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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #1140 on: December 17, 2014, 12:22:22 pm »
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #1141 on: December 17, 2014, 06:13:30 pm »
What would happen if 3.1416 people tried to do well on their final? What would be the extra decimals? O.O
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #1142 on: December 17, 2014, 08:20:30 pm »
What would happen if 3.1416 people tried to do well on their final? What would be the extra decimals? O.O
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #1143 on: December 19, 2014, 12:35:01 am »
What would happen if 3.1416 people tried to do well on their final? What would be the extra decimals? O.O
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #1144 on: December 19, 2014, 06:39:01 pm »
I was thinking along the lines of decapitation :P

That's the first thing I think of as a decimal of a human :P
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #1145 on: December 20, 2014, 12:23:33 am »
But what if the human was already 0.314 (approximately) in the first place, had his head and was still alive? :P (not as zombie)
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #1146 on: February 04, 2015, 08:40:11 pm »
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #1147 on: February 22, 2015, 06:30:38 am »
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12:24 <•Netham45> Lobsters don't age.
12:25 <•^> (O)<harold> they just get bigger
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #1148 on: June 01, 2015, 09:59:56 pm »
This:
Spoiler For Spoiler:
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[9:40:02 PM]   pimathbrainiac   hi
[9:40:05 PM]   geekboy   no
[9:41:28 PM]   *   pimathbrainiac goes off to die in a hole due to geekboy's disapproval
[9:41:43 PM]   iMo_Inx   hi
[9:41:49 PM]   *   Iambian tosses cherries into the hole
[9:42:01 PM]   *   pimathbrainiac tosses Iambian one of said cherries
[9:42:17 PM]   *   alberthro kicks pimathbraniac into a hole
[9:42:35 PM]   iMo_Inx   isnt he in a hole already
[9:42:47 PM]   *   alberthro kicks pimathbraniac into a deeper hole
[9:42:49 PM]   *   Iambian leaps to catch the returned cherry, then offers thanks for sharing the bounty while nomming with reckless abandon
[9:43:41 PM]   *   iMo_Inx is in awe of iambian's eloquent speak
[9:44:29 PM]   Iambian   It's a running gag
[9:45:08 PM]   *   c4ooo helps pimath out of hole
[9:45:10 PM]   iMo_Inx   ?
[9:45:37 PM]   *   geekboy placed pimath inside a bowl and surounds him with cherries
[9:45:40 PM]   *   geekboy waits
[9:45:47 PM]   Iambian   Whenever pimathbrainiac tosses me a delicious crimson orb of cherryness...
[9:45:48 PM]   Iambian   o.0
[9:45:50 PM]   Iambian   0.o
[9:45:53 PM]   *   c4ooo converts the hole into a rocket turnent and shoots geekboy
[9:45:56 PM]   Iambian   0.0
[9:46:13 PM]   iMo_Inx   ahhh
[9:46:50 PM]   *   Iambian rushes to nom the delicious cherries in the bowl without care or constraints to either good sense nor the laws of physics
[9:48:17 PM]   *   c4ooo eats gmo cherries that where grown in less time then real ones and sticks tonge out at Iambian
[9:48:59 PM]   Iambian   I like my all-natural hypercherries, grown right in Cthulhu's back yard!
[9:49:16 PM]   *   iMo_Inx wonders how much less time
[9:49:33 PM]   *   c4ooo while Iambian is distracted, i shoot him with my rocket turrent too smiley
[9:49:55 PM]   iMo_Inx   theres no n in turret
[9:51:31 PM]   *   c4ooo cries at being betrayed by pimath "no pimath you cant do this to me, why did you leave the turrent!"
[9:52:29 PM]   *   iMo_Inx sends notice about c4ooo's turrenting because it's too illegal
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #1149 on: June 05, 2015, 09:11:55 am »
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<(#) Netham45> nom
<Sorunome> hi netham
* (#) geekwork eats Netham45
* (#) Netham45 exploes
<(#) Netham45> explodes*
* (#) Netham45 needs a new keyboard.
<Sorunome> wait, did netham just explode inside of geekboy?
<Jamesguessis> Sorunome: way to make it sound extremely innapropriate
<(#) Netham45> Yea, eww.

