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9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni

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DJ Omnimaga:
I thought it would be nice to revive that thread :P

Rule: read the previous posts before posting, to prevent the same signs from being posted multiple times!

Anyway here we go with 1000 signs that you are addicted to TI calculators and Omnimaga:

1-You always forget to close your quotes and parhentesises in sentences
2-You are no longer afraid to lose the game.
3-You always prefix short sentences with .db
4-When doing maths in school, you think with 2 byte integers concept in mind
5-You are so paranoid about TI bugs that you back everything up before every math classes
6-You put your school essays paragraphs inside Output(1,1,"" commands
7-You end them with Pause:ClrHome
8-Whenever you hear the word lobster, you become like "OMG! They know Netham45!'
9-Whenever you hear the word squirrel, you do the same but with Cooliojazz.
10-You always say "Ninja'd" when talking to people IRL after someone said something you were about to say.

You can say as many as you want per post, just don't double-post without 6 hours between posts and don't put like 800 signs in one post :P

FinaleTI:
11 - Every time you watch a video, you expect a rick-roll.

apcalc:
12. When you calculator batteries die, you get new ones from the nearest battery-powered object.
13. When you have to write "inspire" in an essay, you write "nspire"
14. Same problem as 13, you write "ndless", not "endless"

Also, DJ, don't forget to indent you paragraph in Number 6, it should be Output(3,1,"" :).

Galandros:
15- You write things like 1000 to E3 and 0.1 to .1 for using less ink.

There is a huge posts of this in UTI.

calc84maniac:
16- You buy pants with large pockets so you can carry your calculator(s) with you anywhere.

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