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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #1005 on: June 13, 2014, 02:36:02 am »
Stoner guy meme. The captions tends to be what could say a stoner guy in reaction to something (here weed and joke are swapped).
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #1006 on: June 13, 2014, 02:52:33 am »
Lol at the first pic. I think by the time he reaches the 4th line he would have forgotten everything he said. :P

I also rofled at the 2nd one XD

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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #1007 on: June 13, 2014, 06:39:55 am »
I died. XD

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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #1008 on: June 14, 2014, 02:16:05 am »
I died. XD
That sucks, I guess. Also yeah that was a funny moment.
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #1009 on: June 14, 2014, 12:05:38 pm »
Wtf aeTIos. :P

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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #1010 on: June 16, 2014, 03:17:29 am »
#omnimaga, Street and me (rarity) were online kinda late:
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[00:09:59]< Rarity   > Hey street
[00:10:04]< Streetwalrus   > hey
[00:10:06]< Rarity   > shouldn't you be sleeping :P
[00:10:18]< Streetwalrus   > I'm returning the question to you
[00:10:25]< Rarity   > I'm returning it back
[00:10:29]< Streetwalrus   > back
[00:10:30]< Rarity   > ;D
[00:10:32]< Princetonlion.tibd   > Is it 3:00  there?
[00:10:34]< Rarity   > /)
[00:10:41]< Streetwalrus   > /)
[00:10:49]< Rarity   > Princeton: 2am
[00:10:49]< Streetwalrus   > no 2:10 am
idk, but somehow I find this funny <_<
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #1011 on: June 16, 2014, 06:42:19 am »
Your system clock is not set properly. :P

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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #1012 on: June 16, 2014, 08:19:31 am »
#omnimaga, Street and me (rarity) were online kinda late:
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[00:09:59]< Rarity   > Hey street
[00:10:04]< Streetwalrus   > hey
[00:10:06]< Rarity   > shouldn't you be sleeping :P
[00:10:18]< Streetwalrus   > I'm returning the question to you
[00:10:25]< Rarity   > I'm returning it back
[00:10:29]< Streetwalrus   > back
[00:10:30]< Rarity   > ;D
[00:10:32]< Princetonlion.tibd   > Is it 3:00  there?
[00:10:34]< Rarity   > /)
[00:10:41]< Streetwalrus   > /)
[00:10:49]< Rarity   > Princeton: 2am
[00:10:49]< Streetwalrus   > no 2:10 am
idk, but somehow I find this funny <_<
You should have done the all caps one D:
I found that funny

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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #1013 on: June 16, 2014, 08:21:55 am »
I don't remember somebody talking in all caps except for me on my own. And I don't really feel good by finding my own jokes funny.
well I do but I dont tell anyone
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #1014 on: June 16, 2014, 08:25:10 am »
I don't remember somebody talking in all caps except for me on my own. And I don't really feel good by finding my own jokes funny.
well I do but I dont tell anyone
Here:
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[00:36:31]<   Rarity   >   SLICE OF BREAD CHEESE HAM SLICE OF BREAK
[00:36:33]<   Rarity   >   dammit
[00:36:35]<   Princetonlion.tibd   >   I used google
[00:36:35]<   Rarity   >   BREAD
[00:36:39]<   DJ Omnimaga   >   Over here they're available mostly at the smoked meat restaurant in the local mall
[00:36:49]<   Princetonlion.tibd   >   QUICK:TIME CHECK for streetwalrus
[00:36:55]<   DJ Omnimaga   >   it's almost as popular as subway but most ppl buy club sandwidtchs
[00:36:59]<   Rarity   >   QUICK: WHATS THE SITUATION
Right before yours
The google thing is because we're talking about food and I googled something.
« Last Edit: June 16, 2014, 08:38:39 am by Princetonlion.tibd »

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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #1015 on: June 16, 2014, 08:29:27 am »
Ah right, that was kinda funny indeed. :P big fail on the break instead of bread, tho. I used the wrong index finger so instead of D I hit K :-[
Also, we were talking about croque-monsieurs. I ate 6 that night >.>
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #1016 on: June 16, 2014, 08:31:12 am »
Ah right, that was kinda funny indeed. :P big fail on the break instead of bread, tho. I used the wrong index finger so instead of D I hit K :-[
That's why I look at the keyboard while typing :P (most of the time)

Also, lots of funny moments last night :P
We had 2-3 topics at once :P
Normally it's 3-5 or something like that.