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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #1150 on: June 10, 2015, 10:19:48 pm »
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alberthro   what kind of engineering summer program is it? :S
[9:56:27 PM]   pimathbrainiac   one where I go to a college and do projects and take some classes
[9:56:57 PM]   alberthro   niceeee
[9:57:01 PM]   alberthro   which college?
[9:57:43 PM]   pimathbrainiac   Rose Hulman (in Indiana) and mix of CS/EE/ME stuff
[9:58:29 PM]   alberthro   RHIT... only one letter away from a certain other interesting institution  ;)
[9:58:56 PM]   pimathbrainiac   which one?
[9:59:26 PM]   c4ooo   The one in the toilet  :P
[9:59:26 PM]   alberthro   The *HIT (South Harmon Institute of Technology)  :P
[9:59:37 PM]   c4ooo   o I misinterpreted that
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #1151 on: July 01, 2015, 05:53:43 pm »
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[5:37:03 PM]   JWinslow23   Lemme just say...
[5:37:15 PM]   JWinslow23   ...I am in complete shock right now. Shocked
[5:38:16 PM]   *   c4ooo wonders why
[5:41:00 PM]   JWinslow23   A wild CodeGolf Entry appears!
[5:41:20 PM]   JWinslow23   TI-BASIC Level 43
[5:41:32 PM]   JWinslow23   Go! Submission Process!
[5:41:38 PM]   JWinslow23   *poof*
[5:44:24 PM]   JWinslow23   Host used Code Gather!
[5:44:30 PM]   JWinslow23   It's super effective!
[5:45:27 PM]   JWinslow23   Submitter used Byte Bite!
[5:45:32 PM]   JWinslow23   It's not very effective...
[5:46:34 PM]   *   New edit by JWinslow23 on Code Golf - The Reboot #5 http://ourl.ca/22091/401664
[5:46:36 PM]   JWinslow23   Host used Edit OP!
[5:46:45 PM]   Juju   hm
[5:46:55 PM]   JWinslow23   Alright! CodeGolf Entry was caught!
[5:47:12 PM]   JWinslow23   Host gained 1104 EXP. points!
[5:47:14 PM]   JWinslow23   Tongue
[5:47:27 PM]   JWinslow23   Put THAT in the funny quotes thread
Dont question me idk what is going on :P
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #1152 on: July 01, 2015, 09:30:07 pm »
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[5:37:03 PM]   JWinslow23   Lemme just say...
[5:37:15 PM]   JWinslow23   ...I am in complete shock right now. Shocked
[5:38:16 PM]   *   c4ooo wonders why
[5:41:00 PM]   JWinslow23   A wild CodeGolf Entry appears!
[5:41:20 PM]   JWinslow23   TI-BASIC Level 43
[5:41:32 PM]   JWinslow23   Go! Submission Process!
[5:41:38 PM]   JWinslow23   *poof*
[5:44:24 PM]   JWinslow23   Host used Code Gather!
[5:44:30 PM]   JWinslow23   It's super effective!
[5:45:27 PM]   JWinslow23   Submitter used Byte Bite!
[5:45:32 PM]   JWinslow23   It's not very effective...
[5:46:34 PM]   *   New edit by JWinslow23 on Code Golf - The Reboot #5 http://ourl.ca/22091/401664
[5:46:36 PM]   JWinslow23   Host used Edit OP!
[5:46:45 PM]   Juju   hm
[5:46:55 PM]   JWinslow23   Alright! CodeGolf Entry was caught!
[5:47:12 PM]   JWinslow23   Host gained 1104 EXP. points!
[5:47:14 PM]   JWinslow23   Tongue
[5:47:27 PM]   JWinslow23   Put THAT in the funny quotes thread
Dont question me idk what is going on :P
That was my obfuscated way of saying I got a 43-byte entry to Code Golf #5 in TI-BASIC, was collecting it, and edited the original post to update the table.
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #1153 on: July 09, 2015, 07:03:15 pm »
And Jwinslow was amazed. :P

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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #1154 on: July 16, 2015, 03:29:08 pm »
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[3:20:58 PM]   Eeems   Who is Deems?
[3:21:01 PM]   lirtosiast   Some infinities are different.
[3:21:04 PM]   Sorunome   devil eems
[3:21:04 PM]   Eeems   shmibs: right right right
[3:21:15 PM]   Eeems   shmibs: plus, it's all just a computer simulation
[3:21:17 PM]   lirtosiast   n(real numbers) = n(real numbers between 0 and 1)
[3:21:21 PM]   Eeems   in another computer simulation
[3:21:24 PM]   shmibs   yeah, probably
[3:21:27 PM]   c4ooo   your mother (random guess that's
[3:21:27 PM]   shmibs   ┐(¯-¯)┌
[3:21:28 PM]   lirtosiast   but n(real numbers) != n(integers)
[3:21:30 PM]   Eeems   Who knows how many levels deep
[3:21:34 PM]   shmibs   3
[3:21:37 PM]   JWinslow23   The code seems to be working.
[3:21:40 PM]   shmibs   we can tell it
[3:21:44 PM]   shmibs   s 3 from the rounding errors
[3:22:54 PM]   c4ooo   Deems is Eeems in the parallel universe of Apple auto correct
[3:23:06 PM]   Eeems   eww
[3:23:14 PM]   shmibs   http://music.thehai.org/track/us-v-them-lcd-soundsystem-cover
[3:23:16 PM]   Eeems   We should destroy that universe
[3:23:23 PM]   shmibs   over and over and over again
[3:23:29 PM]   Hooloovoo   it's more of an orthogonal universe