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General Discussion => Other Discussions => Humour and Jokes => Topic started by: northern_snow on August 05, 2011, 04:00:43 am

Title: Drink something.
Post by: northern_snow on August 05, 2011, 04:00:43 am: Waiter:Drink something?
Chemist A: H2O
Chemist B: H2O, too.
The second died.
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Post by: Juju on August 05, 2011, 04:11:12 am: Hahaha got it :D
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Post by: TIfanx1999 on August 05, 2011, 07:33:52 am: :P Bad joke. =P
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Post by: Munchor on August 05, 2011, 07:41:44 am: Poor chemist, too bad the joke is English-only.
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Post by: calcdude84se on August 05, 2011, 09:31:13 am: Virtually all puns are language-specific, so there's nothing to be done about that.
I'll make the "explain the joke" spoiler:
Spoiler For Spoiler:
"H₂O, too" sounds like "H₂O₂", or hydrogen peroxide, which, of course, is not something you should drink.
Also:
Little Johnny was a chemist,
But little Johnny is no more,
For what he thought was H₂O
Was H₂SO₄
:D
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Post by: Loulou 54 on August 05, 2011, 12:30:14 pm: Haha I understood ! xD

But I didn't realized yours, calcdude.. xD
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Post by: pianoman on August 05, 2011, 02:19:29 pm: I get it! :D
Loulou, H2SO4 is sulfuric acid, which looks the same as water. Nonetheless, you should NOT drink it.
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Post by: fb39ca4 on August 05, 2011, 02:24:54 pm: I got that H2O, too was not water, but I didn't know what it was at the time. I've poured H2O2 in my ear to clean out wax though :P
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Post by: Ashbad on August 05, 2011, 02:55:23 pm: Calcdude, +.5 for the rhyme and +.5 for giving me nice visions of a small boy drinking a gallon of sulfuric acid.
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Post by: yunhua98 on August 05, 2011, 03:20:55 pm: Quote from: calcdude84se on August 05, 2011, 09:31:13 am
Little Johnny was a chemist,
But little Johnny is no more,
For what he thought was H₂O
Was H₂SO₄
:D
hah, I remember posting that in the Jokes thread. :P

speaking of drinking.../me shamelessly reuses one of his old jokes...
Hand over the calculator, friends don't let friends derive drunk
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Post by: ztrumpet on August 05, 2011, 03:27:30 pm: I remember that one as:
Quote
Little Johnny took a drink,
But he will drink no more.
'Cause what he thought was H₂O
Was H₂SO₄.
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Post by: Juju on August 05, 2011, 03:29:19 pm: Well you had to know that sulfuric acid looks like water to get it. Which not everyone knows. And from experience from my chemistry class years ago, lots of stuff looks like water.
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Post by: yunhua98 on August 05, 2011, 03:49:31 pm: Quote from: ztrumpet on August 05, 2011, 03:27:30 pm
I remember that one as:
Quote
Little Johnny took a drink,
But he will drink no more.
'Cause what he thought was H₂O
Was H₂SO₄.
I always said Jimmy. :P
Quote from: Juju on August 05, 2011, 03:29:19 pm
Well you had to know that sulfuric acid looks like water to get it. Which not everyone knows. And from experience from my chemistry class years ago, lots of stuff looks like water.
NEVER, EVER drink water inside of a chemistry classroom. Even if its your own. You never know what could've gotten inside it.
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Post by: calcdude84se on August 05, 2011, 09:35:17 pm: Most acids or bases are always in solution, and many of the more common and potent ones are colorless. You really shouldn't be drinking anything :P
I've always used hydrogen peroxide to clean out wounds, personally.
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Post by: leafy on August 05, 2011, 09:52:50 pm: (http://www.netcrema.net/job/images/120713_80x60.png)
Our base is under assault.

Well, I laughed.
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Post by: calcdude84se on August 05, 2011, 10:03:29 pm: I thought it amusing too :P
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Post by: XVicarious on August 05, 2011, 10:28:00 pm: I didn't get the first joke right away, mostly its because its more of a verbal joke and I was reading it like "WTF? I..." and then i realized that it was a verbal joke and then I laughed.
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Post by: flyingfisch on August 29, 2011, 02:54:44 pm: all the jokes were funny. I drank a glass of H₂O₂ once and it didn't kill me (obviously), it gave me a bad stomach ache though... (and more)
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Post by: Freyaday on August 29, 2011, 03:04:11 pm: "All your base are belong to us" just got grammatically correcter.
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Post by: flyingfisch on August 30, 2011, 09:18:35 am: XD