This just happened:
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[12:45:58]<   aeTIos   >   imagine, lag on LAN on IRC
[12:46:07]<   aeTIos   >   how bad of a connection must you have for that
[12:46:08]<   Sorunome   >   o.o
[12:46:44]<   aeTIos   >   also did you see my post in xedas thread :p
[12:46:46]*Princetonlion.tibd connects aeTIos to calcnet
[12:46:55]<   Princetonlion.tibd   >   yeah
[12:47:22]<   aeTIos   >   I'm not a calc, excuse me
[12:47:35]<   aeTIos   >   If anything besides human I'm a pony
[12:47:38]*Princetonlion.tibd installs a calc into aeTIos
[12:48:04]<   Princetonlion.tibd   >   with solder, hotglue, and duct tape.
[12:48:10]<   aeTIos   >   You realize that
[12:48:18]<   aeTIos   >   's gonna kill me, right?
[12:48:23]<   Princetonlion.tibd   >   oh
[12:48:35]<   aeTIos   >   *gasps*
[12:48:42]<   aeTIos   >   *fall on ground*
[12:48:47]<   Princetonlion.tibd   >   I only chose the most painful things that were least likely to kill
[12:48:49]<   aeTIos   >   *makes weird movements*
[12:48:57]<   Sorunome   >   crap, lost count
[12:48:58]<   Princetonlion.tibd   >   I almost said nails
[12:49:17]<   aeTIos   >   GET THE #$@% CALC OUT OF MY BODY
[12:49:32]<   Princetonlion.tibd   >   too late
[12:49:37]<   aeTIos   >   *dies*
[12:49:56]<   Princetonlion.tibd   >   it's wired to your brain (or the other way around?)
[12:49:57]<   aeTIos   >   congratulations, you just killed aeTIos. Are you proud now
[12:50:24]<   Princetonlion.tibd   >   you're like SchrC6dinger's cat now
[12:50:29]<   aeTIos   >   no
[12:50:32]<   aeTIos   >   you know my state
[12:50:34]<   aeTIos   >   I'm dead
[12:51:18]<   Princetonlion.tibd   >   but you're a calc, and cannot die (with infinite [electrical ] power, that is)
[12:51:34]<   harold   >   are you also 200% done?
[12:51:34]<   Vijfhoek   >   bananas are yellow
[12:51:34]<   Princetonlion.tibd   >   plus you're still typing
[12:51:41]<   aeTIos   >   you didn't wire any batteries to me
[12:51:50]<   aeTIos   >   I'm typing from the afterlif
[12:51:50]<   aeTIos   >   e
[12:51:51]<   harold   >   can you even?
[12:52:05]<   Princetonlion.tibd   >   I did... please wait
[12:52:14]<   aeTIos   >   they have internet there, pretty cool
[12:52:24]*Princetonlion.tibd takes out D size batterys and a chainsaw
[12:52:25]<   Sorunome   >   better
[12:52:35]<   Princetonlion.tibd   >   are you ready aeTIos?
[12:52:57]<   aeTIos   >   You can't reach me here unless you die first
[12:53:00]<   Princetonlion.tibd   >   I forgot solder
[12:53:10]<   Princetonlion.tibd   >   your body first :P
[12:53:24]<   aeTIos   >   this discussion is too weird, let's stop it >.<
[12:53:30]<   Vijfhoek   >   I don't belong here
[12:53:31]<   Princetonlion.tibd   >   lol
« Last Edit: June 16, 2014, 08:58:43 am by Princetonlion.tibd »

