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General Discussion => Other Discussions => Humour and Jokes => Topic started by: flyingfisch on December 09, 2011, 12:01:52 pm

Title: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: flyingfisch on December 09, 2011, 12:01:52 pm: OK, here is the game. Each post consists of 2 lines. The first line has a cheapie solution to the last post. The second line has a problem.

Example problem:
My TI calculator wont turn on.

Example Solution:
No problem! Now go buy a PRIZM!

Problem for next poster:
How do I do a google search?
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Scipi on December 09, 2011, 12:11:58 pm: Use Bing

Problem:

TI's taking over the world!
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Yeong on December 09, 2011, 12:35:23 pm: Just let them. :P

Question:

My Mac doesn't work.
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Juju on December 09, 2011, 12:43:09 pm: Buy a PC.

How I power on it?
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: flyingfisch on December 09, 2011, 12:52:46 pm: hydrogen. its green and eco-friendly.

my the letters , , , , , d n't w rk n m s st m. pl s h lp!
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Scipi on December 09, 2011, 01:02:14 pm: Highlight them to reveal the transparent text

Help: I can't turn off transparent text!
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: flyingfisch on December 09, 2011, 01:04:53 pm: Every time you view a webpage, press ctrl+a

I tried pressing each of these keys in succession and it wont work: ctrl, +, a.
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Scipi on December 09, 2011, 01:14:55 pm: Remove the coma's

I lost the Game
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: flyingfisch on December 09, 2011, 01:35:55 pm: rickroll the person who made you lose.

i installed ubuntu and now i cant boot windows XP!
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Scipi on December 09, 2011, 02:17:41 pm: Don't use XP

I crashed the neighbors computer trying to boot onto Ubuntu from my flash drive (Actually happened) :P
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: jacobly on December 09, 2011, 02:45:48 pm: Buy them a new computer.

I can't think of a problem to put in the second line.
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Scipi on December 09, 2011, 02:48:35 pm: Think harder

I can't think harder
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Post by: flyingfisch on December 09, 2011, 03:00:18 pm: Think about a rock

My computer is slow
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Scipi on December 09, 2011, 03:02:35 pm: Use your calculator

I like products produced by Apple and Microsoft
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: flyingfisch on December 09, 2011, 03:12:02 pm: YOU PLACED APPLE FIRST??!!! HOW DARE YOU! Please type 10^∞ times: I like Open-source. Microsoft and Apple are restrictive, ugly, mean, discriminatory, and selfish. You can add egotistical in there too.

My mouse won't work.
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: jacobly on December 09, 2011, 03:26:18 pm: Use keyboard shortcuts for *everything*

Windows games work better on my computer in Wine than in an emulator running Windows XP. XD
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Yeong on December 09, 2011, 03:38:21 pm: Continue to use wine.

I can't drink wine from ubuntu. :P
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: flyingfisch on December 09, 2011, 03:50:40 pm: eat apple instead.

my Wacom tablet wont work.
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Yeong on December 09, 2011, 03:50:59 pm: make it work.

I want ham.
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Scipi on December 09, 2011, 03:51:35 pm: Make it green with eggs

I like to be rickrolled
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Yeong on December 09, 2011, 03:54:34 pm: I don't want to lose the game.
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Scipi on December 09, 2011, 03:55:22 pm: Suck it up (The Game)

I said The Game
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: ruler501 on December 09, 2011, 04:12:40 pm: Play it

I keep winning the game
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: flyingfisch on December 09, 2011, 04:13:51 pm: You can't.

My computer freezes if i nyan too much.
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Happybobjr on December 09, 2011, 04:35:56 pm: nyan some more until it comes back to 0 nyans

My calc, Sabrina, won't answer my phone calls.
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: flyingfisch on December 09, 2011, 04:48:44 pm: Give it a telephone.

My calc doesn't like me anymore.
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Post by: Freyaday on December 09, 2011, 04:52:46 pm: Get plastic surgery so your calc won't recognize you

And now I can't recognize me
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Post by: ztrumpet on December 09, 2011, 04:56:00 pm: Look at yourself in a reflective prizm.

Youtube isn't buffering videos fast enough.
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: flyingfisch on December 09, 2011, 04:58:29 pm: Try buffering your windows with a soft towel before looking through them.

IE crashed and i cant get it to start anymore.
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: ztrumpet on December 09, 2011, 05:02:36 pm: What's the problem with that?

Java is no longer working on my computer.
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: flyingfisch on December 09, 2011, 05:12:24 pm: Use espresso instead.

My computer crashes if I use windows.
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: ztrumpet on December 09, 2011, 05:22:51 pm: Take the screen out and try again. (Get it? lol)

I keep posting in this topic.
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: flyingfisch on December 09, 2011, 05:26:25 pm: try posting at the post office.

My computer says "please insert RAM" when it boots up.
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: ztrumpet on December 09, 2011, 05:33:08 pm: Try using a wrecking ball instead.

It snowed today.
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: ben_g on December 09, 2011, 05:59:11 pm: use deodorant and a lighter to melt it.

only one speaker of my headset works.
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Happybobjr on December 09, 2011, 06:09:44 pm: You should speak to it.

I ate a blue lobster and am now sick
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: flyingfisch on December 09, 2011, 06:31:40 pm: Ask netham45 for pills.

I installed ubuntu on my tablet but it wont boot up. Instead, it gives an error message: 'Please connect keyboard and press enter'
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Happybobjr on December 09, 2011, 06:46:51 pm: install windows 98.

I kissed a girl I don't liek.
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: parserp on December 09, 2011, 06:48:57 pm: break up. :P

I got eaten.
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: flyingfisch on December 09, 2011, 06:53:34 pm: Eat a whole hole in the eater's stomach. :D

my GPS wont turn on.
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: ben_g on December 09, 2011, 06:55:54 pm: use a compass

I'm to lazy to type dots behind my sentences
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: flyingfisch on December 09, 2011, 06:57:51 pm: Type commas then,

I'm too lazy to type commas
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: ztrumpet on December 09, 2011, 06:58:17 pm: ...
See dots instead.

Omnimaga's spam section might be shut down if we post too much in here.
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: parserp on December 09, 2011, 07:00:05 pm: then stop posting. :P

ztrumpet has WAY too much respect... >:D
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: flyingfisch on December 09, 2011, 07:04:50 pm: then -1 him! >:-D

why is firefox faster than IE?
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Scipi on December 09, 2011, 07:13:37 pm: Because it's on fire

This is too fun
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: flyingfisch on December 09, 2011, 07:15:39 pm: then dont give any more answers

I gave an answer.
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Juju on December 09, 2011, 07:22:00 pm: I don't care.

Or maybe I do.
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: flyingfisch on December 09, 2011, 07:25:06 pm: find yourself.

I tried this link: https://www.google.com/#sclient=psy-ab&hl=en&site=&source=hp&q=myself&pbx=1&oq=myself&aq=f&aqi=g4&aql=&gs_sm=e&gs_upl=1184l2342l0l2682l6l6l0l0l0l0l258l1179l0.2.4l6l0&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.,cf.osb&fp=f8bd9c2ea77f203&biw=1280&bih=936 and I still can't find myself.
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: ruler501 on December 10, 2011, 09:00:52 am: ...
find a grammar nazi instead

It seems 2/3 people are posting all the recent replies
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Scipi on December 10, 2011, 12:36:45 pm: Post with them to make it 3/3

I uploaded a virus to the internet destroying it completely via my calc
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Freyaday on December 10, 2011, 01:46:56 pm: How is this a problem?

I ran out of problems to solve
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: ztrumpet on December 10, 2011, 01:53:01 pm: Become a politician.

I don't have enough time to program.
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: ruler501 on December 10, 2011, 02:26:49 pm: Kill self

i killed self
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Scipi on December 10, 2011, 02:29:15 pm: Cast phoenix down on yourself

I make too many Final Fantasy references
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: flyingfisch on December 10, 2011, 02:38:47 pm: Make a First Fantasy reference.

Why do computers boot up, but not down?
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Happybobjr on December 10, 2011, 02:42:49 pm: BECAUSE ITS FEET are cold.

I pressed yes to "are you sure you want to install this virus?"
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: parserp on December 10, 2011, 02:45:20 pm: Click Yes to "are you sure you want to uninstall this virus?"

I need $.
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Scipi on December 10, 2011, 02:45:33 pm: Get a job

TI blocked ndless 3
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: parserp on December 10, 2011, 02:47:03 pm: Wait for ndless 4

I want to win THE GAME.
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: epic7 on December 10, 2011, 02:53:14 pm: Look at this.
(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/anti_mind_virus.png)

I want to go skiing but there is no snow.
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: flyingfisch on December 10, 2011, 03:01:23 pm: Buy a snow gun.

I bought a snow gun but its not cold enough to make snow.

BTW: I love skiing.
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Scipi on December 10, 2011, 03:01:42 pm: Gather a bunch of guys with real bad dandruff.

I've been sucked into a leekspin and I can't get out
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: epic7 on December 10, 2011, 03:04:28 pm: wat (http://lmgtfy.com/?q=I%27ve+been+sucked+into+a+leekspin+and+I+can%27t+get+out)

I've lost my nyan cat.
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Scipi on December 10, 2011, 03:06:32 pm: Go here (http://leekspin.com/) instead

I'm bored out of my mind
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: flyingfisch on December 10, 2011, 03:07:21 pm: [-.-]~ ~~Make your own out of a poptart.~~

Make a new file called unbored.exe and double click it.

Why do i not know what a leekspin is?
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: parserp on December 10, 2011, 03:58:03 pm: Because you are a casio guy.

Why don't any calc people live around me?
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: ben_g on December 10, 2011, 04:05:31 pm: Because everybody who programs calcs lives on the earth's surface. (check his location if you don't get this).

My calc is used 10x more by friends than by myself.
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: flyingfisch on December 10, 2011, 04:35:08 pm: Put a lock on it.

i won the game.
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Freyaday on December 10, 2011, 09:05:05 pm: The Game

I'm too sexy for my shirt
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: flyingfisch on December 10, 2011, 09:11:41 pm: Get a bigger one.

This thread is becoming less popular.
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Freyaday on December 10, 2011, 09:17:17 pm: (http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Starr_060228-6399_Chenopodium_oahuense.jpg)

I'm overrun
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: ruler501 on December 10, 2011, 10:14:55 pm: go visit parser padawan

I got lost on the way to parser padawan
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: parserp on December 10, 2011, 10:27:36 pm: Use a map next time.

I don't know how to read a map.
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: ruler501 on December 10, 2011, 10:29:14 pm: use a gps

my phone is dead
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: parserp on December 10, 2011, 10:31:34 pm: buy a new one.

I used KnifeOn.
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: epic7 on December 10, 2011, 10:40:42 pm: Use KnifeOff

Botswana is suing omni for insulting their country
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: parserp on December 10, 2011, 10:41:22 pm: Sue them back.

I don't know where Botswana is.
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: epic7 on December 10, 2011, 10:48:30 pm: It's an African country on the west border of Zimbabwe.

I can't stop listening to Chopin
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: ztrumpet on December 10, 2011, 10:52:09 pm: Listen to Kevin McKee (http://www.kevinmckeemusic.com/) instead.

I think everyone knows who Kevin McKee is.
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: epic7 on December 10, 2011, 10:54:08 pm: I don't.

I want to be able to make my calc become a Transformer.
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: ruler501 on December 10, 2011, 11:15:11 pm: then use transformer.8xp

i cant find the files
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Happybobjr on December 10, 2011, 11:23:10 pm: look in the filing cabinet.

I like humans.
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: LincolnB on December 10, 2011, 11:39:35 pm: Go eat some cheese

I can't find any sufficiently aged chees
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Scipi on December 10, 2011, 11:39:52 pm: Look for fruit instead

There's no tech support in botswana
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: epic7 on December 10, 2011, 11:43:02 pm: Call Swaziland.

What does hooplintalopinetaeritiolmoertiomnieglobsternopnafflecherryiambianpianomnimaganessocity mean?
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: parserp on December 11, 2011, 12:11:17 am: it means: "epic7 REALLY needs to change his location" <_<

Why don't I have +1,000,000,000 respect?
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Scipi on December 11, 2011, 01:27:00 am: Because you're not DJ_O

Xbox Live is down
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: imo_inx on December 11, 2011, 02:39:15 am: Getz a Wii.

I hate everything...
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Post by: Freyaday on December 11, 2011, 05:39:01 pm: Become a nihilist

I accidentally by zero
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Post by: Happybobjr on December 11, 2011, 05:43:37 pm: multiply by infinity.

I am doing homework
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: epic7 on December 11, 2011, 06:02:14 pm: Finish it.

I have a whole book to read in 2 days.
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Happybobjr on December 11, 2011, 06:14:03 pm: get the audiobook.

I am dead on the inside.
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: epic7 on December 11, 2011, 06:17:00 pm: Die on the outside.

Parser padwan wants me to change my location.
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: parserp on December 11, 2011, 07:05:30 pm: Then change it.

Secretly I am a girl.
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: epic7 on December 11, 2011, 07:13:55 pm: Eat oreos and pad Thai

I have a problem here, my óqëłœñçÿúįöñtíßæń is broken
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: parserp on December 11, 2011, 07:15:58 pm: Speak english.

I really want to double-post and answer my own question.
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: epic7 on December 11, 2011, 07:17:09 pm: Then triple post instead.

My Hooplapinator will not Hoopla.
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Juju on December 11, 2011, 07:17:36 pm: nope.avi

But I post too much?
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: epic7 on December 11, 2011, 07:18:46 pm: Watch yeah.avi

nope.avi makes my hat float
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Freyaday on December 11, 2011, 07:22:38 pm: [xkcd=942](http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/juggling.png)[/xkcd]

I threw a boomerang and it didn't come back
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: parserp on December 11, 2011, 07:23:11 pm: then program your boomerang to come back.

I've never seen nope.avi.
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: epic7 on December 11, 2011, 07:25:49 pm: Watch it.

Buttsfredkin avatar makes me smile.
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: parserp on December 11, 2011, 07:31:36 pm: Frown.

you almost have as most posts as me.
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: epic7 on December 11, 2011, 07:35:00 pm: /me almost decides to make DJ_O post next...

Then spam the forums.

I don't know how to make a poll in the grappler topic (seriously :P)
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: ruler501 on December 11, 2011, 07:35:58 pm: so I got more

I have too many posts
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: epic7 on December 11, 2011, 07:37:50 pm: Delete some.

I have too much homework.
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: parserp on December 11, 2011, 07:39:47 pm: Get banned so you can't post anymore.

I don't get ruler501's geek code.
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: epic7 on December 11, 2011, 07:47:09 pm: NINJA'D U AGAIN! :ninja:

Then ask him about it

Y dew peepul sae eye cannt spel wen eye thinck eye cann?
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: ruler501 on December 11, 2011, 08:11:09 pm: because they are crazy

I cant read epic7's post
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: epic7 on December 11, 2011, 09:22:09 pm: If at first you don't succeed, try, try, again.

Why does 256^2 = 23456787654323456789098765434567890987634567890 instead of 65536?
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Scipi on December 11, 2011, 10:36:40 pm: Because math hates you

Life hates me
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Post by: Yeong on December 12, 2011, 07:35:53 am: Hate it back.

I love my calc.
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: flyingfisch on December 12, 2011, 01:20:07 pm: Marry it.

I cant figure out where to put the wedding band.
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: parserp on December 12, 2011, 03:37:04 pm: At the bottom right of the screen.

Why haven't I got any "reply #1337" on anything?
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: epic7 on December 12, 2011, 03:38:33 pm: Ask an apple.

