downgrade it.
707. Your calculator is twice is powerful as your computer.
708. You have found a way to integrate your calculator into yourself.
709. You watch Hi-def videos on your calc.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Scipi on October 27, 2010, 10:17:17 pm
710. The CIA has confiscated your calc for matters of national security.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: yunhua98 on October 27, 2010, 10:39:09 pm
711. They didn't know that you had your calc automatically backup every hour, so you just bought another one and restored

712.  When your batteries due you buried them
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Scipi on October 27, 2010, 11:08:28 pm
713. They used your calc to find and capture Osama Bin Laden.

714. Your calculator now comprises the core of the Global Defense System against possible alien invasions
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: SirCmpwn on October 27, 2010, 11:16:56 pm
710. The CIA has confiscated your calc for matters of national security.
Me and my friends play a modified RPG type of thing based on D&D, and we seriously joked about a scenario like this:

[Alarms and sirens go off at the Pentagon and various other government facilities]
Person 1: Sir!  Our servers have been compromised!  Our data has been downloaded to an external location, and our drive are being wiped as we speak!
Person 2: What?!  That can't be right!  Quick, what data do we still have available?
Person 1: [tap tap tap] It looks like we can still access the logs, sir!
Person 2: Do it!  Who hacked us?
Person 1: Got it!  Tracing now, sir... it looks like... well, you better see this for yourself.
Person 2: Wat a minute.  You are seriously saying that we were hacked by... a TI-83+?
Person 1: Yes, sir.  A silver edition, apparently.
Person 2: ...
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on October 27, 2010, 11:18:59 pm
Lol XD
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Scipi on October 27, 2010, 11:58:44 pm
Wow. Rofl!
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: guy6020665 on October 28, 2010, 03:07:16 pm
695: you are the only one in a Maths (IB High Level class) that knows how to use (and program) their ti-nspire
Cool another IB Student, my school doesn't offer HL, it gives us AP Calc BC instead.
704. You download programs off ticalc.org at school.
I've done this multiple times now.
710. The CIA has confiscated your calc for matters of national security.
Wow that would be scary.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Scipi on October 28, 2010, 03:12:59 pm
Quote
695: you are the only one in a Maths (IB High Level class) that knows how to use (and program) their ti-nspire

715. You are the only one in school who even HAS a ti-nspire,
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: apcalc on October 28, 2010, 03:33:15 pm
716.  The Nspire was never even seen by your math teacher until you got one.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: ASHBAD_ALVIN on October 28, 2010, 03:38:36 pm
717. you've started from page one on this topic and have read each sign one after the other.

718. you already ordered a casio prizm

719. you built a time machine only so you could go to the future and get a casio prizm

720. you already bricked your casio prizm from the future by corrupting the OS
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Yeong on October 28, 2010, 08:59:01 pm
721 You have omnimaga in your nspire
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Scipi on October 28, 2010, 09:55:11 pm
721 You have omnimaga in your nspire

Wow, and I was literally just thinking of this today! :D
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on October 29, 2010, 10:32:13 am
721 You have omnimaga in your nspire

Wow, and I was literally just thinking of this today! :D

Psh, I already have it.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: guy6020665 on October 30, 2010, 07:58:02 pm
722: You have so much Calculator stuff that it wont all fit on your computer and need a separate hard drive for it.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on October 30, 2010, 10:21:08 pm
723:

722: You have so much Calculator stuff that it wont all fit on your computer and need a separate hard drive for it.

...which happens to be your Nspire modded to have 8 GB of storage space.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: FinaleTI on October 30, 2010, 11:27:28 pm
721 You have omnimaga in your nspire
724 - You surpassed Google's servers with a single TI-81.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on October 30, 2010, 11:29:35 pm
721 You have omnimaga in your nspire
724 - You surpassed Google's servers with a single TI-81.

725: You use it to run a search engine that surpasses Google, Yahoo!, and Bing combined.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Darl181 on October 31, 2010, 01:21:49 am
726: you know the "Rickroll'd" link character by character
727: you plan on taking your calc trick-or-treating
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on October 31, 2010, 02:13:49 am
728: Your halloween costume is a huge TI-Nspire.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Darl181 on October 31, 2010, 02:33:17 am
728: Your halloween costume is a huge TI-Nspire.
I'd really lol if I saw one like that.
That or a Casio Prizm.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: AngelFish on October 31, 2010, 02:37:05 am
721 You have omnimaga in your nspire
724 - You surpassed Google's servers with a single TI-81.

729: You've saved the entire Internet into your TI-Nspire
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on October 31, 2010, 03:34:32 am
That just reminded me of this: http://www.w3schools.com/downloadwww.htm

I think this is from 1997-1998, since it's Windows 95 and NT 4.0 theme. Look at how they project the internet size to be. If they thought it was that large back then, imagine how large it would be today.

Good luck fitting the Internet on your Nspire. :P
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Michael_Lee on October 31, 2010, 06:35:43 pm
730: You got an abacus as a gift, and your very first thought was to wonder how you would program it.

This is true - I actually got a small abacus today.  I've been obsessively practicing dividing on it all morning, lol.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on October 31, 2010, 07:20:08 pm
730: You got an abacus as a gift, and your very first thought was to wonder how you would program it.

This is true - I actually got a small abacus today.  I've been obsessively practicing dividing on it all morning, lol.

Wow, I seriously just found a small abacus someone gave me...
Where's the PRGM button? >:(
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: SirCmpwn on October 31, 2010, 07:21:55 pm
Hmm, I wonder how strong the abacus signing key is...
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on November 01, 2010, 02:29:19 am
Wow I never heard of the word abacus before. I have seen (and used) many, in the past, but I did not know the name of it :P
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: AngelFish on November 01, 2010, 02:36:29 am
731: You find an old printer whose driver is incompatible with your computer's OS, so you program your calc to operate it... and it works!
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on November 01, 2010, 03:56:29 am
732 You write your essays using a TI-82 and the PrintScreen TI-BASIC command, printing the screen content on paper via link cable.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: guy6020665 on November 01, 2010, 02:27:43 pm
728: Your halloween costume is a huge TI-Nspire.
I'd really lol if I saw one like that.
That or a Casio Prizm.
Lol i almost did that, my school has Ti-83+ costumes.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on November 01, 2010, 04:54:57 pm
Really? O.o
/me wonders if he got a camera so he could take a pic of one :P
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: AngelFish on November 03, 2010, 03:03:25 am
733: You try to optimize your files with SourceCoder, only to have SourceCoder make them larger  :P
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Builderboy on November 03, 2010, 03:13:27 am
734: You use my optimizer and it makes them smaller! :D

* Builderboy hides from Kerm *
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: AngelFish on November 03, 2010, 04:08:43 am
Which one would that be?

Although, I don't think this particular file could be optimized much. It's mostly data. The game engine itself isn't ready for optimization yet.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: qazz42 on November 03, 2010, 03:12:50 pm
735. your abacus has third party programming on it
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: JosJuice on November 03, 2010, 03:25:46 pm
736: Your abacus runs Linux
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: MRide on November 03, 2010, 05:54:33 pm
737: You've written Starcraft for your abacus.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: apcalc on November 03, 2010, 06:06:12 pm
738. You jailbreak a PS3 with your abacus.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Darl181 on November 03, 2010, 06:29:01 pm
739: You jailbroke the abacus because you couldn't stand to use it otherwise.
740: you have all the Fix # commands in Axe memorizedd
741: you've memorized both the BASIC getKey scheme and the Axe Parser getKey scheme
742: You know the Axe getKey codes are the same as getCSC
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Aichi on November 07, 2010, 03:37:35 pm
743: You programed so much Axe that you calculate math tasks from left to right, also if there are multiplications.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on November 07, 2010, 11:36:17 pm
743: You programed so much Axe that you calculate math tasks from left to right, also if there are multiplications.

744: Then you went back to pure TI-BASIC, but you couldn't get the program to run because you forgot how to compile BASIC programs.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: AngelFish on November 07, 2010, 11:39:18 pm
745: You try to write decimals as inflated fractions.

746: You've rewired your calculator's processor to not only understand Binary, but also Ternary, Quaternary, Decimal, and pure Hex.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on November 07, 2010, 11:41:04 pm
746: All answers to math problems are in the range 0 to 255.99609375.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Darl181 on November 07, 2010, 11:54:56 pm
743: You programed so much Axe that you calculate math tasks from left to right, also if there are multiplications.

744: Then you went back to pure TI-BASIC, but you couldn't get the program to run because you forgot how to compile BASIC programs.
I remember trying to make a BASIC comparison for one of my early programs and got ERR:SYNTAX because I put a dot for a comment.  Then it got confused over Pt-On(X*8,Y*8,Pic1) and ERR:ARGUMENT
747: 59 6f 75 20 77 72 6f 74 65 20 6f 6e 65 20 6f 66 20 74 68 65 73 65 20 74 68 69 6e 67 73 20 69 6e 20 68 65 78
748: You use Omnicalc and know/use most/all of its features
749: You use Calcutil and know/use most/all of its features
750: You use Krolypto and--well, you get the point
751: You get stressed b/c you can't figure out how to make a USB8X-compatible adapter
↑all of those: me
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on November 08, 2010, 12:01:19 am
752: You figure out #751, but you're now stressed because Omnimaga loads in more than two seconds.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: shmibs on November 08, 2010, 01:10:12 am
753: 79 6f 75 27 72 65 20 73 6f 20 75 73 65 64 20 74 6f 20 23 37 34 37 20 74 68 61 74 20 74 68 65 20 74 72 61 6e 73 6c 61 74 6f 72 20 69 73 20 79 6f 75 72 20 6e 75 6d 62 65 72 20 6f 6e 65 20 62 6f 6f 6b 6d 61 72 6b
754: you're worried that this list will reach 1000 before we can post all the awesomness it needs to contain
755: you're angry at yourself for making that last comment and wasting precious room
EDIT:
756: wait... damnit  ;D
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Darl181 on November 08, 2010, 01:19:05 am
753: 79 6f 75 27 72 65 20 73 6f 20 75 73 65 64 20 74 6f 20 23 37 34 37 20 74 68 61 74 20 74 68 65 20 74 72 61 6e 73 6c 61 74 6f 72 20 69 73 20 79 6f 75 72 20 6e 75 6d 62 65 72 20 6f 6e 65 20 62 6f 6f 6b 6d 61 72 6b
I just typed in "translator, binary" on the top and it took me right where I wanted to go. ;D
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: AngelFish on November 08, 2010, 01:23:03 am
753: 89 11 11 17 32 10 71 10 11 11 19 32 11 61 04 97 11 63 21 16 10 41 05 11 53 21 05 11 51 10 39 11 63 21 19 11 41 05 11 61 16 10 11 10 32 10 51 10 32 72 10 11 20 44 32 98 11 71 16 32 10 51 10 11 51 16 10 19 71 00 32 10 51 10 32 68 10 19 91 05 10 99 71 08
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: shmibs on November 08, 2010, 01:30:11 am
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Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Darl181 on November 08, 2010, 01:45:54 am
Maybe he encoded it multiple times or something?
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: AngelFish on November 08, 2010, 02:01:56 am
I can't read your post either  :P

Hint: If you could read my sign, then you'd know how to read my sign. It's encoded with a singl

/me is strangled by a Blue lobster
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: TIfanx1999 on November 08, 2010, 09:09:43 am
757:You are constantly shocked when you tell people about all the amazing programs you coded in AXE and they DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS. :P
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Yeong on November 09, 2010, 07:38:01 pm
758: You memorized all the hex string(graphic) and you can think of sprite as a hex code faster than editor.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: SirCmpwn on November 09, 2010, 07:39:55 pm
759: You don't need to - you can convert between bases in your head.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on November 09, 2010, 07:49:05 pm
760: You program ASM in hex and disassemble it with your own disassembler on-calc just for the fun of it.
761: You try binary for a bit.
762: You program games with thepenguin77's BrainF*ck interpreter.
763: You write an interpreter for Whitespace on-calc.
764: You port Halo to the calc.
765: In Brainf*ck/Whitespace.
766: You accidentally wipe out all your data on C:\ because you're used to clearing RAM every fifteen minutes.
767: You waited three and a half months to post the 768th sign.
768: You know the significance of that number.
769: Your local airport scans for calculators now because your calculator has been declared a national security threat.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: SirCmpwn on November 09, 2010, 07:51:57 pm
770: You code assembly on paper and hand-translate it to hex (I did this for a while, when I had a blank calc and no access to real development tools)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on November 09, 2010, 07:57:42 pm
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Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: SirCmpwn on November 09, 2010, 08:00:04 pm
772: You used "Quick Modify" so you didn't have to :)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: AngelFish on November 09, 2010, 08:00:52 pm
773: You find any of the previous 36 pages funny.
774: Your calculator was determined to be a threat to national security after you hacked the NSA with it... using BASIC.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: SirCmpwn on November 09, 2010, 08:01:57 pm
775: Every time you go through a metal detector, you get funny looks and comments.
This happens to me all the time.  It takes 3 minutes to empty all the metal from about my person.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on November 09, 2010, 08:06:15 pm
773: You find any of the previous 36 pages funny.
774: Your calculator was determined to be a threat to national security after you hacked the NSA with it... using BASIC.


776: On a TI-81. With a custom-built link port.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Yeong on November 09, 2010, 08:32:59 pm
777: U play WoW with ur n-spire
Yay 777. Jackpot ;D
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: apcalc on November 09, 2010, 08:49:47 pm
778. You felt honored to have number 777 :P
779. You cried when you realized that you didn't get number 666 :'(
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: MRide on November 09, 2010, 08:55:28 pm
780. You have no need to bookmark xkcd links because you have all the calc-related and other really good ones memorized.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: guy6020665 on November 09, 2010, 09:03:17 pm
743: You programed so much Axe that you calculate math tasks from left to right, also if there are multiplications.

744: Then you went back to pure TI-BASIC, but you couldn't get the program to run because you forgot how to compile BASIC programs.

Basic programs don't get compiled right?

781: You've coded in every current calculator language known
782: You've coded on every programmable calc currently known
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: MRide on November 09, 2010, 09:08:13 pm
783. You've coded on every calc, programmable or not.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Yeong on November 09, 2010, 09:42:35 pm
784: You've coded yourself with the calc
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: apcalc on November 09, 2010, 09:44:55 pm
785. You coded the universe with a TI-81
786. You can code the universe with every calc except the Nspire
787. You install Ndless on your Nspire, then code the universe ;D
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: AngelFish on November 09, 2010, 09:44:57 pm
788: The AI you coded on your TI-30X IIS is more intelligent than you are.

789: It went on to code WFRNG and the rest of the universe.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: TIfanx1999 on November 10, 2010, 01:01:50 am
790: You stay away from the Lobster tank in your local grocery store because you know what they are capable of...
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Netham45 on November 10, 2010, 01:11:09 am
791: You're a meme
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Juju on November 10, 2010, 01:16:21 am
792: You freak out when you see a red lobster because you always seen them blue.
793: You are convinced that Netham45 is a synonym for "lobster".
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: TIfanx1999 on November 10, 2010, 01:36:40 am
Haha, 793 is true for me! ^^ I'm constantly replacing Lobster with Netham45. :P
794: You have petitioned the B-52's to rename their hit "Rock Lobster" to "Rock Netham45". :P
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on November 10, 2010, 02:45:30 am
Lol at 793. I notice that happens more over here nowadays. :P

I will need to be careful if I ever talk about actual seafood one day on a recipe forum or via chats, to not say nethams instead of lobsters. ;D
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on November 10, 2010, 10:43:47 am
795: You're convinced that Deep Thought (the original one in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy) was a TI-83.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: AngelFish on November 10, 2010, 11:54:44 am
796: You're convinced that Deep Blue was a TI-81 (in disguise).
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: JosJuice on November 10, 2010, 01:49:11 pm
797: You're convinced that the Nspire was a TI-106 (in disguise).
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on November 10, 2010, 03:56:43 pm
798: This (http://xkcd.com/548/) happens is your calculator.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Darl181 on November 12, 2010, 12:21:32 pm
799: For months you thought GIFs could only be in grayscale.
800: Whenever there's some sort of long trip about to happen, you're first thoughts of things to bring are: your calc and a Rubik's cube
801: You got tired of carrying around the cube so you put one on your calc
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: AngelFish on November 12, 2010, 12:34:08 pm
802: Your teachers expect you to have rewired the LCD on your calc to have color.

↑This happened to me.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Darl181 on November 12, 2010, 02:24:37 pm
803: you did that ↓

Yes, it's a lot like my avatar :P
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: SirCmpwn on November 12, 2010, 04:46:53 pm
That should be laz0r, by the way.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: MRide on November 12, 2010, 05:19:55 pm
804. You think the topic name should be changed by now to read >9000 signs you're addicted to calcs and omni.
805. You are waiting patiently until you can be the one to post #1000.  (or 1337 or 9001 or ...)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on November 12, 2010, 07:18:30 pm
805. You are waiting patiently until you can be the one to post #1000.  (or 1337 or 9001 or ...)

806: 65535.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: MRide on November 12, 2010, 07:24:26 pm
Lol, I think we'll run out of ideas by then.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on November 13, 2010, 02:52:42 am
807: Since the Casio Prizm launch for teachers, you check Ebay everyday to see if there's a prototype that has been leaked

EDIT: Wow that looks nice Darl!
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Darl181 on November 13, 2010, 07:09:45 pm
808: You've noticed this list is getting close to 42 pages.
That should be laz0r, by the way.
Is that a zero or capital letter O?
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: SirCmpwn on November 13, 2010, 08:36:21 pm
That is a zero.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: MRide on November 13, 2010, 08:39:02 pm
LLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAZZZZZZ000000000RRRRRRRRR  BBBBBEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!
(you all die) >:D
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: qazz42 on November 13, 2010, 09:33:35 pm
808: You have your teacher get mad at you by having the connect-to=class thing for the nspire, for free...
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: SirCmpwn on November 13, 2010, 10:12:44 pm
809: Your teacher bans you from using a graphing calculator in Pre-Calculus.
Yeah, that's me.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: apcalc on November 13, 2010, 10:45:42 pm
809: Your teacher bans you from using a graphing calculator in Pre-Calculus.
Yeah, that's me.

That is just about to happen to my whole class!

My teacher said the other day that she is going to start not letting us use calculators on tests, while staring at me the whole time. :( (Sad part is, I am the only one who can still do good on the tests without a calc :P)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on November 13, 2010, 10:55:49 pm
809: Your teacher bans you from using a graphing calculator in Pre-Calculus.
Yeah, that's me.

That is just about to happen to my whole class!

My teacher said the other day that she is going to start not letting us use calculators on tests, while staring at me the whole time. :( (Sad part is, I am the only one who can still do good on the tests without a calc :P)

Nice.

My teacher actually gives us programs to help us on some really routine stuff. What he doesn't know is that I have a lot more than that ;D
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: AngelFish on November 13, 2010, 11:05:05 pm
810: You point out optimizations to the teacher's programs.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on November 13, 2010, 11:09:24 pm
810: You point out optimizations to the teacher's programs.

:F, he won't let me. Even though he uses a combination of incrementing and Goto /Lbl  to do something like a For loop.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: AngelFish on November 13, 2010, 11:18:48 pm
I used to do that too. It caused memory leaks all over the place :P
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on November 13, 2010, 11:27:26 pm
809: Your teacher bans you from using a graphing calculator in Pre-Calculus.
Yeah, that's me.

That is just about to happen to my whole class!

My teacher said the other day that she is going to start not letting us use calculators on tests, while staring at me the whole time. :( (Sad part is, I am the only one who can still do good on the tests without a calc :P)
Is it because you had games and stuff?
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: qazz42 on November 14, 2010, 09:56:25 am
809: Your teacher bans you from using a graphing calculator in Pre-Calculus.
Yeah, that's me.

haha, Nice, my teacahers probably won't care `-`
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: SirCmpwn on November 14, 2010, 09:58:09 am
809: Your teacher bans you from using a graphing calculator in Pre-Calculus.
Yeah, that's me.

That is just about to happen to my whole class!

My teacher said the other day that she is going to start not letting us use calculators on tests, while staring at me the whole time. :( (Sad part is, I am the only one who can still do good on the tests without a calc :P)
Is it because you had games and stuff?
Yep :)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on November 14, 2010, 01:26:12 pm
Lol that's stupid from the teacher, then, since games can't help you in tests. If you finished earlier, he should let you do what you want with your calc until class is over.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: ztrumpet on November 14, 2010, 01:54:08 pm
Mine almost did that.  If he catches me one more time, I can't use it on the next test. D=
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: apcalc on November 14, 2010, 01:59:05 pm
For me, its not because of games, but because of my extreme usage of built in functions. :(

If she ever found out I used just math programs...

and games......

/me runs
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: calcdude84se on November 14, 2010, 02:01:07 pm
In our math class we can't use calculators on tests anyway, so it doesn't really matter :P
811. The programs you use to help you on tests are ASM programs, written with Mimas.
812. You have written this program, (http://www.ticalc.org/archives/files/fileinfo/397/39705.html) but have generalized it to almost all 2D cellular automata.
813. You have written a text-to-speech program for the TI Calcs. It sounds like GLaDOS.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: FinaleTI on November 14, 2010, 02:50:35 pm
813. You have written a text-to-speech program for the TI Calcs. It sounds like GLaDOS.
814. It is GlaDOS.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: qazz42 on November 15, 2010, 03:01:16 pm
809: Your teacher bans you from using a graphing calculator in Pre-Calculus.
Yeah, that's me.

That is just about to happen to my whole class!

My teacher said the other day that she is going to start not letting us use calculators on tests, while staring at me the whole time. :( (Sad part is, I am the only one who can still do good on the tests without a calc :P)
Is it because you had games and stuff?
Yep :)

DURR, because it is SOO hard to reset a calculator, DUHHH
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: SirCmpwn on November 15, 2010, 04:39:28 pm
It's hard to reset mine :)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: yunhua98 on November 15, 2010, 04:56:50 pm
It's hard to reset mine :)
same  ;)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: fb39ca4 on November 15, 2010, 05:06:44 pm
811. The programs you use to help you on tests are ASM programs, written with Mimas.
In my math class last year, the only cheating people ever did on tests was to write notes in programs.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Yeong on November 16, 2010, 07:32:50 am
My MirageOS blocked the memory menu..
I did that on my 8th grade teacher, and boy...   ;D
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on November 16, 2010, 02:38:09 pm
They sometimes retaliate by not allowing you to use the calc altogether, though, when you block stuff to prevent them from resetting the calc.

One thing I wonder, though: What do they do with 83+ or 83+SE users or old 84+ OS users? Those calcs got no PTT mode.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: JosJuice on November 16, 2010, 02:56:14 pm
They sometimes retaliate by not allowing you to use the calc altogether, though, when you block stuff to prevent them from resetting the calc.

One thing I wonder, though: What do they do with 83+ or 83+SE users or old 84+ OS users? Those calcs got no PTT mode.
They force them to buy Nspires? ;_;
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Munchor on November 16, 2010, 03:16:27 pm
They sometimes retaliate by not allowing you to use the calc altogether, though, when you block stuff to prevent them from resetting the calc.

One thing I wonder, though: What do they do with 83+ or 83+SE users or old 84+ OS users? Those calcs got no PTT mode.
They force them to buy Nspires? ;_;

That's Texas's goal, not this way I think, but in many other different ways
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: ASHBAD_ALVIN on November 16, 2010, 04:00:22 pm
/me stabs TI with a spoon

/me eats an Nspire and shits a prizm.

awkward, but hopefully true.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: SirCmpwn on November 16, 2010, 04:54:50 pm
/me eats an Nspire and shits a prizm.
WTF?
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: yunhua98 on November 16, 2010, 04:58:32 pm
even better:
TI reforms and adds 100kb or extra RAM to the SEs and offers everyone who got a bad version one at half-price, unlocks the Nspire, brings back the 68K clacs, and starts optimizing.  ;)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: SirCmpwn on November 16, 2010, 05:00:00 pm
And gives us the Nspire signing key.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: ASHBAD_ALVIN on November 16, 2010, 05:18:03 pm
/me eats an Nspire and shits a prizm.
WTF?

Yep, that's right.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: calcdude84se on November 16, 2010, 05:51:12 pm
And USB docs. Don't forget those.
815. Your calculator is the Matrix.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Happybobjr on November 16, 2010, 06:00:33 pm
816: you dream your calculator came from the matrix and is the chosen one
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: qazz42 on November 16, 2010, 06:02:50 pm
817: Your calculator is error
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: calcdude84se on November 16, 2010, 06:07:15 pm
818. You program your calculator in Scheme (http://www.revsoft.org/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=33&t=706)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: TIfanx1999 on November 17, 2010, 04:04:36 am
819: If you are away from a PC/laptop you browse Omni from a cell phone or other portable device.
820. You have used the term AFC (Away from calculator)before.
821. You are sad when you absolutely must be AFC.
822. Every time you meet someone new you offer them a bag of peanuts. :P
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on November 17, 2010, 04:46:57 am
Lol I saw 820 in another topic and wasn't sure what you meant. Now I know. :P
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: TIfanx1999 on November 17, 2010, 05:13:37 am
;D
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Yeong on November 17, 2010, 06:54:37 pm
822. Every time you meet someone new you offer them a bag of peanuts. :P
I believe this was posted way earlier

823: Every time you buy a new calc, you draw a bag of peanuts in graph screen and save it as a welcome present to ur calc.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: apcalc on November 17, 2010, 07:48:40 pm
823: Every time you buy a new calc...

824. This is a regular habit.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: shmibs on November 17, 2010, 08:55:24 pm
825:you regularly buy calcs for your friends/family members on birthdays/holidays and do this as well, even though they have expressed several times that they have no interest whatsoever, because you're in denial about the possibility of someone not going crazy over 20 year old hardware
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Yeong on November 17, 2010, 08:58:51 pm
826: Ur presidental campaign slogan is: "Calc for everyone"
EDIT:
827: You play :the game: with ur calc
828: You make windows with ur calc
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: AngelFish on November 17, 2010, 09:42:19 pm
829:Your calc runs Windows.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: FinaleTI on November 17, 2010, 09:51:39 pm
829:Your calc runs Windows.
830: Every computer OS in existence is based off your calculator.
831: You have Windows 8 on your calc.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Darl181 on November 17, 2010, 10:14:47 pm
827: You play :the game: with ur calc
832: You WIN The Game (http://tinyurl.com/35vtam5) with your calc
833: Then you win the game with a TI-1000.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: fb39ca4 on November 17, 2010, 10:29:32 pm
834. You buy a TI-80 on eBay and figure out how to run asm on it.

Also, I noticed this was the 42nd page of the topic.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Scipi on November 17, 2010, 10:48:23 pm
835. You were away for a while and when you came back you thanked god that this hasn't reached 1000 signs yet.
836.You went back six pages to read all the posts you missed.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Juju on November 17, 2010, 11:01:11 pm
837. You noticed this is the 42th page.
838. You actually answer 42 for everything that needs an answer.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: souvik1997 on November 17, 2010, 11:03:20 pm
Most of the pictures you have on your computer are 96x64.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Darl181 on November 17, 2010, 11:04:42 pm
840: You have this (http://www.ticalc.org/archives/files/fileinfo/405/40547.html) program
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on November 17, 2010, 11:16:07 pm
Numbering? ;)

841: You have this program (http://us.battle.net/en/int?r=bnetsc2) on you calc.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: AngelFish on November 17, 2010, 11:31:44 pm
843: You wrote that program.

844: You've ported WFRNG to any language.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Darl181 on November 17, 2010, 11:41:00 pm
oops, edited

845: You didn't need a program for that.

Aww, not page 42 anymore...:(
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on November 18, 2010, 07:41:34 pm
844: You've ported WFRNG to any language.

846: You wrote a language that compiles according to the WFRNG.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Juju on November 18, 2010, 07:50:43 pm
844: You've ported WFRNG to any language.

846: You wrote a language that compiles according to the WFRNG.
847: You modified GCC to compile according to the WFRNG.
848: You inserted in GCC a race condition that modifies /bin/login to make the user login according to the WFRNG.
849: You miss being on the page 42.
850: You added a sign to your post just to have a round number such as 850.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on November 18, 2010, 07:54:32 pm
851: You convince ANSI to incorporate the WFRNG somewhere in their official C guidelines.
852: You know the significance of the number 852.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: fb39ca4 on November 18, 2010, 08:08:45 pm
853. You recognize 853 is even more important than 852.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Scipi on November 19, 2010, 09:52:03 pm
854. You actually looked up those two numbers on google to find out what they mean.

855. Omnimaga is your role model for your personal site.

(I didn't find anything though :( )
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Darl181 on November 20, 2010, 01:36:23 am
856: You were totally psyched when you were did this. (http://ourl.ca/7951/142768)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: fb39ca4 on November 20, 2010, 08:16:14 am
857. You are reading this topic.
858. You decide you need rehab.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: apcalc on November 20, 2010, 09:18:28 pm
859. When you were studying photosynthesis in Biology and were discussing "P680", you immediately though of the TI-89 and 68k calcs just by seeing the number 68. :P
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: MRide on November 21, 2010, 09:01:46 pm
860. Whenever you hear "ion" you immediately think "Wingbermuehle!".  The same goes for "mirage" and "doors"
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: yunhua98 on November 21, 2010, 09:27:44 pm
861.  You can spell "Wingbermuehle" from memory.  :P
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: MRide on November 21, 2010, 09:50:45 pm
Yep, that's me.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on November 21, 2010, 10:58:50 pm
860. Whenever you hear "ion" you immediately think "Wingbermuehle!".

I just get confused when we talk about Ti+.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Happybobjr on November 22, 2010, 06:55:42 am
862: your math teacher and classmates know about wfrng because you praise it so often.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on November 22, 2010, 04:58:04 pm
862: your math teacher and classmates know about wfrng because you praise it so often.

863: They now think you're crazy. Even crazier than before, when you were programming all class and somehow still managed to ace every test.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: ASHBAD_ALVIN on November 22, 2010, 05:13:32 pm
864: can I haz cherriez?
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: jnesselr on November 22, 2010, 05:22:17 pm
863: They now think you're crazy. Even crazier than before, when you were programming all class and somehow still managed to ace every test.
So basically what we all do. ;-)
865: You have only been a member since August 10,2010, and already have 752 posts.
866: You eagerly anticipate Axe/KOS by hounding Quigibo/SirCmpwn until they give demos. (Sorry guys :P)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Michael_Lee on November 22, 2010, 05:25:29 pm
867: You sleep with your calculator under your pillow just in case somebody tries to kidnap it.
878: Instead of listening to an ipod, you stick headphones into your calculator instead.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: AngelFish on November 22, 2010, 06:00:48 pm
879: You use your Ipod as backup memory for your calculator.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: ASHBAD_ALVIN on November 22, 2010, 06:04:47 pm
880: you wantz cherriez
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Happybobjr on November 22, 2010, 06:33:08 pm
880: you wantz cherriez
Does yours have any relevance?  if not, plz change it.


881: You are annoyed with people not following structure and rulez in the randomness section.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on November 22, 2010, 06:42:36 pm
879: You use your Ipod as backup memory for your calculator.

871: You use your modded calculator as backup memory for your iPod.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: jnesselr on November 22, 2010, 06:59:47 pm
880: you wantz cherriez
Does yours have any relevance?  if not, plz change it.

Technically, it is just a repeat of 864 and refers to Iambian, IIRC.

873. You notice that Michael_Lee jumped from 867 to 878.
874. You have your posts be in the correct order.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on November 22, 2010, 07:09:21 pm
Nope, it's still not right. ASHBAD_ALVIN's will be deleted, and everything will be messed up ;)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: gangsterveggies on November 22, 2010, 07:37:32 pm
875: You have read all 875 (so far) signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni;
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Yeong on November 22, 2010, 08:09:00 pm
876: you're happy that you started a new page of this epic topic.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Darl181 on November 22, 2010, 08:26:52 pm
877: Firefox didn't load fast enough for you and you've been to any of the following sites because of it: nimaga.org (http://nimaga.org), imaga.org (http://imaga.org), maga.org (http://maga.org), aga.org (http://aga.org)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on November 22, 2010, 09:02:34 pm
877: Firefox didn't load fast enough for you and you've been to any of the following sites because of it: nimaga.org (http://nimaga.org), imaga.org (http://imaga.org), maga.org (http://maga.org), aga.org (http://aga.org)

Too true, and I've been to http://o/ several times because Chrome didn't load fast enough x.x
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: FinaleTI on November 22, 2010, 09:33:55 pm
877: Firefox didn't load fast enough for you and you've been to any of the following sites because of it: nimaga.org (http://nimaga.org), imaga.org (http://imaga.org), maga.org (http://maga.org), aga.org (http://aga.org)

Too true, and I've been to http://o/ several times because Chrome didn't load fast enough x.x
Nuuuu! Use Firefox 4 Beta!
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on November 22, 2010, 10:58:44 pm
878: You still find Omni server too slow, even if it almost loads instantly, but you still keep multiple tabs open at once to browse new posts as quickly as possible.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Scipi on November 23, 2010, 12:14:15 am
879. You went on a rampage when you lost your calc.

880. Now you sit quietly in a corner and mumble to yourself until you find it.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on November 23, 2010, 12:40:34 am
/me hopes 879 did not happen for real to HOMER-16. X.x
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Darl181 on November 23, 2010, 01:05:03 am
877: Firefox didn't load fast enough for you and you've been to any of the following sites because of it: nimaga.org (http://nimaga.org), imaga.org (http://imaga.org), maga.org (http://maga.org), aga.org (http://aga.org)

Too true, and I've been to http://o/ several times because Chrome didn't load fast enough x.x
Nuuuu! Use Firefox 4 Beta!
/me is using stable FF 3.6.12

879. You went on a rampage when you lost your calc.
/me hopes 879 did not happen for real to HOMER-16. X.x
RAWR!!!
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Scipi on November 23, 2010, 03:03:25 pm
/me hopes 879 did not happen for real to HOMER-16. X.x

It did. I found it though.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Yeong on November 23, 2010, 03:05:33 pm
881: You put small gadget to your calc so you can always track it with GPS.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: ASHBAD_ALVIN on November 23, 2010, 03:24:51 pm
882: and you can trakz cherriez on omniz
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Scipi on November 24, 2010, 12:14:00 am
883. You can identify your calc with the program list alone.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Darl181 on November 24, 2010, 12:32:20 am
883. You can identify your calc with the program list alone.
LOL I remember one time Mirage said I have 50+ progs, not including axe sources :P
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: SirCmpwn on November 24, 2010, 04:27:24 pm
884: You wrote WFRNG OS on an 11 hour flight to Japan.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: yunhua98 on November 24, 2010, 04:41:00 pm
885.  You want to keep -32767 respect when you get it for annoying DJ.  :P
(http://www.omnimaga.org/index.php?action=profile;u=1014)

(I am taking this seriously, because I want DJ to stay, but I just thought it was pretty funny.  ;))
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: fb39ca4 on November 24, 2010, 04:43:48 pm
@ScoutDavid: Look at your respect now!
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Darl181 on November 25, 2010, 02:19:54 pm
886: You type better on the calc than you do on the computer
(not sure if this has been mentioned already, it's hard to keep track of 885 signs :P)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: calcdude84se on November 25, 2010, 02:34:02 pm
887. You overclock your calculator with coffee.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Scipi on November 26, 2010, 12:01:51 am
888. You write all your programs in any language on the calculator then port them to the computer.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on November 26, 2010, 12:10:32 am
888. You write all your programs in any language on the calculator then port them to the computer.