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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #1017 on: June 17, 2014, 01:06:12 pm »
thins are so random around here
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<YUKI_K> wat
<OmnomIRC> (O)<TheCoder1998> wat?
<Sorunome> wat!
<OmnomIRC> (O)<harold> wat.
<Sorunome> wat?
<OmnomIRC> (O)<Hooloovoo> wat!?
<Sorunome> wat;
<YUKI_K> I say
<Sorunome> I say?
<Sorunome> I say!
<OmnomIRC> (O)<TheCoder1998> WAT I SAY???
<aeTIos> YOU SAY
<YUKI_K> good show
<OmnomIRC> (O)<Keoni29> Ook?
<aeTIos> YOU KNOW WHAT I SAY? SCREW YOU ALL
<OmnomIRC> (O)<harold> I say wat wat
* aeTIos ([email protected]) has left #omnimaga (STFU)
<Sorunome> wat wat wat wat wat
<YUKI_K> in the butt
<OmnomIRC> (O)<harold>

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<OmnomIRC> (O)<Keoni29> Ook! Ook? Ook. Ook. Ook~
* aeTIos ([email protected]) has joined #omnimaga
* ` gives voice to aeTIos
<YUKI_K> waaat.
<YUKI_K> you missed some butts.
<Sorunome> wut
<aeTIos> fake ragequits are fun
<YUKI_K> ALL PRAISE SUNBUTT AND MOONBUTT
<OmnomIRC> (O)<Keoni29> You guys have too much spare time
<YUKI_K> yes.
<OmnomIRC> (O)<TheMachine02> okayyyyyy .....
<OmnomIRC> (O)<Keoni29> And so do i
<Sorunome> NEVAR!
<YUKI_K> dat is true.
<OmnomIRC> (O)<TheCoder1998> what the fuck did i just watch -_-
<OmnomIRC> (O)<Keoni29> You know the rules
<YUKI_K> and so do I
<aeTIos> A full commitment what I'm
* YUKI_K rolls a d20
<Sorunome> thinking of
<YUKI_K> 2.
<YUKI_K> Screw this.
<OmnomIRC> (O)<Keoni29> goog.le/QMET
<YUKI_K> PINK FLUFFY UNICORNS DANCING ON RAINBOWS
<aeTIos> you wouldn't get this from
<OmnomIRC> (O)<Keoni29> google.com/QMET
<OmnomIRC> (O)<Keoni29> What was it again?
<OmnomIRC> (O)* Hooloovoo rolls a http://goo,gl/QMET
<Sorunome> goo.gl/QMET
<OmnomIRC> (O)<Keoni29> Oh that
<OmnomIRC> (O)<Hooloovoo> dammit I need a plugin
<OmnomIRC> (O)<Keoni29> http://goo,gl/QMET
<YUKI_K> http://goo.gl/QMET
<aeTIos> PINK FLUFFY UNICORNS DANCING ON RAINBOWS
<YUKI_K> y'all all fail
<Sorunome> PFUDOR
<OmnomIRC> (O)<TheCoder1998> quantuminfinity.net
<Sorunome> randomness
<OmnomIRC> (O)<TheCoder1998> http://quantuminfinity.net
<aeTIos> please use one word to describe the texture of their magical fur
<Sorunome> FLUFFY!
<Sorunome> three headded dog
<OmnomIRC> (O)<pimathbrainiac> ohai pplz
<YUKI_K> fluffyyyy.
<aeTIos> SMILES
<YUKI_K> smiles.
<Sorunome> missels
<aeTIos> PINK FLUFFY UNICORNS DANCING ON RAINBOWS
<aeTIos> PINK FLUFFY UNICORNS DANCING ON RAINBOWS
<aeTIos> PINK FLUFFY UNICORNS DANCING ON DANCING ON RAINBOWS
<YUKI_K> http://juju2143.ca/pfudor

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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #1018 on: June 17, 2014, 05:27:27 pm »
The entropy around here is pretty awesome indeed. :P

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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #1019 on: June 20, 2014, 02:54:57 am »
How in the world? O.O

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(that was in #omnimaga-spam, though :P)