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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #975 on: May 24, 2014, 06:55:29 pm »
Bleh forget it. :P The funny part was "qiki".
It sounds like "kiki", aka d*ck.
Bleh forget it. :P The funny part was "qiki".
It sounds like "kiki", aka d*ck.
Oh, here in Quebec some of the slang words for d*ck includes zizi, bizoune, queue and quéquette. I even saw bizounette being used once. I know that in France some people call Wikis "Kiwis", though.
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #976 on: May 24, 2014, 07:42:19 pm »
Bleh forget it. :P The funny part was "qiki".
It sounds like "kiki", aka d*ck.
Bleh forget it. :P The funny part was "qiki".
It sounds like "kiki", aka d*ck.
Oh, here in Quebec some of the slang words for d*ck includes zizi, bizoune, queue and quéquette. I even saw bizounette being used once. I know that in France some people call Wikis "Kiwis", though.
Lol, never heard of the second one here but the other three, we use all the time. :P

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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #977 on: May 24, 2014, 07:45:39 pm »

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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #978 on: May 26, 2014, 11:10:34 am »
Quote from: #omnimaga
<Streetwalrus> http://xkcd.com/1373/
<~Derpy> ordelore: actually, pretty sure it is utf-8
<~Derpy> so get the charset set up correctly
<Streetwalrus> also
<~Derpy> that is your fix
<Streetwalrus> the last two digits are backwards :P
<+OmnomIRC> (O)<ordelore> http://xkcd.com/1337/
<Streetwalrus> :P
<Streetwalrus> lol
<Streetwalrus> now that was awesome
* Derpy hacks Streetwalrus
<Streetwalrus> hey
<~Derpy> *boop*
<Streetwalrus> stop cutting me to bits D:
<Streetwalrus> *boop*
<~Derpy> I predict you will boop me back
<~Derpy> and i predicted correctly!
<Streetwalrus> :ninja:
<~Derpy> :P
<~Derpy> that was all the hack was about <_<
<Streetwalrus> <_<
<Streetwalrus> well
<~Derpy> *boop*
<Streetwalrus> *boop*
<~Derpy> *boop*
<Streetwalrus> to hack means to cut *boop*
<~Derpy> wait, i didn't cut you O.O
<Streetwalrus> in its original meaning
<Streetwalrus> hence the :
<Streetwalrus> stop cutting me to bits D:
<Streetwalrus> and
<~Derpy> but i need to get inside you >:D
<~Derpy> jk, lol
* Derpy flies away
<Streetwalrus> the pun on bits was not intended O.O

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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #979 on: May 26, 2014, 03:21:52 pm »
A bit of someone in someone else? D:

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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #980 on: May 26, 2014, 03:22:35 pm »
Nah, hacking + bits. :P

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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #981 on: May 26, 2014, 03:23:11 pm »
Plus you hack it before?! D:
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #982 on: May 26, 2014, 03:49:42 pm »
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<CVBackup> seems to use 7-bit ASCII, sending 0xD9 (217) results in Y (0x59 / 217-128) appearing on the screen
<pimath> ASCII a bad question, get a bat ANSI
* pimath runs from the pun police
<OmnomIRC> (O)<Eiyeron> Big BOM is watching you.
<OmnomIRC> (O)* Eiyeron runs faster.
<pimath> oh noes :I
* pimath is invisibubble :I
<OmnomIRC> (O)<Eiyeron> I am the Lord of Bad Pun. (o_(//;))
<pimath> no
<pimath> I am
<pimath> You know "Frozen?" I guess you could way it was nICE
<OmnomIRC> (O)<Eiyeron> That doesn't ring me a BELl.
<OmnomIRC> (O)<Eiyeron> (+1 for Bravely Default shout out)
<pimath> S'now problem. I guess you just need to cool down.
<pimath> (Still with the "Frozen" theme)
<OmnomIRC> (O)<Eiyeron> But i think we should stop with that BS. YOu should ACKnowldege that it became pretty akward, that hurriCANe of puns. Let US just end with these NULl jokes.
<OmnomIRC> (O)<Eiyeron> (Ascii theme)
* CVBackup spams BEL
<OmnomIRC> (O)<Eiyeron> Heh
<pimath> I CE no problem with these puns. They're so chill.
<OmnomIRC> (O)<Eiyeron> BELlissima! (^-(//);)
<OmnomIRC> (O)<JWinslow23> SI! Es BELlissima!
<OmnomIRC> (O)<Eiyeron> This level is around SUBzero, eSPecially when I'm running out of SOurce characters.
<OmnomIRC> (O)<Eiyeron> SYNchronized pun?
<CVBackup> SYN ACK
<pimath> I'm sorry, I'm really TIed up right now, call me in 84+ minutes.
<CVBackup> oh, right, I was being productive
<pimath> (On to calcs)
<OmnomIRC> (O)<JWinslow23> No, calcs don't nSpire me too much.
<OmnomIRC> (O)<Eiyeron> HOPe we could find help here, I'm sending SOS everywhere, STarting with SCIentists...
<pimath> Unless you Voyage 200 miles away
<OmnomIRC> (O)<JWinslow23> You're all just jealous Casio (cause you) can't think of anything clever.
<OmnomIRC> (O)<Eiyeron> JWinslow, they gave us a useful SDK
<OmnomIRC> (O)<JWinslow23> ^-^
<OmnomIRC> (O)<Eiyeron> Oh, didn't see the LInk between your sentences
* pimath posts in the quotes thread
<Derpy> http://imgur.com/gallery/O8YVx
* CVBackup stabs OP
<OmnomIRC> (O)<Eiyeron> SOrry, I'll get back on the TABLE, DYNAmic as ever.
<OmnomIRC> (O)<JWinslow23> All of these puns are pretty BASIC anyways.