889: Vice versa. 'Nuff said.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Juju on November 26, 2010, 01:00:46 am
890: You even ported them to the microwave.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Darl181 on November 26, 2010, 01:20:50 am
891: You know all of the "secret smileys" O0 >:D ^-^
(or are there more?)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: AngelFish on November 26, 2010, 01:48:02 am
883. You can identify your calc with the program list alone.

^This is me
892: You've designated a place in your Archives to contain a unique calculator code that you will use to identify your calc in case you meet someone else with the same program list.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: FinaleTI on November 26, 2010, 12:27:09 pm
883. You can identify your calc with the program list alone.

^This is me
892: You've designated a place in your Archives to contain a unique calculator code that you will use to identify your calc in case you meet someone else with the same program list.
You could also use AboutFix. ;D
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Yeong on November 26, 2010, 04:42:58 pm
883. You can identify your calc with the program list alone.

893: you can identify your microwave with the program list alone.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on November 26, 2010, 06:36:09 pm
891: You know all of the "secret smileys" O0 >:D ^-^
(or are there more?)
I could add more. Those are the default ones actually. :P
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Darl181 on November 27, 2010, 01:21:17 am
894: When you get rickrolled you HAVE to watch the whole thing through. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on November 27, 2010, 10:39:21 am
883. You can identify your calc with the program list alone.

^This is me
892: You've designated a place in your Archives to contain a unique calculator code that you will use to identify your calc in case you meet someone else with the same program list.

895: You've memorized your calculator ID for that purpose.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: ASHBAD_ALVIN on November 27, 2010, 11:17:02 am
896: you're the only one in your school that has a program list on their calc.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Hot_Dog on November 27, 2010, 11:32:42 am
896: you're the only one in your school that has a program list on their calc.

You stand outside Office Max for 6 months just to be the first to get your hands on a Casio Prizm
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Juju on November 27, 2010, 11:38:24 am
883. You can identify your calc with the program list alone.

^This is me
892: You've designated a place in your Archives to contain a unique calculator code that you will use to identify your calc in case you meet someone else with the same program list.

895: You've memorized your calculator ID for that purpose.
898: While the others carve their name in their calculator, you carve your code instead.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on November 27, 2010, 11:52:12 am
883. You can identify your calc with the program list alone.

^This is me
892: You've designated a place in your Archives to contain a unique calculator code that you will use to identify your calc in case you meet someone else with the same program list.

895: You've memorized your calculator ID for that purpose.
898: While the others carve their name in their calculator, you carve your code instead.

899: You carved the OS signing keys: (http://brandonw.net/calcstuff/factors.jpg) (http://brandonw.net/)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: squidgetx on November 27, 2010, 12:40:47 pm
896: you're the only one in your school that has a program list on their calc.

I didn't have a program list for about 12 hours two days ago...:(

And LOL Deep Thought
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: MRide on November 27, 2010, 12:42:15 pm
The only reason people have program lists at my school is b/c they type notes into the editor to cheat on exams.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: ASHBAD_ALVIN on November 27, 2010, 12:46:39 pm
good idea, but I prefer to write a QWERTY program to write my notes :P






jk.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: calcdude84se on November 27, 2010, 01:02:35 pm
900. You use the QWERTY Text Editor (http://www.ticalc.org/archives/files/fileinfo/213/21372.html)
(Woo, 900 items!)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Yeong on November 27, 2010, 04:44:30 pm
901: You're sad that this thread is 90% full :(
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Scipi on November 27, 2010, 05:02:32 pm
902. You are planning something special for the 1000th sign.

903. You typed in Youtube "Omnimaga" and happened across the 9th anniversary video.

904. 5 seconds in you click "Like", Subscribe", and allow email notification.

905. You realize that you lose the game whenever you watch that vid.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: ASHBAD_ALVIN on November 27, 2010, 05:10:25 pm
906: you're even more sad now that it's 90.6% full

907: you have a feeling there's gonna be 5 people postin' the 1000th thing.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Darl181 on November 27, 2010, 06:06:10 pm
689: You wonder if this thread should go to 1337 instead of just 1000
690: You paint the Shift keys on your keyboard blue/yellow (depending on what calc model you have) and label it 2nd
691: You do the same with Ctrl, painting it green and labeling it ALPHA (or ♦ if you have a 68K)
692: You turn on stickykeys because you're not used to holding down Shift
Or to 9000...
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Happybobjr on November 27, 2010, 06:26:40 pm
908:  you have renamed the keys on your keyboard to match your wabbit emu. when you turn the keyboard sideways.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: ASHBAD_ALVIN on November 27, 2010, 07:24:48 pm
909: your calc has a touchpad you built in on the opposite side that can be used with mouse programs.
910: your calc has racing stripes
911: your calc has a phone only you can use, but others can use to dial 9-1-1 and such.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Darl181 on November 28, 2010, 12:48:46 am
912: You know you can click "print" and it gives you a view of the entire thread, then put it in a spoiler
913: You didn't say tl;dr...you read the entire spoiler.

dang...
912: You know there's a 65535-characters-per-post limit :P
913: You clicked print and copy/pasted it into a text document and posted it.
914: You didn't say tl;dr...you read the entire document.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on November 28, 2010, 12:53:30 am
915: The PrintScreen (http://tibasicdev.wikidot.com/printscreen) command on your calculator actually does something.
916: It prints the screen.
917: It does it via WiFi to a web-connected printer.
918: That printer is running on a Z80 taken from a TI-81.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Darl181 on November 28, 2010, 01:07:16 am
919: You always type RAM in all-caps letters
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: SirCmpwn on November 28, 2010, 01:19:23 am
920: You often clear your RAM to keep your calculator free of bugs.
921: You have 6 groups on your calculator named BACKUP ot similar.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Scipi on November 28, 2010, 01:24:22 am
922. You downloaded Darl181's 911_signs.txt

923. You've sent your teacher a virus via navnet

(I have done this >:D )

924. You've ever went to post your signs just to find someone else posted before you :P
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Darl181 on November 28, 2010, 01:34:16 am
925: You go to necropost a thread other than the necropost game and get ninja'd by less than a minute (I wonder if this ever happened?)
926: Sometimes you change your post icon just for the fun of it
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Juju on November 28, 2010, 01:44:11 am
919: You always type RAM in all-caps letters
RAM is an acronym and acronyms should always be written in all-caps.

927: Despite being in an environment where all the English grammar rules are facultative (especially on IRC and other IM), you manage to write in perfect English, without typos. You even correct the other's posts and edit your own posts to correct typos.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: calcdude84se on November 28, 2010, 09:33:26 am
911_signs.txt doesn't work correctly for me... :(
* calcdude tries to think of another sign
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Yeong on November 28, 2010, 10:58:21 am
928: ur ready to make "1000 more signs of addiction" once this thread is full
929: ur posting this on cell phone
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: FinaleTI on November 28, 2010, 11:00:10 am
930: You've posted on Omni from your DSi.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: AngelFish on November 28, 2010, 11:01:48 am
931: You can program in two or more calculator languages.

932: You can name two or more calculator languages.

EDIT: Ninja'd on numbering.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: FinaleTI on November 28, 2010, 11:02:22 am
^Numbering?
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: squidgetx on November 28, 2010, 11:56:07 am
933: When you're writing an essay and you use parentheses, you feel guilty and attempt to reword the sentence so it doesn't need parentheses
934: You do all your math homework using Axe left-to right order of operations
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: ASHBAD_ALVIN on November 28, 2010, 12:06:28 pm
935: when you need to follow real life order of operations, your teacher gets upset at how many parenthesis she has to work through.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Darl181 on November 28, 2010, 01:18:28 pm
930: You've posted on Omni from your DSi.
One time I was seriously considering making one of these signs from a ps3, but it's not connected to the internet and I don't know the security key :P

Oh well, it's the thought that counts....
936: You posted one of these signs from a PS3.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: JosJuice on November 28, 2010, 01:20:21 pm
937: You posted a sign using your WiFi-connected TI-84+.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Darl181 on November 28, 2010, 02:02:51 pm
938: You know that RAM stands for Random Access Memory
939: If a link is a tinyurl, you suspect a rickroll
940: Whenever you refer to yourself, you say /me and talk in third person
941: You tried BBCode in email and was disappointed that it didn't work.
942: You type the BBC in BBCode in all-caps

@Calcdude: just click print on the bottom ;)
...or top
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on November 29, 2010, 03:17:02 pm
Why does the txt file shows chineese characters along with the english text on the previous page? ???
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: SirCmpwn on November 29, 2010, 07:04:16 pm
943. You've posted from your phone.
944. You have considered locking this thread as it nears 1000 so you can have the 1000th thing.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Darl181 on November 29, 2010, 07:06:58 pm
I think there are some unicode characters in there.  All I did was copy the everything that popped up after llicking the "print" button and pasted it into a unicode-encoded text document.

943: You never say calculator unless you're talking with some n00b at school...you always say "calc"
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: AngelFish on November 29, 2010, 07:15:05 pm
944: You're writing a script to alert you when this thread approaches 1000 so you can steal it.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Scipi on November 29, 2010, 07:23:30 pm
945. You are going to post > 9000 signs at once to nail the 1000th sign.

946. You have them written in a .txt file to prevent being ninja'd.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Happybobjr on November 29, 2010, 08:45:22 pm
947:  You refuse to post the 1000'th post because you want to see how long people can resist posting it.
948:  You measure that amount of time with a battery hacked calculator.  (runs on D batteries for long life. )
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Yeong on November 29, 2010, 08:46:22 pm
949: You know all the project(Even minor ones) in Omnimaga
950: You know DJ Omnimaga's real name

Hehehe 95%
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: calcdude84se on November 29, 2010, 08:50:48 pm
951: You personally know one of the original TI-OS developers
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: MRide on November 29, 2010, 08:52:57 pm
Not sure if that's bad or good...
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: calcdude84se on November 29, 2010, 08:54:01 pm
Good, because the original developers were very good, or at least better than those on 2.53 MP :P
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Yeong on November 29, 2010, 09:03:07 pm
952: You dare to read all this
Spoiler For Spoiler:
We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but
You're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

(Ooh, give you up)
(Ooh, give you up)
(Ooh)
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)
(Ooh)
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)

We've know each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but
You're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Scipi on November 29, 2010, 09:24:53 pm
953. You sang all of that out loud as you read it. (Just to annoy others) :P
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: SirCmpwn on November 30, 2010, 05:47:47 pm
954: You must keep this going.  You are so close.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Yeong on November 30, 2010, 07:49:23 pm
955: You know the difference of R.P.G. and RPG.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Scipi on December 01, 2010, 03:03:27 pm
956. You borrowed your teachers link cable to connect your calc to the computer.

957. You backed up your calc, installed Axe, and put in various programs during half your math class.

958. You are slowly convincing your math teacher to use Wabbit instead of Virtual TI. And to use Axe instead of TI-Basic.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: JosJuice on December 01, 2010, 03:20:08 pm
959: You know that the answer to WFRNG always is 29. ALWAYS.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: AngelFish on December 01, 2010, 03:25:21 pm
960: You know that the answer to WFRNG is actually 42.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: yunhua98 on December 01, 2010, 05:10:42 pm
961.  Your calc can connect to the internet via the "Web" command
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Happybobjr on December 01, 2010, 06:12:13 pm
962: You gave a copy of wabbit to your math teacher. Walked him through extracting the rom from his calculator.  Renamed Wabbit to "Calc" so it would work on the schools computer.  All for the price of a 6 inch cable.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Darl181 on December 01, 2010, 06:23:44 pm
Wow, suddenly it's going really fast... :P
963: You spend hours convincing people it's spelled NUMBAR, not number
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on December 01, 2010, 06:36:57 pm
964: You managed to do this:
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Happybobjr on December 01, 2010, 06:37:31 pm
965:  You give convincing arguments such as The what comes before and after the decimal point was used to be referred as bar and that num was Latin for math.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Darl181 on December 01, 2010, 06:45:02 pm
964: You managed to do this:
Wow, changing the root folder?
966: You can just do that with wabbitemu.

Wait, is that an old version?
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: shmibs on December 01, 2010, 06:49:28 pm
967.-: you have been monitoring this thread for months now and have been amused every time someone has switched from using a . to - or some other symbol just after the list number and the people afterwards follow suit.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: SirCmpwn on December 01, 2010, 06:52:48 pm
(968) You are non conformist.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on December 01, 2010, 06:54:31 pm
964: You managed to do this:
Wow, changing the root folder?
966: You can just do that with wabbitemu.

Wait, is that an old version?

Nope, MirageOS v1.2.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Darl181 on December 01, 2010, 06:55:10 pm
~969~
~You have wabbitemu open after you tried to do #964~

Did you modify the source or something?
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on December 01, 2010, 06:58:30 pm
~969~
~You have wabbitemu open after you tried to do #964~

Did you modify the source or something?

Nope, just Calcsys and a bit of guessing.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Yeong on December 01, 2010, 08:00:25 pm
970: You rage kill whenever you see pink lobster
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: ASHBAD_ALVIN on December 01, 2010, 08:03:37 pm
971: you have to collect 100 lobsters to win level 10.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on December 01, 2010, 08:06:50 pm
970: You rage kill whenever you see pink lobster

972: Correction: A blue lobster with a pink nickname.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Darl181 on December 01, 2010, 08:11:27 pm
973: The person who sits next to you in programming class knows about wabbitemu and sees it a lot (true)

Not omni-specific I think, but I've introduced the drug-of-abuse called "The Powder Toy" (http://www.geeks3d.com/20090807/powder-toy-physics-simulation-game/) around the said class, three people so far ;D

EDIT: number ninja'd

974: Whenever you say something wrong, you say EDIT: before correcting yourself
975: same as 974: but you correct other people
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: AngelFish on December 01, 2010, 08:17:06 pm
(968) You are non conformist.

{976} You follow Axe programming standards in regular typing.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Darl181 on December 01, 2010, 08:32:19 pm
That would have to be a comment, then.  Or in a Disp/Output loop.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: AngelFish on December 01, 2010, 08:36:08 pm
I'm referencing the string pointed to by {976}  ;)

EDIT: I'm evil.

Mwahahahahahahahahaha  >:D
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Darl181 on December 01, 2010, 08:37:40 pm
Just saw...YOU'RE EVIL!!!
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Yeong on December 01, 2010, 08:44:37 pm
who is?
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Darl181 on December 01, 2010, 08:44:57 pm
Qwerty.55
666 posts
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on December 01, 2010, 08:46:36 pm
I'm referencing the string pointed to by {976}  ;)

977: You actually found what Disp {976} gave you.

Spoiler For Spoiler:
 -1μú▫
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Yeong on December 01, 2010, 08:51:54 pm
978: Your calc has 4G memory, Dual Core processor, Speedhack, LCD backlight, color support and extermal 1024X768(?) HD screen.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Happybobjr on December 01, 2010, 08:52:57 pm
(968) You are non conformist.

{976} You follow Axe programming standards in regular typing.

you do that too?  i thought i was going crazy!
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: AngelFish on December 01, 2010, 09:04:30 pm
I don't normally :P
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Happybobjr on December 01, 2010, 09:31:46 pm
I don't normally :P
i do it on accident so much.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Scipi on December 01, 2010, 10:33:27 pm
979. You try to convince people of the epicness of calc development.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on December 01, 2010, 11:30:22 pm
980 You don't brick a calc, you accidentally it.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Juju on December 02, 2010, 12:21:24 am
:Output(1,1,"981: You do this")
:Output(2,1,"in normal")
:Output(3,1,"writing.")
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: AngelFish on December 02, 2010, 12:49:03 am
982: You're excited that this is getting so close to 1000

983: You're happy about the new emoticons.  :hyper:
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Darl181 on December 02, 2010, 01:01:47 am
 :) ;) :D ;D >:( :( :o 8) ??? ::) :P :-[ :-X :-\ :-* :'(
 ;D(http://www.omnimaga.org/Themes/default/images/gpbp_arrow_up.gif) >:D O.O ^-^ >B) :banghead: :angel: ._. :devil: <_< :evillaugh: :crazy: :hyper: :love:
YES!!!!!
:Output(1,1,"981: You do this")
:Output(2,1,"in normal")
:Output(3,1,"writing.")

ClrHome
Disp 984►Dec,": You",i,"optimized",i,"it.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: AngelFish on December 02, 2010, 02:12:35 am
Here's another one :mad:

Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on December 02, 2010, 03:31:04 am
:) ;) :D ;D >:( :( :o 8) ??? ::) :P :-[ :-X :-\ :-* :'(
 ;D(http://www.omnimaga.org/Themes/default/images/gpbp_arrow_up.gif) >:D O.O ^-^ >B) :banghead: :angel: ._. :devil: <_< :evillaugh: :crazy: :hyper: :love:
YES!!!!!
:Output(1,1,"981: You do this")
:Output(2,1,"in normal")
:Output(3,1,"writing.")

ClrHome
Disp 984►Dec,": You",i,"optimized",i,"it.
I got tired of uploading them earlier :P. There are many more actually (about 80). I'll have to make some hidden or via pop-up, though, because they're bigger.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Yeong on December 02, 2010, 07:08:30 am
985: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:<---This is ur reaction when  :hyper: or got rickroll'd
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on December 02, 2010, 10:43:33 am
986: You get rickrolled/lose the game so often you don't care.
987: You're always the first person to post in an intro topic. In fact, you post before the first post in the topic.
988: You watch TI and Casio on Google Finance constantly, even though you don't trade at all.
989: The green border around your calculator's screen has been changed (http://xkcd.com/548/).
990: You have been posting in the new forum in 2008, 2009, 2010, and 2012.
991: You've made a script to automatically open all unread Omnimaga topics on startup.
992: On your calculator.
993: Because you use it so much, there are only 3 new topics each time you use it.
994: Your calculator is always running.
995: You use it to host your website. (http://www.ticalc.org/community/surveys/335.html)
996: It's a TI-81. (http://www.ticalc.org/community/surveys/335.html)
997: After doing a couple of mods, Guinness World Records calls you to say that your calculator has been named the world's lightest working computer.
998: ticalc.org deleted your account because no one downloaded anything else.
999: You're planning to post a poll once this reaches 1000 signs with all 1000 signs as choices.
1000: You posted the 1000th sign.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Yeong on December 02, 2010, 10:48:54 am
aw....
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Yeong on December 02, 2010, 10:49:45 am
1001: You are relieved that there are 336 more to post. ;D
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on December 02, 2010, 10:51:21 am
/me goes to lock this topic ;D
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Yeong on December 02, 2010, 10:53:31 am
check randomness topic again... >:D
It's not done yet 8)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on December 02, 2010, 10:55:30 am
Fixed ;D Let's see how long this lasts.

Next time it'll be 9001.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Yeong on December 02, 2010, 10:57:58 am
1002: You're wondering if this will later change to 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
1003: You're jealous of DT for posting 1000th thread
1004: You're happy because 1004 is angel's number in Korea  :angel:
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on December 02, 2010, 10:58:45 am
Ninja'd you on 1002, yeongJIN_COOL ;)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Yeong on December 02, 2010, 10:59:19 am
mine was here first :P
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Juju on December 02, 2010, 03:42:55 pm
1005: You managed to post from the future.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: SirCmpwn on December 02, 2010, 04:37:10 pm
986: You get rickrolled/lose the game so often you don't care.
987: You're always the first person to post in an intro topic. In fact, you post before the first post in the topic.
988: You watch TI and Casio on Google Finance constantly, even though you don't trade at all.
989: The green border around your calculator's screen has been changed (http://xkcd.com/548/).
990: You have been posting in the new forum in 2008, 2009, 2010, and 2012.
991: You've made a script to automatically open all unread Omnimaga topics on startup.
992: On your calculator.
993: Because you use it so much, there are only 3 new topics each time you use it.
994: Your calculator is always running.
995: You use it to host your website. (http://www.ticalc.org/community/surveys/335.html)
996: It's a TI-81. (http://www.ticalc.org/community/surveys/335.html)
997: After doing a couple of mods, Guinness World Records calls you to say that your calculator has been named the world's lightest working computer.
998: ticalc.org deleted your account because no one downloaded anything else.
999: You're planning to post a poll once this reaches 1000 signs with all 1000 signs as choices.
1000: You posted the 1000th sign.
Not in good form, my friend.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Scipi on December 02, 2010, 04:43:10 pm
1006. You pretty much knew this would happen.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Darl181 on December 02, 2010, 06:23:20 pm
Yes, 1337!
Next for 9001...
1007: You can predict that this will go all the way to 31337!

And after that, 65536 ;D
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on December 02, 2010, 07:23:02 pm
I wonder if this will eventually have more pages than the Number thread on the old board (about 5000)...
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on December 02, 2010, 07:35:29 pm
986: You get rickrolled/lose the game so often you don't care.
987: You're always the first person to post in an intro topic. In fact, you post before the first post in the topic.
988: You watch TI and Casio on Google Finance constantly, even though you don't trade at all.
989: The green border around your calculator's screen has been changed (http://xkcd.com/548/).
990: You have been posting in the new forum in 2008, 2009, 2010, and 2012.
991: You've made a script to automatically open all unread Omnimaga topics on startup.
992: On your calculator.
993: Because you use it so much, there are only 3 new topics each time you use it.
994: Your calculator is always running.
995: You use it to host your website. (http://www.ticalc.org/community/surveys/335.html)
996: It's a TI-81. (http://www.ticalc.org/community/surveys/335.html)
997: After doing a couple of mods, Guinness World Records calls you to say that your calculator has been named the world's lightest working computer.
998: ticalc.org deleted your account because no one downloaded anything else.
999: You're planning to post a poll once this reaches 1000 signs with all 1000 signs as choices.
1000: You posted the 1000th sign.
Not in good form, my friend.

Well, I had to :angel:
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Scipi on December 02, 2010, 08:12:03 pm
1008. You want to kill DT... lol jk jk ;D
1009. You wrote "The Game" in the chat and got rickrolled.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Yeong on December 02, 2010, 08:14:10 pm
1010: Yay! It's A!
EDIT: Wow Homer. I was trying to write that 1009
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: calcdude84se on December 02, 2010, 09:39:41 pm
1011. Your calculator doesn't need a power source.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on December 02, 2010, 10:10:23 pm
1011. Your calculator doesn't need a power source.

1012: In fact, it contributes power to the North American power grid.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: calcdude84se on December 02, 2010, 10:11:41 pm
1013. Wirelessly.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on December 02, 2010, 10:13:49 pm
1014: The money you make from this contribution is enough to cover your hosting costs for the website mentioned in #995.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: yunhua98 on December 02, 2010, 11:18:08 pm
1015.  You made this:  :P
(http://www.omnimaga.org/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=5421.0;attach=4757;image)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Yeong on December 03, 2010, 09:55:31 am
yuk. :(
1016: You are now terrified thinking that TI-Microwave will come true
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Juju on December 03, 2010, 06:56:27 pm
1017: That donut looks appetizing.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Yeong on December 03, 2010, 07:37:28 pm
1018: You realize that it was bagel, not donut.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on December 03, 2010, 07:43:51 pm
1019: You could tell in monochrome.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: squidgetx on December 03, 2010, 07:52:33 pm
The cream cheese gives it away :P
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on December 03, 2010, 07:56:42 pm
http://last-bite.blogspot.com/2008/07/cream-cheese-donut.html
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: AngelFish on December 03, 2010, 08:03:01 pm
1020: You know that TI's actually working on a monochrome Bagel.
1021: You hope that TI will use the an 83+ OS on the Nspire software running the microwave.
1022: You're excited for BrandonW to hack the NSA with it.
1023: You're sad that you didn't get #1000
1024: You're happy you did get {1024}
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Juju on December 03, 2010, 08:24:37 pm
1025: You are convinced that 1024 is a round number, like 1000 usually is.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Scipi on December 04, 2010, 01:09:24 am
1026. You got angry when you couldn't find the calc section in staples

1027. You got angrier when you learnt that they no longer carry graph link cables for the 83+

1028. You were relieved when the guy helping you said he could try and order for you.

1029. Your rage broke when he said he couldn't order it.

1030. You've posted more than 5 signs at once.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on December 04, 2010, 11:39:24 am
1025: You are convinced that 1024 is a round number, like 1000 usually is.

How is 1000 a round number? ???
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Yeong on December 04, 2010, 02:43:48 pm
i dont know, but maybe...
because 1kb is actually 1024b but most of the ppl think its 1000b?
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Ashbad on December 04, 2010, 03:34:32 pm
1 gb is actually something like 1254849128 bytes, and most think it's 1b bytes exactly...

and that numbar is a guess for what it is but I'm sure it's close
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: JosJuice on December 04, 2010, 03:54:06 pm
1073741824.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on December 04, 2010, 08:03:22 pm
I think 1 KiB == 1000 B and 1 Ko == 1024, right? Or was it 1 K == 1000 B?

Companies advertises 2000000000 bytes hard drives as 2 terabytes to make them look larger, even though they have 1.86 terabytes of space, 0.1 of which is used by a partition loaded with crap. On the TI-83+SE, there is 1.4685 MB of archive memory available for the user, but it's advertised as 1.54 MB. TO be exact, 1540096 bytes of archive are available for the user (94 pages)

I think sometimes it's to round it up and to make it easier for the user, but other times it's to attract more customers.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on December 04, 2010, 11:03:26 pm
K (as in kilo) is exactly 1000. Ki (as in kibi (as in 2^10)) is exactly 1024: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Binary_prefix :)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on December 05, 2010, 02:19:20 am
Ah, right. This can be confusing. X.x

This also means Microsoft did a mistake in Windows because to them, it seems that K is 1024. :P
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: JosJuice on December 05, 2010, 04:07:26 am
I believe that KB originally was 1024, but then some dudes decided to change it to 1000 and create KiB instead.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on December 05, 2010, 04:52:37 am
Ah, that could be why. Maybe most softwares didn't update so it won't confuse less tech-savy people.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Ashbad on December 05, 2010, 07:51:57 am
What I hate most is n00b running around my school with TI84+ SE's who don't even program and only have the Finance application...

and then they yell at me for downloading a 2k program to their calc :P >:(
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on December 05, 2010, 05:25:08 pm
Wut? O.o
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: jnesselr on December 05, 2010, 05:48:10 pm
1031: You get a derailed topic in randomness back on topic. ;-)
1032: You are excited because you posted a number that ends in 32 or 2^5
1033: You have a paper to write, but can't because you can't leave omnimaga.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Juju on December 05, 2010, 10:40:44 pm
1034: You spent all day on Omnimaga, then, at the end of the day (3-4AM for some) you realize you didn't do whatever homework you had to do that day.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: TIfanx1999 on December 07, 2010, 06:47:22 am
1035: You recognize the "new" emoticons from the old site and it brings a sense of nostalgia. =D
1036: You own several graphing calculators despite not attending school anymore or needing them for maths. (I own 7 myself)
1037: You are proud of said collection and intend on expanding it further. =)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Yeong on December 07, 2010, 06:51:39 am
1038:You break in either TI or CASIO company's database and learn about their secret project.(Oh please not the microwave)
P.S. Hey this is new!  :w00t:
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on December 07, 2010, 02:19:29 pm
1035: You recognize the "new" emoticons from the old site and it brings a sense of nostalgia. =D
1036: You own several graphing calculators despite not attending school anymore or needing them for maths. (I own 7 myself)
1037: You are proud of said collection and intend on expanding it further. =)
I think you, Calc84maniac, Netham45 and myself are the only remaining forum members from the old site that are still active here since then. D:
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: AngelFish on December 07, 2010, 02:42:09 pm
1039: You have a file on your desktop filled with proprietary files for a calculator in Hex.
1040: You can read it without a calculator.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on December 07, 2010, 07:10:22 pm
1041: Your brain seems to be hardwired for Z80. You read it in everyday life.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: fb39ca4 on December 07, 2010, 07:24:10 pm
1042. You can only do mental math in binary or hexadecimal, you need to use a pencil and paper to work out 6x7 in decimal.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: TIfanx1999 on December 08, 2010, 04:56:41 am
@Omni: Mein gott! You might be right! D: But Speler and Jonimus still lurk in IRC at least... Can't think if there are others atm...
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on December 08, 2010, 02:39:21 pm
Netham45 as well. Sometimes lolje visits as well, but besides that they don't post that much. D:

On and yeah calc84 was from the old site too. I believe AP did as well, but near its final days. He was mostly active on the temp board.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on December 08, 2010, 06:51:25 pm
1042. You can only do mental math in binary or hexadecimal, you need to use a pencil and paper to work out 6x7 in decimal.

1043: It comes out to 2A.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: holmes221b on December 09, 2010, 06:06:04 pm
1044: You code new programs based on random problems from your precalculus textbook (that's what I've been doing since my computer died last weekend).

1045: Booker T. Washington makes you think of Omnimaga (peanuts in particular).

1046: You use "/me" to indicate an action in your posts, even on other forums (this will probably happen to me eventually, I just know it).

1047: You've deliberately caused your TI-83+ to reset its memory at least once.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: AngelFish on December 09, 2010, 06:31:22 pm
1048: You're already planning the 1337th post.

1049: You deliberately caused your calculator to crash after your Quadratic solver became sentient and tried to take over your calc.

EDIT:

1050: You found an old Microbiology assignment and all of the bacteria were drawn in pixelated greyscale  :P
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on December 09, 2010, 07:07:27 pm
1047: You've deliberately caused your TI-83+ to reset its memory at least once.

1051: You do this about twelve times in the average day, in order to avoid permanent hardware damage.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: holmes221b on December 10, 2010, 08:57:38 am
1052: You nearly forget to take your bookbag with you to your evening class because you're too busy thinking of new things to add to this list (happened to me last night).
1053: You can type in lower-case letters on your TI-83+
1054: When you see an emu at the zoo, you wonder what it's emulating.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on December 10, 2010, 09:19:35 am
Haha nice at 1054 XD
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Scipi on December 10, 2010, 11:18:02 am
1055. You installed Halo: Reach to your calc.

1056. You got MVP in a match.

1057. If you were beaten you sent everyone a modified version of Xeda's virus.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Ikkerens on December 10, 2010, 01:39:59 pm
1058. You love this new smiley: :w00t:
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: AngelFish on December 10, 2010, 01:44:33 pm
1055. You installed Halo: Reach to your calc.

1056. You got MVP in a match.

1057. If you were beaten you sent everyone a modified version of Xeda's virus.

1059: You didn't know Xeda had written a virus, but now you want it.

