Omnimaga
General Discussion => Other Discussions => Humour and Jokes => Topic started by: Iambian on November 08, 2011, 08:19:19 pm
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It's true, ain't it?
(http://img.removedfromgame.com/imgs/cmpper.jpg)
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oh wow that made me lol :D
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I have that on a shirt. ;D
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Yeah, that's so true. I have to print it out and put it on my wall or something.
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My programming teacher printed that out one day and showed it to the class. Awesomeness ;D
(That and the one about good code)
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Ive seen this before lol. So true :p
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haha XKCD FTW!
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Inorite: The rock of knowledge
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Lol, made my day xD
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Epic. haha.
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I lol'd at this part. "Have You been trying for an hour? No etc."
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"Pick one at random"
Let's just not do this with BCALLs and such :P
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So true, so true. You may want to add "computer-challenged salespeople-at-the-mall" to grandparents, parents, co-workers. lol
Have you ever had one of those experiences?
Your Mom: I'm gonna check the online catalog for that dress. Oh cool! They have a computer here to view their catalog!
5 minutes later:
Your Mom: I wonder where that skirt is. I'll ask the salesperson.
Your mom calls the salesperson.
Salesperson: How may I help you?
YM: I can't find the "black-pleated skirt" on here
SP: Well, I'll just look in the skirts section, OK?
YM: OK
You go look at some thing while their trying to find it. 10 minutes later their on page 14 of 600 of dresses.
You: Excuse me, but isn't there a search bar up there?
SP: Oh my, there is! But... isn't that to search the internet? The one on google does.
You: This searches the website, I think (know)
SP searches for "black pleated skirt". It comes right up.
In the car:
YM: Don't be so impolite! She was trying her best.
You: I was only trying to help.
YM: she could have found it without you though.
You let it stay at that.
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So true, so true. You may want to add "computer-challenged salespeople-at-the-mall" to grandparents, parents, co-workers. lol
Have you ever had one of those experiences?
Your Mom: I'm gonna check the online catalog for that dress. Oh cool! They have a computer here to view their catalog!
5 minutes later:
Your Mom: I wonder where that skirt is. I'll ask the salesperson.
Your mom calls the salesperson.
Salesperson: How may I help you?
YM: I can't find the "black-pleated skirt" on here
SP: Well, I'll just look in the skirts section, OK?
YM: OK
You go look at some thing while their trying to find it. 10 minutes later their on page 14 of 600 of dresses.
You: Excuse me, but isn't there a search bar up there?
SP: Oh my, there is! But... isn't that to search the internet? The one on google does.
You: This searches the website, I think (know)
SP searches for "black pleated skirt". It comes right up.
In the car:
YM: Don't be so impolite! She was trying her best.
You: I was only trying to help.
YM: she could have found it without you though.
You let it stay at that.
LOL. :D
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My mom:
"WHERE'D IT GO!?!??!?!" when I minimized a window
"Don't delete it!" when I clicked Save
"I can't get on the Internet!" when IE is open
"How can I access this document?" when the link couldn't be clearer
"Will the server go down?" if IE is closed when she's on Facebook
"How do I turn off the computer?" when there is a large red power symbol button in the lower right corner
Me: *talking about my IRC projects*
Mom: What's IRC?
Me: It's an online chat system where you can talk to people all over the world.
Mom: Do you talk to strangers?
Really Mom?... Well, by now, Juju and friends aren't strangers anymore XP
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jacobly, nice. xkcd comics are just perfect for T-shirts :D
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(http://www.shamelesscommerce.com/v/vspfiles/photos/CARTOONT-2.jpg)
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I saw someone with a xkcd shirt in my math course once.
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My mom:
"WHERE'D IT GO!?!??!?!" when I minimized a window
"Don't delete it!" when I clicked Save
"I can't get on the Internet!" when IE is open
"How can I access this document?" when the link couldn't be clearer
"Will the server go down?" if IE is closed when she's on Facebook
"How do I turn off the computer?" when there is a large red power symbol button in the lower right corner
Me: *talking about my IRC projects*
Mom: What's IRC?
Me: It's an online chat system where you can talk to people all over the world.
Mom: Do you talk to strangers?
Really Mom?... Well, by now, Juju and friends aren't strangers anymore XP
Yeah, ofcourse it is true that you have to watch out with friend over the internet. But you can definitively trust me. *blink blink* :P
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My mom:
"WHERE'D IT GO!?!??!?!" when I minimized a window
"Don't delete it!" when I clicked Save
"I can't get on the Internet!" when IE is open
"How can I access this document?" when the link couldn't be clearer
"Will the server go down?" if IE is closed when she's on Facebook
"How do I turn off the computer?" when there is a large red power symbol button in the lower right corner
Me: *talking about my IRC projects*
Mom: What's IRC?
Me: It's an online chat system where you can talk to people all over the world.
Mom: Do you talk to strangers?
Really Mom?... Well, by now, Juju and friends aren't strangers anymore XP
Yeah, ofcourse it is true that you have to watch out with friend over the internet. But you can definitively trust me. *blink blink* :P
My mom just gave me a lecture about not giving out personal info. that was all. then again, im in 10th grade :P
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For some reason my mom is convinced that Omni is a "chat-line" or something...maybe I should start calling her sewing websites that XD
Also I just realized, in the comic there's no reference to F1 (it might be windows-exclusive but still)