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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
« Reply #195 on: December 16, 2011, 04:48:03 pm »
get a pencil

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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
« Reply #196 on: December 16, 2011, 05:20:26 pm »
There's always a reason.

What's the reason?

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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
« Reply #197 on: December 16, 2011, 05:23:53 pm »
The reason's whatever


Help! I'm in a cave with two spots of light and lots of meat!

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Late last night, Quebec was invaded by a group calling themselves, "Omnimaga". Not much is known about these mysterious people except that they all carried calculators of some kind and they all seemed to converge on one house in particular. Experts estimate that the combined power of their fabled calculators is greater than all the worlds super computers put together. The group seems to be holding out in the home of a certain DJ_O, who the Omnimagians claim to be their founder. Such power has put the world at a standstill with everyone waiting to see what the Omnimagians will do...

Wait... This just in, the Omnimagians have sent the UN a list of demands that must be met or else the world will be "submitted to the wrath of Netham45's Lobster Army". Such demands include >9001 crates of peanuts, sacrificial blue lobsters, and a wide assortment of cherry flavored items. With such computing power stored in the hands of such people, we can only hope these demands are met.

In the wake of these events, we can only ask, Why? Why do these people make these demands, what caused them to gather, and what are their future plans...

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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
« Reply #198 on: December 16, 2011, 05:36:30 pm »
Stay away from the meat.

The cave is too small.

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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
« Reply #199 on: December 16, 2011, 05:54:49 pm »
Use dynamite.

I ain't got no pancake mix.
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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
« Reply #200 on: December 16, 2011, 05:55:54 pm »
Grind up some wheat and flour, and there you go :P

I'm too old fashioned
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Wait... This just in, the Omnimagians have sent the UN a list of demands that must be met or else the world will be "submitted to the wrath of Netham45's Lobster Army". Such demands include >9001 crates of peanuts, sacrificial blue lobsters, and a wide assortment of cherry flavored items. With such computing power stored in the hands of such people, we can only hope these demands are met.

In the wake of these events, we can only ask, Why? Why do these people make these demands, what caused them to gather, and what are their future plans...

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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
« Reply #201 on: December 16, 2011, 05:57:11 pm »
Buy some new clothes.

I want moar money.

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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
« Reply #202 on: December 16, 2011, 06:21:24 pm »
get a job.


I can't get a job.

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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
« Reply #203 on: December 16, 2011, 06:23:23 pm »
Go to school.

TOASTER, Y U NO MAKE NYAN CAT?

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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
« Reply #204 on: December 16, 2011, 06:26:08 pm »
toaster is too small to handle nyan cat.

there is no toaster big enough to handle nyan cat.

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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
« Reply #205 on: December 16, 2011, 11:02:18 pm »
Find nyan catgirl

Now I can't stop dancing
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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
« Reply #206 on: December 17, 2011, 12:21:29 am »
Tie yourself up with rope.


Can't find any rope.

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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
« Reply #207 on: December 17, 2011, 12:48:31 am »
Use metal bars.


I can't tie them around me.

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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
« Reply #208 on: December 17, 2011, 12:47:27 pm »
heat them up

I accidentally fire
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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
« Reply #209 on: December 17, 2011, 12:52:03 pm »
You're fired.

My microwave sucks.