Why won't my apple talk?
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: parserp on December 12, 2011, 03:41:06 pm: You haven't programmed it to do so.

What language should I program my apple in?
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Happybobjr on December 12, 2011, 04:04:16 pm: orange

Orange won't work on Mint.
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: parserp on December 12, 2011, 04:27:58 pm: Use chocolate.

what is Happybobjr's avatar?
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Happybobjr on December 12, 2011, 05:13:31 pm: Voltorb.

Parser aparently never played pokemon O.o
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Scipi on December 12, 2011, 07:03:31 pm: Play it

I caught MISSINGNO
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Post by: parserp on December 12, 2011, 07:04:47 pm: Throw it.

idk what MISSINGNO is.
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Happybobjr on December 12, 2011, 07:15:16 pm: google it.

parser is googling at me
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Scipi on December 12, 2011, 07:16:15 pm: http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Missingno (http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Missingno)

Found a level 132 Mewtwo and didn't have and pokeballs
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Yeong on December 12, 2011, 07:31:18 pm: Use Action Replay.

Lavender Town theme is psychologically telling me to commit suicide.
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Happybobjr on December 12, 2011, 07:35:37 pm: Kill Gary M****** F******** Oak first.

I caught a shiny butterfly
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Yeong on December 12, 2011, 07:36:13 pm: keep it.

I killed shiny Articuno.
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: parserp on December 12, 2011, 08:05:06 pm: Bury him.

I accidentally ate my brother.
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Scipi on December 12, 2011, 08:12:07 pm: Vomit

I threw Netham into a Red Lobster Restaurant.
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: parserp on December 12, 2011, 08:14:08 pm: throw some red food coloring in there too.

why have I not met Rick Astley?
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Freyaday on December 12, 2011, 08:41:49 pm: [xkcd=524](http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/party.png)[/xkcd]

I constructed myself the awesomest birthday party ever and bo one showed up
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Yeong on December 12, 2011, 08:43:44 pm: you're wrong. I did. :P

I lost my cell phone.
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: parserp on December 12, 2011, 08:46:14 pm: find it.

1337.
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Post by: Yeong on December 12, 2011, 08:47:50 pm: 666.

I can't read Chinese.
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: parserp on December 12, 2011, 08:53:47 pm: Learn.

I can't read botswanian.
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Freyaday on December 12, 2011, 08:55:35 pm: learn it

I learned it
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: parserp on December 12, 2011, 08:58:26 pm: unlearn it.

where is a tutorial on how to unlearn stuff?
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Happybobjr on December 12, 2011, 09:07:41 pm: I forgot how to find it.

I forgot how to rememeber stuff.
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Post by: Scipi on December 12, 2011, 09:10:02 pm: Forget to forget

I remembered how to forget stuff. Then I forgot it.
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Post by: Happybobjr on December 12, 2011, 09:50:14 pm: just lose the game.

I bit my cell phone.
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Post by: Juju on December 12, 2011, 09:52:28 pm: Eat it.

Now I ate it.
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Post by: epic7 on December 12, 2011, 10:08:24 pm: Poop it out.

I ate a poptart.
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Post by: Happybobjr on December 12, 2011, 10:22:29 pm: Wait to find the pot of gold.

The leprechaun can't escape your intestines O.o
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Post by: ztrumpet on December 12, 2011, 10:27:31 pm: Eat Lucky Charms.

I'm a ginger.
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Post by: epic7 on December 12, 2011, 10:52:51 pm: Make a ginger dressing salad out of yourself then eat it.

GINGER DRESSING IS TEH BAUS OF TEH SALAD DRESSINGS!!

I dont have ginger dressing
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Post by: willrandship on December 12, 2011, 11:45:07 pm: grind up some gingersnaps and add vinegar

I can't get nyan cat out of my head.
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Post by: Freyaday on December 13, 2011, 12:29:06 am: do math

I ran out of math
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Post by: parserp on December 13, 2011, 12:36:03 am: make up more math.

I don't know freyaday's location.
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Post by: Freyaday on December 13, 2011, 12:44:35 am: pay attention

I paid too much attention and now I'm broke
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Post by: flyingfisch on December 13, 2011, 09:11:03 am: get a job

Why does chrome use up so much CPU?
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Post by: Scipi on December 13, 2011, 11:19:18 am: Because it's awesome. Like a BOSS

I'm like a Boss
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Post by: flyingfisch on December 13, 2011, 06:57:21 pm: Stop using up CPU.

I have 3 processes called "cli" in linux and they are each using 25% CPU. (was true)
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Post by: parserp on December 13, 2011, 07:00:10 pm: immediately destroy your computer.

I destroyed my computer.
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Post by: epic7 on December 13, 2011, 07:01:12 pm: Rebuild it.

I want windows 9.14159265358979323846264338327950
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Post by: sammyMaX on December 13, 2011, 07:05:40 pm: Program it.

Windows Update won't shut up
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Post by: epic7 on December 13, 2011, 07:06:51 pm: Shut it down.

I died
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Post by: sammyMaX on December 13, 2011, 07:08:37 pm: Use an Ubuntu live CD to install an OS.

How do I obtain a CD when I am dead?
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Post by: parserp on December 13, 2011, 07:16:59 pm: make sure you have full batteries before you die.

where should I insert my batteries?
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Post by: epic7 on December 13, 2011, 07:18:43 pm: Watch this:
http://www.ehow.com/video_512_replace-car-battery.html

No me gusta.
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Post by: flyingfisch on December 13, 2011, 09:14:57 pm: Client service software does not comprehend the command 'No me gusta'. Please try again at the tone. *beep*

What do I say ???
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Post by: Scipi on December 13, 2011, 09:29:16 pm: Something

My (The) game froze
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Post by: Yeong on December 13, 2011, 09:43:01 pm: put it near the fireplace.

I don't have a fireplace.
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Post by: parserp on December 13, 2011, 10:34:35 pm: Turn your house into one by burning it down.

now my parents are mad at me because I burned their house down.
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Post by: flyingfisch on December 14, 2011, 09:58:10 am: build another one

how?
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Post by: Yeong on December 14, 2011, 01:08:28 pm: call Bob teh Builder.

I can't call him.
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Post by: ben_g on December 14, 2011, 02:16:07 pm: email him.

I made an AI program and now my calc is taking over teh world.
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Post by: Scipi on December 14, 2011, 02:20:06 pm: Make yourself its ally

My calc does not rule the world yet
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Post by: flyingfisch on December 14, 2011, 02:21:35 pm: buy a phone

My cable line has been cut.
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Post by: Scipi on December 14, 2011, 02:47:13 pm: Splice it back together

My splice skill is not high enough D:
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Post by: Yeong on December 14, 2011, 03:01:52 pm: level up.

I'm to lazy to level grind.
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Post by: Scipi on December 14, 2011, 03:04:27 pm: Use the MISSINGNO Glitch and get 128 Rare Candies.

MISSINGNO permanently glitched my Hall of Fame
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Post by: Yeong on December 14, 2011, 03:10:42 pm: Restart Pokemon

How did I knew that HOMER-16 was talking about Pokemon?
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Post by: flyingfisch on December 14, 2011, 03:57:07 pm: Code: [Select]
Client service robot~$: Sorry, cannot comprehend 'Pokemon' in 'How did I knew that HOMER-16 was talking about Pokemon?'. This may be due to an old version or you may have meant 'Pomona','poky','slow','molasses' ==[TO SEE MORE, PRESS [ENTER]. TO STOP, PRESS [Ctrl]+[C]. TO SEE VERSION NUMBER, PRESS [V]]== USER INPUT: V 1.0
Why does this client service robot dude keep not comprehending what we say?
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Post by: Scipi on December 14, 2011, 04:19:19 pm: Because it accidentally caught MISSINGNO :P

I make too many MISSINGNO references
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Post by: Netham45 on December 14, 2011, 06:33:14 pm: Think of The Game instead of MISSINGNO.

I explode too often.
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Post by: Darl181 on December 14, 2011, 06:47:01 pm: Stop drinking Nethamium.

I can't play the game in Netham's sig.
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Post by: epic7 on December 14, 2011, 07:14:16 pm: Program it.

My game is too slow.
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Post by: Freyaday on December 14, 2011, 10:10:50 pm: Use Full

Now my calc is Empty
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Post by: epic7 on December 14, 2011, 10:13:22 pm: Pour diet sprite in it.

Given: Triangle ABC != Triangle DEF
Prove: Triangle ABC = Triangle DEF
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Post by: Freyaday on December 14, 2011, 10:18:14 pm: P ∧ ¬P = 1

P ∨ ¬P = 0
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Post by: epic7 on December 14, 2011, 10:56:50 pm: LOLWUT?

LOLWUT=6.5.
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Post by: willrandship on December 14, 2011, 11:23:47 pm: use int( to make it only take 1 byte instead of 9

But I'm not using BASIC
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Post by: Scipi on December 15, 2011, 12:18:27 am: Use Quby then

My lighting engine don't work :(
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Post by: Freyaday on December 15, 2011, 11:15:42 am: use more powah

I used too much powah and my lights broke
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Post by: flyingfisch on December 15, 2011, 12:10:00 pm: Call Ben Franklin (did you ever watch that episode of Bewitched?)

He won't go back to the 1800's now.
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Post by: willrandship on December 15, 2011, 07:42:21 pm: Tell him about how electrons are really positive, motivating him to fix it in a time where it would be easier.

Now he discovered quantum physics too early.
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Post by: flyingfisch on December 15, 2011, 08:45:48 pm: kill him

Why do you computer ppl say "boot up" instead of "start up"?
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Post by: willrandship on December 15, 2011, 08:50:13 pm: because you have to kick it a few times occasionally.

I lost my boot-up boots
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Post by: Freyaday on December 16, 2011, 12:30:40 am: Go to a shoe store

I work at a shoe store
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Post by: Yeong on December 16, 2011, 07:55:58 am: Who cares? :P

I want to care for something D:
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Post by: flyingfisch on December 16, 2011, 09:58:32 am: watch care bears

My liveCD died
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Post by: Scipi on December 16, 2011, 01:37:28 pm: Call it a deadCD

My deadCD won't boot
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Post by: flyingfisch on December 16, 2011, 01:44:34 pm: put conway's game of life on it and try again

i am now obsessed with the game of life and have no time to install ubuntu
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Post by: Scipi on December 16, 2011, 02:52:07 pm: Play the game of death instead

I died
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Post by: flyingfisch on December 16, 2011, 03:01:33 pm: well then, what is tech support supposed to do?
Get a stretcher for this guy, will ya Joe? He died. Yeah I'm sure, he just told me.
They're getting you a stretcher.

My pen wont write
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Post by: Freyaday on December 16, 2011, 04:48:03 pm: get a pencil

my pencil exploded for no reason
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Post by: holmes221b on December 16, 2011, 05:20:26 pm: There's always a reason.

What's the reason?
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Post by: Scipi on December 16, 2011, 05:23:53 pm: The reason's whatever

Help! I'm in a cave with two spots of light and lots of meat!
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Post by: holmes221b on December 16, 2011, 05:36:30 pm: Stay away from the meat.

The cave is too small.
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Post by: epic7 on December 16, 2011, 05:54:49 pm: Use dynamite.

I ain't got no pancake mix.
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Post by: Scipi on December 16, 2011, 05:55:54 pm: Grind up some wheat and flour, and there you go :P

I'm too old fashioned
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Post by: epic7 on December 16, 2011, 05:57:11 pm: Buy some new clothes.

I want moar money.
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Post by: holmes221b on December 16, 2011, 06:21:24 pm: get a job.

I can't get a job.
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Post by: epic7 on December 16, 2011, 06:23:23 pm: Go to school.

TOASTER, Y U NO MAKE NYAN CAT?
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Post by: holmes221b on December 16, 2011, 06:26:08 pm: toaster is too small to handle nyan cat.

there is no toaster big enough to handle nyan cat.
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Post by: Freyaday on December 16, 2011, 11:02:18 pm: Find nyan catgirl

Now I can't stop dancing
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Post by: holmes221b on December 17, 2011, 12:21:29 am: Tie yourself up with rope.

Can't find any rope.
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Post by: parserp on December 17, 2011, 12:48:31 am: Use metal bars.

I can't tie them around me.
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Post by: Freyaday on December 17, 2011, 12:47:27 pm: heat them up

I accidentally fire
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Post by: epic7 on December 17, 2011, 12:52:03 pm: You're fired.

My microwave sucks.
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Post by: Yeong on December 17, 2011, 05:45:34 pm: blow it off.

Now my fan is broken.
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Post by: holmes221b on December 17, 2011, 05:49:27 pm: Lube it up with lard.

I have too much lard.
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Post by: ben_g on December 17, 2011, 05:49:48 pm: use a jet engine to blow instead.

Now I blew it away.
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Post by: Yeong on December 17, 2011, 05:51:09 pm: get it back.

I don't know where it is.
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Post by: holmes221b on December 17, 2011, 05:52:12 pm: Get a map.

My map is on fire.
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Post by: flyingfisch on December 18, 2011, 12:27:49 pm: Use a mega-freeze gun to stop the fire.

My map is covered in ice and i cant read it.
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Post by: MGOS on December 18, 2011, 02:43:45 pm: put it in the microwave

I don't have electricity for the microwave here
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Post by: Freyaday on December 18, 2011, 03:08:24 pm: move

I've been betrayed
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Post by: willrandship on December 18, 2011, 07:53:21 pm: Drop the tray

Now my lunch is on the floor
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Post by: saintrunner on December 18, 2011, 08:03:56 pm: use the 3 second rule

I can't count
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Post by: Scipi on December 18, 2011, 08:57:56 pm: Repeat after me "1,2,3..."

I can't count past 3
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Post by: saintrunner on December 18, 2011, 08:59:57 pm: the next number is 5

I hate the number 5
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Post by: willrandship on December 18, 2011, 09:37:15 pm: use base 4
then it's 11 :D

I keep mixing it up with binary
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Post by: saintrunner on December 18, 2011, 10:02:50 pm: try 'buy canary'

I have a fear of birds
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Post by: epic7 on December 18, 2011, 10:08:23 pm: Lie underwater.

I have a test Tommorow.
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Post by: saintrunner on December 18, 2011, 10:10:41 pm: it's changed to a quiz

I lost my homework...again
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Post by: willrandship on December 18, 2011, 10:20:59 pm: try your dog.

I already checked my dog
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Post by: saintrunner on December 18, 2011, 10:25:23 pm: try your cat....the dog was FRAMED!!!

I don't like my picture taken
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Post by: epic7 on December 18, 2011, 10:27:37 pm: Stop coveriyour face with your hands and GET OVER IT.

Im tired of all this work even though I don't have that much.
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Post by: ztrumpet on December 18, 2011, 10:28:33 pm: Write my English paper instead.

I accidently this thread.
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Post by: willrandship on December 18, 2011, 10:53:28 pm: Don't worry, it wasn't your fault: I intentionally this thread.

Now I'm tempbanned.
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Post by: Freyaday on December 19, 2011, 01:44:18 am: Hit yourself with a banhammer

I accidentally Axe 1.1.2
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Post by: flyingfisch on December 26, 2011, 01:34:50 pm: Cannot compute.

I haven't posted in this thread for a whole page
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Post by: Freyaday on December 26, 2011, 04:36:27 pm: then time machine

I fourthed, and then grammar
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Post by: annoyingcalc on December 26, 2011, 04:48:27 pm: spell correctly

I cant transfer a .tns file to my ti-85
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Post by: Freyaday on December 26, 2011, 06:24:50 pm: Get aTI-84+ SE

I miss my friend
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Post by: annoyingcalc on December 26, 2011, 06:37:34 pm: call him through your calculator

I still cant transfet a .tns file to my 84 + se
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Post by: parserp on December 26, 2011, 08:17:36 pm: write a program that will convert it to .8xp.

