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General Discussion => Other Discussions => Humour and Jokes => Topic started by: Freyaday on April 15, 2011, 12:31:30 pm

Title: Imaginary OmnomIRC quotes
Post by: Freyaday on April 15, 2011, 12:31:30 pm
I've thought up some conversations that never happened.
Here's one.

 What's with all the profanity?
We like profanity
Profanity is our friend
In fact, we'd marry profanity
If profanity wasn't a bitch;
'Cause we prefer our brides human
Not canine
Title: Re: Imaginary OmnomIRC quotes
Post by: jnesselr on April 15, 2011, 09:51:51 pm
that would summon Zeda right there.  and... um... let's see...

Freyaday:

So in summary.... He's totally normal!  :angel:

Here's one:
What's with all the lobsters?
I don't know, I thought you put them there.
Why would I put lobsters here?
I don't know, maybe we're just dreaming.
Yeah, who ever heard of Blue Lobsters.
Yeah... Hey, you hungry?
Yes.
Title: Re: Imaginary OmnomIRC quotes
Post by: Freyaday on April 16, 2011, 12:34:27 am
I can totally see something like that happening. In fact, I pulled a similar stunt on Netham today.
Here's another one.
 Freyaday: Why is it only catgirls with you?
Foxgirls get a little bushy.