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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #960 on: May 08, 2014, 03:39:17 pm »
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[21:33] * Derpy boops Streetwalrus
[21:34] <+Streetwalrus> You need base 10 log and division by 10 for that
[21:34] * Streetwalrus boops derpy back and hugs her
[21:34] * Streetwalrus squeezes derpy :3
[21:35] * Derpy licks Streetwalrus :3
[21:35] <+Streetwalrus> Also I'm currently deving on two calcs at the same time
[21:35] * Streetwalrus wipes away the slime
[21:35] <~Derpy> i already did it with three for reuben
[21:35] <~Derpy> so give it a break
[21:35] <+Streetwalrus> LOL
[21:35] <~Derpy> :P
[21:35] <~Derpy> three calcs plus two computer screens
[21:36] <+Streetwalrus> Two calcs and a phone
[21:36] <+Streetwalrus> Phone for IRC and axe doc
[21:36] <@Fluttershy> lol
[21:36] <+Streetwalrus> 84+ as an actual calc
[21:36] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Eiyeron> "*   Derpy licks Streetwalrus Kittyface" That escalated quickly
[21:36] <+Streetwalrus> 83+se to actually program
[21:37] * Derpy boops Streetwalrus again
[21:37] <+Streetwalrus> LOL Eiyeron

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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #961 on: May 14, 2014, 09:17:56 am »
Lolwut O.O (this reminds me the DragonFire IRC network days of #omnimaga :P)

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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #962 on: May 14, 2014, 09:18:26 am »
Lolwut O.O (this reminds me the DragonFire IRC network days of #omnimaga :P)
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #963 on: May 14, 2014, 12:30:26 pm »
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #964 on: May 17, 2014, 04:02:30 pm »
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Eiyeron   HI matref
LDStudios   HI world
*   New post by Eiyeron in [Ndless] nKaruga http://ourl.ca/21087/383747
Eiyeron   HI men!
*   Eiyeron  runs
harold   HI void
Eiyeron   Hi phone!
*   void has joined #omnimaga
Eiyeron   saw what you did there
*   harold  stares
Fluttershy   o.o
*   void stares back

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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #965 on: May 17, 2014, 04:04:36 pm »
XD That was awesome. :P

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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #966 on: May 21, 2014, 08:41:06 pm »

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[7:26:36 PM]   ordelore   still down
[7:26:46 PM]   ordelore   Day 9001
[7:26:53 PM]   ordelore   #omnimaga has been down
[7:26:58 PM]   ordelore   for a long time
[7:27:04 PM]   ordelore   I'm starting to lose hope
[7:27:15 PM]   Fluttershy   hi
[7:27:32 PM]   ordelore   hi'
[7:27:58 PM]   123outerme   hey, me too.
[7:28:14 PM]   ordelore   day 31337
[7:28:38 PM]   123outerme   Dawn of the Final Day
[7:28:46 PM]   ordelore   I'm waiting for Fluttershy to make good on his/her's/pony's word
[7:28:51 PM]   123outerme   -24 Hours Remain-
[7:29:08 PM]   123outerme   *until #omnimaga is fixed (not)
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #967 on: May 22, 2014, 12:59:43 am »
What ? ???

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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #968 on: May 22, 2014, 01:05:34 am »

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[7:26:36 PM]   ordelore   still down
[7:26:46 PM]   ordelore   Day 9001
[7:26:53 PM]   ordelore   #omnimaga has been down
[7:26:58 PM]   ordelore   for a long time
[7:27:04 PM]   ordelore   I'm starting to lose hope
[7:27:15 PM]   Fluttershy   hi
[7:27:32 PM]   ordelore   hi'
[7:27:58 PM]   123outerme   hey, me too.
[7:28:14 PM]   ordelore   day 31337
[7:28:38 PM]   123outerme   Dawn of the Final Day
[7:28:46 PM]   ordelore   I'm waiting for Fluttershy to make good on his/her's/pony's word
[7:28:51 PM]   123outerme   -24 Hours Remain-
[7:29:08 PM]   123outerme   *until #omnimaga is fixed (not)

This seems like these "YouTube logs" where random comments give a comment as if they were logging their impression to the video closed in a room. Add some Majora Mask reference and you're it.

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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #969 on: May 22, 2014, 02:32:38 pm »
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123outerme: @google hello
Derpy: dj ain't either :P
DerpyBot: [google] HELLO! Online: celebrity & royal news, magazine, babies, weddings ... - hellomagazine.fakelink.com/
123outerme: Uh, that's not what I was going for :P
« Last Edit: May 22, 2014, 02:34:47 pm by 123outerme »