I am so sick of duck duck goose but I can't stop posting in the thread. :P
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Post by: saintrunner on December 26, 2011, 08:59:17 pm: crash your computer

my lap op is missing he key...li eraly
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Post by: parserp on December 26, 2011, 09:00:58 pm: break one off another compu er and glue it on.

I am dying. li eraly :P
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Post by: saintrunner on December 26, 2011, 09:05:17 pm: what are you dyeing?

I can't paint
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Post by: parserp on December 26, 2011, 09:10:06 pm: take a class

i'm not really dying XD
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Post by: epic7 on December 26, 2011, 09:15:35 pm: Jump off a bridge; it'll help.

Me wants teh ndless nao! :P
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Post by: annoyingcalc on December 26, 2011, 09:38:21 pm: pester ExtendeD

I am an idiot
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Post by: parserp on December 26, 2011, 09:53:29 pm: get a brain.

where do i buy a brain?
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: saintrunner on December 26, 2011, 10:06:39 pm: aisle three next to the spines

My spine is broken
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Post by: annoyingcalc on December 26, 2011, 10:20:02 pm: go to a hospital

I am a spambot that gets banned because I advertise :P
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Post by: Freyaday on December 27, 2011, 12:44:35 am: buy the things you advertise and then see if you feel like advertizing them

acid jazz is making everything melty
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Post by: willrandship on December 29, 2011, 08:47:26 am: tell him to post about it in hot dog's Doom effec thread
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: flyingfisch on December 29, 2011, 10:53:17 am: ERROR: no problem provided.

Why does Mac seem cheap even though its expensive?
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: willrandship on December 29, 2011, 01:06:59 pm: Because that's exactly what it is.

Why doesn't the Gnome 3 dev team see all the pain they put me through?
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Post by: parserp on December 29, 2011, 02:56:31 pm: no idea, but definetely ditto. Gnome 3 stinks. :(

Why hasn't google taken over the world yet?
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Post by: jacobly on December 29, 2011, 04:27:03 pm: Because it's not 2015 yet.

Why doesn't everyone use linux?
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: parserp on December 29, 2011, 04:34:14 pm: because everyone thinks that Apple is better for some reason.

Why don't you use linux?
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Post by: jacobly on December 29, 2011, 04:36:38 pm: Because I do.

Why do you use windows?
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Post by: parserp on December 29, 2011, 04:40:09 pm: Because I don't.

Why don't these answers make any sense?
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Post by: ZippyDee on December 29, 2011, 06:35:23 pm: Because toast.

Who let the dogs out?
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Yeong on December 29, 2011, 06:38:39 pm: I did.

Now where's my dog?
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Post by: Darl181 on December 29, 2011, 07:39:11 pm: Over there.

Why does the Imageshack server take ages to load?
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Yeong on December 29, 2011, 07:40:27 pm: Because it's shacked.

Why do you go there?
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Darl181 on December 29, 2011, 08:26:44 pm: Ask this page.

Why did I just lose the game?
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Yeong on December 29, 2011, 08:28:16 pm: Because you did.

Why do I always think of Rick Astley whenever I lose the game?
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: parserp on December 29, 2011, 08:48:15 pm: Because that's the way he rolls.

Why are politicians so annoying?
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: willrandship on December 29, 2011, 11:56:20 pm: Because society is too stupid to vote for people based on intelligence.

Why can't politicians leave well enough alone?
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: saintrunner on December 30, 2011, 01:02:54 am: Who is 'well enough' and why are the Politicians picking on him!!?!?!

I figure out if enough is ever enough!
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Post by: epic7 on December 30, 2011, 01:04:29 am: Enough is enough because enough = enough.

Why am I still awake at this hour?
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Freyaday on December 30, 2011, 03:47:51 am: Because I can't get off my butt

Why can't I get off my butt?
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Post by: imo_inx on December 30, 2011, 10:25:34 am: Because your freyed.

Why am we confused?
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Scipi on December 30, 2011, 12:47:43 pm: Because you hurt yourself in confusion

Why won't I snap out of confusion?
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Post by: Yeong on December 30, 2011, 01:49:31 pm: You just have to wait few more turns.

I can't beat final boss in Final Fantasy Tactics Advance.
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Post by: Freyaday on December 30, 2011, 02:17:14 pm: Summon Bigger Fish

TVTropes Has Ruined My Vocabulary
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Post by: flyingfisch on December 31, 2011, 11:37:11 am: Get a dictionary

I cant find one
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Freyaday on December 31, 2011, 06:35:12 pm: use a thesaurus

what's another word for thesaurus?
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Post by: willrandship on December 31, 2011, 07:16:31 pm: Synonym Dictionary

But that's not a word....
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Post by: flyingfisch on December 31, 2011, 08:58:18 pm: Right click>add to dictionary

Could someone give me the windows version of WINE?
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Spyro543 on December 31, 2011, 09:11:29 pm: You're already using it.

Why doesn't Linux natively run Windows programs?
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: willrandship on January 01, 2012, 03:28:49 am: because that would mean it was running the windows kernel, which is an abomination of mankind. No, seriously it has some MAJOR problems. NT kernel (NT4 thru win 7) was better than the 1.0-win 98 set tho.

BTW windows could run wine through cygwin :P

Why don't people run Wine in cygwin?
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: imo_inx on January 01, 2012, 09:52:30 am: Whats the point? (rhetorical answer.)

Why dont WE port the NT kernal into linux?
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: willrandship on January 02, 2012, 01:26:06 am: It's hard to port C programs when you don't have the source code :P That's exactly what WINE is trying to do.

Why won't my pocket stop vibrating?
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: flyingfisch on January 06, 2012, 07:39:00 pm: Because thats where your intelligent mini-robot thats powered by your calc is.

Why does my intelligent mini-robot not like me?
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: parserp on January 06, 2012, 07:41:06 pm: Because you are a pilot.

I'm running out of problems, but i don't want to be a politician.
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: flyingfisch on January 06, 2012, 07:48:08 pm: Write a program.

How do you do that?
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Post by: imo_inx on January 07, 2012, 08:43:59 am: You open up notepad and start programming in the Text programming language.

Why are the meatballs haunting me???
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: willrandship on January 07, 2012, 01:48:44 pm: They are after revenge for their lost bretheren.

My back itches
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Post by: Nick on January 07, 2012, 01:54:19 pm: ask someone else to scratch it

i can't connect an external mouse to my nspire
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: imo_inx on January 07, 2012, 04:15:49 pm: Use an internal mouse, LIKE A BOSS!!!

if Netham=Boss is TRUE
then Juju=pringles?
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: parserp on January 07, 2012, 04:47:44 pm: yes.

I can't figure out zedd :-\
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Freyaday on January 08, 2012, 03:22:54 pm: Ask Why

Because
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: flyingfisch on January 08, 2012, 05:45:17 pm: ERROR: Cannot comprehend line 3 near 'Because'

Why do I use my wacom tablet more than my mouse?
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: epic7 on January 08, 2012, 06:07:03 pm: Ask a doctor.

Why?
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Freyaday on January 08, 2012, 09:55:16 pm: Because

Not war?
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: epic7 on January 08, 2012, 09:56:23 pm: Peace.

Why is there no tech support in botswana?
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Freyaday on January 09, 2012, 05:34:45 pm: Because we're doing it.

Why are we doing it again?
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: parserp on January 09, 2012, 05:37:54 pm: because flyingfisch started this topic.

nom nom nom
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Post by: Spyro543 on January 09, 2012, 06:22:20 pm: NOM!!!

Why do we say 'nom' so much on Omnimaga?
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Freyaday on January 09, 2012, 06:25:41 pm: Because it's not Omnomimaga, therefore leaving our nomming addictions unsated

Why have we strayed from Tech Support?
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Spyro543 on January 09, 2012, 06:29:05 pm: Because we haven't.

Why is my computer running Windows?
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Freyaday on January 09, 2012, 06:34:16 pm: You put it there

All these windows make my computer cold
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Spyro543 on January 09, 2012, 06:36:38 pm: Fill your bathtub full of hot water and dump your computer in it.

Why am I using Windows but my avatar is Ubuntu?
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Freyaday on January 09, 2012, 06:37:19 pm: Because

Why do I no has Photoshop?
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Spyro543 on January 09, 2012, 06:54:41 pm: Because you can't/don't want to pay for it.

What's Freyaday's avatar?
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Freyaday on January 09, 2012, 07:04:33 pm: A project that is currently floundering due to indecision

Why do I snigger at the word "plot"?
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: willrandship on January 09, 2012, 07:21:56 pm: because it leads to holes.

why can't I hack into google's servers?
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Yeong on January 09, 2012, 08:47:19 pm: Because you're not Google enough.

<<Insert my question here>>
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Juju on January 09, 2012, 09:43:10 pm: <<Insert response here>>

Why did you motherboarded a toaster?
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Darl181 on January 09, 2012, 10:27:29 pm: epic ninja'd? maybe wrong page. :P
umm

Because he didn't read the man page.

Why did my toaster just stab me?
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: parserp on January 09, 2012, 10:36:52 pm: because it's tired of toasting your buns. (pun intended)

Why does Darl's sig have an evil monster in it?
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: flyingfisch on January 10, 2012, 12:18:18 pm: Because darl is an evil monster :D

Why is linux free?
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Nick on January 10, 2012, 12:30:18 pm: since it would be easy to make yourself.. j/k xp

why do i always watch movies during the exams?
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: flyingfisch on January 10, 2012, 12:34:09 pm: Because tests are for the stupid people. j/k of course

Why does my computer say "Windows(c) cannot stand the fact that a better OS (Ubuntu) is residing on the same machine. Restarting..." whenever I try to boot into windows?
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Nick on January 10, 2012, 12:46:02 pm: because windows is really stupid

how is it possible that my nokia 3310 battery still survives a whole week of usage, while i have to reload my smartphone every other day?
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: flyingfisch on January 10, 2012, 12:59:20 pm: Because your smartphone likes juice, thats why! :D

Why arent laptops free?
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: parserp on January 10, 2012, 04:50:24 pm: because bill gates is a noob.

<question></question>
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Freyaday on January 10, 2012, 06:16:50 pm: ≤answer≥≤/answer≥

Wait....
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: willrandship on January 10, 2012, 06:19:06 pm: RUN!!!!!

I'm stuck at a red light.
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Darl181 on January 10, 2012, 06:41:16 pm: Get mad at who designed it.

This (http://xkcd.com/277) just happened.
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: imo_inx on January 10, 2012, 06:48:50 pm: That just happened.

Why am I LYING???
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Freyaday on January 10, 2012, 11:28:36 pm: Because you're not telling the truth

My computer refuses to open the VB studio. Something about it being "filthy Microsoft trash"
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: flyingfisch on January 11, 2012, 11:49:41 am: Who needs VB anyway??? Use python.

I dont know how to use python
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Scipi on January 11, 2012, 12:18:14 pm: Learn Ruby

Why does VG Cats take forever to release the next comic?
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Freyaday on January 11, 2012, 09:49:59 pm: Because cats don't give a shit

Why are cats shitting on my lawn?
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: epic7 on January 11, 2012, 09:54:38 pm: They ate too many shiitake mushrooms.

I wants Pad Thai.
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: flyingfisch on January 12, 2012, 01:59:06 pm: Go to Pad Thai (http://www.pad-thairestaurant.com/) (I love that place, btw. Its right by where i live.)

I lost the duck duck goose game.
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: imo_inx on January 13, 2012, 10:19:03 am: Quote from: HOMER-16 on January 11, 2012, 12:18:14 pm
Learn Ruby

Why does VG Cats take forever to release the next comic?
Oh yay another Vg-Cats fan!

Play chicken chicken turkey.

My leg is powdertoy.
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: flyingfisch on January 13, 2012, 10:29:19 am: of course it is! every skiers legs are powdertoys!

I am a powdertoy
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Darl181 on January 13, 2012, 06:46:51 pm: /me inserts electrodes and adds spark.
...
Oops. 0.o

I just accidentally a flyingfisch
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Freyaday on January 13, 2012, 07:05:13 pm: Om nom nom

I got shocked.
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: imo_inx on January 13, 2012, 07:59:42 pm: Bathe in battery acid.

Why do these questions not end in "?"?
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Freyaday on January 13, 2012, 09:17:23 pm: Because we're lazy

I'm lazy
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: imo_inx on January 13, 2012, 09:31:21 pm: Eat tuna.

Windows is booting.
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: epic7 on January 13, 2012, 09:31:50 pm: Make it shoe instead.

I confus.
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: willrandship on January 14, 2012, 01:14:01 am: In soviet russia, tetris confus you.

I don't want to be confussed by tetris!
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: imo_inx on January 14, 2012, 01:21:06 am: Then spell confused right.

The Ham is evil.
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: epic7 on January 14, 2012, 10:03:58 am: Get spam

I wish it was summer
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Spyro543 on January 14, 2012, 02:01:21 pm: Too bad. It's winter.

Why can't I find my camera?
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: hellninjas on January 14, 2012, 04:53:10 pm: Your not looking, your typing.

Why is my bed not made?
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: epic7 on January 14, 2012, 06:53:41 pm: You're too lazy.

Why doesnt anyone I know like to program?
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: parserp on January 14, 2012, 09:38:44 pm: Because you haven't taught them.

Why aren't I a billionaire?
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Freyaday on January 15, 2012, 12:47:05 am: You didn't bother to become one.

My calc looks at me funny.
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: flyingfisch on January 16, 2012, 10:30:41 am: Probably because it wants more attention.

I love my calc.
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Spyro543 on January 16, 2012, 02:36:11 pm: ERROR at line 3: Expression is not a question.

Why can't I compute flyingfisch's expression?
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: parserp on January 16, 2012, 02:42:30 pm: 42.

Is your real name Rick? >:D
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Freyaday on January 16, 2012, 11:46:02 pm: No.

That is not a problem. Please submit an actual problem for review.
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: parserp on January 16, 2012, 11:52:23 pm: Err:404

Are you a suicide bomber?
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Freyaday on January 17, 2012, 08:07:09 pm: No.

Are You?
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: parserp on January 17, 2012, 09:23:57 pm: Yes.

When is the best time to bomb your house?
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Freyaday on January 17, 2012, 09:34:13 pm: Never.

Who is best pony?
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Yeong on January 17, 2012, 09:35:22 pm: Meh.

I thought I was a Mega Man?
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: parserp on January 17, 2012, 09:38:52 pm: You are really a Barbie fan.

The Game?
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Yeong on January 17, 2012, 09:40:42 pm: I lost.

Am I Megaman or Bridge?
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: ruler501 on January 17, 2012, 10:07:38 pm: Your a Tarn Bridge(from my hw assignment today :P)

I too lazy to do hw
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Yeong on January 17, 2012, 10:08:39 pm: just do it

Why am I Tarn Bridge?
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: ruler501 on January 17, 2012, 10:24:52 pm: you've gone insane and knew usher

I know who usher is
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Yeong on January 17, 2012, 10:26:52 pm: have fun.

I don't know who he is.
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: ruler501 on January 17, 2012, 10:34:58 pm: read fall of the house of usher

I dont know where i am
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: flyingfisch on January 18, 2012, 09:30:59 am: Get a GPS

SOPA might pass.
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Freyaday on January 20, 2012, 08:08:21 pm: /me readies his army of catgirls

Now, how do I feed them all....
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: flyingfisch on January 29, 2012, 12:49:01 pm: With rainbows?

