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General Discussion => Other Discussions => Humour and Jokes => Topic started by: Speler on February 05, 2009, 10:28:08 pm

Title: Human
Post by: Speler on February 05, 2009, 10:28:08 pm
Given the chance, would you eat human meat?

You wouldn't know anything about the history of the meat (who it came from, etc).
Title: Re: Human
Post by: Iambian on February 05, 2009, 10:54:52 pm
Netham is a lobster. No question about it.
Title: Re: Human
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on February 05, 2009, 11:03:55 pm
i wanted to vote 3 but accidentally clicked 2 x.x

I wonder if this belongs in Misc discussion though, since it borders on spamish (which would mean "Randomness section :P)
Title: Re: Human
Post by: Speler on February 05, 2009, 11:06:07 pm
Well, I was intending for a serious conversation to take place (despite the somewhat serious topic).  I just added the Netham thing because I was feeling random.

Anyways, I think I would.  I mean, I'm kinda curious...
Title: Re: Human
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on February 05, 2009, 11:12:38 pm
you expect people here to eat human meat? O.O

I hope there aren't. Netham45 is for me
Title: Re: Human
Post by: Iambian on February 05, 2009, 11:18:53 pm
Netham is definitely a lobster. Pretty tasty.

Couldn't (knowingly) eat human meat. I'd have to regurgitate it if I found out it was. In the absence of all other factors.
Title: Re: Human
Post by: kalan_vod on February 05, 2009, 11:42:49 pm
I would eat it, even if I did know what it was..It can not be all that bad, it is survival of the fittest now...
Title: Re: Human
Post by: trevmeister66 on February 05, 2009, 11:46:28 pm
I would eat it, even if I did know what it was..It can not be all that bad, it is survival of the fittest now...
I agree, although I still chose #3.
Title: Re: Human
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on February 06, 2009, 01:48:43 am
Well actually some people do it, when it's for survival means, altough it's really extreme. The following is extreme too and might be shocking for people, except DShiznit and 711chan/i/'ers. Hoping no one reads this while eating, I heard a story about a family that was very poor and had no more food  since at least a week. One day one of the parents started cooking meat but the other members wondered why one of the kid dissapeared and wanted to call the police. The other refused if I remember and claimed the kid was somewhere else like friends or something, but I'm unsure anymore. So they eaten the meat normally and noticed it had a weird taste, but the murderer pretended it was probably that the meat was about to expire or not cut properly. Now imagine the day they discovered the truth.

The saddest thing is that this didn't only happened once and it's to think this happens in developped countries.

EDIT: unfortunately this had to fall on a blue background post, but i am too lazy to figure out the color in paint, so you might see it but at least you know there's hidden text :P. Just CTRL+A anyway if you don't mind shock-site-like stuff
Title: Re: Human
Post by: kalan_vod on February 06, 2009, 01:59:52 am
Some aberigonies still do eat humans..
Title: Re: Human
Post by: TIfanx1999 on February 06, 2009, 10:52:51 pm
No, and:
Netham is a lobster. No question about it.
Netham is a lobster. No question about it.
Title: Re: Human
Post by: Drak on February 07, 2009, 12:21:15 am
(http://i.thottbot.com/ic/32/ability_racial_cannibalize.jpg) (http://thottbot.com/s20577)Cannabalize
OM NOM NOM
SO GOOD
TAESTS LEIK TOAL NIGHT ELLF


yeah i might given the chance. besides, it's just meat. probably tastes better, most likely based somewhat on what the person's been eating primarily
Title: Re: Human
Post by: Netham45 on February 09, 2009, 10:45:13 am
So THIS is where the lobster thing came from... I need to check the forums more often.
Title: Re: Human
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on February 09, 2009, 01:32:14 pm
true, and revive Lurking Shades with Celtic :P
Title: Re: Human
Post by: kalan_vod on February 09, 2009, 06:22:28 pm
Hope to see you sticking around Netham!
Title: Re: Human
Post by: metagross111 on February 09, 2009, 06:56:09 pm
unfortunately, i think the third choice skews the image the other two represent.
Title: Re: Human
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on February 10, 2009, 02:20:21 pm
It definitively means netham45 is a lobster!
Title: Re: Human
Post by: TIfanx1999 on February 13, 2009, 02:55:49 pm
Precisley!
Title: Re: Human
Post by: Zera on May 27, 2009, 04:47:52 pm
I'm already vegetarian, so I'll pass. :P
Title: Re: Human
Post by: skuller972 on May 27, 2009, 04:49:54 pm
i voted for lobsters
Title: Re: Human
Post by: cooliojazz on June 10, 2009, 12:04:28 am
Definately Lobster.
Title: Re: Human
Post by: Deep Toaster on July 28, 2010, 08:29:26 am
Sorry for the necropost, but I couldn't help noticing that it says there's only one voter, even though five people voted "Yes", five voted "No", and fifteen voted for the lobster. A bug?
Title: Re: Human
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on July 28, 2010, 01:48:37 pm
Yeah I think the amount of votes on all old polls got messed up really bad. My guess is that it's due to deleted forum accounts, but even then, if we substract them, it still won't match. Nothing that can be done about for now, I think, since I did not code that forum software.
Title: Re: Human
Post by: jnesselr on July 28, 2010, 01:51:53 pm
So is this where the "Netham is a lobster" thing started?
Title: Re: Human
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on July 28, 2010, 01:55:09 pm
Yep, the poll of all poll.