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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #970 on: May 22, 2014, 02:52:47 pm »
Spoiler For long:
Samus, boobs and muscles ! :D
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[22:09] <+Streetwalrus> https://wiki.dolphin-emu.org/images/e/e5/Metroid_Other_M.jpg
[22:09] <+Streetwalrus> Wut
[22:09] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<JWinslow23> I just don't need an extra 8 bits of precision.
[22:09] <+Streetwalrus> Samus used to be a muscle mountain
[22:10] <+Streetwalrus> In brawl she's sexy as hell, almost a pr0n*
[22:10] <+Streetwalrus> And now she's just a matches figure O.O
[22:11] <+Streetwalrus> Also where's her iconic blue outfit ?
[22:11] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<JWinslow23> In the game. :p
[22:11] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Hayleia> wow
[22:11] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Hayleia> so it made beeps then turned off O.O
[22:11] <+OmnomIRC> (#)* JosJuice has quit #omnimaga (Quit: Leaving.)
[22:12] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Hayleia> then I turned it back on, it made three beeps between grub and windows
[22:12] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<JWinslow23> http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/4/4c/Zero_Suit_Samus_Other_M.png/170px-Zero_Suit_Samus_Other_M.png
[22:12] <+Streetwalrus> Yeah I know
[22:12] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<JWinslow23> Zero Suit in Metroid: Other M :p
[22:12] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Hayleia> but heavy ones, not in the speaker, I am sure my neighbours heard them (not joking nor exxagerating)
[22:13] <+Streetwalrus> Are you serious ? Samus ? This kind of shoes ?
[22:13] <+Streetwalrus> This can't be O.O
[22:13] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Hayleia> have you seen her stilettos in the upcoming Smash ? :P
[22:14] <+Streetwalrus> What ? O.O
[22:14] * Streetwalrus smacks Nintendo
[22:14] <~Derpy> ponies
[22:14] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Hayleia> she has "power stilettos" or whatever they called them :P
[22:15] * New post by ordelore in Star Wars Rebels http://ourl.ca/21066/382729
[22:15] <+Streetwalrus> WHERE ARE THE MUSCLES I WANT 'EM BACK
[22:15] * Streetwalrus runs
[22:16] <+Streetwalrus> They call the shoes rocket boots
[22:17] <+Streetwalrus> Now samus is the kind to wear boots
[22:17] <+Streetwalrus> But not that bs
[22:17] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<JWinslow23> I'm not finding any suitless Samus from SSBB.
[22:17] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<JWinslow23> She always has her suit.
[22:17] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<JWinslow23> Street, why lie?
[22:18] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<JWinslow23> jk
[22:19] <+Streetwalrus> Zero suit samus /is/ in ssbb
[22:19] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Hayleia> (and Project M :P)
[22:19] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<JWinslow23> I just haven't seen it. :/
[22:19] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<JWinslow23> Ah, now I see.
[22:20] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<JWinslow23> I was searching regular Samus. ::)
[22:20] <+Streetwalrus> I'd love her even more if she didn't look so... Rounded if you know what I mean
[22:20] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Hayleia> no
[22:20] <+Streetwalrus> Big boobs, big butt, no muscles
[22:20] <+Streetwalrus> Want a pic ?
[22:20] <+Streetwalrus> :P
[22:20] <+Streetwalrus> Or rather, a drawing
[22:20] * matrefeytontias hears boobs and butt
[22:21] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Hayleia> argh, Project M beeps too D:
[22:21] * matrefeytontias runs
[22:21] <+Streetwalrus> Hi matref
[22:21] <~Derpy> <Streetwalrus> Big boobs
[22:21] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Hayleia> lol matrefeytontias :P
[22:21] <~Derpy> O.O
[22:21] <matrefeytontias> helloes :3
[22:21] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<JWinslow23> No.
[22:21] <+Streetwalrus> Heh derpy
[22:21] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<JWinslow23> Let's change the subject.
[22:21] <+OmnomIRC> (#) EeemsBot has kicked OmnomIRC from #omnimaga (flood)
[22:21] <+Streetwalrus> Talking about samus's evolution over time
[22:21] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<JWinslow23> Let's just talk about 80's Samus.
[22:21] <matrefeytontias> XD
[22:21] * Streetwalrus prods derpy :I
[22:21] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<JWinslow23> JUSTIN BAILEY, anyone? :p
[22:21] <~Derpy> but but but
[22:21] * Derpy boops Streetwalrus
[22:22] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Hayleia> I misread that "but but but" :P
[22:22] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Hayleia> and that "boops" :P
[22:22] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Hayleia> jk
[22:22] * matrefeytontias kills Hayleia
[22:22] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Hayleia> and where is ElementCoder ?
[22:22] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Hayleia> matrefeytontias, you were the one to start it :P
[22:22] <+OmnomIRC> (#)* OmnomIRC has joined #omnimaga
[22:22] <matrefeytontias> excuse me ?
[22:22] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Hayleia> ElementCoder is always there when the convo is about girls usually
[22:22] <matrefeytontias> <Streetwalrus> Big boobs, big butt, no muscles
[22:23] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Hayleia> I excuse you :P
[22:23] <matrefeytontias> he was the one starting it
[22:23] <+Streetwalrus> LOL
[22:23] <+Streetwalrus> Someone put this convo in the funny quotes thread pls
[22:23] <matrefeytontias> Hayleia I think your mistook Element for Eiyeron :P
[22:23] <matrefeytontias> I can't : laziness
[22:23] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Hayleia> nope, I really mean ElementCoder
[22:23] * matrefeytontias runs
[22:24] <matrefeytontias> oh well I apparently didn't talk to him enough
I'm a bit surprised I was mentioned here :P

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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #971 on: May 22, 2014, 03:05:39 pm »
Oh yeah, this one. :P

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<~Derpy> i suck at writing articles :P
<@Fluttershy> probably
<~Derpy> btw, i replied to your comment on my talk :P
<~Derpy> on reuben qiki
<@Fluttershy> yay
<Streetwalrus> qiki ?
<+OmnomIRC> (O)<Juju> qiki

If you are a native french speaker you'll understand.
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« Last Edit: May 22, 2014, 04:06:51 pm by Streetwalrus »

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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #972 on: May 23, 2014, 01:16:29 am »
I'm french speaker and I don't ???

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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #973 on: May 23, 2014, 02:33:15 am »
Bleh forget it. :P The funny part was "qiki".
It sounds like "kiki", aka d*ck.

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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #974 on: May 24, 2014, 06:09:13 pm »
Quote from: #knightos
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<Vijfhoek> Sleep is for the week. :P
<Streetwalrus> ^
<Vijfhoek> weak*
<Vijfhoek> wow
<Streetwalrus> same :P
<Streetwalrus> week is for the weak :P