I want to punch the guy who programmed IE6.
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: parserp on January 29, 2012, 07:44:59 pm: Find out where he lives.

#include <question>
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: ruler501 on January 29, 2012, 11:32:35 pm: question not found

my processor cant find a question
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: parserp on January 29, 2012, 11:51:17 pm: throw it off a cliff.

there aren't any nearby cliffs.
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Darl181 on January 30, 2012, 01:13:47 am: Find a bridge.

TBO just appeared, claiming a copyright violation.
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Freyaday on January 31, 2012, 09:07:57 am: Shoot him

Now I have a mess to clean up
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Yeong on January 31, 2012, 08:28:05 pm: no you don't.

I wanna shoot Freyaday
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: ruler501 on January 31, 2012, 08:50:14 pm: Then do it

I'm being charged with murder
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Yeong on January 31, 2012, 08:51:23 pm: deny it.

They know that I'm lying.
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Freyaday on January 31, 2012, 09:38:27 pm: I don't see how that's a problem

Different problem
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: parserp on February 01, 2012, 06:31:45 pm: Different answer.

I have been sentenced to life in prison.
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Freyaday on February 01, 2012, 09:11:15 pm: Die. It'll be shorter.

I forgot to fix some flags.
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: ruler501 on February 01, 2012, 10:49:35 pm: various nations are coming to kill you

I cant run fast enough from them
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Yeong on February 02, 2012, 03:36:28 pm: use slow on your foes

I don't know magic
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: turiqwalrus on February 02, 2012, 03:41:47 pm: well use a scroll instead

why are eggplants purple?
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: parserp on February 02, 2012, 04:48:44 pm: Because eggs are purple.

I can't find any purple eggs.
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Yeong on February 02, 2012, 05:47:15 pm: Ask Barney.

I accidentally shot Barney.
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: parserp on February 02, 2012, 05:50:15 pm: Laugh uncontrollably.

I'm laughing uncontrollably.
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Freyaday on February 02, 2012, 06:33:19 pm: Then chortle

Everyday I'm chortlin'
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Yeong on February 02, 2012, 06:34:00 pm: shuffle instead.

I forgot the original lyric.
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: parserp on February 02, 2012, 06:36:58 pm: Be grateful.

I am grateful.
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Darl181 on February 02, 2012, 06:39:43 pm: That's great!

i ACCIDENTALLY THE cAPS lOCK KEY
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Freyaday on February 02, 2012, 11:32:23 pm: Bash it against your knee

I uSEd To bE ABlE TO TyPE liKe YoU, BuT THen i tooK a KEyboArd tO tHe kNeE.
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: ruler501 on February 03, 2012, 08:16:31 pm: Jokes get old

I've heard arrow to the knee jokes too many times
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: patchon on February 05, 2012, 10:39:15 am: Get off the internet

People stopped posting here
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Yeong on February 05, 2012, 01:54:47 pm: attract them.

I'm not a ~~chick~~ human magnet.
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: patchon on February 05, 2012, 02:53:42 pm: ~~steal~~ acquire magnets

i don't have the moneys
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: turiqwalrus on February 05, 2012, 02:59:28 pm: WELL ROB A BANK!!!1!

the police are chasing me
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: patchon on February 05, 2012, 03:36:51 pm: R1, R1, Circle, R2, Up, Down, Up, Down, Up, Down

my controller doesn't work
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: LincolnB on February 05, 2012, 06:40:24 pm: Press A repeatedly, upwards of 60 times per second. Unplugging the TV, swearing, and throwing sharp objects works too.

I have no problems.
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: parserp on February 05, 2012, 07:14:45 pm: Become involved in politics.

I am the president of the US.
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: imo_inx on February 05, 2012, 07:33:18 pm: Burn yourself and jump out the window.

I derped.
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Freyaday on February 05, 2012, 11:01:08 pm: Derpy Hooves has been summoned.

Great. Now all my muffins are gone.
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Darl181 on February 06, 2012, 02:39:13 pm: Stop giving them to the moose.

I've had random songs stuck in my head all day.
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: turiqwalrus on February 06, 2012, 02:42:09 pm: Lobotomy is key... then you won't remember the songs

Now I don't remember anything
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Mighty Moose on February 06, 2012, 02:52:44 pm: Buy an external hard drive, fill it with information, and wire it to your brain through your ear.

Quote from: Darl181 on February 06, 2012, 02:39:13 pm
Stop giving them to the moose.

But I like muffins!!!

Now I don't have any muffins.
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: turiqwalrus on February 06, 2012, 03:01:04 pm: kill Freyaday and steal the muffins...

I'm in jail now :P
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Freyaday on February 06, 2012, 04:46:48 pm: /me revives

Now Imma zombie. Blarg.
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Deep Toaster on February 06, 2012, 04:53:18 pm: Stop talking.

I just missed 21 pages of replies. What do I do? D:
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: parserp on February 06, 2012, 04:59:42 pm: Read them.

I am reading them for 24 hours straight.
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: patchon on February 06, 2012, 04:59:59 pm: Check only the last one

i need 100 posts

EDIT:Oops!
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Yeong on February 06, 2012, 06:10:46 pm: that's simple. post 97 more.

I have over 100 posts.
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Deep Toaster on February 06, 2012, 06:35:26 pm: *click*

I have over 6666 posts.
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: flyingfisch on February 07, 2012, 03:27:42 pm: Ok.... Delete a few.

I don't like TI calcs.
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Freyaday on December 29, 2012, 05:20:10 pm: Burn Texas.

I necro'd this topic.
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: epic7 on December 29, 2012, 05:52:04 pm: As a punishment, take a soup ladle and beat yourself with it repeatedly.

I've run out of ramen noodles and now my clock won't make pizza.
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: imo_inx on December 29, 2012, 06:04:00 pm: Eat the clock.

Whats 5?
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Nick on December 29, 2012, 06:21:28 pm: S in 13375P34K

I need a death ray.
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: epic7 on December 29, 2012, 06:32:09 pm: Death rays hurt people and hurting people is wrong. Shame on you.

Where's my dinner?
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: ruler501 on December 29, 2012, 10:15:32 pm: In my stomach

I'm full but there's more delicious food. What do?
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: epic7 on December 29, 2012, 10:22:23 pm: It doesn't matter. You took my only food.
Now I'm gonna starve.
(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmyetdkTVt1qdagdq.gif)

Somebody stole my lolipop
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Freyaday on December 30, 2012, 04:47:58 am: That would be me.

I need more lollipops.
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: tr1p1ea on December 30, 2012, 06:48:53 am: You will need more to safely usher people across the road.

Why did the chicken ...
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Freyaday on December 30, 2012, 07:39:41 am: Because it died a horrible, agonizing death.

Aofnbjkdeoew?
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: TIfanx1999 on December 30, 2012, 09:07:30 am: A flock of seagulls?

I just read through all 28 pages of this thread and wasted minutes of my life. How can I get them back?
Title: Re: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Nick on December 30, 2012, 09:21:38 am: Write yourself an asm prog that sucks you into a black hole and brings you back to the past.

I'm hungry, but the only thing I have to eat is candy
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: blue_bear_94 on December 30, 2012, 10:25:47 am: Then eat the candy.

I have a science fair project due in two weeks! (t)
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Yeong on December 30, 2012, 12:36:23 pm: Finish it

My motivation is lagging
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Scipi on December 30, 2012, 12:44:33 pm: Optimize your motivational code for performance

I just beat Shogun 2: Total War's campaign and now I'm bored
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: ruler501 on December 30, 2012, 01:09:29 pm: Write a new harder campaign in asm on the 82

I don't own an 82
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Vogtinator on December 30, 2012, 01:17:16 pm: Try to build one yourself

I can't make ICs myself
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: ruler501 on December 30, 2012, 01:28:47 pm: Learn how to

I is confused
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: floris497 on December 30, 2012, 01:30:42 pm: Edit: Skip this one

buy a machine that can make ICs

I don't have money to buy that machine

Edit (i see i was to late)
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Vogtinator on December 30, 2012, 01:31:25 pm: Hurt yourself

I'm invulnerable

Edit: (Kind of) Ninja'd
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: epic7 on December 30, 2012, 02:07:13 pm: Then jump off the Empire State Building and have fun with it.

My Christmas vacation is almost over
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: blue_bear_94 on December 30, 2012, 02:36:00 pm: Go build a time machine.

I can't go faster than light.
Title: Re: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Nick on December 30, 2012, 02:49:29 pm: Remove all traces of equations that prove that statement, and do it then.

I drank too much champagne tonight
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Vogtinator on December 30, 2012, 03:18:13 pm: Use a vacuum cleaner and suck it up

I want to understand snes9x' source but getting a headache
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Post by: Freyaday on December 30, 2012, 03:34:01 pm: Remove your head.

Acephaly ain't all it's cracked up to be.
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Post by: blue_bear_94 on December 30, 2012, 05:29:53 pm: Try again, using proper English.

I can't get this TI-68k Basic program to work.
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Post by: Vogtinator on December 30, 2012, 05:59:08 pm: Re-Write it in asm and port it to TI Basic

I'm not using my Wii anymore
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Post by: Juju on December 30, 2012, 06:04:28 pm: Is your Wii turned on?

A wild Pokémon appears!
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Post by: blue_bear_94 on December 30, 2012, 06:15:23 pm: Beat it up and run.

I can't figure out how to write my program in assembly.
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Post by: Vogtinator on December 30, 2012, 06:26:07 pm: Try to implement it in hardware

My Wii is turned on but I have no idea what to do now
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Post by: TheNlightenedOne on December 30, 2012, 07:15:53 pm: Play an Xbox game.

What is this website?
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Post by: JoeyBelgier on December 30, 2012, 07:25:55 pm: I don't know but after 3 years, 6 months and 10 days I can safely say it's not about pr0nz.

I popped a can of Pringles.
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Post by: blue_bear_94 on December 30, 2012, 07:40:46 pm: Pop another.

I need to go pee.
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Post by: Vogtinator on December 30, 2012, 07:47:10 pm: Use your underpants

The XBox runs Windows
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Post by: Rhombicuboctahedron on December 30, 2012, 08:12:14 pm: Try making it jog glass

I can't think of anything, but dafuq?
Quote from: blue_bear_94 on December 30, 2012, 05:29:53 pm
Try again, using proper English.
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Post by: blue_bear_94 on December 30, 2012, 08:42:47 pm: I don't know. What are you talking about?

My computer runs Windows
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Post by: TheNlightenedOne on December 30, 2012, 10:45:35 pm: Take a sledgehammer to it.

What does this button do?
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Juju on December 30, 2012, 11:31:26 pm: DON'T TOUCH IT

(Actually it's mostly harmless.)

Je parle français?
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Post by: epic7 on December 31, 2012, 12:07:05 am: No entiendo.

Quise comer mi reloj, pero la mochila en el libro de queso grande està en la escuela de pimathbraniac.
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Post by: TIfanx1999 on December 31, 2012, 12:10:41 am: Use google maps to find out where he is and go get it.

I can't stop eating sun chips!
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Post by: Freyaday on December 31, 2012, 12:59:23 am: Eat moon chips.

I have lung cancer from inhaling all that reigolith.
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Post by: TIfanx1999 on December 31, 2012, 01:05:46 am: Call the law offices of Michael A. Demayo for a consultation.

I downloaded more RAM to make my internets faster. Not only did it not work, but my computer is running slower than ever. Help!
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Post by: epic7 on December 31, 2012, 01:13:18 am: Right click the extra ram and hit "Delete". Duh.

I ordered a lobster for my computer, but it wasn't blue.
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Post by: TIfanx1999 on December 31, 2012, 01:19:19 am: Check your bottom desk drawer. There should be some blue paint in there. Don't be shy, apply liberally.

I can't stop watching <a href=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xo-tWlETq8w>this</a> video. XD
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Post by: Sorunome on December 31, 2012, 01:29:04 am: Then don't

Where am I?
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Post by: epic7 on December 31, 2012, 01:32:44 am: Derpy, you live in Ponyville.

I can't find Ponyville on my map
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Post by: Sorunome on December 31, 2012, 01:33:29 am: Think outside the box.

What is the meaning of life?
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Post by: epic7 on December 31, 2012, 01:34:23 am: 42.

43?
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Post by: Sorunome on December 31, 2012, 01:35:37 am: nope

What am I?
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Post by: epic7 on December 31, 2012, 01:37:43 am: A ~~horse~~ pony.

I can't find my Stephen Hawking t-shirt D:
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Post by: TIfanx1999 on December 31, 2012, 01:39:05 am: <s>Iron man.</s> <s>Damn ninjas everywhere... asldkfjswiouwadfhg</s> It's been stolen by the gnomes that live in your dryer and feast on your socks. Go on an epic quest through the dryer to retrieve it.

Iron man 3 isn't out yet. I am disappoint.
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Post by: Juju on December 31, 2012, 01:49:24 am: Blame Stephen Hawking. Or Pinkie with Mustache.

There's no Dans une Galaxie près de chez vous 3 yet. I am disappoint.
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Post by: Nick on December 31, 2012, 02:14:01 am: Translate it to english and maybe you'll find it.

I couldn't sleep all night
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Post by: floris497 on December 31, 2012, 02:50:29 am: then use you time wisely

my screen is to large for most games to play them in native resolution
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Post by: TIfanx1999 on December 31, 2012, 03:38:28 am: Get a smaller screen.

I met a charming individual on the subway yesterday that told me to "Get a life". I really do believe that this person's words were heartfelt, and that they had my best interests in mind. How does one go about getting a life, and where can I find one?
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Post by: Adriweb on December 31, 2012, 05:02:49 am: Apparently here's an option : http://thelifestore.com.au/
/me runs
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Post by: Scipi on December 31, 2012, 05:07:15 am: Stop running

/me can't stop using /me
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Post by: Vogtinator on December 31, 2012, 05:58:29 am: /you stop

/you is not red
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Post by: Scipi on December 31, 2012, 06:01:27 am: Pester an admin to make /you purple

The admins aren't making :3 an emoticon
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Vogtinator on December 31, 2012, 06:32:20 am: Hack omnimaga and make yourself admin

I'll get banned if I hack omnimaga
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Post by: Scipi on December 31, 2012, 06:47:54 am: Break the banning functionality

I accidentally divided by 0
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Post by: Vogtinator on December 31, 2012, 06:51:37 am: Multiply by 0

Asdf?
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Post by: Scipi on December 31, 2012, 06:54:19 am: Throw the cheese

(http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2011/297/8/7/throw_the_cheese_by_bianarydestruction-d4dvao8.jpg)

We forgot the cheese
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Post by: Vogtinator on December 31, 2012, 07:07:39 am: Fly to the moon, it's made of cheese

I'm desmond the moonbear
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Post by: Nick on December 31, 2012, 07:08:06 am: Be a rainbow puking unicorn instead.

We only have rainbow pooping unicorns
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Post by: Scipi on December 31, 2012, 07:14:13 am: Feed them a TON of skittles

We only have m&m's
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Vogtinator on December 31, 2012, 09:00:03 am: That's enough to puke in rainbow colors

My room is filled with rainbow colored puke now
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Post by: Scipi on December 31, 2012, 09:06:16 am: Taste the rainbow: Be the rainbow

I live in Soviet Russia

(http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs27/f/2008/171/b/5/AshNotes___Taste_the_Rainbow_by_OniHime.png)
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Post by: Vogtinator on December 31, 2012, 09:08:18 am: You're lucky, in South Korea rainbows puke unicorns

I'm now infected with rainbows and unicorns
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Post by: blue_bear_94 on December 31, 2012, 10:02:37 am: Kill yourself. You'll respawn.

