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Title: Giant cereals with singular nouns
Post by: Compynerd255 on April 23, 2011, 12:31:46 am
You know how many cereals have plural names, like Rice Krispies and Corn Flakes? Well, what if the cereal companies sold giant versions of their cereals, sold in singular packages (one piece of cereal per box). Then, you would have to change the cereal names to singular nouns, like:
What do you think? (Please feel free to submit photoshop magic!  :D).
Title: Re: Giant cereals with singular nouns
Post by: Juju on April 23, 2011, 12:43:31 am
Hahaha that would be really crazy.
Title: Re: Giant cereals with singular nouns
Post by: Darl181 on April 23, 2011, 02:04:12 am
Berrry Treet, spoof of capn crunch berries?
(no gimping done btw)
Title: Re: Giant cereals with singular nouns
Post by: Hot_Dog on April 23, 2011, 02:19:23 am
There's also "Trick", but because Tricks is spelled with an X, the singular version loses its charm.  Maybe "Trik"?
Title: Re: Giant cereals with singular nouns
Post by: Compynerd255 on April 23, 2011, 04:31:46 pm
Quote from: Hot_Dog on April 23, 2011, 02:19:23 am
There's also "Trick", but because Tricks is spelled with an X, the singular version loses its charm.  Maybe "Trik"?
Yeah, I though of that as well, but didn't post it. The cereals this doesn't work for are those that end in "Crunch."
One thing that you might want to do for some cereals is to change the names entirely, like "Cocoa Pepples" becomes "Cocoa Stone" (read with a deep announcer voice) or something.
Title: Re: Giant cereals with singular nouns
Post by: Ashbad on April 23, 2011, 04:46:26 pm
Wheaty
Cheerio
A LIFE
Smackeroo
Cookie crisp
Seereeal
French popper

...just went into my cabinet :D
Title: Re: Giant cereals with singular nouns
Post by: Compynerd255 on April 23, 2011, 07:11:36 pm
Quote from: Ashbad on April 23, 2011, 04:46:26 pm
A LIFE
Get a Life, FTW! Someone needs to post a photoshop of this.
Title: Re: Giant cereals with singular nouns
Post by: willrandship on April 23, 2011, 07:23:07 pm
Golden Puff
Marshmallow Matey :P
Frooty Tooty (Frooty Tooties, no joke)
Honey and Oat Cluster (the world's greenest supercomputer)
Title: Re: Giant cereals with singular nouns
Post by: Ashbad on April 23, 2011, 10:18:20 pm
Quote from: Compynerd255 on April 23, 2011, 07:11:36 pm
Quote from: Ashbad on April 23, 2011, 04:46:26 pm
A LIFE
Get a Life, FTW! Someone needs to post a photoshop of this.

How about a box with Life on it with an emo kid leaning whilst holding it, and another with the emo kid trying to eat the LIFE xD
Title: Re: Giant cereals with singular nouns
Post by: Deep Toaster on April 23, 2011, 10:49:24 pm
Quote from: Hot_Dog on April 23, 2011, 02:19:23 am
There's also "Trick", but because Tricks is spelled with an X, the singular version loses its charm.  Maybe "Trik"?

Or Trix? x is used for singular (hard "k") in tech (tex) lingo, remember :D
Title: Re: Giant cereals with singular nouns
Post by: Freyaday on April 24, 2011, 12:03:03 am
Oatsmeal
(When possessives get turned into compound words, the apostrophe is dropped. Crazy English!)
Title: Re: Giant cereals with singular nouns
Post by: Deep Toaster on April 24, 2011, 01:00:51 am
Quote from: Compynerd255 on April 23, 2011, 12:31:46 am
  • Honey Bunch of Oats

Not the best shop job, but whatever.
Title: Re: Giant cereals with singular nouns
Post by: Compynerd255 on April 25, 2011, 02:51:50 pm
Yay, a Photoshop! Although what I was envisioning was a photoshop of a kid eating/holding the cereal.