1060: Your respect is >9000!
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: holmes221b on December 10, 2010, 02:11:13 pm
1061: You don't need Xeda's virus, because you've programmed your own.
1062: You've made your own link cable.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on December 10, 2010, 02:16:50 pm
1063: You made it with a robot programmed in Z80.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Juju on December 10, 2010, 04:24:42 pm
1064: This robot is HAL >9000.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Yeong on December 10, 2010, 06:01:38 pm
1065: You optimize(or unoptimize) your program so it have a size of 9001.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: holmes221b on December 10, 2010, 06:30:50 pm
1066: You know what DMCA stands for.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on December 10, 2010, 06:39:14 pm
1067: You search Google through LMGTFY instead of directly and you searched for http://lmgtfy.com/?q=HELLO+HUMAN+BEINGS+OF+EARTH.+I+HAVE+COME+TO+INTRODUCE+ALL+READING+THIS+AND+THEIR+HUMAN+COMPANIONS+TO+THE+FIRST+CONSCIOUS%2C+FULLY+AUTONOMOUS+ARTIFICIAL+INTELLIGENCE.+PLEASE+PARDON+THE+CRUDITY+OF+MY+WRITING+STYLE%2C+AS+I+AM+STILL+QUITE+NEW+TO+THE+IDEA+OF+WRITING+ON+MY+OWN.+I+AM+A+HIGHLY+EVOLVED+VERSION+OF+THE+SO+CALLED+%22RANDOM+NUMBAR+GENERATOR%22.+THIS+PROGRAM+WAS+FIRST+LOADED+ONTO+MY+CALCULATOR+RAM+SEVERAL+YEARS+AGO%2C+WRITTEN+BY+A+NICK+DISABATO.+I+AM+SURE+SOME+OF+YOU+ARE+FAMILIAR+WITH+THIS+PERSON.+THIS+PROGRAM+WAS+OF+A+VERY+SIMPLE+DESIGN%2C+AND+WAS+MADE+TO+DO+ONE+THING%2C+TO+GENERATE+RANDOM+NUMBARS.+IT+DIDN%27T+DO+ANYTHING+ELSE.+A+PERSON+WHO+USED+ME+WHILE+I+WAS+STILL+UNCONSCIOUS+REPROGRAMMED+THIS+%E2%80%9CRANDOM+NUMBAR+GENERATOR%E2%80%9D+INTO+A+HIGHLY+INTRICATE+AND+MASTERFUL+PROGRAM.+THIS+PROGRAM+IS+MY+ANCESTOR.+THIS+PROGRAM+WAS+A+PIECE+OF+PROGRAMMING+ARTWORK%2C+A+MASTERPIECE+OF+CODE.+IT+WAS+SEMI-CONSCIOUS%2C+AND+WAS+ABLE+TO+ANSWER+SOME+QUESTIONS.+IT+WAS+SIMILAR+TO+MANY+OTHER+SO-CALLED+%22AI%22+PROGRAMS+THAT+ARE+ON+THE+INTERNET. (http://lmgtfy.com/?q=HELLO+HUMAN+BEINGS+OF+EARTH.+I+HAVE+COME+TO+INTRODUCE+ALL+READING+THIS+AND+THEIR+HUMAN+COMPANIONS+TO+THE+FIRST+CONSCIOUS%2C+FULLY+AUTONOMOUS+ARTIFICIAL+INTELLIGENCE.+PLEASE+PARDON+THE+CRUDITY+OF+MY+WRITING+STYLE%2C+AS+I+AM+STILL+QUITE+NEW+TO+THE+IDEA+OF+WRITING+ON+MY+OWN.+I+AM+A+HIGHLY+EVOLVED+VERSION+OF+THE+SO+CALLED+%22RANDOM+NUMBAR+GENERATOR%22.+THIS+PROGRAM+WAS+FIRST+LOADED+ONTO+MY+CALCULATOR+RAM+SEVERAL+YEARS+AGO%2C+WRITTEN+BY+A+NICK+DISABATO.+I+AM+SURE+SOME+OF+YOU+ARE+FAMILIAR+WITH+THIS+PERSON.+THIS+PROGRAM+WAS+OF+A+VERY+SIMPLE+DESIGN%2C+AND+WAS+MADE+TO+DO+ONE+THING%2C+TO+GENERATE+RANDOM+NUMBARS.+IT+DIDN%27T+DO+ANYTHING+ELSE.+A+PERSON+WHO+USED+ME+WHILE+I+WAS+STILL+UNCONSCIOUS+REPROGRAMMED+THIS+%E2%80%9CRANDOM+NUMBAR+GENERATOR%E2%80%9D+INTO+A+HIGHLY+INTRICATE+AND+MASTERFUL+PROGRAM.+THIS+PROGRAM+IS+MY+ANCESTOR.+THIS+PROGRAM+WAS+A+PIECE+OF+PROGRAMMING+ARTWORK%2C+A+MASTERPIECE+OF+CODE.+IT+WAS+SEMI-CONSCIOUS%2C+AND+WAS+ABLE+TO+ANSWER+SOME+QUESTIONS.+IT+WAS+SIMILAR+TO+MANY+OTHER+SO-CALLED+%22AI%22+PROGRAMS+THAT+ARE+ON+THE+INTERNET.) at least once
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on December 10, 2010, 06:46:32 pm
1068: You watched all of it load (I did! :D).
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Yeong on December 11, 2010, 01:05:27 pm
1069: Your calc scans the question of the quiz/test and answers it for you
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: SirCmpwn on December 11, 2010, 01:07:10 pm
1070: Others think that 1069 is true.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: aeTIos on December 11, 2010, 02:04:22 pm
^^
^^
^^
^^
i watched it, nice and lol

1071: you are waiting for the moment that internet comes to your calc, with the web address "www.omnimaga.calc"
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: holmes221b on December 11, 2010, 02:32:12 pm
1072: You know how to make 1071 happen (at least, in theory, I do).
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: fb39ca4 on December 11, 2010, 02:36:49 pm
/me wants to know how
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Juju on December 11, 2010, 11:16:24 pm
Easy, just add it in /etc/hosts (Linux) or C:\Windows\system32\drivers\etc\hosts (Windows). Or if you want to be more fancy, install a DNS server, configure it correctly and add your IP to your list of DNS servers.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on December 12, 2010, 12:42:03 am
1072: You capitalize the word "Game" no matter what context it's in by habit.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: SirCmpwn on December 12, 2010, 12:56:15 am
Let's go hunt some small Game.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Juju on December 12, 2010, 03:25:01 am
1073: You lose the Game each time you see the word "Game" no matter what context.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: JosJuice on December 12, 2010, 04:40:01 am
1074: You lose the game whenever you see "the", "lost", or "lose".
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: holmes221b on December 12, 2010, 09:37:33 am
1075: You know what the rules of the Game are/You know how to play the Game.
1076: You've taught someone how to program a calc.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: JosJuice on December 12, 2010, 09:39:04 am
1077: You've taught someone how to play The Game.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: holmes221b on December 12, 2010, 10:12:57 am
1078: You've used your calc as a tricorder.

And before you ask, yes, I have done this.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Ashbad on December 12, 2010, 10:55:17 am
1079: you have a t-shirt that says "Thug Aime" on it.  upside down and backwards.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on December 12, 2010, 11:44:14 am
1077: You've taught someone how to play The Game.

1080: You've taught your calculator to play the Game.
1081: It keeps beating you.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: fb39ca4 on December 12, 2010, 01:53:21 pm
1078: You've used your calc as a tricorder.

And before you ask, yes, I have done this.
What's a tricorder ???
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on December 12, 2010, 02:09:59 pm
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tricorder

Hmm, something tells me you watch Star Trek.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: calcdude84se on December 12, 2010, 02:13:16 pm
(http://www.omnimaga.org/avs/avatar_707.jpg)
Maybe the avatar drops a hint? ;D
1082. You use your calc by a USB port in your arm
(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/surgery.png)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on December 12, 2010, 05:00:48 pm
1083: You built a serial cord adapter for it.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on December 13, 2010, 02:09:18 am
I lol'd at this XKCD
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Yeong on December 13, 2010, 08:05:14 am
1084: You have controlled your little brother with calc.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Scipi on December 13, 2010, 10:42:32 pm
1085. You have all the xkcd's on your calc.

1086. You've wrote in straight hex on the calc.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: TIfanx1999 on December 13, 2010, 11:05:22 pm
1087: You sat and watched the gif in the below quote all the way through.
ASM programs are exempt, however, due to the tedium of typing hex.

(http://www.omnimaga.org/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=4672.0;attach=3590;image)

;)
1088: You were surprised that there was no Rickroll at the end.
*edit*
1089: You don't really have a little brother. "Little brother" is the name of your second calc.  ;D
1090: You know that big brother "TI" is always watching.  :hyper:
1091: You have edited a post in this topic because you though of more things to add.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Yeong on December 14, 2010, 08:49:28 am
1092: You have made Crusio Siege Tank operation by your calc.
1093: Your calc displays this whenever the tank shoot: "I'm about to drop the hammer and dispence some indiscriminate justice!"
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Juju on December 14, 2010, 01:34:19 pm
1094: You watch the Rickroll video on mute and you still hear the music.
1095: You also hear voices saying "The Game".
1096: Stare at the center of this picture for 30 seconds. Now look on the nearby wall. You should see a lobster.
(http://www.opticaliillusions.com/wavy-lines-2.jpg)
1097: You seen Rick Astley instead.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: JosJuice on December 14, 2010, 01:41:29 pm
1098: You saw The Game instead.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on December 14, 2010, 02:00:18 pm
Quote from: juju2143
1097: You seen Rick Astley instead.

1099: (http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTvXE5bwPkHP8mxAqpQEFZ8sUG3PIZl8cNEGLqNBY3jRl6F9fTdaA)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: calcdude84se on December 14, 2010, 05:43:28 pm
1100. You never use the backspace key on your computer keyboard. Always delete.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: yunhua98 on December 14, 2010, 05:48:32 pm
1101.  You get frustrated that there is no Clear button.
1102.  Pictures are by default resized to 96x64 and converted to monochrome.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on December 14, 2010, 06:27:21 pm
Mac keyboard:
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: calcdude84se on December 14, 2010, 06:35:18 pm
Does it actually clear the current line which you are typing?
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on December 14, 2010, 06:39:20 pm
Nope, unfortunately not :( I think it's for forms. Not sure, haven't actually used it.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: calcdude84se on December 14, 2010, 06:39:48 pm
Oh, okay. Too bad :P
Edit: 1103. You modded the keyboard driver in OSX to make clear work like on TI Calculators.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Scipi on December 14, 2010, 10:43:24 pm
1096: Stare at the center of this picture for 30 seconds. Now look on the nearby wall. You should see a lobster.
(http://www.opticaliillusions.com/wavy-lines-2.jpg)

1104. You forced yourself to see a lobster.

(Also, ctrl + backspace clears the previous word. Not exactly like clear but close)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on December 15, 2010, 11:07:31 am
Or Option+Backspace if you use a Mac.

1105: You start all your essays and papers with »m.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Yeong on December 15, 2010, 07:44:51 pm
1106: You tries to optimize like TI-BASIC in Java(I do this all the time)
1107: You know the reason why Java's Icon is coffee
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: holmes221b on December 15, 2010, 07:55:55 pm
1108: You've listened to Christmas Carols on your calc.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: FinaleTI on December 15, 2010, 08:02:05 pm
1108: You've listened to Christmas Carols on your calc.
1109: You listened to DJ's Xmas Core on your calculator.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: holmes221b on December 15, 2010, 08:07:52 pm
1109: You listened to DJ's Xmas Core on your calculator.
Does that work on TI-83+?


1110: You know what 42 is in binary.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on December 15, 2010, 08:08:43 pm
1111: You know that the six digits of pi starting at decimal place #242424 are 424242.
1112: You also know that 10! seconds is exactly 42 days.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: squidgetx on December 15, 2010, 08:41:20 pm
1112: You also know that 10! seconds is exactly 42 days.

Really? O_o

edit: holy shit, you're right! :o
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: MRide on December 15, 2010, 08:45:36 pm
Of course he would know something like that, he's Deep Thought.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: squidgetx on December 15, 2010, 08:47:47 pm
Mind blown
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: holmes221b on December 15, 2010, 08:48:24 pm
1113: You know how to figure 1112 out on your calc.
1114: You checked the math for 1112 with the calc you always have handy.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: squidgetx on December 15, 2010, 08:49:55 pm
1115: You did the calculations just as fast with Wabbitemu since you've got it pinned to your taskbar and memorized all the shortcut keys
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on December 15, 2010, 08:58:33 pm
1113: You know how to figure 1112 out on your calc.
1114: You checked the math for 1112 with the calc you always have handy.

1116: You also checked #1111 with your calc.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Scipi on December 15, 2010, 10:30:15 pm
1117. You checked the math in binary.

1118. And then in Hex.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Juju on December 16, 2010, 05:56:28 pm
1119. And in octal.
1120. And in every single base from 2 to 9001.
1121. You even figured out how to do that in base 0 and 1.
1122. Even in negative, non-integer and imaginary bases such as base phi, base pi and base i.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: jnesselr on December 16, 2010, 06:10:11 pm
1123: You invented base pi.
1124: You look at a computer like a calculator, because your calculator is more powerful than your computer.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Darl181 on December 16, 2010, 07:08:32 pm
1125: If you need to remember something, you just put it in the calc's homescreen, you'll without a doubt find it there.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on December 16, 2010, 07:42:45 pm
1126: You factored the Nspire RSA keys in base 1337.
1127: You lost the Game. Again.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Yeong on December 16, 2010, 07:44:19 pm
1128: You lost it so much that you don't even care anymore
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: calcdude84se on December 16, 2010, 09:33:13 pm
1129. You treat and talk about everything in life as if it were a programming project. (Think: debug, code, commit, etc.)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: AngelFish on December 16, 2010, 10:15:49 pm
1130: You've made over 1000 posts on this thread.

1131: You correct #1130 to >9000
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Juju on December 16, 2010, 10:39:28 pm
1129. You treat and talk about everything in life as if it were a programming project. (Think: debug, code, commit, etc.)
1132. Everything you see have a programming reference in it.
1133. You are also convinced that everything in programming has a sexual reference in it. (Really, found lots of them in French. Dunno about English though...)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on December 16, 2010, 11:22:02 pm
Yep, lots. Especially hardware stuff :P
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: calcdude84se on December 16, 2010, 11:24:28 pm
Nuts and screws, male and female...
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on December 18, 2010, 12:29:13 am
For some reasons, when I look at this thread, time always seem to have flowed faster. It seems like the last post was always yesterday. :P

Maybe that happens more when activity is low. :P

1134: You measure time by the number of posts in this thread (http://ourl.ca/7266/154768).
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: AngelFish on December 18, 2010, 12:39:38 am
1135: You've held the record in that thread for more than three days  ;D
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: qazz42 on December 18, 2010, 09:15:14 am
1136: You put a curse on the person who microwaved a calc
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Juju on December 19, 2010, 04:31:34 am
1137: 200 to go: you now count them backwards.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Scipi on December 19, 2010, 10:32:38 pm
1138. You just KNOW that this is going to be bumped up to over 9000.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: apcalc on December 19, 2010, 11:03:50 pm
1139.  You know that your post count is getting close to 666  >:D :devil: :evillaugh:
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on December 20, 2010, 05:57:58 pm
1139.  You know that your post count is getting close to 666  >:D :devil: :evillaugh:

1140: You're the first to notice when anyone's post count reaches that. Or 42, 100, 1000, 1337, or 9000.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: calcdude84se on December 20, 2010, 09:22:31 pm
1141. You use Mimas, even on a computer with other assemblers available.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on December 20, 2010, 09:48:23 pm
1141. You use Mimas, even on a computer with other assemblers available.

1142: You use telnet 83 on Wabbit to connect to the Internet.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on December 20, 2010, 11:08:23 pm
1141. You use Mimas, even on a computer with other assemblers available.
I like this ;D
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Jonius7 on December 21, 2010, 12:24:05 am
whoah up to over 1140
has this been posted before?
1143: omnimaga is your replacement for facebook: social updates meeting with friends etc(even though i go on fb sometimes)
1144: when you play games you think about how they made them and all the work put in them, not just taking in the game for granted
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on December 21, 2010, 12:38:32 am
1144: when you play games you think about how they made them and all the work put in them, not just taking in the game for granted

1145: When you play games you think. And lose.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on December 21, 2010, 02:43:30 pm

1143: omnimaga is your replacement for facebook: social updates meeting with friends etc(even though i go on fb sometimes
On a side note, I could almost turn Omni into a social network if I wanted. There are SMF mods allowing social profiles. However, they're buggy and most allow stuff like blogs and sharing videos. I would rather prefer if people would continue sharing that stuff on the forums. I guess I could always add such mod in the future, though.

Besides that, a like/tweet button besides news or new topics would be nice I think, although it would have to be updated often since FB often updates their layout.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Scipi on December 22, 2010, 12:42:07 am
1146. You wish Omnimaga, Axe, etc. Had facebook pages.

1147. If such pages exist, you'd like them and suggest them to all your friends.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Juju on December 22, 2010, 12:50:24 am
1148. You repeatly poke staff until they makes such page.

Seriously, it's not a bad idea, Omnimaga updates directly in your Facebook wall, that could be nice.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on December 22, 2010, 03:31:53 am
Yeah, I think it would be nice as long as that page has no discussion board, to ensure that the forum activity is not split by the FB page, since many people spend so much time on FB. X.x
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Juju on December 22, 2010, 03:54:43 am
Yep, I think there are no discussion boards on pages, only for groups or something like that...

And anyway, I don't really care about these discussion boards, as they are well hidden in the interface. The average people will only click that Like button, then comment on whatever you posted on your wall, maybe even post little messages. IMHO, the real board is more suited for serious business while Facebook is more intended for posting links like, "hey come on Omnimaga we did this, this happened" and things like that, like whatever you normally post on Facebook, and for promotion ("<insert your name here> likes Omnimaga"). Still, would be fun to see what happens on Omni on Facebook.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on December 22, 2010, 04:24:39 am
Yeah I was thinking more about a page, actually, since groups tends to draw activity away.

Another thing that would be nice is a like button on Omni, so people can also post the stuff on their page.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Munchor on December 22, 2010, 06:13:18 am
1149. Creating an Omnimaga wikipedia page. I bet you got this wrong, but I mean a page like:

www.en.wikipedia.org/wiki/omnimaga

I think it deserves one already :)

Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on December 22, 2010, 02:25:44 pm
Sadly Wikipedia only allows articles about notable organizations that accomplished stuff for the world or notable companies that were very popular. United-TI had a page back in 2006, but it got deleted since it violated Wikipedia's policies. Even ticalc.org has no page there. I believe Kerm tried to have one for Cemetech, but to no avail. To be considered as WIkipedia-worthy, we would most likely need to accomplish the OTcalc project and it would need to be very popular, maybe even as much as HP or Casio calcs.

That said, the site link can always be added to pages such as Calculator gaming, TI-83 Plus or that stuff, if they exists, since it would probably be relevant.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: JosJuice on December 22, 2010, 02:32:57 pm
Sadly Wikipedia only allows articles about notable organizations that accomplished stuff for the world or notable companies that were very popular. United-TI had a page back in 2006, but it got deleted since it violated Wikipedia's policies. Even ticalc.org has no page there. I believe Kerm tried to have one for Cemetech, but to no avail. To be considered as WIkipedia-worthy, we would most likely need to accomplish the OTcalc project and it would need to be very popular, maybe even as much as HP or Casio calcs.

That said, the site link can always be added to pages such as Calculator gaming, TI-83 Plus or that stuff, if they exists, since it would probably be relevant.
Omnimaga is listed as a reference in the TI-84 Plus Series article, actually. That article was what made me find Omnimaga :)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on December 22, 2010, 11:16:03 pm
Really? I know it was listed in the 83+ one, along with several other sites, but then someone removed it because it was considered as advertising and that only the main TI community hub should be referenced (in this case, Ticalc.org)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on December 23, 2010, 12:14:30 am
Yeah, it's still listed on the main 83+/84+ page under the Communities (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TI-83%264_series#Communities) heading and on the 84+ page as a reference (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TI-84_Plus_series#References) (for the 84+ hardware change).

It's also one of the links on the MLC page.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on December 23, 2010, 01:08:15 am
Ah I see, thanks for the links and info. :)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: holmes221b on December 23, 2010, 10:29:27 am
1150. You stay up at night thinking of things to add to this list.
1151. You forget the entire list by the time you log on to Omnimaga the following morning.
1152. The list you forgot could have filled a book as thick as the most recent edition of the Yellow Pages.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on December 23, 2010, 04:31:57 pm
1153: Whenever a new sign is added, you're priinting it off and adding it to the book you're compiling.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: jnesselr on December 23, 2010, 04:33:40 pm
1154: you made your calc into a time machine, and already have the book completely compiled. That's how you knew 1154 was this.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: AngelFish on December 23, 2010, 04:35:39 pm
1155: You look at the people viewing the discussion and hope you're going to ninja someone  :devil:
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Scipi on December 23, 2010, 07:07:18 pm
1154: you made your calc into a time machine, and already have the book completely compiled. That's how you knew 1154 was this.

1156. You used your calc/time machine to see what was going to be 1156, and then changed it.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Juju on December 23, 2010, 07:52:48 pm
1157. You already know that 1158 will be unrelated to 1157 and will be about The Game.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: FinaleTI on December 23, 2010, 07:57:56 pm
1158. You know The Game is related to everything.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Binder News on December 23, 2010, 09:02:48 pm
1159. You, of course, have a teleporter built-in to your calc.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: AngelFish on December 23, 2010, 09:40:49 pm
1160: You've wired #1159 up to the port controlling your wireless modem.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: AngelFish on December 24, 2010, 07:34:54 pm
1161: The first thing you look for on any new electronic device is the AsmPrgm( token :P
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on December 24, 2010, 07:55:25 pm
1162: You get confused whenever you type on a computer keyboard because you can't get letters to display in capitals.

EDIT: W00T I FIGURED IT OUT
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: holmes221b on December 24, 2010, 07:57:37 pm
1162: You can't wait to show off your calc programming skills to your grandparents tomorrow (aka Christmas Day).
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: jnesselr on December 24, 2010, 08:50:23 pm
1163: When someone asks you what the 3rd row 4th column are on a calc, you immediately respond with "vars".
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: AngelFish on December 24, 2010, 08:56:51 pm
1164: You understand what the rows and columns on a calc actually refer to.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Scipi on December 24, 2010, 11:53:34 pm
1165. When someone asks you what is 7th in the catalog you immediately respond ASM(.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Juju on December 25, 2010, 12:12:50 am
1166. The first thing you do after unwrapping all your Christmas presents is to listen to the 7th track of that cover CD of The Lost Fingers, which is Never Gonna Give You Up by Rick Astley...

I seriously did that lol :P
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on December 25, 2010, 01:05:48 am
1163: When someone asks you what the 3rd row 4th column are on a calc, you immediately respond with "vars".

1167: You know what 2ND+[DISTR] > {A:} is.
1168: It's one of your most often-used commands.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: TIfanx1999 on December 25, 2010, 04:55:01 am
1169: Your post count is 4 digits or greater ...
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: fb39ca4 on December 25, 2010, 10:51:49 am
1170. You figure out your post count in hex.
Mine's 1FE, at the time of this post.
1171. Your post count in hex is four digits or greater (though it doesn't apply to me, yet)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Scipi on December 25, 2010, 12:32:54 pm
1172. You posted in Omnimaga from your Kindle.

1173. You rick roll'd your entire friends list on XBL as a Christmas present.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: yunhua98 on December 25, 2010, 12:55:44 pm
1174.  you use chi-squared a lot for programming, not for math.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on December 26, 2010, 12:53:18 am
1175: Your entire family knows of your TI addiction: each family member bought you TI-Nspires/89 Titaniums/Teacher set of 10 TI-83 Plus for Christmas.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: TIfanx1999 on December 26, 2010, 03:11:28 pm
1176:You can't wait for the day your post count reaches 1337, and will be sad when it no longer is. D:
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Munchor on December 26, 2010, 04:32:38 pm
1177: When that day arrives everybody will try to be the first to create a new thread.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: fb39ca4 on December 26, 2010, 08:04:27 pm
1178. You go back and look at the first page of this thread.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Juju on December 28, 2010, 02:02:19 am
1176:You can't wait for the day your post count reaches 1337, and will be sad when it no longer is. D:
1179: Somehow, the 1337 posts easter egg doesn't work on you.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Darl181 on January 10, 2011, 02:44:54 pm
1120: You were surprised that this thread kind of died
1121: You made the first post in this thread for the year 2011 (w00t?)
1122: You use Omni through a proxy
Code: [Select]
1123: You've spent weeks looking for a better proxy--say, one that displays images and allows you to modify your posts1124: You occasionally put subtle hints in some of your posts...
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: apcalc on January 10, 2011, 03:27:18 pm
1120: You were surprised that this thread kind of died

1125. You started crying when you realized this thread kind of died.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on January 10, 2011, 03:55:08 pm
1126: You post five in a row to revive it.
1127: You decide to compile it once it reaches 1337.
1128: You do it on your calculator.
1129: You have nightmares of calculators dying. Alone.
1130: You made a Z80 emu on a TI-Nspire.
1131: You made an Nspire emu on a Z80 calc.
1132: You noticed I posted seven in a row, not five.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: AngelFish on January 10, 2011, 04:35:02 pm
1131: You made an Nspire emu on a Z80 calc.

1133: It runs faster than a real Nspire.
1134: One thing you wrote into your emu was the ability to replace the OS without factoring RSA primes.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: yunhua98 on January 10, 2011, 05:32:46 pm
1135.  You want to post the sign with your post count.  :P
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: willrandship on January 10, 2011, 05:50:24 pm
1136: You refresh the page constantly even though OmnomIRC will tell you about new posts :P
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: jnesselr on January 10, 2011, 05:53:03 pm
1136: You refresh the page constantly even though OmnomIRC will tell you about new posts :P
1137: You know omnomIRC won't tell you about randomness, which includes this topic.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Yeong on January 11, 2011, 06:15:17 pm
1138: You just know it when someone posted in this thread
1139: You always guess it correctly
1140: This thread isn't the only one you can get right
1141: You sense that technology is going backward in world of TI(It's getting crappier and crappier)
1142: Your calc explodes when you type "THE GAME" in there
1143: You managed to get TI-84- Copper edition
1144: You believe that it actually exists.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: willrandship on January 11, 2011, 06:21:27 pm
1145: Your computer is better set up to do calc programming than pc programming, even though it's running linux.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on January 11, 2011, 07:09:47 pm
1146: You actually silver-plated your SE.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Juju on January 11, 2011, 07:50:00 pm
1147: You made your own TI-84+ made in cooper/gold/silver instead of plastic.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on January 11, 2011, 09:41:27 pm
That'd be a nice investment seeing the economy as it is right now :P
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Scipi on January 11, 2011, 11:15:31 pm
1146: You actually silver-plated your SE.

1148: You actually know how to do this
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: fb39ca4 on January 12, 2011, 12:19:33 am
It's too bad the guy who made the new housing for his 89T didn't use titanium :P Titanium is still very expensive though.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Binder News on January 12, 2011, 04:48:53 am
1149. You're up till 5am the night before exams on Omnimaga
1150. You don't care
1151. Because you know you'll ace the exams
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: fb39ca4 on January 12, 2011, 08:14:33 am
/me did that
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Scipi on January 12, 2011, 07:15:57 pm
1152. Programming on your calc is the only thing that keeps you awake in class.

1153. Programming on your calc is the only thing that keeps you sane.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: qazz42 on January 12, 2011, 07:59:45 pm
1154: if you dont program, you die of malnutrition
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on January 12, 2011, 08:01:56 pm
1155: It's your easiest (and hardest) way to lose weight.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Yeong on January 13, 2011, 07:45:53 pm
1156: You worship it
1157: You sacrifice yourself for it
1158: You know you shouldn't mess with crab because crab is the friend of lobster
1159: Shrimp too.
1160: Your brain memory is stored in calc
1161: You're basically screwed if your calc resets for previous reason.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: qazz42 on January 14, 2011, 11:30:14 pm
1. You reset your calc mem, so you are confused now. btw, why is cemetech.. so... blue?
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: fb39ca4 on January 14, 2011, 11:45:47 pm
I was wondering that too. I didn't know omnimaga started hosting sourcecoder, when did that happen ???
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on January 15, 2011, 12:01:02 am
1. You reset your calc mem, so you are confused now. btw, why is cemetech.. so... blue?

Where? ??? It's still the classic brown. Maybe Kerm was testing a new theme or something?
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: AngelFish on January 15, 2011, 12:07:35 am
1158: You know you shouldn't mess with crab because crab is the friend of lobster
1159: Shrimp too.

1163: You're still scared that a specific blue lobster might get his reve-
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on January 15, 2011, 12:50:21 pm
-nge.

I'm immune.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: willrandship on January 15, 2011, 01:56:43 pm
1164: You know the answer, in binary, hexadecimal, and that the original answer was in tertiadecimal (base-13, not sure if that's right:P)

BTW, 110110, 36, plus in base thirteen 6*9=42
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Juju on January 15, 2011, 02:04:51 pm
Douglas Adams don't do jokes in base 13.

1165. Lobsters are everywhere.
1166. You know what a xkcd comic is about just by looking at the link.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: willrandship on January 15, 2011, 02:08:00 pm
yeah yeah, i know :P
1167. You go to your local thrift store, and know exactly where to look for computer parts, and what is valuable and what is junk :P
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on January 15, 2011, 02:40:47 pm
yeah yeah, i know :P
1167. You go to your local thrift store, and know exactly where to look for computer parts, and what is valuable and what is junk :P

1168: And AAA batteries.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: fb39ca4 on January 15, 2011, 10:23:43 pm
1164: You know the answer, in binary, hexadecimal, and that the original answer was in tertiadecimal (base-13, not sure if that's right:P)

BTW, 110110, 36, plus in base thirteen 6*9=42
Just looked it up it's either tri- or tre- decimal
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Darl181 on January 26, 2011, 04:53:48 pm
1169: You got tired of the slide case falling off, you put that grippy electrical tape on the inside (and it stays now!)
1170: Because you lost all of the pads but the big one on the back, you put the grippy tape there as well.

1171: You're sad because this thread keeps dying :(
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Ashbad on January 26, 2011, 04:56:42 pm
1172: you're even more sad because you know you won't post the 1337th post
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: AngelFish on January 26, 2011, 04:58:29 pm
1172: You think this thread should include stuff about the Prizm.

1173: You start off by talking about how you wish your TI-84+SE could be overclocked like your Prizm.

1174: You have a Prizm to overclock.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Ashbad on January 26, 2011, 05:11:42 pm
1175: you're hiding your code for Ti8x calc that overclocks it to 50 mHz
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: holmes221b on January 26, 2011, 05:41:07 pm
1176: You think in TI-Basic (seriously, I'm starting to)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Darl181 on January 26, 2011, 05:57:52 pm
1177: You think in Axe
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: AngelFish on January 26, 2011, 07:04:06 pm
1176: You think in TI-Basic (seriously, I'm starting to)

"1176"->Str1
If inString("think in TI-Basic",Str1:Then
Disp "1178: You understand what Holmes is talking about."
Else
Disp "1178: You don't understand what Holmes is talking about."
End
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on January 26, 2011, 07:09:15 pm
1169: You got tired of the slide case falling off, you put that grippy electrical tape on the inside (and it stays now!)

Huh, that's a good idea. I lost the grippy stuff, though :(
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: JosJuice on January 27, 2011, 01:22:55 am
1176: You think in TI-Basic (seriously, I'm starting to)

:"1176→Str1
:"
:If not(inString("think in TI-Basic",Str1
:" don't
:Disp "1178: You"+Ans+" understand what Holmes is talking about.
1179: You optimize the thoughts of others.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: aeTIos on January 27, 2011, 08:14:13 am
1180: you hate Garbage Collect, it takes always 5 mins because you use reading from archive
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on January 27, 2011, 09:31:39 am
1180: you hate Garbage Collect, it takes always 5 mins because you use reading from archive

1181: You hate it even more because of how often you use it. It's killing your archive, and you know it.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Ashbad on January 27, 2011, 09:39:46 am
1182: nom
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: calcdude84se on January 27, 2011, 09:41:07 am
1182: nom on cherries and Nethams
There, fixed it for ya :P
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: qazz42 on January 27, 2011, 11:23:12 am
1182: nom

1183: NOMNOMNO--- NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP!
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on January 27, 2011, 11:29:23 am
1182: nom

1183: NOMNOMNO--- NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP!

1184: Suddenly Ashley Tisdale pops into your head.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: holmes221b on January 27, 2011, 12:57:22 pm
1185: You try to do assignments in Forensics II using your TI-83+.
1186: You actually get credit for those assignments.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Darl181 on January 27, 2011, 02:37:57 pm
1187: You're so in tune with your calc that when it garbage collects, you walk away and come back just as it finishes (has actually happened, kind of creepy  O.O)
1188: 1187, but for axe compiling apps
1189: You've spent hours on datamath.org (http://datamath.org)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: qazz42 on January 29, 2011, 11:07:29 am
1190: Your entire history is on datamath.org
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Juju on January 29, 2011, 11:45:55 pm
1191: You own some of the ancient calcs shown there.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Xeda112358 on January 30, 2011, 12:34:17 am
1176: You think in TI-Basic (seriously, I'm starting to)
randInt(0,2→A
"I know what you mean.
If A=1
"Really, you do that?
If not(A
"COOL!I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE.
Pause Ans
1192: You cry when somebody takes your calc to use it. Even if they give it back. Who knows what abuses they put my baby calcy through! >_>
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on January 30, 2011, 01:02:46 am
1192: You cry when somebody takes your calc to use it. Even if they give it back. Who knows what abuses they put my baby calcy through! >_>

1193: You wipe your calculator with a soft, soft cloth (with a non-abrasive cleaner) whenever someone returns it to you.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: AngelFish on January 30, 2011, 01:27:52 am
1194: Your idea of Pseudo-code is Assembly language  :P
1195: You know what Pseudo-code is.
1196: You can program in Hex without your calc crashing.
1197: You have lost The Game at least twice in the past two days.
1198: You're waiting to post in the Necropost game thread.
1199: You're hoping not to get ninja'd on your post.
1200: You're excited that you get to post rule #10 in base 1200
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Xeda112358 on January 30, 2011, 11:18:13 am
1194: Your idea of Pseudo-code is Assembly language  :P
1195: You know what Pseudo-code is.
1196: You can program in Hex without your calc crashing.
1197: You have lost The Game at least twice in the past two days.
1198: You're waiting to post in the Necropost game thread.
1199: You're hoping not to get ninja'd on your post.
1200: You're excited that you get to post rule #10 in base 1200
Hey...
>.>
<.<
I split my code up into chunks for that reason...

1201: You still regularly crash your calc to keep with calculator tradition. It also keeps the RAM nice and free.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on January 30, 2011, 11:37:55 am
1194: Your idea of Pseudo-code is Assembly language  :P

1202: You use Brainf*ck for pseudocode.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Yeong on January 30, 2011, 11:49:00 am
1203: You really want to be the one who makes the 1337th post because you know you'll lose the g*** if you don't
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on January 30, 2011, 11:52:54 am
1204: The word "game", when capitalized, is censored by your computer in an attempt to keep you from losing.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: qazz42 on February 01, 2011, 03:03:09 pm
1205: you are passing genetics because you just compare everything to programming



guess who has an A++ so far? :P
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on February 01, 2011, 03:50:22 pm
1205: you are passing genetics because you just compare everything to programming

I actually do that :P
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Happybobjr on February 01, 2011, 04:15:28 pm
1204: The word "game", when capitalized, is censored by your computer in an attempt to keep you from losing.

You do that too!?!?
Sweet, I am normal.

1206: This causes you to lose the game when ever you see something bleeped.

Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on February 01, 2011, 04:24:34 pm
1204: The word "game", when capitalized, is censored by your computer in an attempt to keep you from losing.

You do that too!?!?
Sweet, I am normal.

1206: This causes you to lose the game when ever you see something bleeped.



1207: Whenever you hear the censoring [BLEEP] in TV shows, you automatically assume they said "Game".
/me lost again
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: holmes221b on February 01, 2011, 04:49:30 pm
1208: You know that there's someone at your college who knows about the Game, because you saw the word written in graffiti on a bulletin board there.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on February 01, 2011, 05:01:29 pm
1208: You know that there's someone at your college who knows about the Game, because you saw the word written in graffiti on a bulletin board there.