I can't find any diamonds!
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Vogtinator on December 31, 2012, 10:07:46 am: Change your texture pack so that everything looks like diamonds.

I killed myself, I did not respawn
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Scipi on December 31, 2012, 10:09:28 am: Have some one give you a Phoenix Down

I'm all out of Phoenix Downs :(
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: blue_bear_94 on December 31, 2012, 10:17:07 am: Ask someone for some

I don't have any either
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Post by: Vogtinator on December 31, 2012, 10:23:09 am: You don't need them

I don't know what Phoenix Downs are
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Scipi on December 31, 2012, 10:24:30 am: Play any Final Fantasy game

I beat all my Final Fantasy games
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Vogtinator on December 31, 2012, 10:32:38 am: Play them until you hate them.

I don't like RPGs and now omnimaga hates me
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: blue_bear_94 on December 31, 2012, 10:35:29 am: Go to another calc website.

TI hates me now.
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Post by: Vogtinator on December 31, 2012, 10:51:01 am: Make patches for TIs nspire OS so ndless will never run on new versions again

Now everyone (but TI) hates me now
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: blue_bear_94 on December 31, 2012, 10:58:26 am: Get TI to hate you.

I don't want to make TI-Nspire OS patches.
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Vogtinator on December 31, 2012, 11:01:11 am: Send them bug reports

I played R&C2 10 times already (complete)
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Post by: blue_bear_94 on December 31, 2012, 11:01:50 am: Play it again.

I don't know what to say.
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Post by: Vogtinator on December 31, 2012, 11:02:42 am: Write something instead

I'm playing for two hours already
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Post by: blue_bear_94 on December 31, 2012, 11:07:06 am: Play another hour

I don't have a Prizm
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Post by: Vogtinator on December 31, 2012, 11:08:23 am: Buy two and send me one, too

This thread is my new home
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Post by: Scipi on December 31, 2012, 11:41:12 am: Move out

The Spam section is closed
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Post by: Vogtinator on December 31, 2012, 11:43:31 am: This thread here isn't closed

.. YET
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Post by: Scipi on December 31, 2012, 11:48:54 am: Get a mod or an admin in here

We don't want this thread closed D:
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Post by: Vogtinator on December 31, 2012, 11:50:56 am: It's my home

I'm bored of playing R&C2
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Post by: Yeong on December 31, 2012, 12:20:17 pm: Don't play then

My calc hates dcs7
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: floris497 on December 31, 2012, 12:22:56 pm: make your calc love it

I need food
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Post by: Scipi on December 31, 2012, 12:24:24 pm: It must prefer WindowsCS7 then

wcs7 doesn't exist

Edit: Ninja'd

I was ninja'd
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Post by: blue_bear_94 on December 31, 2012, 01:01:20 pm: Find out who ninja'd you and ninjar him/her

Zombies are chasing me
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: TIfanx1999 on December 31, 2012, 01:02:37 pm: Kill them with fire!

I over use memes.
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Matrefeytontias on December 31, 2012, 01:05:12 pm: Don't stress, we never gonna give you up.

My dad is bothering me.
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: floris497 on December 31, 2012, 01:10:26 pm: ignore him

I lost my keys
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Post by: Matrefeytontias on December 31, 2012, 01:55:29 pm: Destroy your door.

Apocalypse didn't happen (what a problem)
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Scipi on December 31, 2012, 02:05:00 pm: Become one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse and summon the other 3

I accidentally the four horsemen
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Post by: TIfanx1999 on December 31, 2012, 02:50:22 pm: Summon the four bronies instead. ;D

I'm out of epsiodes of SAO to watch. D:
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Post by: epic7 on December 31, 2012, 03:35:58 pm: What the heck is SAO?
Super Angry Oranges?
Slimey Australian Ostriches?
Salty Anamorphic Olives?
Somber Astrophysical Oats

My brain hurts from thinking of what SAO means
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: floris497 on December 31, 2012, 03:38:18 pm: use pain killers

I am allergic for pain killers
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Post by: TIfanx1999 on December 31, 2012, 03:41:25 pm: Good thing you have a Botswanan tech support person to answer you. ;)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sword_Art_Online
www.crunchyroll.com/sword-art-online
Watch it, and your headaches will disappear, replaced by awesomeness.
*SAO is also a substitute for pain killers, as noted above. ;)

I had to change a tire, and I'm tired now. XD
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Post by: Scipi on December 31, 2012, 04:02:27 pm: Go to sleep

I've been up since yesterday and can't sleep (true story)
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Vogtinator on December 31, 2012, 04:40:26 pm: Try to read this whole thread again

I don't know when to start fireworks
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Post by: TheNlightenedOne on December 31, 2012, 06:09:22 pm: Don't know when, but inside is a good place.

I want to go to sleep...
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Post by: Freyaday on December 31, 2012, 06:11:54 pm: Apply Knife on! Apply directly to the forehead! Knife on! Apply directly to the forehead! Knife on! Apply directly to the forehead!

Apples.
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Post by: Yeong on December 31, 2012, 06:13:08 pm: Oranges.

I had some of the buttkicks and ownage juice for breakfast and I feel so egotistic and hyper. wat do?
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Sorunome on December 31, 2012, 07:09:13 pm: Jump up and down.

Why, just WHY?
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Post by: epic7 on December 31, 2012, 08:02:16 pm: Because The Game.

I wanted to watch a movie, but I'm out of popcorn
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Vogtinator on December 31, 2012, 08:03:48 pm: Use your imagination. With butter.

I lost THE GAME. Again.
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Sorunome on December 31, 2012, 08:03:56 pm: Then hang around on #omnimaga

I have a Derpy toy on my lap
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Post by: epic7 on December 31, 2012, 08:06:06 pm: Why would you have a toy of yourself? That's weird.

Where's the
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Post by: _Nicco_ on December 31, 2012, 08:06:32 pm: Watch My Little Pony.

I have Winter break homework. :(
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Sorunome on December 31, 2012, 08:07:30 pm: Then let your dog eat it

I am bored
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Freyaday on December 31, 2012, 08:26:44 pm: Smack yourself with a board.

Dorme isu domine.
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Post by: Sorunome on December 31, 2012, 08:35:15 pm: UAH LATIN/me runs

I have a new avatar
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Post by: Scipi on January 01, 2013, 02:50:24 am: Enjoy it while it lasts

Pedin i phith in aníron, a nin ú-cheniathagir

... Ú-bedin edhellen... :/
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Post by: Sorunome on January 01, 2013, 03:32:53 am: lolwut?

EMAG EHT
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Scipi on January 01, 2013, 03:52:47 am: Speak elvish

(I said: "I can say what I wish, and y'all won't understand me... I don't speak Elvish...")

I need don't have enough RAM. Where can I download more?
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: floris497 on January 01, 2013, 06:04:52 am: here you can find high performance RAM http://www.downloadmoreram.com/index.html

my computer is now slower
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: epic7 on January 01, 2013, 11:01:37 am: Delete your computer.

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everybody died.

I don't wanna die D:
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Post by: TIfanx1999 on January 01, 2013, 11:14:46 am: Find the philosopher's stone.

I want to sleep, but it's too dark when I close my eyes! D:
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Vogtinator on January 01, 2013, 11:31:49 am: Sleep in your fridge, it has the same problem.

I'm dead but want to commit suicide
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Scipi on January 01, 2013, 12:16:20 pm: Come back to life

Now I'm stuck in Limbo
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Post by: annoyingcalc on January 01, 2013, 01:40:12 pm: Use a calculator to do (axe)
Code: [Select]
Y++

I forgot to put in pixeltest code
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: TIfanx1999 on January 01, 2013, 02:42:58 pm: Use some long and unnecessary obfuscated code instead. :thumbsup:

I don't understand the last response!
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: blue_bear_94 on January 01, 2013, 02:59:14 pm: I don't either.

I lost the game.
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Sorunome on January 01, 2013, 04:19:08 pm: I am the game

And Derpy
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Vogtinator on January 01, 2013, 04:20:06 pm: Color your hair in rainbow colors

Derpy is dead
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Sorunome on January 01, 2013, 04:21:41 pm: Nope, She isn't, she was just acting dead :P

mhmm
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Vogtinator on January 01, 2013, 04:22:58 pm: Maybe she's a zombie now?

I'm afraid of zombie ponies with derpface
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Sorunome on January 01, 2013, 04:27:02 pm: Do you want more? >:D
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Vogtinator on January 01, 2013, 04:29:18 pm: I always knew you want to see them dead, you *********!

Omnimaga, what should we do about this betrayer?
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Sorunome on January 01, 2013, 04:30:47 pm: Which betrayer

Spoiler For WARNING WARNING WARNING ONLY WATCH IF YOU REALLY WANT TO:
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Vogtinator on January 01, 2013, 04:40:10 pm: WTF. Just WTF.

I have never seen My Little Pony before.
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Sorunome on January 01, 2013, 04:41:31 pm: It is NOTHING like that

Do you want to see more vids like dat?
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: TheNlightenedOne on January 01, 2013, 04:43:39 pm: Sure, send them to /dev/null.

Where am I?
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Sorunome on January 01, 2013, 04:44:41 pm: Milkiway, I presume.

Was i precisely enough?
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Vogtinator on January 01, 2013, 04:48:40 pm: You have more? Now I'm sure you hate ponys.

I imagine some 7 year old girls watching these vids.
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Sorunome on January 01, 2013, 04:49:17 pm: Impossible

PLEASE DON'T HATE PONIES, THEY ARE EPIC
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Vogtinator on January 01, 2013, 04:50:48 pm: You are the person who likes videos like that.
But, maybe she had a reason to kill rainbow.

We will never know
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Matrefeytontias on January 01, 2013, 05:16:49 pm: Maybe it's not that bad.

Gherkin is a strange word.
Title: Re: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Nick on January 01, 2013, 05:18:27 pm: All words are strange if you think about it.

I guess the one that invented words was some strange guy
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Sorunome on January 01, 2013, 05:25:14 pm: Quote from: Vogtinator on January 01, 2013, 04:50:48 pm
You are the person who likes videos like that.
But, maybe she had a reason to kill rainbow.
It is based off a story. And she needs ingredients for her cupcakes

Anyways,
jup

Nonverbal communication rocks
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Vogtinator on January 01, 2013, 05:36:45 pm: I turned off sound, my mother is next to me.

Especially for blind people.

I'm worried somebody won't understand the (bad) joke.
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Sorunome on January 01, 2013, 07:12:35 pm: Understood it

What is your favorite programming language?
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: epic7 on January 01, 2013, 07:13:26 pm: Either Java or C

I don't wanna.
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Sorunome on January 01, 2013, 07:13:50 pm: Then just don't

Do you like brainfuck?
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: epic7 on January 01, 2013, 07:15:45 pm: ++[<>..><<<++-][++-<<.>++[[]]..+++]+..>><..<<..>++--

Did I just buy a luge track in Canada for nothing?
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Vogtinator on January 01, 2013, 07:15:46 pm: Yes.

My emails come in too slowly.
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: TIfanx1999 on January 01, 2013, 08:42:49 pm: Use the postal service instead, you'll never be disappointed.

My hair is wet!
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Sorunome on January 01, 2013, 08:46:57 pm: dry it!

I have a bunny on my lap
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: TIfanx1999 on January 01, 2013, 08:49:44 pm: Kill it and cook it for dinner.

I don't want to go to work.
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Sorunome on January 01, 2013, 08:50:06 pm: Then it'll be the end of the world

AoC is evil
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: blue_bear_94 on January 01, 2013, 09:13:39 pm: Try something else.

You love ponies too much.
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Sorunome on January 01, 2013, 09:14:04 pm: You can never love ponies to much.

PONIES!!!!!!!
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Vogtinator on January 01, 2013, 09:44:52 pm: Watch some vids of dying ponies. Or something like 2 ponies 1 cup

I know what 2 ponies 1 cup references
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Post by: Sorunome on January 01, 2013, 09:48:21 pm: so, what will you do about it?

Knex is awesome
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Post by: epic7 on January 01, 2013, 09:49:24 pm: Indeed. I once built a snowflake out of knex.

I procrastinate too much
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Post by: Sorunome on January 01, 2013, 09:49:55 pm: then stop it

i am bored
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Post by: epic7 on January 01, 2013, 10:00:42 pm: Then eat your bunny.

I don't have any pets.
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Sorunome on January 01, 2013, 10:22:36 pm: Get some

Going to play starcraft 2
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Post by: shmibs on January 02, 2013, 11:56:53 am: construct additional pylons
/me is wondering if this deserves a spot outside of spam
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Post by: Vogtinator on January 02, 2013, 01:47:14 pm: We're not in Spam.
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Post by: annoyingcalc on January 02, 2013, 01:49:13 pm: Just keep it here

I dont have admin powers so I dont know how to keep it here
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Post by: Vogtinator on January 04, 2013, 09:18:56 pm: Let it here

I was right O.o
http://de.webfail.at/image/-kinderspielzeug-fail-bild.html
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Post by: Sorunome on January 05, 2013, 12:03:27 am: O.o

And since when is here another german member (vogtinator O.O)
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Post by: Freyaday on January 05, 2013, 12:08:08 am: GRAMMAER

Asjdng, asngoakrg fg ndsdg. OkndNlskdj; odifnb nfjbg jdj!bn...?
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Post by: Sorunome on January 05, 2013, 12:09:16 am: no.

I have a bunny on my lap :D
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Post by: Freyaday on January 05, 2013, 02:13:57 am: Pics. Pics or it didn't happen.

I have no pics.
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Post by: Juju on January 05, 2013, 03:32:49 am: It didn't happen.

I can't scroll down to the end.
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Post by: Nick on January 05, 2013, 04:14:58 am: Choose yourself a new end and scroll to that point.

My body only has an efficiency of 24%
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Freyaday on January 05, 2013, 07:35:20 am: Stab yourself and get an efficiency of 0%

I can't find a knife.
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Post by: fb39ca4 on January 05, 2013, 08:12:11 am: Remove the energy star label from your body.

Mine is 110% efficient.
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Nick on January 05, 2013, 08:23:59 am: I'll go for both of them :)
a pencil will do.
Place heatsinks on yourself, or you'll overheat.

i overclocked myself, now my heartbeat is beating at 300
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Post by: Vogtinator on January 05, 2013, 08:53:03 am: You'll also die faster.

I want to overvolt myself.
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Post by: Scipi on January 05, 2013, 12:02:28 pm: I'll let Zeus know. He'll help you out.

I accidentally called Zeus, 'Jove' and now he wants to "overvolt" me. :(
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Post by: Freyaday on January 12, 2013, 11:56:24 pm: Buy a resistor.

Resistance is futile.
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Post by: blue_bear_94 on January 14, 2013, 06:20:57 pm: Don't resist.

I need help fixing a bug in my TI-89 program.
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: epic7 on January 14, 2013, 08:33:31 pm: Trash it and get an nspire.

I want moar nspires
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Sorunome on January 14, 2013, 08:34:07 pm: Buy them.

My server needs more ram.
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: blue_bear_94 on January 14, 2013, 08:34:28 pm: Buy more.

The Nspire is s**t.
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: epic7 on January 14, 2013, 08:35:51 pm: I am going to massacre you. :mad:

I'm wanted by the police for killing blue_bear
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Sorunome on January 14, 2013, 08:37:31 pm: run epic7, RUN!!!!!!!!!!

One does not simply run away from the police.
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: blue_bear_94 on January 14, 2013, 08:44:14 pm: You don't need to. Just get caught and executed for murdering BB94.