Now I wonder how many votes will it get with that necropost :P (At the time it was posted, the Users Logged In Today list only had about 18-23 people everyday)
Title: Re: Human
Post by: Netham45 on December 28, 2010, 05:33:41 am
I think I could eat a human if I absolutely had to to survive.
Title: Re: Human
Post by: Silver Shadow on December 28, 2010, 08:52:04 am
Would you eat a fellow lobster though?
Title: Re: Human
Post by: Deep Toaster on December 28, 2010, 11:15:29 pm
/me stẫbs Netham45
/me eats a hedgehog
Title: Re: Human
Post by: Juju on December 28, 2010, 11:34:47 pm
ẫ? Also, D:
Title: Re: Human
Post by: Deep Toaster on December 28, 2010, 11:42:35 pm
ANOTHER ONE/me pulls out his raz0r again
Title: Re: Human
Post by: yunhua98 on December 30, 2010, 11:08:07 am
I'm already vegetarian, so I'll pass. :P
umm...  Zera's registration date is later than this post date...
bug?
Title: Re: Human
Post by: Deep Toaster on December 31, 2010, 10:06:19 am
O.o Maybe he reregistered?
Title: Re: Human
Post by: pianoman on August 03, 2011, 12:34:34 pm
Bump. :)
I definitely could not eat a human, and I love Netham too much to eat him :)
Title: Re: Human
Post by: AngelFish on October 10, 2011, 02:07:26 pm
Holy Necropost, Batman  O.O
Title: Re: Human
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on October 10, 2011, 02:15:58 pm
I'm already vegetarian, so I'll pass. :P
umm...  Zera's registration date is later than this post date...
bug?
It's because his account was deleted in early 2009, then he reregistered again.

EDIT: Er necropost much? :P
Title: Re: Human
Post by: turiqwalrus on October 10, 2011, 02:17:54 pm
netham45 is a lobster... :P
:trollface:
Title: Re: Human
Post by: mushmoom on November 15, 2011, 10:48:05 pm
Wait, is this why DJ_O's rank is "eater of nethams"?
Title: Re: Human
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on November 15, 2011, 10:57:41 pm
Nah, my rank used to be eater of ashbads until Ashbad got banned. It was changed afterward.
Title: Re: Human
Post by: ruler501 on November 15, 2011, 10:57:57 pm
HOLY NECROPOST
what is with this forum and necroposts its almost as bad as the necrospost game for necroposts
Because DJ loves lobster especially blue ones
Title: Re: Human
Post by: epic7 on November 15, 2011, 11:00:38 pm
What's a necropost? Is this where "Netham is a lobster" originated?
Title: Re: Human
Post by: ruler501 on November 15, 2011, 11:05:19 pm
Necropost is a post on a topic that hasnt had a post in 2 wekks(I think)
And yeah this is where it all started
Title: Re: Human
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on August 21, 2012, 03:39:29 am
For some reasons my vote was removed from the poll, so I voted again

Holy Necropost, Batman  O.O

I like how you say that about his necropost when yourself just necroposted <_<

Oh wait...

Title: Re: Human
Post by: pimathbrainiac on November 28, 2012, 03:26:19 pm
For some reasons my vote was removed from the poll, so I voted again

Holy Necropost, Batman  O.O

I like how you say that about his necropost when yourself just necroposted <_<

Oh wait...



NECROPOST!!!

KTHXBAI!
Title: Re: Human
Post by: epic7 on November 28, 2012, 03:27:50 pm
Curse you!
And lol, I apparently didn't know what necroposting was when I last posted here
Title: Re: Human
Post by: pimathbrainiac on November 28, 2012, 03:28:50 pm
Curse you!
And lol, I apparently didn't know what necroposting was when I last posted here

You should have waited to necropost about my necropost...
Title: Re: Human
Post by: Scipi on November 28, 2012, 03:36:38 pm
Curse you!
And lol, I apparently didn't know what necroposting was when I last posted here

You should have waited to necropost about my necropost...

This thread would probably turn into another necropost game. :P

Also, why did I vote Netham is not a lobster? ???
Title: Re: Human
Post by: turiqwalrus on November 29, 2012, 04:52:11 am
Curse you!
And lol, I apparently didn't know what necroposting was when I last posted here

You should have waited to necropost about my necropost...

This thread would probably turn into another necropost game. :P

Also, why did I vote Netham is not a lobster? ???
someone has been messing with the polls. Whoever you are, quit fooling around, and change it back :P
Title: Re: Human
Post by: epic7 on November 29, 2012, 12:18:14 pm
Didn't it use to be "Netham is a lobster"?
Title: Re: Human
Post by: cooliojazz on November 29, 2012, 01:52:33 pm
Noooooo.... <_< /me hides
Title: Re: Human
Post by: turiqwalrus on November 29, 2012, 04:03:10 pm
Also: Netham45 is a lobster: 59
total votes: 57
I call mad h4xx0rz
Title: Re: Human
Post by: pimathbrainiac on December 03, 2012, 04:08:23 pm
Curse you!
And lol, I apparently didn't know what necroposting was when I last posted here

You should have waited to necropost about my necropost...

This thread would probably turn into another necropost game. :P

Also, why did I vote Netham is not a lobster? ???

I stop necroposts...
Title: Re: Human
Post by: epic7 on December 03, 2012, 04:12:08 pm
NECROPOST!!!
I stop necroposts...
I see.
Title: Re: Human
Post by: pimathbrainiac on December 03, 2012, 04:12:55 pm
sorry... I am now defender of the antinecropost!