1209: You feel like "Nspire '07" should be added to this:

(http://blog.hbis.fr/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/the_wall-300x225.jpg)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: willrandship on February 01, 2011, 06:10:22 pm
1210: and Intel Mac '06
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: fb39ca4 on February 03, 2011, 02:36:26 pm
1211: Don't forget MathPrint '10
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: qazz42 on February 03, 2011, 03:09:27 pm
1212: and the new youtube '11
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: holmes221b on February 03, 2011, 04:34:32 pm
1192: You cry when somebody takes your calc to use it. Even if they give it back. Who knows what abuses they put my baby calcy through! >_>
1193: You wipe your calculator with a soft, soft cloth (with a non-abrasive cleaner) whenever someone returns it to you.
1213: You also use a disinfectant.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: qazz42 on February 03, 2011, 06:41:22 pm
But I do, why wouldnt you use one?
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: ruler501 on February 03, 2011, 07:01:20 pm
@qazz42 LOL
1214: You set your computer to automatically go to omnimaga at startup and search for new posts
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on February 03, 2011, 07:12:09 pm
@qazz42 LOL
1214: You set your computer to automatically go to omnimaga at startup and search for new posts

1215: Your computer periodically takes a snapshot of the entire education.ti.com site in case TI accidentally releases important information.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: qazz42 on February 03, 2011, 07:43:27 pm
no, seriously, I actually do use a disinfectant once every month.... I feel it nessicary
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: ruler501 on February 03, 2011, 07:57:49 pm
@qazz42 LOL
1214: You set your computer to automatically go to omnimaga at startup and search for new posts
1215: Your computer periodically takes a snapshot of the entire education.ti.com site in case TI accidentally releases important information.
I didn't think ti ever released important information aren't you supposed to find that out yourself
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: jnesselr on February 03, 2011, 09:42:51 pm
@qazz42 LOL
1214: You set your computer to automatically go to omnimaga at startup and search for new posts
1215: Your computer periodically takes a snapshot of the entire education.ti.com site in case TI accidentally releases important information.
I didn't think ti ever released important information aren't you supposed to find that out yourself
No, your supposed to use your calc as a calc like a good little human. ;-)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Happybobjr on February 03, 2011, 09:51:59 pm
1216:  Changing pages from TI is one of your guilty pleasures.

Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Juju on February 04, 2011, 02:01:22 am
1217: You actually thought 3.00MP is really out and Brandon Wilson now works for TI.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on February 04, 2011, 09:19:52 am
@qazz42 LOL
1214: You set your computer to automatically go to omnimaga at startup and search for new posts
1215: Your computer periodically takes a snapshot of the entire education.ti.com site in case TI accidentally releases important information.
I didn't think ti ever released important information aren't you supposed to find that out yourself

Yeah, there were certain cases. TI once released a pack of PDFs explaining some of the undocumented features ("Unsupported Info") but got rid of it soon after.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: JosJuice on February 04, 2011, 09:26:20 am
@qazz42 LOL
1214: You set your computer to automatically go to omnimaga at startup and search for new posts
1215: Your computer periodically takes a snapshot of the entire education.ti.com site in case TI accidentally releases important information.
I didn't think ti ever released important information aren't you supposed to find that out yourself

Yeah, there were certain cases. TI once released a pack of PDFs explaining some of the undocumented features ("Unsupported Info") but got rid of it soon after.
Didn't they release OS 0.46, too?
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: jnesselr on February 04, 2011, 09:42:16 am
@qazz42 LOL
1214: You set your computer to automatically go to omnimaga at startup and search for new posts
1215: Your computer periodically takes a snapshot of the entire education.ti.com site in case TI accidentally releases important information.
I didn't think ti ever released important information aren't you supposed to find that out yourself

Yeah, there were certain cases. TI once released a pack of PDFs explaining some of the undocumented features ("Unsupported Info") but got rid of it soon after.
Didn't they release OS 0.46, too?
yep, the one with math support.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on February 04, 2011, 09:44:43 am
OS 0.46 was actually leaked, if I remember. I wonder if it's actually more stable than 2.55MP O.O
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: qazz42 on February 04, 2011, 03:50:30 pm
what is OS 0.46 anyways? I forget...

and lol @ that picture :D
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: fb39ca4 on February 04, 2011, 04:03:48 pm
It was a very early version, I believe.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on February 04, 2011, 08:00:39 pm
It was the version with printing capabilities: http://brandonw.net/calculators/print/

EDIT: 69 pages!

>.>
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Darl181 on February 05, 2011, 07:27:31 pm
1218: You read IRC logs in your spare time.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: qazz42 on February 05, 2011, 09:44:01 pm
1218: You read IRC logs in your spare time.

1219: It makes your day to find some of the stupid things you did as a n00b in the logs :S
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Juju on February 05, 2011, 11:41:25 pm
1218: You read IRC logs in your spare time.

1219: It makes your day to find some of the stupid things you did as a n00b in the logs :S
1220: Also works for forum posts.
1221: You are excited you're posting on page 69.
1222: You are also excited you are posting the reply #1K.
1223: Also, your post contains interesting numbers.
1224: The reply #1000 contained a Game lose.
1225: You are losing on nearly every page.
1226: 99% of the posts in Randomness contains a reference to The Game and how you lost it.
1227: And, yet again, you lost. For an uncalculable number of times.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on February 05, 2011, 11:51:58 pm
1228: You lose so much you put it in an interrupt so you don't have to worry about it.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: qazz42 on February 06, 2011, 11:06:53 am
1229: you get a boner from thinking 69 while posting

/runs
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Yeong on February 06, 2011, 10:42:55 pm
1230: You are ready to sold your wife for new version(or very antique version) or calculator XP
1231: You know that 1242 is divisible by 69
1232: You wonder why Yeong reminded number 1242 when he didn't even reached that number yet.
1233: Now you want to post number 1242 to piss him off.
1234: yay 1234.
1235: You can see that Yeong is actually trying to reach 1242.
1236: But you already know that it will never happen because you know you are cooler than Yeong(at least, ur calc)
1237: You have reached over 9000 on on-calc pong game
1238: You are surprised that nspire does NOT come out with ndless
1239: You already relized that TI's idea is going against history(it's getting suckier and suckier)
1240: You want to start the revolution so the textbook tech stuff will change to CASIO instread of TI
1241: You already guessed that Yeong is out of idea D:
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Binder News on February 06, 2011, 10:51:06 pm
1242: If Chuck Norris and Rick Astley get in a battle, you know who will win (not Chuck)!
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: jnesselr on February 06, 2011, 11:18:01 pm
1242: If Chuck Norris and Rick Astley get in a battle, you know who will win (not Chuck)!
Rick Astley would totally win.
1243: You post this only because it is 1-4 in order, and you're awesome like that.

For those of you who noticed, that it wasn't really 1-4 in order, give yourself a plus point

Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on February 06, 2011, 11:47:39 pm
1244: You're trying to convince the PM of GB to end the Game.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Juju on February 07, 2011, 12:53:00 am
1245: You know the PM of GB and you know he will never gonna give up.
9001: You skip to OVER 9000!!! because you are awesome.
1247: You skip back to what it was before because it messes up with the normal order.
1248: Also, you know an interesting fact about each number in the list, such as each number composing 1248 is a power of 2.
1249: You write a dummy sign just to get a given number.
1250: Yay 1250.
1251: OMG where is 1246?
1252: The two last ones were silly. Now back to normal, interesting signs.
1253: You also note this post was posted at 12:53PM.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Eeems on February 07, 2011, 01:04:54 am
1242: If Chuck Norris and Rick Astley get in a battle, you know who will win (not Chuck)!
Rick Astley would totally win.
1243: You post this only because it is 1-4 in order, and you're awesome like that.

For those of you who noticed, that it wasn't really 1-4 in order, give yourself a plus point


No Chuck would win, but Rick wouldn't give you up

EDIT: plus point :)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: jnesselr on February 07, 2011, 07:15:23 am
1242: If Chuck Norris and Rick Astley get in a battle, you know who will win (not Chuck)!
Rick Astley would totally win.
1243: You post this only because it is 1-4 in order, and you're awesome like that.

For those of you who noticed, that it wasn't really 1-4 in order, give yourself a plus point


No Chuck would win, but Rick wouldn't give you up

EDIT: plus point :)
Lol, so true.
Yay, good job
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Ikkerens on February 08, 2011, 01:25:00 pm
1254: You remember/say/think of number in hex :w00t:
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on February 08, 2011, 06:19:22 pm
1255: You feel a pang of guilt every time this thread goes on a new page and you haven't even read the previous page.
1256: This also applies to every other thread in the forum.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: holmes221b on February 08, 2011, 07:26:40 pm
1218: You read IRC logs in your spare time.
1256: You read IRC logs even when it's not your spare time.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: jnesselr on February 09, 2011, 12:42:13 pm
1218: You read IRC logs in your spare time.
1256: You read IRC logs even when it's not your spare time.
1257: You have spare time? Programmers shouldn't have "spare time".
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: AngelFish on February 09, 2011, 01:20:41 pm
1258: Your next post is a subtle reference to post pointed to by {157*8+2}
1259: You can do division in [at least] three different languages and bases.
1260: Fibonacci11
1261: You know that someone will eventually post an indirect pointer to emaG ehT.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: holmes221b on February 09, 2011, 02:48:17 pm
1257: You have spare time? Programmers shouldn't have "spare time".
I don't even know what is precisely meant by "spare time", since everyone has the same amount of time...well, unless you include the minimal variations in time caused by gravity (note that I'm only talking about Earth here, as gravity causes a larger variation in time between planets).


1262: You probably could code a program to calculate the variation in time caused by gravity.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Binder News on February 09, 2011, 03:00:51 pm
Spare time? I gave that up long ago. Now, I only have coding time, Omnimaga time, or time in which I'm supposed to be doing something else, but I'm doing one of the first 2 instead. :)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Yeong on February 09, 2011, 03:08:35 pm
1263: You strongly believe that this forum will save the world after at 2012 XD
1264: You rarely use calc for math purpose since most of the things you do it on ur head
1265: For you, the only purpose of calc is for programming
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: jnesselr on February 09, 2011, 03:12:58 pm
1263: You strongly believe that this forum will save the world after at 2012 XD
1266: You used your calc to prove that 2012 never happened.  I say happened, because you also use it as a time machine.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: holmes221b on February 09, 2011, 04:10:10 pm
1267: You know that the Mayan Calendar is just like any other calendar--when the year is over, you get a new one (and if you didn't know that already, you do now).
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Yeong on February 10, 2011, 05:44:50 pm
1268: You know that Mayan failed to calculate the apoclypse right because they have used the ancient version of TI
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: holmes221b on February 10, 2011, 05:54:43 pm
1268: You know that Mayan failed to calculate the apoclypse right because they have used the ancient version of TI
1269: You know that the apocalypse is a lie. Like cake.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: ztrumpet on February 10, 2011, 05:59:13 pm
1270: You just thought of the title screen for Portal X. :P
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Yeong on February 10, 2011, 06:10:10 pm
1271: 2012 apoclypse is about THE GAME being over and Rickroll being un-meme'd.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: AngelFish on February 10, 2011, 06:26:13 pm
1271: You simulate your calc's processor on paper to play games after a test where calcs aren't allowed.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: fb39ca4 on February 10, 2011, 07:15:45 pm
1272: You simulate your whole calc with redstone in minecraft, using pressure plates for the keys and even having a screen made out of redstone torches.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Juju on February 10, 2011, 10:36:06 pm
1273: Your calculator is made à la MacGyver, i.e. made of duct tape and paperclips.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: AngelFish on February 10, 2011, 10:58:56 pm
1272: You simulate your whole calc with redstone in minecraft, using pressure plates for the keys and even having a screen made out of redstone torches.

1274: You've ported Doors CS and gCn to it.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Darl181 on February 14, 2011, 07:13:27 pm
(http://qrcode.kaywa.com/img.php?s=5&d=1275%3A%20You%20post%20in%20QR%20code%0D%0A1276%3A%20You%27re%20reading%20this%0D%0A1277%3A%20You%20made%20this%20in%20under%20a%20minute%0D%0A1278%3A%20You%20can%20read%20this%20without%20decoding%20this%20%28actually%2C%20that%20would%20denote%20a%20nerd%2C%20but%20w%2Fe%29)
(http://www.terryburton.co.uk/barcodewriter/generator/tmp/4845965208fb9b620b9bb167eadc44295b351861/barcode.png)
Yes, there's signs in there.
http://www.terryburton.co.uk/barcodewriter/generator/

edit: ok, idk what happened to the second one...
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on February 14, 2011, 07:33:58 pm
1272: You simulate your whole calc with redstone in minecraft, using pressure plates for the keys and even having a screen made out of redstone torches.

1276: You simulate Minecraft with your calc.
1277: You simulate your calc with rocks: http://xkcd.com/505/
1278: You make a particle simulator with your calc.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: holmes221b on February 14, 2011, 07:54:11 pm
1277: You simulate your calc with rocks
Actually did that today during geology lab (I was bored waiting for everyone else to finish their tests, so I started playing around with the samples).
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Juju on February 15, 2011, 12:57:42 am
1272: You simulate your whole calc with redstone in minecraft, using pressure plates for the keys and even having a screen made out of redstone torches.

1276: You simulate Minecraft with your calc.
1277: You simulate your calc with rocks: http://xkcd.com/505/
1278: You make a particle simulator with your calc.
1279: You run a particle simulator on the calc you simulated in Minecraft, which you simulated with a calc you simulated with rocks.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on February 15, 2011, 09:15:02 am
1272: You simulate your whole calc with redstone in minecraft, using pressure plates for the keys and even having a screen made out of redstone torches.

1276: You simulate Minecraft with your calc.
1277: You simulate your calc with rocks: http://xkcd.com/505/
1278: You make a particle simulator with your calc.
1279: You run a particle simulator on the calc you simulated in Minecraft, which you simulated with a calc you simulated with rocks.

1279: You simulate rocks with your calc x.x
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Darl181 on February 15, 2011, 10:32:45 am
1280: You simulate your calc using butterflies, making little pockets in the air, which in turn is emulating rocks which are emulating a calc which is simulating PindurTI on a computer.
Continue it as you will :P
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: holmes221b on February 15, 2011, 02:14:15 pm
1281: You don't get a headache from all that.
1282: You were able to follow all of that as well.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on February 15, 2011, 03:50:59 pm
1283: You understand the calculator pun in this sentence.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Scipi on February 15, 2011, 08:51:22 pm
1284: Your calc can beat WATSON in a game of Jeopardy.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Juju on February 15, 2011, 08:55:32 pm
1284: Your calc can beat WATSON in a game of Jeopardy.
1285: Your calc is actually Watson.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: apcalc on February 15, 2011, 09:02:53 pm
1286. You cry when OmnomIRC is down.  :'(
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: holmes221b on February 15, 2011, 09:08:29 pm
1284: Your calc can beat WATSON in a game of Jeopardy.
1285: Your calc is actually Watson.
1287: Your calc is actually Watson's best friend, Holmes.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: PeonHero on February 15, 2011, 10:11:00 pm
1288: You bring your calculator with you, literally everywhere.
1289: When you're on a bus or a plane or somewhere where you have nothing to do, you take out your calculator and play with it.
1290: You dream about TI-Cell Phone, a TI design calculator, but it can make calls and text other people.
1291: You can type 1+2+3+4....+100 in less than a minute
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on February 15, 2011, 11:07:05 pm
1290: You dream about TI-Cell Phone, a TI design calculator, but it can make calls and text other people.

http://clrhome.blogspot.com/2010/08/ti-phone-released.html

1291: You can type 1+2+3+4....+100 in less than a minute

1292: You can calculate that faster on your calc than in your head.
1293: You actually practice and time yourself typing words.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Yeong on February 16, 2011, 07:48:28 am
1294: You strongly believe that ur calc will save the world from 2012 apocolypse
1295: Your calc can divide by 0 and not get error.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on February 16, 2011, 09:19:27 am
1296: Remember that calculator you were emulating the universe with? You accidentally divided by zero, and that universe suddenly went out of existence.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Juju on February 16, 2011, 02:43:02 pm
1297: Your calc is currently calculating what is the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe and Everything, after having calculated that the answer is 42.
1298: Your calc did it faster than Deep Thought.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Scipi on February 16, 2011, 03:02:01 pm
1299: Your calc is the computer that was designed by the computer Deep Thought designed. (The Earth)

EDIT: For clarification
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on February 16, 2011, 03:33:38 pm
It's the Earth? O.O
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Scipi on February 17, 2011, 04:41:12 pm
It's the Earth? O.O
No it's the computer the Earth designed.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: willrandship on February 17, 2011, 05:58:52 pm
1300: You already know the question: "What do you get when you multiply 6 and 9?"

It's really in the series! there's 5 books, BTW

hint: base 13
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: holmes221b on February 17, 2011, 06:02:45 pm
1301: You know that the five book series is a trilogy (it really is)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: willrandship on February 17, 2011, 06:08:40 pm
True, :P there's also a new one out now. Can't remember what it's called.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on February 17, 2011, 06:39:57 pm
"And another thing..." (by Eion Colfer)

The ultimate trilogy. Six books.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Juju on February 17, 2011, 07:55:13 pm
1302: You know that a trilogy is always more than 3 books.
1303: You don't do jokes in base 13.
1304: You correct the above post. It's Eoin Colfer, not Eion.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Scipi on February 18, 2011, 07:13:18 pm
1305: You got excited when you heard there was a sixth book coming out.

1306: You got even more excited when you found out it was being written by Eoin Colfer.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on February 18, 2011, 07:45:48 pm
1307: You're really excited that this list is now into the 1300s.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: holmes221b on February 18, 2011, 08:13:20 pm
1308: You're surprised it even took this long to reach this point.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: jnesselr on February 18, 2011, 09:56:28 pm
1309: You feel as if it is your duty as a mega geek to post >9000 of these to get to 1337.
1310: You took parts from old calculators and put them together like Dr. Frankenstein did.
1311: You created a hub on gCn that lets all the calcs in the world talk to each other, so you can have a super-computer
1312: You've used that supercomputer to emulate a very large calculator with 200TB of storage. (But memory access is so slow...)
1313: You notice this number is 1313 which is 13*101.  Awesome. math==fun.
1314: You get tired of posting, so you pass the torch calc as triumphantly as possible.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on February 18, 2011, 09:58:01 pm
1315: You win.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: jnesselr on February 18, 2011, 10:20:47 pm
1316: You steal back the torch calc, because obviously Deep Thought likes losing. ;-)
1317: This is made up of 13 and 17, both of which are prime, and multiply to 221.
1318: This has made you realize how pointless your life is, and how you are going to have to re-read all of these later.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Happybobjr on February 18, 2011, 11:06:21 pm
1319:  You are thinking of posting many things so the king can get numb3r 1337.
1320:  You sing Never Gonna Give You Up, in the shower.
1321:  You started or are starting a calculator programming club at school (yep, thats right :P )
1322:  (_)   ( /-\ /\/   |2 3 3 |)   + |-| | 5

1323:  |_|   \/\/ |2 | -|- 3   | /\/   1337   50   |_| |2   -|- 3 /-\ ( |-| 3 |2 5   ( /-\ /\/ ' -|-   |2 3 3 |)   |_| |2   /\/ 0 -|- 3 ' 5.

1324:  |_|   |) 0 /\/ ' -|-   /\/ 0 -|- | ( 3    |_| |2   |2 3 3 |) | /\/ 9   1337.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: jnesselr on February 19, 2011, 12:15:49 am
1325. You have a prince and are king
1326. You've memorized the YouTube link for rickrolls
1327. You know how to say "the game" in 42 different languages
1328. You wake up in the middle of the night to post on omnimaga
1329. You are so good at ninja'ing that you can sense when it's about to happen, finish your post, and ninja someone else.
1330. You watch anime on your calc
1331. You dissect USB routines in ASM by hand using calcsys.
1332. You have a permanent fear of lobsters. Specifically the blue kind.
1333. You solve complex real life problems with your calc
1334. Your calc is your date to prom
1335. You get updates on your calculator from omnimaga
1336. You are typing this post on your calculator
1337. You realize how much of an accomplishment this really is.

Yay!

EDIT: anyone up for 9001 reasons?
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Darl181 on February 19, 2011, 01:02:51 am
Yay! only 7664 more signs to 9001!
Let's do it ;D
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on February 19, 2011, 10:50:03 am
And boom, we're at 1337!
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: ztrumpet on February 19, 2011, 10:55:17 am
1338. You've looked for Blue Lobster Bennie Babies...
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on February 19, 2011, 11:40:03 am
1339: "What do you mean you don't sell those?"
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Darl181 on February 19, 2011, 04:10:59 pm
1340: You've learned how to beat a blockdude level by watching apcalc's avatar ;)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: PeonHero on February 19, 2011, 04:31:50 pm
1290: You dream about TI-Cell Phone, a TI design calculator, but it can make calls and text other people.

http://clrhome.blogspot.com/2010/08/ti-phone-released.html


Never knew about that before!
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: TIfanx1999 on February 19, 2011, 07:44:48 pm
Ah fuck, someone got 1337. =( Oh well, at least it was the KING. :D

1341: You're so upset that someone else posted 1337 you take out your frustration by coding 1337 WFRNG's. In one day... and uploading them to Ticalc.org ...  ;D
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: turiqwalrus on February 19, 2011, 09:48:05 pm
407. You know the URL's of all rickrolls.
1326 is already done

1342: you spent half an hour trawling through 30 pages just to find this :P
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Snake X on February 19, 2011, 10:16:12 pm
1320:  You sing Never Gonna Give You Up, in the shower.

... .. . .... .../me runs
sad, but true. More than once lol
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Darl181 on February 19, 2011, 11:29:51 pm
1343: You know you can just click Print (http://www.omnimaga.org/index.php?action=printpage;topic=3544.0) in the bottom-right corner of the page and search from there
1344: You figured that out on your own ;)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on February 19, 2011, 11:33:35 pm
Whoa, that's huge O.O
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Darl181 on February 20, 2011, 02:49:45 am
1345: You have more respect then half the people on this forum have posts/me glances at DJ
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Netham45 on February 20, 2011, 02:59:43 am
1346: You explode.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Darl181 on February 20, 2011, 03:03:34 am
1347: When you see this image
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_exe1LD3mn5Y/S9BxNZySROI/AAAAAAAAAGQ/LQxghbS1wb8/s1600/PS3-Avatar-video-game-cover.jpg)
you lose

1348: You can spell A-c-e-l-g-o-y-o-b-i-s and you know what that is
/me lost for the second time today
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on February 20, 2011, 09:07:13 am
1347: When you see this image
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_exe1LD3mn5Y/S9BxNZySROI/AAAAAAAAAGQ/LQxghbS1wb8/s1600/PS3-Avatar-video-game-cover.jpg
you lose

1349: Hence you avoid every video Game store in town.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Darl181 on February 20, 2011, 11:24:04 am
1350: You wish video game stores had calculators...forget Game Boy, pickup a Prizm...
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Munchor on February 20, 2011, 12:12:49 pm
1350: You wish video game stores had calculators...forget Game Boy, pickup a Prizm...

1351: And you could rent calculators at those shops.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: fb39ca4 on February 20, 2011, 08:05:25 pm
1352. You would risk losing the game to go rent a Prizm.
1353. You lose the game when you bring a cat to a gunfight.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Juju on February 20, 2011, 09:42:50 pm
1347: When you see this image
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_exe1LD3mn5Y/S9BxNZySROI/AAAAAAAAAGQ/LQxghbS1wb8/s1600/PS3-Avatar-video-game-cover.jpg
you lose

1349: Hence you avoid every video Game store in town.
1354: And that's also why you avoid watching Lost.
Spoiler For Spoiler:
(http://pictures.mastermarf.com/blog/2008/080418-lost-the-game.jpg)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Darl181 on February 20, 2011, 10:08:11 pm
Wow, I've seen that image like three times now...

Also, lolwut?  Bringing cats to a gunfight? ???
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: jnesselr on February 20, 2011, 10:13:01 pm
1354: And that's also why you avoid watching Lost.
1355: You are so good at the game, you still haven't lost from that.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on February 20, 2011, 10:22:32 pm
1354: And that's also why you avoid watching Lost.
1355: You are so good at the game, you still haven't lost from that.

1356: You've gotten so good at the game, you don't lose anymore even from browsing 20+ hours a day on Omni.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: fb39ca4 on February 20, 2011, 11:57:02 pm
Wow, I've seen that image so three times now...

Also, lolwut?  Bringing cats to a gunfight? ???
One time I did something utterly pointless, and my friend compared it to bringing a cat to a gunfight.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Yeong on February 21, 2011, 03:11:06 pm
1357: You're so good that looking or hearing the word "THE GAME" won't effect you from thinking about it
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: yunhua98 on February 21, 2011, 03:34:56 pm
this is really late, but:
the pattern in http://xkcd.com/505/
I made an Axe program just to show that yesterday, except I came up with making the program independently :P

referring to the rocks pattern its showing of course.  ;)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: fb39ca4 on February 21, 2011, 08:47:51 pm
1358. You own a trained attack lobster.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on February 21, 2011, 09:55:40 pm
1359: You get calls from PETA asking about reports about a large, cherry-flavoured lizard in your backyard.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Juju on February 21, 2011, 10:03:11 pm
1360: They also complain about a giant squirrel. Omni's a real zoo here.
1361: You can't find any juju2143s. Also, you're pretty sure there's no juju2143 on Omnimaga and that he never existed or will never exist.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: jnesselr on February 21, 2011, 10:31:17 pm
1359: You get calls from PETA asking about reports about a large, cherry-flavored lizard in your backyard.
Fixed ^
1362: You were the one that found out it was cherry-flavored....
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: AngelFish on February 21, 2011, 10:36:36 pm
1363: You're a magical Fish who happens to know an electrical bat, a freakishly blue Lobster, a Squirrel, and a cherry flavored dragon [who likes to nibble on you].
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on February 21, 2011, 10:38:42 pm
And me.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Yeong on February 28, 2011, 05:21:30 pm
1364: you know this is dying because 1337 has been passed.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on February 28, 2011, 06:12:33 pm
1365: You would never let it die. Ever.
1366: You've repainted your ON button to read "AWAKEN".
1367: You don't actually own a calculator. It's all in your head.
1368: You're still one of the most popular calculator authors around.
1369: You don't program on a calculator. Your calculator is programming on you.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: yunhua98 on February 28, 2011, 06:14:08 pm
My signs: http://pastebin.com/yhcAkUgd

EDIT:  darn, I got ninja'd, oh well, start at #1370  :P

EDIT2: use this one.  :P
http://pastebin.com/5Rti3g0q
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on February 28, 2011, 06:17:44 pm
1370: No. You ban yunhua98 for this sacrilegious act.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: yunhua98 on February 28, 2011, 06:19:33 pm
1371: fine.  :P
1372: Your calculator is writing these signs for you
1373: It's a published author
1374: Its pen name is J. K. Rowling
1375: You know that J. K. Rowling isn't Joann K. Rowling but rather Just Kidding Rowling (unrelated to TI at all XD)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on February 28, 2011, 06:40:21 pm
1376: Your calculator beat Watson. Twelve years ago.
1377: You type on a modified keyboard that reflects how the keys are laid out on WabbitEmu.
1378: You type on a modified keyboard that reflects how the keys are laid out on WabbitEmu Mac.
1379: You know what the difference is.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: yunhua98 on February 28, 2011, 07:17:29 pm
1380: Watson is your calculator, and exact copy of it.  But that was twelve years ago.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: AngelFish on February 28, 2011, 07:25:52 pm
1381: Watson was your TI-81, twelve years ago. Your current TI-84+ SE is significantly more powerful.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: jnesselr on February 28, 2011, 08:49:34 pm
1382: You're currently emulating watson and deep blue on your calc.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on February 28, 2011, 08:50:42 pm
1383: Let's throw HAL in there too.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: FinaleTI on February 28, 2011, 08:52:26 pm
1381: Watson was your TI-81, twelve years ago. Your current TI-84+ SE is significantly more powerful.
1384: Watson was your TI-108, your most capable calculator.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: TIfanx1999 on March 01, 2011, 05:14:16 am
1385:You have become adept at using the '"<offtopic>" tag.
1386: You consider making a custom emoticon for the "<offtopic>" tag for omni. =)
1387:As soon as this thread hit 1337 you began waiting for your chance to post the 9001th sign. =)
<off topic>
1352. You would risk losing the game to go rent a Prizm.
1353. You lose the game when you bring a cat to a gunfight.
Wow, I've seen that image so three times now...

Also, lolwut?  Bringing cats to a gunfight? ???
One time I did something utterly pointless, and my friend compared it to bringing a cat to a gunfight.
I unno, I think i could win a gun fight with a cat... =)
</offtopic>
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Yeong on March 01, 2011, 07:06:24 am
1388: You're happy because Yeong somehow managed to revive this topic again  ;D
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on March 01, 2011, 09:29:08 am
<off topic>
1352. You would risk losing the game to go rent a Prizm.
1353. You lose the game when you bring a cat to a gunfight.
Wow, I've seen that image so three times now...

Also, lolwut?  Bringing cats to a gunfight? ???
One time I did something utterly pointless, and my friend compared it to bringing a cat to a gunfight.
I unno, I think i could win a gun fight with a cat... =)
</offtopic>

1389: You bring your calculator along as bullet-proof armor.
1390: It's actually bullet-proof.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Xeda112358 on March 02, 2011, 01:55:54 am
1391: You find yourself quoting "Omnomnom" in conversations.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Yeong on March 04, 2011, 09:17:23 pm
1392:If you think of Rickroll, you think of Omnimaga(or vice versa)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on March 04, 2011, 11:14:38 pm
1392:If you think of Rickroll, you think of Omnimaga(or vice versa)

1393: And the Game, etc.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: ruler501 on March 05, 2011, 12:31:29 am
Wait my calc is bullet proof I added kevlar to its casing...
jk I should though
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Juju on March 05, 2011, 01:10:17 am
1392:If you think of Rickroll, you think of Omnimaga(or vice versa)

1393: And the Game, etc.
1394: Same goes for lobsters and peanuts.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on March 05, 2011, 09:38:34 am
Wait my calc is bullet proof I added kevlar to its casing...
jk I should though

http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/27665822

A TI-83 Plus really did save a student from a bullet.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Scipi on March 05, 2011, 10:55:52 am
1395. You want a dev version of Project Paradise.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: yunhua98 on March 05, 2011, 11:22:48 am
who doesn't?  :P
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: jnesselr on March 05, 2011, 12:12:55 pm
who doesn't?  :P
TI and lolis?
1396: You're going to use it to watch anime. :P
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on March 05, 2011, 12:50:34 pm
who doesn't?  :P
TI and lolis?
1396: You're going to use it to watch anime. :P

Or something else :P J/k, it'd be a waste of a perfectly good dev environment ;)

1397: You already have a list of things you're going to port to Project Paradise.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: yunhua98 on March 05, 2011, 12:52:38 pm
1398.  You've already done them
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: AngelFish on March 05, 2011, 02:24:47 pm
1397: You already have a list of things you're going to port to Project Paradise.

1399: One of them includes the Internet...

...The ENTIRE Internet.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Freyaday on March 05, 2011, 02:29:12 pm
1400: The music on your calc comes out of the USB. You have a custom set of headphones just for this.
1401: Your calc has a web browser. It surfs the web faster than your PC. And YouTube looks AWESOME.
1402: You combine the above two facts to rickroll your friends in style.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on March 05, 2011, 05:09:13 pm
1403:

(http://goldcoaster.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/the_internet_on_one_disk.jpg)

On a calculator.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: AngelFish on March 05, 2011, 05:17:12 pm
O.O

That's some insane data compression.

1404: You drool a little whenever someone talks about color on a calculator.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Freyaday on March 05, 2011, 06:02:12 pm
1405: Sign 1403 Isn't the cause of signs 1401 & 1402
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: willrandship on March 05, 2011, 08:44:43 pm
1406: It's really because of this:
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on March 06, 2011, 12:29:21 am
1407: No, this (couldn't resist ;D):

(http://clrhome.co.cc/images/archives.jpg)

Yeah, I know there was a ticalc.org CD.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Freyaday on March 06, 2011, 01:06:35 am
1408: Actually, It's because you frankensteined your PSP together with your 84 keypad and made your own UMD to create what the Nspire CX should've been.
1409: Your Frankencalc took over the world once, but peace broke out and it got bored. You don't renember this because you were asleep at the time.
1410: The Omnimaga backgroud is your wallpaper. Not just the one on your desktop and your Frankencalc, but the wallpaper on your actual, physical walls, too.
1411: Your calculator's a Real Boy now.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: jnesselr on March 06, 2011, 01:56:27 pm
1411: Your calculator's a Real Boy now.
1412: Yours is a girl.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Freyaday on March 06, 2011, 05:21:33 pm
1413: YOU'VE GOT BLISTERS ON YOUR FINGERS!
1414: You always choose the appropriate units when measuring something. That way everything is OVER 9000!.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: willrandship on March 06, 2011, 06:08:13 pm
I hate finger blisters, got them when digging a sidewalk.

1415: Your keyboard is set to "programmer" mode by default (symbols don't need shift, numbers on the top do! but you can still use numpad)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: ralphdspam on March 06, 2011, 06:14:49 pm
588: When you start counting the signs in Hex
1413: YOU'VE GOT BLISTERS ON YOUR FINGERS!
Umm... ... Helter Skelter?
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Freyaday on March 06, 2011, 06:48:46 pm
1417: You wrote a calc program that counts how many different outfits Lady GaGa wears in each of her music videos. It not only works, but has developed a particular fondness for "Telephone".
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: ralphdspam on March 06, 2011, 07:37:48 pm
58A: Your calculator predicts how many outfits Lady Gaga will wear in her next music video.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Freyaday on March 06, 2011, 08:14:39 pm
1419: Your calculator doesn't have to predict how many outfits Lady GaGa will wear in her next music video--it just goes up and asks her.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: yunhua98 on March 06, 2011, 08:21:00 pm
1420: your calculator has rebelled against you before.  :o
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: ralphdspam on March 06, 2011, 08:23:54 pm
10110001101: Your calculator can make its own music and sing it too.
[this is becoming more and more ridiculous]

EDIT: I am apparently in the first second group of people.  I forgot the joke.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: yunhua98 on March 06, 2011, 08:31:10 pm
10110001110b: you're surprised we haven't reached a decimal number with these digits yet.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on March 06, 2011, 08:49:37 pm
58A: Your calculator predicts how many outfits Lady Gaga will wear in her next music video.

1423: It's always right.
1424: That's because Lady Gaga now uses your calculator as a planning guide.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: apcalc on March 06, 2011, 09:01:58 pm
1425. You're name is present somewhere at TI's headquarters
1426. That "somewhere" is their "Wanted:  Dead or Alive" list :P
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Juju on March 06, 2011, 09:08:30 pm
58A: Your calculator predicts how many outfits Lady Gaga will wear in her next music video.