You managed to not get arrested.
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Freyaday on January 14, 2013, 10:10:05 pm: BURN EVERYTHING

AHHH I'M ON FIRE AAAAHHHHHH
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Post by: Sorunome on January 14, 2013, 10:10:38 pm: Jump into water

gangnam style
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Post by: _Nicco_ on January 14, 2013, 10:57:25 pm: Burn down the city of Gangnam.

I need a better school lunch menu.
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Sorunome on January 14, 2013, 11:13:36 pm: Bring your own lunch.

I just ordered http://www.redbubble.com/people/broniesunite/works/9102120-derpy-hooves-loves-muffins?body_color=slate&p=t-shirt&print_location=front&style=mens
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Post by: Freyaday on January 15, 2013, 07:52:59 am: Wear it.

Gangnam is a district.
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Post by: Scipi on January 15, 2013, 08:46:58 am: Go there and blast Gangnam Style
?????
PROFIT

When it comes to math, I have my limits.
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Post by: SpiroH on January 15, 2013, 09:48:13 am: Make it indefinite integral.
My dog pissed all around the place.
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Post by: TIfanx1999 on January 15, 2013, 12:53:47 pm: Piss all over the place yourself. You have to let that dog know it's your territory!

My tooth hurts! :*(
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Sorunome on January 15, 2013, 07:04:32 pm: Got to a dentist.

I JUST GOT MY NEW CALC!!!!
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Post by: epic7 on January 15, 2013, 07:06:18 pm: WHY ISN'T IT AN NSPIRE?
:trollface:

My toothpaste won't stop insulting my bookshelf!
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Freyaday on January 15, 2013, 07:09:16 pm: Axe them to death.

I ran out of axes.
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Post by: Sorunome on January 15, 2013, 07:25:11 pm: Download Axe.

Am I?
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: epic7 on January 15, 2013, 07:35:54 pm: Yes you are.
You are everything.
EVERYTHING
EVERYTHING!!

My computer ran out of computer
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Post by: blue_bear_94 on January 15, 2013, 08:00:05 pm: Give it another computer

I'm playing the MC snapshot and can't find any server with it
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Post by: Freyaday on January 16, 2013, 09:47:30 am: Hook up a Dualshock 3 and have it spoof an Xbox controller

Skype is a Microsoft Product
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Post by: ElementCoder on January 16, 2013, 10:19:03 am: Don't use Skype

My mic's broken anyway...
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Post by: aeTIos on January 16, 2013, 10:23:40 am: use mimic recognition software
I understand Quantum Mechanics...
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Post by: ElementCoder on January 16, 2013, 10:29:45 am: Give it up, you can never understand both Quantum and Mechanics at the same time

My bodytemperature has dropped below 0K
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: SpiroH on January 16, 2013, 10:35:28 am: Go buy 'Light My Fire'
Obama will bring peace to Middle East.
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: aeTIos on January 16, 2013, 10:35:49 am: Science-Fiction in the corner

help it snowed
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Post by: TIfanx1999 on January 16, 2013, 01:12:15 pm: Buy a shovel, it also works on bullshit I hear. :P

My room is a mess but I don't want to clean it. D:
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Post by: ElementCoder on January 16, 2013, 01:14:41 pm: Burn it, but be cautious, it might be more effective then you think...

A wild lobster appears.
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Post by: TIfanx1999 on January 16, 2013, 01:28:35 pm: Watch from about 1:00 or so.

???
Profit

My hair is wet and blow dryers frighten me. D:
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Post by: Freyaday on January 16, 2013, 04:51:03 pm: Shave your head

Now I have Bald Of Evil (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BaldOfEvil).
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: TIfanx1999 on January 16, 2013, 04:55:01 pm: ZOMG DONT BE BALD OF EVIL! QUICK DON A WILLIAM SHATNER TOUPEE!

I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT BALD OF EVIL.
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Post by: SpiroH on January 17, 2013, 04:56:27 pm: Envision yourself with a smoking brain...
Optical fibers may make you smarter but paradoxically also more snooped.
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Post by: Sorunome on January 17, 2013, 05:31:00 pm: Then cut 'em out

My server got now more ram :D
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Post by: epic7 on January 17, 2013, 09:41:22 pm: I knew that before you announced that.

I'm a mind reader, but it's slowly driving me to insanity
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Post by: pimathbrainiac on January 17, 2013, 09:50:57 pm: Stop reading minds

I read people's thoughts in real time, any thoughts?
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Post by: Sorunome on January 17, 2013, 10:10:07 pm: Only deep ones

You see what i did there?
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: pimathbrainiac on January 17, 2013, 10:13:03 pm: He who eats banana... is deep thought

My problem persists, my I talk to your supervisor?
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: epic7 on January 17, 2013, 10:16:10 pm: You'll have to talk to Human Resources
(http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20121025055146/spongebob/images/8/8c/Resources.jpg)

I'm not sure if people understand all my spongebob references
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Post by: pimathbrainiac on January 17, 2013, 10:19:59 pm: MY NAME IS NOT RICK!!!

I can't stop Nyaning!

(http://img.removedfromgame.com/imgs/0-nyan.gif)
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Post by: epic7 on January 17, 2013, 10:45:58 pm: Then don't stop. EVAR

(http://i.imgur.com/khiNt.jpg)
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Post by: TheNlightenedOne on January 17, 2013, 10:53:07 pm: Change it to Philip.

Exams suck.
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Post by: TheNlightenedOne on January 17, 2013, 10:53:20 pm: Change it to Philip.

Exams suck.
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Post by: TheNlightenedOne on January 17, 2013, 10:53:03 pm: Change it to Philip.

Exams suck.
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Post by: Freyaday on January 18, 2013, 12:36:00 am: Don't triple-post

TRIPLE-POSTS
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Post by: Sorunome on January 18, 2013, 12:37:16 am: nope

nyan?
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: pimathbrainiac on January 18, 2013, 10:12:54 am: Get a jazz nyan

My robot is not working! I get error code 28FE79890x27 : No robot connected, but there IS a robot connected!
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Post by: Sorunome on January 18, 2013, 06:57:41 pm: Is it turned on?

I'm going away over the weekend.
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Post by: Scipi on January 18, 2013, 09:43:18 pm: Go under it instead

Tapatalk sucks
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Post by: epic7 on January 18, 2013, 09:44:10 pm: Don't worry, I wasted $2.99 as well <_<

My RAM is out of server
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Freyaday on January 18, 2013, 11:41:41 pm: Download more server with your InterRAM

I downloaded too much server and clogged up the tubes.
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: pimathbrainiac on January 19, 2013, 01:48:24 pm: Delete the server and start again.

I deleted my server!
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: epic7 on January 19, 2013, 04:38:38 pm: Restore it from the trash bin

What the heck is a calculator?
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Post by: _Nicco_ on January 19, 2013, 04:50:12 pm: <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Difference_engine">This</a> is a calculator.

I need cheap project ideas.
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: TIfanx1999 on January 19, 2013, 08:43:04 pm: <a href=http://www.michaels.com/>Michaels</a> is a good place to start.

A flock of seagulls?
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Post by: pimathbrainiac on January 19, 2013, 08:46:32 pm: A flock of Wingulls

Pokemon?
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Post by: TIfanx1999 on January 19, 2013, 08:53:12 pm: I'm sad that the new pokemon game isn't out yet. :*(
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: pimathbrainiac on January 19, 2013, 08:56:29 pm: It is! Black 2 and White 2 are out!

I play too much DOTA2
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Post by: _Nicco_ on January 20, 2013, 04:36:22 am: You need to play atleast 25 hours of DOTA2 every day.

There isn't enough time in the day.
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Post by: Scipi on January 20, 2013, 05:38:07 am: [xkcd=162](http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/angular_momentum.jpg)[/xkcd]

I'm dizzy...
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Post by: pimathbrainiac on January 20, 2013, 10:08:41 am: Spin the other way

That didn't work
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Post by: annoyingcalc on January 20, 2013, 08:31:01 pm: go to a company that makes tops and apply to become one

They were closed today
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Post by: blue_bear_94 on January 20, 2013, 08:35:55 pm: Spin clockwise in rage

I'm not in rage
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Post by: annoyingcalc on January 20, 2013, 09:02:14 pm: Get in rage

I will wake up all the people sleeping
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: ruler501 on January 20, 2013, 09:18:47 pm: Give them chloroform

I fell asleep
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: annoyingcalc on January 20, 2013, 09:21:35 pm: Snoooorrrreee

I cant think
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Post by: Freyaday on January 20, 2013, 09:43:17 pm: Obtain brain

SPOOOOOOOOON!
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: TIfanx1999 on January 21, 2013, 12:17:45 am: No Tick, waaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiittttttt!

I can't fly cause my wings are wet...
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: ruler501 on January 21, 2013, 12:23:20 am: fly higher

my wings melted
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Scipi on January 21, 2013, 09:57:58 am: Extinguish the sun

The sun just got bigger
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Post by: aeTIos on January 21, 2013, 10:22:38 am: Push "play" instead of "rewind".

dualbi olgama joebro onkis? amlorst ormnowi illastravailan.
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Post by: Freyaday on January 21, 2013, 12:04:11 pm: ! ?? !!!!

¿
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Post by: Scipi on January 21, 2013, 12:29:32 pm: ~

<Insert arbitrary character here>
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: pimathbrainiac on January 21, 2013, 03:46:33 pm: You dun goofed! It's <html><insert arbitrary character here></insert arbitrary character here></html>

I think I dun goofed!
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Scipi on January 21, 2013, 08:30:11 pm: (http://i.qkme.me/3ogiy9.jpg)

I want Pokemon X and Y, but I don't have a 3DS :(
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Post by: blue_bear_94 on January 21, 2013, 08:46:10 pm: Buy one.

I want a Prizm, but I'm not sure how to get the money and get my parents to take me to the store.
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: epic7 on January 21, 2013, 08:51:24 pm: Get an nspire instead

I NEED MOAR NSPIRES!
(http://th04.deviantart.net/fs42/300W/i/2009/143/8/2/MOAR_KRABS_by_Sporemaster.jpg)
MOAR
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Post by: Sorunome on January 21, 2013, 09:10:18 pm: Buy more

Just got home from san franzisco
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: blue_bear_94 on January 21, 2013, 09:12:24 pm: Do something.

I don't want to buy an Nspire because... it's a closed platform.
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Sorunome on January 21, 2013, 09:13:25 pm: Then don't buy one

I will fail history test tomorrow
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: epic7 on January 21, 2013, 09:14:31 pm: Use ndless

My nspire is refusing to charge the day before midterms
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: TIfanx1999 on January 21, 2013, 09:19:16 pm: Use a Ti-84+ instead. :P

I can't find my left sock!
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Sorunome on January 21, 2013, 09:19:59 pm: Use two right socks
I don't know what to say
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: epic7 on January 21, 2013, 09:20:08 pm: YESH YOU DO. THINK HAARDER!
THINK!

Whare's da staek?
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Post by: Scipi on January 21, 2013, 09:37:27 pm: That way

I can't find it
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: aeTIos on January 21, 2013, 09:51:31 pm: use a tracker device

1 5p34k 1337 14n9u493, fruk 7h4 \/\/0r1d. |\|0\/\/ \/\/47?
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: epic7 on January 21, 2013, 09:53:35 pm: Erm, I'm going to ignore that.

Sandwiches, but unfortunately I.
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Scipi on January 21, 2013, 09:56:10 pm: Sandvich*

Heavy ate my sandvich :(
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: blue_bear_94 on January 21, 2013, 10:34:47 pm: Eat his sandvich

I can't find any sandviches to eat!
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: SpiroH on January 23, 2013, 05:17:19 am: Just starve for a while, then pig out some time later!

I like bacon.
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Streetwalrus on January 23, 2013, 11:07:52 am: Overcook it and see if it changes something to that.

Nobody at school knows THE GAME (ahhh french people).
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Scipi on January 23, 2013, 01:19:54 pm: Le Jeu

I'm Omni obsessed
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: pimathbrainiac on January 23, 2013, 01:25:15 pm: It's okay. We all are.

Where's the chapstick?
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Streetwalrus on January 24, 2013, 11:13:34 am: Use cream.

I love chocolate.
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: pimathbrainiac on January 24, 2013, 12:56:18 pm: Don't stop loving it

I want to ramble
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Streetwalrus on January 24, 2013, 02:27:37 pm: Go ahead.

I was expecting this solution to my problem :
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Scipi on January 24, 2013, 02:45:11 pm: You'll get this instead

Those memes are old :P
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: pimathbrainiac on January 24, 2013, 03:17:39 pm: get a newer set of memes:/me lost the Sorunome

I want that to be a thing
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Streetwalrus on January 24, 2013, 03:20:11 pm: ~~But they're fun anyway. Let get them back out !~~ Ninja'd by pimath.
Be nothing.

A wild creeper appears !
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Scipi on January 24, 2013, 03:30:32 pm: Turn off minecraft and play Terraria instead

I never got into minecraft, yet two days in, I'm already addicted to Terraria
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Freyaday on January 24, 2013, 05:54:53 pm: Blow shit up

I ran out of shit to blow up
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Link on January 24, 2013, 06:55:03 pm: I love terraria :D so fun, minecraft is good too, I like the ability to have redstone in minecraft, better than terraria wires.
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Sorunome on January 24, 2013, 06:56:17 pm: lol?

My t-shirt just arrived! :D
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: epic7 on January 24, 2013, 08:27:59 pm: Hand it over.

I don't have enough Derpies
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Sorunome on January 24, 2013, 08:30:03 pm: Buy a tshirt like i have one

mhmm
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: pimathbrainiac on January 24, 2013, 09:08:34 pm: /me answers with a ton of wit

/me is too much of a bawss for me
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Sorunome on January 24, 2013, 09:12:12 pm: I am like a boss :P

Derpy Hooves is best pony EVAR. Don't question me.
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: pimathbrainiac on January 24, 2013, 09:13:40 pm: /me does not question

I know too much: like how to use "/me" for another user in forum posts
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Sorunome on January 24, 2013, 09:14:48 pm: Well, you don't know enough

[netham45]When was the last time somebody used this?
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: pimathbrainiac on January 24, 2013, 09:18:07 pm: I don't know

I just did that
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Scipi on January 24, 2013, 11:13:35 pm: I did this

Not everything is as it seems
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: SpiroH on January 25, 2013, 09:10:20 am: you've better ask Eeems.

transparent isn't invisible
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Scipi on January 25, 2013, 09:21:08 am: Don't highlight it

I said don't highlight it!
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Streetwalrus on January 25, 2013, 09:34:14 am: I won't listen to you.

I don't wanna take the last two classes of the day. D:
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Post by: epic7 on January 25, 2013, 09:53:38 am: Your blank posts are a disgrace to the community.

Algebra 2 is too easy
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: aeTIos on January 25, 2013, 10:00:59 am: Take calculus and don't use a calculator.

I speak Quenya :D (well, I'm learning. :P)
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Post by: Sorunome on January 25, 2013, 06:30:28 pm: what is that O.o

I wore my derpy hooves tshirt to school today
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Post by: epic7 on January 25, 2013, 09:30:42 pm: Oh, you think you can just come in here and brag about your epic shirts?
THAT'S UNACCEPTABLE!

I'm out of coffee.
But I don't drink coffee!
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Post by: Sorunome on January 25, 2013, 09:35:58 pm: Drink coke

My shirt is awesome :P
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Post by: blue_bear_94 on January 25, 2013, 09:38:19 pm: No, it's not

Mine isn't
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Post by: epic7 on January 25, 2013, 10:00:07 pm: Mine is, and that's all that matters.

