Omnimaga
General Discussion => Other Discussions => Humour and Jokes => Topic started by: pimathbrainiac on December 08, 2013, 05:30:11 pm
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I have a confession to make: I only spend 25 hours a day on my calculator. I know, it's too little, and that's why I'm making a self-help/support group for those who aren't on their calculator enough. I know, this is a serious issue, but it must be talked about here.
Seminars are to include:
How to program better BASIC/Axe/Asm
How to enjoy BASIC/Axe/Asm games more
How to procrastinate by being on you calculator
and others
These seminars are to include special guest speaker, Rick Astley, who has himself experienced "TI Handheld Enigmatic Gnat-sized Amount of Mind Enhancement" syndrome, or THE GAME syndrome.
If you experience this, then I urge you to join me in finding a path to losing THE GAME syndrome. I have set up a toll-free support line at (313)-373-1337 for those who need help and can not go to the seminars.
Over 9000 people worldwide experience this problem, and I urge you, if you don't have this problem, to call this toll-free donation line: (800)-666-CALC
Thank you for reading this message and taking time for this. If you wish to find out more, go to my site at: http://goo.gl/QMET
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I stopped reading at "25 hours a day". :P
(Countdown before this ends up in spam)
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Can't. Stop. Laughing. :evillaugh:
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lol
just take about 9 hours away from that so u can have a rest
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Oh god lol pimath :D
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Also, set up a toll-free line for losing the game at 1-800-THE-GAME.
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Ok pimath, i think i have that syndrom D:
What can i do?
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You can start by going to the site listed in the first post. You will find more information there.
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I don't understand, it redirects me to youtube.
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Sorry, here is an updated site: http://goo.gl/6MwlvG
If that doesn't work, check here: http://goo.gl/kT5cT bad link
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that first one worked, thanks a lot :)