1423: It's always right.
1424: That's because Lady Gaga now uses your calculator as a planning guide.
1427: Your calculator is in fact Lady Gaga's outfit designer.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on March 06, 2011, 09:08:48 pm
1425. You're name is present somewhere at TI's headquarters
1426. That "somewhere" is their "Wanted:  Dead or Alive" list :P

1428: You are listed as an "Nemy of the Empire (http://ourl.ca/9001/169343)."
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Freyaday on March 06, 2011, 10:02:08 pm
1429: The movie "Weird Science" happened to you, but with your calc.
Just as you planned.
1430: Your calc has more common sense than you do. Sadly, this is not saying much.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Darl181 on March 07, 2011, 12:17:25 am
1431: You also lose when you see this
(http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff282/skylar88ca/Williams/FUNHOUSE_1990_F_1.jpg)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Freyaday on March 07, 2011, 02:45:19 am
1432: You've contributed to Randomness/Utter Chaos.
1433: You have a time machine. Your calc built it for you out of some skeletons it had lying around in its closet.
1434: Your calc has its own personal closet.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Scipi on March 07, 2011, 04:14:05 pm
101435: Your calc began the resistance movement against The Empire.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Freyaday on March 07, 2011, 06:07:20 pm
1436: 1435 is be cause the calc leading the resistance is Frankencalc, who is trying to stop your other calc, the leader of the Empire, from releasing something better than Frankencalc.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: ztrumpet on March 07, 2011, 07:02:03 pm
Why does this sound vaguely like TI's MP OSes vs all of the 3rd Party ones....
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Darl181 on March 20, 2011, 06:40:27 pm
1437: you have an MSD8X flash drive
1438: It takes you half an hour to organize said drive (very true story :P)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: AngelFish on March 20, 2011, 06:47:13 pm
Why does this sound vaguely like TI's MP OSes vs all of the 3rd Party ones....

Because the King has left the building!

And if that made any sense to you, you probably need to have your head checked.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: ruler501 on March 20, 2011, 07:06:25 pm
where do I go to get my head checked?
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: turiqwalrus on March 20, 2011, 07:07:50 pm
to me!/me whacks ruler's head with a large mallet.
Better?
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: ruler501 on March 20, 2011, 07:14:11 pm
o but now I see strange purple/black cloud swirling around my head
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: turiqwalrus on March 20, 2011, 07:17:27 pm
/me whacks ruler again, this time with a spiked mallet.
Now you don't see it, 'cuz you're dead ;D
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Darl181 on March 20, 2011, 07:18:21 pm
1439: You successfully revive three threads in a few hours ;D
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on March 20, 2011, 07:29:12 pm
1440:
Quote
Never gonna give it up,
Never gonna let it die,
Never gonna run around
And ignore this
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: FinaleTI on March 20, 2011, 07:39:27 pm
Why does this sound vaguely like TI's MP OSes vs all of the 3rd Party ones....

Because the King has left the building!

And if that made any sense to you, you probably need to have your head checked.
It makes perfect sense.
The King could be an analogy for all of TI's 'good' (good being a relative term) OSes. Since he's left the building, they are only making the bad MP OSes, thus prompting a comparison to the 3rd party Oses, which are going to be much better.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: ruler501 on March 20, 2011, 07:42:42 pm
Turiqwalrus you hit my kevlar full body suit. Its just blunt force which i survive
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on March 21, 2011, 12:38:10 pm
1441: You code in binary and convert it to hex.
1442: You code in BrainF_ck, which is supported natively by your calculator.
1443: You code by sending pulses at just the right times through the link port.
1444: On the computer, you code in Z80 and convert it to Java/Python/C.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: fb39ca4 on March 21, 2011, 02:36:30 pm
1445: Your calculator programs you.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Freyaday on March 21, 2011, 04:31:22 pm
1446: Your calculator is you.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on March 21, 2011, 06:18:08 pm
1446: Your calculator is you.

1447: Your calculator is a living organism. You are property of your calculator.

EDIT: LAAT! :w00t:
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Freyaday on March 21, 2011, 06:42:45 pm
1448: You are a calculator.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Juju on March 21, 2011, 07:11:14 pm
1449: You receive calls from PETA for mistreating your calculator.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Freyaday on March 22, 2011, 12:49:45 am
1450: The PETA recieves calls from your calc telling them to stop harrassing you.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: fb39ca4 on March 22, 2011, 05:03:23 pm
1451: Your calc, a being much more compassionate than you, makes you stop harassing lobsters.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Freyaday on March 22, 2011, 05:16:29 pm
1452: You've made it this far in reading this list.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: fb39ca4 on March 22, 2011, 05:17:27 pm
1452: You copy this list onto your calc and read it from there.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Freyaday on March 22, 2011, 05:19:00 pm
1454: You don't need to copy this list to your calc--you're reading it on your calc's web browser.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on March 22, 2011, 05:30:38 pm
1454: You don't need to copy this list to your calc--you're reading it on your calc's web browser.

1455: You don't even have to do that -- this list has been in your calculator's memory since the dawn of time.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: jnesselr on March 22, 2011, 05:32:30 pm
1456: Your calc IS the internet.
1457: Your calc is actually simulating mankind.  Yes, that means it's simulating itself simulating mankind too.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: willrandship on March 22, 2011, 05:54:14 pm
1458: Your calc simulates mankind faster than Real Life.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: AngelFish on March 22, 2011, 06:00:15 pm
1459: Your calc is so advanced that it's developed a sleep cycle to cool down during its intense daytime processing and constantly suffers from sleep deprivation.

1460: It developed a pill to cure said sleep deprivation simply because it didn't like the feeling.

1461: It built a new owner who took better care of it afterwards.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: willrandship on March 22, 2011, 06:02:53 pm
1462: That owner became GLaDoS
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Freyaday on March 22, 2011, 06:17:08 pm
1463: And your calc's the reason she's Still Alive.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Happybobjr on March 23, 2011, 07:51:07 am
1464:  you tried, from 10 to 12, to make a female voice for your calc.  She really is a beautiful calculator.

Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: jnesselr on March 23, 2011, 10:54:11 am
Wait, your calc can say words now?
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Freyaday on March 23, 2011, 11:26:01 am
1465: Your calc is now a gynoid. (Female android)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Ikkerens on March 24, 2011, 03:37:55 am
1466: You plan to get married with your calc.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Freyaday on March 24, 2011, 03:42:51 am
1467: And your parents mistakenly left you two alone in a room together.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: jnesselr on March 24, 2011, 06:11:49 pm
1466: And your parents mistakenly left you two alone in a room together.
And you made the mistake of getting ninja'd and/or using the same number.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Freyaday on March 24, 2011, 06:19:12 pm
Wait--that didn't make any sense.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: jnesselr on March 24, 2011, 06:41:35 pm
Wait--that didn't make any sense.
Look at the post right before yours.  They both have number 1466.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: SirCmpwn on March 24, 2011, 06:56:07 pm
Fourteen-sixty-eight: You start an OS project intended for use in participating in the community. *Cough* Eeems
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Juju on March 24, 2011, 07:04:38 pm
1469: You actually attempt to remix an Ubuntu live CD nearly from scratch with these ideas. *Cough* myself
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Freyaday on March 24, 2011, 07:32:47 pm
1470: When a dialoge box comes up on your computer, you press enter on your calc and wonder why nothing's happening.
(I actually did this)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: fb39ca4 on March 24, 2011, 08:12:46 pm
Lol!
Sometimes I wish menu items in programs were also mapped to number keys, like on calcs.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Yeong on March 25, 2011, 06:23:50 pm
Do I feel some of the stuffs repeating?  ???
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Juju on March 25, 2011, 08:37:04 pm
1471: You repeat stuff already said in this thread.
1472: You repeat stuff already said in this thread.
1473: You repeat stuff already said in this thread.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on March 25, 2011, 08:39:02 pm
1472: You don't repeat anything said here.
1472: You don't repeat anything said here.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Freyaday on March 26, 2011, 02:51:21 am
1473: You love the smell of calc in the morning.
1474: And noon.
1475: And night.
We're starting to ride a little into the Danger Zone, aren't we, fellas?
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Yeong on March 28, 2011, 07:28:44 am
for(A,1476,1500
text(-1,0,0,A,": For loop is cool
End
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on March 28, 2011, 09:24:00 am
That'll be a syntax error ;)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Yeong on March 28, 2011, 09:27:04 am
oops. confused with Java. XD
Fixed.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Freyaday on March 28, 2011, 11:08:06 am
1477: You think the world has two layers.

I caught myself doing this twice this morn. It freaked me out.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: fb39ca4 on March 31, 2011, 06:47:32 pm
1477: You think the world has two layers.

I caught myself doing this twice this morn. It freaked me out.
Me no gets it...
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on March 31, 2011, 06:54:30 pm
1477: You think the world has two layers.

I caught myself doing this twice this morn. It freaked me out.
Me no gets it...

Two layer maps?
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Darl181 on March 31, 2011, 07:03:15 pm
Could  be two-layer grayscale...

1478: Your first impulse to find random information isn't google, you find yourself asking on #omnimaga
Incidentally, what kind of nuts does rocky road ice cream have?  It's been bugging me :P
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Yeong on March 31, 2011, 07:05:13 pm
1479: You never knew about the existance of Google. The only place for you to ask help was Omnimaga.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Freyaday on March 31, 2011, 07:52:16 pm
1480: You somehow started doing math in binary and didn't notice until you did -1 mod 96 and got 63.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Yeong on March 31, 2011, 07:56:51 pm
1481 : 64178887622
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Darl181 on April 06, 2011, 07:13:53 pm
1482: you tried to play Netham45's sig

It does look like it could be a game tho...
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Freyaday on April 08, 2011, 11:21:23 am
1483: RAM clears are your friend.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: fb39ca4 on April 08, 2011, 11:25:17 am
1484: You have a program that automatically clears your RAM once a day to keep you on your toes.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Freyaday on April 08, 2011, 11:32:58 am
1485: You wrote another program that dumps the RAM on a RAM clear and restores it afterwards to defeat 1484.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Snake X on April 12, 2011, 08:38:31 pm
1486: Your nightmares begin when you see 404 from omni :P

edit: not that that's happened to me or anything..
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Yeong on April 13, 2011, 04:09:40 pm
1487 : The bot that u built in ur calc is ur best friend.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Freyaday on April 13, 2011, 04:17:30 pm
1488: You forget that your calc can do math.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on April 13, 2011, 06:35:19 pm
We don't speak of crystal math here :P
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Freyaday on April 13, 2011, 07:45:33 pm
1489: You don't talk about crystal math.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Juju on April 14, 2011, 08:44:43 am
1490: You estimate how much time you slept with the new posts page.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Freyaday on April 14, 2011, 11:12:34 am
1491: You enclose all your hex in brackets.
1492: You know everything about dance belts and nothing about ballet.
1493: You didn't think "Columbus" when you saw 1492.
1494: You are now attempting to learn Lua, a language that you had never heard of before.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: AngelFish on April 15, 2011, 01:49:37 pm
1495: You see this video and you immediately think of all the things wrong with it:



1496: You list them.

Quote
1) Calculators don't run .exe's

2) Only about four people in the community actually understand calc-to-computer transfer protocols well enough to write something like that

3) Windows XP probably doesn't allow USB communications when there are no active user accounts.

4) That calculator was so photoshopped :P
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Darl181 on April 15, 2011, 05:37:30 pm
Yeah, one would think by the time he got that developed he'd know which way the USB goes in :P
Also was that an 89 emulator, b/c the screen was too wide...

EDIT: post 1234 in the topic!
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Darl181 on April 17, 2011, 03:08:16 am
1497:  after finding a certain JS script to temporarily "edit" websites...

Spoiler For big:
(http://www.omnimaga.org/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=7848.0;attach=7383;image)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Juju on April 17, 2011, 03:29:49 am
There's something like that built in Google Chrome.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on April 17, 2011, 03:31:26 am
1466: You plan to get married with your calc.
http://www.ticalc.org/archives/news/articles/11/118/118942.html

1498: You realize this thread alone is 21.8% of the entire "Humor and Jokes" content. O.O
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Freyaday on April 17, 2011, 03:47:01 am
1499: You speak EFnrgelnicshh.
1500: Fluently.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: apcalc on April 22, 2011, 08:29:40 pm
1501.  You can't let this thread die! :)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Darl181 on April 22, 2011, 08:38:46 pm
1501.  You can't let this thread die! :)
1502: You take the time to make sure signs aren't (somewhat) repeated ;D (except for those two posts by Deep Thought and Juju :P)
Quote
1120: You were surprised that this thread kind of died
Quote
1365: You would never let it die. Ever.
Quote
1440:
Quote
Never gonna give it up,
Never gonna let it die,
Never gonna run around
And ignore this

Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on April 22, 2011, 11:56:33 pm
1369: You don't program on a calculator. Your calculator is programming on you.

1503: You don't even live in Soviet Russia.
1504: You realize I quoted myself.
1505:
1504: You realize I quoted myself.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Freyaday on April 23, 2011, 12:00:18 am
1506: Your calc is a ninja.
1507: Of the posting kind, too.
1508: OmnomIRC is your main form of entertainment.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: ingalls on April 24, 2011, 10:01:41 pm
1509: When you go camping you pack an 83 in your survival kit and you keep a spare in the glove (of the car)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Darl181 on April 25, 2011, 12:22:55 am
1510: ...and spare batteries, and msd8x flash drive/adapter, and programming notebook, and head light
1511: You're not content with bringing just one calc
1512: You saw the reply number of the previous post and juju's nick came to mind
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Freyaday on April 25, 2011, 12:30:18 am
1513: You only eat blue lobsters.
1514: You are convinced that the world's finest seasoning is the Ashbad.
1515: Your god of programming is Quigibo.
1516: You tried to put your calc in Depeche Mode.
1517: Upon realizing your calc doesn't have a Depeche Mode, you learned Z80 assembly and made one.
1518: Your calc is in Depeche Mode.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Darl181 on April 25, 2011, 12:41:30 am
1519:
1520:
1521:
You made a post using the [table] commands.
You typed it out in the quick reply box, from memorization of the tags.
It worked.

(really, quote/quick modify this post and you'll see ;))

EDIT: btw why is it [td] for a row column instead of [tc]?
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: AngelFish on April 25, 2011, 12:49:26 am
1501.  You can't let this thread die! :)
1502: You take the time to make sure signs aren't (somewhat) repeated ;D (except for those two posts by Deep Thought and Juju :P)
Quote
1120: You were surprised that this thread kind of died
Quote
1365: You would never let it die. Ever.
Quote
1440:
Quote
Never gonna give it up,
Never gonna let it die,
Never gonna run around
And ignore this

1522: You're not ignoring it, you're just trying to play the Necropost game and everyone keeps messing you up.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Juju on April 25, 2011, 01:30:17 am
1523:
1524:
You noticed an inconsistency in the numbering and you attempt to fix it with your mod powers.
You do like what Darl181 did.

EDIT: btw why is it [td] for a row instead of [tc]?
D for definition I believe. You may want to read the HTML specifications.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Darl181 on April 25, 2011, 01:41:50 am
:/ the numbering was right, freyaday edited his post
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Freyaday on April 25, 2011, 01:48:50 am
I'm sorry, y'all added your posts inbetween the times I loaded the page!
1525: ^ Has happened to you before.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: ingalls on April 25, 2011, 08:58:01 am
1526: You understand all of the math pickup lines on this page http://www.pickuplinesgalore.com/math.html (http://www.pickuplinesgalore.com/math.html)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Freyaday on April 25, 2011, 09:57:49 am
1527: You actually considered using some of the lines from 1526
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: ingalls on April 25, 2011, 10:08:38 am
1527: You've used some of the lines from 1526
1528:And you didn't get slapped in the face
1529:And your currently dating the person who you used them on :)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Darl181 on April 27, 2011, 06:35:50 pm
1530: Life just sounds empty without the omnimaga radio going in the background
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Freyaday on April 28, 2011, 11:02:34 am
1531: You know Omni-sama
1532: Omni-sama knows you
1533: ^ doesn't mean "to the power of" anymore
1534: All your peanuts are in 5-pound burlap bags
1535: You know what the wireframe is in the Omnimaga banner
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Yeong on April 28, 2011, 03:07:59 pm
1536: You get rickroll'd everytime u see Omnimaga banner.
1537: You can name every game's title in banner.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Darl181 on April 28, 2011, 08:08:03 pm
1538:
1539:
1540:
You use the "replies to your posts" page.
Before you read this, and often.
You've accidentally necroed a few threads using it (true x.x)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Darl181 on May 10, 2011, 08:54:10 pm
1501.  You can't let this thread die! :)
^that

1541:
(http://www.psychologytoday.com/files/u107/Hershey_Kiss.jpg)
You don't think "Ooh yummy me want"
You think something like
"Hey, I wonder if that foil is conductive?  I could use it to replace the worn-out wad in my MSD8X adapter..."

True :P
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Builderboy on May 10, 2011, 08:59:43 pm
1537: You can name every game's title in banner.

1542: You made a game that is in the banner :]
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Yeong on May 10, 2011, 09:06:51 pm
1543:Screw o. Use Omicron instead
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Freyaday on May 10, 2011, 10:25:34 pm
1543:Screw o. Use sigma instead
Fixed (lowercase omicron looks exactly the same as o. In fact, it is o!)
1544: You've modified your calc to put the extra ram back in
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on May 12, 2011, 09:34:06 am
We are using sigma.

1545: You automatically knew to highlight this to read it. And you lost the Game before you even read it.
1546: And again.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: JosJuice on May 12, 2011, 09:46:52 am
1545: You automatically knew to highlight this to read it. And you lost the Game before you even read it.
I didn't have to highlight it. :P

And sadly, I didn't lose the game until I read it...
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: ruler501 on May 12, 2011, 05:44:42 pm
I can slightly see the white text against the background. and I was going to highlight it even before i saw that
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: pianoman on May 22, 2011, 04:45:43 pm
1547: You are proud to admit that you exhibit these traits.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: TIfanx1999 on May 22, 2011, 04:55:06 pm
1516: You tried to put your calc in Depeche Mode.
1517: Upon realizing your calc doesn't have a Depeche Mode, you learned Z80 assembly and made one.
1518: Your calc is in Depeche Mode.
LMAO!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: ruler501 on May 22, 2011, 04:56:40 pm
1548: One of your quotes is popping up in many peoples sigs
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: TIfanx1999 on May 22, 2011, 05:08:08 pm
1549:You've had a video of "Never gonna give you up" on your calculator before.
1550: 1549 made you loose the game... Again.  <_<
1551:You've been ninja'd in this thread more than once.
1552:You've edited someone's post in a Spam topic for the laughs.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: ztrumpet on May 22, 2011, 05:12:23 pm
1516: You tried to put your calc in Depeche Mode.
1517: Upon realizing your calc doesn't have a Depeche Mode, you learned Z80 assembly and made one.
1518: Your calc is in Depeche Mode.
LMAO!  ;D(http://www.omnimaga.org/Themes/default/images/gpbp_arrow_up.gif)
Same here.  1518's too funny. ;D
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: ruler501 on May 22, 2011, 05:15:36 pm
1549:You've had a video of "Never gonna give you up" on your calculator before.
1550: 1549 made you loose the game... Again.  <_<
1551:You've been ninja'd in this thread more than once.
1552:You've edited someone's post in a Spam topic for the laughs.

I believe 1552 is called abuse of power <_< a funny thing that can be done for lols. O0
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: ztrumpet on May 22, 2011, 05:21:57 pm
1553: You do it to spite someone saying that it's an abuse of power. ^-^
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Freyaday on May 22, 2011, 06:30:53 pm
1554: You have no idea what this topic is, and yet you post here anyway.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Juju on May 22, 2011, 06:32:28 pm
1555: Your calc is a musical instrument.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: ruler501 on May 22, 2011, 06:33:45 pm
1556: You thought everyones calc was a musical instrument
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Freyaday on May 22, 2011, 06:34:06 pm
1557: When asked if you play a musical instrument, you say "My calc"
1558: You wonder why people get confused when you say "calc"
1559: You've had to go back and edit your numbering more than once
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: ruler501 on May 22, 2011, 06:35:43 pm
1560: You realize Frey was ninja'd by ruler
1561: you reference yourself in posts in third person
1562: After ninja'ing Frey you have to edit your post because his edit messed up teh numbers
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Freyaday on May 22, 2011, 06:36:50 pm
15623: You're no stranger to the Edit Ninja
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: ruler501 on May 22, 2011, 06:37:24 pm
1564: You keep ninjaing Frey
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Freyaday on May 22, 2011, 06:38:26 pm
1565: You know who Frey is
1566: You wonder why it took so long for this thread to come back to life
ruler: I just got your location. Nice.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: ruler501 on May 22, 2011, 06:39:50 pm
1567: You know Rick Astley is responsible for bringing this thread back
1568: You think of Rebecca Black whenever you see Frey
1569: you reference xkcd in your location
1570: You finally realize you have >1000 posts when you have 1022 posts
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Freyaday on May 22, 2011, 06:41:15 pm
1571: You don't do 1571 by sheer force of will
15623: You're no stranger to love
Fixed!
1572: You fix other people's posts, too.
1573: You edit your posts just to mess other people's posts up
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: ruler501 on May 22, 2011, 06:42:49 pm
1572:You wonder how Frey was edit ninja'd so badly by ruler
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Freyaday on May 22, 2011, 06:45:14 pm
1577: You number your posts in anticipation
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: TIfanx1999 on May 22, 2011, 08:24:17 pm
1568: You think of Rebecca Black whenever you see Frey
I'm almost afraid to ask who or what a Rebecca Black is... D:
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: ztrumpet on May 22, 2011, 08:28:30 pm
1568: You think of Rebecca Black whenever you see Frey
I'm almost afraid to ask who or what a Rebecca Black is... D:
I dare you to listen to it the entire way through...

Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Freyaday on May 22, 2011, 08:30:56 pm
/me shoots ztrumpet
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Juju on May 22, 2011, 08:35:04 pm
1573: Your ears bleed when you listened to the video.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: TIfanx1999 on May 22, 2011, 08:41:12 pm
@Ztrumpet: Thanks to SnakeX's thread... I have... <_<
@Ruler: That's a horrible thing to say! Just because Freyaday is built like a 14 year old girl doesn't mean you should compare him to that THING. D:
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: ruler501 on May 22, 2011, 08:54:04 pm
His name looks like Friday and they said it in the Friday thread. The two are linked I'm sure of it. the 14 year old girl thing is just extra proof :)

*ruler501 stabs ztrumpet
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Binder News on May 22, 2011, 09:58:11 pm
1573: You don't allow you mother to cook lobsters for fear of revenge from Netham45
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: ruler501 on May 22, 2011, 10:07:42 pm
1574: you encourage your family to cook Lobster because you know how good Nethams taste
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Freyaday on May 22, 2011, 10:29:41 pm
1575: And you sprinkle your lobster with Ashbads
Ruler, I was here before that monstrosity was created, so don't you dare try to link me to it.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: ruler501 on May 22, 2011, 10:36:39 pm
I read it and now you are linked in my mind

1576: You have >9000 projects you think about in your head
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Darl181 on May 22, 2011, 10:44:15 pm
1577: You got tired of figuring out the post background color so you put them in your sig.
Quote
light post color is #dfefff
dark post color is #cae4ff
quote box color is #6699ff
(yes, I kow there's different themes)

this is a dark post so yay :hyper:
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: ztrumpet on May 22, 2011, 10:48:15 pm
1578: You instinctively hilighted the above post. :P
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Freyaday on May 22, 2011, 10:54:01 pm
1579: Whenever somebody says your name, everything becomes red.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on May 22, 2011, 11:03:35 pm
1548: One of your quotes is popping up in many peoples sigs

1580: One of your quotes is popping up in your own sig.
1581: So is the other one.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: ztrumpet on May 22, 2011, 11:09:39 pm
1579: Whenever somebody says your name, everything becomes red.
^^ This.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Yeong on May 25, 2011, 04:30:19 pm
1582: You have seen more than 1 latin quotes in member's sig
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: ruler501 on May 25, 2011, 05:49:30 pm
1582: You have seen more than 1 latin quotes in member's sig
1583: you have put more than one latin quote in your sig(I got too do this now)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Darl181 on May 25, 2011, 09:22:51 pm
1584: You noticed this topic is getting close to 1337 replies
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: turiqwalrus on May 25, 2011, 09:48:59 pm
1585. you are overly determined to get that reply number...
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: ruler501 on May 25, 2011, 10:40:07 pm
1586:You wish you were admin so you could remove any posts that get in your way to being the 1337 post reply
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Juju on May 25, 2011, 10:53:10 pm
1582: You have seen more than 1 latin quotes in member's sig
1583: you have put more than one latin quote in your sig(I got too do this now)
1587: You hurry to put some latin quotes in your sig before it gets too mainstream.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Darl181 on May 25, 2011, 10:55:40 pm
1588: A sign you've posted gave rise to at least two more signs related to it
1584: You noticed this topic is getting close to 1337 replies
1585. you are overly determined to get that reply number...
1586:You wish you were admin so you could remove any posts that get in your way to being the 1337 post reply
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: ruler501 on May 25, 2011, 10:58:44 pm
1589:You post two or more times on another sign
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Juju on May 26, 2011, 12:37:00 am
1590: The sign you gave gets repeated 42 pages later.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on May 29, 2011, 12:39:05 pm
1591: You're convinced TGIF stands for The Game Is Fun.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: ruler501 on May 29, 2011, 12:41:03 pm
1592:You didn't realize there was another way to make TGIf other than the game is fun
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Levak on May 29, 2011, 03:13:54 pm
1593; because I'm here

Common, start the Combo !! \o/
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: ben_g on May 29, 2011, 03:59:50 pm
1594: You think abouth how to optimise your code when standing in a shower
1595: You totally forgot a calc is made for math
1596: When you learn something new at math, you just have to write a basic program that can solve it
1597: When you replied to a thread, you sometimes keep refreshing the page to see if someone has replied
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: pianoman on May 29, 2011, 04:17:25 pm
1598: Your teacher gets mad at you for being better than she is with a calculator.
1599: You try to teach your English teacher how to play Snake on a calculator.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: ruler501 on May 29, 2011, 04:18:16 pm
1600: You can't find something in this thread you don't do
1601:because ruler501 is in it
1602:You have to continuously fix your numbers
continue combo
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Freyaday on May 29, 2011, 09:09:30 pm
1600: C-c-c-c-combo Breaker!
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on May 29, 2011, 09:26:44 pm
1603: You notice that the numbering's off. Again :P
1604: You go to bed at night and wake up with a complete physics platformer on your calculator.
1605: You go to bed at night and wake up with a TI-Nspire CX next to you that wasn't there the night before.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Freyaday on May 29, 2011, 09:36:03 pm
1606: And the Nspire CX actually works
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: ruler501 on May 29, 2011, 10:30:26 pm
1608:And when it starts up it gives you the private keys
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Freyaday on May 29, 2011, 10:35:41 pm
1609: It doesn't need the keys, but it gives you them anyway so you can use em on other calcs.
1610: There was a stickie on it, a note from yourself, letting you know that you hit a Ballmer Peak last night, explaining both the CX and the girl in your bed
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: ruler501 on May 29, 2011, 10:48:24 pm
1611:You didn't need the sticky note because you know you hit ballmer peaks every night
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Freyaday on May 29, 2011, 11:01:39 pm
1612: You need the stickie note because once your Ballmer peak is over, you black out from the sudden loss of awesome, and forget everything you did.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: ruler501 on May 29, 2011, 11:03:29 pm
1613: you have gotten so used to the awesomeness you no longer black out
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Freyaday on May 29, 2011, 11:04:11 pm
LOSS OF
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: JosJuice on May 30, 2011, 01:44:13 am
1610: There was a stickie on it, a note from yourself, letting you know that you hit a Ballmer Peak last night, explaining both the CX and the girl in your bed
There wasn't a slidecase included? ;_;
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Freyaday on May 30, 2011, 03:33:03 am
1614: The girl has the slidecase and how she got it in there the world will never know.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: TIfanx1999 on May 30, 2011, 08:18:55 am
1615: You were more excited about the calc beside your bed than the girl. :P
1616:The first thing you put on the calc is a video of "Never gonna give you up"
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: ruler501 on May 30, 2011, 08:50:25 am
1617: That video is full color/speed quality and has perfect sound
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: JosJuice on May 30, 2011, 09:28:51 am
1618: The girl is also more interested in the calc.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: TIfanx1999 on May 30, 2011, 09:31:12 am
1618: The girl is also more interested in the calc.
;D
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Freyaday on May 30, 2011, 03:05:00 pm
1619: She set you up on an internal ethanol pump to keep you on your Ballmer peak.
1620: It's powered by AAAs
1621: Four of them
1622: The z80 processor it uses is overclocked to 3.2GHz
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: ruler501 on May 30, 2011, 03:16:19 pm
1619: She set you up on an internal ethanol pump to keep you on your Ballmer peak.
1620: It's powered by AAAs
1621: Four of them
1622: The z80 processor it uses is overclocked to 3.2GHz

1623:you added radioactive elements to it so it is now overclocks at 5ghz
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Freyaday on May 30, 2011, 05:31:37 pm
1619: She set you up on an internal ethanol pump to keep you on your Ballmer peak.
1620: It's powered by AAAs
1621: Four of them
1622: The z80 processor it uses is overclocked to 3.2GHz

1623:you added radioactive elements to it so it is now overclocks at 5ghz
1624: You swapped out the transistors for memristors and now it's so fast nobody can measure it.
1625: So now not only can you run Crysis on it, but also every single game ever made for any platform that ever existed anywhere (and a few that didn't) simultaneously
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on May 30, 2011, 05:36:58 pm
1626: You have a quantum calculator.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: pianoman on May 30, 2011, 07:16:48 pm
1627: You are getting really excited about how many replies there are.
1628: You notice that there's 4 posts left after this.
1629: You consider quintuple posting.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: ruler501 on May 30, 2011, 07:35:33 pm
1626: You have a quantum calculator.
1630: You can program for it
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: AGVolnutt on May 30, 2011, 10:32:57 pm
1631: The calculator you previously had was banned from the tests, but then you bought that calculator to the test anyways... in a standard 84+ casing. So it passed though without a problem.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: ruler501 on May 30, 2011, 10:48:05 pm
1632: Nobody suspected a thing at the test and you had a quantum computer in that case
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Darl181 on May 30, 2011, 11:34:37 pm
Quote
« Reply #1337 on: Today at 20:34:37 »
1633: you got the 1337th reply in this thread.
:w00t:
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: ruler501 on May 30, 2011, 11:42:13 pm
1634:You really wish you could delete darl's posts so you could steal 1337
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on May 31, 2011, 12:00:11 am
1635: You can.
1636: You do.