You're not perfect.
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Post by: Sorunome on January 25, 2013, 10:01:10 pm: wtf did i just watch?

THE GAME
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Post by: Scipi on January 25, 2013, 10:32:11 pm: (http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/anti_mind_virus.png)

I'm just as surprised as you! I didn't think it was possible.
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Post by: Freyaday on January 25, 2013, 11:40:54 pm: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH????
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Post by: Scipi on January 26, 2013, 10:55:01 am: Eh?

Huh...
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Post by: Sorunome on January 26, 2013, 03:55:19 pm: no

I just solved the rubiks cube with only one hand.
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Post by: epic7 on January 26, 2013, 04:28:22 pm: Sorunome is derpy hooves.
Derpy hooves is a Pegasus.
Pegasi are magic.
Magic could make one famous.
Famousness leads to bring rich.
Being rich leads to power.
Power can make one evil.
An evil and powerful man could take over the world.
Hence, Sorunome will take over the world.

Sorunome took over the world! D:
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Post by: pimathbrainiac on January 26, 2013, 06:21:09 pm: Don't worry, /me lost

/me lost
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Post by: Streetwalrus on January 27, 2013, 07:51:34 am: Get The Original Game.

That breaks the fun away. D:
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Post by: TIfanx1999 on January 27, 2013, 08:19:13 am: I've got rumblies in my tumbly! D:
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Post by: Sorunome on January 27, 2013, 04:14:36 pm: get 'em out

I got now a square-1
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Post by: Scipi on January 27, 2013, 11:44:33 pm: Get a Mandelbrot instead

(Watch in HD, if you can)

My brain hurts :s
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Post by: TIfanx1999 on January 28, 2013, 12:24:01 am: A lobotomy is the only answer.

What is the best place to eat lobster?
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Post by: Scipi on January 28, 2013, 01:03:29 am: At Blue Lobster Restaurants

Blue Lobster is run by Netham and his Lobster army D:
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Post by: Freyaday on January 28, 2013, 01:53:19 am: So?

(http://gqtrippin.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/DSC_0343-600x400.jpg)
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: TIfanx1999 on January 28, 2013, 02:14:56 am: It's obviously a lie...

I want some blue cake now, but the stores are closed!
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Post by: Scipi on January 28, 2013, 02:19:15 am: Go to Aperture Science, they have cake.

My cake was filled with a deadly neurotoxin. :(
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Post by: Freyaday on January 28, 2013, 07:37:47 am: Eat more of it.

OH GOD IT BURURTD^&*F(VUPBOI: KL?<>
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Post by: pimathbrainiac on January 28, 2013, 09:54:11 am: sv_cheats_1

I just got banned by VAC
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Post by: joao9856 on January 28, 2013, 10:02:10 am: buy the same game again

*.*
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Post by: shmibs on January 28, 2013, 10:28:57 am: guys, seriously, could you please hold off the spam? i don't want to close this section, too.
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Post by: Freyaday on January 29, 2013, 12:17:27 am: *Listens to the admin*

But who's going to eat all this (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d5/Spam_with_cans.jpeg/800px-Spam_with_cans.jpeg)?
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Post by: aeTIos on January 29, 2013, 03:44:55 am: ME ME

our queen is gonna abdicate april 30 ::)
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Post by: pimathbrainiac on January 29, 2013, 09:55:52 am: Convert from a Constitutional Monarchy to a Republic

We lost the presidential election!
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Scipi on January 29, 2013, 10:57:01 am: I think you mean Game

I play the Original Game
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: pimathbrainiac on January 29, 2013, 02:52:57 pm: Tell Sorunome.. He'll fix that!

I see the name Sorunome, and I lose the game automatically.
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Freyaday on January 29, 2013, 04:41:24 pm: Then you should win the game automatically, like I have.

I can't come up with a problem.
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Sorunome on January 29, 2013, 06:41:37 pm: Then solve the non-existing problem.

Where did my chocolate go? D:
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Post by: pimathbrainiac on January 29, 2013, 09:05:02 pm: /me nommed it

I ate too much!
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Post by: Sorunome on January 29, 2013, 09:10:53 pm: Barf

Why do i have such thoughts?
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Post by: pimathbrainiac on January 29, 2013, 09:12:27 pm: Because you are THE GAME
/me lost again
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Post by: flyingfisch on February 24, 2013, 04:19:28 pm: wow, i never thought this thread would get this long !

pimath: stop losing

I am addicted to aspirin. No, not the drug, the game. :D
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Post by: Sorunome on February 24, 2013, 04:21:24 pm: You just lost >.<

Should i get a 84pcse (and why)
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Post by: pimathbrainiac on February 24, 2013, 04:21:58 pm: Play a different game

Flyingfisch: HOLY NECROPOST BATMAN!

Edit: ninja'd :P

Yes because TI

Flyingfisch: HOLY NECROPOST BATMAN!
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Freyaday on February 24, 2013, 05:25:48 pm: NO because it sux

TI: The Inept
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Post by: pimathbrainiac on April 30, 2013, 09:00:07 am: HP: The Epic

HOLY NECROPOST BATMAN!!! (I really want this to continue)
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Post by: flyingfisch on April 30, 2013, 09:19:10 am: Then continue it!

My calc is hot.
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: pimathbrainiac on April 30, 2013, 09:20:36 am: One does not simply answer rhetorical questions

I think I just answered one.
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Post by: TheMachine02 on April 30, 2013, 09:28:29 am: then make an other one

Why are we always in the wrong line in the supermarket ?
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Post by: Streetwalrus on April 30, 2013, 09:46:55 am: Because probability.

I want all the calcs on earth !
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: TheMachine02 on April 30, 2013, 09:56:36 am: Go find them.

I always have bugs when I do the first run of my program
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: flyingfisch on April 30, 2013, 10:41:07 am: hire an exterminator.

no one will upgrade to The Game V. 2.0
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: TheMachine02 on April 30, 2013, 10:48:26 am: so I will upgrade

How RAM bytes there is in one computer of 6GB of RAM ?
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Post by: Streetwalrus on April 30, 2013, 11:28:21 am: 6*1024^3

IDK what to ask
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Post by: Scipi on April 30, 2013, 11:31:41 am: Well in Soviet Russia, question ask you.

Why don't things happen like they do in Soviet Russia?
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Post by: flyingfisch on April 30, 2013, 11:56:15 am: Heaven forbid.

Why did Soviet Russia have to exist at all?
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Post by: Scipi on April 30, 2013, 12:15:41 pm: So there could be Soviet Russia/Capitalist America jokes

Why is it in Capitalist America, bank robs you?
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Post by: flyingfisch on April 30, 2013, 12:17:55 pm: For the same reason it happened in Soviet Russia.

Why do we let oppression happen?
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: pimathbrainiac on April 30, 2013, 12:42:40 pm: Because government

I don't like anarchy, totalitarianism, or anything in the middle.
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: TheMachine02 on April 30, 2013, 01:02:41 pm: create your own country

I'm happy
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: pimathbrainiac on April 30, 2013, 01:03:41 pm: Good. sudo make me a sandwich

I don't have the root password
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Post by: TheMachine02 on April 30, 2013, 01:06:54 pm: find it

I want to create an utopia
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Post by: pimathbrainiac on April 30, 2013, 01:08:30 pm: No, because eutopia is relative

I just thought about what the world would be like if there were no Omni!
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Post by: TheMachine02 on April 30, 2013, 01:09:46 pm: a bad dark place

Omni is god !
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Post by: pimathbrainiac on April 30, 2013, 01:10:36 pm: No, leafy is

leafy has not blessed me with his presence in a while!
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Post by: TheMachine02 on April 30, 2013, 01:11:43 pm: just because he was not here

C is worst than AXE !
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Post by: pimathbrainiac on April 30, 2013, 01:23:20 pm: Then don't learn C#

Java has not updated in a while!
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Post by: Streetwalrus on April 30, 2013, 01:44:00 pm: JUST DROP THAT FREAKING SLOW AND UGLY THING !

I want my computer. D:
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Post by: flyingfisch on April 30, 2013, 02:31:33 pm: then quit facedesking.

streetwalker's avatar makes me want to slam my head against the keyboard.
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Post by: Scipi on April 30, 2013, 03:33:06 pm: Spoiler For A bit graphic:
(http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i145/Lakrillo/457-stick-computer-typing-blood-ang.gif)

Aw crap, now I have no hands with no lobster claws to replace them with.
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Post by: Joshuasm32 on April 30, 2013, 06:03:42 pm: Scipi is a LOBSTER!!! :P (LOL, that GIF is hilarious!)
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Post by: annoyingcalc on April 30, 2013, 06:47:31 pm: Clone Netham45 and take his clone's.

But Netham45's clone turned red!
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Post by: Sorunome on April 30, 2013, 06:49:43 pm: Wow, we have a new lobster

What shall we do, we have now a blue, a green and a red lobster, and we don't even know who the red one is O.O
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Post by: Joshuasm32 on April 30, 2013, 06:58:16 pm: RAINBOW LOBSTER!!!

(http://images.fineartamerica.com/images-medium-large-5/rainbow-lobster-shellfish-abstract-barbara-griffin.jpg)
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Post by: Sorunome on April 30, 2013, 06:59:11 pm: What have you done to the lobster? O.O

So, I wonder if i should hack into omnomirc and chat as juju/me hides
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Post by: Joshuasm32 on April 30, 2013, 07:01:29 pm: Quote from: Sorunome on April 30, 2013, 06:59:11 pm
What have you done to the lobster? O.O

So, I wonder if i should hack into omnomirc and chat as juju/me hides

google. :P
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Post by: willrandship on April 30, 2013, 07:03:41 pm: No hacking necessary, really. I don't think it's that hard to screw with the nameserver.
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Post by: pimathbrainiac on April 30, 2013, 07:19:05 pm: Don't because Shutterfly

I'm afraid Sorunome will do that
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Post by: Sorunome on April 30, 2013, 07:21:28 pm: when do you want omnimaga down?

sorry, but i won't really do it :P
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Post by: pimathbrainiac on May 01, 2013, 01:21:18 pm: Then keep not doing it

I think that sentence was grammatically incorrect
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Post by: Darl181 on May 01, 2013, 03:34:39 pm: Run it through google translate a few times, that should fix it.

Some people aren't reading the original post of this thread.
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Post by: Scipi on May 01, 2013, 04:49:23 pm: Quote from: flyingfisch on December 09, 2011, 12:01:52 pm
OK, here is the game. Each post consists of 2 lines. The first line has a cheapie solution to the last post. The second line has a problem.

Example problem:
My TI calculator wont turn on.

Example Solution:
No problem! Now go buy a PRIZM!

Problem for next poster:
How do I do a google search?

I couldn't find a clever way to do that..
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: flyingfisch on May 01, 2013, 05:59:51 pm: Then find one, duh.

I forgot the original post of this thread and I am the OP. O.O
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Scipi on May 01, 2013, 06:14:30 pm: Read my quote and remind yourself then

I forgot flyingfisch was OP
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Sorunome on May 01, 2013, 07:28:13 pm: Then remember yourself.

Why was omnomirc banned from a omninet irc server?
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Post by: Darl181 on May 01, 2013, 07:32:11 pm: Because the acronym IRC is copyrighted, use a different one instead.

I can't think of one.
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Post by: Sorunome on May 01, 2013, 07:36:20 pm: CRI

what would you do if you saw somewhere ritten EMAG EHT?
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: flyingfisch on May 01, 2013, 08:33:43 pm: I would say http://tny.im/thegame-2-0 on omnomirc

Why does Sorunome want me to
Quote
Sorunome: ffisch GO HOME
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: pimathbrainiac on May 01, 2013, 08:35:28 pm: Because THE GAME v2.0

/me refuses to play THE GAME v2.0
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: flyingfisch on May 01, 2013, 08:36:02 pm: then don't

pimathbraniac made me CRI
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Post by: pimathbrainiac on May 01, 2013, 08:37:31 pm: IRC, then

Dapiano's pretty much gone!
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: flyingfisch on May 01, 2013, 08:39:57 pm: *hic, hic, huh, WHAAAAAHAAAHAAAHAAAAA!!!!!!!!* :'(

I cried again :'(
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Post by: pimathbrainiac on May 01, 2013, 08:41:36 pm: We all are!

I can't stop :'(
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Post by: flyingfisch on May 01, 2013, 08:42:22 pm: Want a tissue?

/me is in a state of denial
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: catastropher on May 01, 2013, 09:02:57 pm: I'd love one, thanks.

Help! I can't remember how to spell racecar backwards!
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: flyingfisch on May 01, 2013, 09:35:10 pm: then try spelling this backwards: Poor Dan is in a droop

i won the game
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: pimathbrainiac on May 01, 2013, 09:37:01 pm: Then Sorunome

/me lost
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: flyingfisch on May 01, 2013, 09:57:10 pm: then dont play old versions

my brain malfunctioned
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Post by: TheMachine02 on May 02, 2013, 12:52:42 pm: change it

I took the brain of flyingfisch
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Post by: flyingfisch on May 02, 2013, 01:13:32 pm: give it back

i dont like to share
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Streetwalrus on May 02, 2013, 01:15:19 pm: Depends on what you won't share.

People who don't share source are bad. D:
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: flyingfisch on May 02, 2013, 01:42:01 pm: then share.

i lost my source code.
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: pimathbrainiac on May 02, 2013, 01:51:04 pm: Then use the .origs

I uninstalled mercurial
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Post by: flyingfisch on May 02, 2013, 01:53:10 pm: install Hg instead

I uninstalled git
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: pimathbrainiac on May 02, 2013, 01:54:05 pm: Reinstall it

I forgot to push the code
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: flyingfisch on May 02, 2013, 01:54:59 pm: then shove it

i have green numbers falling all over my screen
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: pimathbrainiac on May 02, 2013, 01:56:00 pm: Then use a different terminal

I changed to PS, and it's actually good O.O
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Scipi on May 02, 2013, 04:18:51 pm: Change to Xbox and it'll be even better

I'm addicted to Steam sales.
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: flyingfisch on May 02, 2013, 04:29:44 pm: start playing the nicotine-free version

I'm addicted to no-bite
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: pimathbrainiac on May 02, 2013, 06:36:31 pm: Then get addicted to yes-byte

I was talking about Powershell, not Play Station
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: flyingfisch on May 02, 2013, 06:47:24 pm: then BASH

BASH won't run.
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Sorunome on May 02, 2013, 07:17:22 pm: use ZSH

how can I rickroll juju?
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: pimathbrainiac on May 02, 2013, 07:19:33 pm: http://i-lost-the-ga.me

Cygwin won't download fast enough!
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: catastropher on May 02, 2013, 07:55:32 pm: Get MinGW.

I can't run Linux because I don't have a dual boot machine :(
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Sorunome on May 02, 2013, 07:57:23 pm: Quote from: pimathbrainiac on May 02, 2013, 07:19:33 pm
http://i-lost-the-ga.me
You know it's jujus website, right? ^^

Quote from: catastropher on May 02, 2013, 07:55:32 pm
Get MinGW.

I can't run Linux because I don't have a dual boot machine :(
erm, when installing linux it'll add dual boot to it ;)

why is that dudes name almost he name of my ball machine Catastropha? ^^
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Post by: pimathbrainiac on May 02, 2013, 08:07:15 pm: because k'nex is awesome

I need a better compiler than MinGW, and Cygwin is taking forever to download!
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: flyingfisch on May 02, 2013, 08:29:26 pm: GCC

I am using a browser on a different computer through ssh and its slow.
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: catastropher on May 02, 2013, 08:29:47 pm: Quote from: Sorunome on May 02, 2013, 07:57:23 pm
why is that dudes name almost he name of my ball machine Catastropha? ^^

Because I'm just that awesome.

