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General Discussion => Other Discussions => Humour and Jokes => Topic started by: Freyaday on August 10, 2011, 01:39:05 am

Title: Epicly Failing Contest
Post by: Freyaday on August 10, 2011, 01:39:05 am

Let's see who can create the most epic fail!

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I kick my shoe up in the air to predict the weather. It comes down in front of a passing truck, smashing through the windshield. The truck careens into a telephone pole, which breaks and falls over, caving in my skull and causing a rolling blackout across the whole of Russia.

Title: Re: Epicly Failing Contest
Post by: ralphdspam on August 10, 2011, 01:49:23 am

/me fails because he loses the game.

Title: Re: Epicly Failing Contest
Post by: Juju on August 10, 2011, 01:51:17 am

I didn't messed up this thread.

Title: Re: Epicly Failing Contest
Post by: Freyaday on August 10, 2011, 01:52:26 am

/me fails to see the fail

Title: Re: Epicly Failing Contest
Post by: yunhua98 on August 10, 2011, 10:04:40 am

I didn't get the point of the thread, so I decided to ask Freyaday.  I looked up all of his personal info, and his address, and saved up money for plane tickets.  When I get there, I find out he moved.  To the house across the street from mine.  And then I realize I forgot to buy return tickets.

Title: Re: Epicly Failing Contest
Post by: SirCmpwn on August 10, 2011, 11:23:23 am

I installed Internet Explorer 6 and made it my default browser.

Title: Re: Epicly Failing Contest
Post by: yunhua98 on August 10, 2011, 11:34:23 am

Quote from: SirCmpwn on August 10, 2011, 11:23:23 am

I installed Internet Explorer 6 and made it my default browser.

I downgraded to Windows ME.  :P
I also kept OS 2.71MP on my 84.

Title: Re: Epicly Failing Contest
Post by: fb39ca4 on August 10, 2011, 01:09:23 pm

I made a replica of the latest i7 processor with vacuum tubes.

Title: Re: Epicly Failing Contest
Post by: imo_inx on August 10, 2011, 01:28:53 pm

I install Windows 3.1 and, well, what else is there to say?

Title: Re: Epicly Failing Contest
Post by: yunhua98 on August 10, 2011, 03:37:44 pm

Quote from: Venom on August 10, 2011, 01:28:53 pm

I install Windows 3.1 and, well, what else is there to say?

I still think Windows ME is worse.  :P  Even MS-DOS was better... Okay, maybe not.  :P

Title: Re: Epicly Failing Contest
Post by: fb39ca4 on August 10, 2011, 03:58:33 pm

Quote from: Me on August 10, 2011, 01:09:23 pm

I made a replica of the latest i7 processor with vacuum tubes.

And installed windows ME on that. BTW, the processor was so big I needed three warehouses to fit it in. (These chips have nearly a billion transistors, you know).

Title: Re: Epicly Failing Contest
Post by: jnesselr on August 10, 2011, 05:23:36 pm

Quote from: t0xic_kitt3n on August 10, 2011, 01:09:23 pm

I made a replica of the latest i7 processor with vacuum tubes.

I'm sorry, apparently some people are too awesome to fail, or I don't know what failing is, but if you made an i7 out of vacuum tubes, and it worked, then that would be some epic win.

Title: Re: Epicly Failing Contest
Post by: BrownyTCat on August 10, 2011, 05:31:09 pm

I made this and rendered it in 1080p:

Title: Re: Epicly Failing Contest
Post by: fb39ca4 on August 10, 2011, 06:13:58 pm

 :o

Title: Re: Epicly Failing Contest
Post by: Yeong on August 26, 2011, 07:07:51 am

I dropped my cell phone, and passing truck just destroyed my cell phone(True Story)

Title: Re: Epicly Failing Contest
Post by: imo_inx on August 26, 2011, 08:50:14 am

I was saying w00t and birds came and adopted me. I can now fly. I also am addicted to drinking non-stick spray.
Then I installed Windows 3.1 on my new laptop and replaced my i5 processor with an ARM processor.

Title: Re: Epicly Failing Contest
Post by: Ashbad on August 26, 2011, 10:32:02 am

I tried holding a serious conversation with Nikky.

Title: Re: Epicly Failing Contest
Post by: fb39ca4 on August 26, 2011, 11:45:14 am

Quote from: BrownyTCat on August 10, 2011, 05:31:09 pm

I made this and rendered it in 1080p:

Offtopic, but your video has 69 views atm.

Title: Re: Epicly Failing Contest
Post by: Yeong on August 26, 2011, 12:21:34 pm

I tried to make The Game with calc without losing.