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It continued:

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<OmnomIRC> (O)<Eiyeron> Let me grab my Axe, we'll C if they're still RUNning away from sanity.
<OmnomIRC> (O)<JWinslow23> This has to stop.
<OmnomIRC> (O)<JWinslow23> I'm bringing down my Axe.
<OmnomIRC> (O)<JWinslow23> Wait...
<OmnomIRC> (O)<JWinslow23> :mad:
* New post by Matrefeytontias in Awesome pictures thread  http://ourl.ca/15342/384532
<OmnomIRC> (O)<JWinslow23> Stupid internet connection!
<CVBackup> ninja sk1llz
<OmnomIRC> (O)<Eiyeron> Ah, I see that pimath did a CATALOG of our puns! And Winslow is getting LOW (on) BATTRIES
<OmnomIRC> (O)<JWinslow23> Well, that pun as no Perl anyways.
<pimath> I C no problem. I'll just drink my Java while I C#-ly into the future.
<OmnomIRC> (O)<JWinslow23> * is
<OmnomIRC> (O)<JWinslow23> Excuse me while I go post on 4tran (Fortran).
<OmnomIRC> (O)<Eiyeron> They can't stand my ZOOMING LINEs, fast as a STOrrent.
<Streetwalrus> my pet Python is superior
<pimath> Is it made of COBOLt?
<OmnomIRC> (O)<Eiyeron> My Anaconda is better.
<OmnomIRC> (O)<JWinslow23> Street: That sounds kinda Erie.
<Streetwalrus> ?
<OmnomIRC> (O)<Eiyeron> LEt me sharpen my Haxe. YOu better close your Lisps
<OmnomIRC> (O)<Eiyeron> my ADAmantium Haxe! :3
<OmnomIRC> (O)<JWinslow23> Street: Superior? Erie?
<OmnomIRC> (O)<JWinslow23> :/
<Streetwalrus> idk what erie is
<OmnomIRC> (O)<JWinslow23> Lake Superior?
<OmnomIRC> (O)<JWinslow23> Lake Erie?
<OmnomIRC> (O)<JWinslow23> IT'S FIRST GRADE! :p
<Streetwalrus> wait
<Streetwalrus> pokemon ?
<OmnomIRC> (O)<Eiyeron> Admit it, you all lost the game. YOu're pretty BrainF*cked.
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #983 on: May 26, 2014, 03:57:22 pm »
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<Eiyeron> I am the Lord of Bad Pun. (o_(//;))
^That. (o_(//); )

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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #984 on: May 26, 2014, 03:58:03 pm »
I still think I am, but that is debatable :P
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #985 on: May 26, 2014, 04:58:41 pm »
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<Eiyeron> I am the Lord of Bad Pun. (o_(//;))
^That. (o_(//); )
ALL YOUR PUN ARE BELONG TO US
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #986 on: May 26, 2014, 05:44:38 pm »
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<Eiyeron> I am the Lord of Bad Pun. (o_(//;))
^That. (o_(//); )
ALL YOUR PUN ARE BELONG TO US
I died. XD

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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #987 on: May 26, 2014, 06:48:14 pm »
I knew that one of the quotes on this page would reference THE GAME. >.< *loses*

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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #988 on: May 27, 2014, 05:12:28 pm »
*pun stuff*
Two things:
1. I can't believe you guys had a pun war without me!
2. Looks like they were having a...
 8)
PUN time.
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #989 on: May 28, 2014, 12:01:31 pm »
Soru asking Juju to fix his IRC node turned into this. :P
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[17:56] <Vijfhoek> North Korea already landed on the sun though.
[17:56] <Vijfhoek> :P
[17:56] <+Streetwalrus> Lol
[17:56] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<aeTIos> china did go to the moon with this space car aint it
[17:56] <+Streetwalrus> Lol
[17:56] <Iambian> Does the sun have good weather?
[17:56] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<aeTIos> zhenzou 234523423 chinesecharacters
[17:57] <+Streetwalrus> Haha
[17:57] <CVBackup> sun has pretty sunny weather
[17:57] <+Streetwalrus> Eyup
[17:57] <CVBackup> gets a bit warm in summer
[17:57] <+Streetwalrus> Behold sun storms
[17:57] <CVBackup> but if you go at night, it's not very bad
[17:57] * CVBackup runs
[17:57] <+Streetwalrus> ^
[17:57] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<harold> oh you
[17:58] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<aeTIos> lol
[17:59] <Iambian> Ah okay. I'd like to spend a weekend on the sun, then
[17:59] <Iambian> You know, relax and work on my tan
[17:59] <+Streetwalrus> Lol
[17:59] <Iambian> And I'll remember to bring the sunscreen lotion
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