Get a faster internet connection!
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: pimathbrainiac on May 02, 2013, 08:50:35 pm: (Answer goes here)

That guy forgot his question!
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Freyaday on May 02, 2013, 09:06:03 pm: Drive a question mark into his sternum!

...Where'd my question mark go
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: pimathbrainiac on May 02, 2013, 09:12:43 pm: ?right here

I lol'd too much at that one
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Freyaday on May 02, 2013, 09:16:23 pm: No such thing as too much lols

Can has lolololololololololololololol pl0x?
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: pimathbrainiac on July 09, 2013, 05:12:53 pm: no.

HOLY NECROPOST BATMAN!!!
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Sorunome on July 09, 2013, 05:35:29 pm: /me kills batman

Can I have all knex of you guys? :3
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: pimathbrainiac on July 09, 2013, 06:01:14 pm: no because I steal all yours

I don't have room to build a ball machine.
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: blue_bear_94 on July 09, 2013, 06:07:25 pm: Don't build one.

I'm being chased by zombies.
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: pimathbrainiac on July 09, 2013, 06:32:44 pm: Then use Creepers

They blew up.
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: blue_bear_94 on July 09, 2013, 06:34:12 pm: Clean it up yourself.
Zombies are chasing my villagers.
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: annoyingcalc on July 09, 2013, 07:05:53 pm: Show them this
http://imgur.com/Pv2vsI9

But they don't understand it.
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: aeTIos on July 10, 2013, 05:45:28 am: kill em.

Leaving for Switzerland tomorrow.
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Scipi on July 10, 2013, 02:09:01 pm: Leave for the US, instead.

We still haven't had an Omni convention on the N. American East Coast.
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: pimathbrainiac on July 10, 2013, 02:11:46 pm: Then make it in GA

GA is too south for most people.
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Scipi on July 10, 2013, 07:23:41 pm: (http://cdn.memegenerator.co/instances/400x/39591294.jpg)

GA is too heavy :/
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Post by: SpiroH on September 06, 2013, 09:59:58 am: Yet another necropost.:P

Forida (FLA) has nicer beaches http://www.travelchannel.com/interests/beaches/articles/top-10-beaches-in-florida

HP guys are really not behaving up to promisses that meet our ethical code. What are they waiting for to start selling out the "HP Prime"? O.O
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: TheMachine02 on September 06, 2013, 12:49:20 pm: The end of the world

How can we still go to omni if the end of the world happen ?
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Sorunome on September 06, 2013, 01:50:13 pm: time machines.

Is this thread turning insane?
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: pimathbrainiac on September 06, 2013, 02:23:31 pm: nope. Now eat your chicken!

I just thought of that one REM song.
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Post by: bb010g on January 18, 2014, 11:34:03 pm: Think of that other REM song.

I don't have enough space in my backpack for my calcs.
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Post by: Sorunome on January 19, 2014, 05:59:27 am: Then get a new bag dedeicated for carrying calculators.

I don't have enough room for a larger ball machine.
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Post by: Scipi on January 19, 2014, 02:11:07 pm: Build a smaller one

I lost my subatomic ball machine somewhere
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Post by: pimathbrainiac on February 17, 2014, 06:59:04 pm: Bombard it with ducks. Quark!

I ran out of ducks.
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Post by: blue_bear_94 on February 17, 2014, 11:04:35 pm: Buy some more ducks.

I'm having concurrency problems.
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Post by: Scipi on February 18, 2014, 12:11:12 pm: Fix it with currency

I'm broke :(
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Post by: annoyingcalc on February 19, 2014, 09:13:19 pm: Sell your bitcoins

I don't have any bitcoins
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Post by: bb010g on February 19, 2014, 09:14:52 pm: Sell your clothing

My computer is getting old
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Post by: annoyingcalc on February 19, 2014, 09:16:02 pm: Make it get newer

bing.com isn't helping to make it newer
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Post by: imo_inx on February 19, 2014, 09:17:06 pm: Use yahoo.com.

Does yahoo deserve a commercial site?
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Post by: Scipi on February 20, 2014, 01:49:53 am: Ask The Great Helix Fossil

Kabutops and Eevee are my two favorite Pokemon
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Post by: blue_bear_94 on February 20, 2014, 01:50:56 am: Find more Pokemon to love

I'm being chased by a cat.
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Post by: Eiyeron on February 20, 2014, 02:24:20 am: Use a laser pointer to distract him/her.

I'm being chased by a raptor.
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Post by: Siapran on February 20, 2014, 02:57:27 am: throw a plastic duck at it.

the speed of light has slowed down to 50km/h, and now, when I walk, relativistic time distortions are macroscopically observable (the color spectrum shifts around, I age faster than the guy sitting on a bench I just crossed, etc...)

(for those interested by the concept, check this (http://gamelab.mit.edu/games/a-slower-speed-of-light/))
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Post by: Scipi on February 20, 2014, 05:21:52 pm: Walk backwards

I caused the 3rd and 4th dimensions to swap places
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Post by: imo_inx on February 20, 2014, 06:59:00 pm: So now 1st 2nd 4th 3rd.

What is?
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Post by: Scipi on February 20, 2014, 10:40:22 pm: It is.

Is it?
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Post by: josh landers on March 01, 2014, 04:02:15 pm: No this is the 6th. ..
My post count is now 40, what next?
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Post by: ordelore on March 01, 2014, 05:07:48 pm: Get 41 posts.
I only make 10 cents a day with Bitcoins.
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Post by: Scipi on March 01, 2014, 05:11:07 pm: Invest your 10c in Dogecoin

Such jokes. Need help. Wow.
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Post by: alevineman on March 01, 2014, 06:44:15 pm: Such wow. Such fail. So bitcoin.

I just read through this entire thread, and with this post I became LV2.
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Post by: Scipi on March 01, 2014, 08:47:53 pm: Become LV3

I'm Lost (In Lost Town)
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Post by: alevineman on March 01, 2014, 08:54:38 pm: Find yourself and then get lost again.

My code doesn't work. I have no idea why.
*attempts to fix bug* My code works. I have no idea why.
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Post by: flyingfisch on March 01, 2014, 11:08:26 pm: Try reading your code.

My IRC bot keeps dying.
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Post by: ordelore on March 02, 2014, 10:43:03 am: Bring it to life.

My Age of Empires 2 game took me over a day to finish.
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Post by: alevineman on March 02, 2014, 03:08:52 pm: Have it take the red pill, not the blue one.

I just read through this entire thread, and I am still fleegoogalaglish.
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Post by: josh landers on March 02, 2014, 03:47:04 pm: Then take out the flee's and put in an omni...

Im not sure how I got connected to botswana? Should I be connected to India?
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Post by: Scipi on March 02, 2014, 07:11:04 pm: No, physical connection to continental landmasses is hazardous for your health.

Up up down a b a start start anarchy democracy anarchy anarchy ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つPraise the Dome༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ democracy left right start.
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Post by: alevineman on March 02, 2014, 09:07:52 pm: Contra is your god.

I worshipped Contra too much, and now that weird dude is pointing a gun at me.
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Post by: Scipi on March 02, 2014, 09:39:14 pm: Praise the Sun and summon Solaire of Astora. He'll help you out.

Solaire of Astora went crazy on me thinking he is the Sun.
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: josh landers on March 03, 2014, 09:33:42 am: Tell him to back off

I told him to back off and now i don't have a house....
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Post by: blue_bear_94 on March 03, 2014, 10:02:45 am: Buy one.

I can't find a house.
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Post by: Sorunome on March 03, 2014, 11:01:49 am: Live in a trailer

I need more time
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Post by: TheMachine02 on March 03, 2014, 12:08:35 pm: Buy a time machine.

There is no time machine in sell.
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Post by: Streetwalrus on March 03, 2014, 04:35:58 pm: Create one cuz' DIY is the answer.

I don't code for calcs anymore these days. D:
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Post by: Scipi on March 03, 2014, 05:44:51 pm: Code for computers

My calc is my computer
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Post by: Sorunome on March 03, 2014, 05:52:23 pm: I don't see an issue with that.

I need a TARDIS
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Post by: josh landers on March 05, 2014, 04:07:01 pm: Call The Doctor

Cant find anyone listed under that name...
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Post by: Streetwalrus on March 05, 2014, 04:36:43 pm: He's gonna be your son, don't worry. :P

I am Omnimaniac. :D
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Post by: Scipi on March 05, 2014, 07:00:55 pm: Become an Omnimagician

I don't know enough spells D:
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Post by: pimathbrainiac on March 05, 2014, 07:42:33 pm: Learn 9001

I only have room for 4
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Post by: Scipi on March 05, 2014, 07:46:16 pm: Have TPP choose your spells for you

TPP gave me useless spells like Sand Attack and Whirlwind.
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Post by: pimathbrainiac on March 05, 2014, 07:47:25 pm: Watch Runerbot Plays Pokemon instead.

Runerbot still hasn't done so well...
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Post by: alevineman on March 06, 2014, 02:25:14 pm: Make him do well (HAXX)

This thread has not been updated in a whole day.
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Post by: josh landers on April 06, 2014, 01:37:46 am: Then bump it

I have bump this and dont see a response. ..
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: alevineman on April 06, 2014, 11:32:15 am: Now you do.

I want a TI-84 emulator for my PSP.

Make one.

I made one.

Good for you.

[insert question here]
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Post by: Scipi on April 06, 2014, 11:37:48 am: [Insert Answer Here]

I do Weird things with Capitalization
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Post by: alevineman on April 06, 2014, 11:40:11 am: i CAN'T TURN OFF cAPS lOCK hELP mEH

I'm losing interest in the calculator scene.

Buy a TI-Nspire and install the new ndless.

I did

GFY

FYG? TIA (Tits in action)?
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Post by: Princetonlion.tibd on June 16, 2014, 01:24:29 pm: Get a a HP Prime

I can't solder ordelore to the wall
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Post by: Sorunome on June 16, 2014, 01:25:22 pm: Then weld him to the wall.

I am bored :P
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Post by: Princetonlion.tibd on June 16, 2014, 01:27:10 pm: Weld ordelore to the wall

I owe $200
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Post by: Streetwalrus on June 16, 2014, 03:06:04 pm: Scam people to get the money.

I want the power.
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Post by: Princetonlion.tibd on June 16, 2014, 03:07:52 pm: Give yourself the power

I'm leaving Omnimaga tomorrow for a month. I don't want to
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Post by: Streetwalrus on June 16, 2014, 03:18:49 pm: Stay with us !

Too many Omni members went down in depression at one point. D:
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Post by: Princetonlion.tibd on June 16, 2014, 03:19:28 pm: Don't do it yourself (I won't)

I can't stay, I have to go to Europe for a month!
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Post by: Streetwalrus on June 16, 2014, 03:26:28 pm: At least come see us.

I am part of said members.
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Post by: Princetonlion.tibd on June 16, 2014, 03:49:42 pm: Preform a RAM clear

My Mom doesn't trust any of you guys :(
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Post by: Sorunome on June 16, 2014, 06:35:13 pm: Make her lose the game

i'm also one of said guys
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Post by: aeTIos on June 16, 2014, 06:44:43 pm: Hug me *hugs*

I can't let go of teh hug.
Title: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
Post by: Princetonlion.tibd on June 16, 2014, 06:45:35 pm: don't use superglue or solder or nails next time.

I spammed elizabot for the V200 with the string "no"
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Post by: ordelore on June 16, 2014, 06:50:00 pm: Spam it some more.
Should I make a little programming language?
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Post by: Princetonlion.tibd on June 16, 2014, 06:51:24 pm: Use randint(0,1) and use that as a guide

I need help on Srcseek() 68k
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Post by: annoyingcalc on June 16, 2014, 07:23:30 pm: Ask in the correct forum.
Which is the right forum?
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Post by: Princetonlion.tibd on June 16, 2014, 07:25:18 pm: No where

Is this 0 or 1: This sentence is a lie
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Post by: bb010g on June 16, 2014, 09:56:16 pm: .5

I must perform a quirkafleeg, but keep getting confused on which nostril to use
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Post by: aeTIos on June 19, 2014, 12:20:15 am: Blue.

Yellow?
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Post by: pimathbrainiac on June 19, 2014, 01:10:03 am: Best Gen I Pokemon game.

Best Gen II Pokemon game?
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Post by: aeTIos on June 19, 2014, 06:59:40 am: Crystal.

Crystal ponies?
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Post by: Streetwalrus on June 19, 2014, 06:20:47 pm: Twilight's new castle. D:
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Post by: Princetonlion.tibd on June 30, 2014, 05:24:27 pm: err...

Germany's losing against Algeria
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Post by: Streetwalrus on June 30, 2014, 08:21:46 pm: Don't follow football.

Dagaem.
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Post by: Princetonlion.tibd on July 01, 2014, 03:14:28 pm: Elaborate

I have the urge to hit alt-f4
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Post by: Sorunome on July 01, 2014, 03:28:08 pm: Do it

I sometimes have some other urges... :P
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Post by: aeTIos on July 01, 2014, 03:29:41 pm: Please don't D:

I am getting a commodore 64.
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Post by: Streetwalrus on July 01, 2014, 03:32:59 pm: What's the problem ? :P

Mod4 + Q is better than Alt + F4.
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Post by: Juju on July 01, 2014, 11:01:48 pm: Quote from: Streetwalrus on July 01, 2014, 03:32:59 pm
What's the problem ? :P

Mod4 + Q is better than Alt + F4.
Did you mean: Mod4+Shift+C
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Post by: Streetwalrus on July 02, 2014, 08:13:34 am: Nope, I made awesome more awesome and rebound that. :P
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Post by: SpiroH on July 02, 2014, 10:07:47 am: Hmm, someone has taken the 'botswana tech advice' very seriously:
(http://my.telegraph.co.uk/expat/files/2014/06/Juan-Carlos-elephant.png)
:P
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Post by: Streetwalrus on July 02, 2014, 11:42:04 am: I died. XD
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Post by: Princetonlion.tibd on July 03, 2014, 05:07:38 am: Revive.

I...J...U...S...T...C...A...N...T...P...O...S...T
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Post by: Streetwalrus on July 03, 2014, 08:45:40 am: Post.

:blah:
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Post by: ordelore on July 03, 2014, 12:45:16 pm: :evillaugh:
Hao do i tern on my claculator?
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Post by: Streetwalrus on July 03, 2014, 01:01:14 pm: Pet it and talk to it soothingly.

IT R NO WURK HALP PLS !!11one!1
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Post by: bb010g on July 07, 2014, 12:57:52 pm: Have you tried turning it off and on again?

My tree is failing the SAT repeatedly.
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Post by: Princetonlion.tibd on July 13, 2014, 04:28:55 am: Cut it down.

Me coming back to post spree in a few days
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Post by: Princetonlion.tibd on July 20, 2014, 08:59:25 am: bump

I bump too much
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Post by: Scipi on August 01, 2014, 09:21:13 am: Spike, then

I fear my volleyball joke may be lost on some :(
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Post by: Princetonlion.tibd on August 01, 2014, 10:41:35 am: I took a volleyball unit this year so no prob

OmnIRC acts up on my virus infected windows
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Post by: ordelore on August 01, 2014, 11:09:05 am: Get Linux

I don't know what to say.
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Post by: Princetonlion.tibd on August 01, 2014, 11:10:11 am: Say something

I'm on a mac 99%, I use the windows to see what OmnIRC does to me