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Epicly Failing Contest
« on: August 10, 2011, 01:39:05 am »
Let's see who can create the most epic fail!

I kick my shoe up in the air to predict the weather. It comes down in front of a passing truck, smashing through the windshield. The truck careens into a telephone pole, which breaks and falls over, caving in my skull and causing a rolling blackout across the whole of Russia.
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Re: Epicly Failing Contest
« Reply #1 on: August 10, 2011, 01:49:23 am »
* ralphdspam fails because he loses the game.
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Re: Epicly Failing Contest
« Reply #2 on: August 10, 2011, 01:51:17 am »
I didn't messed up this thread.

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Re: Epicly Failing Contest
« Reply #3 on: August 10, 2011, 01:52:26 am »
* Freyaday fails to see the fail
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Re: Epicly Failing Contest
« Reply #4 on: August 10, 2011, 10:04:40 am »
I didn't get the point of the thread, so I decided to ask Freyaday.  I looked up all of his personal info, and his address, and saved up money for plane tickets.  When I get there, I find out he moved.  To the house across the street from mine.  And then I realize I forgot to buy return tickets.

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Re: Epicly Failing Contest
« Reply #5 on: August 10, 2011, 11:23:23 am »
I installed Internet Explorer 6 and made it my default browser.

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Re: Epicly Failing Contest
« Reply #6 on: August 10, 2011, 11:34:23 am »
I installed Internet Explorer 6 and made it my default browser.
I downgraded to Windows ME.  :P
I also kept OS 2.71MP on my 84.
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Re: Epicly Failing Contest
« Reply #7 on: August 10, 2011, 01:09:23 pm »
I made a replica of the latest i7 processor with vacuum tubes.

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Re: Epicly Failing Contest
« Reply #8 on: August 10, 2011, 01:28:53 pm »
I install Windows 3.1 and, well, what else is there to say?
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Re: Epicly Failing Contest
« Reply #9 on: August 10, 2011, 03:37:44 pm »
I install Windows 3.1 and, well, what else is there to say?
I still think Windows ME is worse.  :P  Even MS-DOS was better... Okay, maybe not.  :P

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Re: Epicly Failing Contest
« Reply #10 on: August 10, 2011, 03:58:33 pm »
I made a replica of the latest i7 processor with vacuum tubes.
And installed windows ME on that. BTW, the processor was so big I needed three warehouses to fit it in. (These chips have nearly a billion transistors, you know).

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Re: Epicly Failing Contest
« Reply #11 on: August 10, 2011, 05:23:36 pm »
I made a replica of the latest i7 processor with vacuum tubes.
I'm sorry, apparently some people are too awesome to fail, or I don't know what failing is, but if you made an i7 out of vacuum tubes, and it worked, then that would be some epic win.

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Re: Epicly Failing Contest
« Reply #12 on: August 10, 2011, 05:31:09 pm »
I made this and rendered it in 1080p:


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Re: Epicly Failing Contest
« Reply #13 on: August 10, 2011, 06:13:58 pm »
 :o

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Re: Epicly Failing Contest
« Reply #14 on: August 26, 2011, 07:07:51 am »
I dropped my cell phone, and passing truck just destroyed my cell phone(True Story)
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