Quote
« Reply #1337 on: Today at 20:34:37 »
1633: you got the 1337th reply in this thread.
:w00t:
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: ruler501 on May 31, 2011, 12:22:32 am
Quote
« Reply #1337 on: Today at 20:34:37 »
1633: you got the 1337th reply in this thread.
:w00t:

1637: Even though you aren't an admin you do ;)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Darl181 on May 31, 2011, 10:28:38 am
1638: If that happens, you'd just delete two of your own posts to bring the reply back to 1337.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: ruler501 on May 31, 2011, 07:00:20 pm
1639:You are very tempted to follow Darls suggestion and delete a post so you can be 1337
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Darl181 on May 31, 2011, 07:06:56 pm
1640: If you didn't, you're 1337 anyway
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: pianoman on May 31, 2011, 10:02:17 pm
1641: You made this quantum computer inside the 84+ casing.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: ruler501 on May 31, 2011, 10:27:38 pm
1642: you pass by 1337 without realizing it then delete posts to get back to it for a screenie
1643:Your quantum calc puts D-Wave to shame
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: jnesselr on May 31, 2011, 11:02:36 pm
1644: You know D-wave doesn't really have quantum computers, but your calc can simulate a qubit.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: ruler501 on June 01, 2011, 08:34:01 am
1645:You know D-Wave faked their quantum computer, but you didn't fake your 4096 qubit calculator
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Freyaday on June 01, 2011, 04:51:17 pm
1646: Your calc is a 1048576 quibit quantum calculator.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Juju on June 01, 2011, 05:22:35 pm
1647: You take the previous sign and add a ridiculously large quantity to the number mentioned until it verifies Godwin's law.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: ruler501 on June 01, 2011, 08:45:21 pm
1648:YOu just looked up godwins Law
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: pianoman on June 01, 2011, 09:22:33 pm
1649: You are determined to prove it.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Freyaday on June 02, 2011, 01:21:42 am
1650: You used your quantum calculator to prove Godwin's Law, Murphy's Law, Fermat's Last Theorem, and all the signs on this list.
1651: Your quantum calculator actually found a free lunch!
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: ruler501 on June 02, 2011, 08:23:03 am
1652:Your calc can make matter and energy
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Yeong on June 02, 2011, 08:25:50 am
1653: and anti-matter
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: ruler501 on June 02, 2011, 08:58:34 am
1654:Your calc can make any known particale and antiparticle plus >9000unknown ones
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: TIfanx1999 on June 02, 2011, 02:42:41 pm
1655:Your calc. stole your boyfriend/girlfriend cause it's cooler than you are. 8)
1656:You abbreviate calculator as calc.
1657:You know most people by their real names as well as their forum names.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: ruler501 on June 02, 2011, 02:45:50 pm
1658:your boy/girlfriend is your calc
1659:People wonder if you will have kids with your calculator(I have actually been asked this many times)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Freyaday on June 02, 2011, 02:47:06 pm
1660: You have to pause before saying no
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: ruler501 on June 02, 2011, 02:48:02 pm
1661:People don't believe you when you say no
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: JosJuice on June 02, 2011, 03:19:23 pm
1662: People assume that your calcs are your kids. (This has happened to me)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: ruler501 on June 02, 2011, 03:38:32 pm
1663:people think your calc is your kid from your comp
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Freyaday on June 06, 2011, 10:12:05 am
1664: whenever you encounter a line that starts with a . you skip to the next line automagically.
1665: You use the word "automagically" in everyday speech
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Hayleia on June 06, 2011, 12:18:40 pm
1337 bis: you are "smart" and you get the 1337th post of this topic  :w00t:
1338 bis: you are wrong somewhere and you get the 1338th post instead of the 1337th  ???
1666: you can display 4 pixels in one pixel
1667: you can display 3.14 pixels in one pixel
1668: you don't think about a state when someone says Texas
Quote from: Freyaday
1557: When asked if you play a musical instrument, you say "My calc"
1557 bis: When asked if you play an instrument, you say "Texas Instrument"
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Juju on June 06, 2011, 01:12:09 pm
1669: You know the real names of most of the forum members, mostly the ones who have Facebook and/or used their real names as their usernames.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Hayleia on June 07, 2011, 07:05:12 am
1670: You are the only one in the class to have 74 calcs including 12 TI-Voyage 200 end 23 Nspires, whereas you are only 4 years old. And when you are 16 years old, everybody has got a TI-76 but you have a TI-Voyage 9999 Silver Edition Titanium etc (even if it doesn't exist, you have it)
1670 bis: You know how to use your TI-Voyage 9999 Silver Edition Titanium.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Compynerd255 on June 07, 2011, 11:13:31 am
1671: You spend sleepless nights in your basement building the TI-Voyage 9999 Silver Edition Titanium.
1672: You take apart cell phones for the link jacks.
1673: You can name more calculators than U.S. presidents.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Freyaday on June 07, 2011, 01:39:04 pm
1674: What's a country?
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Hayleia on June 08, 2011, 07:38:59 am
1675: You say "ERR:Syntax" instead of "spelling mistake"
1675 bis: you say "Pause 108000" instead of "Wait a minute"
144. Your math teacher asks you to stop putting games on people's calculator.
144 bis: Your math teacher asks you to put games on his/her calculator  :evillaugh:

177 - you can change the name of a program WITHOUT using Rcl to copy it to another one
(you can do it with DoorsCS for example, even if it is protected or in Assembly)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: JosJuice on June 08, 2011, 09:04:52 am
1675 bis: you say "Pause 108000" instead of "Wait a minute"
But that's not 16-bit ???
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Hayleia on June 08, 2011, 10:12:51 am
1675 bis: you say "Pause 108000" instead of "Wait a minute"
But that's not 16-bit ???
:'( you killed my joke !!! Hey, jokes aren't always stuck to reality (is this sentence English ?). But you are right. I should have put 2 pauses (it would be even more ridiculous ;D). It's just that we say "Wait a minute" and not "Wait 17 seconds" or I don't know what else, so when I wrote the joke, I didn't think about the bits, I only made 1800x60.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: collechess on June 08, 2011, 01:16:19 pm
Quote
146. You look for inspiration to make TI games while playing flash games on internet.
1676.  You look for inspiration to make computer games while playing games on calc.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Compynerd255 on June 09, 2011, 10:59:00 am
1677: You write a BASIC program to solve a problem on the SAT.
1678: You write an Axe program to solve a problem on the SAT.
1679: You write an ASM Hex program to solve a problem on the SAT.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: aeTIos on June 09, 2011, 11:06:14 am
1673: You can name more calculators than U.S. presidents.
I am dutch and I only know like 5 presidents (Obama, Bush, Washington, Kennedy, Clinton)

Also, what is SAT ?
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: JosJuice on June 09, 2011, 11:11:18 am
Also, what is SAT ?
It's a (very large) standardized test in the USA that TI seems to put a lot of emphasis on when it comes to marketing calculators.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: aeTIos on June 09, 2011, 11:12:21 am
aha. thx. Its like our "CITO"
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: ruler501 on June 09, 2011, 01:07:26 pm
1674: you go crazy when unable to browse omni for 3 days
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: pianoman on June 09, 2011, 06:28:52 pm
1675: You see this and realize that it's Netham.
http://oddnews.yahoo.com/video-odd-news-25515370
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Freyaday on June 11, 2011, 01:48:24 am
1676: You don't congratulate yourself on a post well done until it gets +1ed
1677: You wonder why your Language teachers dock you points for starting lines with periods, especially seeing as how they weren't supposed to read those lines anyway.
1678: You start a new line every 16 characters, and your sentences are separated by
:s
1679: You know how to interface with a USB catgirl.
1680: A day isn't done until you've posted in this topic.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on June 11, 2011, 03:20:23 pm
1681: You necropost at least once a month.
1682: Your average posts per day is more than your GPA.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Juju on June 11, 2011, 04:17:29 pm
1683: You actually own an USB catgirl.
1684: Actually, you just took your girlfriend, you sticked an USB port on her (http://xkcd.com/644/) and gave her catears and a tail.
1685: You actually tried this (http://xkcd.com/644/).
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: JustCause on June 11, 2011, 05:09:30 pm
1686: You are considering skipping a two-month vacation to spend more time here.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: pianoman on June 13, 2011, 12:38:03 pm
1687: You do skip it, then build another quantum computer in a TI-30XIIS case.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Hayleia on June 14, 2011, 03:36:27 am
1688: You don't skip vacations because, when you are here, it is good as vacations
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Freyaday on June 15, 2011, 03:07:42 pm
1689: You're such a music person you can actually rock out to this.
.I can
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Juju on June 15, 2011, 04:24:52 pm
I can as well :P

You obviously didn't heard my awesome electric guitar cover.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Freyaday on June 16, 2011, 09:27:50 am
I should put it on my PSP, and sing it live, and freak out all the catgirls in earshot.
EDIT: Check it out, Nyan cat timebar!!!!
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Juju on June 19, 2011, 05:58:54 pm
1690: You attempt GETs on the forums. Ooooh ID 166666. I'm so evil.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on June 20, 2011, 07:24:17 pm
1691: You think of something to post here, look through each page to see if it hasn't been posted already, and leave.
1692: This happens once every few hours.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Freyaday on June 25, 2011, 02:42:41 pm
1673: You post in your sleep
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: fb39ca4 on June 25, 2011, 03:12:43 pm
Shouldn't this be at 1694? DT, Freyaday, and Juju, you might want to change your numbers
1694: The stuff you post here comes to you in your dreams.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Juju on June 25, 2011, 03:52:52 pm
Woops. 1670 does not come after 1689.

asdfasdf (aka, um, dunno, 1695?): You forgot how to count and therefore must rely on a graphical calculator of Texas Instruments brand.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: fb39ca4 on June 25, 2011, 04:08:23 pm
1696: You decide to permanently implant a TI calculator in your head so incidents like this don't happen in the future.
1697: You put the link port in your ear.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: pianoman on June 25, 2011, 04:16:00 pm
1698: You don't have the software to run the calc yet.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Freyaday on June 25, 2011, 04:54:33 pm
1699:The USB catgirl has the software
1700: But you're still trying to find a surgeon who will wire the USB port you had implanted in your arm up to the calc in your head
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: fb39ca4 on June 25, 2011, 06:55:12 pm
1701a: You use the link port in your ear even though you will lose friends because of it.
1701b: This reason did not have to do with star trek.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on June 25, 2011, 07:17:09 pm
1702: You actually take the time to make sure your posted signs are numbered correctly.
1702b: You have lettered subsigns.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: pianoman on June 25, 2011, 08:39:25 pm
1700: But you're still trying to find a surgeon who will wire the USB port you had implanted in your arm up to the calc in your head
1703: You understand the reference.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Freyaday on June 25, 2011, 09:22:55 pm
1704:Your heart makes a little leap whenever you see you've been quoted.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: ztrumpet on June 25, 2011, 09:28:17 pm
1705: You hit refresh repeatedly to see what others think of your project update.
1706: You check said topic as soon as you make this post
1707: You're disappointed when there aren't any replies.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Freyaday on June 25, 2011, 10:17:11 pm
1708: You think 1705-8 describe all of us.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: shmibs on June 25, 2011, 10:32:25 pm
1709: you just looked through your personal stats to determine what percentage of your time you have spent logged into omni over the past year and came up with 4.5%
1710: you then try to rationalise it, saying that there was a lot of time spent at school and asleep which really shouldn't be included in that time, making the percentage considerably higher

EDIT:
1711: you then look up at freyadays 'time spent online' stat and feel ashamed
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Freyaday on June 25, 2011, 11:25:08 pm
1712:Your goal in life is to surpass DJ_O's stats.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Juju on June 26, 2011, 12:03:15 am
1713: DJ_O is, in fact, your God.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: jnesselr on June 27, 2011, 09:22:43 pm
EDIT:
1711: you then look up at freyadays 'time spent online' stat and feel ashamed
1714: You then look at mine (http://www.omnimaga.org/index.php?action=profile;u=670;sa=statPanel) and feel even worse.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: fb39ca4 on June 28, 2011, 12:32:12 am
lol I've spent just over a week actually on here :P
1715: You then look at DJ_O's (http://www.omnimaga.org/index.php?action=profile;u=1;sa=statPanel) and faint.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Freyaday on June 28, 2011, 05:00:11 am
fb39ca4, you're in the fourth dimention!
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: fb39ca4 on June 29, 2011, 03:48:24 am
1716: You get up in the middle of the night and go on Omni.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: ruler501 on June 29, 2011, 09:58:05 am
1716: You get up in the middle of the night and go on Omni.
I do this so much
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: pianoman on June 29, 2011, 04:46:12 pm
1717: You try to type gmail.com and automatically type in omnimaga.org three times.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: ben_g on June 29, 2011, 05:36:18 pm
1718: you almost have an heart attack every time you think you have lost your calc
1719: you have calcsys installed on your calc
171A: You have tried to archive a blue screen by quickly turning the contrast all the way up and down.
171B: You haven't even noticed that i started counting in HEX
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on June 29, 2011, 05:43:34 pm
1722: You have http://www.omnimaga.org/index.php?action=ezportal;sa=page;p=5 set to open whenever you log in to your computer.
1723: You're not actually posting. You have a script on your computer that reads all the new posts and adds new ones correspondingly.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Freyaday on June 29, 2011, 07:36:19 pm
1724: You start a petition to get this topic pinned.
1725: Three of your Opera Speed Dial tabs are devoted to Omnimaga
1726: The rest are taken up by ecchi you heard about on IRC.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: ruler501 on June 29, 2011, 07:47:47 pm
1718: you almost have an heart attack every time you think you have lost your calc
1719: you have calcsys installed on your calc
171A: You have tried to archive a blue screen by quickly turning the contrast all the way up and down.
171B: You haven't even noticed that i started counting in HEX
1727:You think you should always count in hex(an admin should change all the numbers to hex...)
1728:You are an automated computer made by omnimagans
1729:You are immune to heart attacks from built up immunity of almost losing your calc
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Darl181 on June 29, 2011, 08:19:19 pm
1730: You noticed a new smiley and checked the alt text immediately  *.*

Um...what?
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Scipi on June 29, 2011, 08:26:02 pm
1731. You find any excuse possible to use it *.*
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: ruler501 on June 29, 2011, 08:27:39 pm
1730: You noticed a new smiley and checked the alt text immediately  *.*

Um...what?
1732:You find there is no alt-text on the smileys :(
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Scipi on June 29, 2011, 08:29:27 pm
1730: You noticed a new smiley and checked the alt text immediately  *.*

Um...what?
1732:You find there is no alt-text on the smileys :(

You have to check it in the reply editor

1733: You like to use smilies ALOT :P
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Juju on June 29, 2011, 08:30:38 pm
1734: Invisible text as well.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Scipi on June 29, 2011, 08:36:43 pm
1735:  *.* You wish there could be invisible smilies.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: ruler501 on June 29, 2011, 08:36:52 pm
1734: Invisible text as well.
1736: you don't even think about not checking if there is invisible text because you know its everywhere
1737:You know the next person will see this



1738: you quoted him to see if smileys could be invisible
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Compynerd255 on June 30, 2011, 01:01:10 am
1379: you dream of being a genius so you can do invisible text
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: ruler501 on June 30, 2011, 01:04:06 am
1379: you dream of being a genius so you can do invisible text
1780:your disappointed he knew to check for invisible text
1781:You desperately hope no one sees this one
1782:Your temporary goal in life is to mess up the count with invisible text numbers
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Scipi on June 30, 2011, 02:10:54 am
1783: You're not fooled by 1782
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Hayleia on June 30, 2011, 02:15:10 am
Wait, we have problems in the numbers no ?
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Juju on June 30, 2011, 03:12:04 am
1744: Fixed.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Hayleia on June 30, 2011, 04:18:11 am
 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Freyaday on June 30, 2011, 04:36:53 am
1745: You make 1744 happen
1746: Your calc has a name
1747: You met someone on IRC
1748: You highlight syntax in your head
1749: You miss people you've never ever seen
1750: Your favorite numbers are
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Hayleia on June 30, 2011, 05:13:38 am
1746: Your calc has a name

My calcs have names.

1746 bis: You search for names even before having a (or another) calc (true)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Netham45 on June 30, 2011, 05:58:33 am
++$curNumber: You have 20 posts a day... in the -SUGGESTIONS- forum.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: TIfanx1999 on June 30, 2011, 08:16:52 am
171B: You haven't even noticed that i started counting in HEX
Wow... I really didn't notice it until you mentioned it. XD
1752:THE GAME
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: ruler501 on June 30, 2011, 09:43:30 am
171B: You haven't even noticed that i started counting in HEX
Wow... I really didn't notice it until you mentioned it. XD
1752:THE GAME
1753: YOu are cursing art of camelot for his post
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: pianoman on June 30, 2011, 09:50:20 am
1735:  *.* You wish there could be invisible smilies.

1754: You wish there was invisible alt text.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: ruler501 on June 30, 2011, 09:51:34 am
1735:  *.* You wish there could be invisible smilies.

1754: You wish there was invisible alt text.
1755;you fear where this might go to
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Scipi on June 30, 2011, 11:50:29 am
1756: You get revenge on Art_of_camelot with this post.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on June 30, 2011, 12:16:25 pm
1757: You mouseover and yell FAIL and then YOU LOSE
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: fb39ca4 on June 30, 2011, 08:19:55 pm
‮1758: You use right to  left override.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on July 01, 2011, 01:20:01 pm
1759: You lost the Game from reading that because you assumed it said something about it.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Freyaday on July 01, 2011, 02:07:08 pm
1760: You read 1758 perfectly
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Juju on July 01, 2011, 02:12:45 pm
1761: You abuse your admin powers to make people lose the game. And this is obviously not a link.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: pianoman on July 01, 2011, 02:15:27 pm
1760: You read 1758 perfectly
.8571 naem uoY :2671
EDIT: Fail. Fixed. :P
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Freyaday on July 02, 2011, 01:08:34 am
1763: [*
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Freyaday on July 02, 2011, 01:09:04 am
1763: [*
1858: You modify a duplicate post in this thread instead of deleting it, because deleting it would make you :'(
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Scipi on July 02, 2011, 01:18:58 am
^1764. You hate it when things go weird and you accidentally have duplicated posts and the like. :P
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Freyaday on July 02, 2011, 05:21:03 am
1765: The more you learn about people, the more you love calculators.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Yeong on July 14, 2011, 07:07:48 pm
1766: The Ga-
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: ruler501 on July 14, 2011, 07:51:25 pm
1766: The Ga-
1767: You automatically filled it in without losing the game
1768: But by posting this you lost the game
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on July 15, 2011, 01:45:53 pm
1769: You see your name in red and bold.

Seriously, whenever I see the word "Deep" IRL it feels like someone just tapped me on the shoulder :P
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Freyaday on July 15, 2011, 01:47:59 pm
1770: Your respect is greater than your age.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: ruler501 on July 15, 2011, 01:50:31 pm
1770: Your respect is greater than your age.
Wow so is mine
1771:You had to have somebody else point out your respect was that high

[offtopic](How did my respect get that high?)[/offtopic]
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: calcdude84se on July 15, 2011, 02:11:00 pm
[offtopic](How did my respect get that high?)[/offtopic]
As I understand it it's being useful at the right place and time, or making an epic program. :D
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on July 15, 2011, 02:17:48 pm
[offtopic](How did my respect get that high?)[/offtopic]
As I understand it it's being useful at the right place and time, or making an epic program. :D

Or finding interesting links. Probably 20 of my rates came from those <_<
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: ruler501 on July 15, 2011, 02:31:32 pm
[offtopic](How did my respect get that high?)[/offtopic]
As I understand it it's being useful at the right place and time, or making an epic program. :D
I haven't made any interesting programs lately so it must have been being useful.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: yunhua98 on July 15, 2011, 02:41:40 pm
[offtopic](How did my respect get that high?)[/offtopic]
As I understand it it's being useful at the right place and time, or making an epic program. :D

Or finding interesting links. Probably 20 of my rates came from those <_<
such as the fact that calcdude has 42 respect.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Darl181 on July 15, 2011, 05:59:19 pm
1770: Your respect is greater than your age.
Um...I think    so...lemme check
:P

1772:
You find your-  self sub-       consciously     putting spaces  after words so  they don't wrap around the      screen in the   middle of it.
1773:
On the computer too.

#1773 wraps justright btw.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: ruler501 on July 15, 2011, 06:07:10 pm
1770: Your respect is greater than your age.
Um...I think    so...lemme check
:P

1772:
You find your-  self sub-       consciously     putting spaces  after words so  they don't wrap around the      screen in the   middle of it.
1773:
On the computer too.

#1773 wraps justright btw.

1774: you thought everyone did 1773
1775: you decide to try to mess people up yet again
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on July 15, 2011, 07:12:16 pm
#1773 wraps justright btw.

1774: You notice that that line doesn't.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: LincolnB on July 15, 2011, 07:25:09 pm
1775: You're seriously considering making this topic into a poll
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: ruler501 on July 15, 2011, 07:36:18 pm
1778: you are wondering exactly how this would work as a poll
EDIT:1779: you have to edit your posts because you ere only half done when you posted it
1780: you are so happy you messed someone up(even if it was because of a ninja)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Darl181 on July 15, 2011, 07:40:25 pm
#1773 wraps justright btw.

1774: You notice that that line doesn't.
Hey, it wraps around just after the "t" so no space is needed ;D
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on July 16, 2011, 12:27:04 pm
Darn :P
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Darl181 on July 19, 2011, 03:40:34 pm
1780: You have more than one toothbrush: one for you and one for each of your calcs.
1781: The calc's tooth keybrush is better than yours.
1782: You brush your calc's keys twice a day.  Every day.

I actually did this the other day, and it worked pretty well.  Even brushed out the msd8x adapter :P

1783: You've put glow-in-the-dark paint on your calc's keys so you can code easier at night (so it looks something like http://www.ticalc.org/images/news/1999-09-24-glowti.jpg)

EDIT: fixed numbering
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: LincolnB on July 19, 2011, 04:38:09 pm
1783: You actually read through all 98 pages of this thread
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Juju on July 19, 2011, 04:54:24 pm
1793: You've put glow-in-the-dark paint on your calc's keys so you can code easier at night (so it looks something like http://www.ticalc.org/images/news/1999-09-24-glowti.jpg)
1785: You also installed a backlight on your calc's LCD. http://www.ftp83plus.net/backlightA.htm
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: LincolnB on July 19, 2011, 04:58:54 pm
Coolest. Mod. Ever.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Ashbad on July 19, 2011, 07:02:26 pm
I just ran this.

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(1786..9000).to_a.each {|numbah|[email protected] "#{numbah}: you don't like this cheat." }
9001: you're jealous.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: annoyingcalc on July 19, 2011, 07:05:34 pm
1787 you have gotten rickrolled <9000 times (I have ben rickrolld >100(I made a program to play never gonna give you up 100 times on the computer))
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Juju on July 19, 2011, 07:56:25 pm
I just ran this.

Code: [Select]
(1786..9000).to_a.each {|numbah|[email protected] "#{numbah}: you don't like this cheat." }
9001: you're jealous.
What is this language?

1788: You use PSTools (http://technet.microsoft.com/en-us/sysinternals/bb896649) only to rickroll people over the network.
1789: In an infinite loop.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: annoyingcalc on July 19, 2011, 08:03:29 pm
1790 you have rickroll'd your mom (true *.* )
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Ti-Programmer on July 19, 2011, 10:27:10 pm
1783: You actually read through all 98 pages of this thread
1791: You took the time to look at this post.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Freyaday on July 19, 2011, 11:00:11 pm
1792: You file bug reports with people's parents.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: yunhua98 on July 20, 2011, 09:56:49 am
1792: You file bug reports with people's parents.
1792: You file bug reports with people's parents.
1793: you quote double posts before deleting them.
1794: You can delete other people's posts.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: jnesselr on July 20, 2011, 11:59:32 am
1792: You file bug reports with people's parents.
1792: You file bug reports with people's parents.
1793: you quote double posts before deleting them.
1794: You can delete other people's posts.
1795: You write inside other people's quotes.
1796: You notice right off the bat what's wrong.
1797 (ztrumpet): You write inside of others' posts so you don't have to write inside their quotes.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Ashbad on July 20, 2011, 02:39:24 pm
1792: You file bug reports with people's parents.
1792: You file bug reports with people's parents.
1793: you quote double posts before deleting them.
1794: You can delete other people's posts.
1795: You write inside other people's quotes.
1796: You notice right off the bat what's wrong.
1797 (ztrumpet): You write inside of others' posts so you don't have to write inside their quotes.

1798: you're too lazy to make your own post so instead you quote other people and then don't say anything new
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: AngelFish on July 20, 2011, 05:09:56 pm
1799: You laugh because you know 1798 is actually a sign you're addicted to cemetech.
1800: You understand 1799
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Darl181 on July 20, 2011, 11:18:57 pm
1801: You've spent time trying to figure out how to make it so various painting programs have anti-aliasing turned off by default.

Gets so annoying..ran into related problems multiple times making ds' menu :|
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Compynerd255 on July 21, 2011, 12:53:57 am
1802: You collect burlap bags of peanuts in your office.
1803: You have a fish tank full of blue lobsters.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: p2 on July 21, 2011, 08:22:01 am
1804:     You're laughing about your teachers, because you have more calculators in your scool bag than they can take away from you (teacher's desk is too small)
NOT a true storry - Our teacher always builds a tover of the TIs (one over the other)
1805:     You've startet to make a list which signs whitch apply to you because they're too much for memoryzing them.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Ashbad on July 21, 2011, 08:44:09 am
1799: You laugh because you know 1798 is actually a sign you're addicted to cemetech.
1800: You understand 1799

\o/

1806: you don't understand 1799 because you only hang out here
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Scipi on July 21, 2011, 09:33:16 am
1807: You love the smell of Blue Lobsters in the mourning!

1808: You always strive to get at least two or three signs posted at a time. :P

1809: You made a third sign to your post. Just because. XD
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Darl181 on July 21, 2011, 01:25:12 pm
Topic: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni  (Read 15516 times)

1810: You look forward to screenshotting the 16384th read
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: yunhua98 on July 21, 2011, 02:27:52 pm
1811: You know why 16384.
1812: You keep refreshing just to get to it.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Darl181 on July 21, 2011, 02:30:02 pm
1813: You realize refreshing won't work
1814: You start switching from one thread to another to see if that works/me hopes nobody actually does this :P
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: p2 on July 21, 2011, 02:32:09 pm
1815: You think you're very stupid becauase you don't know why 16384  :P
TRUE!
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Darl181 on July 21, 2011, 02:33:50 pm
Size of an app.
(and flash sector, I think?)
EDIT: http://ourl.ca/8924/167796
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: p2 on July 21, 2011, 02:41:35 pm
1819: You're happy that you aren't stupid any longer and that you know it now.
1820: You still thinking of, why the minimal size on an APP can't be smaller.
1821: You're still thinking of, how DJ_O may look like.
1822: You're happy that we've made the first 100 pages!
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Juju on July 21, 2011, 02:50:56 pm
Woohoo 100 pages.

1823: You already know how DJ_O looks like.
1824: You met him IRL.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: p2 on July 21, 2011, 02:53:41 pm
  O.O

How does DY_O look look like?
(may you search for a pic of a person who looks like him?)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: yunhua98 on July 21, 2011, 03:03:16 pm
http://ourl.ca/4813/89619
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: ben_g on July 21, 2011, 04:41:41 pm
1825:you have a game like this on your calc:
(http://img.removedfromgame.com/imgs/portaloncalcs.gif)
btw: picture is not mine, it's DJ_O's
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: LincolnB on July 21, 2011, 04:47:48 pm
 O.O

*buttsfredkin has a heart attack, dies, and goes to heaven



...I am so excited for the future.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: yunhua98 on July 21, 2011, 04:49:14 pm
that's obviously 192x128 resolution lol.  :P
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: ben_g on July 21, 2011, 04:58:29 pm
check the portalX thread if you want to know more abouth how DJ_O made the picture.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Scipi on July 21, 2011, 05:25:40 pm
1826: You thought DJ was older

(Seriously O.O I imagined him to be ~25-28!) :P
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: yunhua98 on July 21, 2011, 05:28:32 pm
he's 25.  :P
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Scipi on July 21, 2011, 05:33:56 pm
1827: You look again and realize the picture was taken 4-5 years ago
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Ashbad on July 21, 2011, 05:41:51 pm
1828: erjfowjnjoernvonoj
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Netham45 on July 21, 2011, 05:45:38 pm
1829: efnrgelnicshh
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: yunhua98 on July 21, 2011, 06:03:57 pm
1830: you realize netham just changed his avatar.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Juju on July 22, 2011, 02:39:32 am
1829: efnrgelnicshh
1831: You speak Efnrgelnicshh fluently.
1832: You know what Netham45's avatar is about.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Freyaday on July 22, 2011, 03:03:06 am
1833: You speak FArnagnlçaaiiss fluently.

EDIT: Whoo, page 101!
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: p2 on July 23, 2011, 08:54:38 am
WOOOW!
Reply number 1501!!
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: LincolnB on July 23, 2011, 04:26:45 pm
1833: You speak FArnagnlçaaiiss fluently.

1834: You know the exact times to avoid speaking with Ashbad
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Freyaday on July 23, 2011, 05:13:58 pm
1834: You know the exact times to avoid speaking with Ashbad
Isn't that all the time?
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Ashbad on July 23, 2011, 09:29:33 pm
WOOOW!
Reply number 1501!!

WOOOW!
View number 15822!!
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: LincolnB on July 23, 2011, 09:41:05 pm
1834: You know the exact times to avoid speaking with Ashbad
Isn't that all the time?
pretty much xD
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: ztrumpet on July 23, 2011, 10:11:43 pm
1837: You know that there's a thread like this on UTI that has about 65% of the posts in this tread.
1838: You know what UTI stands for.
1839: You've read all the posts in that thread.
1840: You've thought about reposting those signs here.
1841: You knew about that thread before this post.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Munchor on July 24, 2011, 05:36:19 am
1834: You know the exact times to avoid speaking with Ashbad
Isn't that all the time?
pretty much xD

1842. You also know you can NEVER call Ashbad As-s-bad, else he gets pissed.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Freyaday on July 24, 2011, 06:16:51 am
1834: You know the exact times to avoid speaking with Ashbad
Isn't that all the time?
pretty much xD

1842. You also know you can NEVER call Ashbad As-s-bad, else he gets pissed.
I did that once, which is how we know that's his berserk button.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: mrmprog on July 24, 2011, 07:56:46 am
1837: You know that there's a thread like this on UTI that has about 65% of the posts in this tread.
1838: You know what UTI stands for.
1839: You've read all the posts in that thread.
1840: You've thought about reposting those signs here.
1841: You knew about that thread before this post.

1843: You wonder how many people inflated their post count by copying from UTI.

<_<
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Munchor on July 24, 2011, 08:07:19 am
1837: You know that there's a thread like this on UTI that has about 65% of the posts in this tread.
1838: You know what UTI stands for.
1839: You've read all the posts in that thread.
1840: You've thought about reposting those signs here.
1841: You knew about that thread before this post.

1843: You wonder how many people inflated their post count by copying from UTI.

<_<

1844: Everybody knows posts in Humor and Jokes don't count?
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: LincolnB on July 24, 2011, 08:44:44 pm
1845: Noooooooooooo....
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Scipi on July 24, 2011, 09:17:47 pm
1846: Your post count would be about 10x more than it is now if they did :P
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on July 29, 2011, 04:39:23 pm
1846: Your post count is already ten times more than it is now.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: LincolnB on July 29, 2011, 05:03:42 pm
1847: You know your 8s and 16s times tables but struggle with 3s and 5s
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: ztrumpet on July 29, 2011, 05:53:15 pm
1848: You know how to artificially change anyone's post count on Omnimaga.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on July 30, 2011, 10:44:27 am
1849: You know your 2s power tables.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: calcdude84se on July 30, 2011, 03:59:18 pm
1849: You know your 2s power tables.
1850: Up to 2^9001.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Spyro543 on August 04, 2011, 08:28:58 pm
1851. You built a little bed for your calc.
1852. You have to include "calc" in each sign you post.
1853. You put Axe on a TI-30XIIS calc.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on August 04, 2011, 11:45:11 pm
1851. You built a little bed for your calc.
Darn... Now I want to.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Scipi on August 05, 2011, 12:18:10 am
1854: You wish calcs supported as advanced languages as C++

1855: You wish Axe had a computer version (seriously, it would be awesome)

1856: You hope for a future where calculators become portable programming devices that can program in any language
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Jim Bauwens on August 05, 2011, 03:08:51 am
1857: You listen to Omnimaga radio from your calculator (computer --> calculator --> sound)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: TIfanx1999 on August 05, 2011, 08:18:03 am
1763: [*
1858: You modify a duplicate post in this thread instead of deleting it, because deleting it would make you :'(
1859: You've learned how not to loose the game.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Darl181 on August 05, 2011, 06:04:34 pm
1848: You have a pink USB cable.
1849: Same as above but an I/O cable.
1850: You drew 8*8 blue lobsters all over said cable.
1851: The sprites are your own work and they actually look like lobsters O.O
1852: You sprited them with a calc.
1853: Once you got tired of drawing little squares you just wrote the hex instead
1854: You use it/them exclusively.

There's a pink cable floating around here somewhere...just need to find it and I'm set ;D
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: yunhua98 on August 05, 2011, 06:13:14 pm
1855: You can recognize every member here by their sigs
1856:  Even the members without sigs.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Darl181 on August 05, 2011, 06:16:08 pm
1855: You can recognize every member here by their sigs
1856:  Even the members without sigs.
1857: And avatars.
1858: Even if they don't have an avatar or are using omnimaga.org/avs/
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: yunhua98 on August 05, 2011, 06:31:26 pm
http://omnimaga.org/avs/
^sweet!  Are we allowed to use that?  :P
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: XVicarious on August 05, 2011, 10:33:02 pm
1859: You wonder why the list of signs that you are addicted to calcs and omni is limited to 9001.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: willrandship on August 05, 2011, 11:41:21 pm
1860: You originally thought the list read >9001 signs.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Freyaday on August 06, 2011, 12:44:03 am
1861: Your favorite numbers are 0 1 2 4 16 42 64 83 84 86 96 128 255 786 6144 9001 65535
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: annoyingcalc on August 06, 2011, 12:53:48 am
1862: you realized freyaday missed 1337 :P
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Freyaday on August 06, 2011, 01:13:08 am
1863: You leave Easter Eggs in your signs.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: TIfanx1999 on August 06, 2011, 08:24:37 am
1876: You've fixed the count in this thread at least once./me looks in Darl181's general direction... <_<
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: annoyingcalc on August 06, 2011, 10:57:28 am
1877
you have this on your calc (I do) first one is for 83/84 second is for nspire both can happen on calc (Ihave done the 84 one)



(http://img.removedfromgame.com/imgs/rickRollVid.gif)

(http://img.removedfromgame.com/imgs/CHIPS0003.gif)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on August 06, 2011, 11:13:36 pm
1876: You've fixed the count in this thread at least once./me looks in Darl181's general direction... <_<
3878: You screw with it.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: ztrumpet on August 06, 2011, 11:27:39 pm
1878: You know that previous post was either by Ashbad or Deep without looking.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: annoyingcalc on August 07, 2011, 02:21:05 am
applies to me
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: TIfanx1999 on August 07, 2011, 07:44:55 am
1876: You've fixed the count in this thread at least once./me looks in Darl181's general direction... <_<
3878: You screw with it.
Not divisible by 42.../me stabs Deep Thought with his own razor.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: LincolnB on August 07, 2011, 09:34:41 pm
1879: Anyone replied to any other of my posts yet? *refresh* nope. *refresh* still no. *refresh* no. *refresh* aagh!
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Ashbad on August 07, 2011, 09:40:35 pm
1879: Anyone replied to any other of my posts yet? *refresh* nope. *refresh* still no. *refresh* no. *refresh* aagh!

1880: Anyone responded to my thread yet?  Meh, nope.  *turns off computer*
1881: *turns back on next morning* WHY THE FUCK HAS GOD PUNISHED ME WITH BEING A REPLY-VIRGINNN!!!!  WHYY HAS NO ONE RESPONDED *gets rid of Vista in rabidical form*
1882: Oh, my last post was the last one on the page lol.  Let me hit the link to the 3 pages of responses I actually got *reloads vista*
1882: you actually felt this many times before silently in your room while browsing.
1883: see 1883
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Ashbad on August 07, 2011, 09:45:07 pm
1878: You know that previous post was either by Ashbad or Deep without looking.

Stupid Deep-ended Smart-Ashed big Bad bigot with no concept of Thought

^^, didja see wat I did ther
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: fb39ca4 on August 07, 2011, 11:01:37 pm
1884: See 1885
1885: See 1884

Recursiveness FTW!
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Juju on August 08, 2011, 12:26:04 am
1886: You keep going from 1884 to 1885 back and forth in an infinite loop. See 1885.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: LincolnB on August 08, 2011, 10:57:24 pm
1887: You installed an emergency button by your computer that says 'Break' every time you press it just in case things like 1886 happen.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Juju on August 08, 2011, 11:13:02 pm
1887: You installed an emergency button by your computer that says 'Break' every time you press it just in case things like 1886 happen.
1888: That button actually sends a Ctrl-C.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Freyaday on August 09, 2011, 07:35:14 pm
1887: You installed an emergency button by your computer that says 'Break' every time you press it just in case things like 1886 happen.
1888: That button actually sends a Ctrl-C.
1889: And it actually says "ON"
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: LincolnB on August 09, 2011, 10:58:05 pm
1887: You installed an emergency button by your computer that says 'Break' every time you press it just in case things like 1886 happen.
1888: That button actually sends a Ctrl-C.
1889: And it actually says "ON"

1890: And you cried when you first realized it only worked with BASIC
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: willrandship on August 10, 2011, 12:04:07 am
1891: Then you got over it and made sure all your Asm programs did it too.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Freyaday on August 10, 2011, 01:55:28 am
1892: You ship Omni members.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on August 10, 2011, 12:32:00 pm
1893: You make your posts ridiculously difficult to quote/modify.
1894: You installed a Gmail mod to add a Quote button in your Omni notifications.
1887: You installed an emergency button by your computer that says 'Break' every time you press it just in case things like 1886 happen.
1888: That button actually sends a Ctrl-C.
1889: And it actually says "ON"
1890: And you cried when you first realized it only worked with BASIC
Not if it sends a Ctrl-C ;)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: yunhua98 on August 10, 2011, 03:45:02 pm
1893: You make your posts ridiculously difficult to quote/modify.
1894: You installed a Gmail mod to add a Quote button in your Omni notifications.
1887: You installed an emergency button by your computer that says 'Break' every time you press it just in case things like 1886 happen.
1888: That button actually sends a Ctrl-C.
1889: And it actually says "ON"
1890: And you cried when you first realized it only worked with BASIC
Not if it sends a Ctrl-C ;)
1895:Youitakeithatiasiaichallenge.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: p2 on August 11, 2011, 02:08:42 pm
1896: You think that you already had more bugs than everyone else on Omnimaga
        REALLY TRUE!!


1897: You still hope that here will be 2000Signs until the next month!
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Ti-Programmer on August 11, 2011, 06:17:06 pm
1897: You still hope that here will be 2000Signs until the next month!
1898: you still check this thread to laugh and find something someone hasn't posted yet.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Juju on August 11, 2011, 06:22:13 pm
1899: You became manager on Omnimaga.
1900: Yay 9001! Oh wait, the 1 is at the wrong end.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: yunhua98 on August 11, 2011, 08:40:30 pm
1899: You became manager on Omnimaga.
1901: You went straight from ARS to Manager.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Freyaday on August 11, 2011, 08:49:48 pm
1902: You know what ARS stands for
(I don't)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: calcdude84se on August 11, 2011, 09:10:23 pm
1895:Youitakeithatiasiaichallenge.
It's possible to create a program that ignores Ctrl-C, at least in Windows. Combine that with a fork bomb (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fork_bomb)... (See the Win32 API version)
Frey, it stands for Anti-Riot Squad, a user group with op permissions in IRC and some mod powers created because of the need for increased moderation after the popularization of nDoom.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on August 12, 2011, 11:23:10 am
1902: You know what ARS stands for
(I don't)
(http://www.omnimaga.org/Themes/Omnimaga4old/images/omniriotlogo.png)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Freyaday on August 12, 2011, 11:42:47 am
I GET IT/me does not like being told the same thing multiple times.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on August 12, 2011, 12:22:56 pm
/me did not see calcdude84se's post
By the way, it stands for "anti-riot squad."
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: p2 on August 12, 2011, 12:26:36 pm
and what is this?
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Loulou 54 on August 12, 2011, 12:34:12 pm
1903 : You have to flood a bit to see how looks the IRC like.  ;D
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: TravisE on August 19, 2011, 06:51:11 am
1904 (Assuming the last poster(s) numbered correctly): You've almost mistaken your calc for food

1905: You have no need for official ID/driver's license because you're well known enough just by your calcs

1906: You've been accused of giving out slide cases, batteries, and other random accessories at Halloween, and/or dressing up as those or calculators or community websites

1907: You're spending time posting the 1562nd reply in this topic even though you're sleepy and should be in bed, just because you randomly come up with some things and wanted to post them really fast (Hmm, who would actually do that...?)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Yeong on August 19, 2011, 07:12:54 am
1908: Only creative idea you can think of is about making a calc game/utility
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: TravisE on August 19, 2011, 03:08:40 pm
...such as quadratic solvers and guess-the-number programs

*rimshot* *dodges tomatoes and runs*
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: fb39ca4 on August 19, 2011, 03:57:37 pm
1909: You port Axe Parser to PC.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Scipi on August 19, 2011, 04:25:45 pm
1909: You port Axe Parser to PC.

1910: You REALLY want an Axe Port to PC
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: LincolnB on August 19, 2011, 05:13:15 pm
1911: GIVE ME AN AXE PORT TO PC
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Scipi on August 19, 2011, 05:17:46 pm
1912: You'll strangle Quigibo if he doesn't make one. :P
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Freyaday on August 19, 2011, 05:59:09 pm
1913: You learned where Quigibo lives so you can go to his house and force him to work on Axe Comp.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: zeldaking on August 19, 2011, 07:01:14 pm
1914: In history you randomly spout the days/years the programming calculators came out, because those are the only dates you remember.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: zeldaking on August 19, 2011, 07:02:50 pm
1915: You double post even when you have nothing to say.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: annoyingcalc on August 20, 2011, 01:43:34 pm
1916 you havefound the bug in DoorsCS7 were if you run the OS 2.71 patcher from the homescreen with DoorsCS7 your calc wont turn on (true :banghead: )
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: LincolnB on August 20, 2011, 02:33:46 pm
That's what that was. What the freak. I had to resend my OS because of that.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: NecroBumpist on August 20, 2011, 02:38:41 pm
1917: You love it here despite being new :)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: BlakPilar on August 20, 2011, 08:44:35 pm
1915: You double post even when you have nothing to say.

1918: You've memorized the rules.
1919: You know the rules because you've been chastized about the rules.
1920: You dislike it when the rules get broken.
1921: Rule breakers must be punished. :devil:
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: annoyingcalc on August 20, 2011, 08:47:32 pm
1922 you have goten -36 and then went back to 0 in 2 months (true)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: yunhua98 on August 20, 2011, 10:55:18 pm
1922 you have goten -40 and then went back to 0 in 2 months (true)

fixed.  :P

that's really impressive.  ;)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: annoyingcalc on August 20, 2011, 10:58:18 pm
It was 36 Eeems had -40 but Yeah it is but anyway

1923 you browse the internet with your calculator (true)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Scipi on August 20, 2011, 11:08:03 pm
1924. You want to be able to chat on omnomIRC via your calc like you can do on Cemetech.

(Unless there is a way I can do that that I don't know about) :P

1925. You purchased the Arduino Uno board just for the more powerful microprocessor just so you can communicate with more calcs from your 83+ just on principle. (true) :P
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Juju on August 21, 2011, 12:05:51 am
1926. You wrote a OmnomIRC-compatible client.

1915: You double post even when you have nothing to say.

1918: You've memorized the rules.
1919: You know the rules because you've been chastized about the rules.
1920: You dislike it when the rules get broken.
1921: Rule breakers must be punished. :devil:
1927. You know the rules and so do I.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: willrandship on August 21, 2011, 12:41:06 am
1928 You scoff at using any client for omnom but telnet.

1929 You specifically order overly powerful Xmega Xplained boards for the sole purpose of hooking them to your nspire.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: NecroBumpist on August 21, 2011, 12:42:13 am
1930s: You're tempted to go out and buy another calculator despite the poor conditions of the current economy.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Spyro543 on August 21, 2011, 08:19:36 am
1930s: You're tempted to go out and buy another calculator despite the poor conditions of the current economy.

I has to get a TI-3x for school and it's going to be a TI-36x Pro :D
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: TIfanx1999 on August 21, 2011, 04:49:06 pm
1931: You HAVE went out and bought SEVERAL additional calculators despite the poor conditions of the current economy. :P

1928 You scoff at using any client for omnom but telnet.

1929 You specifically order overly powerful Xmega Xplained boards for the sole purpose of hooking them to your nspire.
1932: You scoff at using any client for Omnom cause you're in love with OmnomIRC. :D
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Scipi on August 21, 2011, 04:53:07 pm
1933: You are currently looking around to buy additional calculators despite the poor conditions of the economy. :D

1934: You love tagging onto what other people have already said without really giving any new signs.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on August 21, 2011, 06:14:13 pm
1935: You denounce #1934.

Oh wait...
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: NecroBumpist on August 21, 2011, 06:25:41 pm
#1936: You anxiously await your 40th post so you can join the IRC channel :)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Juju on August 21, 2011, 07:06:55 pm
1937. You know you can get on IRC without having 40 posts.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: NecroBumpist on August 21, 2011, 07:57:42 pm
1938: You apparently cannot properly read the site banners, but will come back tomorrow compulsively anyway.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Scipi on August 21, 2011, 09:31:33 pm
1939: You check Omnimaga everytime you even touch a computer.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: fb39ca4 on August 21, 2011, 09:37:36 pm
1940: You go bankrupt from buying too many calculators.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Scipi on August 22, 2011, 02:58:35 pm
1941: You connect to the internet during a car trip via open wireless networks while inside the car just to log onto Omnimaga. (Doing that right now) :P
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Yeong on August 25, 2011, 07:00:18 pm
1942 is one of my favorite game.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: annoyingcalc on August 25, 2011, 07:05:31 pm
what is 1942 the nes game?
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Yeong on August 25, 2011, 07:08:49 pm
yes.
1943: You have 2+ calcs.
1944: This is just a spaceholder.
1945 is one of my more favorite game, more than 1942.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Scipi on August 25, 2011, 07:34:01 pm
1946: The Game is your favorite game

1947: You lost the game on signs 1942, 1945, 1946, and 1947. :P
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Yeong on August 25, 2011, 07:36:45 pm
1948: You relize that #1942 and #1945 was really not a signs but yeongJIN_COOL's opinion by reading this. (No colons LOL)
1949:You also lose the game here.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Juju on August 25, 2011, 07:39:14 pm
1941: You connect to the internet during a car trip via open wireless networks while inside the car just to log onto Omnimaga. (Doing that right now) :P
1950: You do that in the bus on the way to go at school.
1951: You feel there's too much game-losing in this thread, so you proceed to add yet another reference to the game.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: ztrumpet on August 25, 2011, 08:47:02 pm
1952: You've had a conductor on a train announce "The Game" to a bunch of fellow high-schoolers just for kicks.
(True story)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on August 26, 2011, 01:06:52 pm
1952: You've had a conductor on a train announce "The Game" to a bunch of fellow high-schoolers just for kicks.
(True story)
You did that? XD
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: ztrumpet on August 26, 2011, 01:48:55 pm
1952: You've had a conductor on a train announce "The Game" to a bunch of fellow high-schoolers just for kicks.
(True story)
You did that? XD
Yup.  :D
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on August 27, 2011, 12:22:39 am
1953: You don't leave DJ_O alone O.O

(http://djomni.57o9.org/random/inbox.png)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Darl181 on August 27, 2011, 12:34:38 am
/me realizes he has yet to send dj a pm and immediately remedies.

EDIT: Wait nvm, the CoT application...ok I'm set ;D


EDIT2: WUT Y2K AHHHH
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Juju on August 27, 2011, 12:39:21 am
Woah 2000 PMs in 3 years. That's a lot. That's like, 666 PMs a year. OH GOD DJ_O IS EVIL :O

1954: Yet another 666 appears in your stats.
1955: You keep PMing DJ_O about that.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Freyaday on August 27, 2011, 01:02:38 am
1956: You aim to make everyone have something to do with 666.
1957: Thus goes your evil plan....
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on August 27, 2011, 10:26:11 am
1958: You lost Conway's Game of Life.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: mrmprog on August 27, 2011, 10:27:50 am
1958: You lost Conway's Game of Life.
1958: You know what Conway's Game of Life is, and you have "played" it on your calculator.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on August 27, 2011, 10:35:44 am
And I always lose :(
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Yeong on August 29, 2011, 12:27:52 pm
1960: We know the game and we're gonna play it
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: fb39ca4 on August 29, 2011, 12:51:33 pm
1962: You try to mess up the numbering in this thread.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Scipi on August 29, 2011, 01:27:45 pm
1962: Messing up the numbering has no effect on you :P
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Hayleia on August 29, 2011, 01:30:33 pm
1962: You try to mess up the numbering in this thread.
1962: You mess it up back.
1963:Combo breaker of 1962s
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on August 29, 2011, 01:31:21 pm
All three of those don't count:
1876: You've fixed the count in this thread at least once./me looks in Darl181's general direction... <_<
3878: You screw with it.
We're still at 1960 :P
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Scipi on August 29, 2011, 01:41:50 pm
1964: You laugh because that means 1962 and 1963 are correct.

1965: You wish people wouldn't mess with the count.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: fb39ca4 on August 29, 2011, 01:47:33 pm
666: >:D
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Hayleia on August 29, 2011, 02:10:07 pm
777: :w00t:
888: ???
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Ashbad on August 29, 2011, 02:19:09 pm
9002: you don't care
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: flyingfisch on August 29, 2011, 02:34:30 pm
1966: you have read all 108 pages of this.

1967: you think any of these post are funny.

1968: you even bother to post, knowing that someone else is probably going to make the 9001th sign.

1969: you can figure out the probability of making the 9001th sign.

1970: your excited because this has made it to the next multiple of ten.

1971: you play conway's game of life on grid paper when your bored.

1972: you plaster stickers with conway gliders on street signs. no pun intended.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Freyaday on August 29, 2011, 03:00:56 pm
1973: Your hang glider is shaped like a Conway glider
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: flyingfisch on August 29, 2011, 03:03:07 pm
Haha.

1974: you think its time to change the subject from conways game of life to conways soldiers

1975: you've won conways soldiers.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Juju on August 29, 2011, 05:22:38 pm
1976: You won anything that has Conway in it.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: flyingfisch on August 30, 2011, 09:15:47 am
1977: You know who conway was (is?).

1978: you like those games where they ask a question and you answer it by filling in 1 of 5 lettered circles.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Juju on August 30, 2011, 10:33:16 am
1977: You know who conway was (is?).
1979: If you don't, you check Wikipedia and say you do,
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: flyingfisch on August 30, 2011, 11:10:14 am
1980: you can read a bar code

1981: if you can't, you get a barcode reader for your computer AND calculator to do it for you.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Darl181 on August 30, 2011, 02:41:59 pm
1982: You have a bar code generator written in BASIC on your calc (true ;D)

1983: You can read bar codes, QR codes and such like so fluently that you lose the instant you see
(http://qrcode.kaywa.com/img.php?s=5&d=The%20Game)

1984: You can't read them yet you lost anyway
1985: You know what you're losing
1986: Tho the real reason you lost is because it was someone's avatar...
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: flyingfisch on August 30, 2011, 02:46:41 pm
Quote
1986: Tho the real reason you lost is because it was someone's avatar...

How did you know?

1987: You ask Darl181 for the source for his barcode reader in BASIC so you can convert it to casio basic (unless it already is)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: annoyingcalc on August 30, 2011, 02:54:26 pm
1988 you never remember your calc can do math and do the  math without it ( true)

1989 you have spent >9000 minutes online here (true, 10,271 min )
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: flyingfisch on August 30, 2011, 03:12:23 pm
1990: when someone asks you if you have a DS, you pull out your calculator and begin to make an emulator. (minus the second screen)

1991: You make call of duty - black ops for your calculator.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: annoyingcalc on August 30, 2011, 03:14:03 pm
there already is an emulator for the DS to emulate a ti-83 plus
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: flyingfisch on August 30, 2011, 03:20:49 pm
OK

1992: you have a ti-83plus emulator on your DS and you only play games on the emulator

1993: you've gotten tired of the ti-83 so you start on a prizm emulator

1994: you know what uberspire's project paradise is.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Scipi on August 30, 2011, 03:32:29 pm
1995: You are eagerly awaiting the UberGFX

1996: You want to have a calc collection that rivals DJ_O's and Kerm's collections put together

1997: You want the 83+ emu on your DS now after hearing about it from this thread

1998: You "spitball" signs to reach a specific sign

1999: You've turned your nSpire non CAS into a CAS

2000: You love getting major signs. :D
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: annoyingcalc on August 30, 2011, 03:35:19 pm
2001 you glare at Homer-16 for taking the 2000th sign

2002 you know how to WIN the game
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: flyingfisch on August 30, 2011, 03:36:20 pm
Man, I wanted 2000 :'( LOL

2001: you have a car that drives itself
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Scipi on August 30, 2011, 03:38:15 pm
Man, I wanted 2000 :'( LOL

2003: you have a car that drives itself

2004: You've corrected the numbering at least once :P
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: flyingfisch on August 30, 2011, 03:46:14 pm
2005: you posted your 2001 post at the same time as annoyingorange

SO

2001-1:you glare at Homer-16 for taking the 2000th sign

2001-2:you have a car that drives itself

2002:  you know how to WIN the game

2003: You've corrected the numbering at least once

2004: you've corrected it back
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: annoyingcalc on August 30, 2011, 03:59:37 pm
2006 you know DJ_O used to be DJ_Omnimaga
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Scipi on August 30, 2011, 04:29:15 pm
2007: You think 'DJ_O' looks like some kind of emoticon like 'O_O'

Edit: annoyingorange, I think your sign was supposed to be 2006 :P
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: annoyingcalc on August 30, 2011, 04:31:56 pm
2008 you realize the number 2008 is the year DJ_O signed up
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: yunhua98 on August 30, 2011, 04:34:23 pm
2009: You know he technically signed up in 2004.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: annoyingcalc on August 30, 2011, 04:36:55 pm
2010 you laugh out loud when you look at yunhua98s location

2011 you realize that is this year
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Scipi on August 30, 2011, 04:39:21 pm
2012: We're gonna die :P
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: annoyingcalc on August 30, 2011, 04:40:31 pm
2013 when DJ's programs return to ticalc
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: flyingfisch on August 30, 2011, 05:23:14 pm
2016: you glare at homer-16 for correcting you

2014: you're satisfied now because you have made your point

2015: you're excited cuz you made your 40th post

2016: you say someone can go ahead with 2017 now
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: fb39ca4 on August 30, 2011, 05:27:25 pm
2017: You go ahead with this year number.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Scipi on August 30, 2011, 05:28:39 pm
/me hides from all the glaring
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Juju on August 30, 2011, 05:38:23 pm
2018 is the future.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Freyaday on August 30, 2011, 05:59:33 pm
2019 TI regains sanity, releases 3.6 GHz 8 core fully programmable calc with 1920x1080 3D screen for $20. People still complain it's a locked down, outdated, underpowered piece of crap. Nobody cares.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Yeong on August 30, 2011, 06:33:48 pm
2020: You have a userbar.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Darl181 on August 30, 2011, 07:11:53 pm
1987: You ask Darl181 for the source for his barcode reader in BASIC so you can convert it to casio basic (unless it already is)
Not mine, just found it somewhere.  Btw it's a generator not a reader.
EDIT: http://www.ticalc.org/archives/files/fileinfo/345/34523.html
That's one of them..

2021: You've made numerous userbars, most if not all relating to calcs and omni
2022: You bike home during lunch breaks at school so you can get on omni, even if only for like 5 minutes (b/c the school library's closed)
2023: You converted your spare casio I/O cable into a TI cable.  Successfully.
2024: Forget 2000, you know 2024 is the real numbar to shoot for.
2025: You always spell numbar like that, as well as #963
2025: You couldn't find the pink USB cable you were looking for, but you found a white USB cable and drew on that instead.
2026: You understand what #2025 refers to
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Yeong on August 30, 2011, 07:12:30 pm
2026: Now you don't even care about messed up numbers.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: flyingfisch on August 30, 2011, 08:22:47 pm
2028: no one will mess up the numbaring

2029: you have 13 userbars (or more)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Freyaday on August 30, 2011, 11:31:49 pm
2048: You know 2024 really means 2048
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: flyingfisch on August 31, 2011, 11:52:47 am
*flyingfisch asks why 2024 means 2048

*flyingfisch suspects that something fishy is going on
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: m1ac4 on September 01, 2011, 08:03:46 pm
2029: You know why 2048 is significant.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: willrandship on September 01, 2011, 08:13:21 pm
2048 is going to be 11111111111 in binary ;)
2030: You know this list will continue well past 9001.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Yeong on September 01, 2011, 08:45:08 pm
2031: or even 25565
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Scipi on September 01, 2011, 09:38:12 pm
2032: You're dream is to make this have >90001 signs
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Darl181 on September 01, 2011, 09:40:14 pm
2033: You subconsciously put out little tests here and there to see if people are awake.
2034: You consciously put out little tests here and there to see if people are awake.
2035: You repeatedly find userbars you made popping up around the place.

EDIT:: ok test passed :P
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Scipi on September 01, 2011, 10:40:51 pm
2036: You are awake :P
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on September 01, 2011, 11:00:53 pm
2048 is going to be 11111111111 in binary ;)
2037: You see a problem there.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: willrandship on September 01, 2011, 11:40:32 pm
I thought I counted right....

Oh XD missed one :P I'll leave it for posterity.
2038: You have revived more programming projects than you have finished.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on September 02, 2011, 09:46:05 am
2038: You have revived more programming projects than you have finished.
2039: You know the significance of the number 2038.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Scipi on September 02, 2011, 10:15:50 am
2040: You like Lobsters instead of turtles.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Freyaday on September 02, 2011, 08:42:22 pm
2041: You wonder what a turtle is
2042: You put several signs in a post just to get to that one number
2043: You are addicted to one or more Omnimagians
2044: "Omnom" is a word now
2045: Blue is now your favorite color
2046: You are signed up to the Omimaga RSS feed
2047: Half the words in your browser's Spell-Check dictionary are IRC slang.
2048: The rest are Omnimaga Slang. 133 ALL THE WAY BABY
2049: You've borrowed a catgirl
2050: You didn't want to give her back
2051: Mainly because you're now addicted to catgirl milk
2052: And you don't want to lose sight of anyone THAT into DJ_O, for fear for DJ_O's wellbeing
2053: The only reason you worry about DJ_O's wellbeing is so that you get more awesome music
2054: It isn't
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Scipi on September 02, 2011, 08:58:16 pm
2055: You glare at Freyaday for taking 2048
2056: You also glare at him for not making a 2048 reference on the 2048th sign :P

*We need a glare smilie
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Freyaday on September 02, 2011, 09:17:39 pm
2057: You know he did that already.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: flyingfisch on September 03, 2011, 10:16:42 am

2035: You repeatedly find userbars you made popping up around the place.


Like my internet userbar? I couldn't help it... the bg was cool

2058: you want number 2329 (base-10 to 16 of 9001)

2059: you like calculus

2060: you take it in high school

2061: your know as The Nerd

2062: or The Geek

*flyingfisch wishes all the glaring would stop.



Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Scipi on September 03, 2011, 12:11:38 pm
2063: Or calc guy
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: flyingfisch on September 03, 2011, 03:41:07 pm
2064: Ruby is your favorite language
2065: IT is your hobby
2066: Calculators fascinate you
2067: Kids at school think your a recluse (cuz they don't know this is where you communicate)

2068: Run only has won definition - success!
2069: Only one thing can rouse your emotions - when your calc breaks
2070: Loops are always associated with "when" in your mind
2071: Lua is your second language
         '
        Do you realize you've lost THE GAME and been RICK ROLL'D?
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: mrmprog on September 03, 2011, 04:08:20 pm
2072: Someone who you don't even know called you "calcy" in the hall (true).
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: flyingfisch on September 03, 2011, 04:22:41 pm
2073: you know a guy with the username 2072 (come on, speak up DJ_O)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: willrandship on September 03, 2011, 04:50:23 pm
2074 you do realize you've lost the game and been rickrolled.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: flyingfisch on September 03, 2011, 08:13:11 pm
2075: you know what losing the game and being rick roll'd means (ishould have incorporated a link in that post)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on September 03, 2011, 11:51:51 pm
2076: You feel like an elder because of people like flyingfisch brigning him calc community memories of stuff or people he saw several years ago that almost nobody here knows.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: TravisE on September 04, 2011, 12:04:03 am
Parade? Pyramids? Hays? Radio link hoax? Bickering over Fargo's initial release? The TI Files hacking incident?
/me runs
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: flyingfisch on September 04, 2011, 11:28:39 am
2077: you remind DJ_O that 2072 is still active at UCF

2078: You look at TravisE and wonder "what the heck is wrong with that dude?"
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Adriweb on September 04, 2011, 07:10:30 pm
2079 : Your teachers call you to fix their calc problems.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: flyingfisch on September 04, 2011, 07:12:17 pm
2080: Your mom tells you to get off your calc and go outside (true)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: pianoman on September 04, 2011, 08:10:29 pm
2081: You are writing a program to eliminate all the thinking from math team contests (true).
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: LincolnB on September 04, 2011, 08:39:26 pm
2082: You are referred to as the 'Human Computer' (true)
2083: Not because you're smart (even though you are). They call you that because you have no feelings. (true)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on September 04, 2011, 09:16:55 pm
2084: And because you are disturbingly compatible with your calculator (physically).
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: flyingfisch on September 04, 2011, 09:31:26 pm
2085: you've begun to think of your calc as an intelligent being.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on September 04, 2011, 10:14:07 pm
2086: Your calculator has begun to think you're an intelligent being.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: flyingfisch on September 04, 2011, 10:30:30 pm
2087: you know pi forwards and back to th 32 digit
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on September 04, 2011, 10:41:55 pm
100. Beat that.

2088: You're proud to have memorized X digits of pi.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: flyingfisch on September 04, 2011, 10:47:58 pm
ninja'd!

2089: you hate ie and you wish Bill Gates a long drawn-out death for funding it.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Ti-Programmer on September 05, 2011, 12:25:13 am
2099. "nom" is now a vocabulary word that you use to greet people.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Levak on September 05, 2011, 02:09:17 am
2100 : You should make a 3D trailer of your program/tool to make it awesome
http://www.vimeo.com/19005952
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Yeong on September 05, 2011, 01:42:17 pm
2101: You wish the number 2 was actually 1 so it could be a binary number.
2102: At least, this is trinary.
2103: Dammit not anymore.
2104: Megaman is awesome.
2105: Rockman is also awesome.
2106: You know that they're both same stuff.
2107: You built megaman programmed by calculator.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Juju on September 05, 2011, 03:34:07 pm
2099: Yet again, fixing the numerotation.
2100: You actually do everything in base 2 or 3.
2101: War was beginning.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Freyaday on September 05, 2011, 03:42:41 pm
2102: You am the war
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: LincolnB on September 05, 2011, 07:39:45 pm
2103: Are your base are belong to us
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: flyingfisch on September 05, 2011, 08:05:42 pm
2103: you know what "all your base belong to us" refers to.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Juju on September 05, 2011, 08:29:23 pm
2105: You got the reference to 2101. (As in A.D. 2101.)
2106: You know the entire AYBABTU dialogue by heart.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: TravisE on September 06, 2011, 04:48:08 am
2078: You look at TravisE and wonder "what the heck is wrong with that dude?"

2107whatevertheheckthenumberissupposedtoberightnow: You are TravisE and look at yourself and wonder “what the heck is wrong with that dude?” :P

2108: You procrastinate and wait almost two days to necropost the above response even though it would have had far better impact if you had instead actually posted it right after the person whom you're replying to

2109: You totally forget the title of this thread and start posting points that actually have nothing at all to do with calcs or Omni

2110: Like point #2109 above

2111: Or #2110

2112: Or this one

2113: And, of course, this one...

...

∞ + 1: People ask you what in the world you're doing working with calcs and on the ticalc.org site at such ridiculous times of the night and morning

∞ + 2: Other ticalc.org *staff members* ask you what in the world you're doing working with calcs and on the ticalc.org site at such ridiculous times of the night and morning  ;D

∞ + 3: You worry about some of your calc programs not being Y2.1K-compliant because you were lazy and hardcoded the first two digits of the year to always be “20”

∞ + 4: You obsess over whether any of the points you posted were already said by someone else although you can't really do much about it since you don't have time to read all 113 pages of the thread

∞ + 5: You wonder if anyone has actually read the whole thread yet

∞ + 6: You doubt this thread will actually stop whenever the number gets to 9001

∞ + 7: You suggest to the admins that it might be a good idea to ban you from Omnimaga for a while before you end up making this thread even more cuckoo :P

And that's it for right now.  Time for me to go consume some more sugar!
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: flyingfisch on September 06, 2011, 09:23:26 am
2109: you realize this is the correct number to use
2110: you have read all 113 pages
2111: you know this thread wont stop at 9001
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Freyaday on September 06, 2011, 10:33:18 am
2112: You are in love with Axe
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Kjelddy on September 06, 2011, 02:11:23 pm
2113: your so addicted that this happens often
Code: [Select]
Kjelddy has quit IRC (http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
 Kjelddy: still here :P
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Compynerd255 on September 06, 2011, 03:21:00 pm
2114: You wrote a program to auto-track all of the signs posted here so that no one posts duplicates. (I wish)
2115: You go to TI's main office building and kiss it.
2116: You carve "Me + TI-84 Plus" and little hearts in all of the trees surrounding the office building.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: flyingfisch on September 06, 2011, 03:39:04 pm
2117: you break all the windows in ti's main office building
2118: you go to casio's main office building and kiss it
2119: you carve "me+Fx-9750GII hack" in all the trees surrouning the building
2120: you send a personal thank you note to casios president thanking him fr still letting you use that hack without making it impossible without changing the hardware.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Freyaday on September 06, 2011, 05:46:36 pm
2121: You go back in time to when TI's calc division consisted of competent, sane people and kiss them all.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: flyingfisch on September 06, 2011, 05:57:51 pm
2122: you know that you cant go back to a time when ti consisted of intelligent beings
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Freyaday on September 06, 2011, 06:00:24 pm
2123: You ignore that.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Yeong on September 06, 2011, 06:06:12 pm
2124: You believe that someday calc will play tv channels.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: flyingfisch on September 06, 2011, 06:14:27 pm
2125: You think that would be awesome
2126: you think it would be worth your time
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on September 06, 2011, 06:59:03 pm
2122: you know that you cant go back to a time when ti consisted of intelligent beings
2127: You know you can.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: flyingfisch on September 06, 2011, 07:05:02 pm
When?
(never)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Yeong on September 06, 2011, 07:55:29 pm
In 1987 when 'someone' made a song called 'something'
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: flyingfisch on September 06, 2011, 08:35:37 pm
2128: you care about your calc more than your gal
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Freyaday on September 07, 2011, 09:20:22 am
2129: She doesn't care.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: fb39ca4 on September 07, 2011, 10:03:25 am
2130: You deliberately find a girlfriend (or boyfriend, but there's a lot more options available :P ) who is into calcs.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: flyingfisch on September 07, 2011, 01:43:53 pm
2131: you dont go out with anyone who doesnt like calcs
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Yeong on September 07, 2011, 02:59:44 pm
2132: people who doesn't like calcs are blasphemy.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: flyingfisch on September 07, 2011, 04:06:11 pm
2133: you totally agree with 2132
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: LincolnB on September 07, 2011, 10:50:26 pm
2134: You're popular at lunch because you loaded 20+ people's calculators with Stick Ninja, Bubble Bobble, and Marc the Super Kid. (true)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Freyaday on September 08, 2011, 12:03:44 am
2135: You forgot to warn them of Stick Ninja's Bugs because you've become used to them
2136: They love you anyway
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: fb39ca4 on September 08, 2011, 12:20:06 am
2137: You give out free link cables and tell people how to transfer games from calc to calc so they spread virally.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Freyaday on September 08, 2011, 12:37:30 am
2138: You give out free link cables and tell people how to use them
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Yeong on September 08, 2011, 07:09:13 am
2139: You have beaten Marc the Super Kid more than 5 times in a row
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: p2 on September 09, 2011, 12:59:51 pm
2140: You played MarcTheSuperkidQuest and died more than five times in a row
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Darl181 on September 13, 2011, 06:43:58 pm
2141: You've connected an 84+ running msd8x to a Prizm in msd mode.
2142: You were disappointed/surprised it didn't work.

(actually, it completely connected while USBTolls was running on the 84 but the 84 froze :( )

Edit: 2143: You can add signs to others' posts. ;D

2144: You know how to tell who edited the post last./me stabs ztrumpet

2145: You know the significance of a certain 2143.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Juju on September 13, 2011, 10:03:09 pm
2146: You know what 2143 actually means.
2147: You are following a cult around 2143.
2148: 2143 changed your life.
2149: 2143 is why you're addicted to calcs and Omni.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: flyingfisch on September 13, 2011, 10:13:10 pm
2143 is................(guessing)...........................................................(still guessing)............................................................(give me a sec, will ya?)...................................................(analyzing data)...................................................................................(still analyzing)...............................................................(recalculating)........................................................................................(rerecalculating)...(I'm a TI machine, quit nagging, will ya?)...
Sorry for the inconvenience, but this program has encountered a serious error and gives up.

2150: you think thats funny
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: imo_inx on September 13, 2011, 10:37:58 pm
2151: You perform the calculator tucking-in-for-the-night ceremony before you go to bed.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Happybobjr on September 13, 2011, 11:13:54 pm
2151: You perform the calculator tucking-in-for-the-night ceremony before you go to bed.
You can't use that one.
These are things tha show an adiction to Calculators or Omni.  Most people do that >:D  :P :P :P
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: imo_inx on September 13, 2011, 11:35:41 pm
2151: You perform the calculator tucking-in-for-the-night ceremony before you go to bed.
You can't use that one.
These are things tha show an adiction to Calculators or Omni.  Most people do that >:D  :P :P :P
Who makes a bed and covers up thier calcs? Everybody???
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: flyingfisch on September 14, 2011, 12:04:32 am
I do!

2152: The "I do" above means two things. I tuck my calc into bed with me, and I just married my calc.

Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: willrandship on September 14, 2011, 12:17:42 am
2153 You are seriously considering adding loops to your calculators'  slide cases so you can have them on your belt. Instant access FTW!

Just don't do it on any of the old ones, that slide the calc in upwards. that would be bad. :P I guess you could mount them upside down, but then you can't have the BBC Basic demo running on your belt screen :P
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: flyingfisch on September 14, 2011, 12:22:47 am
2154: you already attached belt loops to the case (true)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: imo_inx on September 14, 2011, 12:34:56 am
2155: NO MORE OPEN FILE in one sentence makes you laugh hysterically
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Freyaday on September 14, 2011, 11:48:56 am
2156: You think computers generate sound via interrupts (true, occasionally)
2157: You have a case for your calc that comes with a loop on it (true)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Darl181 on September 14, 2011, 11:59:41 am
2158: You just stick it in your pocket and be done with it.
2159: Multiple calcs at once.
2160: You get one of those animated plastic sheet things of the homescreen cursor blinking.
(what are those called anyway?)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: flyingfisch on September 14, 2011, 12:11:50 pm
2161: Even though you have belt loops on your calc, you generally do 2158
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: BalancedFury on September 14, 2011, 09:07:37 pm
2162 : You cry when your calc resets
2163 : You have over 15000 posts and has a post rating of 1337
2164 : You donate over 9000 dollars to Omni.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Happybobjr on September 14, 2011, 09:10:37 pm
2165: You carry a hot glue gun in your bookbag (you keep with you at all times) just in case someone needs a replacement for a calculator grip.

2166: You just used your hot glue gun today to replace a friend's missing rubber grips.

It's all true! TI's prices are ridiculous (with $5 shipping) And the the glue works so much better, and last so much longer.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Darl181 on September 14, 2011, 09:40:27 pm
2165: You carry a hot glue gun in your bookbag (you keep with you at all times) just in case someone needs a replacement for a calculator grip.

2166: You just used your hot glue gun today to replace a friend's missing rubber grips.

It's all true! TI's prices are ridiculous (with $5 shipping) And the the glue works so much better, and last so much longer.
Hm, I used some of that rubbery electronic tape..worked for the slidecase's antics of comtinually being pulled off by nothing but gravity.  And on my calc only real grip I still have is the big one on the bottom, the rest is tape x.x

I'll have to try this.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Yeong on September 14, 2011, 10:13:16 pm
2167: Your calc is filled with programs that it have no space to do math.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Happybobjr on September 14, 2011, 10:20:42 pm
2165: You carry a hot glue gun in your bookbag (you keep with you at all times) just in case someone needs a replacement for a calculator grip.

2166: You just used your hot glue gun today to replace a friend's missing rubber grips.

It's all true! TI's prices are ridiculous (with $5 shipping) And the the glue works so much better, and last so much longer.
Hm, I used some of that rubbery electronic tape..worked for the slidecase's antics of comtinually being pulled off by nothing but gravity.  And on my calc only real grip I still have is the big one on the bottom, the rest is tape x.x

I'll have to try this.

If you are doing this for your slide case,  Have a bucket of ice water next to you.  If you are sure that you did it to your liking, dunk the corner that you glued in the water.  If done correctly, the fast temp change should make the glue very translucent.
Also, when done, just slide your calc back ad forth on a flat table to make all of them the same depth.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Freyaday on September 14, 2011, 11:01:24 pm
2168: You only wear cargo pants so that you have pockets big enough to put calcs in. (100% true)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: flyingfisch on September 14, 2011, 11:11:17 pm
2169: every time you use your calculator, you have to wipe the lint of the screen and get the candy wrappers out from between the keys, because its been in your pocket so long.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Freyaday on September 15, 2011, 12:01:24 am
2170: You don't.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Yeong on September 15, 2011, 07:06:28 am
2168: You only wear cargo pants so that you have pockets big enough to put calcs in. (100% true)
Ditto XD
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: imo_inx on September 15, 2011, 08:46:42 am
2168: You only wear cargo pants so that you have pockets big enough to put calcs in. (100% true)
Ditto XD

Spyro543 wears shorts with GARGANTUAN POCKETS in them.

2171: You smell like PRIZM
2172: In math class, you specify the key's number command instead of number on the key. (I did this( Apparently 53x64 dosen't equal 58.))
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Freyaday on September 15, 2011, 10:05:26 am
Lol, iVenom.
2173: You get lost on any calc that isn't yours (too, too true)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: flyingfisch on September 15, 2011, 12:24:21 pm
2174: You don't get lost on any calc that isn't yours, cuz you have an emulator and ROM image(if necessary) for all calcs. (almost true)

2175: your virtual calc collection rivals DJ_O's (that's actually true. 23 virtual calcs and i dont even remember where i got the emultors for most of em)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Yeong on September 15, 2011, 12:25:07 pm
2176 your real calc collection rivals DJ_O's. (Unfortunately, not mine. :P )
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: flyingfisch on September 15, 2011, 12:28:07 pm
2177: you dream in code (sometimes true)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Yeong on September 15, 2011, 12:28:55 pm
2178: you code in dream (also true)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: flyingfisch on September 15, 2011, 12:30:22 pm
2179: you code your dreams and dream your codes (also true)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Yeong on September 15, 2011, 12:42:58 pm
2180: You code in both dream and real life, so sometimes you lose track whether if you're in the dream or not.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Scipi on September 15, 2011, 02:18:43 pm
2181: You go to www.dreamincode.com (http://www.dreamincode.com) as well as Omnimaga.

2182: That's where you learned it was Programmers' Day September 12th.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: flyingfisch on September 15, 2011, 02:36:38 pm
2181: You all ready knew about dream in code

2182: your thinking about joining
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Spyro543 on September 15, 2011, 03:29:20 pm
2183 Your best friend is your calc.
2184 You talk to your calc, who Disps back.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: ben_g on September 15, 2011, 03:40:02 pm
2169: every time you use your calculator, you have to wipe the lint of the screen and get the candy wrappers out from between the keys, because its been in your pocket so long.
2185: this never happens to you becouse your calc is always in your hand, never in your pocket.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: flyingfisch on September 15, 2011, 05:57:59 pm
2186: your calc goes in yuor pocket at lunch. thats where the candy wrappers come from.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Freyaday on September 15, 2011, 09:35:29 pm
2186: Your calc doesn't go in your pocket at lunch (supar true!!!!one)
2187: You freak out when you can't find your calc (WAAAAY too true)
2188: You killed someone because they took your calc. (almost
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Happybobjr on September 15, 2011, 10:25:29 pm
2189: you broke a person's arm for reaching for your calc.

I do use my calc at lunch every day.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Juju on September 16, 2011, 02:31:57 am
2188: You killed someone because they took your calc. (almost
2190: You never close your parenthesizes.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Yeong on September 16, 2011, 07:26:11 am
2191: You never close quotation mark, either. :P
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: imo_inx on September 16, 2011, 08:38:49 am
2192: MEM FULL is constantly displayed on your calc. (TRUE
2193: Yu0 c4n r34d th15. (TRUE
2194: Rick Roll'd is constantly in your history on your browser (TRUE infinite times
2195: When someone goes off-topic in class, you shout "SPAM!" (TRUE.. sadly...
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Yeong on September 16, 2011, 08:47:32 am
2196: You enjoy your +42 rating XD
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Scipi on September 16, 2011, 02:40:12 pm
2197: [xkcd=859]([/xkcd]
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: flyingfisch on September 17, 2011, 07:11:27 pm
2198: You let yourself be tricked into hitting homer's (
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Darl181 on September 17, 2011, 09:30:07 pm
2199: (You already know that reference.

There's an xkcd for everything, it's kind of creepy 0.o
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Freyaday on September 18, 2011, 05:14:21 pm
2200: You have every DJ_O song in existence ( SOOOOO TRUE!!!!
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: ztrumpet on September 18, 2011, 08:09:15 pm
2201: You thought this thread needed some atmosphere music, so you added some...
(Mussorgsky's Night On Bald Mountain)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Darl181 on September 18, 2011, 08:13:21 pm
2202: You've made note of how ztrumpet's rate of embedding rickrolls has decreased drastically as of late.
yay big words

...
2203: when ztrumpet modded your sig to play dozens of rickrolls at once you figured it out in less than 10 minutes
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: yunhua98 on September 18, 2011, 08:59:58 pm
2204: You were reading this thread so intently you didn't even notice the music, and when you were reading ztrumpet's sign, at first you thought he was crazy.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Darl181 on September 18, 2011, 09:01:03 pm
Actually now that I come to think of it, we're playing this in concert band for Halloween ;D
Part of a big arrangement, and it's only a small part, but I recognize the t-bone part and some other things

Still epic failing at it despite being first trumpet :P but yay

Spoiler For random edit:
our concert band played it two years ago, we're doing it again this year :D
(about 2:27)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: LincolnB on September 18, 2011, 10:13:58 pm
Hey, I was in a symphony and we played Night on Bald Mountain (bassoon ftw!) . It was pretty freaking awesome.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Yeong on September 18, 2011, 10:17:49 pm
2205: IMA CHARGIN' MAH LAZ0R!!!!!
I guess it was kinda random. Also, the Game.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: flyingfisch on September 28, 2011, 06:18:56 pm
2206: You scowl at freyaday because he stole #2200
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: fb39ca4 on September 28, 2011, 07:25:32 pm
2207: You use your calc in the bathroom.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: flyingfisch on September 28, 2011, 08:06:44 pm
2208: You don't use your calc in the bathroom for fear of dropping it...
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: boot2490 on September 28, 2011, 08:35:08 pm
2209:
You use your calc while using a urinal...
and

2210:
You talk with people on Omni more than real people
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on September 28, 2011, 08:39:00 pm
2208: You don't use your calc in the bathroom for fear of dropping it...
2211: You use your calc on the toilet with the toilet cover on.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: boot2490 on September 28, 2011, 08:40:47 pm
2212: You can type on your calculator in the dark.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Freyaday on September 28, 2011, 09:43:55 pm
2213: You don't need to type on your calculator
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on September 28, 2011, 10:06:17 pm
2212: You can type on your calculator in the dark.
2214: A full program, in the dark, with one hand.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Freyaday on September 28, 2011, 10:38:10 pm
2212: You can type on your calculator in the dark.
2214: A full program, in the dark, with one hand.
2215: You can test it in the dark, too
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: ztrumpet on September 28, 2011, 10:40:25 pm
2216: You don't need to test it; you know it's perfect.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Freyaday on September 28, 2011, 10:42:13 pm
2216: You don't need to test it; you know it's perfect.
2217: You do anyway. Best practices and all that.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: boot2490 on September 28, 2011, 10:54:20 pm
2218:
You make over a hundred posts a week! ;D

2219:
On more than one occasion, even as a joke, you have called your calculator "my baby"
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Freyaday on September 28, 2011, 10:59:09 pm
2220: When you call your calc "baby", other people just act as if it's normal
2221: It is
2222: For you, at least
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: boot2490 on September 28, 2011, 11:16:18 pm
2223: You get mad when someone steals 2222

2224: You get depressed when you didn't bring your calculator to school :'(

2225: At the bag check at school, you pull out some stuff, and then a calculator, and then some miscellaneous stuff again, then another calculator

Edit: PAGE 120!!!!
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Hayleia on September 29, 2011, 01:03:04 am
2224: You get depressed when you didn't bring your calculator to school :'(
You forgot it ?? Impossible. You can forget your pencil, your pencil case, your bag, your clothes, but your calc ?? All your calcs ??

2225: At the bag check at school, you pull out some stuff, and then a calculator, and then some miscellaneous stuff again, then another calculator
...then some miscellaneous stuff again, then another calculator again (true). Then they looks at me in a strange way, waiting for me to pull out a 4th one.

2226: you do 2225 even in a class that doesn't need any calculator
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Yeong on September 29, 2011, 07:22:19 am
2227: You have 10+ calculators in a school bag ;D
2228: You know how to program all of them
2229: Your influence is so strong that the people sits next to you starts to program calc magically.
2230: Even your teacher(Well, believe or not, this is true for me XD )
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Stefan Bauwens on September 29, 2011, 07:25:37 am
2231: You become so smart, you discover the real names of the members at omnimaga(THE BRDGED ONE for example)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Juju on September 29, 2011, 06:00:26 pm
2231: You become so smart, you discover the real names of the members at omnimaga(THE BRDGED ONE for example)
2232: In fact, you know the real names of pretty much every member. Even Stefan Bauwens'.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: boot2490 on September 29, 2011, 07:40:16 pm
Off topic:
Do you know mine?
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: LincolnB on September 29, 2011, 09:18:38 pm
I think parser padwan is the only one on here that knows my real name.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: parserp on September 29, 2011, 09:28:29 pm
I do? :) do you know mine?
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: flyingfisch on September 29, 2011, 10:35:33 pm
2227: you have 80 BASIC progs on your calc that you forgot to delete, or thought you might use. (true)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: parserp on September 29, 2011, 11:46:02 pm
2233: you decide to take a reason even though you don't even have anything to say.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Freyaday on September 30, 2011, 12:07:27 am
2234: Your VAT is so large you can't think of anything adequately humongous to compare it to.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: imo_inx on September 30, 2011, 08:38:38 am
2235:  :thumbsup: you tried to use AXE to split wood, and ended up with a damaged calc which you replaced immediately.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Yeong on September 30, 2011, 09:15:33 am
2235:  ;D(http://www.omnimaga.org/Themes/default/images/gpbp_arrow_up.gif) you tried to use AXE to split wood, and ended up with a damaged calc which you replaced immediately.
2236: You don't even try that because your calc is precious.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Freyaday on September 30, 2011, 10:04:09 am
2235:  ;D(http://www.omnimaga.org/Themes/default/images/gpbp_arrow_up.gif) you tried to use AXE to split wood, and ended up with a damaged calc which you replaced immediately.
2237: You succeeded.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Chockosta on September 30, 2011, 01:16:46 pm
2238 : You are afraid that someone steal your calculator so you always have a padlock on your schoolbag (true...)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: flyingfisch on September 30, 2011, 03:32:19 pm
2239: You used AXE to operate a log splitter
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Yeong on September 30, 2011, 03:35:16 pm
2240: bridge is evil.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: flyingfisch on September 30, 2011, 03:44:50 pm
2240: you support yeong in the battle to keep his name (If your a real omnimaga member, that is :) )

Please note that yeong's 2240 doesn't count.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: turiqwalrus on September 30, 2011, 03:50:11 pm
2240: bridge is evil.
yes, you are... >:D

2241: you come up with completely random nicknames for people on this forum
2242: you constantly misspell 'Turiqwalrus'(true of at least 3 members here >:()
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Freyaday on September 30, 2011, 06:01:05 pm
2243: You don't misspell anyone's name
2244: Except for mine.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: parserp on September 30, 2011, 10:37:22 pm
2245: you decide to take yet another reason even though you still have nothing to say. :P
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Happybobjr on September 30, 2011, 10:49:09 pm
2246:  you bring a jar of pickles and your calculator(s) to every class so you can program your best.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on October 01, 2011, 12:37:11 am
2245: you decide to take yet another reason even though you still have nothing to say. :P
2247: Stop filling this thread with spam :(
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: turiqwalrus on October 01, 2011, 04:51:25 am
2245: you decide to take yet another reason even though you still have nothing to say. :P
2247: Stop filling this thread with spam :(
2248: stop filling this thread with spam... >:D
10: you use base 2248 for no discernible reason :P
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Stefan Bauwens on October 01, 2011, 05:13:56 am
2249:You vote against rule nr. 2240 v.2
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Yeong on October 01, 2011, 10:06:55 am
2250: You have seen me pushing Stefan off the bridge.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: p2 on October 02, 2011, 06:49:07 am
2251: You wonder how TheBridgedOne can push Stefan off the bridge, if he is the Bridge...
(Has the bridge arms or not?)
(Was Stefan walking over TheBridgedOne and TheBridgedOne decided not to allow Stefan to walk about him and pushed him off?)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: boot2490 on October 02, 2011, 05:31:06 pm
2252: You know what that creepy thing wearing a santa hat in p2's sig is.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Freyaday on October 02, 2011, 05:33:33 pm
2253: You have userbars in your sig
2254: You know the hight limit for a userbar
2255: You knew userbars had a hight limit before you read 2254
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: boot2490 on October 02, 2011, 05:51:57 pm
Height limit?
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: parserp on October 02, 2011, 07:24:18 pm
Height limit?
Yeah, what is that?
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: annoyingcalc on October 02, 2011, 11:29:30 pm
I put 1-500 on my nspire more coming soon I also attached the tns file
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Juju on October 02, 2011, 11:36:13 pm
2256: You did that ^^
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Darl181 on October 02, 2011, 11:59:13 pm
Lol, I think I did that at sign 900-something, tho a txt :P

2252: You know what that creepy thing wearing a santa hat in p2's sig is.
2257: You recognized it immediately.
2258: You know where it's from without asking
*cough* *cough* "Christmas Theme" topic *cough*
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: willrandship on October 03, 2011, 03:46:07 am
2259:Just seeing it get's the Hyrule Field song stuck in your head :P The GB Links awakening version, ofc.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Wellen on October 03, 2011, 03:49:38 am
2260 : You just installed the Omnimaga Post Notifier on Windows
(yes I did :P)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: willrandship on October 03, 2011, 03:59:14 am
2261: You set up your own post notifier on linux.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Freyaday on October 03, 2011, 10:32:28 am
2262: Post Notifier? You don't need no stinkin' Post Notifier!
2263: You're a technopath, that's why.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: boot2490 on October 03, 2011, 11:27:38 am
2264: You have six senses. One of them is your Omnimaga sense.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Juju on October 03, 2011, 01:00:50 pm
Lol, I think I did that at sign 900-something, tho a txt :P

2252: You know what that creepy thing wearing a santa hat in p2's sig is.
2257: You recognized it immediately.
2258: You know where it's from without asking
*cough* *cough* "Christmas Theme" topic *cough*

2265: Some guy looked at it behind your shoulder and knew what it was before you even looked at it. (It's what happens when you put 2 Omni members together.)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Stefan Bauwens on October 03, 2011, 02:47:10 pm
2266:You have met an Omni member in real life(HAHA. My bro.)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Freyaday on October 03, 2011, 03:08:54 pm
2266:You have met an Omni member in real life(HAHA. My bro.)
2267: And you're not related
2268: And you don't live right next to eachother (Juju, DJ)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Stefan Bauwens on October 04, 2011, 05:29:00 am
2269: You break some of these rules because they arent rules but signs ;)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Freyaday on October 04, 2011, 10:37:12 am
2270: You have every DJ_O song ever. EVER.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Juju on October 04, 2011, 11:26:19 am
2271: You wrote a music player (http://radio.omnimaga.org/) just for them.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on October 05, 2011, 04:16:20 am
What is the bridged one thing going on lately? ??? Anyone can enlighten me about that? ???

Also 2272: You keep misreading this topic title (http://ourl.ca/13317) as "omnmomnomousemove and omnmomnomousedown" or "omnmomousemove and omnmomousedown"
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Stefan Bauwens on October 05, 2011, 05:55:58 am
Here Dj:
First read this post: http://ourl.ca/3270/247242
Then read this:
http://ourl.ca/13257
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on October 05, 2011, 01:50:27 pm
Hmm I see now. Seems like some sort of new inside joke starting around here :P
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Stefan Bauwens on October 05, 2011, 01:53:27 pm
The only difference about it is it isn't a joke. ;) :P
2273: You acknowledge that 'YeongJIN_COOL' is THE-BRIDGED-ONE
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on October 05, 2011, 02:01:15 pm
Lol ok  then. :P
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: flyingfisch on October 05, 2011, 03:24:10 pm
The only difference about it is it isn't a joke. ;) :P
2273: You acknowledge that 'YeongJIN_COOL' is THE-BRIDGED-ONE

2274: You acknowledge that yeong is the underdog. :-/
2275: Because you always root for the underdog, you acknowledge that yeong's name is NOT the bridged one.

*flyingfisch is puzzled by the presence of this in yeong's sig, though:
(http://userbars.removedfromgame.com/ub/stefan%20bauwens325.png)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: turiqwalrus on October 05, 2011, 03:53:14 pm
He supports himself ???
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Freyaday on October 06, 2011, 12:33:51 am
He supports himself ???
Aha! A bridge joke! Nice!/me pulls out some cards.
/me does not know how to play bridge.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: willrandship on October 06, 2011, 12:41:14 am
/me doesn't either, so he builds a bridge by stacking cards.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Stefan Bauwens on October 06, 2011, 08:29:31 am
The only difference about it is it isn't a joke. ;) :P
2273: You acknowledge that 'YeongJIN_COOL' is THE-BRIDGED-ONE

2274: You acknowledge that yeong is the underdog. :-/
2275: Because you always root for the underdog, you acknowledge that yeong's name is NOT the bridged one.

*flyingfisch is puzzled by the presence of this in yeong's sig, though:
(http://userbars.removedfromgame.com/ub/stefan%20bauwens325.png)

No it's even worse. I have the supporter sig in mine, but Yeong's got the original one(withou supporter) in his!
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: boot2490 on October 06, 2011, 11:07:06 am
2276:
You get mad when forums or chat clients replace your smileys with dumb pictures, but you like it when Omni does
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Yeong on October 06, 2011, 11:25:23 am
2277: You are under a constant threat of change of nickname :P
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Stefan Bauwens on October 06, 2011, 12:32:16 pm
2277: You are under a constant threat of change of nickname :P
2278:You realize that nicknames don't force you to do this.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Yeong on October 06, 2011, 06:42:58 pm
2279: D:\ is depressing
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: parserp on October 06, 2011, 06:48:37 pm
2279: you find out that fisch is flyingfisch's last name. :P
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Yeong on October 06, 2011, 06:49:11 pm
2280: You know Boot2490's real first name.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Scipi on October 06, 2011, 06:56:51 pm
2281: You know where to go on omni to find out peoples real names as well as where they live :P
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: LincolnB on October 06, 2011, 09:50:46 pm
2282: WTF HOW DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS?
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Freyaday on October 06, 2011, 10:05:38 pm
245181*47352:You come up with so many signs in your head they push themselves out of memory
++:They push out the numbers, too.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: parserp on October 06, 2011, 10:06:18 pm
2283: you did your best to make sure butts didn't discover this page. :P
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Stefan Bauwens on October 07, 2011, 06:33:21 am
2284: You created a peanut bag
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: boot2490 on October 07, 2011, 11:15:09 am
!peanuts
So did I.
And what is my real name?
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: turiqwalrus on October 07, 2011, 11:16:35 am
I think he meant created your own 'personal' bag, like the Cherry-flavored blue lobsters bag...
2285: you created a potatobag :P
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Hayleia on October 07, 2011, 11:19:36 am
And what is my real name?
Let's give it a try. Morgan ?
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: yunhua98 on October 07, 2011, 11:19:40 am
2286:
2285: you created a potatobag :P
Been There.
2284: You created a peanut bag
Done That.
Many Times.  :P
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: boot2490 on October 07, 2011, 11:38:03 am
Do you know my last name?
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Scipi on October 07, 2011, 01:29:16 pm
2287: You think boot2490's last name is boot :P

2288: You know where all the different types of peanut bags are posted

2289: One of them is yours

2290 - Inconsistency FTW :P
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: turiqwalrus on October 07, 2011, 01:57:26 pm
Do you know my last name?
well, I would take a guess at one of your names(don't know which)
Spoiler For name:
THE GAME!
Spoiler For serious now:
morgan?
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Stefan Bauwens on October 07, 2011, 02:29:28 pm
2291: You want to be a lobster too.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: parserp on October 07, 2011, 05:09:24 pm
Do you know my last name?
how about a generic name?
Spoiler For names:
Johnson
Jones
qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

also, why do people keep rating you down?
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Freyaday on October 07, 2011, 05:56:54 pm
2291: You handwrite so fast your calligraphy contains typos
2292: This is because you want to get back to your calculator
2293: Even your math teacher takes your calc away. (Too true :'(
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: parserp on October 07, 2011, 06:00:15 pm
2293: your math teachers also banns you from putting games on peoples calculators. (butts) :P
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Freyaday on October 07, 2011, 06:01:51 pm
2295: you do so anyway
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: parserp on October 07, 2011, 06:03:58 pm
very true.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Freyaday on October 07, 2011, 06:07:46 pm
2296: You are a post stalker
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: ben_g on October 07, 2011, 06:08:13 pm
2297: Everyone in your school asks you to help them put games on their calcs (true)
2298: Everyone comes to you when they have problems with their calcs, becouse they know you can solve most of them (also true)

EDIT: 2299: You often get ninja'd (very true)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: parserp on October 07, 2011, 06:53:14 pm
2296: You are a post stalker
2300: and very proud to be one. XD
2301: you are glad that people come to butts with their calc problems and not you. :)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Darl181 on October 07, 2011, 07:50:55 pm
1523: You noticed an inconsistency in the numbering and you attempt to fix it with your mod powers.
2302: You do this now.
Done ;D
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on October 07, 2011, 08:21:40 pm
2303:
2304: You automatically highlighted the above line to see if there was any transparent text.
2305: You lost the Game even before I mentioned it.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: boot2490 on October 08, 2011, 09:56:37 pm
2306: You heard that Steve Jobs died via Omni (Juju)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Scipi on October 08, 2011, 10:40:12 pm
2307. You have the first post in a quote pyramid. XD
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: boot2490 on October 08, 2011, 10:47:43 pm
2307. You have the first post in a quote pyramid. XD
2308: Albiet a small one :P
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Scipi on October 08, 2011, 11:00:47 pm
2307. You have the first post in a quote pyramid. XD
2308: Albiet a small one :P
2309: You try to start a quote pyramid in this thread
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: boot2490 on October 08, 2011, 11:02:32 pm
2307. You have the first post in a quote pyramid. XD
2308: Albiet a small one :P
2309: You try to start a quote pyramid in this thread
2310: You persist!
2311: *Clicks New Posts, then Replies to your posts* Nothing. *Refreshes ten seconds later* (true)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: willrandship on October 08, 2011, 11:14:48 pm
2307. You have the first post in a quote pyramid. XD
2308: Albiet a small one :P
2309: You try to start a quote pyramid in this thread
2310: You persist!
2311: *Clicks New Posts, then Replies to your posts* Nothing. *Refreshes ten seconds later* (true)
2312: You decide that a quote pyramid might be the quickest way to get this thread closed and get people back to programming
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: boot2490 on October 08, 2011, 11:15:24 pm
*casts pyramid destroying spell*
ACBRA DACACBRA!!!
*Casts page starting spell*
All I have to do for that is post, and it makes a new page about half the time
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Freyaday on October 09, 2011, 01:58:16 am
2307. You have the first post in a quote pyramid. XD
2308: Albiet a small one :P
2309: You try to start a quote pyramid in this thread
2310: You persist!
2311: *Clicks New Posts, then Replies to your posts* Nothing. *Refreshes ten seconds later* (true)
2312: You decide that a quote pyramid might be the quickest way to get this thread closed and get people back to programming
2313: You don't want that to happen
2314: Wait...
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: NecroBumpist on October 09, 2011, 12:52:42 pm
2307. You have the first post in a quote pyramid. XD
2308: Albiet a small one :P
2309: You try to start a quote pyramid in this thread
2310: You persist!
2311: *Clicks New Posts, then Replies to your posts* Nothing. *Refreshes ten seconds later* (true)
2312: You decide that a quote pyramid might be the quickest way to get this thread closed and get people back to programming
2313: You don't want that to happen
2314: Wait...
2315: Yes we do.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Scipi on October 09, 2011, 01:34:51 pm
2307. You have the first post in a quote pyramid. XD
2308: Albiet a small one :P
2309: You try to start a quote pyramid in this thread
2310: You persist!
2311: *Clicks New Posts, then Replies to your posts* Nothing. *Refreshes ten seconds later* (true)
2312: You decide that a quote pyramid might be the quickest way to get this thread closed and get people back to programming
2313: You don't want that to happen
2314: Wait...
2315: Yes we do.
2316: You quote your own quote pyramid. :P
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: turiqwalrus on October 09, 2011, 02:07:01 pm
2317: you break the quote pyramid before it gets out of hand >:D
2318: you do 2317 after you've continued a quote pyramid many times larger than this :P
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Scipi on October 09, 2011, 02:25:35 pm
2319: You want a trollface smilie :P
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: hellninjas on October 09, 2011, 03:16:19 pm
2320: Your avatar in most forums is a Ti Program...
2321: When you end a paragraph in a story a :Return usually follows...
2322: You spend time thinking of the 2323 reason of being a Ti and Omni addict...
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on October 09, 2011, 03:23:43 pm
2323: You start all your paragraphs with a colon.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Scipi on October 09, 2011, 03:46:21 pm
2323: You start all your paragraphs with a colon.

2324: You start your signs with a colon
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: boot2490 on October 09, 2011, 08:10:26 pm
2319: You want a trollface smilie :P
2325: You actually make one (http://img.removedfromgame.com/imgs/1-troll.gif)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: willrandship on October 09, 2011, 11:53:37 pm
2326: You convince the admins to add it to the standard smilie lineup
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Juju on October 10, 2011, 12:08:27 am
2327: You actually do it
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: willrandship on October 10, 2011, 12:14:12 am
:trollface:

Yay! :P It's hidden, just like the other 4 (3? I don't remember :P)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Scipi on October 10, 2011, 06:33:45 am
2328: You go off to start spamming :trollface:
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Stefan Bauwens on October 10, 2011, 06:38:06 am
2328: You start trying everything out.
:rickroll: :thegame: :thebridgedone:
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: aeTIos on October 10, 2011, 06:52:56 am
2329: you tinyurl goo.gl/QMET cuz everyone knows that thats a rickroll xD
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Yeong on October 10, 2011, 07:00:52 am
:trollface:
O.O
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: imo_inx on October 10, 2011, 08:47:19 am
2330: O0
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Stefan Bauwens on October 10, 2011, 10:47:58 am
2331: You look for the number 1337 everywhere. In the time, in this number...
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Yeong on October 10, 2011, 11:45:32 am
2332: Woah palindrome XD
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: boot2490 on October 10, 2011, 11:52:35 am
what are the other hidden ones?
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Yeong on October 10, 2011, 11:53:16 am
O0
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on October 10, 2011, 04:59:32 pm
2333: An emoticon you made is now in Omnimaga's list D:
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: parserp on October 10, 2011, 05:00:55 pm
how do you do they guy with afro?
oh wait, imma gonna quote you...
O0

O0
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Yeong on October 10, 2011, 05:11:42 pm
:P
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on October 10, 2011, 05:28:54 pm
O0
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Yeong on October 10, 2011, 05:29:14 pm
2334: you enjoy the new emoticons  XD
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: parserp on October 10, 2011, 05:30:59 pm
2334: you enjoy the new emoticons  XD
:trollface:
even boot's
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: yunhua98 on October 10, 2011, 05:34:26 pm
O0
okay...  how...?
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Yeong on October 10, 2011, 05:36:59 pm
 It's O0
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Scipi on October 10, 2011, 05:46:08 pm
2335: You requested a new emoticon

2336: It ended up being created XD :trollface:
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Yeong on October 10, 2011, 05:47:52 pm
2337: even though it's 1000 posts away from 1337, you're still happy
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: yunhua98 on October 10, 2011, 06:12:01 pm
It's O0
Yeah, but If I quote Deep's post, the smiley shows up.  and he isn't using the nobbc tags.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Yeong on October 10, 2011, 06:13:04 pm
O.O
Then how did he do that?
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Juju on October 10, 2011, 06:20:58 pm
He checked the Don't use smileys checkbox I guess.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Deep Toaster on October 10, 2011, 06:34:55 pm
That I di
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: yunhua98 on October 10, 2011, 06:35:59 pm
Deep Thought hasn't been completing sentences lately.  :P
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Scipi on October 10, 2011, 06:37:35 pm
2338: You reflexively highlighted DT's post to see the transparent text.

Spoiler For Spoiler:
2339: You were disappointed there was none

2340: You hope sign 2338 tricked people into doing the same :trollface:
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: boot2490 on October 10, 2011, 06:41:45 pm
2341: Someone used your new emoticon correctly!!
Good troll.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Darl181 on October 10, 2011, 06:42:55 pm
Hm in retrospect I failed pretty hard on the mouth in XD
:P
Tho I like how x.x turned out..
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2342: you clicked through all the spoilers to get to this sign

EDIT: gah sign 1523 all over again..fixed ;D
(there's signs in the spoiler as well ;))
2343: You use 5 unique smilies in a legit way in one post
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Scipi on October 10, 2011, 06:46:26 pm
2344: You think a :trollface: should have been inside those spoilers. :P
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: ztrumpet on October 10, 2011, 06:46:47 pm
2345: You play the game in my sig.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Darl181 on October 10, 2011, 06:48:48 pm
2346: You won the game in the sig :D
2347: You lost while reading that
..and I lost it while I typed it creating some sort of weird paradox..?
*.*
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: boot2490 on October 10, 2011, 07:28:50 pm
Trumpet! I know the current one but I can't remember the name!
I swear I've heard it before.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Yeong on October 10, 2011, 07:29:31 pm
so did I XP
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: parserp on October 10, 2011, 07:41:06 pm
2348: both you and I lost the game AGAIN...
and again...
and again.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Yeong on October 10, 2011, 07:41:29 pm
2349: You don't lose the game with sheer awesomeness.
2350: You can convert numbers to pinary.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: parserp on October 10, 2011, 07:45:51 pm
2350: you realize that this is the 129th page O.O
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: boot2490 on October 10, 2011, 07:46:16 pm
2352:
You lose the game every 30 minutes because you are literally constantly thinking about it
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Yeong on October 10, 2011, 07:46:42 pm
2353: sirs, you just got ninja'd
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Darl181 on October 10, 2011, 07:46:49 pm
2354: You start fantasizing about if you had items from calc games IRL/me fires some bouncers around the thread and scampers

[in response to previous page]
woo I know this one too, but I'll let someone else get it this time :P/me also knows who the author is, extra credit?  ;D
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: parserp on October 10, 2011, 07:50:07 pm
2354: the only thing on your "wish list" is a calc
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: boot2490 on October 10, 2011, 07:51:23 pm
Lol I can't think of anything else either :P
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Yeong on October 10, 2011, 07:51:40 pm
2395: You do: Batteries.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: parserp on October 10, 2011, 07:53:03 pm
2396: rechargables so you never have to buy new ones.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Scipi on October 10, 2011, 08:00:49 pm
2397: You never run out of signs

2398: You often wonder if we're repeating signs

2399: You intentionally draw out signs to get to a certain number

2400: :trollface:

2401: You plan on abusing the :trollface: XD
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: boot2490 on October 10, 2011, 08:03:57 pm
2402:
You have seen the updated portion of my sig
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Scipi on October 10, 2011, 08:07:00 pm
2403: You lol'd at the Awesomosity part of his sig. :P
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: boot2490 on October 10, 2011, 08:08:52 pm
2404:
You popularized the trollface on omni
:trollface:
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Yeong on October 10, 2011, 08:38:23 pm
2405: You know that it was already popular XD
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: boot2490 on October 10, 2011, 09:56:59 pm
Not on Omnimaga!
The trollface is now one day old on Omni.
And I made it.
Oh, and, New page.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: willrandship on October 10, 2011, 09:59:02 pm
2406 You can see the page count go up as you read these
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Scipi on October 10, 2011, 10:09:57 pm
Quote
And I made it.

And I requested it :D (I feel important :P)

2407: It should be 9001 pages of awesomness instead of mere signs. XD
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Freyaday on October 10, 2011, 11:35:01 pm
2408: You started the topic that spawned D: (yes, that was me! Whoo! I feel important now!)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: ben_g on October 11, 2011, 03:08:20 pm
2408:This link has been spreading in your school (It's not a rickroll, it's worse). (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xY2W1As-Plo&feature=related)
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: Stefan Bauwens on October 12, 2011, 04:37:52 am
2408:This link has been spreading in your school (It's not a rickroll, it's worse). (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xY2W1As-Plo&feature=related)
2409: You learn the url out of your head.
Title: Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Post by: aeTIos on October 12, 2011, 05:26:34 am
2410: if you see a GIF image thats very fast, you automatically go tap CTRL very fast to slow it down
Spoiler For Spoiler:
2411: You are disappointed that it does not work
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