Title: Re: Epicly Failing Contest
Post by: imo_inx on August 26, 2011, 10:32:09 pm

I eatz a NSpire.  :o

Title: Re: Epicly Failing Contest
Post by: flyingfisch on August 29, 2011, 03:19:05 pm

I edit windows ME to work on an IBM 8088 processor (and I dont debug the edited version), then I edit ie6 to work on my clone of ME (again without debugging of course). I am proud of my work. I dare to boot it. it gives me an error saying "ie6 is causing this computer to self destruct." the computer fans start braking one by one, the processor overheats, at the same time a capacitor is overcharging. the capacitor explodes and the processor starts melting all the electronics in the comp. then the electricity i am sucking from the power plant causes half the country to have a blackout, while the other half is having a brown out. On top of that the city burns down from the heat of my comp.

I think i made this soooooo long that it isn't funny. which is actually the epic fail i was trieing to produce.

Title: Re: Epicly Failing Contest
Post by: AngelFish on August 29, 2011, 03:34:51 pm

I installed OS v. 2.55 with boot code 1.03.

Did I win anything?

Title: Re: Epicly Failing Contest
Post by: imo_inx on August 29, 2011, 03:58:29 pm

I read every post in this topic and go downstairs and sit in the corner wit da light off and hiss at whoever disturbs me and become very ale from now sun and then eat cheeze and go outside and burn instantly and repartition my mp3 to linux(x83) and listen to it die and then learn how to stop typing and and there and I'm finished and now stuffz:

Creditz:

Director: iVenom

Editor: iVenom

Tester: iVenom

SprayCheez: Kraft

Computer: Gatewy

EaterOf stuffz: iVenom

Special Thx: me.

Wordz: woot

Food: Dorito's

Sound: This iz a post, no sound

End: me

The end: ivenom

The end (written by me)

The end

Title: Re: Epicly Failing Contest
Post by: TravisE on August 29, 2011, 10:29:58 pm

Okay, here goes. I'm t

Title: Re: Epicly Failing Contest
Post by: fb39ca4 on August 30, 2011, 01:05:24 am

i grew so much hair the only language i could speak was wookiee

Title: Re: Epicly Failing Contest
Post by: Juju on August 30, 2011, 01:12:44 am

I can't this post D:

Title: Re: Epicly Failing Contest
Post by: imo_inx on August 30, 2011, 08:46:31 am

Quote from: iVenom on August 29, 2011, 03:58:29 pm

I read every post in this topic and go downstairs and sit in the corner wit da light off and hiss at whoever disturbs me and become very ale from now sun and then eat cheeze and go outside and burn instantly and repartition my mp3 to linux(x83) and listen to it die and then learn how to stop typing and and there and I'm finished and now stuffz:

Creditz:

Director: iVenom

Editor: iVenom

Tester: iVenom

SprayCheez: Kraft

Computer: Gatewy

EaterOf stuffz: iVenom

Special Thx: me.

Wordz: woot

Food: Dorito's

Sound: This iz a post, no sound

End: me

The end: ivenom

The end (written by me)

The end

x2 :D

Title: Re: Epicly Failing Contest
Post by: Yeong on August 30, 2011, 01:03:54 pm

I have hummed benny hill for 2 hrs

Title: Re: Epicly Failing Contest
Post by: fb39ca4 on August 30, 2011, 03:54:35 pm

That this post was not an epic fail.

Title: Re: Epicly Failing Contest
Post by: yunhua98 on August 30, 2011, 04:31:53 pm

I insulted Netham45

Title: Re: Epicly Failing Contest
Post by: Spyro543 on August 30, 2011, 04:50:35 pm

{TRUE STORY :P}

We were playing some music in band. There was a whole note tied to a dotted half note. I thought the band teacher made the hand stopping motion after 6 counts instead of 7, so I said, "{insert name here}, there was a dotted half note there, not just a half note." When I was putting my trumpet away (yes I play trumpet), iVenom (yes we're best friends IRL and go to school together) told me that I played 8 counts, and the band teacher correctly conducted and everyone else played it correctly except for me.

Title: Re: Epicly Failing Contest
Post by: flyingfisch on August 30, 2011, 05:24:32 pm

LOL!

Title: Re: Epicly Failing Contest
Post by: TravisE on August 30, 2011, 09:27:21 pm

I once succeeded in writing a 1-byte quadratic solver including the byte %10101010, but sadly I lost it in a crash and never was able to recover it. :(

Title: Re: Epicly Failing Contest
Post by: Freyaday on August 30, 2011, 11:29:56 pm

Spoiler For Niiiiiiice:

I like to the logic fail, too.

Title: Re: Epicly Failing Contest
Post by: fb39ca4 on August 31, 2011, 12:43:25 am

So sad, Travis, so sad. That's why you always back up your work, even when it's a single byte and you know part of your program from memory.

Title: Re: Epicly Failing Contest
Post by: Hayleia on August 31, 2011, 02:58:07 am

I copied an appvar to Y2 and tried to read in it. I spend 3 hours looking for a bug to discover I was reading in Y1.

Title: Re: Epicly Failing Contest
Post by: imo_inx on August 31, 2011, 08:29:39 am

I disabled ccsm in Ubuntu D: