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Title: Hell's Newest Knight
Post by: {AP} on March 13, 2010, 03:49:21 am: My post count has pleased Satan.

I have been contacted by his people and they are going to take me to Hell for training so that I may join their army's most elite force.
Unfortunately, this means I shall no longer have time for 'programming' or 'games' as I must prepare for the End War. When that day comes, I hope to not cross any of your paths, but if I do, I'd advise you run for I will kill you without hesitation. It's my sole purpose now. I must fight for my master.

I am now a Hell Knight. Even the forces of Heaven cower at the mention of my name.
I due time, you shall all know that fear... but not for long. I don't plan on letting anyone live.
/me vanishes with an evil laugh.
Title: Re: Hell's Newest Knight
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on March 13, 2010, 03:59:21 am: OH SHI-
/me runs
Title: Re: Hell's Newest Knight
Post by: Raylin on March 13, 2010, 09:04:56 am: NAW, MAN!
I AIN'T GOIN'! D:<
*disappears with a smoke pellet
Title: Re: Hell's Newest Knight
Post by: ztrumpet on March 13, 2010, 11:47:17 am: *ZTrumpet forces {AP} to make another post, so it says 667. ;D
Title: Re: Hell's Newest Knight
Post by: Geekboy1011 on March 13, 2010, 05:03:46 pm: umm when and where can i sign up...sounds like fun

<insert evil laugh here></insert evil laugh here>

*geekboy grabs his necrominicon that he bound with a new cover of pressed human leather with rick astely embeded in it
Title: Re: Hell's Newest Knight
Post by: meishe91 on March 13, 2010, 05:09:03 pm: *Meishe grabs a couple of kunai and stands his ground.* ;D
Title: Re: Hell's Newest Knight
Post by: trevmeister66 on March 13, 2010, 07:14:54 pm: *trevmeister66 grabs a bag of popcorn to watch the show
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Post by: Iambian on March 13, 2010, 09:29:21 pm: /me sits contentedly as a cherry-flavoured dragon would and watches the show from underneath the IRC Omnimaga couch
Title: Re: Hell's Newest Knight
Post by: TsukasaZX on March 13, 2010, 10:55:33 pm: /me charges up to full power and forms a massive Giga Drill over each arm and prepares for battle!

... buuuuut first I better feed Iambian before I forget....
/me feeds Iambian some premium cherries and then resumes standing his ground, prepared for battle with two massive Giga Drills
Title: Re: Hell's Newest Knight
Post by: Eeems on March 14, 2010, 12:25:48 am: /me is an android, so he can't be killed. Also, he is a Christian, so evil has no power over him :p
Title: Re: Hell's Newest Knight
Post by: Galandros on March 14, 2010, 10:22:51 am: I already have 666 in my nick in a certain game for some time...

Nothing happened yet.
Title: Re: Hell's Newest Knight
Post by: Raylin on March 14, 2010, 10:33:09 am: "You know what? {AP} ain't comin' back. FAAAAALLLLLLLCCCCCOOOONNNN PPPPPAAAAUUUNNNNCCCCHHH!"

*falcon-punches TsukasaZX

"Let the war begin!"

*throws a blue lobster at Iambian
Title: Re: Hell's Newest Knight
Post by: TsukasaZX on March 14, 2010, 01:26:12 pm: /me blocks the punch with a Giga Drill, then proceeds to throw ProphetsDementia into a pit of Netham45s

Hrmm....
/me passes Iambian the salt and butter for his blue lobster

:P
Title: Re: Hell's Newest Knight
Post by: Raylin on March 14, 2010, 03:05:36 pm: *pulls out calculator

DIVISION BY ZERO!!!

*disappears
Title: Re: Hell's Newest Knight
Post by: Eeems on March 14, 2010, 04:55:04 pm: /me software crashes
reboot
Title: Re: Hell's Newest Knight
Post by: ztrumpet on March 14, 2010, 05:44:33 pm: Quote from: ProphetsDementia on March 14, 2010, 03:05:36 pm
*pulls out calculator

DIVISION BY ZERO!!!

*disappears
Prophets / 0 = 65536
Title: Re: Hell's Newest Knight
Post by: Eeems on March 14, 2010, 06:08:09 pm: reboot complete
/me eats everybody
Title: Re: Hell's Newest Knight
Post by: Builderboy on March 14, 2010, 06:14:29 pm: * Builderboy installs himself onto Eeems *

>:D
Title: Re: Hell's Newest Knight
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on March 14, 2010, 06:34:21 pm: btw does anyone still get viruses warnings for this topic in Chrome?
Title: Re: Hell's Newest Knight
Post by: meishe91 on March 14, 2010, 06:40:14 pm: I just tested it and I didn't.
Title: Re: Hell's Newest Knight
Post by: Raylin on March 14, 2010, 06:45:59 pm: I did. Something about geekboy...?
Title: Re: Hell's Newest Knight
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on March 14, 2010, 06:49:33 pm: the website themuncher. net hosted viruses (or files containing any) and now for some people any website page containing links to something hosted there, such as Geekboy1011 avatar/sig image, they get warnings about how this topic (and every topic geekboy posted into) might harm your computer. This was solved, though.

To be fair, themuncher. net owner is not to be trusted at 100% because I had troubles with him before (he kept trolling me). He could simply have unintentionally infected his space, though, not deliberately upload bad files

Nothing wrong geek did, just the fault of his hosting provider. Now he had to move all his files to prevent these warnings from showing up in the future. I heard themuncher. net account is even shutting down soon cuz of hosting dangerous files
Title: Re: Hell's Newest Knight
Post by: Iambian on March 14, 2010, 07:50:51 pm: /me skips the salt and butter and carefully tends to his blue lobster, protects him from the mess that ensues.

Viruses? On my Omnimaga? It's more likely than you think! :P
Title: Re: Hell's Newest Knight
Post by: Geekboy1011 on March 14, 2010, 07:53:37 pm: yeah hopefuly wont happen any more all my files are being backup as i type and when they are i am deleting them so they never show up again and nothing could happen so yeah srry about this X.x
what happened was another person on the server had uploaded bunk files and it infected the entire server not just his account but just about every ones on it X.x even different domains X.x
Title: Re: Hell's Newest Knight
Post by: Galandros on March 25, 2010, 06:11:33 pm: /me joins ranks

Well I fought for 666 alliance in a game. I did 1 pretty good battle.
Title: Re: Hell's Newest Knight
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on March 25, 2010, 06:19:35 pm: :O

OHSHI-

Oh well, I'm heading quickly towards 6666 :P
Title: Re: Hell's Newest Knight
Post by: Juju on March 25, 2010, 06:32:22 pm: OMG 666th post... Congrats Galandros.
Title: Re: Hell's Newest Knight
Post by: Builderboy on March 25, 2010, 08:15:16 pm: :O Omnimaga is being invaded by evilnesss!!!! Noooooooes!
Title: Re: Hell's Newest Knight
Post by: Galandros on March 26, 2010, 11:58:37 am: You don't want to see the possible evilness potential in me. :O
Title: Re: Hell's Newest Knight
Post by: Silver Shadow on March 26, 2010, 02:23:23 pm: *Transmission failed. Please plug in the cable into the correct place. The problem might also be caused by the proximity of a lobster covered in peanut butter.*
Title: Re: Hell's Newest Knight
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on March 26, 2010, 05:41:09 pm: wow lobsters with peanut butter... x.x
Title: Re: Hell's Newest Knight
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on April 03, 2010, 01:10:58 am: I pwn you all
Title: Re: Hell's Newest Knight
Post by: Galandros on April 03, 2010, 04:20:52 am: Nah, I have other 666 rank for counter measure. Too lazy to get the image...
Title: Re: Hell's Newest Knight
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on April 03, 2010, 12:19:51 pm: D:
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Post by: ztrumpet on April 03, 2010, 02:36:23 pm: lol :P
Title: Re: Hell's Newest Knight
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on April 23, 2010, 05:30:00 pm: Iambian wanted me to screenshit this (altough it isn't really hell-related anymore)

I didn't felt like posting it last night because I felt sort-of sick or something and like if I was gonna feel unconscious x.x
Title: Re: Hell's Newest Knight
Post by: mapar007 on April 24, 2010, 02:23:34 am: 0.o DJ sees everyone's IP...
/me runs
j/k
Title: Re: Hell's Newest Knight
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on April 24, 2010, 03:09:07 am: lol the entire staff can. Otherwise I would wish you good luck banning people (and bots) x.x

On IRC we see everyone's IP even if not staff, though. If someone is scared then he can't really get on IRC (or he has to use OmnomIRC)
Title: Re: Hell's Newest Knight
Post by: mapar007 on April 24, 2010, 04:43:38 am: I assume you mean all admins can see, 'cause I can't, apparently.
Title: Re: Hell's Newest Knight
Post by: {AP} on April 24, 2010, 10:31:24 am: mapar's right.
Staff can't see IPs.

I never noticed that before. It just says 'logged' where the IP should be.
Title: Re: Hell's Newest Knight
Post by: Builderboy on April 24, 2010, 11:25:59 am: Muhahaha I can see all of them now >:D

Lol now i need to figure out what they mean ;D
Title: Re: Hell's Newest Knight
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on April 24, 2010, 12:05:58 pm: Quote from: mapar007 on April 24, 2010, 04:43:38 am
I assume you mean all admins can see, 'cause I can't, apparently.
oh, strange, I never noticed that x.x

It's strange, because on Invisionfree, global moderators (which is what the entire staff are) could see them fine. I guess I'll have to see if it's possible to enable this for staff too, else it could become a big issue when it comes to banning a bot (since the bot can simply register again using an alt e-mail address/nickname)

When you go in someone's profile, if you click ban this user, do you see his IP/email/hostname?
Title: Re: Hell's Newest Knight
Post by: {AP} on April 24, 2010, 12:19:29 pm: Quote from: DJ Omnimaga on April 24, 2010, 12:05:58 pm
When you go in someone's profile, if you click ban this user, do you see his IP/email/hostname?

Ah, yep. You can see it then. It's just not anywhere else.
Title: Re: Hell's Newest Knight
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on April 24, 2010, 12:20:24 pm: Aaah ok well that's good then. Everywhere else I guess it's not needed as much really since the real use for this (as moderator) is really banning
Title: Re: Hell's Newest Knight
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on April 27, 2010, 12:32:33 pm: Lots of evilness atm on Omni :P

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